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If Christian Bale wouldn't go out very often, he would be

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If Christian Bale wouldn't go out very often, he would be Christian Pale.

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If Christian Bale came through your letterbox he'd be Christian Mail.
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If Christian Bale had a neckbeard, he'd be Atheist Bale.
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If Christian Bale drank a lot, he would be Christian Ale.
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If Cristian Bale went to the sea, he would be Christian Sail
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If Christian Bale made this thread he'd be Christian Fail.
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>>558366681
If Christian Bale owned a boat, he'd be be Christian Sail
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If Christian Bale fell from the sky as ice he'd be Christian Hail.
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If Christian Bale were overgrown, cut, dried out, and collected grass from a field he'd be Christian Bale.
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if he was slow he would be christian snail
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If Christian Bale gained 200 pounds he'd be Chriatian Whale
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If Christian Bale like escargot he'd be Christian Snail
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>>558366681

If Christian Bale was kill he would be Christian Jail.
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If Christian Bale was slow and believed in Jesus, he's be Christian Snail.
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If Christian Bale would be in prison, he would be Christian Jail
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If Christian Bale was looking to diet, he'd eat Christian Kale
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If sinners were sent to live for eternity in his intestines he would be Christian Jail.
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If Christian Bale was a vegetable he'd be Christian Kale.
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>>558366681
If this nigga was into animals, he'd be Fistin Whale.
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If Christian Bale was a weatherman, he'd be Christian Gale
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If Christian Bale got into carpentry he'd be Christian Nail
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If Christian Bale was black he'd be a nigger.
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If Christian Bale had to poop really badly, he wouldn't make it and poop everywhere.

Am I doing it?
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If Christian Bale was in TF2 he would be Christian (Saxton) Hale
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>>558366681
If Christian Bale was OP,he be Christian faggot fail.
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If Christian Bale were the cup from the last supper he'd be Christian Grail
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If Christian Bale was a skater, he would be Christian Rail
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If Christain Bale were a carpenter he'd be Christian Nail
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>>558366681
to the man with a hammer
everything looks like a christian nail.
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If Christian Bale was trying to fetch water up a hill, he'd be Christian Pail
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>>558366681

If Christian Bale fought in the Crusades he'd be "the Christian Flail"
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>>558366681
If Christian Bale was gay, he'd be Christian Male
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If Christain Bale performed anal sex he would go to Christian Hell.
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If Christian Bale help guys get out of jail then hr would be Christian Bail.
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>>558367374
Never seen that one before
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if christian bale was a golden chalice on top of the ark, he'd be a Christian Grail
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If Christian Bale didn't matter he would be Christian No Avail
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If Christian Bale sat out too long he'd be Christian Stale.
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If Christian Bale ate old bread he'd be Christian Stale
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If Christian Bale was a cat, he would be Christian Tail
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If Christian Bale was a homosexual, he'd be Christian Gay.
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if christian bale posted navy seal copypasta he would be Christian Stale
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If Christian Bale were a sheep, he'd be Christian.
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>>558366681
If Christian Bail was a vegetable, he'd be Christian Kale
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If Christian Bale was condensed drops of rain that froze in the upper atmosphere,he'd be Christian Hail
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If Christian bale was fine-grained, clastic sedimentary rock composed of mud that is a mix of flakes of clay minerals and tiny fragments (silt-sized particles) of other minerals, especially quartz and calcite he'd be Christian Shale
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If Christian Bale got out of jail he'd Christian Bail
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>>558367653
Wrong facts fag, and it's been said already on here.
- thus sayeth the sage
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>>558367845
Bravo, bravo
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If Christian Bale was cheap, he would be Christian Sale
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If Christian Bale was a marketer then he would be Christian Sale
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If Christian Bale had an allergic reaction he'd be Christian Swell
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If Christian Bale was a gust of wind, he'd be Christian Gale
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>>558366681
If Christian Bale lost an archery contest, he'd be Missed and Failed
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If trains were on him, he'd be Christian Rail
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>>558367414
topkek
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If Christian Bale sold jewelry he'd be Christian Zale's
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>>558366681
if Christian Bale had tits he'd be Christian She-male
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>>558366681
If Christian Bale had severe epilepsy he'd be Christian Flail
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>>558366681

If Christian Bale was a story, he'd be Christian Tale.
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>>558368362
Bravo
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>>558366681
if he was a preist that escaped jail after touching a little boy, he'd still be Christian Bale.
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if Christian Bale was a giant dick he would be Christian Genatale
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If Christian Bale were a wizard, he'd be Christian Spell.
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If Christian Bale was an American sitcom in the 1960's he'd be Christian McHale's Navy.
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If Christian Bale were a bucket, he would be Christian Pail.
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If Christian Bale were a computer he'd be Christian Dell
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>>558368534
toppest of keks, m8
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If Christian Bale was a long depression in the surface of the land, the center of which often contains a river, stream, or other body of flowing - to varying velocities - water, he'd be Christian Vale
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>>558366681
He's actually be: Christian Bail
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>>558366681

If Christian Bale was a superhero without any powers, he'd be Christian Frail.
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Archived.

http://4archive.org/b/thread/558366681

This shit is brilliant.
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If Christian Bale was a bride he'd be Christian Veil
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>>558368752

Even though it's obvious bait, It still urks me to read that out loud.
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if Christian Bale was groped along a staircase he'd be Christian Rail.
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>>558368876
You mean if Christian Bale was an old man he'd be Christian Frail
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If Christian Bale got dubs in a thread he'd be Christian derail
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If Christian Bale were an alcohol free beer he'd be a Christian Ale

LMB=lick my balls
- jeb
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>>558366681
If Christian Bale was a super saiyan, he'd be CHRISTIAN BAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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If Christian Bale was used as protection during the Crusades he'd be Christian Chainmail
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>>558369042
It works though lol. I've been spitting them trying to say before they're said.
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if christian bale was a font, he'd be silian rail

>pls get this
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>>558369060
"easily damaged or broken; fragile or insubstantial."
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If you were in jail you'd need Christian bail.
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IF le Christien Bale were a large water animal he would be le Chritian Humpback Wale !!!! :^)
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>>558369445
I'm 21 and I don't get
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if Christian Bale was a blind, he would be Christian Braille
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>>558366681
if Christian Bale were a sea animal he'd Christian Whale
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>>558369616
watch murrican madman
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If Christian Bale was a footballer, he'd be Gareth Bale
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>>558366681
If Christian Bale was an Ivy League college he'd be Christian Yale.
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>>558369445
Impressive. Very nice.
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If Christian Bale was a thread he would be Christian Bait

>implying I'm good at this
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If Christian Bale was a measurement of how acidic or basic a substance is he'd be Christian pH Scale.
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If Christian Bale were OP he'd be an absolute fucking faggot
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if Christian Bale were a frequently traveled path in the mountains he'd be Christian Trail
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If Christian Bale was a bible in a letterbox, he'd be Christian Mail.
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if Christian Bale led the settlers to the Oregon Territory he'd be Christian Trail
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If Christian Bale were a hunted game duck he'd be a Christian Quail
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If Christian Bale was a Muslim, he'd be Mohammed Al-bale.
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If Christian Bale were an organism, specifically an animal, that produces gametes, in this instance in the form of human spermatozoa, that is capable of fertilizing the gametes (ova) of a female member of the same species of animal as the individual in question, he'd be Christian Male
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If you could buy three Christian Bales for a dollar off someone's driveway, he'd be Christian Yard Sale.
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If Christian Bale played League, he'd be Christian Kayle
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>>558366681
If Christian Bale was in the Bible, he would be Christian Tale.
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If Christian Bale were an actor, he'd be Christian Bale
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If Christian Bale was a story he'd be Christian Tale
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>>558366681
If Christian Bale created this thread, he'd be Christian Stale.
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If Christian Bale was a Mexican, he'd be Jesus Bale
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If Christian Bale had OCD he'd be Christian Detail
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If Christian Bale was Christian Bale, he'd be Kiefer Sutherland
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>>558366681
If Christian Bale was a slut he'd be OP's mum

LMOA #REKT KIDDO (nothing personel)
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If Christian Bale was a nazi, he'd be Christian Heil
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If Christian Bale was a fossilized remain found often on the beach he'd be a Christian Sea Shell.
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>>558370738
>>558370927
#rekt
#shrekkt
#gazabombings
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>>558366681
If Christian Bale was a grass filled space between two hills, he'd be Christian Dale
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If Christian bale were blind he'd be Christian Braille
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if Christian Bale had a loaf of 2 year old bread he'd be Christian Stale
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If Christian Bale was a stoner he'd be Christian Inhale
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If Christian Bale was a OP's fat mother, I would lick her asshole LMAO YOLO 420 BLAZE IT #YOOOOOLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO
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If Gandalf was Bateman Bale he would be a #American #Physco

LELELELELLLLLELEEEEEEEE
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>>558371278
>>558370986
>>558370927
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>>558366681
If Christian Bale was incarcerated, he'd be getting pounded in the ass by nigger dick.
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If christian bale was from the south and his last name was shell he'd be christian shale
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If Christian Bale was a jewish shill faggot paid millions of dollars to be recorded pretending to be fictional characters and fighting people in tight rubber costumes then he'd be an actor
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If christian bale helped blind people read then he'd be a nice guy
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If Christian Bale did American Psycho 2 i would watch it
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>>558373124
THIS
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>>558366681
if Christian Bale was hermaphrodite he'd be Christian Snail
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>>558366681
If Christian Bale was a programming language he'd be Christian on Rails
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>>558373124
>>558374087
there was only one book. An American Phsyco 2 was released but it was fucking garbage. What makes you think that just because Christian Bale would be in it that it would have any merit of being a good film?

Any film that tries to write outside of the original constraints is usually horrible.
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If Christian Bale was a football player, he'd be Gareth Bale.
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If Christian Bale was a furry he'd be Christian Tail
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