Hey /b/, I need an extremely easy way to ruin someones life,

>>558363553
Order pizzas to their house

gives us your name, his name and facebook and we'll destroy him

we'll make him remember your name forever

>>558363553
Rob a bank

Give them aids

what did they do?

spam the persons ask xDDDDDDDD

>>558363553
plant cheese pizza under his/her doormat (with some sticking out to notice) and call the cops from a phone booth. tell them you heard a kid screaming inside his/her place

You could post them on thedirty.com, have /b/ raid their facebook/twitter/youtube/instagram/kik/tumblr/whatever else they have, if it's an ex & you have porn post it on redtube.....ruining someone's life is pretty fucking easy. You just need a computer. However, if you want to get creative, tell me more details. The more I know about why you want to ruin their life & the more I know about their life, the more custom a revenge I can build for you.

>>558363680
OP here
4chinz not my personal army

>>558363553
Call in a bomb threat to the Special Olympics from his phone.

>>558363919
Oh no you ordered pizza life is ruin :-,(

>>558363919
anything but illegal stuff anon-kun

1. Acquire pistol
2. Confront them
3. When they are looking you straight in the eye, stick gun in your mouth and pull trigger.
4. They will be scarred forever, never able to lead a normal life again and become bankrupt from psych treatment costs.
Easy!

>>558363553
Get a life, Davis.

>>558364102
>catched the ruse
you're smarter than the average op

>>558364102
plus 4chan is liable to fuck up your life as well for the lulz

>>558364204
I'm not the one who suggested pizza, dumbass.

1. Acquire cp or incriminating photos.
2. Plant them in your victim's phone/personal computer
3. Make anonymous report to local police.
4. ???
5. Prophet?

>>558363553
Order some Devil's Breath from Colombia, and then put a good 10-15mgs in their drink. Doesn't have to be alcohol, and they they are your slave for 24 hours, or more, with anteretrograde amnesia. Feel free to urinate on them after they hit the ATM.

>>558364443
>>558364414
pretty much

>>558364245
1. It's only illegal if you get caught. 2. If they have their settings so that the general public can search them, contact them & view their shit, that's their fault.

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>>558363553

beet juice... it stains everything and you can't get it out... its impossible...

>>558364379
Why would that scar someone?

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>>558364102
Smart man

>>558364379
That's fucking awesome.

holy shit this thread is coming along faster than chicken stands in detroit

well question is OP are you willing to go to jail for it

>>558364697
Normal people have "empathy"

>>558364843
I'm serious, though, OP. If you really want to ruin this person's life, I can help you make it happen without getting caught, or at least with minimal risk & damage to you. I just need details.

>>558365032
Yeah give us the re run of what's happened

>>558364956
absolutely not, i just want him to pay for some stuff he has done to my family, reasoning doesn't work

>>558365182
well that rules out alotof stuff then
framing him for CP is a good bet, make sure rumours get out and society will reject him.
does he work? if yes what job?
what country is he in?

>>558365182
Okay, you came here & asked for advice. If you're going to chicken out, then just chicken out & forever be labeled a pussy. Otherwise, give us some details so we have a chance to come up with some ideas & you can choose whether or not you're willing to do them. There's no cowardice in hearing our suggestions & deciding they're not what you're looking for, but there is a lot of cowardice in asking for suggestions & then running around in circles avoiding giving details & yammering on about being scared of getting in trouble. I'm half-sorry to be harsh, but Jesus dude. Shit or get off the pot. Do you want suggestions, or not?

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>>558365540
i'd rather do something else than framing, some other stuff which just doesn't look like much but has big consequences for that person alone, non-law related

>>558365182
>put on sunglasses
>plant drugs
>call cops
>remove sunglasses

>>558365182

1. Get his profile picture, preferably with a creepy smile.
2. Hide behind a bunch of proxies
3. Sign him up for Nambla, kiddy-porn sites, etc. using said picture.
4. Stash boxes of child porn in his attic/basement (sneak in his house like a boss, faggot)
5. Set his house on fire.

Police and firemen find child porn, research the asshole, find his pedo profiles online, and BAM, he's a homeless sex offender.

PS - The police aren't going to try hard to find the offender in an arson case against a pedo :)

>>558363553
If you can find a way to get access to his car, here's what you do. Get a bottle, fill it with eggs and milk and leave it somewhere warm for a month. Take a syringe and inject this gross shit directly into the seat of his car.

>>558366161
That is CRAFTY! I like you.

Fuck this, im out
You guys are a lot less creative than you used to be

>>558365960
file complaints about him to his workplace
seduce his girlfriend
steal any/all of his friends
buy out his house from him with shitty bonds/stock

but if you wont do framing/illegal thats shit all you can do

>>558366426
well what kind of things are you looking for fggit?

>>558366426
Says the pussy nigger faggot who won't give us any details to get creative with...

>>558366401
That's cool. Now PayPal me $50, I need some new pants.

>>558363553
>be a girl
>accuse of rape
done

>>558366574
Only if you blow me. I only finance my hoes.

>>558366426
Does he live in his own house, what type of house?
Does he have a car, what type of car
Kids? Will limit out some options as to not traumatise them
Pets? Will limit a bit more (both presuming damage directed purely at him)
Wife? Girlfriend? Relatives?
What's his job?
Just give a general direction you fuckwit or we can't come up with anything horrifying since he could be anything from a 17 year old NEET to a 87 year old war veteran with a metal rectum

>>Find the hottest hot-sauce that you can find
>> put it in his shoes
>> laugh as the bottoms of his feet peel into a bloody soup of chemical burn and agony.


You really, REALLY wan to fuck someone up you go for their feet; I don't care who you are if you're feet are thrashed beyond being able to stand on them then you're fucked in the ear.

>>558366769
How about I hook you up with some free food instead? I'll even hook you up with some extra MSG.

>>558365960
>not investigating his insecurities
>not filing him that list
>not getting him to punch your faggot ass in front of his boss/girlfriend/mother/whatever the fuck he's supposed to respect
>not offering him employment after he gets fired and his girlfriend dumps him
>not firing him after years of work for your company
>not going back to his house
>not getting on the floor
>not dancing the dinosaur

Jesus christ OP, don't make us do your work for you.

Fake craigslist ads. Post an ad for some valuable item at a really good price, and list his number in the ad. Keep making more and more ads He'll get so many calls he'll have to switch numbers.

Post in the "casual encounters" section. Something like, "Sucking random cock tonight. Stop by [his address] any time after 12am for a quick blow"

>>558366426
its ASSHOLE LIKE THESE GUYS that /b/ SHOULD NOT HELP. Hes a fucking mooch that expects everything handed to him. You can tell hes a spoiled little cunt.

FUCK THIS GUY, DONT HELP HIM

LET THIS THREAD DIE

SAGE

>>558367535
Stop shouting. Some guy in the thread above this is trying to sleep.

go to him and scream "SHINRA TENSEI"
after that kill him will all you have in the fastest way possible

>>558367697
Kek'd.

One day, when you least expect it, you will shit on me.

>>558367149
Sorry bro. Hoes only. If you've got money to hook me up with that shit, you've got money to buy your own damn pants.

>>558367961
I would get that shit from my job for free. Or at least I would, if I could afford the pants needed to work there.

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>>558363553

Take a picture of them standing next to someone of the opposite sex with the true ghetto quality (pic related). Even better if they're holding a ghetto baby.

Later, steal their phone, transfer the picture, send it to their mom with a message saying "Look who's coming home for dinner."

Other idea: Get the name of a girl they recently broke up with. Have another female call them on the phone claiming to be from planned parent hood, saying <name of girl> is there and needs him to come by. Accidently Disconnect before giving directions.

>>558368512
Have you tried a thrift shop? Pants of all kinds, even pants from suits & shit, for like $5-20 depending on where you are.

>>558368880
I shall tomorrow. Thank you based anon. I don't even know what based means, I just want to be an oldfag.