>ITT: Post the car you'd use for a Batmobile if you were Batman.
>Must be available in black.
>Your Batmobile, not Bruce Wayne's - don't post it if you couldn't afford it.
I'd use one of these.
>>558273242
Smart choice
I'm going to pluck the weeds of evil out of Gotham!
Probably an Mitsubishi evo 6.5 or a Subaru impress wrx sti v6.
Why? They're both very versatile cars..straight line speed is similar to v8 camaro etc and then they'll out corner and out brake nearly every car on the road. Wet weather, dirt roads etc they'll also eat up.
Inb4 I get called a ricer
1980 corvette. they are basically a batmobile already.
lamborghini Ankonian
>>558272630
What does affording it have to do with it? It's not like people are actually batman, why would you put realistic rules on a hypothetical? Doesn't make any sense.
>>558274039
Oh you've bought a concept car? Nice bank balance faggot.
>l2read
>>558274091
Because we'd all pick stupid shit like that Lamborghini above you, or "hurr durr I'd have a custom car made".
More interested in actual, available cars.
>if you were Batman.
>don't post it if you couldn't afford it.
>if you were Batman.
>if you were Batman.
>don't post it if you couldn't afford it.
Batman is painfully rich. If I was Batman what the fuck could I not afford?
Anyway a pink Toyota Yaris is my dream car. Yeah.
>implying I wouldn't be a villain batman
>implying I wouldn't just steal money to be able to afford anything I want
>implying I wouldn't steal the car too
>>558274196
U Mad bruh ??
>>558272630
1986 Buick Grand National GNX, it only comes in black.
>>558273569
This is Batman, not Fast and the Furious. What makes the Batmobile so attractive is the sleek long body, not its ability to actually be a car. Like stated above this hypothetical, so if you're fucking Bruce Wayne, then I'm sure you'd be able to afford upgrading any car to being the best at performance.
So with that logic I'm gonna say either a Scion fr-s, or the upcoming Pontiac Trans Am.
>Pic related
>>558274458
Is that the Batmobile of my nightmares? Saw the same article when I googled that car...
>>558272630
>>558273508
>Tractor
>Plucking weeds
>>558272630
>afford it
>>558275169
>implying I can't get out of the vehicle to pluck the weeds out with my bare hands
Another great thing about the upcoming 2015 Pontiac Trans AM is that you can get it for only 30 grande. So, if you've got the dough you could be your own Batman.
>I prefer the idea of Batmobiles that we could potentially afford and get
>Lamborghinis are nice, but Batman likes to crash those so I don't think so.
Asking people to pick cars they can afford is retarded... Most people can't afford another car at all unless they sell the one they have. Also batman is rich... That's literally his ONLY power... Specifying non rich bat man is like asking... Which car would you have if you were you... In other words: Which car do you have now... But only if its black.
>>558274983
>>558276057
It doesn't have to be affordable, especially since you're right, some of us could barely afford to get those sweet ass inlines above, but for it to be a reasonably priced car (possibly top gear reference) then that makes it a lot more badass knowing that could be your next car.
>>558275865
Haha, that car is ridiculous.
>>558276592
>Batman is Darth Vader
>Pic related
And it doubles as a bomb if I run it into a curb!