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Hi /b/. My best friend's mother is a fucking cunt. all she

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Hi /b/. My best friend's mother is a fucking cunt. all she does is, cock block, shuts down the router, and uninstalls adobe reader on all computers.
Basically /b/ , I am writing a hate letter to her that will be composed of the first 100 words in this thread, just post a word you want to submit and I'll write it down.
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>>558216339
CHOKOLAT!
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>>558216339
niggers
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hello miss cock blocking nigger how are u i hope its shitty anyway ur a cunt go get layed or hit by a buss please and thank you :)
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>>558217090
tongue
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>>558217382
I should specify, you can only make one word posts, soz m8
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Rim-job
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>>558216339
dispositiona
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i know its weird that you're my friend's mom, but i get a raging boner just thinking about you and i want to bury my face in your snatch.
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>>558216339
cum on this face and post results..
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>>558216339
>uninstalls adobe reader
Implying this is a bad thing
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>>558217959
injokes
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>>558217816
op here. I'm just counting first words m8
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cum-dumster
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Kike
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this all you got /b/?
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bomping
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>>558216339
spleen
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>>558218735
CHOKOLAT! niggers hello tongue Rim dispositiona i cum Implying Kike

>thats what you have so far... So far so good heh
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>>558216339
fuckdiddlyumptous
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>>558221993
weed
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I
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VOLCANO
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the
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lickeroo
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appleinbutt
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cockmongles
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Thundercunt
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>>558216339
>uninstalls adobe reader on all computers
lolwat
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cumdumpster
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Anal Canal
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IReallyFuckingHateYouCuntFuckPieceOfShit

thats one word
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>>558225230
Op here, and I approve it. but no more posts like this pls
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Cuntpussyassholemotherfuckingnigger
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pancake-tittied
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Further more.
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>>558225476
i'll just add cunt
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>>558217959

I am an IT expert and can probably help with this issue.
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sex
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Dying Fetus
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wherefore in as much as
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>>558225656
ty op, you're the best
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ironically
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ayy lmao
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Sincerely,
Your Name Here, Esq.
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inside
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>>558225869
ur welc bb
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surely
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>>558217959
is the server down again? do i need to help anyone out with adobe?
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Zyklon-b
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>>558226236
I'm glad ppl are able to get the reference
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Weeaboo
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your anus (just use them both please op)
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Mephistopheles
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>>558226565
no way m8, only one word replies. i'll put in your
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yo op hows the letter looking so far?
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anus
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>>558227489
Dear Bitchtits,
Chokolat niggers hello tongue rim-job. Disposition I cum implying ; kike this spleen, fuckdiddlyumptous weed. I volcano the lickeroo appleinbutt. Cockmongles thundercunt lolwat? Cumdumpster Anal
IReallyFuckingHateYouCuntFuckPieceOfShit cunt pancake-tittied, Further-more, I sex dying wherefore ty. Ironically, ayylmao sincerely inside surely is Zyklon-b weeaboo your Mephistopheles anus.
>greatness awaits
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blood
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>>558227574
masticator
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coprophagous
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>>558226746
Pinhead
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bloody
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>>558227781
ayy lmao
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Gordon Ramsey
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blood!
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liberally-speaking
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>>558216339
dickspit
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Kike
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bleed
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nya
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>>558228186
new rule thanks to this anon, no more blood or blood variations.
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>>558216339
feminazi
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cuntfuck
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Horsedick-smegma (one word)
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bloodclot
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pedophilic
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DONKEYTEETH¶
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cat
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>>558228445
blood
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>>558225719
can you get me a copy of chrome ultton?
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lovely
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>>558228798
dank u
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And therefore i haet u
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PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!
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We're at 67 words
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Cuntasaurus-Rex
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you lobotimized pricknigger
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nigger
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CUNT
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>>558216339


lobotomite
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>>558229383
which word do you want me to use
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ELECTRIC
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however
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agumon digivolve TOOOOOO.... GARURUMON!!!
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>>558229675
refresher: only one word posts
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fuck
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will
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>>558229525
pricknigger
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butt-pirate
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>>558227810
>>558228009
>>558228186
>>558228376
>>558228575
>>558228767
>>558228949
>>558229195
>>558229591
holy fuck you're autistic
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Phimosis
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circumsize
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cancer
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MICROPENIS
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>>558230079
I feel it
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Sandnigger
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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Update on that letter, OP.
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>>558230234
gonna make that plural
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Israel
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>>558230375
>>558230375
Chokolat niggers hello tongue rim-job. Disposition I cum implying ; kike this spleen, fuckdiddlyumptous weed. I volcano the lickeroo appleinbutt. Cockmongles thundercunt lolwat? Cumdumpster Anal
IReallyFuckingHateYouCuntFuckPieceOfShit cunt pancake-tittied, Further-more, I sex dying wherefore ty. Ironically, ayylmao sincerely inside surely is Zyklon-b weeaboo your Mephistopheles anus blood.
Masticator coprophagous pinhead bloody Gordon Ramsay blood, Liberally-speaking, dickspit kike bleed nya. Feminazi cuntfuck Horsedick-smegma bloodclot. Pedophilic donkeyteeth cat can lovely and pikachu!
Cuntasaurus-Rex nigger cunt lobotomite electric, however, agumon fuck will pricknigger butt-pirate. Holy phimosis circumsize cancer micropenis sandniggers. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
update more, israel
>At 89 words
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philharmonic
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bombing
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Whorefrog

And OP print the letter so we can see it's beauty
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Allah
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>>558216339
What are you 12?
Quit your bitching, get a job and pay for your own shit.
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saw
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super
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lets wrap it up /b/
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JewJuice (one word, OP)
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rape
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Compasvagina (because her vagina is so streched it points from north to south)
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Salt
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anulprolapse
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>>558230678
I like how your making sentences out of the nonsense
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byzantium
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you
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cuntflaps
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Fleshlight
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hunger
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triggering
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alrights. Let me go print this baby out. It should've ended at anal-prolapse but, I couldn't resist those last three after
>> byzantium you cuntflaps
brb /b/
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foreskin
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Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

Name of a law that has now been dropped in germany
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rectal
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>>558231429
>print

OP no. Write that shit in cursive.
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>>558231554
k
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Squishy
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cockmuppet
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>>558231703
nice
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>>558231703
Aw yiss. This shit's gonna be all fancy n shit.
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>>558231703
Don't forget picture of letter and timestamp, OP.

>I hereby declare OP not a faggot if he delivers.

Bumping until delivery.
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numberwang!
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/b/ my cursive is shit
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>>558232023
Than hand-print, faggot.
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>>558232145
k nig
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>>558232023
ples, at least write it out oh so neatly.
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>>558231996
I'm sorry, Julie, that's not numberwang

>>558232023
Just use a fancy script font
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Bump for survival of this thread.

Can wait for this beauty.
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>>558216339
are the niggest
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>>558232225
it'll come out how it comes out m8
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and now, the waiting game
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>>558232371
dont stup ur knickers in a flump ther m8
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Plx OP delivar
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might just print it, tired. hows a print and a timestamp sound oh glorious /b/
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>>558232918
Wonderful sir quite wonderful.
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>>558232918
Works for me
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>>558232918
Fucking delicious.
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>>558233062
thats all the convincing i need
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Print it in bolded, underlined and italic comic sans
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Bump bump BUMP IT UP!
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>>558232918
Print it in wingdings
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If thread does before you can post pics start a new one. This is my entertainment for the night.
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Bumping for win.
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Bumpity bump bump
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bumpan
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>>558234023
How long does it take to print something. I could etch it into stone faster.
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bumping
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doing it in bolded underlined italic comic sans.
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>>558234649
God damn that is fucking evil
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>>558234649
Motherofgod.jpag
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here fellas
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Lurkin and bumping while I ride in a bus goin home
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op this is magnificent. You will be remembered.
>>558235143
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>>558235143
OP is not a faggot!
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>>558235143
>sinseerly
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>>558235143
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>>558235143
noice
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Screenshotted
May this letter be forever remembered
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someone screencap please
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>>558235143
OP are you really gonna send it to her?
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>>558235870
I'm givin it to me friend and he'll drop it in her mail pile or some shit like that. We'll be gigglin at this for years m8
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>>558235790
agree, OP was a fucking legend on this day
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>>558235143
I love you OP.
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>>558235745
Give us the screenshot!
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Not bad.
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>>558236157
My apologies i only did the letter
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>>558235143
noice OP

when are ya gonna send it off to ur friend's mum then?
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>>558234649
fuck yeah, my idea was used.
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>>558235143
>israel philharmonic bombing
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>>558235143
If that doesn't make for perfect copypasta, I don't know what does.
Let's have a text version for future reference, please.
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>>558236795
hopefully by the end of this week, maybe sooner.
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Dear Bitch tits
Chokolat niggers hello tongue rim-job. Disposition I cum implying ; kike this spleen, fuckdiddlyumptous weed. I volcano the lickeroo appleinbutt. Cockmongles thundercunt lolwat? Cumdumpster Anal.
IReallyFuckingHateYouCuntFuckPieceOfShit cunt pancake-tittied, Further-more, I sex dying wherefore ty. Ironically, ayylmao sincerely inside surely is Zyklon-b weeaboo your Mephistopheles anus blood.
Masticator coprophagous pinhead bloody Gordon Ramsay blood, Liberally-speaking, dickspit kike bleed nya. Feminazi cuntfuck Horsedick-smegma bloodclot. Pedophilic donkeyteeth cat can lovely and pikachu!
Cuntasaurus-Rex nigger cunt lobotomite electric, however, agumon fuck will pricknigger butt-pirate. Holy phimosis circumsize cancer micropenis sandniggers. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis update more, israel philharmonic bombing. Whorefrog allah saw super JewJuice rape, Compas-vagina salt anal-prolapse byzantium you cuntflaps.
sinseerly
anon
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>>558237096
you actually aren't a flaming faggot, thanks OP!
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>>558236157
working on getting a screen cap of all this
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>>558237096
Brilliant, OP. Thank you.
I especially appreciate the "sinseerly". Adds some personal flavour, so to speak.
Well done.
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>>558237487
dank u
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here for anyone that wants it
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>>558237096
this thread is glorious thank you op
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>>558237779
Thank you anon. You're the best.
sinseerly, anon
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>>558237941
no /b/ dank u
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Wait a second...

Is that
>>558235143
Comic Sans? This gets better by the minute!
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>>558238114
Toasting in epic bread.
Tonight, OP was a /b/ro.
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shit would be way better if you make it look like a printed email from a shitty email site like hotmail or yahoo, or maybe even old AOL mail.
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>>558238535
wow too far m9
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>>558238856
Also, moar desu.
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>>558239134
Here you go, OP. You earned it.
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>>558239307
blushu
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>>558238114
The day OP wasn't a faggot, hats off to you
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Fucking hell OP, why not make download this: https://soundcloud.com/kleenex-kek/for-dubs-or-money and put it in a CD and send it along with the letter? (tape would be hillarious too kek)
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so I took one png of this whole thread. the file size is too large for 4chan so... what do
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>>558240828
Fap
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>>558241369
that'll do
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>>558240828
make it a jaypeg
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>>558241613
das ist tru
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>>558241787
Upload to imgur
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>>558242265
did, and it came up a blurry pile of dick
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>>558241560
maybe tell us more about the bitch?
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>>558242714
oyus, pls moar backstory
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>>558242714
Well thanks to bitch tits, my friend's internet shuts off at 9pm, she has him on a sleep regime, and when his crush was having a going away party, he was about to go alpha until she came out and said " Hurry up and stop flirting with your friend, this is a going away party, say goodbye and leave!"
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>>558243052
what the fuck. that bitch needs this shit.
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I don't know all the details but, he's been complaining about her being a massive cunt, and having her house under 24-7 nazi lockdown.
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>>558243052
Jesus christ, is he a teen?
>inb4 underage b&
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>>558243532
yeh, m9,
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op signing out
any more questions folks
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nah, have a good night and don't forget to post results <3
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>>558243951
God speed /b/ro.
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>>558216339
>uninstalls adobe reader on all computers.

You should learn about a thing called a "password".
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>>558225869
be gone, foul caleb
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>>558216339
tabasco
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>>558246275
shit nigga u late
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>>558246857
Yeah, still hoping OP manages to squeeze that one in though.
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>>558247158
OP alreay left, sorry anon, maybe another day. Read the thread though, toptier shit.
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>>558216339

how the fuck old are you? this isn't a site for little kids
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>>558247158
got u covered, just scrolled over again.
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>>558247901
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