Hi /b/. My best friend's mother is a fucking cunt. all she

>>558216339
CHOKOLAT!

>>558216339
niggers

hello miss cock blocking nigger how are u i hope its shitty anyway ur a cunt go get layed or hit by a buss please and thank you :)

>>558217090
tongue

>>558217382
I should specify, you can only make one word posts, soz m8

Rim-job

>>558216339
dispositiona

i know its weird that you're my friend's mom, but i get a raging boner just thinking about you and i want to bury my face in your snatch.

>>558216339
cum on this face and post results..

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>>558216339
>uninstalls adobe reader
Implying this is a bad thing

>>558217959
injokes

>>558217816
op here. I'm just counting first words m8

cum-dumster

Kike

this all you got /b/?

bomping

>>558216339
spleen

>>558218735
CHOKOLAT! niggers hello tongue Rim dispositiona i cum Implying Kike

>thats what you have so far... So far so good heh

>>558216339
fuckdiddlyumptous

>>558221993
weed

I

VOLCANO

the

lickeroo

appleinbutt

cockmongles

Thundercunt

>>558216339
>uninstalls adobe reader on all computers
lolwat

cumdumpster

Anal Canal

IReallyFuckingHateYouCuntFuckPieceOfShit

thats one word

>>558225230
Op here, and I approve it. but no more posts like this pls

Cuntpussyassholemotherfuckingnigger

pancake-tittied

Further more.

>>558225476
i'll just add cunt

>>558217959

I am an IT expert and can probably help with this issue.

sex

Dying Fetus

wherefore in as much as

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>>558225656
ty op, you're the best

ironically

ayy lmao

Sincerely,
Your Name Here, Esq.

inside

>>558225869
ur welc bb

surely

>>558217959
is the server down again? do i need to help anyone out with adobe?

Zyklon-b

>>558226236
I'm glad ppl are able to get the reference

Weeaboo

your anus (just use them both please op)

Mephistopheles

>>558226565
no way m8, only one word replies. i'll put in your

yo op hows the letter looking so far?

anus

>>558227489
Dear Bitchtits,
Chokolat niggers hello tongue rim-job. Disposition I cum implying ; kike this spleen, fuckdiddlyumptous weed. I volcano the lickeroo appleinbutt. Cockmongles thundercunt lolwat? Cumdumpster Anal
IReallyFuckingHateYouCuntFuckPieceOfShit cunt pancake-tittied, Further-more, I sex dying wherefore ty. Ironically, ayylmao sincerely inside surely is Zyklon-b weeaboo your Mephistopheles anus.
>greatness awaits

blood

>>558227574
masticator

coprophagous

>>558226746
Pinhead

bloody

>>558227781
ayy lmao

Gordon Ramsey

blood!

liberally-speaking

>>558216339
dickspit

Kike

bleed

nya

>>558228186
new rule thanks to this anon, no more blood or blood variations.

>>558216339
feminazi

cuntfuck

Horsedick-smegma (one word)

bloodclot

pedophilic

DONKEYTEETH¶

cat

>>558228445
blood

>>558225719
can you get me a copy of chrome ultton?

lovely

>>558228798
dank u

And therefore i haet u

PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!

We're at 67 words

Cuntasaurus-Rex

you lobotimized pricknigger

nigger

CUNT

>>558216339


lobotomite

>>558229383
which word do you want me to use

ELECTRIC

however

agumon digivolve TOOOOOO.... GARURUMON!!!

>>558229675
refresher: only one word posts

fuck

will

>>558229525
pricknigger

butt-pirate

>>558227810
>>558228009
>>558228186
>>558228376
>>558228575
>>558228767
>>558228949
>>558229195
>>558229591
holy fuck you're autistic

Phimosis

circumsize

cancer

MICROPENIS

>>558230079
I feel it

Sandnigger

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Update on that letter, OP.

>>558230234
gonna make that plural

Israel

>>558230375
>>558230375
Chokolat niggers hello tongue rim-job. Disposition I cum implying ; kike this spleen, fuckdiddlyumptous weed. I volcano the lickeroo appleinbutt. Cockmongles thundercunt lolwat? Cumdumpster Anal
IReallyFuckingHateYouCuntFuckPieceOfShit cunt pancake-tittied, Further-more, I sex dying wherefore ty. Ironically, ayylmao sincerely inside surely is Zyklon-b weeaboo your Mephistopheles anus blood.
Masticator coprophagous pinhead bloody Gordon Ramsay blood, Liberally-speaking, dickspit kike bleed nya. Feminazi cuntfuck Horsedick-smegma bloodclot. Pedophilic donkeyteeth cat can lovely and pikachu!
Cuntasaurus-Rex nigger cunt lobotomite electric, however, agumon fuck will pricknigger butt-pirate. Holy phimosis circumsize cancer micropenis sandniggers. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
update more, israel
>At 89 words

philharmonic

bombing

Whorefrog

And OP print the letter so we can see it's beauty

Allah

>>558216339
What are you 12?
Quit your bitching, get a job and pay for your own shit.

saw

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super

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lets wrap it up /b/

JewJuice (one word, OP)

rape

Compasvagina (because her vagina is so streched it points from north to south)

Salt

anulprolapse

>>558230678
I like how your making sentences out of the nonsense

byzantium

you

cuntflaps

Fleshlight

hunger

triggering

alrights. Let me go print this baby out. It should've ended at anal-prolapse but, I couldn't resist those last three after
>> byzantium you cuntflaps
brb /b/

foreskin

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

Name of a law that has now been dropped in germany

rectal

>>558231429
>print

OP no. Write that shit in cursive.

>>558231554
k

Squishy

cockmuppet

>>558231703
nice

>>558231703
Aw yiss. This shit's gonna be all fancy n shit.

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>>558231703
Don't forget picture of letter and timestamp, OP.

>I hereby declare OP not a faggot if he delivers.

Bumping until delivery.

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numberwang!

/b/ my cursive is shit

>>558232023
Than hand-print, faggot.

>>558232145
k nig

>>558232023
ples, at least write it out oh so neatly.

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>>558231996
I'm sorry, Julie, that's not numberwang

>>558232023
Just use a fancy script font

Bump for survival of this thread.

Can wait for this beauty.

>>558216339
are the niggest

>>558232225
it'll come out how it comes out m8

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and now, the waiting game

>>558232371
dont stup ur knickers in a flump ther m8

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Plx OP delivar

might just print it, tired. hows a print and a timestamp sound oh glorious /b/

>>558232918
Wonderful sir quite wonderful.

>>558232918
Works for me

>>558232918
Fucking delicious.

>>558233062
thats all the convincing i need

Print it in bolded, underlined and italic comic sans

Bump bump BUMP IT UP!

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>>558232918
Print it in wingdings

If thread does before you can post pics start a new one. This is my entertainment for the night.

Bumping for win.

Bumpity bump bump

bumpan

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>>558234023
How long does it take to print something. I could etch it into stone faster.

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bumping

doing it in bolded underlined italic comic sans.

>>558234649
God damn that is fucking evil

>>558234649
Motherofgod.jpag

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here fellas

Lurkin and bumping while I ride in a bus goin home

op this is magnificent. You will be remembered.
>>558235143

>>558235143
OP is not a faggot!

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>>558235143
>sinseerly

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>>558235143

>>558235143
noice

Screenshotted
May this letter be forever remembered

someone screencap please

>>558235143
OP are you really gonna send it to her?

>>558235870
I'm givin it to me friend and he'll drop it in her mail pile or some shit like that. We'll be gigglin at this for years m8

>>558235790
agree, OP was a fucking legend on this day

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>>558235143
I love you OP.

>>558235745
Give us the screenshot!

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Not bad.

>>558236157
My apologies i only did the letter

>>558235143
noice OP

when are ya gonna send it off to ur friend's mum then?

>>558234649
fuck yeah, my idea was used.

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>>558235143
>israel philharmonic bombing

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>>558235143
If that doesn't make for perfect copypasta, I don't know what does.
Let's have a text version for future reference, please.

>>558236795
hopefully by the end of this week, maybe sooner.

Dear Bitch tits
Chokolat niggers hello tongue rim-job. Disposition I cum implying ; kike this spleen, fuckdiddlyumptous weed. I volcano the lickeroo appleinbutt. Cockmongles thundercunt lolwat? Cumdumpster Anal.
IReallyFuckingHateYouCuntFuckPieceOfShit cunt pancake-tittied, Further-more, I sex dying wherefore ty. Ironically, ayylmao sincerely inside surely is Zyklon-b weeaboo your Mephistopheles anus blood.
Masticator coprophagous pinhead bloody Gordon Ramsay blood, Liberally-speaking, dickspit kike bleed nya. Feminazi cuntfuck Horsedick-smegma bloodclot. Pedophilic donkeyteeth cat can lovely and pikachu!
Cuntasaurus-Rex nigger cunt lobotomite electric, however, agumon fuck will pricknigger butt-pirate. Holy phimosis circumsize cancer micropenis sandniggers. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis update more, israel philharmonic bombing. Whorefrog allah saw super JewJuice rape, Compas-vagina salt anal-prolapse byzantium you cuntflaps.
sinseerly
anon

>>558237096
you actually aren't a flaming faggot, thanks OP!

>>558236157
working on getting a screen cap of all this

>>558237096
Brilliant, OP. Thank you.
I especially appreciate the "sinseerly". Adds some personal flavour, so to speak.
Well done.

>>558237487
dank u

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here for anyone that wants it

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>>558237096
this thread is glorious thank you op

>>558237779
Thank you anon. You're the best.
sinseerly, anon

>>558237941
no /b/ dank u

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Wait a second...

Is that
>>558235143
Comic Sans? This gets better by the minute!

>>558238114
Toasting in epic bread.
Tonight, OP was a /b/ro.

shit would be way better if you make it look like a printed email from a shitty email site like hotmail or yahoo, or maybe even old AOL mail.

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>>558238535
wow too far m9

>>558238856
Also, moar desu.

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>>558239134
Here you go, OP. You earned it.

>>558239307
blushu

>>558238114
The day OP wasn't a faggot, hats off to you

Fucking hell OP, why not make download this: https://soundcloud.com/kleenex-kek/for-dubs-or-money and put it in a CD and send it along with the letter? (tape would be hillarious too kek)

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so I took one png of this whole thread. the file size is too large for 4chan so... what do

>>558240828
Fap

>>558241369
that'll do

>>558240828
make it a jaypeg

>>558241613
das ist tru

>>558241787
Upload to imgur

>>558242265
did, and it came up a blurry pile of dick

>>558241560
maybe tell us more about the bitch?

>>558242714
oyus, pls moar backstory

>>558242714
Well thanks to bitch tits, my friend's internet shuts off at 9pm, she has him on a sleep regime, and when his crush was having a going away party, he was about to go alpha until she came out and said " Hurry up and stop flirting with your friend, this is a going away party, say goodbye and leave!"

>>558243052
what the fuck. that bitch needs this shit.

I don't know all the details but, he's been complaining about her being a massive cunt, and having her house under 24-7 nazi lockdown.

>>558243052
Jesus christ, is he a teen?
>inb4 underage b&

>>558243532
yeh, m9,

op signing out
any more questions folks

nah, have a good night and don't forget to post results <3

>>558243951
God speed /b/ro.

>>558216339
>uninstalls adobe reader on all computers.

You should learn about a thing called a "password".

>>558225869
be gone, foul caleb

>>558216339
tabasco

>>558246275
shit nigga u late

>>558246857
Yeah, still hoping OP manages to squeeze that one in though.

>>558247158
OP alreay left, sorry anon, maybe another day. Read the thread though, toptier shit.

>>558216339

how the fuck old are you? this isn't a site for little kids

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>>558247158
got u covered, just scrolled over again.

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>>558247901