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>ITT we pretend it's September the 10th, 2001. "Oh

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>ITT we pretend it's September the 10th, 2001.

"Oh boy I love my work in the WTC, so happy to go there tomorrow"
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i wonder wat my mom is makin for lunch
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>>558145193
"God i hate working here, my boss is a dick. God please kill me now"
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too far man.... people died....not cool..
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I like how all my goyim friends are going to work.
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>>558145404
"Last day of work! I sure love life! I can't wait to get married and start my new life tomorrow!"
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"My friend Muhammad is gonna be here soon to pick me up for lunch"
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"I can't wait! Only 2 more days to retirement!"
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>>558145193
Abdul, derka derka derki derka derk! Pilot lessons derka derk!
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>>558145193
Inb4 fairly odd parents dad gif
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I am a successful Jewish businessman, and I for one will be staying home tomorrow with my family and shekels.
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i wasnt even born lmao xD
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what do you get out of this thread?
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>>558145193
Just got back from my deployment from Iraq.
I sure am ready to spend the next few years with my family!
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>>558145629
"aww shit, I have to meet up with Ahmed to catch the plane."
pic related
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"Man, being a Muslim in America is so easy. Nobody bats an eye"
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Wouldn't it be crazy if our generation had two vietnams and 1984 rolled into one?
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>>558145193

"Did you guys hear that a few planes were hijacked few minutes ago? And i thought my day is gonna be bad"
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>>558145193
>implying you have a job
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>>558145769
What do you get out of it
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>>558145769
"hey did you hear? Muhammad got his pilots license today!"
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>>558145404
FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAGGGGGGOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>558145935
Its the day before. Learn to read retard.
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>>558145623
aww man
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"wow almost missed my flight, thank god I'm so lucky"
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and done!
these should be set to explode tomorrow.
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>>558146085
>irony
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>>558145193
> Edge
Take a nap.
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>>558146252
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>>558145193
>tfw i had a surgical procedure (upper endoscopy) on 9/10/01
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>>558145193
And I hate you all... I call in sick tomorrow.
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Damn, America is the best country in the world. We are truly invincible. Damn. Shit. Praise god for this country. Fuck me.
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>>558145193
Man that Arab guy was a true gentlemen
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oh man school just started me and my friends are in the same class, this shit is pretty chill. we got the computer in the back of the class room
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>>558145193
I will be an hero "allahu ackbar"
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>>558146812
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD.
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>>558145193
"I'm going to shoot up the office tomorrow after lunch. These fuckers will never see it coming."
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I'm so glad I'm Jewish and my superiors decided to tell me not to come in today.
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>>558145193
Hahahaha
Only one more day and the evil empire of Zionism will play it's most terrible trick yet.
Those goyims will never know what hit them...

Shalom Shalom
Motherfuckers!
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>>558145193
oh yeah me and my jewish friends gonna rape the world from here, and no one can say anything cuz we are jewish and we can call the holocaust whenever we want HAHAHA
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Holy shit I found the cure for cancer! Man I gotta tell John about this, I'm taking the next flight to New York!
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>>558145193
"fucking interns, and those piece of shit desk jockeys. Fuck tomorrow, at least I have a top floor view from my office."
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>>558145758
underage b&
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>>558145758
Not born by at least 2001 makes you 13 years or younger. Do your parents know you're on 4chan?
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>>558150258
kidzbop
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>>558145769
if you're such a little bitch why post faggot?
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>>558145193
Who's Osama bin laden? ayy lmao
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>>558150657
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FUCK YES! NEW EPISODES OF DBZ ON CARTOON NETWORK TONIGHT!!!!

I remember this because I had a family event and had to set my vcr to record. god damn now I feel old
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>>558145193
"i wonder if i have telekinetic powers. tomorrow i will try it on a plane"
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>>558145193
Fucking school this nigger punched me in the nose and I got a 1 day suspension oh well Ill be going back to school tomorrow fucking school... but hey my math teacher is hot as fuck so im cool with that
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>mfw I wasn't even born yet
KeK
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>>558150657
>>558150258
Took the b8
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>>558145758
reported
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Man I can't wait to leave this nyc life behind me tomorrow and leave to San Francisco on United Airlines Flight 93
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>>558145193
Maybe Americants aren't that bad...
I mean, theyare letting us fly their airplane!
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>>558150827
Ur mom was a little bitch in bed last note lmao
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"Hi we are the federal building inspectors, we came to install some.... light bulbs"
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I'm going to visit Murica, since they won't ask me awkward questions at the airport and by no means treat me as a terrorist and seek for explosives in my rectus!
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>>558145193
Man, I sure hope no sandnigger steals a plane and flies it into these nice, tall towers anytime soon!
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"Guys, something awful is going to happen tomorrow. Extremists have ordered two planes to fly into the World Trade Center, which will result in thousands of casualties and will be a national tragedy. That's tomorrow, the morning of September 11th, 2001."

How did I do?
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>>558145404
not enough people died.
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"should I take my parachute with me today for afterwards? Nah, I'm feeling too lazy for it today. Tomorrow"
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"My name is George Bush, and I would like some oil, but I don't have an excuse to go over to the Middle East to go and get it..... Yet."
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So I received this cancerous chain message saying that, "If you don't send this message to 10 people in the next 30 seconds, you will be killed by an airplane tomorrow." I just marked it as spam. Those things never come true.
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>>558151520
pfft, look at this guy with his conspiracy theories
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god i hate working at the WTC. good thing tomorrow is my last day.
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>>558151639
Kek'd
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Guys guys I'm psychic! There's going to be a terrorist attack tomorrow!
A nuke will go off in downtown NY!

Everyone get out!
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>>558145193
Oh gee I wish my eyes werent decieved one day in the future...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1NbBxDGSkI
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>>558146812
And here's contestant 0911 coming off the board into an unorthodox form of the belly splash
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That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin...
Why do people like you find the whole 9/11 attacks something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible event like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? This issue is very serious, yet crazy assfucks like you are throwing shit jokes about it. Sick fuck, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about situations like this? Let me tell you, you are fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now. You are such a disgusting bully. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you really find funny about it? Stupid fucker I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fuck. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about the attacks. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

I'd go on about how fucked up you are, but I'll restrain myself right now.

Just hope one day that you will never have a hard life even nearly as the many who have ever since 9/11.
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Guys, guys! I come from the future . Something big is going to happen tomorrow. Screen cap this.
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>>558151317
Confirmed faggot
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>>558145193
"happy birthday to me! I'm so happy to finally be 13."
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>>558145193
Not fucking funny.
I mean, come on man, it's been almost 13 years now. Time to move on and laugh at other tragedies, such as the current war in Gaza.
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Fuck I hate this place, I just want a fucking bomb threat or something Fuck. I need a day to myself, Fuck it I'll get fucked up tonight and call in sick tomorrow.
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>>558152026
Cry me a river.
A country attacks its own citizens.
Puts out bullshit explanation and builds the american equivalent of Nazi germany...
And you're bitching?

>GTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>558152230
But we still laugh set the holocaust...?
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>>558152230
I'm with this guy.

Let's make Gaza jokes instead
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"I've got a bad feeling something's going to happen. I've just booked a flight to LA tomorrow."
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Im so scared of heights! Thank my freedoms that I never have to jump from this altitude, that would be crazy!
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>>558152332
>taking the b8
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lol
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Guys I just got a raise, and they moved me to the 90th floor! the view is amazing.
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>>558152026
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>558152230
It wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't still so offensive.
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>>558152026
nice copypasta though 9/11
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Why are people complaining about seeing something fucked up on the most ducked up website on the internet? GTFO
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>>558152026
as a 9-11survivor I can joke about it all I want, and ppl like you are not going to shut me up.
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>>558152357
> Implying it ever happened
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>>558152056
Oh let me guess.. something with Israel and Palestina right?
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All the virgins crying over 9/11.

You're mad because people find it funny. Stop being a whinny little bitch, and get fucking lifting.
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>>558152230
Post of the year
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>>558152895
>ducked up
The 'F' key is on the LEFT of the 'D' key, silly anon.
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>>558152357
To be honest I find them getting old, as well.
>>558152842
Point taken. But imagine how bad the asshurt must be with Gaza, with it being fresh wounds in the flesh of white knights and palestinians.
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>>558145193
On the evening of September 10th, 2001, I was sitting in my friend's backyard smoking a cigarette and for some reason we got onto the topic of terrorism. My friend's dad prophetically said "You know, if sandniggers really wanted to create havoc they should hijack planes and fly them into heavily populated areas."

It was fucking creepy.
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>>558151639
lel
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>>558152026
someone make this a copypasta
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>>558152970
Impressive.
You clicked on every reply.
Good job.
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"I am an American, and I have absolutely no problem with Muslims, Arabs, or Islam. I am a completely tolerant individual, who will never be brainwashed by the government in order to direct hatred towards them."
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>>558153339
I smell bullshit.
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>>558153226
On mobile, auto correct likes to Fuck with me.
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>>558145193
I've got reservations at Windows on the World tomorrow night. My girl is definitely gonna give it up after a night like that.
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>>558152230
>>558152293
>>558152332
>>558152357
>>558152397
>>558152425
>>558152505
>>558152515
>>558152664
>>558152751
>>558152771
>>558152842
>>558152972
>>558153048
>>558153108
>>558153156
>>558152864
>>558152895
so faggy got kicked out of a men's bathroom for sucking too many dicks
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*kicks moms stomache* lol i wasnt born yet i was born 3 months after
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>>558153460
it already is..google it up m9
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oh man I can't wait to show the infidels tomorrow
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>>558145592

No shit.

>not inb4 5 dancing israelis
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"But wait, I have that business trip tomorrow! I'm sure I'll be back in no time though."
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>>558153634
>>>558152230
underage b& confirmed
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>>558152026
0/10 if copypasta
9/11 if real

>implying you don't joke about any atrocities that have happened
BUT MUH COUNTRY ATTAKED NOOOOO
NO JOIKE BOUT MUH COUNTRY ONLY OTHARS!!!!!

Fucking right wing faggot
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** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE PELICAN! ** post this in 3 threads or you will be fucking kiIIed

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>>558152972
Everyone who didn't die is a survivor. I'm a survivor, the queen of England is a survivor, the coffee guy is a survivor.
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>>558145193
„George W. is such a cool guy“ ... „I ow him my life. haha jokeling“
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>>558152026
U mad faggot?
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>>558154040
I will survive...
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>>558153634
this bate is 2obvious try hardR
>Also underage &
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>>558153905
Learn to read you dumb fuck, I'm 22.
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You guys are fucking sick. Is this all you guys do? Make jokes about bad events and promote bullshit? I have to honestly say, you guys are fucked up. I bet you couldn't make fun of a terrorism victim in front of them. You only talk shit behind their backs by going on to an image board. This pretty much proves you guys are a bunch of lame, weak, pathetic no lifers that can't make better use of their lives.
And by the way, I'm pretty sure 90% of you are just a bunch of 13 year olds.
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>>558145193
"I hope terrorists don't hjiack planes and crash them into some buildings. If something like that were to happen thousands of miles from me and not effect my life at all, I would be really upset."
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>>558154032
ohh shit okay mr. pelican
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>>558145193
"Two more days. All these cheerful mother fuckers are going to die. September 12th, I'm going to shoot up this whole building."
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>>558154185
holy shit how did they get it to fall just in the right spot for those sunglasses?
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Use way back machine to book reservations in WTC restaurants for lunch on 9/11.
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>>558153226
Well, let's see...
"Sucked up"
I'm pretty sure the "F" key is on the right of the "D" key.
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„w-wait Afghanistan is in Texas, right?“
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>>558145193
My dad: "One of my friends is leaving on a business trip tomorrow. When he gets back, I'd like you to meet with him. He might have some leads on jobs where he works at the Pentagon".

mfw my dad's friend was on the plane that hit the pentagon. They found his wedding ring in the rubble.
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>>558152970
People like you need to die.
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>>558154534
If we laughed in their faces that would actually be damn cruel. Making these jokes here, where everybody is anonymous, won't hurt anyone. Or the number will be scarce. Anyway, us stopping this or you pissing us on the boots for it won't bring back their friends, family and health. Also, black humour is a way to raise awareness for certain topics. In conclusion, you fail and should take a trip to brooklyn wearing a shirt that says "I HATE NIGGERS" and is depicting a black slave picking cotton.
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>>558152026
Dude, it doesn't matter. None of it matters. You're fucking Heaven, you can grasp that, I presume.
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>>558145193
„I would give my life for this job“
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>>558155073
>Falls for pasta
>Writes a paragraphs about it.
Back to Tumblr with ye
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Goddamn what a fucking view. Sure being the window wiper for the world trade center is hard work but when you get to the top after cleaning all these windows, the view sure is- oh look an airplane! I just love my jo-OH GOD FUCKING DAMN IT *boom*
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>>558155373
Eh, coud very well be real considering the whole 4chan vs. tumblr bullshit recently. I wouldn't be surprised if some social justice warriors got in here just to piss people off with their moralfaggotry.
Even if it's a copypasta, the poster may just be a lazy faggot and took it because he knows it expresses a point he agrees to. Therefore, a valid answer is justified. You fucking faggot.
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>>558154534
STICK UR DIK IN HERE PLZ??? <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< LOLOLOLKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
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>>558154753
It might be staged. I bet there's bunch of wizards doing magic from a blind spot.
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Who should really give a fuck though? This board is pure cancer 24/7 and everyone here knows that. If someone is complaining about morals on /b/ then they are either new or retarded. Either way they should be ignored or laughed at
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>>558155581
I read somewhere that there were two window cleaning crews on the job that day. One crew was low enough on the building to survive. The other crew was not so lucky.
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>>558154534
>You guys are fucking sick. Is this all you guys do? Make jokes about bad events and promote bullshit? I have to honestly say, you guys are fucked up. I bet you couldn't make fun of a terrorism victim in front of them. You only talk shit behind their backs by going on to an image board. This pretty much proves you guys are a bunch of lame, weak, pathetic no lifers that can't make better use of their lives.
>And by the way, I'm pretty sure 90% of you are just a bunch of 13 year olds.
You guys are fucking sick. Is this all you guys do? Make jokes about bad events and promote bullshit? I have to honestly say, you guys are fucked up. I bet you couldn't make fun of a terrorism victim in front of them. You only talk shit behind their backs by going on to an image board. This pretty much proves you guys are a bunch of lame, weak, pathetic no lifers that can't make better use of their lives.
And by the way, I'm pretty sure 90% of you are just a bunch of 13 year olds.
You guys are fucking sick. Is this all you guys do? Make jokes about bad events and promote bullshit? I have to honestly say, you guys are fucked up. I bet you couldn't make fun of a terrorism victim in front of them. You only talk shit behind their backs by going on to an image board. This pretty much proves you guys are a bunch of lame, weak, pathetic no lifers that can't make better use of their lives.
And by the way, I'm pretty sure 90% of you are just a bunch of 13 year olds.
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>>558145193

Whoops
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>2001
>working above 3rd level of skyscraper
>not having a parachute with backup chute in file cabinet

ISHYGDDT
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>>558154753
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>>558156731
>3rd level
kek
Try opening a parachute from any less than the 20th floor and you'll be ded
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>mfw 2001 was 86 years ago

;_;
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>>558145193
canadafag here
about to cross the boarder, ill be through in a minute call you then
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>>558153198
>trying this hard
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fuck MLPhore mc whore
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>>558145404
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>>558156670
>no Dorner
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popcorn check
beer check
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>>558155780
Fuckin newfag, fuck off
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>>558155780

>I'm just a normalfag and I'll do literally anything to gain the attention of strangers on an online anonymous image-board

This is you, how fucking back does that suck?
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>>558158221
>HURRDURR NEWFAG XD

Nothing else to say, you little shit? Come on, you can be more creative than that, at least. Here's an example:
GO SHOVE A FUCKING CACTUS UP YOUR RECTUM UNTIL IT BURSTS WHILE YOU SUCK ON A HORSEDICK WEARING CAT EARS YOU HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT
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Hey guys, who heard the new album by System of a Down? It's so sick!
What's this place? Is it supposed to exist?
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>>558158686
fucking hell you must have been touched as a child to be this mad
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>>558158686

That's not creative, that's just a fourteen year old losing his shit

But after seeing your other posts, I can see how you would believe this to be "creative"
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Ahhh, all those haters. All those glorious haters. Love how y'all get butthurt everytime. Pissing in an ocean of piss is fun after all!
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>>558159176
>haters
kekd
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I can't wait until 4chan is invented in 2003!
Who heard the new album by System of a Down? It's so fucking sick!
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You guys are all terrible human beings.
This is why I believe in a stronger government.
All of you sick shits should be kept in cages away from the reach of society.

>being this fucked up
>still living
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I sure am looking forward to waking up tomorrow to cartoons and not faggot news on every channel because America got owned by arabs.
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>>558158783
CHOP SUEY IS MY FAVOURITE!
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>>558158686
dont confuse creative with childish
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>>558158686
pretty randumb XD
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tits or get the fuck out
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>>558159885
Rollin'
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>>558151520

"Ha, nice tinfoil hat you got there nutcase, did you hear this guy just now hahahahahahaha"
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>>558152026

gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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>>558145193

great, im a 16 year old virgin again. at least tomorrows gonna bring some laughs
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>>558155339

O
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That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin...
Why do people like you find the whole 9/11 attacks something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible event like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? This issue is very serious, yet crazy assfucks like you are throwing shit jokes about it. Sick fuck, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about situations like this? Let me tell you, you are fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now. You are such a disgusting bully. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you really find funny about it? Stupid fucker I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fuck. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about the attacks. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

I'd go on about how fucked up you are, but I'll restrain myself right now.

Just hope one day that you will never have a hard life even nearly as the many who have ever since 9/11.
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"I hate working here and hate everyone in this damn building, I hope a plane crashes into this building and kills everyone."
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>>558158686

Edgy, you know that sounds like something a thirteen year old would say while MLG gamiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggyoloswag.
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>>558145725
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Hi other tower!
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>>558162598
try harder
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>>558164003

There is no "try" with the newfag
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>>558145193

Did you guys hear that 2.3 trillion dollars of pentagon spending cannot be accounted for?

I wonder where all of that money went?
Certainly there will be no consequences for blowing the whistle on this..
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>>558164904

>Did you guys hear that (Insert buzzworthy story here)
>I'm not like you pieces of shit, because I've heard of this
>I mean, I'm not going to make a difference or even do anything about it, but I'm better than you
>Fuck I'm lonely
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>>558154534
ofc this is /b/ We never will say this shit to the mothers who loose her soons. This is internet faggot, real life is another story
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>>558165132

Says the guy who has nothing better to do but to construct some theory of what someone elses life might be like- over the internet.

Not as lonely as you, fuckwit.
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>>558156394
I WANT TO SEE MORE
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Why did all these mossad guys need to shut off power to half the building to install fiber optic cable a few weeks ago?
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>>558154751
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>558166029
Also, why did our property owner, Larry Silverstein the kike, take out a multi-billion dollar insurance policy last month for aircraft strikes on the buildings? Wouldn't the money have been better spent removing the asbestos from the buildings as per EPA requirements?
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I love going to the airport. It's so relaxing how there's not much security.
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>>558166513
Also, what's with all the moving noise coming from those floors that are supposed to be vacant? Why won't security let me see what's going on there. And what's will all this grey dust settling on everything in my office? It looks like cement from some kind of grinding operation. Next week I'm going to gather some of it up and have it analyzed.
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Murica's pretty rad with their freedom n shit, but ther prezldents is lulz
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>>558154751
9/11 would read again
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>>558145193
i am here from the future don't go to work tomorrow OP there will be an attack by osama bin ladin
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>>558165906

>says

Clearly typed man, this is the internet get it together man

Damn
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>>558167362
And I wanted to buy a puzzle-car and/or zoom-copter from one of those many mall kiosks ran by those nice curious israelis, but the sons of bitches all packed up and left, all at once. WTF I really wanted a puzzle-car and/or zoom-copter damnit.
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>>558145193
I'm 3 years old!
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>>558154753
for some reason this made me kek
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>>558145193

Guess it's time to start planting those bombs in the WTC.
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I must have seen those planes hit the towers a million times. Never been so happy in my life ever.

9/11 is just the best holiday!
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>>558167874

Correcting my grammar now, eh?
The last refuge of a man who has nothing of value to add to a conversation or an argument.

Good one.
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>>558145193
Fucking still can't get over England smashing Germany.

Did you watch the match?
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>>558168319

What? You said I said it, it's called typing

How sandnigger are you?
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>>558168319
He mad
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>>558167879
I noticed that put options for American Airlines and United Airlines have skyrocketed to over 20,000% above normal. Maybe I should invest in some put options for those airlines in case something terrible happens to them and I could make a lot of money in the stock market.
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>>558168628

>caring this much over something said on the internet.
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I can't wait to go home, it's my birthday today and oh boy I'm sure my wife, kids and the rest of my family are going to surprise me when I get home!
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>>558168892

>said

You can do it anon, just think real hard an concentrate!
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Funny you should mention it...I got the best blow job of my fucking lift on 9/10/01 after football practice, shit was cash...junior year high school....
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>>558152970

you wastes 5 minutes clicking all of those peeps...
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>>558169079

This is too easy.
Anything else you want to say?
Cause I can do this all day.
>>
j
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>>558145193
No class for me tomorrow. I'll run the Aerlinthe quest in the morning. I'm going to bring down Lady Aerfalle and get that staff. I can't wait, it's going to be fucking awesome.

>It's not like I'm going to end up coming out of the shower and lay virtually paralyzed and half nude on a couch staring at the television for most of the day.
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lol i hop a plain doesnt crashinto these buildings lolol
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you know what is going to heppen right?
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>>558152026
Copypasta
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"Man, I can't wait for a non-invasive plane journey where my balls aren't felt up!"
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nobody will respond to my picture, as usual..
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>muricans getting mad
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>>558169373

>This is too easy.
>.
>I'm totally not mad.
>.

Lol
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>>558168889
Man why won't Congress pass those PNAC bills that destroy our Bill of Rights? They've been circulating for over a decade. Maybe if they bundled them into one big bill called the "Patriot Act" or something, then maybe the Congress would finally pass it. Bunch of anti-semites if you ask me.
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>>558170012

>foreigner's getting...
>uhhh
>foreigner's getting...
>hmmm
>foreigner's getting aids
>lolgotem
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>>558169969
It looks like a plane. From that angle, and resolution, the wings - as large as they are - would blend in.

Course I live around Boeing, and see a lot of fuselages. You're a dumbshit on the Internet with a tin foil hat.

So clearly I'm the crazy one.

/end, as in naw, I don't think I'll respond to your idiotic ramblings/reply
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>>558154185
That's how buildings fall down without demolition
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>>558170482

>That tiny 6 pixel figure at 2 fps looks exactly like what I've been studying my entire life
>I'm not going to respond to you, but here's my response to you

Is it tough being full blown fucking retarded? I mean why even bother trying to communicate when you don't even understand what it is you are attempting to communicate in the first place?
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>>558146143
Holy bag of dicks! Are they okay?? Are them people kill?
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>>558145193
god this thread reeks of leddit cancer
everyone in this thread needs to gtfo
no im serious
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>>558154040
Yeah, if they are a 9/11 survivor if they were in the fucking buildings or around the site when it collapsed. Being across the fucking ocean doesn't count.
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>>558171085
You're also in this thread.
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>>558170482

doesn't look like a plane

wtc was only attacked by planes
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>>558170227
I think tomorrow would be a good day for some air-defense exercises. We should have drills dealing with hijacked aircraft in the NY area, along with some FEMA drills dealing with a WMD attack. Maybe Dick Cheney could supervise the exercises from his bunker under the White House from Washington.
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>>558171348
Implied being attacked by planes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rml2TL5N8ds
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Pls liek my WTC Tribute Show
>http://host301.us/?id=c68d02a0-155d-6401-01020516d07dfef2
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>>558145623
If its his LAST day, then his last day is the 10th not the 11th
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>>558145725
bisexual niggers are black
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>>558171895
Yeah, he was one lucky son-of-a-bitch. What's yer point?
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watch out for the edge in this thread, guys
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>>558154032
that's a toucan
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>>558146143
I'm a britfag and I do believe in the conspiracy theory.
>WTC7 had explosives rigged to it set to go off roughly when the explosives in the twin towers went off.
>YES indeed you see planes fly into the trade centres but notice i some footage the explosions start just before the plane even makes contact?
>This is backed up by the fact that them buildings were made to withstand airplane attacks, the structure would stay up and only get cosmetic damage. Therefore they rigged it with powerful explosives to destroy and melt away the struts of the tower
>mfw the fuel from the planes wouldn't of been enough to take down le trade centre in the first place. Plane fuel burns so high that it would of burned/evaporated itself. Therefore with the help of explosives this would seem legit.
> The building that held all the buildings financial files/insurance records typically got cleared out and moved somewhere recently before 9/11, this building also went down with explosives. This made it look like the files burned in the explosions when really they got moved somewhere.

Thanks for agreeing with my post. toodles
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>>558172749

>edge
>hurr durr le may may XD XD

Doesn't it suck being this big of a fucking idiot? I mean you can't even formulate an opinion of your own, you see something you don't like and you immediately reach for knowyourmemes.com

Fuck I hope you're not older than fourteen, seriously

>>558169373

You lied, you cannot do this for even an hour let alone all day

Feg
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>>558169969
Boeing 767's can't skim across the ground at 450 mph .
Ground effects cause a pocket of air that prevents that .
Don't ask me for fucking source it's simple physics and aerodynamics .
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>>558162598
Dude I was there and nearly got fucking killed. It's still fucking funny because you can't imagine how fucked up it was. I was just glad to be alive and I still am and it demonstrates how utterly pointless a lot of what you and I used to worry about. I haven't had a bad day since and I don't intend on having one. Nobody's death is pretty.
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>>558174004

>don't ask me for source it's simple as fuck
>I can't explain it
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>>558145193
"oh boy oh boy oh boy, i am so excited about my trip to the WTC with my class tomorrow"

captcha: locksac pinus
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>>558145193
so my mom is into this psychic bullshit and on the night before it happened I had a dream that a burning passenger plane landed and crashed into our back yard. She still thinks I predicted 9/11 somehow. So that was my September 10th.
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>>558153564
>>558153198
>>558152970
why'd you give up you were doing so well
>>
"whats on cheese tv"
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>>558174245
Is your Google broken?
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http://smu.gs/19q1JlM

http://smu.gs/19q1JlM
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>>558146252
>they had timers and not remote activation
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>>558145193
http://smu.gs/19q1JlM
http://smu.gs/19q1JlM
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>>558176757
>>
ALLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALLLAHU AKBAR
>>
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>>558175858
mah nigga

'tomorrow is the day Goku is gonna kick cells ass, better not be any breaking news to interrupt it!'
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>>558152026
Read this thinking some newfag was all butthurt, then i saw the ID
>my fucking sides
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>>558176057

Is yours?

I mean I'm assuming you're so intelligent yet neither can you explain the things you supposedly know so much about, nor can you even copy and paste them

Weird right?
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>>558145193

Brought to you by 'normal office fires" NIST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVCDpL4Ax7I

-Keep fucking dreaming.,
>>
Welp, we got our vans packed with fucking explosives ready, our front company "Urban Moving Systems", our WTC security passes and stolen US passports, and of course our goddamned video equipment we're going to use to DOCUMENT THE FUCKING EVENT. Looks like we're all set, fucking greasy kikes us. Oh and if we somehow get caught, we'll blame the Palestinians and the head of "Homeland Security", greasy hooknosed devil Michael Chertoff will release us so we can flee our longheeled asses back to our middle-east rat's nest.
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>>558171895
He was super lucky to avoid being killed.
Your point?
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We know it.
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>>558177828
Too lazy .
But if you were smart you could of used the time researching ground effects and either proved me wrong or agreed .
But instead you're acting like a bitch .
(take a midol )
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>>558145193
Stupid mudslimes never finish anything they start! Remember that bomb back in 94? lol...

So wanna blow me on the 101st floor tomorrow babe?
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>>558178679
see
>>558172249

Am I fucking invisible? Is this thread a robo-post? Srsly WTF
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>>558146812
>not naming your pic TomPetty.jpg
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About bombs... Remember when US bombed school in Kashmir?
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>>558179017

You're assuming I've done neither which shows inexperience and insecurity

Get it together, anon
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>>558145758
underage b& plz go
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NIST Finally Admits Freefall:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3mudruFzNw

http://ajl.smugmug.com/911/North-Tower-Exploding/
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>>558180189
Those kids were going to grow up and make WMD's. We had no choice when backed into a corner like that.
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When US soldiers killed in hospital 6 children 4 fun in Afgan?
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>>558145193
"This is it, after over 3 decades I've got just one more day of research until I unveil to the world my new molecular compound which can be used as a cure to cancer, AIDS, and erectile dysfunction, is both nourishing as most foods and as hydrating as water, and can be used as an infinitely reuseable fossil fuel which actually reverses the amount of carbon air pollution in the atmostphere! Sure, it might have been risky keeping all the research, data, and materials in my one little office on the top floor, and never telling anybody else about it, but this way I can make sure it's unpatented and offered freely to everyone around the entire world! And anyway, I know that God wouldn't be such a spiteful asshole to let anything prevent me from bestowing this gift upon humanity, welp anyway I should probably stop in the lobby and grab a little gift, something to congradulate my coworkers in the next office since tommorow they're finally releasing that "half life 3" project they've been working so hard. Aaaaah, life is good!"
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>>558180627
Look closely:
South Tower:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT9Jt85SW38

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS--jU8DWUI
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>>558145193
North Tower:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV0m7ZpK57g#t=23

NT with Commentary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSApOavkHg8
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"Guys! im on flying for the first time! i´m so happy! im taking the fligh 11 from American Airlines tomorrow! wish me good luck!"
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>>558145193
9 /11 was an inside job
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>>558180268
Having a heavy flow day are you?
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War is best business. US wanted reason why attack Afganistan. And Iraq. Yugoslavia, Philippines, Lybian intervention, Haiti, Somalia, etc. Now wanna war with Russia. Thats why hijacked malaysian aircraft fallen in Ukraine
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>>558181706
Over 1100 people that were in the towers remain unaccounted for to this day. No one has asked or explained why it is that current DNA analysis has been unable to identify the 9000+ human remains that are still, 'frozen for future analysis'. The New York City Medical Examiner's Office refuses to address this question. Obviously the remains are so severely dessicated DNA is unable to identify who they belonged to.
http://911research.wtc7.net/wtc/evidence/bodies.html

http://nypost.com/2012/09/30/new-dna-technique-could-provide-hope-of-identifying-remains-of-more-911-victims/
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>>558145193
I hope this plan works..
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>>558182082

>be wrong
>y-you're a girl

Please don't be older than fourteen, for your sake anon
>>
"That new secretary Janice is so hot it feels like our entire office is on fire. Makes me want to jump out the window and flail my helpless body around like a goddamn ragdoll in the last few moments of bliss before my entire existence is eliminated into a cloud of vaporized blood, guts, and bowel remnants."
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>>558171830
Who woulda thought Heaven's a no-planer
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>>558182274

its in US. Goverment will delete these files.
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>>558145193

"Ahmed? Have you prepared the bombs?"

"Ali you dumb fuck we are gonna crash the plane not walking in like newbies"
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>>558182952
Too bad you weren't squished in there ya dirty yid.
>>
"Well, looks like I got fired. I'll find a way to fire my boss"
>>
In the late 90s boeing crashed a remote control plane in the dessert. What leaked later was the plane flew around for 2 hours before the crash....
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I fapped all down watching those two buildings crumble. Cant wait for the next tragedy on US soil :)
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"oh boy i can't wait to go home to play some xbox, i hope mom cooked something nice today"
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