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lets do it.

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lets do it.
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Bitch please kill your self
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>>558109653
request dick pics
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I fap to scat porn
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>>558109793
winrar
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>>558109793
winrar
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>>558109736
god damn it reroll 4704
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>>558109793
Winrar get
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I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it in like a bong hit
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>>558109793
nice.
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i'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it in like a bong hit, pls respond
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>>558110143
8 and 3 for rest of thread btw
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>>558110143
Same numbers?
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>>558110167
rollin
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I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it in like a bong hit.
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i can help you get to sleep, if you know what i mean
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>>558110043
second Winrar right?
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>>558110143

My genital is erect
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>>558110043
op pls
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>>558110348
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>>558110691
ayyy lmao
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>>558110691

I want to shoot my man juice inside you so bad you fucking faggot
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>>558110972

reroll
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>>558110691

hahaha
the fucking smiling face every time makes it
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>>558111123
good shit so far
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>>558111417
You're a fucking travesty. Why wouldn't you want this?
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>>558111582
fuck it, i'll roll for that
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>>558111417

Would you prefer it in your mouth or ass?
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>>558111123
>>558110972
reroll for the winrar
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>>558111693

dang I'm lucky today like what the fuck
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>>558111693
and again
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>>558111417
No? Well I guess I'll play robin thicke and you pretend to be drunk
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>>558111693
winrar, nigger
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>>558111958
i'm a fucking idiot, i forgot image.
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>>558111837
play the lotto man
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>>558112052

If you say neither I'll force it down anyway lol
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I would crush your rectum like russian crushed mh17
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>>558112052
Fuck, my asshole cousin got my phone. I'm sorry about his stupid behaviour.

Anyways, tell me more about edouardo?
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>>558112243
kek
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>>558112052
you also forgot to say which numbers decide
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Lets get serious now.

My problem is when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
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Fuck, my asshole cousin got my phone. I'm sorry about his stupid behaviour.

Anyways, tell me more about edouardo?
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>>558112243
fuck yeah i would
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>>558112535
this
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Fuck, my asshole cousin got my phone. I'm sorry about his stupid behaviour.

Anyways, tell me more about edouardo??
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>>558112554

Should I buy a dragon dildo? What do you think?
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>>558112382
Reroll
>>558112537
thankls man
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>>558112535
Oh. Ok.
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>>558112732

rerollan
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>>558112382
reroll
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I'm sorry my schyzoaffective disorder just took over. Sorry about those last posts. What's up with Eduardo?
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>>558112537
Rerolling
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>>558113016
reroll
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>>558112535
too good to pass up. thanks.
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>>558113098
winrar
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>>558112382
rolling for this lets get a fresh start
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>>558113359
switching it up. 1,3, and 5 are the new numbers. hit it, faggots. trips and i give out the number.
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>>558113359
Hey OP actually delivrars for once good job on being less of a faggot OP
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Im gonna shit in yo face and then eat it, and do that while you use a Kuato mask

Or just send him the pic
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>>558113359
He wants it
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>>558113621
rerawl
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>>558113848
I am winrar
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>>558113621
>>558113098
this hit twice. amazing.
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Ill do whatever you want as long as you piss on my chest when I ask
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>>558114025
Dude wtf i was winrar
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Im sorry about that, why dont you come over and take these sleeping pills?
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>>558114169
1, 3, and 5 are WinRARs now.
>>558113652
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I haven't met such an interesting girl since I was 13. Think you could be my alter ego. Meet tonight?
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>>558114169
Numbers changed to 135 nigger
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>>558113848
>>558113652
check 'em
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Do we have anything in common? I, for expample, get turned on by fedoras.
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>>558114169
how is 8 winning.
Also 69 get
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>>558114405
fuck
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>>558114349
ju-ju-ju-jumping DAY! THA SE VIASW MORH POUTANA!
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>>558114351
victreebell
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>>558114710
re-rollan
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>>558114771
You know what, African-American? I'm outside yo' house right now, with my Anal Invader 3000. You really should lock your doors
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>>558114710
rere
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>>558114881
Fuckin winrar nigger
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>>558114169

>1, 3 and 5 are the new numbers
>8 get
>due wtf i was winrer
>no
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>>558114771
have fun with it now, the rabbit hole is deep
>>558114881
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>>558114771

I hate this hot weather, I have to keep my windows closed because all my neighbor's kids do is scream.

I'm seriously considering giving them back
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>>558114405
Why did you skip this one???
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>>558115405
FUCKING WINRAR NEGRO
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I sell carrot juice mixed with my own genital juice for a living.
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>>558115252
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>558115252
KNOCK KNOCK, NIGGA
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The voices told me to do it.
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>>558115252
Really hoping this post doesn't floor oh floor
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>>558115759
This thread* sorry I'm a dumbfag
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>>558115405
hilarious
>>558115441
first one is only one, and only count ones after new image post. sorry niglet.
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we are anonimus
we do not forgiree, we do not forget. ecxept us.

We a are Dossing all your frends and relatives and now are target ing youre computers

X BEWARE X
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>>558115886

prepare your anus, because my body is ready for you
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>>558115886
Thats besides the point. I'm going to use my Anal Invader to invade every hole.
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>>558115886
My name is OP and I'm a faggot
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>>558115886
The Holocaust is a lie
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Do you like the 9th of Beethoven? It goes like tu tu tu tuuuuu I'm a come to your door.
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Im about to come in and cum all over your fucking dog.
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>>558116037

reroll
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>>558116087
Reroll
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>>558116056
Reroll
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>>558115886
ravioli ravioli show me the formuoli
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>>558116091
im liking this home invasion theme.
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I'll fokin wreck u m8 swear on me mum
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>>558116484
ravioli ravioli show me the formuoli
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SHOW TITS
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Im about to come in and cum all over your fucking dog
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>>558116484
They call me DJ Break. Its short for Breaking and entering. KNOCK KNOCK, NIGGGGUHH
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Oh no not those VOICES AGAIN GO AWAY I WANT TO PLAY WITH HER BEFORE
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>>558116291
Winrar? Still reroll

Pic unrelated
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>>558115886
Oh my god, my half brother Jamal had my phone I'm so sorry. But you know niggers, I didn't expect anything less from him
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>>558116653
hahahaha
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>>558116884
ravioli ravioli show me the formuoli
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>>558116884
>>558116879
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>>558116884
In case he says he doesnt has a dog?
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>>558116879
rolling
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>>558116884
h>>558116682
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>>558116939
rollin
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>>558117075
it's a she, and since this is a direct question, your 5 is void
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Add me on facebook, I'm a lot of fun
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>>558117285
Check my 2, this is an invalid winrar.
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>>558117285
i guess she doesnt have a dog.

new numbers, 0,7,9
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>>558116037
reroll
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If you just let me come in for 2 minutes and snift your panties I'love leave you alone
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>>558117676
I'll turn your ass into a dog when I put my tallywhacker in it. GET HYPED SON. 5 minutes before I show up
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>>558117676
Well then I'll fucking cum on you, asshole cocksucker bitch.
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Lol check your window, yup

Pic unrelated
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"Princess Needsadick, Sir cummzinbuckers is here to give the pleasure of ancients"
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I hope you understand that this conversation must remain strictly between us.
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>>558117850
kek
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I once fapped to a picture of Mark Zuckerberg.
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>>558118078
kek
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if i'm finished with you you won't be able to move or sit. that's what i'm best at anyways
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>>558118215
Should I bring my Anal Invader or Pentrator?
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"Woman, don't deny the will of my dragon"
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Let's speak seriously. I would be extremely honored if you could CHOKE.ON.DICK. You remind me of my daughter.
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>>558118283
reroll
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fuck it. odds are get.
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Say:

You need friends you monkey cunt.
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>>558118215
what kind of autistic retards name there kids after a bridge. you know maybe i should go see if theyre home. what would you rate your mom out of 7?
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after we got to know each other so well now i have to tell you something
i think i fell in love with you
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>>558119147
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>>558119258
reroll
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I hope you understand that this conversation must remain strictly between us.
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>>558119258
Roll
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Look i don't want to pass for the creepy guy okay? I just wanted to share you my emotions towards you because after all, i love you.
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>>558119601
reroll
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>>558119418
You better be getting ready for my 12 inch pee-pee.
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>>558119258
>>558119553
>>558119601
im thinking this may be the last one, she hasnt responded in a while. well done though, everyone.
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Wanna go play jump rope? im really good!! i'll even have a butt plug in to give you an advantage. but i'd have to take it out of this 6 year old from the park.
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>>558115539
re-roll becuase it has to be in there at least once
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So where did u get her/his number?
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>>558120074
self reroll
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>>558120074
roll for this
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>>558120229
SELF WINRAR
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>>558120119
damn hell yes, but she definitely has to respond first tho
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could you please stop being this creepy to me i'm getting scared of you and if you don't fucking stop creeping me i will fucking call the cops you perv!
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I rape children in the nostril
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>>558120581
rolling
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>>558120229
win for epic justice. so long, faggots, i have other shit to do. thanks for the great bread. 1/2
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>>558120843
2/2
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there will be only 7 planets, after i destroy uranus.
also how do you call those funny slow animals? ireally like them!
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>>558120843

Don't do this to me OP. NOA :(
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>>558120843
it was an honor to work with you op
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>>558120946
right as i hit 100% too.
>>558121010
she hasn't responded, not much fun in reading the same shit mirrored over a phone.
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Give us her number
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>>558121359
no trips, i cant.
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>>558121459
Now?
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>mfw no dubs in the etire thread
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>>558121636
check em
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>>558121782
> >>558121359
> >>558121459
close enough?
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Checkem
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>>558121819
putin did nothing wrong
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>>558122291
DEMAND FOR HER NUMBER OH MIGHTY TRIPS
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>>558120372
>>558120560
samefag. get 4chanx, /b/ still has ID's.
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