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We summon the FBI >TERROR

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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We summon the FBI

>TERROR
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HOW TO KILL OBAMA AND CONSUME CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
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>>558075993
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Isnt there that button you press and it searches all sorts of allahu akbar shit and gets you v&?
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>Secert Service
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>>558075993
dictionary?
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>>558075661
Did you know that we at FBI monitoring this site on volunteer basis?
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>>558076446
Yup
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>>558076476
>on a
Fix.
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>>558076476
Did you know that the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood, and only a fool would take anything posted here as fact?
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jobs
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>>558075661
Allahu Akbar
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FBI U SAY?
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>>558076703

What the fuck did you just fucking do ?
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>>558076821
what?
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>>558076926
what
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>>558076976
wha
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BAD PICS BAD PICS BAD PICS BAD PICS BAD PICS
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>>558076976
U wot meight?
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if FBI really are watching now, how do i become an assassin or a hitman, whichever they call it nowadays.
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>>558077512
They call it specialist contractor these days
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>>558077691
k well how do i become one? is there someone i need to meet?
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How may I help you? Would you like to file a report?
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>>558077512
they call it drone pilot
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>>558077747
Put on this blindfold open your mouth and you can suck a contracts out of this hose I have here
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>>558077821

I would like a happy meal set please
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>>558077821
give us some conficated drugs.
you have enough of that shit man.
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>>558077943
dis nigga
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I'M HACKING OBAMA'S PERSONAL COMPUTER TO SHIFT THROUGH HIS E-MAIL AND TRY TO FIND ANY DOCUMENT THAT COULD REFER TO WHAT HIS INCOME IS AND WHICH FEE'S ARE WAVED AT HIM DURING THE NATO CONFERENCE.
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>>558077943
I'm sorry, please take this matter to your local McDonald's

>>558077990
Confiscated drugs are stored for an undisclosed period of time, most pending trial outcomes. The drugs are then relocated to laboratories for testing, or ar destroyed. Thank you for your inquiry.
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0BFA390
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27 decide where i deposit
this little dirty baby in New York.
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carlyle group, Booz Allen Hamilton, Freescale Semiconductor, Nielsen, and United Defense, NSA, clapper, corruption.
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>>558078282

fuck you

im hungry

and I want the toy please
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ok obviously anyone could become a hitman if they had the right mind set (which i do) but my biggest problem is my health at the moment. I mean you guys know I am just a fellow basement dweller, how the fuck do i get out of this mind set and get on the path to ditching the internet and 4chan completely and then constantly keeping in shape? Nowadays it seems impossible since no one wants to help a faggot like me.
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UN
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>>558078310
Your anus
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>>558078310
modeling clay in a jar full of nails, gay
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>>558075993
>spook words
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Project Echelon Cloudseeding Al Nusra FSA anticapitalist ideologies how to assassinate the president Peshawar Tajikistan Kyrgystan Georgia Jihad
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>>558078443
this could work
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>>558078326
What movie is that from?
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>>558078326
What is this from?
Also: Little children rape
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>>558078685
The movie is called
FBI visit a casual /b/ retard home.
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>>558078310
This image was taken from the "wardamanda" site. The owner of the site is being monitored and is not deemed a threat to the American public. Please do not make false threats of harm, they are punishable by law.

>>558078398
Please refrain from using profanity. I am sure your local McDonald's restaurant will be happy to provide you with what you are looking for.
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Operation "Blackbriar"
GET
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>>558078773
>lel
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>>558079171
??????? ????? ??? ?????????? ?????? ???????? ??????? ??????? ?????????
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>>558079016
fuck america and fuck you, faggot
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hello guys
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>>558079381
le ebin shitpost thread is over here, good sir >>558077934
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>>558079916
Because illegal shit has been posted all over the thread hasn't it?
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>>558079916
>The feds
>The NSA
Pick one faggot.
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>>558079916
lel this so old
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>>558079916
stale copypasta
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Bomb, terrorists, kill the jews, blow up the president, death to America, dirty bomb, nuclear attack, hamas, muderdeathkill.
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Dear VICTOR MANUEL GERENA,

thank you for the welcome party. i am
glad to see you again in Georgetown
ont the 27.08.2014.

greeting, your friend
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The government is talking about 4chan

http://1.usa.gov/QQYwSb
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>>558080657
they have no service.
Not a single good idea provided ....
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Does anyone want instructions on making a phone bomb? I was the one that set off the London bombings
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>>558080657
top fucking kek
100% worth being put on a watchlist
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>>558080825
a bomb work better with nails.
putting phones in a bomb
isn't same efficient.
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>>558077249
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>>558080934
No, like hooking a bomb and phone together, getting the c4 right, and where to place on a bus to get the best results.
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>>558080934
Gives everyone brain cancer also they have to deal with verizon.
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>>558081112
Nah, O2 is bad enough 1679
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>>558081094
maybe you can improve my model
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>>558081328

please share instructions on how to make one
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>>558081432
just put the speaker cable of the phone
or the vibe alarm to the electring detonator.

the rest is like a normal bomb.
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>>558079541
Have they still not caught this fucker? Seen many news programs abt him. Lives life like a troo baws
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>>558081789
he has a university degree
so he is not the usal dumb
crack nigger
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>>558078773
>Casual
>immediately microwaves disks, wipes hard drives with what appears to be large electromagnets, and makes toast,
all within a minute or so
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>>558081927
>usal
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>>558082440
>and makes toast
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>>558081669
what do you do if someone randomly dials your number while you're holding that
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>>558080657
How fucked i am now
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>>558082479
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>>558082662
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>>558082662
>what do you do

He could do that so the bomb will go off after 20 seconds of vibrating. So in this case he would press the red button but im still not sure how to do that,
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>>558078683
>>558078685
The core
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>>558083460
have a ringtone who is the first 20 secounds silent
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>>558082784
To0thpik
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>>558083547
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>>558080657

oh my fucking god
im on house arrest
you just fucking sent me to prison
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>>558083742
what is this fetish called :
when you put a bird in a corner and let others poop on her
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>>558084227
house arrest.
relax, there is no worry that you kill the president.
or have you invite him to your home ?
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>>558077832
A-yo!
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fresh Furries for sale
i shoot them myself.
contact me pm
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>>558083591

It seems like you have a low IQ.

Is doesn't matter what ringtone you have, the phone will receive the same signals as if it were in vibration.

The vibration shit is just so YOU as a human know there is a call or something.
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>>558084376
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>>558080173
moar
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>>558078326
wait. would microwaving discs actually work?
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>>558084843
>storing anything on a cd ever
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>>558084924
i know cd's are shit. im just curious
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>>558084696
yes connect the bomb to the speaker
and leave vibration on.
Then you have 20 secounds to cancel the call.

When the speaker power is not enough use
a relay and a preloaded condensator.
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>>558084376
kek

>>558084843
try it and find out
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>>558084843
nope. thats holywood shit.
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>>558080657
ahahahahah
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>>558080657
dont even need to click link to know what that shit is
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>>558085423
What is
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Woah, no CP yet... I don't know whether I'm impressed or worried...
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>>558085423
a naked pussy
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>>558085038
>Then you have 20 secounds to cancel the call

Please explain how?
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>>558085618
ringtone first 20sec no sound
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