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You know the drill she's a girl that's all you're

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You know the drill she's a girl that's all you're getting
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>>558062039
fuck your shits nigger
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>>558062039
D
Shit forgot win numbers - odds to get this started
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Not as good as it would feel if YOU were giving me oral sex.
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>>558062647
Win
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>>558062647
Winrar - pic related
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How do you know her? Are you together? What?
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>>558063160

You're not very good at this, you're supposed to state a new winner you fucking negro
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>>558063160
Multiples of 3 to win now
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>>558063339
suck me nob bebes
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So when are we going to meet for you to blow me?
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>>558063160
"Well then ? Get your ass over here now"
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>>558063246
A whale acquaintance of sub par looks but pretty sure she craves the d. Her sight disgusts me.
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Seriously, why haven't we fooled around at all?
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>>558063160
I'm gonna fart in your ear so hard
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Have you ever seen tortoise dick?

Not only have I seen it, I've enjoyed it ;)
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>>558063339
>>558063160
Can I see what's going to touch me first in a couple of pics? I'm very protective of my dick.
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>>558063556
Winrar
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>>558063556
Fuggin win rar my nigguh, fuck yo couch.
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>>558063556
winrar
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>>558063556
you're gonna get OP laid with a fat girl. you're a terrible person
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> Girl will think she is going to get the d
> infactno.jpg
> Girl cries
> Girl becomes an hero
> See what you've done /b/
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>>558063556

Multiples of 5
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>>558064295

If i was being sarcastic or ironic i wouldn't touch myself to the thought of you regularly,
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Let me shove my cock in your ass and you can pretend to poop it out
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>>558064295

Nah, I'm just messing around, but you're pretty cool too :P
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I mean, why haven't we fucked yet? We both joke about it casually all the time.
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>>558064295
I'm for real this time.
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>>558064295
I love you
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>>558064469
rerolling so that she doesn't an hero and I don't get struck by lightning out of karma justice
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>>558064295
Surely I don't need to be clear, you know what I want.
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>>558064535

Winnar
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>>558064295
I'm serious honeybun ;)
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I am serious. I just don't want a serious relationship. I am up for a friends with benefits type deal though
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>>558064535
35 is a multiple of 5, winrar again. Im going to single handedly get op laid.
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I'm willing to hook up only if you're not into black guys, since I have a small penis.
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>>558064535
>>558064585

was too late to save random fat girl
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>>558064535
WIN
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>>558064295
I want you. I want to do kinky stuff with you. I want to berry my dick inside you while I talk to my mom on the phone.
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>>558064535
Multiples of 6 now.
Just to clarify this bitch lives near me and we've met a couple times in social situations, but nothing more one on one or smaller groups.
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>>558065113
Yes, I have. But I think you're cute and I would love to take your virginity.
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>>558065113
No I haven't, but i want you really bad. I've never felt like this about anybody before...
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>>558065113
That's okay, we can just experiment. Surely you're curious? I haven't had sex before but I can promise you it'll be great. We only have to meet once then.
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>>558065113
a virgin? boooooring. next thead.
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Yet* ill swing by your place tomarrow. How does that sound
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>>558065113
No, but you can change that.
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>>558065272
win
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>>558065272
Winrar
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>>558065298
Re roll
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>>558065272
Winrar
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>>558065272
Do it OP, trying to get you laid
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>>558065367
>>558065367
Nigger, 72 isnt a multiple of 6
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>>558065581
do you even 6 x 12.
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>>558065581
Gr8 b8 m8
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>>558065581
60 = 6 x 10
66 = 6 x 11
72 = 6 x 12

You are literally a fucking retard and you should probably die.
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>>558065581
72/6 = 12
retard
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>>558065447
Re rawl
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>>558065581
12 times 6, nigger.
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>>558065581
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>>558065367
Rallin
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>>558065581
guaranteedreplies.jpg
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>>558065581
>>558065664
My bad, I am retarded and should probably just kill myself.
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>>558065272

He already fucking won can OP deliver already
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>>558065802
>>558065581
>mfw when anon is not trolling
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>>558065827
Sounds like OP is long gone
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>>558065272

Ending in 7 to win
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>>558065967
Well then let's start drinking.
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>>558065967
lol no fuck you niggerbitch
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>>558065967
Your mum was last night

lol xd it's a meme lol xD xD
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>>558065967
we can work on that bby, i want to berry my dick inside you soo bad
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>>558065967
>trolling
then why don't you come over and we just do it
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>>558066057
Winrar
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>>558066057
winrar
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>>558066057
win, op is done goofed
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>>558066057
You fucked up
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Pussy ass, hop on this dick.
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>>558066057

Well...he won gg no re
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But I think it would be real special with us
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then be my gf
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>>558066045
roll
>captcha 911
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>>558066057
You just unlaid OP. It was a good thread...
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>>558066248
if i don't get pussy, noone does
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I'm gay anyways.
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>OP will read who won and abandon thread
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>>558066057
faggot
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Ask her if she ever wants to do anything kinky, just ask.
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>>558066334
>hahahaha such top keke we were trying to get OP laid and you said something that wouldn't get him laid ahahahaha XDDDD
>not realising faggots like him just prevent OP from delivering
>being this time of year
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op go get your dick sucked. dont fuck it up.
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>>558066546
not even summer m8, ausfag here
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>>558066057
Go hard or go home faggots what a reply
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>>558066057
How to end an epic thread...
These winrar, i don't get them at all it's not even funny...
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>>558066334
>sides
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>>558066620
respect
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>>558066620
>send dick pic
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>>558065967
how old are you guys?
like 15? or less?
surely can't be fucking older than 16 because after that you fucking basically crave for sex, as long as one of you ain't ugly as dick
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>>558066620
Damn, you did it.
How does the girl look like?
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>>558066620
because i want to fuck you really badly.
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>>558066620
im just kidding why don't we get drunk together or go to a party than?
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i want to eat your pussy for hours
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>>558066620
Sorry, 9 to win
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Because I've thought about this with you for a long time and want to get serious.
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Pussy nigger bitch, hop on dis d
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>>558066625
Its just the line of humor between the children on the site and the rest of us. the kids are probably rolling around laughing that OP called her a niggerbitch or something. not really their fault just an underdeveloped sense of humor, always happens when the ausfags arrive
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>>558066620
I'm just messing with you [girl's name]. In all seriousness, would you like the two of us to get drunk and give/receive oral on one another? 'Twill be fun, my dear. ;)
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>>558066620
Sorry, just joking. Really though we should do something. You're up for oral now, you say? That's fine by me. I really like you.
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just kidding, but we should go out and get drunk because if u can't get sex I just have to settle for oral
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>>558066620
whatever ignore the last message, so about sex, why not ?
I mean, i don't wanna to push you, but i think it could be fun and we could enjoy it...
What do you think ?
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>>558066620
Sorry, it was my friend, he took my phone. As i was saying, you're ready for oral sex then?
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>>558066797
Oh my god I'm so sorry I'm at a party and my friend got my phone
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>>558066797
Chief Keef is my husbando
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>>558066797
Don't listen to this man, he's asking people what to write on 4chan >>558066620
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i just want you to sit on my face
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>>558066797
Shut up and hop on my dick, slut
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>>558066730
>implying you crave sex more AFTER puberty than during
>fucking derp
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>>558066859
whoop, there it is
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>>558066859
>>558066797
winrar
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>>558066859
winrar
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>>558066859
winrar nice
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>>558066057

hahahahahahahahahaha there's always that guy. Surprise at how non-autistic/silly the decided comments were in this thread till that.

these captchas are fucking becoming incomprehensible btw
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>>558066859
Winrar
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>>558066836
the gentlemen like this always gets the pussy
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>>558066620
god damnit
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>>558066871
roll
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>>558066859
winrar
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>>558066859
win
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>>558066981
>>558066836
it's no wonder you faggots never get laid.
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>>558066797
Sorry, that wasn't meant for you. I'm messing with a friend and mixed the conversations up.
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>>558066708
Raul again
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>>558066836
>'Twill
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>>558067053
>implying I word my own conversations like this
>being an incorrect d-bag
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>>558066836
who the fuck would ever say this?
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Tell them to send pics
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>>558066859

op is delivering. winrar.

op you're gonna get some ass tonight
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can i hab pusi pls?
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sorry my friend keeps shoving his dick in my ear
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>>558067168
babby's first time on the internet?
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>>558066730
Non virgin here, Christianfag girl, but well
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>>558066620
I would never fuck a girl that drinks. How can you pour that poison into your system?
Kill yourself.
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>>558067318
>babby's
Not hard to proofread your comments before you frantically type them, subsequently pressing "send" as fast as your little tiny hands are capable of. Begone, cretin.
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>>558067378

I'm assuming you get your daily intake of water via solids and gasses then?
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>>558066836
>'Twill

mfw when fedora tipping gentlemangina 'twills a bitch
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>>558067445
wow i didn't actually think it was babby's first time on the internet, but you proved me wrong. 9/10
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>>558066859
What is happening
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>>558067445
>begone cretin
>'Twill
Your fedora is showing.
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>>558067445
>babby confirmed
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>>558067658
FAGGOT TELL US THE NUMBER
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>>558067483
Nope,I get it though water.
I don't need t poison myself, damage my body and alter my consciousness.
I do not drink and I am a better human than those who do.
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>>558067658
THE NUMBERS OP
WHAT WILL THEY BE?
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do you ever stick your fingers up your own ass and then smell them?
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>>558067658
Shit, multiples of 8
I might make a new thread soon as this approaches the limit
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>>558067658
muthafucka give a number when you post this shit. aint nobody got time for your doubleposting faggot ass.
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>>558067746
>>558067826
Wait for the reply
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>>558067820

How do you consume water without drinking it?
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i like raping chicks after they give me oral, i hope that's okay
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>>558067875
Hey, i think before jumping to bed we should get to know each other better, are you up for a movie or just a chat?
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>>558067875
Is it weird that I shove hershey bars up my rectum whenever I'm watching a Tarantino movie? I didn't think so.
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>>558067875
Oh my god I'm so sorry I'm at a party and my friend got my phone
:^)
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>>558067658

Jai gettin his dick suuuuuucked
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>>558067875
Honestly, we can take it as slow as you want, but I really would like to take our friendship somewhere more fun ;)
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>>558067898
This
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>>558067875
>>558067658
As for your other question, I chose you because I like you. I told that. I know it will be great because I know, and you'll have to trust me. You won't regret it.
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>>558067869
No I push my ass hair inside my anus and then rip it pushing it inside my nose feeling all the scent.
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>>558067968
you're a faggot
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i can't wait to rape you with a rusty saw
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>>558067968
oh god please no, this is a terrible conclusion
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>>558067968
>tfw 8 is a multiple of 8
:^)
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>>558067875
link new chat then
also reply would be: So what about next sunday evening, we could go out and eat some nice italian food.
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You know, I've actually been touching myself thinking of you a lot lately. Does that make you feel uncomfortbale?
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>>558067969
oral from a landwhale must be great doe

they used to handling meat in their mouth
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>>558067658

pls pick winrar after reply
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>>558067968
winrar
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>>558067991
reroll, with "I told that" being "I told you that"
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>>558067746
THE NUMBERS MASON! WHATDA THEY MEAN?!
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im going to make your anus bleed using nothing but my fist
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>>558067968
OP don't use this guy's post. he's a faggot
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>>558067968
OP don't use this, its 68 not 08
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>>558067968
OP ignore this pls don't let it die
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>>558068042
>>558068035
:^)
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>>558068080
YOOOOO 80 = 8 X 10

POST THIS SHIT.
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>>558068035
>>558068042
>>558068054
>>558068085
can you guys even math?

>>558068080
This is the winrar
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>>558067968
68/8 != full number, retard
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>>558068145
;^)
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>>558067968
OP ignore this smiley faggot
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>>558067968
OP, don't do this
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I think I'm in love with you
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>>558068127
>>558068128
>>558068130

He was overvoted, do whatever you can do to get that blowjob.
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>>558068130
>>558068128
>>558068127
>tfw this guy posted twice to stop it from happening
:^)
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>>558067969

yes but small possibility she'll confuse your dick with a churro and chew that thing off
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>>558068178

>8 isn't a multiple of 8
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>>558068218
winrar
>>
well you wanna come over and get drunk and we can see what happens ;)
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>>558068178
*maths
don't be mad that I fixed it for you :^D
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>>558068236
I hope you puke up your own guts and choke on them in your mouth
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>>558068080
srsly doe 8080 = 8 x 1010

HOW MUCH MORE WINRAR DO YOU NEED
>>
we can keep talking about this or we can get to it, if you know what i mean ;)
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>>558068248
> 8x1=8
> confirmed retard
>>
dont die thread
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>>558068248
48 is though :^)))))
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>>558062039
who can actually fit their dick in a bottle

like, i'm pretty small but that's just impossible
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make a new thread you fucking faggot
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>>558068402
u mioght be biger than u thot ;y
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>>558068348
winrar op please choose thise
> thx based anon
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>>558068363

968 / 8 = 121

Deal with it cunt.
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>>558068467
:^)
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>>558068080

math: 8068080 = 1008510 x 8

I AM WINRAR. TRIAL IS OVER. BUY A LICENSE AND POST MY SHIT.
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>>558068495
Regardless 8 is a multiple of 8
> Deal with it cunt
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OP where you at??
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Hurt durr lets not specify the digit count. Cunts.
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>>558067968
You know I meant last two digits, 8.5?no.

Changing number to last 2 digits = multiple of 4
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>>558067875

Jai, show us the reply.

nigga
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>>558068597
thread currently full of tumblr fags.
source: the amount of people posting ':^)/:^D'
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OP where the fuck are you
>>
OP is die
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>>558068467
:^)
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>>558068708
Hey, i think before jumping to bed we should get to know each other better, are you up for a movie or just a chat?
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>>558068708
I guess if you're not interested, I'll find someone else to give me that hummer I've been jonesing for.
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>>558068708
OP confirmed for major faggot
rerolling for
>>558067968
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>>558068708
lets meet up and chill okay
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>>558068781
This
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>>558068818
Winrar
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>>558068708
>>558068781
reroll
>>
Fagget^
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>>558068708
pull your shit together and show us reply
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>>558068781
roll
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>>558068746
Winniger
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>>558068802
rerolling for this
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>>558068730
don't get your knickers in a tiffle honeybun :^)
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>>558068708
Have you heard the good news about our lord and savior, Adolf Hitler?
>>
Are you free this week? Lets meet for a drink.
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>>558068867
Not a multiple of 4
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>>558068781
reroll
>>
>>558068708
Actually on second thought you're really not my type
:^)
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>>558068813
Go to math class. :^)
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>>558068818
deece winrar
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>>558068708
cab i hab pusi pls?
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>>558068818
reroll
captcha deliver
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Try fitting a pack of wieners in your mouth then we can talk
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>>558068920
>>558068928
>>558068980
Thank the gods mine was first of these.
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>>558068708
Sex will be the best experience to learn about each other
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>>558068764
winrar
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>>558068980
winrar, this fucker again
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>>558068928
Winrar, hold up
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>>558068980
Jesus eat shit and fucking die you fucking faggot
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>>558069045
:^(
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>>558068920
WINRAR
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>>558068920
win fucking rar
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>>558069061
Wrong winrar, OP
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>>558068920
Op is fag this is real winrar
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>>558069061
Make new thread
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>>558069061
this is bs
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>>558069061
fgt no it's not the real winrar
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>>558069095
Must suck having a small dick
>>
OP clearly only picks the winners he feels like picking
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>>558068920
winner
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>>558069095
fuck you fuck you fuck you
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>>558069232
:^)
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>>558069182
yes, now post pic with reaction to properly reply
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>>558068080
REROLL

faggot OP denied my based
558068080 = 69758510 x 8
even when last two digits = 80 = 10 x 8

OP sucks shitcovered donkey dick

I demand justice.
>>
>>558069232
:^)
>>
You guys are all just jelly OP's dick is bigger then yours
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ITT
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>>558069394
ITT: :^)
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>>558069326
He was doing last 2 digits, at any rate I got it before you but he obviously didn't like mine
>>558068467
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>>558069326
justice for this man
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>>558069458
go die
>>
OP, why would we continue rolling when we haven't seen her last response? Nigger.
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obv op not gonna pick ur guys shitty posts lol
he wants a bj so if your gonna cry about it go fuck off retard
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>>558068730
tumbleroos are shittin up based thread and OP is down on his knees sucking em off. i fucking nailed it and injustice has been done.

or, in a way tumblrfags can understand:

:^(
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>>558069163
>>558069185
>>558069217
>>558069226

are you fellas having a tantrum? :^)
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new bread
>>558069481
>>
New thread Get in here
>>558069481
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>>558069458
>implying 80 != 10 x 8

you an idiot bro?
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>>558069463
thanks mein neger. see ya in the new bread.
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