ask a girl with herpes anything

well, how'd you get it?

What's love got to do with it?

>>557862603
how's those herpes treating you?

>>557862603
I'll bite. Where do you have them, and what did you do to get them?

>>557862603
What's it like to know that nobody except people with herpes will ever fuck you?

Sunovabich

>>557862696
i don't really know... that's what is so annoying about it, the guy i that i highly suspected gave it to me got tested and turned out not to have it

>>557862603
What's it feel like to be one of the 5% of people that actually has a companion that will stay with them forever

>>557862603
ill be your boyfrind i have herpes to

Could you post a count of how many pieces of underwear you have at your immediate disposal please?

>>557862870
Abandon thread

>>557862737
with the medication the outbreaks aren't all that bad

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>>557862603
>Why you dress like a Terrorist?
is this because of your disease?

>>557862781
hsv1 (the cold sores) but on genitals

>>557862603
I got herpes too!
Who gives a shit?

the fuck, faggots?
herpes tits or gtfo.

>>557862803
two other guys that know and didn't have it still wanted to fuck me

>>557863154
Is oral safe?

Do you wish death upon whoever gave it to you?

>>557863154
so do you need a friend to talk to OP? i know the feels.

>>557863154

how old are you and when did you start being a slut?

>>557863340
They're fucking idiots who must want herpes

Maybe not the first time, maybe not the second, but you WILL eventually get herpes from someone with herpes, condom or not

>>557863340
OP IS TROLL GTFO THREAD NIGGAS

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Could you have caught it from a family member?

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>>557863337
This, completely forgot you know the drill OP

>>557863374
if i'm not having a breakout oral sex is still safe

>>557863340
>beta cringe

>>557863407
i'm 22, had sex with 6 guys.. so i wouldn't say i'm a slut

>>557863605
but you get it on your genitals you black faggot, oral is safe regardless of breakouts. Contact with the sore is what will get you herpes. dumb cunt.

>>557863803
I meant clean mouth on herpes genitals. thanks for calling names.

>>557863524
not necessarily, with safe sex if there's no current breakouts it's very likely to never be transferred

>>557863803
OP CONFIRMED AS FAGGOT TROLL. ABANDON SHIP.

>>557863787
c'mon guys.
verdict: Slut.
Abandon this vessel

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>>557863787

>barely 22.
>6 guys.
>not a slut.
>mfw

Are you a grill or do you just "identify" as a grill. Well I guess if you were physically a grill you would identify as one also. Fuck this enjoy the herpaderp.

>>557863154
>Cold sores
>Not genitals
Welcome to 90% of the non virgin population, now GTFO, I don't even wanna see tits after this bullshit

>>557863902
Lrn2ID FAGGIO

>>557863787
how many guys at 22 would you consider slut level then?
>I'll change the definition untill it fits my needs

>>557864147
retarded sage troll is retarded.

>>557864257
>>557863981
>>557863980
>>557863976
Sage until tits you newfags

>>557864267
NO YOU

>>557863981
> six partners
> slut
> 2028 - 14
confirmed for virginfag.

also:
> TITS OR GTFO, OP.

>>557864101
hsv1 can also be on the genitals

>>557863787
Average Number of Sexual Partners before Marriage

A national survey reported that teenage males had four or more sexual partners. This was higher than the number reported by teenager females.

So, you're at least twice as slutty as the average unmarried teenage girl.

>>557864353
I FORGOT TO SAGE ON ONE REPLY NIG

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>>557864404
Bust out those fucking tits before you open that diseased mouth and expect a response from me

>>557864404
Would you have a camera available and willing to post armpit?

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Y'all are posting in a Robot thread.

>>557864257
lots of girls my age are into double digits, but i'm curious what would you see as slut level?

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It's time

>>557862870
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>>557864385
why we can't have nice things.png

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>>557862603
How are you enjoying sexual liberation?

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>>557864704

>>557864702
There is no excuse for double digits unless you have sex professionally. I think 1 sexual partner per 5 years of life is fine. 2 per 5 years isn't the end of the world, but I suspect you have some kind of daddy issue. 3 or more per 5 years is absolutely disgusting, and I'm pretty sure you have an STD.

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>>557864946

>>557864538
I'm tired of your shit Heaven. Don't think I forgot about the time you called me a newfag.

>>557862603
TITS OR GTFO!!!

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>>557865007
are you retarded or something? your count must be 0 you fuckin virginfag

>>557864702
>ask a girl with herpes anything
>Doesn't answer question

Sage goes in all fields

>>557864889
Herpes is nice?
Desperatefag go to /r9k/

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>>557865007
Don't listen to this loser. It's either a virgin, cuck or feminist. What you need to do is show your tits or take this bullshit to >>>/tumblr/

>>557864889
> nice things
> girl with herpes
pick one

>>557865007
one sexual partner per five years? you're such an under-lived, idealistic, shut-in chud that its painful.

>>557865205
I'm actually kinda slutty by my standards. Not STD level, but bordering on surpressed daddy issues

>>557865267
>>557865318
A thread without trolls and 11 years old, for once.

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>>557865007
You're a complete asshole. Please, never procreate.

>>557864702
>>557864702
>>557864702
>>557864702

slut in denial.

you probably have more than one STD you dirty skank.

keep your legs crossed before you get the nigger aids bitch.

>>557865007
>virgin intensifies

>>557865318
Because quantity of sexual partners beats quality? I found a down-ass bitch that has a fat ass and loves to lick my balls. I don't need to hook up with random strangers to feel alive.

>>557863154
I got hsv1 breakouts in my nose, Its annoying as fuck but all it looks like is i've been snorting heaps of coke or blowing my nose till its a bit sore.
Don't know how i got it, Either a drunk hussy i brought home once or a long term girlfriend who had them, feels bad man. But on your snatch, thats gotta such. Im paranoid of getting it on my hands and/or fingers. OR EYES MAN. fuck getting it on my eyes >_<

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I think OP finally fucked off, pron bread? pron bread

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>>557865708
Bread porn?

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>>557865838

>>557865007
lel, you must live a very sheltered life my friend. Implying anyone who isn't a basement dweller has 1 sexual partner every 5 years.

Most girls I know are into double digits too, that shit is pretty usual cunt. But please continue staying pleb.

>>557866007
>double digits
But doesn't that shit change when they get to second base and third base?

>>557865476
not OP, but please elaborate newfriend?

>>557866007
1 out of 2 people will have an STD by the age of 25. Yeah, it's pretty average, but it's still gross.

>>557865632
wow.. that is weird.. do you take the medication? yeah it really sucks when it hurts, but other than that it's not all that terrible

>>557865560
lets see. have amazing sex with 50+ 7-10/10 girls over the course of my life because I'm adequately grounded and normal-looking enough to pull it off....

or convince myself that I'm having "the most totally awesome" sex with some girl who's life had withered so far away into desperation that she was willing to have sex with someone as simple and mediocre as yourself?

go marry the second girl you had sex with like mommy's little angel, chumpdick.

>>557866170
eh, I had something similiar happen to a friend, she got herpes and was by no means a slut, just made a poor choice. It just sucks ass if you were that 1 person who just got unlucky, so I feel for you OP.

>>557866007
1 every 5 years equals 4 when you are 20yo
I don't see a problem here? This is not basement dwelling at all.
And you can have sex with the same person multiple times...so loads of sex is always possible.

double digits is slutty, no matter how old you are

>>557866460
Now we're basing life quality entirely on the number of sexual partners one has?

Sounds legit.

>>557866460
id take a 10/10 over 50 7/10s anyday

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>>557866552
Unless you come out of the womb with your dick in a nurse, you're counting it wrong. Generally people get it about 15, MAYBE ten since we're counting in fives. So that actually averages 2 AT MOST by twenty.

Are you looking forward to your herpes induced cancer? http://www.webmd.com/genital-herpes/news/20021105/herpes-virus-linked-to-cervical-cancer

>>557866504
I feel for her too. She probably had sex with a slut. This just goes to show that your hedonistic lifestyles hurt more than yourselves.

>>557866460
>50+ 7-10/10
=56

>>557865007
You are the biggest faggot I've ever come across here on 4chan and 4chan has the biggest faggots in the entire world

>>557866678
I'm aware that most people start in their teens, but I meant what I said about 1 partner per 5 years. I'm giving you some leeway for experimenting, like during your college/music festival phase.

>>557866201
No meds, its only really like... itchy for a bit. Scabs a little and then gets a bit sore.
I'll get a prescription for some meds next time i visit my doctor.
Look im very, Very glad, i mean as far outbreaks go i got lucky.

>>557866861
There's nothing wrong with being gay. Unless you're calling me a cig, in which case you need to step off my grill, dog.

>>557866874
>music festival
you went full ???.

>>557866651
I'm sure you would, because you're likely still holding onto your virginity and daydreaming about a beautiful blonde girl to call your own, Elliot.

>>557866552
you also have to factor in that depending on your social circles, not every relationship lasts 5 years. and your point is moot because we don't start fucking till we are at least teens.

If you went from 15 to 40 having only fucked 5 people you would be a seriously sad cunt.

>>557867013
>>557866628
>>557866721

nevermind, its now crystal clear to me that you're cognitively impaired and likely suffer from some type of developmental disorder.

>>557862603
I suspect you are into niggers?

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>>557866874
Then you should have mentioned that, because it completely nullifies the 1 per five years rule. Don't just make shit up because you got caught with faulty math, man.

>>557862603
still there OP. sorry man. but if u wont do tits, then post feet. about to abandon

>>557867051
I know that some people go to them just for the music, but most of my friends go to score drugs and strange. You could replace music festival with parties or whatever.

Herpes stigma is overblown.
You get a few zits on your dick once a year and then even less as time goes on.
So horrible.

>>557862903
Correct me if I'm wrong but I odn't think herpes will show up in the blood unless he's had an outbreak or just got over one.
I think to do a proper test they have to do a spinal tap.

>>557867683
i agree, the stigma is much worse than the breakouts

>>557862603
Why the fuck are you making that big of a deal about it? Just take l-lysine. I've had it since my sophomore year of college. I know the skank that gave it to me too.

>>557867191
I'm not saying 1 every 5 years. I'm saying 1 per 5 years. As in 16 over the course of your lifetime .(assuming 80 is the average lifespan)

>>557867704
not OP, but somewhat knowledgeable on the subject. I have hsv1, just regular ones on the face even though I have never actually had them for some reason, and it shows up on the blood screen as well.

>>557867704
yeah, it is harder to detect, not impossible though... his results came back as 'no evidence of past exposure' so it was unlikely to be from him

>>557862603

Virus4Lyf

>>557867839
Further. I've had it for 8 years and haven't had an outbreak in 2 years due to taking L-lysine every day.

>>557867704
Antibodies will show up in your blood, but to be 100% positive they need a culture from a suspected herpes sore.

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>>557863980
Faggot Inc.

>>557868018
i will definitely try that then!

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>>557865007
You make 21 year old virgin guys like me look bad. Everybody knows all 3DPD girls these days are bitches and whores. It's common knowledge. Get with the times, yo.

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How do you lip derpies on your junk?

>>557867570
The word "per" means to express a rate. It's not my fault you assumed I meant literally 1 partner from the age of 1-5, 1 from 5-10, etc.

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>>557867853
but that is also moot because it fails to take into account that you won't be fucking until you are 80. Most people settle down and get married between 30-40.

So what you are suggesting is that we have sex with 5-7 people in our life time? Which is being generous. Sorry hombre, your logic needs to be check.

pic related

>>557868248
How can I make you look worse than you already do?

>>557867780
Did you know people didn't care about herpes until medication started being marketed?
Before then you just had some random sores on your junk sometimes.

>>557868273
from oral sex

>>557868324
I just said 16 in a lifetime. If you want to have sex with 16 people when your 16, that's fine. But 17, and you're a dirty whore.

>>557868392
lel, that is fascinating, thanks for that tidbit of information

>themoreyouknow.jpg

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>>557868275
You said four women by twenty. That doesn't allow for one per five years. Unless you lost your v at like, five.

>>557862603
You got herpes by a nigger, don't you?

Here's a fun little test that, while not perfect, seems to be fairly accurate.

http://www.okcupid.com/the-slut-test

>>557868390
protip: [spoiler]YOU CUNT[/spoiler]

>>557868470
OP is back to cure the howmuchtobeaslut, rejoice!

>>557868504
No, this guy said four by twenty

>>557866552

>>557868474
but you forget it's a bell curve and tapers off the older you get. So it would make sense if you had more sexual partners when you were young and frankly 6 is a pretty conservative number for most at 22. If you were a dude it would be considered under par by most. So I fail to see how having just fucked 6 people makes OP a slut?

>>557868909
Everyone's curve is different. Some people like to whore it up while in high school. Some people wait until they hit their midlife crisis. That's why I'm saying 16 per lifetime, and leaving it up to you to decide when to cash those 16 partners in.

And I never said OP was a slut. I said she was twice as slutty as the average unmarried teenage girl, according to the Journal for Sex Research.

>>557867704
it'll be detectable whether someone's had an outbreak recently or had a long remission.

your body will not produce antibodies if you don't have hsv1/hsv2, but if you have - whether it's been 10 or 20 years since you've had an outbreak - the blood results will come out positive with the antibodies which confirm you have it.

you will need to do another specific test to find out which herpes virus it is, though. shingles and chicken pox won't give you a false positive on hsv1/hsv2 antibodies in the blood results.

>>557869192
ahh ok, I think I follow you now.

She isn't a slut per se but given the numbers she is 'technically' a slut at this age.

>>557869410
damn it, i'm a male slut in that case. i don't know how i'll ever live life again.

>>557869663
It's okay to be a male slut in today's society. If a key can open many locks, it's a master key (or a spooky scary skeleton key), but if a lock can be opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock.

>>557868574
i got 46%

>>557869813
sounds stupid, but okay.

>>557863605
As a molecular virologist, I can say that this statement is completely false! You can spread HSV to others WITHOUT the presence of lesions or an outbreak.

>>557869963
It is stupid. I'm not saying I agree with it, or double standards in general. It's just how I've observed things. People talk shit about the girl who's slept with the entire hockey team, but if some dude slept with all of the cheer-leading squad, he'd be a legend.

>>557870183
you can yes, but it's not very likely

>>557869929
You're not as slutty as I am, congrats.

>>557862603

Did you get it from hispes?

only on the genitals? you never get sores on your mouth or hands?

>>557862903
Alyssa

>>557870541
yeah, only ever on genitals

>>557870594
I just want to say you make me sick.
You should really kill yourself to stop the spread. Also, if you don't know where you got it, you're definitely a slut.

>>557870251
ha don't worry i wasn't trying to be a dick with my post. it's just the first i've read that lock stuff and it sounded stupid to me anyways.

>>557870764
i don't know where i got it because it can lay dormant in your system for years before being triggered, otherwise i would have known

>>557868574
31% Slut. Some meh questions.
> Would you ever sleep with a prostitute?
[x] Yes
> Would you ever pay for a prostitute?
[x] No

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>>557870764
ssshhh, the adults are talking

>>557870941
can you post butthole
i need it for research purposes

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>>557868128
>>557864889

>being so beta you're defending a non-delivering op WITH herpes

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAH AHAH AHH AHHAHAHAHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so when you're seeing someone new, is it hard to bring this up?

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>>557871236
I second this

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>>557864534
if you have herpes from someone,
and none of your sexual contacts raped you,
and you cannot determine which one gave it to you,
and you have had twice the average number of sex partners for females of your age,
and you haven't bothered to tell ALL of your sex partners (in order to save THEIR future partners),
so you can have them all tested and solve this puzzle,
You are a fucking gross stupid slut.

Women like you don't deserve to have a vagina anymore, you need to have your clitoris removed and then have a complete and total hysterectomy, including removal of the vagina so that it will be less likel for you to infect someone.

>2014 People with incurable infections not being banished to remote islands to live out their lives with others of their kind.

>>557871237
i should add this isn't anything against you personally op but gtfo if you're not going to show tits you stupid bitch.

so mfw I'm pretty sure I fucked OP..
one night, start chatting to a girl in the bar. we get frisky but she doesn't wanna do much, just make out bit of feel up back at hers. next day she says she only sleeps with people she's dating cause she's got the herps. I say well fuck i'll wrap my dick, you tell me if you're having an outbreak the herps don't scare me. (this bitch is atleast 9/10 over all, 8/10 looks 10/10 personality) says she got herps from a bf who lied about having it.
we fuck, she freaks cause I've not been STI tested in the last 3 months (i'm like 99.98% sure i'm clean) she says she can't trust me and shits off, says we can't date etc etc. I get tested for general STI and the herps cause we fucked a few times. I'm 100% clean. she calls me up 3 weeks later. rah rah rah you gave me the clap, your tests must have been false. motherfuck! get tested again, still 100% clean. get tested 2 months later still 100% clean. realise I dodged herpies and the clap and she's got no clue who gave her either.

requesting butthole for research purposes

>>557870765
When I was a teen, I went to a psychiatrist and vented my sexual frustrations to him. I was torn between my sexual desires, my families strict religious beliefs, and the fact that my at-the-time gf was a huge slut. He's the one that told me that line, and it's stuck with me ever since.

>>557871301
i haven't been with anyone new since i found out i have it, but yes, i'm very nervous about it when it comes to that

>>557871326
What do you mean women like me? I'm not OP, I'm a man, and I'm the one posting all the conservative stuff people are freaking out about.

I do agree about telling people. It's a dick move not to. I get myself tested at least every 6 months, and I would hope that my partners were thoughtful enough to do the same.

>>557868574
11%

>>557871452
nope, not me

>>557871452
2014 Several types of incurable, potentially lethal STI's out there.

The first HIV/AIDS victim died in the early 60's.
HIV/AIDS discovered 25+ years after first infection.

There's likely stuff out there now, that will be discovered later.

Slutty people are a cancer on humanity.

I hope you die in a fire before you reproduce.

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>>557871326
bro you seem....upset?

>>557871769
What the fuck are you, a nun?
I'm just kidding, much respect.

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>>557871887
>being this mad

>>557872223
>being this new

why hasnt someone made a law that anyone with a STI must carry a "STI Card" around and must show it before sex. sure it might sound mean, but give your slut germs to others is worse

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>>557872428
>being this new that your use of the term isn't even applicable in said instance

>>557871848
well goes to show, you aren't alone. and while she was crazy atleast it didn't seem to hinder her life too much. just be honest with your partners about it and be careful.

>>557871887
thanks for the advice buddy the same goes for anyone who has ever had sex so fuck you very much.
and not that I should need to justify myself to you but I get tested every three months, I only sleep with people I'm in a relationship with and apart from this girl and one other who I knew to be STI free I've only slept with virgins (complete not just intercourse) who have had no chance to have an STI but even if they did by parental infection or incidental I'm still testing clean.
so I'd say apart from that last bout of stupidity I'm safer than most and I'd hardly consider myself a slut.

>>557868574
70% slut. male, slept with approx 35 wimmins and only ever had chlamydia once.
(fucking lucky, right?)

>>557872504
They make sexual predators inform neighbors of their status when they move into a neighborhood, and their information will forever be available for free on the internet. No reason the same couldn't or shouldn't happen for people with STDs

>>557872623
Indeed you are. Just keep wrapping it up tight, I guess.

>>557871567
two relationships i've been in where they had hsv1. one on her genitals and the other one on around her mouth.

those ended, but it wasn't because they had it. it's pretty much a non-issue as long as both parties are responsible from my experience anyways.

>>557872641
>>557872504
because testing for STI's is not mandatory, most will spend most of their lives unchecked (i've had atleast 3 partners who refuse to check because they believe they can't possibly have one)
also some STI's are entirely treatable and some are not solely gained by consentual sexual means but if you are on this registry people would assume that it was, thus creating oportunities for abuse of the system such as blackmail, harrassment, stalking etc

medical records and conditions are private and confidential information so you'd have to voluntarilty add your name.

>>557872641
Moreover, this one can lead to killing the disease, while with sexual predator, you'll just be careless with someone not yet registered as one.

>>557872815
That's the lucky part I had unprotected sex with the majority of them, but I'm old, 47, and have been with just 2 women in the last 9 years and they're both close to me in age. I'd be way more cautious if I was out there banging new girls today.

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>>557872504
#rekt
>>557873056
>>557872641

>>557873056
i did get regularly checked, but most general STD checks don't include checking for herpes, you generally need a blood test

>>557873056
Back around 2000 or 2001 I BRIEFLY dated a little raver girl who had been a junky, (heroin user), had a junky ex-boyfriend who had been in jail for dealing and she refused to get tested for HIV. She got mad at me for suggested she get tested and that she could possibly have HIV. Needless to say I ended that relationship right there and never slept with her. She has 2 kinds now and is still very pretty so I guess she was clean, but damn she was actually insulted that I asked her about getting tested.

>>557871519
damn. still being a kid, having to see a psychiatrist because of sexual frustrations + a strict religious upbringing, i can see why that left a mark when he dropped that line.

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>>557871983
You would think I'm a conservative asshole,
or someone who was given a free disease.

I just like the idea that in the future,
given knowledge of these slut's activites ( male and female )
it will be possible to track their relations using the internet and data mining their credit card purchases, cell phone location logs, etc..
and cure the world of disease by eliminating the infected people,
so people can be free to be the sexy little monkeys (apes, really) that were are.

It's a beautiful sexy dream,
that people can couple, and fuck and suck with impunity..

>>557873315
your STI tests don't include a blood test?
every three months whether i've had a partner or not in that time i get a urine test, a fecal sample, a blood test, a genital swab test and an oral swab test.

>>557873610
people are scary creatures sometimes, no logical and all fire

>>557873668
>a fecal sample
you gay?

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>>557873659
that's how the diseases started in the first place... few years later you're back to square one

>>557873056
Just because it isn't mandatory, doesn't mean it shouldn't be.

>>557864889

>this guy knows how to suck cock.fag

>>557863154

That isn't HSV 1. Genital Herpes is HSV 2. If you're just experiencing cold sores around your mouth/nose then you have HSV 1.

HSV1 is present in something like 90% of the population. However ~40% of the population lack the protein which blocks it from invading the nerve cells

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>>557862603

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3r1c9UU5rk

>>557873939
you can still have hsv1 on the genitals, they can overlap

>>557862603
could you please write a haiku poem about herpes?

>>557873659
until another STI mutates or jumps from another species, or forms as a result of another virus or bacterium mutating, then you start the shit all over again with your new HIV or Herpies Simplex 3
erradicating or alienating those already infected and then acting carelessly because you think you've dealt with the problem is stupid.
why not just have everyone be educated and responsible, care for themselves and protect themselves. then you don't need a stupid ass registry.

>>557873659
eh, I just think the idea of marginalising people like that is kind of cruel. I mean it would suck major ass to be someone who just got unlucky, and isn't in fact a slut. There is nothing to say people with those kinds of health problems can't have happy healthy lives with people who don't suffer from the same thing. Shit, herpes is pretty common shit and to marginalise that many people seems kind of retarded. No you can't police everyone and some people will do what they want and just keep fucking without thought, but most people are responsible about that shit. I
f you put even more of a stigma around it then it ultimately has the exact opposite of the desired effect and people wouldn't make it known for fear of persecution and stigmatisation.

>>557873939
virtually identical, but still different still. i guess in the end in wouldn't matter to most people where you end up getting it (hsv2 orally or another part of your body and hsv1 on your genitals etc.)

>>557873841
the clap infects the front and back regardless of how you caught it. but I'm hetroflexible (mostly straight but Bi in very special circumstances) so i've had a male partner before

>>557873096
I'm lucky as well. I've used condoms maybe 5 times total, and no babies yet. Maybe I'm infertile?

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Can we see your herpes?

FOR MEDICAL REASONS

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>>557872574
I have no need for testing
I have a wife and concubine.

This is the source of the undetected plague that will decimate the population of the earth.

In the study of disease transmission, there is a known cause of plagues. It's called a monoculture. Human beings are so very closely related that diseases run like wildfire when a new one appears.

Domesticated cats (even before people started breeding savanna cats or servals with them) have far more genetic variation than humans.

Cheetahs are very related having experieced a genetic bottleneck in their past, and suffer from diseases tailored by evolution to a very easy target. If people aren't careful, we might fuck ourselves to death, or at least into a corner.

>>557874481
you have no need for testing?
this goes to show how ignorant you are.
you are either a troll (in which case fuck off) or really stupid.

>>557874328
didn't mean to insult you asking if you were gay, I was just curious. If it wasn't for the fact that hate to give my gf something I'd probably have a blowjob bud on the side, but it's just to scary to meet up with a strange guy on craigslist or something.

>>557874360
I wonder about that too. I've cum inside alot of women and none ever got pregnant. Maybe they were all telling the truth about being on the pill.

>>557874481
>implying your wife and/or concubine can't fuck a nigger while you're at work.

>>557863340
Then there pretty gross. As are you.

>>557874796
Shit, I'm not that ballsy (pun intended). I pull out. Last girl I sexed actually tried to force me to nut inside while she was drunk. We broke up shortly after that.

>>557874942
mad virgin detected.

Shit Happens. I thank the ancients when they osctracised the lepers. I think that it's cruel on the individual, but best for mankind.

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Molokai island in the Hawaiian island chain's use as a leper colony probably saved many people from starving to death- being osctrasized locally by their neighbors and not being unable to make a living is worse than being sent to an island where you can at least live among understanding people.

>>557874742
I'm 49 and been married for over 25 years.
I have no need for testing.

slutty people are disgusting.

>>557874930

No niggers live here, that arent castrati slaves.

>>557874942
I've fucked a girl with herpes, the hsv1 type, not the other before and it really isn't that big a deal (obviously we used protection). It's the stigma surrounding it.

Cold sores are pretty small time and it's just that it's incurable, but otherwise it's just a minor inconvenience as far as the symptoms actually go. Educate yourself bro and don't go full knee-jerk reaction.

>>557874796
none taken, If I were gay i'd own it but honestly I like pussy too much and masculine features just don't arouse me. i'd happily suck a dick, but i'm turned off by beards and muscles.
yeah I'm not one for sleeping with strangers. thats why it has to be a specific circumstance. I'd love a brojob bud but they're harder to find than you'd think. most guys are too freaked out by what people will think.

as for the preg thing i've cum in girls heapps and not gotten them pregnant. thought i was infertile
however the one time I don't fuck a girl just mutual masturbation i get some cum on my fingers by accident, finger her and she gets pregnant. my fucking luck. she says she hadn't slept with anyone in like a year, ends up getting an abortion without telling me. half relief half regret. those mixed feels

>>557874992
lol, when I first started getting laid often in college I didn't even ask, I just came inside them unless they told me not to. Later I started asking if it was ok to cum in them, but I usually didn't ask until I was already inside. I've been with the current gf for like 9 years now and rarely use a condom. I pull out though, unless it's close to period time or she's actually on her period then I cum in her. She's older too though. She's 44 and I suspect she's probably infertile by now, but she does still get her periods so yea, no cumming in her when she's "ovulating" (she says she can feel it, but I dunno about all that.

OP is a slut.
>/thread

>>557875469
I test potential girlfriends by putting the tip at the entrance, and if they don't mention a condom, I assume they are sluts who will likely cheat, so I pump and dump.

>>557875469
Some women can feel when they ovulate,
if they aren't too busy entertaining niggers with aids.

>>557875220
and you honestly think that your wife can't have fucked someone before meeting you, or have been born with an STI or your concubine for that matter.
or the possiblity that either one is not entirely truthful about being faithful especially considering that you are fucking two people they may see it as no issue to fuck someone else.
you are an idiot if you truely believe you don't need to be tested

>>557875771
This guy knows. Stone Cold taught me, don't trust anybody. Especially those closest to you.

>>557874328
Thats a retarded label. WTF is hetroflexible. STFU faggot. If you like dudes and chicks your Bi. Fucking faggot ass bitches and there dumbass fairy princess trying to be special snowflakes labels and shit. Fuck you nigger.

>>557875771
Wife has never left the house she was born in.
I purchased the concubine from my cousin. His slave had a litter.

Adulterers are beheaded.


Enjoy your test and fuck and test habit.
seems pointless, because you will eventually catch some Houri's disease.

just sayin' holmes

>>557875406
says the man with herpes

>>557875445
>i'd happily suck a dick, but i'm turned off by beards and muscles.
Are you me? I actually had two blowjob buddies when I was 14-15, but once we were all old enough to drive (and get girls) that all stopped and I've been hetero ever since. It's just been in recent years I've wanted to try sucking another dick. From chatting with other guys on chaturbate and the like, it seems pretty common in us older guys. Some sort of mid-life crisis maybe? (by older guys I mean me and the guys I've chatted with, not you)

>>557875654
lol, yeah the gf was super-adamant about using a condom when we started having sex, but I have slowly managed to ween her off of that. (still working on getting her swallow though, that one may never happen)

>>557864702
My gf is virgin and ill be her first and only one
Shes pure unlike you repent for your sins

Colleen?

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>>557876141
I agree.
Any dick contact makes you gay.
Part nigger = nigger.


Enjoy your visit to our Aids and Herpes free country..

>>557876445
Aurora Jolie is a virgin. She's still a slut.

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>>557876141
you sure do have a strong opinion on the subject. Is there something you're not admitting to yourself?

>>557876165
Whatever you say there, Sheik Yerbooti

>>557862603
Who fucking cares OP. HSV-1 is so widespread that pretty much everyone gets it by the time they’re elderly. And around 20% of people in the US have HSV-2.

>>557862603
Did you know 100% of mankind has Herpes Simplex?

>>557876141
hahaha yeah I know it sounds stupid but I don't say Bi or Bi curious cause honestly i don't like dudes. I have no attraction towards men or masculine features.
and I don't say i'm straight cause i'd fuck a tranny or a really fem looking guy.
but i'm not a fag cause out of the 10 long term partners and 5 other short term sexual partners i've had only 1 has been a guy and it literally lasted for a week. I'm prodominantly straight. hence hetroflexible.

>>557876680
Who?
Anyways what happen to society i wosh i can move to outer space with my fiancee and start humanity all over again

>>557876947
She's a porn star. She only does anal, because she's a virgin.

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>>557876202
nice come back bro, that was a well structured and riveting argument.

>>557862603

tits or gtfo

>>557877037
That actually counts?
Damm i dont have to wait anymore
So bjs and handies dont count either?

OP

Try melissa oil, it works pretty well for outbreaks and has a fair amount of research behind it. I got it from a girl who didn't know she had it. I've had maybe one or two outbreaks in the past 8 years, they've both been pretty mild. If you're cute I'd say we should meet up.

>>557877249
omg ur fucking stupid the vaginal sex is how u lose virginity nothing else gtfo out of here ur so stupid

>>557863787
kek

>>557877445
Ok i am
I call gf and i make her give bj and we do anal thank you /b/ you are very much help

>>557876768
It has nothing to do with him liking dudes. I just hate all the labels that people give themselves to help them believe that there fucking special.. Like genderqueer or pansexual or flexisexual.

>>557876812
No dude. Your Bi.

>>557877589
no now leave this place forever until u are a bit smarted because u are so fucking stupid like how can u not know that omg how old are u like 12 leave this place for a couple years ok im serious

>>557862603
why are u pretending to be a girl with herpes?

how did ya get it?

>>557877824
I dont understand your 12 year old writing, so im gonna assume youre a faggot

>>557878114
u cant understand it cause ur so dumb lmfao kid

>>557863803
>but you get it on your genitals you black faggot, oral is safe regardless of breakouts. Contact with the sore is what will get you herpes. dumb cunt.

Jesus you're an idiot.

Go here for good herpes info:

http://www.westoverheights.com/

>>557877605
Yea, I feel you. "pansexual" grinds my gears. You're bi! STFU unless you also fuck dogs. Fucking hipsters.

After I commented, I re-read your original comment and realized what you were probably aggravated about. But still...."heteroflexible" does have a bit of ring to it....