ITT: Weirdest shit you seen
I lost my shit when I saw this.
I've got a whole folder for weird/funny pornographic images, I'll post some.
Weirdest shit ever.
>mfw I saw a face in the water near his taint
Oh christ, how could I have forgotten about that website?
Just realised it's probably plastic, and that miniature/dwarf turtles don't actually exist.
My dreams both soared and were crashed by one lone image of a dudes foreskin.
this shit. pilot parker told shit would be cash if they would have seat belts on. but look at that shit the adventure was not fun at all even they had seat belts. fuck you pilot parker
I'm hoping it's a baby. Still funny even if it isn't real though.
>not naming your files
what in the actual fucking fuck.
True - caring that much after a plastic toy is also a bit odd.
I'm just sad that nothing is full grown to that size. 5inches is the smallest adult terrapin breed allowed as a pet.
They seemed like the perfect low-maintenance pets. Small enough not be a major issue, low enough requirements to carry around with no expensive setup and slow enough to not have to carefully stop is escaping like a hamster or gerbil.
I'd assume so.
5 inches is still pretty tiny, you should get a pocket tortoise.
What the fuck? This is the most weird webm i've seen
This video was fantastic, I'm gonna go watch it again when I'm done dumping this shit
What the fuck is this?
my dick retracted into my body
Ok, enough for today.
this fucking youtube movie is like watching an acid trip except its about the most beta ginger faggot imaginable
Alright I'm done now
I have no idea and I don't care about Renamon at all really. It's the fact that multiple pigs are shitting inside her so much that it's expanded her stomach that's hot as fuck to me.
Blue tongue skink dgaf. Mine probably wouldn't give a shit if I did this to him either.
Shitting dick nipples
Junji Ito is a god amongst men
"oh god it hurts"
well no shit lol
I should get a pocket tortoise.
It might not be soon, but someday I shall give care to a tiny tiny tortoise, and we shall take on the world together - hand in turtleyfoot.
It would have a terrible story as to where I got the idea, though. No-one must know.
how do you even manage to do this? Is this part of the seaworld premium tour?
well will you look at dat dere
>mfw I like the simple design that hasn't added on all the bullshit other websites do
>mfw anonymity is the entire reason I started coming here and I think more websites should do it, I think it's a great idea
I'm gonna stop watching here, I don't like this guy.