ITT: Weirdest shit you seen

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>>557384438

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>>557384846
Oh. Ok.

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>>557384438
nigga wtf

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I lost my shit when I saw this.

>>557386398
>ThisisnotCP.jpeg

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I've got a whole folder for weird/funny pornographic images, I'll post some.

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Weirdest shit ever.

>>557384438
is this photoshopped???

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>>557387096

>>557387096
Fuck, i cringed

>>557387379
lmao lost so fucking hard

>>557384846
is that a real turtle? looks plastic

>>557387457
yay

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>>557387596

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Got this.

>>557387796
fucking fabulous!

>>557384846

I now really want a miniature pet turtle. Now for that, though. Why it looks so cute I have no idea

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>>557388389

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>>557386991
>mfw I saw a face in the water near his taint

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>>557388472
this

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>>557388912

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>>557388912
Oh christ, how could I have forgotten about that website?

>>557388075

Just realised it's probably plastic, and that miniature/dwarf turtles don't actually exist.

My dreams both soared and were crashed by one lone image of a dudes foreskin.

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this shit. pilot parker told shit would be cash if they would have seat belts on. but look at that shit the adventure was not fun at all even they had seat belts. fuck you pilot parker

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>>557389042

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>>557389042
Fuck this....

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>>557389250
I'm hoping it's a baby. Still funny even if it isn't real though.

>>557386478
Nothing weird there. Alpha as fuck

>>557389042
lololulz cringe lmao

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>>557389808
>>557389817
>>557389896
>>557389965
>not naming your files
Fucking newfriends.

>>557388179
I don't understand what I'm looking at

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>>557387596
what in the actual fucking fuck.

wtf is this thread

>>557390259
read it from bottom to top

>>557390404
god's thread

>>557390569
so people fap to this kind of shit?

>>557389481

True - caring that much after a plastic toy is also a bit odd.

I'm just sad that nothing is full grown to that size. 5inches is the smallest adult terrapin breed allowed as a pet.

They seemed like the perfect low-maintenance pets. Small enough not be a major issue, low enough requirements to carry around with no expensive setup and slow enough to not have to carefully stop is escaping like a hamster or gerbil.

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>>557390698
I'd assume so.

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>>557387096

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>>557390741
5 inches is still pretty tiny, you should get a pocket tortoise.

>>557390698
been fapping on this thread for 20 minutes

>>557390820

play minecraft most of the day for years and it would pretty much be the only geometry you could get off to.

>>557391419
fuck you its been two years

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>>557390280
cant unsee

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>>557388403
What the fuck? This is the most weird webm i've seen

>>557391625
cool, where is that gif from?

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>>557391625
This video was fantastic, I'm gonna go watch it again when I'm done dumping this shit

>>557391625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg

>>557389042
Looks like the nail was already detached, not that bad.

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>>557384438

>>557388403
do we have a backstory on this

alright guys im out, have fun

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>>557392369
What the fuck is this?

This fucking thread

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>>557392229
lol'd

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>>557388389

my dick retracted into my body

>>557391807
dye - fantasy @ youtube

>>557392970
my cholesterol went up just watching this

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>>557392709
Funky Forest: The First Contact

>>557388020
"Mark's hide and seek skills were legendary"

>>557393303
sauce?

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>>557393226
Ok, enough for today.

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fuckin fags

>>557393680
wat?

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this fucking youtube movie is like watching an acid trip except its about the most beta ginger faggot imaginable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wrjpept9F4

pic unrelated

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>>557393323
lol'd

>>557392970
WHERE CAN I GET THIS?
WHERE IS TACO TOWN!?

>>557393303
party foul. even for this thread

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Alright I'm done now

>>557392418
I've been trying to figure out the source but to no avail

All I know is that it's on youtube named septic 5 or something.

>>557393601
2nd this

>>557392369
sauce plz

>>557394268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrUf-QBBngY
Shit, with the added sloshing sounds that's enough to make me nauseous

>>557392229
I've fapped to this like 20 times.

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>>557391245

>>557395184
I'm proud of you anon. Care to explain why there's so much renamon porn out there?

>>557393303
this a woman on hrt?

>>557395559
I have no idea and I don't care about Renamon at all really. It's the fact that multiple pigs are shitting inside her so much that it's expanded her stomach that's hot as fuck to me.

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>>557395813
moar

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>>557396136

>>557395813
yep nope

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file name?

>>557388389
lel

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>>557391245
Blue tongue skink dgaf. Mine probably wouldn't give a shit if I did this to him either.

>>557391245
all dat salmonella

>>557395813
Fucking japs.

>>557396705
Oh nice, he's a pretty one. I didn't know there was a morph with that kind of striping.

>>557397437
Irian jaya, I belive. He's super pink/orange on the underside too.

>>557396397

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>>557396397
forgot pic

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>>557384572

>>557395813
Gross. How did she throw up so much? It's fucking disgusting but she's tiny!

http://direct.superzooi.com/4147/brittain-s-got-talent/
??

>>557387308
WHY

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Shitting dick nipples

>>557393303
MOAR

>>557401036
http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/29518-step-on-the-dick-and-make-it-spray

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:)

>>557388524
Little chap can't believe his luck!

>>557394215
tfw no qt crazy gf

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>>557401323
Junji Ito is a god amongst men

>>557384438
I am extremely drunk and I am extremely confused by everything in this thread.

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>>557401287
"oh god it hurts"

well no shit lol

>>557390985

I should get a pocket tortoise.

It might not be soon, but someday I shall give care to a tiny tiny tortoise, and we shall take on the world together - hand in turtleyfoot.

It would have a terrible story as to where I got the idea, though. No-one must know.

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>>557393546
how do you even manage to do this? Is this part of the seaworld premium tour?

>>557388179
No fuckin way

>>557402198
http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm

>>557384438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yPzMXLenzw

>>557388668
kek

>>557402793
I smell a raid

>>557395813
first time I've gagged on the internet in a long time.

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>>557402463
well will you look at dat dere

>>557390280
>roll for initiative
>your foe the shapeless gibbering mouther

>>557402793
as great as 4chan is, this guy does have some good points.
it's misrepresented as shit but this is pretty much what 4chan and specifically /b/ is

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>>557402793
>mfw I like the simple design that hasn't added on all the bullshit other websites do
>mfw anonymity is the entire reason I started coming here and I think more websites should do it, I think it's a great idea
I'm gonna stop watching here, I don't like this guy.

>>557400205
Classic

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>>557384438
I apologize in advance

i think i'm going to kill myself

this stuff is completly dull now
you ruined me

>>557384572
The Arrival?
Now I know that movie was real...

>>557393731
>>557404121
fucking fascinating

I'm done, this thread is actually making me physically sick. I tried to make it through all of it, but i just can't fuckkakfjsd;flkajsdf

>>557402198
That pic is fukken disgusting. My dick just went limp.

>>557387053
I'd like to see what this escalates too
>sauce

>>557390179
>mfw fishjob

>>557390942
I don't get it

>>557404121
is that a guy with a cut off penis ejaculating?

>>557387507
The fuck did you lose? faggot

>>557387754
based wladislaw kazcynski

>I didn't get his name right

>>557404121
herm?

i once seen a couple having sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>557395813
Fucking hawt

http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A2TXGCBGCGKR1I/ref=cm_cr_pr_pdp this guy's amazon reviews are the weirdest thing i've seen in a while

>>557401962
is that where prepare your anus comes from.. whoa

>>557387008
Fuck that picture made me itch....

>>557385558
MODS

>>557387008
why did she have all of those holes.in here?

>>557392970

It was going just fine until the pizza

>>557393731

would have fooled me

+1

>>557412897
Just read that shit earlier some guy jizzes on her when shes on a train