Last thread just 404'd.
If you guys are still interested, 7 chooses my reply.
How do I reply??
Yes I'm sure. See the thing is kaylin, I've always had this attraction to you, when I would see you I would just get the urge to shove my fat dick in you.
Maybe not this you cunt
She sounds really fucking immature. Though she doesn't sound completely appalled by the idea. Maybe you could work out some awkward dirty talking with her. Ask how she'd react if it was actually meant for her.
>people who put 'x' at the end of their texts
She is immature, but by god she has a good body.
If you think it's fake, fine.
I replied this, awaiting her reply.
BRO GET IN THERE
ITS PLAIN FUCKING OBVIOUS
If this is real, godspeed anon
Alright, I think this is going well.
Going for the nudes now
Once again, if you think it's fake, that's fine. I'm not the fggt who's afraid to talk to females.
She seems like a shy/sweet/not-so-popular girl and shes obviously into you OP, play sweet and dont fuck around with her feelings, even if you only want the nudes, dont be a dick to her
Listen to this anon op
Hey I just found this website, if you look long enough there's a dog fucking a watermelon! Top notch shit!
I'm gonna post your teats there, so don't be shy.
>best thread of the night
>shitty roll thread that's mostly just two faggots saying what they want on text
>best thread of the night
The sad part is that you're probably right. Man, /b/ has gone downhill.
By Neptune's Pearls, this is far too easy.
As a bit of backstory, she and I used to somewhat flirt.
Anyway I can show that this is not fake?
Just get the pics dude.
Dude why the fuck are you still posting... ios 6 in 2014 is fake as fuck. GTFO with yo fake ass. Step up nigga. You ain't foolin nobody with that text generator shit.
This but not rejection make her feel bad for not sending them.
"Aw its ok then. :)" that smiley is the fakest ass thing you can send her and shell know she disappointed you.
Fucking post em OP!
Get her to write out a time stamp and justify it by saying "so you don't have to show your face write out today's date so I know for sure its you. Then I'll take a picture for you if you want (;"
Don't say that exactly, I'm paraphrasing.
/b/ is a board that never been good, but still seems to get always worse no matter what. In reality it's always been bad just in a different way. That's why people come back here.
look faggot even if there was anyone who still used ios <7 it is easy to tell from the text leading, contrast coloration, and sharpness that you are using a text generator for these messages. Fucking stop. No one wants to read your shit anyway. It's past your bedtime you 14 year old punk, go to sleep and get up tomorrow and work out and read a fucking book and maybe when you're 30 you'll find a 3/10 to take your virginity. Maybe.
Great. I want to see the pic badly but I'm gonna feel guilty as fuck if I do
This is true. You've made your intentions clear. Now distance yourself and let her loin-juices flow.
Btw, have any of you ever turned down a chick for sex? I'm not talking some uggo you wouldn't have fucked anyway, but someone who knows she's hot. IT BLOWS THEIR FUCKING MINDS. I literally had a girl rip my pants off after playing hard to get for an hour.
sorry but Android master race. 2014 breh, wat r u doin
if you're going to do that Cydia nonsense you might as well have an Android phone that does all of that out of the box.
you are probably the biggest faggot in this thread. There are many fags here, but you are the gayest. By far.
If it's real show me your home screen puss. If you can't show me your home screen it's fake nigga. Step up nigga
master race home screen
>/b/ was never good
You do know that's basically just a meme right? It just became a saying, and I guess depending on your definition of "good". I'd say /b/ used to be great. Way more OC, there were clear cut obsessions and cults and people weren't such assholes, actually. /b/ used to be a place where if you were wrong or acting like an idiot /b/ would act like assholes, but otherwise they were pretty cool. Now everyone is just an asshole all the time basically. Because people think that's what you're supposed to do here.
When people say "/b/ was never good", all that tells me is that they weren't here when it was great.
SERIOUSLY SOMEONE FROM THE LAST THREAD TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED WHEN HE POSTED HIS CAWK GAWDAMMIT
OP claiming new ID.
jesus christ my sides 10/10
Never mind. No new ID.
seriously... what's the goddamn holdup?
Nudes for u m8. Rite dirty bitch this one.
HTC's current flagship is the One M8. They also have the Desire line and the One E8, both of which are cheaper and aimed at developing markets. there is no "htc 3"
OP don't fuck this up
Gather round kiddies. Let me tell you a tale of the glorious oldfags! In days since passed they came with swords of fire and led /b/ into many brave and noble raids. They dined on duck rolls and were the bane of roody-poos the world over. They changed the world with the mythical fingerbox and worshiped the deity known as Boxxy.
Also there was milkshake.
>inb4 OP posts screamer
Don't make me regret my praise.
Got a replacement device a few days ago, got it rerooted but haven't put on a new ROM yet.
Fuck off Heaven, I'm tired of your shit. Every day you come on here and act like an ass, just because you know how to hack your ID. Don't you have anything better to do? What am I saying, of course you don't.
Don't worry guise, OP seems legit.
10/10 not trolling
No. Raids were more fun, there were less bullshit threads reposting the same trash, there was less shitposting, and the shitposting/spam we did get was much more interesting (The Surgeon, anyone?), we didn't need threads about "epic moments on /b/… because they were happening. Everything was fresh and new and shiny. Hell, even if it was shit back then at least it was new shit. I'm not being elitest, so you can cut that shit. I'm saying /b/ was good, and you're retarded to think otherwise.
I'm out. Back to the cat thread.
Okay, hereeee we go.
She wrote my nickname, Tino. I hope that convinces you faggots.
You're just looking through rose-tinted glasses. I used to rant and rave about how much more awesome the Attitude Era was, and then I got the WWE Network and started watching PPVs from those eras. Yeah, it was good, but there was a lot of crappy crap too. Exactly the same as today.
If you want to go the custom ROM route your phone might have support for Cyanogenmod's one click tool. Stock Android 4.4 is perfectly good though, unlike TouchWiz.
I knew that 1000 words line was fucking gold, you're welcome OP!!!!!
Now reply with this:
Damn, you have to reason to not like you're appearance your body is amazing. Now maybe I can see more of it?
send a shirtless one OP
Not bad, OP.
i think i know her is she the one on left?
We're gonna need some nudes if you've gotten this far OP.
You're pretty good.
Nope, I check every week if they support my device... Unfortunately the Verizon S4 is so locked down that it's tough as all shit to root it, even more so to root it without tripping Knox, and because it's so hard to root, there's very few new ROMs to choose from for my device.
Oh god if it is abort mission
ive capped that one too
me and my friends had a kek
She's actually a really sweet girl so I feel like such a douche.
>mfw you have no face
start new thread OP, you've done well