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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Last thread just 404'd.
If you guys are still interested, 7 chooses my reply.
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Still lurking
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>>557260849
Yeah I'm serious! I might have had a little to drink... but. You're fucking hot and I love you, and don't worry I'll help you alon
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Your name is tino lol
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>>557260849
So what? You don't love me anymore? Lol
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Yes, very serious. Please, for me?

Not Included In Message:
Dump other pics, idk what's going on.
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Not sure if fake, but yes, lurking
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I want to stick my knob into you puckered pink anal hole, cunt.
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>>557261072
It's a nickname she gave me
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>>557260849
Post the text you're supposed to send
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>>557260849
Do you like Huey Lewis & The News?
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>>557260849
How do I reply??
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>>557261185
>>557260849
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
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Litterally every single one of these are fucking fake.

You shitty lieing weasels
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Nothing to drink. Was just challenged to text somebody that I liked this message as a joke and I picked you since it actually applies.
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im being 100% legit completley sober and rock hard like geodude
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>>557260849
Yes I'm sure. See the thing is kaylin, I've always had this attraction to you, when I would see you I would just get the urge to shove my fat dick in you.
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>>557261185

>>557261326
Maybe not this you cunt
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>>557261185
She sounds really fucking immature. Though she doesn't sound completely appalled by the idea. Maybe you could work out some awkward dirty talking with her. Ask how she'd react if it was actually meant for her.
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Original text.
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>>557261362
reroll
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>>557261405
>people who put 'x' at the end of their texts
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>>557261419
Seconding for interest. Go for it anon
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>>557261434
Yes. I want to see your body
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>>557261362
reroll
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>>557261558
reroll
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I'm 100% serious
(Send dick pic)
Now can I get one back?
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>>557261538
nice may may
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>>557260849
can someone post what that girl responded with when he posted his big ass cock?
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>>557261175
Reroll
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>>557261558
>>557261652
Re rolling
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>>557260849
>>557261434
You're either texting another dude, or a 14yr old
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>>557261362
last attempt for this
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>>557260849
stop the small talk and fuck me
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this might sound wrong but i really want to fuck u
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>>557261736
Rolling again
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>>557261419
>>557261538
She is immature, but by god she has a good body.
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>>557260849

"if you're not dtf, can i at least have nudes"
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If you think it's fake, fine.
I replied this, awaiting her reply.
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>>557261681
>>557261558
Either of these
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i bet ur pussy is sooo tight, it sounds wrong but i really wanna fuck u
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>>557261927
winrar but gonna faill terribly
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>>557261927
winrar
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>>557261362
roll
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Something to hold against me? Like your body?
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>>557261923
What is that language she's speaking?
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>>557261923
Lol does she know how to text?
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>>557260849
"Girl I got a fever, and the only cure is dirty talk and tits."
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>>557261927
And this jackass gets it
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>>557261923
BRO GET IN THERE
ITS PLAIN FUCKING OBVIOUS
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>>557261923
Hold your body against me
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>>557262001
If this is real, godspeed anon
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My micropenis is raging for you.
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>>557261923
Get them nudes
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Alright, I think this is going well.
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>>557262438
# faggot
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>>557262438
Don't have to say anything, send fake dick pic, ask for return
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>>557262438
You could just send me a picture instead, since its worth a 1000 words.
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>>557262438
Go pick her up and plow that ass
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>>557262438
Anon's straight on course for being balls deep in some pussy
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>>557262438

"How about tonight you act a little outside of your normal?"

tell her this OP. trust me
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>>557262438

"Give me an example, I gave you one..."
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>>557262569
hahaha, reroll
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>>557262569
>>557262589
>>557262591
all of you are so right
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>>557262569
Pick this OP
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>>557262438
"i shit on my own dick"
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>>557262438
Fuck this 14 year old bullshit in here. Tell her you would like to meet up and talk in person then.
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>>557262438

You lucky motherfucker
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>>557262438
"Me neither, but I got the fucking fever, you feel?"
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>>557262561
>>557262569
Get pictures
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>>557262669

This dude has the right idea
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>>557262569
gold
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There.
Awaiting reply.
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>>557261927

hell0oo op deliver
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>>557262569
Might as well roll for this
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>>557262887
Really tho do this !
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>>557261923
Going for the nudes now
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>>557262887
Winner
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Can i lick nutella off of your tight ass?
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>>557262932
>INB4 OP AND GIRL ARE JUST HAVING FUN WITH /B/
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>>557262932

Smooth, OP.
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next:
tell me everything you want me to do to you
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>>557262932
Faggot/10
But on a girl like that, it just might work.
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>>557262932

You rushed it dude. Never gonna happen now.
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>>557262932
inb4 I get op to fuck his cousin
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>>557263015
Lol I feel like you're doing it wrong.
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>>557263015
#believe

No but if this is real you might be fucked, lol. Good luck.
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Send me a pic of the snatch, but I shoukd mention that u fucked ur dad
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>>557262438
>You make my dick hard and i jizz looking at your facebook
>Sweet and sensual

God, have i been flirting wrong all this time?
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>>557262932
>1000 words
bad
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>>557263015
bumping
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>>557263015
so bad....
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>>557263015
too much too soon. Should have just ended with the first sentence.
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>>557262569
>
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>>557263198
44
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Once again, if you think it's fake, that's fine. I'm not the fggt who's afraid to talk to females.
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>>557260849
OP HOW DID YOU GET YOUR PHONE MESSAGES LIKE THAT
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>>557263207
yes, yes you have.
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>>557263015
>>557263173
>>557263186
>>557263239
>>557263258
You are all idiots, it's fake.
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>>557263015
After rereading that all I can see is
>keen
>keen
>I'm trying to sext you
>keen
>you seemed keen

Fucking lol.
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>>557263393

Tell her she's pretty, or some shit. Push her. Sweet talk that hoe.
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>>557263393
Send one first and break the ice.
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>>557263393
omfg
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>>557263469
those're you keen observational skills
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>>557263393
What a stinky whore! Go for the goal anon finish this
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>>557262932
>tips fedora

nice going faggot you went full beta
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>>557263393
I'm shy too, maybe we could conquer it together?
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>>557263393
BUT ITS WORKING
FLIRT TO INFINITY
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>>557263393
"trust me, you have nothing to be shy about"
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>>557262932

Shes either laughing her ass off and somewhat disgusted (likely) or her snatch is hella dripping right now. You went full retard...
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>>557263393
Guess what op, with a girl like that, you'll get some VERY shitty "nudes"
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>>557263393
No outright denial.
Hesitation implies she's thought about it.

Time to reassure this bitch that you're someone she can trust
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>>557263393
You certainly are the faggot who can't spell faggot correctly.

Faggot.
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this is a good ass thread
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>>557263585
Yas
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>>557263393

listen here you little fuck, this is the first dickin time i've ever rolled anything, deliver

>>557261927
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She seems like a shy/sweet/not-so-popular girl and shes obviously into you OP, play sweet and dont fuck around with her feelings, even if you only want the nudes, dont be a dick to her
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>>557263589
>This
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>>557263564
>wears fedora
>not a faggot

Pick one.
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>>557263393
hinted at possibly sending pic too fast

fake and gay
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>>557263393

GO WITH THE OUTSIDE OF NORMAL LINE FROM >>557262669
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>>557261167
winrar
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>>557263393
Say you'll start.
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>>557263695
fuck off newfag that would ruin everything
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>>557263641
Best thread of the night, if not fake.
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>>557263701
Listen to this anon op
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>>557263393
"Yeah, you're right. I don't know what I was thinking"
Rejection always makes a girl wet
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>>557263393
Hey I just found this website, if you look long enough there's a dog fucking a watermelon! Top notch shit!
>>557260849
I'm gonna post your teats there, so don't be shy.
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>>557263589
ROLLING FOR THIS
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>>557263589
this x1000
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>>557263828
>>557263803
are you really this fake alpha?
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>>557262932
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>>557263589
this
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>>557263207
>on /b
>knowing how to flirt correctly
pick one
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>>557263015
High hopes
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>>557263842
>best thread of the night
>shitty roll thread that's mostly just two faggots saying what they want on text
>likely fake
>best thread of the night

The sad part is that you're probably right. Man, /b/ has gone downhill.
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>>557263981
yes reroll
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By Neptune's Pearls, this is far too easy.
As a bit of backstory, she and I used to somewhat flirt.

Anyway I can show that this is not fake?
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>>557263437
SOMEONE
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>>557263887
Or he could go even further and probably fuck her. We'll wait for pics until we decide whether that's a good idea though.
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>>557264091
yeah, stop fake posting already
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>>557264091
aaaaand now my grape soda is everywhere. cool.
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>>557264091
fail
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>>557264146
damn Neptune's pearls
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>>557264146

Get her to timestamp it.

Also, ask her for a topless pic, next. Then work up to full nude.
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>>557264091
That seems fool-proof.
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>>557264146
FAKE AS FUCK
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>>557263589
Rolling for this
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>>557264146
You think you'll get full nudity? The other guy fucked up hard. You're the only hope.
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>>557264091
Lel, dun goofed
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>>557264146
woah, you heard her OP don't show us, and tell her it's fine.
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>>557264146
>>557264091
How do u know these people anon
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>>557264146
Of course i won't.. I want you all to myself now...
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>>557264146

Just get the pics dude.
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>>557264091
Get your own thread faggot
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>>557264091
>tips fedora
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>>557264146
compromise for tits and panties?
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>>557264146
Yeah, post the fucking pics if she sends em
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>>557264091
Dude why the fuck are you still posting... ios 6 in 2014 is fake as fuck. GTFO with yo fake ass. Step up nigga. You ain't foolin nobody with that text generator shit.
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>>557264146
Come on anon get em
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>>557263896
This but not rejection make her feel bad for not sending them.
"Aw its ok then. :)" that smiley is the fakest ass thing you can send her and shell know she disappointed you.
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>>557264146
I want to beliv
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>>557264146
Fucking post em OP!
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>>557264151
BiteSMS for Cydia on the iPhone. So much customization.

inb4 Andriod master race
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>>557264387
Dang boy str8 up called u out
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>>557264146
Get her to write out a time stamp and justify it by saying "so you don't have to show your face write out today's date so I know for sure its you. Then I'll take a picture for you if you want (;"

Don't say that exactly, I'm paraphrasing.
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>>557264339
what the fuck LOL
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>>557264123
/b/ is a board that never been good, but still seems to get always worse no matter what. In reality it's always been bad just in a different way. That's why people come back here.
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>>557264091
look faggot even if there was anyone who still used ios <7 it is easy to tell from the text leading, contrast coloration, and sharpness that you are using a text generator for these messages. Fucking stop. No one wants to read your shit anyway. It's past your bedtime you 14 year old punk, go to sleep and get up tomorrow and work out and read a fucking book and maybe when you're 30 you'll find a 3/10 to take your virginity. Maybe.
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>>557264146
Great. I want to see the pic badly but I'm gonna feel guilty as fuck if I do
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>>557263896
This is true. You've made your intentions clear. Now distance yourself and let her loin-juices flow.

Btw, have any of you ever turned down a chick for sex? I'm not talking some uggo you wouldn't have fucked anyway, but someone who knows she's hot. IT BLOWS THEIR FUCKING MINDS. I literally had a girl rip my pants off after playing hard to get for an hour.
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>>557264461

sorry but Android master race. 2014 breh, wat r u doin

if you're going to do that Cydia nonsense you might as well have an Android phone that does all of that out of the box.
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>>557264387
I still have ios 6. Fuck 7, gives me a headache.
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>>557264387
yes this exactly thank you based anon
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>>557264146

Send her your penis to show your serious about her tits.

Neptune would do it.
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>>557264146
if this is real and she sends you anything don't share it. she's trusting you bro. are you really gonna betray that trust?
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>>557264368
reroll
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>>557264540
you are probably the biggest faggot in this thread. There are many fags here, but you are the gayest. By far.
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>>557264687
seriously? I think it makes it hotter
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>>557264091
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>>557264687
Summer is in full swing.
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>>557264816
shut up nigger
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>>557264816
Don't listen to this faggot !
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>>557261326
Bump for Patrick Bateman quote.
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>>557264704
If it's real show me your home screen puss. If you can't show me your home screen it's fake nigga. Step up nigga
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>>557264307
yea he showed his dick and then what? I missed what she said cuz the thread 404'd
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>>557264146
>>557264091
How do you know this person anon
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>>557264876
10/10
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>>557264876
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>>557264876
kill yourself
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>>557264876
hot
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>>557264876
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>557264876
2/10
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>>557264816
Don't listen to this cumslut

>DO IT FAGGOT
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>>557264876
Stop
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>>557264876
SUMMER
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>>557264876
you're talking to yourself man

I don't just mean the texts. I mean in this thread too
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>>557264876
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GOLLY OP FUCKING DO IT
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>>557264876
Fucking lol omg
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>>557264942

master race home screen
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>>557264876
You faggot nigger shitbag homogay.

Kill yourself.
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>>557264876
I kek'd
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>>557264585
>/b/ was never good

You do know that's basically just a meme right? It just became a saying, and I guess depending on your definition of "good". I'd say /b/ used to be great. Way more OC, there were clear cut obsessions and cults and people weren't such assholes, actually. /b/ used to be a place where if you were wrong or acting like an idiot /b/ would act like assholes, but otherwise they were pretty cool. Now everyone is just an asshole all the time basically. Because people think that's what you're supposed to do here.

When people say "/b/ was never good", all that tells me is that they weren't here when it was great.
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>>557264816
Shut up faggot, DO IT OP!
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>>557265132
I want an android ! iPhones suck donkey dick
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>>557265041
exactly
and chances are irl also.
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>>557264925
>>557264938
>>557265013
come on now you should do the right thing these three are ass-rammers
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>>557265132
Charge that fucker!
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>>557265132
icons?
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>>557265245

HTC One M8 or LG G3 are the way to go right now. make the jump and never look back!
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>>557265304
Come at me bro
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>>557265304
>>>tumblr
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>>557265132
Sexy home screen bro. Still waiting for that faggot with ios 6 to post proof
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>>557265321
have a great summer
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>>557264876
I fucking kek'd. Didn't believe it for a second, but dat reply.
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>>557265132
How would one acquire this kick ass home screen?
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>>557265401
>>557264876

>>>/k/
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>>557260849
I'm gay now. I have a boyfriend. His name is todd. I love him dearly, and I just don't have time for you.
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If OP posts the pics his thread is going to be doing fucking Godzilla numbers
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>>557264083
>>557263454
i just fail to see how this is sweet and sensual
i mean its gotta be fake
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>>557265340
I'm looking at the htc 3 makes me moist ! I'm going to make that leap good sir
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>>557264876
So... we are still getting nudes right?
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>>557265402
>>557265424
>>557265401
>>557265397
>>557265375
>>557265340
SERIOUSLY SOMEONE FROM THE LAST THREAD TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED WHEN HE POSTED HIS CAWK GAWDAMMIT
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>>557265402
H.A.G.S.
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>>557265321

working on it!

>>557265338
Velur. Elun by the same dev is another great pack. My wallpaper also came with Velur.
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OP is letting our dicks hang in the wind
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Where art thou OP
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>>557264876
>Anna Ruse
>Ann Ruse
GTFO
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>>557265532
She told him to go back to watching disney channel. No joke
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Where is Josh Jellyfish?
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Homescreen.

OP claiming new ID.
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>>557265643
must be summer time
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>>557265481

Nova Launcher, Velur icon pack and wallpaper. I made the clock widget with Zooper.
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>>557265532
She went "NOPE" and the conversation ended..
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op's who don't deliver go to op hell
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>>557265397
lol yea no
honestly the thought of betrayed trust makes me soo much harder
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>>557264876
jesus christ my sides 10/10
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>>557265586
Op nay thou deliver.
Op faggot o' thee.
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>>557265681
Never mind. No new ID.
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>>557264876
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzpIYo_hoXw
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>>557265532
only some nigger fucker posted his cock and the monkey was not impressed. cock was red rocket anyway
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>>557264876
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>>557265681
fuck off
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>>557265569

seriously... what's the goddamn holdup?
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>>557265681
NOPE didnt charge that fast
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>>557265530
Nudes for u m8. Rite dirty bitch this one.
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>>557265795
lord yes
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OP don't let us down
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>>557265795
wow you actually asked for the timestamp, that's some powerful niggertry at work there.
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>>557265518

wot

HTC's current flagship is the One M8. They also have the Desire line and the One E8, both of which are cheaper and aimed at developing markets. there is no "htc 3"
>>
>>557265795
>ok katelyn
>Thats good katelyn
>Sure thing katelyn
>Katelyn katelyn
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>>557265889
Unless he put it in Airplane Mode. Shit charges almost twice as fast like that.
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>>557265795
Damn OP, shit's looking good.
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>>557265795
Fake as fuck m8 I r8 3/8
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>>557265795
Calling it!
>inb4 pic is gore/dinosaur/spaghetti
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>>557265668
>>557265734
>>557265814
appreciated
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>>557265795
OP don't fuck this up
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OP is alpha
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>>557265872

atta boy. setup? using GravityBox for the notification bar?
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>>557265986
Girls love it when you say their name. Makes them feel special.
>>
damn son this is gunna get good
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>>557265205
Gather round kiddies. Let me tell you a tale of the glorious oldfags! In days since passed they came with swords of fire and led /b/ into many brave and noble raids. They dined on duck rolls and were the bane of roody-poos the world over. They changed the world with the mythical fingerbox and worshiped the deity known as Boxxy.

Also there was milkshake.
>>
How do you guys want proof?
I posted home screen as asked.
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>>557265986
Nigga, her name is Kaylin. Jesus Christ, have some fucking respect.
>>
Dear Diary,
Today father woke me up early again to finger me bum.
xoxo,
GG

also so far isnt a fag
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>>557265795
if it is fake i post nudes
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>>557265795
>inb4 OP posts screamer
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>>557265795

Don't make me regret my praise.
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>>557266240
Sharpie in pooper from same phone anon
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>>557266147
m80
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>>557266245
Kek
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>>557265205
>Because people think that's what you're supposed to do here.

So much this
>>
Inb4 Everybody walks the dinosaur
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>>557265795
dubs bump
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Still waiting.
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>>557264876
>Anna ruse
>ruse

Topkek
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>>557266215
Nobody ever gave a fuck about Boxxy except for a handful of virgin faggots you fucking faggot
>>
>>557266279
OP faggotry insurance?
>You sir are a /b/ro to end all /b/ros
>>
>>557266240
we need confirmation of delivery
>>
>>557265132
Got a replacement device a few days ago, got it rerooted but haven't put on a new ROM yet.
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>>557266390
Fuck off Heaven, I'm tired of your shit. Every day you come on here and act like an ass, just because you know how to hack your ID. Don't you have anything better to do? What am I saying, of course you don't.
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>>557266519
You've been belarused!
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>>557266526
There were a shit ton of them though
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Don't worry guise, OP seems legit.
10/10 not trolling
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>>557266215
No. Raids were more fun, there were less bullshit threads reposting the same trash, there was less shitposting, and the shitposting/spam we did get was much more interesting (The Surgeon, anyone?), we didn't need threads about "epic moments on /b/… because they were happening. Everything was fresh and new and shiny. Hell, even if it was shit back then at least it was new shit. I'm not being elitest, so you can cut that shit. I'm saying /b/ was good, and you're retarded to think otherwise.

I'm out. Back to the cat thread.
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>>557266631
Not sure if copypasta bait
>Think I've seen this one b4
>>
up OP i got to get some sleep
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>>557264876
called it ,man, it feels great to not be a cocksucker
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>>557266717
It appears opfag was FROZEN TODAY.
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>>557266772

you must be new here
>>
i think OP found a keeper
>>
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Okay, hereeee we go.

She wrote my nickname, Tino. I hope that convinces you faggots.
>>
>>557266631
Pasta b8 m8
>>
>>557266772
no
>you haven't and
good use of greentext
>>
>>557266896

WHOA
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>>557266526
Bitch that shit was everywhere and you know it. There was even a sticky that said boxy threads would get b&

You must be new here
>>
>>557266710
You're just looking through rose-tinted glasses. I used to rant and rave about how much more awesome the Attitude Era was, and then I got the WWE Network and started watching PPVs from those eras. Yeah, it was good, but there was a lot of crappy crap too. Exactly the same as today.
>>
>>557266631
>being this new
>>
>>557266896
we need those tits
>>
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>>557266896
>>
>>557266896
k now pic for pic so he feels re-assured nigga
>>
NOT FAT? ehh
>>
>>557266896
Now ask for nakedness. Reassure her.
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>>557266896
>>
>>557266610

If you want to go the custom ROM route your phone might have support for Cyanogenmod's one click tool. Stock Android 4.4 is perfectly good though, unlike TouchWiz.
>>
>>557266896
plot twist: op is a grill
>>
>>557266896
man the fucking harpoons. is this what i've been fucking waiting for?
>>
>>557266896

GREAT SUCCESS!
>>
you've done your deed, now go fuck her.
>>
>>557266896
Tell her you want tits
>>
>>557266896
Tell she's fat as fuck
>>
>>557266896
I want to believe
>>
butts
>>
>>557266896
boobies
>>
>>557266896
Could have been better, but OP Delivered.
Godspeed sir.
>>
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>>557266717
>>
>>557266896
All my boners
>>
>>557266896

How have you not fucked this chick?
>>
>>557266896
10/10
>>
>>557266896
holy shit, she's cute. Fuck her OP, fuck her hard.
>>
>>557266896
GET THE NUDES OP YOU FUCKING GENIUS!
>>
>>557266896
I knew that 1000 words line was fucking gold, you're welcome OP!!!!!

Now reply with this:
Damn, you have to reason to not like you're appearance your body is amazing. Now maybe I can see more of it?
>>
>>557266896
Damn you are fine Kaylin, you need to unleash those spectacular tits for me. :)
>>
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>>557266896

send a shirtless one OP

do it
>>
>>557266772
I took inspiration from that post, but didn't have the pasta on hand, so improvised.
>>
>>557266896
wow wtf
>>
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>>557266896

Not bad, OP.

8/10
>>
>gigantic fat blubber belly hanging out
"i know im not fat hurr hurr"
>>
>>557267002
This guy gets it, send her a pic so she doesn't feel used
>>
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>>557266896
i think i know her is she the one on left?
>>
>>557266992
Please god tits
>>
>>557266968
pro tip
>it's pasta
>>
Tell her that picture is all over the internet now
>>
>>557266896
>>
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>>557266896
>>
>>557266843
Nigger ever heard of sarcasm
>I recognize internet sarcasm is hard to pick up on sometimes
>>
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>>557266896
We're gonna need some nudes if you've gotten this far OP.
>>
>>557267109
alpha pal
>>
>>557267176
I sure hope not
>>
>>557266896
way to be the very first guy that got a delivery on one of these things

you're not a faggot
>>
>>557266896
You're pretty good.
>>
>>557266710
Deep
>>
>>557266992
Keep doing good things
>>
>>557267164
Kek'd, scared dog
>>
>>557267176

kek
>>
>>557267176
Jesus christ the face on the chick to the right.
>>
>>557266992
Tell her that you won't be needing Facebook tonight. Then send a pic of your dick, see if she wants it. When all is good, walk the dinosaur.
>>
>>557266992
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>>
says tina not tino
>>
>>557267025
If I wanted to see someone with the body of a 13 year-old Chinese boy, I would Google 13 year-old Chinese boy.

Them curves are good.
>>
>>557266896
now make sure to send cum covered dick pic

force it on her, she'll love it i swear
>>
>>557266992
Damn OP, gg
>>
>>557266896
>oc on muh /b/
>>
>>557267109
This should do it

Captcha: iCertin general
>>
>>557266992
>mfw OP's id starts with OP
>>
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>>557266992
Just say: "I came"
>>
>>557267018
Nope, I check every week if they support my device... Unfortunately the Verizon S4 is so locked down that it's tough as all shit to root it, even more so to root it without tripping Knox, and because it's so hard to root, there's very few new ROMs to choose from for my device.
>>
>>557266992
ask her to meet later on
>>
i'm down to see some nudes, but damn the standards are slackin... don't get too hyped now.
>>
drip red food coloring on your dick and send it to her. say you just beat your dick raw and you're going to sleep.
>>
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>>557267176
Oh god if it is abort mission
>>
>>557266896
U gettin laid.
>>
gentlemen we require a new thread
>>
>>557267123
reroll, this is how you get the nudes
>>
Get tits now
>>
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>>557266896


>whale

im out
>>
>>557267383
>force cum covered dick on her
>Rape
She'll love it! All girls are suckers for rape
>>
Now go for the nudes OP, you can do it.
>>
archive this shit
>>
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>>557266896
>>
>>557267334
I can just imagine him whacking the hell out of his dick thinking, "I won't be needing Facebook tonight!"
Good sweet lord I laughed relentlessly
>>
>>557267123
reroll
>>
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>>557267520
>>
thread is autosage
404 imminent
>>
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>>557267318
ive capped that one too
me and my friends had a kek
>>
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She's actually a really sweet girl so I feel like such a douche.
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>>557267453
>mfw you have no face
>>
>>557267381
>tub of lard
>curves
pick one
>>
>>557267570
Summerfag.exe
>>
>>557267569
dis nigger must be 12
>>
>>557266896
MMM DOUBLE UP MMMM MMMM
>>
>>557266896
>>557266992

>"I knew you had a good body but WOW! This is way better than looking at your FB pics."
>>
>>557267652
Welp... we're done here
>>
>>557267683
make a new thread quick
>>
>>557267334
this
>>
>>557266992
Don't push for nudes tonight. Keep talking to her in a non-sexual way for a couple days, then try again.
>>
>>557267683

have/ would you try fuck her?
>>
>>557267683
Duuuuude, send her something of yourself and act a little self-concious too. Fo' real. Give back nigga.
>>
>>557267683
BUENO
>>
we need a nyuu thread m8s
>>
>>557267683

Quick! Make a new thread!
>>
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>>557267683
>>
NEW THREAD NOW
>>
>>557267683
Stop here op, leave us man, you've pretty much accomplished your goal. But fuck this girl, fuck her for /b/.
>>
>>557267712
Creepy
>>
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>
>>557267683
new thread pls
>>
>>557267771
Do you happen to have a fedora?
>>
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>>557267683
start new thread OP, you've done well
>>
>>557267793
>Wanting to see dick
You're a fagit
>>
Thread it up bitches
>>
?
??
>>
>>557267683
Make it up to her later by taking her out to do something nice OP. She'll appreciate the attention..
>>
>>557267683
Then do something with her.
>>
I think OP won tonight
>>
>>557266992
BTW, don't Google search this image. The visually similar images are . . . less than good.
>>
>>557267712
C'mon, op.
>>
>>557267839
That is only for redditfags to see
>>
>>557267683
obviously you should marry her then
>>
ABOUT TO MAKE A NEW THREAD. WONT POST AGAIN HERE.
>>
>>557267683
send pictures of you dude
>>
new bread hurry
>>
congrats 400 bumps
>>
>>557267683
OP is beginning his white knight transformation
>>
>>557267964
Post link to new thread, faggot
>>
>>557267683
(is 7 still the magic number?)
>>
>>557267897

?
??
>>
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>>557267176
>>
>>557267916
you went out and checked if OP was bullshitting.
we thank you for your sacrifice
>>
>>557267964
Post link here plox
>>
>>557267964
link to it here at least faggot
>>
>>557267176
Nah, too fat
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