Text your sister/cousin/female friend
> God, my dick gets so hard when I stalk your (social media). I cant help it but you make me cum hard. Can you please talk dirty to me? I love you and respect you, but could you help me out?
[4 minutes later reply with a]
> Im so sorry! i didnt mean it to send it to you (her name) wrong person sorry!
someone do it please
at least keep this alive!
>God, my dick gets so hard when I stalk your (social media). I cant help it but you make me cum hard. Can you please talk dirty to me? I love you and respect you, but could you help me out?
>sister: lol wtf is wrong with you?
fucking faggot OP, why dont you start, give us a screenshot of the message and a pic of who you're texting, thats how you make a fucking thread. not hurr you guys should do this for my lulz
Am I a fag for not waiting 4 minutes?
I did it though
an anon does it and gets success!
I faked texting my sister your stupid bullshit that you know nobody is actually going to try.
Fuck you and this faggotry you call a thread
I think she's playing stupid
>How are you
Reply according to the end of this post number:
>0: Doing good. You?
>1: Disgusted with myself...
>2: A little hard.
>3: Fucking horny.
>4: DTF. You?
>6: A little lonely...
>7: Bored shitless. You?
>9: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Never was a point
She probably won't reply, should I send to multiples?
This pic looks exactly like my friends GF.
Under 5ft and DD titties. And absolutely zero self esteem. Quieter than a church mouse. He got a good one.
GO FOR BROKE ANON!!!
"sorry to wake you again but could you help me out? it's hard again and it's been hard for too long and wont go away. I need help. talk dirty?"
what a faggot. My god if I had a girl cousin that was down to fuck and I knew she could keep it a secret I'd be pounding her holes every chance I could.
Why everyone hating on times new roman?
didnt do ur thing but might as well tell her the truth. my HS Flame.
Kek. Me again
Might as well asked her if you could borrow a pair of her panties to wear while kissing all the boys.
i seen some dumb fucks in my time but this one takes the dumb fuck out of all the dumb fucks award
you should hop on a Malaysian airline
she is definitely telling your parents
what the fuck is with those shitty pick up lines man?
It goes like this
"Hey femanon, im going off to college in a few and just wanted to clear the air. I've always liked you. Lets grab dinner and a movie saturday night. Ill pick you up at 7."
Whoops. Forgot pic.
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OP DO IT YOU FAGGOT
Once "your" thread is posted, it's officially public domain and discussion is activated.
Obviously you sound like you're new here, so that's just a bit of easy info for you.
I didn't know girls knew how to masturbate at age 12!
>stonerfag wanting a good laugh reporting in
then there's this asshole over here
I got a bite! ^_^ I hate this bitch /b give me some advice
Send dick pic (doesn't have to be yours) and say "your turn", also FIX YOUR FUCKING DATE
Good song, thanks for getting it stuck in my head asshole
> Implying being at 17% percent means you need to charge your phone
Shut the fuck up faggot. Then again he does have a shitty iphone.
> Samsung Galaxy S5 master race reporting in
WHY IS THIS THREAD FULL OF NIGGERS?
Wtf is wrong with my date!?
And this bitch is annoying we always make out get naked and everything but she never let me put it in saying she's scared she pisses me off I'm done with her give her hell
You have to be 18 or older to browse 4chan
u got away with calling her idiot.
now work that dirty talk.
"so have you ever talked dirty with anyone?"
"how do you know you'd be bad at it if you don't try?"
"i don't know say like....what you're going to do to a guy."
"like ride him slowly n stuff"
Contrary to popular belief, there is not a fine line between "badboy" and "asshole", there's a brick wall..
You were given a bulldozer at birth, you magnificent bastard.
thank god you plugged your phone in
You guys don't understand how much this girl annoys me!
dude put up with her nonsense and get to that puss then FUCK HER and have ultimate victory just quit being a jerk for like 5 hours it won't kill you
>Bitches when conversation continues.
>Goes even further as to blow any chances of sexy time
You are literally, and I do mean literally, autistic.
We've been there dude we have been at the same fucking place for like 2 years we always get so damn close, like we're naked. Touching and everything she gives me a handjob but never finishes me off and she never wants to have sex she says she's still not ready it's like fuck dude then why tease for 2 years, I can get better pussy anyway she's like a 7
AND FOR GODS SAKE, CHANGE YOUR FUCKING DATE!
no lie, one time I added this hot chick on facebook and started trading nudes and sexting and shit, she lived a few states away but we were into eachother, turns out she was my cousin.
bump. this thread is fucking hilarious.
for real dude, I don't really know any of my extended family, met my aunt and uncle once when I was like 12 years old. all my family lives on the other side of the country except for one of my grandmas
this one is a nigger fucker. You need to come at her like "yo gurl, let a real nigga get in them flaps doe".
Mostly unrelated but this reminded me: while signing the marriage license forms in Canada, I learned it's actually not illegal for first cousins to marry here.
You sure can tell when it's summer.
These convos are all fake. There are fake text generators all over the web. You think these retards know how to take a screenshot on their phone, upload it to their computer, edit it, then post it this fast? Look at the time stamp for the first conversation, he did it in 7 min. The rest of these follow ups are pretty fast too.
first attempt gets on 4chan
It's all, almost like people are just copying and pasting into message generators.