People of Mother Earth, IM ABOUT TO BLOW THIS SHIT UP!!!
I will accept one challenger and his bitch to defend your parasite planet!!!
Roll
45 = EARTHS LAST DEFENSE
65 = SIDEKICK
You have 10 minutes before I self destruct, what say you weaklings?
>>557161789
bunnies cumming rainbows
OP is a faggot
45 get
>>557161789
Why would you self-destruct you pathetic excuse for a perfect lifeform?
>>557161789
45 GET!!!
>>557161789
>>557161789
ROLLAN
I'm the magic man! Get at me!
>>557161789
also bump
>>557161789
I will help!!
rolling for my cat
Oh hello there
>>557163543
rerolling for my cat
>>557163084
I cannot die! It is IMPOSSIBLE!
>>557163701
once again for my cat
>>557163845
Winrar
>>557161789
claiming ID
>>557163845
You'r fucking cat. Of course.
>>557163845
i am winrar
>>557161789
>>557164027
I'll vote for Jewish girl sidekick.
The governator
>>557161789
Side kick go
his side kick will be AIDs
PB REPORTING FOR DUTY
obama
>>557164237
Reroll
>>557163845
sidekick?
>>557164248
wewoll
>>557163845
>>557163845
If you wanted to die quicker, all you had to do was ask.
Earths shoulders now rest on 65
Rolling for Tennant as best cat sidekick
Another cat
It's my time to shine.
>>557164618
SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIT
WE'RE FUCKED
ZIMMERMAN SAVE US!
Another cat.
Go bandit
I'll stop you!
Rolling for spongekike jewpants
SKELETOR!
>>557164783
That was fast
Another Cat..
Barack Obama
>>557164864
so close, reroll
>>557165065
MURRICA SAVES THE DAY ONCE AGAIN
leave it to me
2 cats
i choose not to save the world
>>557165065
Top kek
>>557165065
confirmed
>>557165065
WINRAR
>>557161789
Don't worry guys, Krillin is here to save the daaaa.... never mind.
>>557165065
'MERICA
>>557165065
Murica
>>557164943
Gohan, go away. This is no childsplay. I'll handle this!
>>557165065
>>557165065
Good fight kid but like all good things it must come to an end
Cell 1 Humans 0.
>>557165663
one thing though.
when you attacked my cat, you failed to realize she's immortal.
>>557165663
what fucking arbitrary system are you using to decide who wins
>>557165663
Obviously underestimates the power of 'Merica.
Rolling for Hilary Clinton.
this thread is win. a pet cat will save us, and Obama will be his sidekick. I want this archived
>>557165663
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION
>>557165821
and not only that, i've bred her from only the strongest of cats. her strength is not supercat, but superhuman, no, human is a title to small, too feeble to describe her. she is capable of a strength you are unable to even comprehend. when you threw her into the water, you stoped paying attention to her. look behind, no, below you, above, left, right, she's nowhere to be found. where could she be?
>>557166191
RUN PUMBA
>>557165859
>>557166348
You didn't actually think you could kill me did you?
>>557165165
>>557165065
Two Obamas
If I roll 69, The cat and Obama become Super Saiyan 3 and auto win.
You stupid earthlings. Only a prince can stop this creature, for I am the strongest in the universe!
>>557165663
LINCOLN SAVES THE DAY
If trips Hitler comes and layes the beatdown on your punk ass
>>557166562
look behind you, faggot.
oh wait, she's not there, but do you feel the unbearable pain in your stomach? her claws have the strength equivalent of knives, combined with her impeccable strength.
look down, at your chest.
>>557166996
so close
>>557161789
c'mere fukin stampede
If 68 earth is saved and new heroes
>>557167028
I just blew the ENTIRE planet up. Save it for some one else.
>>557167574
you may have blown up the planet, but not the cat.
When a dbz antagonist says 5 minutes, it means 4 hours. You said 10 minutes, we have 8 hours.
Rick and Morty.
>>557167863
source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njvgKUSR8Ss
>>557161789
NIXON GO!
If dubs, Macho Man saves the day.
Nope, that's it, I got scared. Here have a plate of royal poo.