Red Delicious master race 'portin in
red delicious is for fucking niggers. i hope you get skinned alive and fed your own face. you make me sick you filthy fucking cuntwipe.
Golden Delicious Master race reporting in
Hey boys, don't I look so sexy don't you want to get your pollen all over me?
honeycrisp and braeburn or get the fuck out
Fuck you and your hard ass fruit that refuses to ever ripen and is only good at certain parts of the year.
Now, bananas, they are where they are at. You can have them at whatever ripe mode you want them. You can have them hard as shit or mushy as shit; your choice but bananas are bro's like that
haha not me bruh, just shmokin and having the munchies
Fuji are offspring, so im eating mom and dad of fujo bitch, just learned that shit tonight bitchface
Master sploodge reporting in
the fuck did you say about my fucking apples? i'll shove them down your fucking throat and make you choke on their apple flavored cum you fucking zionist cockmongling faggot.
my apples are better than your filthy mongrel shit tier piles of horse cum nigger. this bitch had a red delicious apple and look what happened to her.
You know what's up.
Fuck you, man. A banana is always there for you. Those other fruits are faggots because no matter how long you give them to ripen, never do! You could be waiting a week for your bitch ass fruit to ripen and by that time its stale shit! Like it didn't start out with enough moisture.
See, now with a banana it's different. They are always there for you and will ripen without fail, so fuck you, faggot.
you shut your fucking whore mouth, red delicious isn't an apple. the best red delicious is one of satan's fucking dingleberries. i will fucking kill you if you ever speak of red delicious as though it's an apple again.
Fuck yo fuckin apple shit
Pomegranates are the real fuckin good fruit
Nigga masqueradin as the fuckin fruit of knowledge when it a fukin pomegranate. Apples make me fuckin sick.
Look at this fuckin pomegranate
Doesn't that shit make your dick as hard as the diamond on your fuckin waifu's finger? You don't have irl waifu? Thats because you fuckin around eatin apples and shit
bitches like a nigga who challenges himself
none of your pansy apple shit
fuck you and your fucking weeaboo nigger fruit. pic related, it's you.
this is now a fuckin pomegranate thread nigga
look at this delicious shit
like a fuckin orgy of taste
Tell me why any of your shit-tier fruits are better than fucking mangos
Protip: You can't.
here are your fuckin pomegranates nigger.
Apple Macintosh master race reporting in.
tomatoes are garbage
the only thing good from tomatoes is ketchup and marinara sauce. diced or heaven forbid sun dried tomatoes are disgusting putrid flavorless butt slugs.
fuck your fuckin shit
this shit is delicious
you see how this lil nigga is BURSTIN with flavor??
like the fuckin 5-0 no knockin your basement to take your CP
here'swhat i think of your fucking bananas too
Your dad used to put tomatoes up your ass while you sucked him off so your hatred of tomatoes is understandable. Just cry and let it out. Don't blame the tomatoes. It's not your fault, it's not your fault.
the tomato is pretty dank (not as dank as the pomegranate) but according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nix_v._Hedden
legally, it is a vegetable
Half breed shit-tier
Ok, so it's agreed that:
Tomatoes all are epic fruit
While apples, Pomegranates and Durian are shit fruit. Seriously, who eats Durian and Pomegranates other than hipster doofuses?
shhh lil dude
you gotten any fruit lately?
this nigga got a vitamin deficiency
need some pomegranates stat fuckin ASAP
100 grams of pomegranate gets you 12% of your daily vitamin C recommendation and 16% of your daily vitamin K.
you fucking subhuman heretic, what kind of uncultured fuck do you take me for? apples are the only fruit that can be eaten raw
seriously, when the fuck did monkeys learn how to use the internet? tomatoes are berries you lower class troglodyte scum.
Oh yes jesus, mangos have best texture, flavor, juice to flesh ratio, everything. They are the fruit of the gods!
The US government classifies it as a vegetable due to economic reasons. Do you want to pay higher tariffs for tomatoes? They did this to save you money you ungrateful little fuck.
i got your fucking vitamin deficiency right here you filthy heathen
mangos are god tier
>dat pithe n skin tho
nigga I fuckin love those lil dudes
I used to eat them right off the goddamn shelves at the supermarket
momma be flippin shit
"lil nigga why the fuck u be eatin those fuckin things without anythin"
eatin them like a fuckin apple
I love them
I'll give em #2 but they can't be best son
Also, the best fruit is motherfucking mulberries.
Pomegranates have a good taste but are hard to get at and have those gay ass seeds that get stuck in your teeth. Durians are gay and nobody even eats that shit.
how are you niggers forgetting this god tier fruit? watamelm taste like aphrodite's pussy.
so fucking juicy. flavor overload
fuck off with your fig bullshit
get your fuckin shit outta here
>anyone oppose the fig?
this is the fuckin picture you get when you image search that sentance
hes like get the fuck out
here is the fuckin door
get a fuckin load of this guy
All y'all niggas need to stop right now and acknowledge the pineapple as king of the fruits.
Look at dis nigga! It's like a crocodile with all them scale on it, hard as fuck namimsayin? dont let dat fool ya tho, open it and god DAMN you get some of the softest juciest fruit you'll ever taste in yo damn life.
nigga, figs are God's testicles. They are the fruit we imagine in our dreams and wildest imaginings.
word son, i be eatin' dem shits like an apple. far more juicy than an apple... and man... that skin is so smooth, red and vibrant, you just want to make love to it.
Come on, nigga, who doesn't like berries?
fuckin stupid monkey-chasin'-ass weasel get the fuck out with ur cotton pickin' niggerfruits
honeydew is where it's at. divine juicy flesh like licking out Emma Watson's perfect vagina while flying thru outer space listening to bootsy collins do a private show for the 2 of u
I agree with you, but i still hold tomatoes as the king of fruits, he is not sweet, but is a tasty motherfucker and should rule aside his bitch from the same hood, chocolate
Nigga, I won't disagree with yo ass that mangos be poppin' but fig is the best. mangos are definitely god tier
as for raspberries, i wouldn't put it at #2 but those shits are definitely in the top 5 no doubt
blackberries be delicious but that hard ass pectin doe, nahmean?
Gala Apples are where the partys at
Or star fruit. Star and fruit are in the name. Translation God Fruit.
>>557055713 I just cut one of those up a little bit ago.
Kiwi grapes make me cum in my pants.
I've only had a tasty melon once (aside from watermelon). I don't even know the cultivar. It saddens me greatly. Perhaps you fine men of this thread can help me out? It had skin like a cantaloupe, but it was green inside. It was tasty and sweet. Nothing like a watermelon or a cantaloupe, but the flesh wasn't like a honeydew.
what the fuck man, were you trying to find the absolute worst specimens? a good kiwi looks and tastes like emma watson's glorious cunt. those look like they came out of some fat sweaty mexican's cock holster
The rind I meant. The rind was bumpy like a cantaloupe, not smooth like a honeydew. They make honeydews like this? What is the name of the cultivar.
They taste like they came out of an angels cunt. Here's a better pic..
Look at all you bitch ass faggots shit posting the types of fruit I feed my hoes. This bitch right here is a mother fucking dragon fruit! Named that because the mother fucker is so tasty it's growers have to use dragons to protect their crops from thieves and it's still the most commonly stolen fruit on the planet. Fruit ninja was a game named after the mother fuckers ballsy enough to face real dragons to get a real fruit. One bite out of one of these and you'll get an instant erection which you'll need because the moment bitches smell a man who eats dragon fruit their panties instantly drop. I guess other fruit is fine if you like the taste of cum in your mouth, but if you want a fruit that isn't total garbage this is the only way to go.
Just honeydew, it tastes... Much better than honeydew, a little sweeter than i would like, but all in all a good fruit 8/10
>OH LORD YES
"guaya" master race reporting in
>i bet non of you fag have ever tried this god tier fruit
I'm coming to your house to rip your fucking throat out tonight. I just took a bite out of dragon fruit while focusing on kicking your ass and that's all I needed to find you. Shit I'm so fucking juiced up from that bite I'm going to run all the way there. Just 3 states away anyways. You done fucked now. Talked shit about the wrong fruit mother fucker!
aight fruit niggas im out
i came and salivated too much as a result of this thread
gotta sleep, go to work tomorrow and daydream about delicious fruit.
keep munchin on nature's sweet pussies
also i bring to you "nance"
and of course "grosella"
>I just took a bite out of dragon fruit while focusing on kicking your ass and that's all I needed to find you
oh my fucking god anon I'm laughing so hard I can't even breathe
funniest thing i've read all day thank you
Pink Lady Master Race
honestly, i don't get what you see in her. the other apples are far sexier.
meh, flavor's alright but the texture is off, almost powdery if memory serves. gala is good, i think i've had tompkins king as well and those were godly
"grosellas" taste sour and acid and leave a dry after taste in the tongue, when they mature they turn red and lose their flavor so everybody consumes them green
> more grosella porn
What are you just trying to start shit with that fucking cock in your mouth?
"chiquiyul" is another tasty fruit with salt and lemon
you guys know "mamey"????
>mfw implying that latin americans are the only ones that can speak Spanish in the world
>implying am not white
also "Yablokos" are great
>here a "false mango" for you
also take a look at the "Monstera Deliciosa"
Rambutan. Or Mamon Chino as they are called here in Panama. I can't wait for them to come back in season
There is plenty of other fruits that i have tasted but don't quite remember their name so ill stop there
>my last fruit is "papaya", picture related
why has no one posted Mangosteen yet? All other fruits are shit compared.
or bananas, there is a lot of banana varieties, i have tasted like 10 variations
Lets make a list of the fruits mentioned so far
Tomatoes 10/10 best fruit
False mango 10/10 mango without pit, dude hell yes
Mango 10/10 good fruit, but pit
Mangosteen 9/10 good fruit
Rambutan 9/10 bitch to peal, but good fruit
Honeycrisp apple 9.5/10 holy shit, if it was a little bigger
there is many version of the red banana, i mostly find them in the local markets or "mercados" in latin america
>never go to malls or big stores to buy rare fruits, not recomended
also these mini bananas are called dominicos
Jackfruit. These things get fucking huge. Some are 40lbs.
Cacao Fruit. Yes this where Coco beans come from. But the fruit surrounding the beans is delicious. Sweet and Velvety
>white ppls errywhere
I'm off to another thread. I welcome all differing opinions and general tenderness of the rectal area, but I shan't reply to them.
Fuck all you niggers the pineberry is where it's at Nigga it's a strawberry but tastes like a motherfucking pineapple