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Apple thread Red Delicious master race 'portin in

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Apple thread
Red Delicious master race 'portin in
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>>557046331
red delicious is for fucking niggers. i hope you get skinned alive and fed your own face. you make me sick you filthy fucking cuntwipe.
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>>557046331
You're my nigga OP, Red Delicious truly is master race. Fuji faggots don't know what's up.
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>>557047092
McIntosh apples for for pie only faggot. They are shit tier hand fruit.
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Gala or go fuck yourself.
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Golden Delicious Master race reporting in
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Hey boys, don't I look so sexy don't you want to get your pollen all over me?
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enjoy your transgenic apple, faggot
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>>557046331
honeycrisp and braeburn or get the fuck out
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>>557046331

Your thread failed on /ck/ so you're shit posting no /b/?

Kill yourself pls.

>>>/ck/5603972
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>>557046331
Fuck you and your hard ass fruit that refuses to ever ripen and is only good at certain parts of the year.

Now, bananas, they are where they are at. You can have them at whatever ripe mode you want them. You can have them hard as shit or mushy as shit; your choice but bananas are bro's like that
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>>557046331
>2014
>not devouring Fuji apples
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>>557046331
Glorious japanese Fuji apples better than dirty Gaijin apples
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>>557046331
>>557047292
>>557047312
Fuck all of you, fuji masterrace.
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>>557047532
haha not me bruh, just shmokin and having the munchies
>>557047746
Fuji are offspring, so im eating mom and dad of fujo bitch, just learned that shit tonight bitchface
>>557047092
no u
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Master sploodge reporting in
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>>557047259
the fuck did you say about my fucking apples? i'll shove them down your fucking throat and make you choke on their apple flavored cum you fucking zionist cockmongling faggot.
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>>557048120
doesn't matter if it's a hybrid. Fuji are still the best.
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>>557046331
Ambrosia apple superior race reporting in.
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>>557047903
Hai besto apperu deso yo
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>>557048559
Then you woke up, faggot.
>>557048267
Your apples suck whale dick.
>>557048585
no
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>>557047597
Also, you aint ever seen a bitch give a blowjob to an apple. You my nigga
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>>557047597
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crab apples hurrrrr
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>>557047597
bananas are for niggers and faggots

literal shit tier fruit
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>>557047292
hell yeah nigga
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>>557048889
my apples are better than your filthy mongrel shit tier piles of horse cum nigger. this bitch had a red delicious apple and look what happened to her.
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>>557046331
Why does every flavor of apple consider itself to be the best? Do apples have a superiority complex?
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>>557049019
You know what's up.

>>557049256
Fuck you, man. A banana is always there for you. Those other fruits are faggots because no matter how long you give them to ripen, never do! You could be waiting a week for your bitch ass fruit to ripen and by that time its stale shit! Like it didn't start out with enough moisture.

See, now with a banana it's different. They are always there for you and will ripen without fail, so fuck you, faggot.
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>>557050384
you shut your fucking whore mouth, red delicious isn't an apple. the best red delicious is one of satan's fucking dingleberries. i will fucking kill you if you ever speak of red delicious as though it's an apple again.
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Fuck yo fuckin apple shit
Fuckin trash
Pomegranates are the real fuckin good fruit
Nigga masqueradin as the fuckin fruit of knowledge when it a fukin pomegranate. Apples make me fuckin sick.
Look at this fuckin pomegranate
Doesn't that shit make your dick as hard as the diamond on your fuckin waifu's finger? You don't have irl waifu? Thats because you fuckin around eatin apples and shit
bitches like a nigga who challenges himself
none of your pansy apple shit
fuck nigga
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>>557051078
fuck you and your fucking weeaboo nigger fruit. pic related, it's you.
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this is now a fuckin pomegranate thread nigga
look at this delicious shit
like a fuckin orgy of taste
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>>557051078
Fuck pomegranates. It's just fucking huge pectin inside a hard shell!

FRUIT implies JUICYNESS AND DELICIOUS

fuck off that's more like a vegetable
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Tell me why any of your shit-tier fruits are better than fucking mangos

Protip: You can't.
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>>557051619
here are your fuckin pomegranates nigger.
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>>557051021
amen
red delicious is shit pig feed they give poorfags in US public schools
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Apple Macintosh master race reporting in.
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>>557051841
Mangos are good too, my friend. Fuck apples and pomegranates.
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>>557051841
Tomatoes

Bitch tell me what Italy would do without those little red orbs of flavor?
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>>557051841
Fuck your beta fruit.
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>>557052162
tomatoes are garbage

the only thing good from tomatoes is ketchup and marinara sauce. diced or heaven forbid sun dried tomatoes are disgusting putrid flavorless butt slugs.
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>>557051768
fuck your fuckin shit
this shit is delicious
you see how this lil nigga is BURSTIN with flavor??
like the fuckin 5-0 no knockin your basement to take your CP
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>>557052186
that's not fucking fruit. That is some weird ass pre-historic Flintstones garbage. FRUIT IS JUICY. THAT AINT JUICY.
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>>557052065
here'swhat i think of your fucking bananas too
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>>557051968
yeah nigga
rippin faggots balls off who can't handle the BURSTIN flavor
shit nigga
you're not even a little dank
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>>557052458
Fuck you, nigga

enjoy your hard ass "fruit"
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>>557052374
What kind of loveless household did you grow up in?
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Grapes?
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>>557052374
fuckin tomatoes are in every damn thing nigger. shut your uneducated mongoloid cockhole
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>>557052689
His mom fed him Chef Boyardee because she was too busy being a whore so he associates tomatoes with that slop
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>>557052805
>>557052689
You guys are my heroes!
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>>557046331
i am moot and this is not allowed
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>>557052632
>>557052647

>nigga
you fucking niggers deserve to be crucified.
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>>557052805
are you tellin me you''d eat a fuckin tomato whole instead of a delicious juicy crisp-ass motherfuckin' apple?

nigga swerve
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>>557052374
Your dad used to put tomatoes up your ass while you sucked him off so your hatred of tomatoes is understandable. Just cry and let it out. Don't blame the tomatoes. It's not your fault, it's not your fault.
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>>557052374
the tomato is pretty dank (not as dank as the pomegranate) but according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nix_v._Hedden
legally, it is a vegetable
Half breed shit-tier
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Ok, so it's agreed that:

Bananas
Mangos
Tomatoes all are epic fruit

While apples, Pomegranates and Durian are shit fruit. Seriously, who eats Durian and Pomegranates other than hipster doofuses?
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>>557053167
>Legally
>using wiki for legal advice
>being this retarded to not understand what a fruit is.
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>>557053167
USA govt. cant classify anything for shit, if it was up to the USA govt. humans wouldn't be animals, they'd a "supirior class"
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>>557053065
shhh lil dude
sheeit
you gotten any fruit lately?
this nigga got a vitamin deficiency
need some pomegranates stat fuckin ASAP
100 grams of pomegranate gets you 12% of your daily vitamin C recommendation and 16% of your daily vitamin K.
sheit son
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>>557053104
you fucking subhuman heretic, what kind of uncultured fuck do you take me for? apples are the only fruit that can be eaten raw
>>557053167
seriously, when the fuck did monkeys learn how to use the internet? tomatoes are berries you lower class troglodyte scum.
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>>557052186
This glorious fruit with an odiferous flesh fit for the true alpha male only. You can even kill a man with those fucking spikes
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Ill add to the list of epic fruits, citrus, like limes and lemons
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>>557053518
Botanically yeah but common parlance dictates it is a vegetable.
Not 100% a fruit, son.
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>>557051841
Oh yes jesus, mangos have best texture, flavor, juice to flesh ratio, everything. They are the fruit of the gods!
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>>557053546
The US government classifies it as a vegetable due to economic reasons. Do you want to pay higher tariffs for tomatoes? They did this to save you money you ungrateful little fuck.
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>>557053667
i got your fucking vitamin deficiency right here you filthy heathen
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>>557054092
>not 100% a fruit

then why that shit so fruity and juicy? can't answer that one.
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>>557051841
mangos are god tier
>dat pithe n skin tho
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>>557051841
mango master race reporting in
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>>557054118
Mangos > apples

>>557054167
>government is here to help you

get a load of this goy
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>>557054237
nigga I fuckin love those lil dudes
I used to eat them right off the goddamn shelves at the supermarket
momma be flippin shit
"lil nigga why the fuck u be eatin those fuckin things without anythin"
eatin them like a fuckin apple
shit nigga
I love them
I'll give em #2 but they can't be best son
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What about figs? Anyone oppose the fig?
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>>557052186
nasty shit is nasty shit
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Also, the best fruit is motherfucking mulberries.
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>>557053331
Pomegranates have a good taste but are hard to get at and have those gay ass seeds that get stuck in your teeth. Durians are gay and nobody even eats that shit.
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how are you niggers forgetting this god tier fruit? watamelm taste like aphrodite's pussy.

so fucking juicy. flavor overload
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>>557054617
fuck off with your fig bullshit
get your fuckin shit outta here
>anyone oppose the fig?
this is the fuckin picture you get when you image search that sentance
hes like get the fuck out
here is the fuckin door
get a fuckin load of this guy
fuck nigga
just leave
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>>557054617
figs are agreeable. they gave us the newton.
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>>557054735
Tasty shit, on my (buttered) bread as a spread, its fucking tits
Not best fruit, imo, but it is below mango and tomato
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All y'all niggas need to stop right now and acknowledge the pineapple as king of the fruits.

Look at dis nigga! It's like a crocodile with all them scale on it, hard as fuck namimsayin? dont let dat fool ya tho, open it and god DAMN you get some of the softest juciest fruit you'll ever taste in yo damn life.
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>>557055003
fuckin ghetto oreo
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>>557054812
what a fucking nigger. watermelons are for only the biggest of fucking roody-poos
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>>557054617
nigga, figs are God's testicles. They are the fruit we imagine in our dreams and wildest imaginings.

>>557054614
word son, i be eatin' dem shits like an apple. far more juicy than an apple... and man... that skin is so smooth, red and vibrant, you just want to make love to it.

>>557054735

Come on, nigga, who doesn't like berries?
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>>557055119
Meh. Tasty, but texture is off-putting to me
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>>557054674
Who doesn't want their fruit tasting like sweaty feet?? You're just uncultured.
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>>557054452
Mangos truly are the best fruit, no question. Coming in second are raspberries and blackberries.
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>>557055119
Eat too much and it burns a hole through the roof of your mouth. No way, if you can't gorge on a fruit it is no fruit at all.
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>>557054735
fuckin stupid monkey-chasin'-ass weasel get the fuck out with ur cotton pickin' niggerfruits

honeydew is where it's at. divine juicy flesh like licking out Emma Watson's perfect vagina while flying thru outer space listening to bootsy collins do a private show for the 2 of u
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>>557055298
>>557055425
>>557055119
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>>557055298
I agree with you, but i still hold tomatoes as the king of fruits, he is not sweet, but is a tasty motherfucker and should rule aside his bitch from the same hood, chocolate
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>>557055425

Nigga, I won't disagree with yo ass that mangos be poppin' but fig is the best. mangos are definitely god tier

as for raspberries, i wouldn't put it at #2 but those shits are definitely in the top 5 no doubt

blackberries be delicious but that hard ass pectin doe, nahmean?
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>>557046331
Gala Apples are where the partys at
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Or star fruit. Star and fruit are in the name. Translation God Fruit.

>>557055713 I just cut one of those up a little bit ago.
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>>557055797
werd werd, i hear wat ya sayin', dawg

haha, no doubt
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>>557055930
star fruit are enjoyable in crystal serving dishes
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>>557047432
no sé por qué me rio
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>>557047312
Golden Godfruit*
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>>557055930
you can't translate english words into other english words, translation doesnt work like that
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Kiwi, now that is a fruit i wouldn't mind putting on a salad
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>>557056278
you know what other fruit goes well in salad? tomatoes, son
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>>557056457
get the fuck out of here you filthy nigger
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>>557046331
Shit, man, and apple bong. Awesome!
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>>557056457
See my posts
>>557055797
>>557052162
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>>557056573
fruit you, you tomatoe not havin' mothafuckah
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>>557056278
Kiwi grapes make me cum in my pants.
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>>557055713

I've only had a tasty melon once (aside from watermelon). I don't even know the cultivar. It saddens me greatly. Perhaps you fine men of this thread can help me out? It had skin like a cantaloupe, but it was green inside. It was tasty and sweet. Nothing like a watermelon or a cantaloupe, but the flesh wasn't like a honeydew.
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>>557056457
Had some tomatoes on a salad today
Pretty fuckin great son
Really enjoyed it
Got some zatar seasonings
mmmm fuck nigga
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>>557057263
Honeydew nigga
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>>557057047
what the fuck man, were you trying to find the absolute worst specimens? a good kiwi looks and tastes like emma watson's glorious cunt. those look like they came out of some fat sweaty mexican's cock holster
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>>557057369
The rind I meant. The rind was bumpy like a cantaloupe, not smooth like a honeydew. They make honeydews like this? What is the name of the cultivar.
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>>557057386
They taste like they came out of an angels cunt. Here's a better pic..
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>>557057628
Its a hybrid, but its considered a honeydew
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>>557057784
Damn, looks like grapes with kiwi inside

looks good
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>>557057912
i just came
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>>557057784
i would flay a dozen babies to eat those
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>>557058226
In return gan i get a fucking sexy tomato? Im hungry but its to late to eat
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>>557046331
>>557047597
>>557051078
>>557051841
>>557052186
>>557054735
>>557054812
>>557055119
>>557055713
>>557055930
Look at all you bitch ass faggots shit posting the types of fruit I feed my hoes. This bitch right here is a mother fucking dragon fruit! Named that because the mother fucker is so tasty it's growers have to use dragons to protect their crops from thieves and it's still the most commonly stolen fruit on the planet. Fruit ninja was a game named after the mother fuckers ballsy enough to face real dragons to get a real fruit. One bite out of one of these and you'll get an instant erection which you'll need because the moment bitches smell a man who eats dragon fruit their panties instantly drop. I guess other fruit is fine if you like the taste of cum in your mouth, but if you want a fruit that isn't total garbage this is the only way to go.
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>>557058615
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>>557057912
My god, what is the name of this thing? I must know. Does it have a special name other than just honeydew?
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>>557047515
honeycrisp masterrace.
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>>557058679
Damn forgot about the devils fruit. Makes you want to kill children and rape 10yr olds. God tier fruit.
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>>557058679
i have one of those plants in my backyard
>it brings all the dragons to the yard
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>>557058679
It has almost no flavor, and the texture is like a soggy banana 5/10 would eat, if bored
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>>557058861
Just honeydew, it tastes... Much better than honeydew, a little sweeter than i would like, but all in all a good fruit 8/10


>>557058826
>OH LORD YES
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>>557046331
"guaya" master race reporting in
>i bet non of you fag have ever tried this god tier fruit
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>>557058826
those look great must be california
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>>557059141
I'm coming to your house to rip your fucking throat out tonight. I just took a bite out of dragon fruit while focusing on kicking your ass and that's all I needed to find you. Shit I'm so fucking juiced up from that bite I'm going to run all the way there. Just 3 states away anyways. You done fucked now. Talked shit about the wrong fruit mother fucker!
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aight fruit niggas im out

i came and salivated too much as a result of this thread

gotta sleep, go to work tomorrow and daydream about delicious fruit.

keep munchin on nature's sweet pussies
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>>557059654
also i bring to you "nance"
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>>557059910
and of course "grosella"
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>>557059815
>I just took a bite out of dragon fruit while focusing on kicking your ass and that's all I needed to find you


oh my fucking god anon I'm laughing so hard I can't even breathe

funniest thing i've read all day thank you
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>>557059815
Good luck dude, i live in mexico, where dragon fruit are from, have fun cactus fucking a dragon fruit cactus
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>>557059910
they're like micro peaches
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bump
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>>557060341
Well, they have a very distinctive flavor, like no other fruit, strong, a bit sour and has a lot of aroma if squashed.
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>>557060669
So like a fat chick?
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>>557059654
>my nigga

We eat these all the time in Nicaragua, fuck i miss them.
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>>557060827
Top-fucking-kek
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>>557060827
more like a squeesy vagina, the smell is acid, i don't know how to describe it
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>>557060237
It's like your making up fucking fruits
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>implying granny smith ain't best apple
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>>557061691
It is
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Durians are considered the king of fruit, and the mangosteen the queen
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>>557046331
Pink Lady Master Race
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>>557061691
honestly, i don't get what you see in her. the other apples are far sexier.
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>>557046331
meh, flavor's alright but the texture is off, almost powdery if memory serves. gala is good, i think i've had tompkins king as well and those were godly
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>>557062012
Durians suck cock, they are only useful as projectiles!
They taste like garlic, banana and they feel like soggy dragonfruit
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>>557062326
you were waiting the whole thread for someone to say granny smith weren't you
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>>557062326
Faggot brony
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>>557062575
nope, but i saw the opening and i took it
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>>557062953
uncultured lower-class swine
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>>557061278
"grosellas" taste sour and acid and leave a dry after taste in the tongue, when they mature they turn red and lose their flavor so everybody consumes them green

> more grosella porn
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>>557063208
agreed, m'gentlesir. i'll bet that that neanderthal can't even tell a fedora from a trilby.
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>>557063735
indubitably
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>>557062517
But when put in a smoothie with blueberries, banana, pear and coconut milk, it's tasty as hell. Plus, durians are psychoactive
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>>557063856
>When put with overpowering fruits they are good

Really psychoactive cool
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>>557062517
What are you just trying to start shit with that fucking cock in your mouth?
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>>557063692
"chiquiyul" is another tasty fruit with salt and lemon
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>>557064165
But its true
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>>557064296
you guys know "mamey"????
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>>557064504
or "guanabana"??
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>>557064504
Sabe, como una papaya mas o menos con limon o algo agrio en mi opinion
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>>557064737
nada que ver amigo, es dulce y cremoson
>quizas lo comiste verde
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>>557064737
gtfo mah /b/ with your fucking moonspeak you filthy mongrel
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>>557065062
Si era verde
> holy shit my insta-translate was off for a second
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>>557065171
>mfw implying that latin americans are the only ones that can speak Spanish in the world
>implying am not white
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I already said I lived in mexico, so yea...
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>>557046331
>red delicious

I prefer Fuji, because they're smaller and really crispy.

Gala is also okay, but not as good.
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>>557065653
why would you speak that filthy language by choice
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>>557065171
also "Yablokos" are great
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>>557066087
Cause i spoke it, and he wanted to be nice
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>>557047515
Braeburn. Sweet-tart, motherfucker.

Enjoy your mealy, poor cold storage properties Red Delicious, fags.
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>>557066087
stop hating
>here a "false mango" for you
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>>557047515
>>557058939
my niggas. best apple ever
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>>557066587
I-is that a mango... W-WITHOUT a pit?
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>>557046331
Are you fucking kidding me?

Red delicious fucking sucks

Honeycrisp is the shiiiiiit
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>>557066781
>fuck yeah
also take a look at the "Monstera Deliciosa"
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>>557067296
Trypophobia, holy shit
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Rambutan. Or Mamon Chino as they are called here in Panama. I can't wait for them to come back in season
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>>557067296
There is plenty of other fruits that i have tasted but don't quite remember their name so ill stop there
>my last fruit is "papaya", picture related
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>>557067905
She needs to bleach her asshole, but at least she doesn't have an ass bush, that shit is an instant turn off
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>>557068073
Virgin detected
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why has no one posted Mangosteen yet? All other fruits are shit compared.
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>>557068272
You a wrong, i turned in my v-card in cali, bitch was plastic enough to rival barbie but she was clean
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>>557065171
Youve been a fucking faggot this whole time all up on my thread bitch
gtfo
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Why the FUCK is this thread not about peaches yet?
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>>557068710
The pit it a turnoff, furry on the outside, ok taste, but is widely available 7/10 fruit
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>>557068710
or bananas, there is a lot of banana varieties, i have tasted like 10 variations
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>>557068878
Nigga you crazy. The taste and texture is god. Even out of can they're incredible. Would you eat canned bannas?
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>>557068946
i never got to try red bananas

where the fuck do i get them

also, i love those mini nananas
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Lets make a list of the fruits mentioned so far

Tomatoes 10/10 best fruit
False mango 10/10 mango without pit, dude hell yes
Mango 10/10 good fruit, but pit
Mangosteen 9/10 good fruit
Rambutan 9/10 bitch to peal, but good fruit
Honeycrisp apple 9.5/10 holy shit, if it was a little bigger
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>>557069421
there is many version of the red banana, i mostly find them in the local markets or "mercados" in latin america
>never go to malls or big stores to buy rare fruits, not recomended

also these mini bananas are called dominicos
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Jackfruit. These things get fucking huge. Some are 40lbs.
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Cacao Fruit. Yes this where Coco beans come from. But the fruit surrounding the beans is delicious. Sweet and Velvety
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ok, now i am going to sleep
>sweet fruity dreams /b/
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Im out, im gonna dream about beefsteak tomatoes, but they will have a shit ton of flavor in my dream
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>>557065062
lleno de requesón....
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>white people
>white ppls errywhere
I'm off to another thread. I welcome all differing opinions and general tenderness of the rectal area, but I shan't reply to them.
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Fuck all you niggers the pineberry is where it's at Nigga it's a strawberry but tastes like a motherfucking pineapple
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