in this thread we attempt to summon the fbi and see how long it takes some idiot to do something stupid that will actually get him v&
we don't have jews here, fag. that's Mexico.
shut up you stupid faggot mods are trying to sleep
I'm going to blow up the White House after shooting President Obama with a .50 cal sniper rifle, then I'm going to launch a model rocket at the Pentagon with a payload of RDX.
MOAR!!!! FUCKING MOAR!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DAMN MOAR!!!!!! Like the FBI is really watching 4chan. If they were I want them to send me a note saying so. If not they do not care. Fuck the government. Hope Obama dies. Fuck!
more pr0n here in this secret google link
looks like trixie model to me....
4chan archives are directly link to a fbi database
Well, shit. I guess this is it.
in hopes of glimpsing cheesy pizza before it's scooped by the people who monitor this thread... the same reason there's about a hundred lurkers waiting in a cold sweat.
Should've known dam it. A cup request fag
hang on here, chocolate pizza sounds delicious as fuck, think cookie doe like a pizza with a base chocolate syrup, the toppings could be peanut butter and shit. idk what to replace the cheese with to. shredded frozen milk like the stuff from those breakfast bars.
You shouldn't have had so much dinner.
tomorrow make sure to wear the thick pair of socks.
yes your new haircut impresses the ladies.
I never asked to be blessed with 'this gift'
>blocked from posting
like I don't have neighbors wifi to use
time to nuke the old hdd i guess
The very fact that I am under 4 proxies is helping me feeling cool
I could even ask for chocolate pasta but I don't because I'm not a degenerate white faggot
yessss. i kinda wanna put ice cream on top of this when its done.
Somebody order a Pagan Child?
^ this guy has the right idea!
FUCK THE POLICE! IM BEHIND 6 PROXIES
You don't look as impressive when you squint, so cut that shit out.
You better take those daily vitamins bro.
That girl you've been texting and whatnot likes you more than you know.
yeah she's not great, even for 4chan standards but fuck her anyway. If you play those cards right, that daily sex will lead you to your desired female.
Delivering more of this... this nordic youngling. Hopefully she learns how to beat rugs, make my mead and ale, and help my wife.
there was a guy on last night, who was going mad with CP bread on the fucking PO board...
I didn't save any of course... but yeah, it was pretty twisted. they were like 8..... and not from a first world country... [unless you consider russia first world]
you want FBI, get that guy back...
you are great at that one specific thing.
instead of hiding it, use it. Hone your skills.
you will be suprised what comes about when you show people your talent.
I want to be read! do me do me!
You want CP? I got ya mane, one Crying Pixie coming up!
the frequency varies from time to time but my point still stands.
the FBI doesnt give a shit about cp. hell almost nobody in government gives a shit about cp until its out in the open and/or it makes them look bad. if they did we would have been hearing about all the successful fbi raids on cp sites instead of the fagnonymous raids on cp sites
Party v& on its way m8
you will die.
in your underwear only.
with a fur thread as the last thing you logged into on your browser.
from an gas line explosion next door.
oh did I forget to add, you will bleed out to death, it wont be insta death.
One time I learned that there is a type of parrot fish that eats corral and shits sand.
I figured someone as intellectually advanced as you are may like to know this tidbit of information.
Also make sure not to blow air in a dog's face. That fucker already hates your guts
>because it's the only amount of power and control he will ever have
THEY ARE ASLEEP! ssshhh just post. do say anything... it will be over soon.
they clearly arent
the only reason moot wasnt accepting applications for /b/ moderators was because he knew all of faggots would rig the system in our favor.
you won't know until..
Hey maan, if you wanted to hijack my wisdom you could have started a thread and linked it .
or just tell anon that he dies a terrible death, only adding to his phobia of dying while jerking off.
you did not even give him a timeframe to live?!
Who likes my cousin? :^)
You make me giggle. As a JewSA citizen, this is most definitely laughable. At least the cartels openly oppress the Mexicans. The Jews just do it through politics and popular art (like they always have and have been banished from almost every nation for).
bumping with things getting fucked up now..
>inb4 another ban for animal abuse..
>fresh video coming up soon, gotta render it..
ANDREW D. BASIAGO WILL WIN THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION UNDER THE CAMPAIGN PROMISE OF TRANSPARENT AND UNSECRETIVE GOVERNMENT
Hey we might get the CIA while were at it
You have the ability to be ripped.
Fucking zyzz ripped bro.
only problem is you lack the willpower.
if you found a competitive friend or trainer you would go far.
only warning: crosssfit will destroy this revelation, p90x and a solid 4 to 5 thousand calorie diet will take you over the top.
keep up the good lifts bro
posting any whore.
this fucker got hit in the neck, missed its brain by an inch. I finished it off with a swift chop, fucking bird seed came flying out like candy. wish I got the chop on video, was priceless...
You need to go out moar.
concerts. Live sports games. Festivals and fairs.
groups of people will help mold you better than your current situation.
Find a way to contribute in these instances to truly maximize your potential.
man i wish i hadent had to leave shortly after making the thread still it dident take long for somebody to make a stupid threat hell it dident take long for some idiot to post child porn these threads always get some idiot making direct threats which is really what i meant by something that will get them v&
I know its cool to be edgy as super villain on the internet but pls kiddo get back to your books summer gonna end soon and I don't think you really want to disappoint your mommy
god do I wish I have time to edit the video of a wasted squirrel, with tiny little aborted baby squirrels pouring out from her insides... bet that'd rustle a few jimmies...
I feel a powerful force with you.
you are better than 95 percent of your friends and family in this particular case.
Your skill is unclear to me although I do feel a hint of data stream. You could be a badass gamer.
if this is the case, pick mega swampert in November.
>god do I wish I have time
it's summer you have shitload of free time living in murica
You need to start kicking the imaginary barriers down in your life.
too much of people's advice and ways of life has impeded upon who you are as a person.
break away from these invisible bonds to enjoy your salvation.
Bridge Bombing 9/11 slavery child porn anarchy assassinations destruction white house black kill rape murder isis iraq iran nuclear weapons weapons of mass destruction alqaeda
>in this thread we attempt to summon the fbi
FBI scout here, the fuck you fags want?
Most of you are just desperate little pathetic no life faggots not even worth our time to lol"v&"
You're all fucking retarded as shit.
>hurr durrr FBI honeypot website cuz der b bad pplz here.
>inb4 you're not FBI, you talk like us!
No shit dweebo
The FBI is actually lurking /b/.
Apparently an investigation started soon after Toaster Steve and they're supposedly still here
>source you fucking faggot
Here. I can't link the website since 4chan thinks it's spam but it's first result.
You're good yo.
keep brushing those teeth, and keep on keeping on.
You will need to assert yourself a couple times in the future. Dominance is key. Think with your quick wits and utilize your attitude in the moment.
You got this
probably b8 but if not...
fucking seriously? You make fun of people for being lame and then say
It's my job to know the website shit tard. So no I don't know the website I'm supposed to know.
We've done worse to others under less threatening pretense. Not impressed fag.
You're*. Thank you grammar nazi, you remind me of Hitler, that faggot thought he was great too but got his ass handed to him in the very same way he thought he was great. The fucking irony you fags idolize him.
Some words must imply how pathetic the state of the user base for this site is.
Are you mad dweebo faggot? Did I hurt your fucking feelings because I've exposed how pathetic your user-base is?
Don't provoke me, son.
> 'exposing' how pathetic the user base is
you're a cute one
Not buying your gig bro. If you did work for the NSA you really must have been a shoo in. And you give the impression of a 12 year old cum stain. So if you really are the NSA or what not. Who am I and where do I live. I'm calling you out punk!
You are too fucking nice.
you need to have a mean streak, something logical but pure rage. No cursing.
Tattoos and piercings are not the route you should take either.
im not a grammer nazi i dont care if you do or dont use puncuation im a word nazi dont use the wrong tense and dont use words in the wrong places
I love how before the internet, the government lies about listening in and claims it would never do such a thing, gradually info is leaked more and more and finally we find out they're spying, and you think all the world is going to uproar and kill these motherfuckers, but what do we do? we sit back and bitch and moan about it. Fucking pussies, we all deserve it. No one has the balls to orchestrate a militia to take these fuckers out.
fuck you cunts, im going to bed.
enjoy a painting of jebus fucking a baby!
go live in the hills faggot. the whole point of civilization is to live and be the sedentary farmers/workers that gain resources for the leaders. it's how it has worked for a long motherfucking time. if you don't like your surplus of supplies then go for the mountains and live off the grid. I can guarantee you they can't get you.
If we did something like that they would come in and call you a terrorist. We have to find other ways. Unless you can mass everyone all at once and just take them out with pure numbers before they can use their sound cannons on you and stop you.
If you don't own a couple, buy double pistols.
you're a pretty cool cat to begin with.
The pistols wont make you a better person, but you'll look like soo badass.
Use them wisely, don't be drinking and using em.
you'll be able to pass these on to your chilluns provided that you do the right thing.
>fucking lol, whats your badge number?
More of a contracted "scout" than actual FBI but same shit, different pay sources.
>fucking lol, whats your badge number?
Why the fuck would I give such information? Not only that, you can't even use that information without fucking yourself over disregarding shit given to me for posting it.
Pretty much, I get to laugh my ass off at you fags as my job.
That's what I'm told. Generally give me a 8/10 on face and 7/10 on body. Fucking manlet status...but I work with what I got.
>And you give the impression of a 12 year old cum stain
Part of the job is learning the environment you fucking retarded ponyfag. Who the fuck would speak in office FBI lingo on 4chan tard?
>hurrr durr he dun speak fbi on website dat hate fbi, he no fbi!!!!
Where the fucking potato girl pic when you need it.
Again, you stupid little shit. You adapt to the environment you work in. 90% of this user-base are just pathetic little fucking losers. Yea, let's get real intellectual on a website with shit stains intelligence, good way to be convert. Faggot.
Fair enough. You still cut plastic bottles in penis shape cylinders and glue them to your my little pony dolls to "suck" their dick to make yourself feel loved.
Mostly lurk as a "scout" my job isn't to instigate but to collect, most of the time it's drudgering through utter shit of traps and ponyfags, fuckin disgusting.
Right now I can since I'm off-clock and this thread and traces will be erased in the morning. Also, I'm drunk but wtvr, 4chan isn't some special fucking FBI priority.
Forgot the picture. I give 0/10 on the effort.
>Citizens have the right to ask your badge number
>assume you have citizen rights on a anon board.
Know what the amusing part is? The shittier I am, the less shit I get due to low-key suspicion. Only a fucking complete dumbass would be overt about his/her status especially on you faggots.
>"be real" on a website known for fucking over people
Thanks I'll take what I can get
You need to find a sport.
could be anything, as long as it's active.
Track might be good for you, or soccer.
I get the feeling that contact sports will tear you apart like that jock jake did to the retarded kid from not another teen movie.
yeah I can feel that you're not retarded.
People don't understand this though because you're hyper. The sport will chill you down and prove your value to others.
don't get hurt, if you do know when to quit, but don't you ever walk away like a pussy.
>without proper proof
>implying I would give you actual proof in the less than 2 shits given about this website and user-base.
Read the last fucking sentence of that post.
Next, quit fucking asking for proof or any actions in which involve obvious proof.
Nigger, this isn't a troll in which I troll you with "proof", no actual scout/FBI would do any of this shit tard. GUESS WHY KID?
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Dude you need a vacation.
Get out of the state for a while, relieve some stress.
a business opportunity or a family member wanted/will want you to stay somewhere for an extended time. Don't turn them down, and if you have already, bring it up.
There's moar to life than you're used to, now is the time for you to understand this.
Guess which website has the most fags?
pro-tip it has a number in it.
you're welcome asian stewey.
>fuck... are you for real?
Maybe, maybe not. The more confused you are, the less shit that can potentially happen to me,. though it's not like it'll happen anyway..but I need the job.
Well it is our right to ask for a badge number. So by you not giving us your badge number that is considered an amendment infringement. You are fake you suck at trolling.
>Why the fuck would I give such information? Not only that, you can't even use that information without fucking yourself over disregarding shit given to me for posting it.
Because if it were true you would, by law, have to.
>More of a contracted "scout" than actual FBI but same shit, different pay sources.
That would mean you don't have a "badge", make up your mind.
Hope you don't live in the US because if there actually are any real authorities patrolling here then you'll have just risked committing a felony by posing as a federal authority official.
>North Korea - Man
>murica - woman
You deserve a good pint of beer.
you're a good friend to a couple specific people.
Make sure not to break the bonds with them and they will attend your funeral one day.
People come and go, people change, do not throw away a timely homie relationship over something stupid.
cheers and beers man!
Agreed Anon. The only thing that will work on these terrorists is mass numbers + troops not really comfortable attacking people justified in fighting against them. Have talked with many such soldiers. They don't like where we are headed. And many just want a leader to start the whole thing.
9gag full of pathetic weak faggots. Why the fuck would FBI give a shit about that website.
lol'd, no, no it's not.
>Because if it were true you would, by law, have to.
Do you fucks understand law implication and interpretation? Do you even understand the website you're on you retarded fucks?
Quit asking kid, it's not happening AND I'm well within the law. Don't like it? Go fucking cry to your congressman faggot.
>That would mean you don't have a "badge", make up your mind.
I never said I had one, you dumbass kept asking for one. I told you no information would be released. Learn to fucking read shit stain.
>Hope you don't live in the US because if there actually are any real authorities patrolling here then you'll have just risked committing a felony by posing as a federal authority official.
lel, please report me dumbshit.
I've seen worse, a lot worse.
You fags should be asking what I do instead dumbshits.
I get the feeling that you don't know how to do some simple tasks or activities.
Something along the lines of swimmin, riding a bicycle, or doing your own laudry.
You will need these skills to flourish.
No you won't die because of inability to 'blank'.
you actually may perish while acting out this simple task. safety first then teamwork.
Please don't 'accidentally' while riding a bike.
What do you do? Look for retarded annons who post CP and request their IPs from Mootykins, who is more than glad to do so to avoid going to jail for the 5th time.
Bestow your wisdom upon my future.
As a man of many faces, I'm sure that you are able to harvest this energy. Show me my path. Take my hand and guide me