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in this thread we attempt to summon the fbi and see how long

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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in this thread we attempt to summon the fbi and see how long it takes some idiot to do something stupid that will actually get him v&

BOMB

SLAVE
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bad idea
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OP requesting CP
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Did someone say chocolate pizza?
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>>556889192
it doesnt even matter because i dont live in the jewnited shits of americunts
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dis is relevent tu mai interes
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whatever. no one is this stupid
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>>556889491
we don't have jews here, fag. that's Mexico.
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>>556889798
That's just nudism... Its legal. Naturist freedom or russianbare are examples.
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>>556889798
>natural nudism

you got me
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>>556889192
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>>556889798
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>>556889798
MODS
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>>556889798
she isn't even cute. Do you have some attractive girls?
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Project Xena
>this shouldn't take to long
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>>556889798
MOAR!!!!!!!
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>>556890065
shut up you stupid faggot mods are trying to sleep
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>>556889798
>that file name
kek
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>>556889910
Won't stop the mods from censoring it. Ugh, censorship on 4chan/b/. . .that just ain't right.
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>>556890287
top kek
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>>556889192
I'm going to blow up the White House after shooting President Obama with a .50 cal sniper rifle, then I'm going to launch a model rocket at the Pentagon with a payload of RDX.
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try hard
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>>556890542
You forgot the word anthrax and also allahu akbar
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>>556890542
Deliver.
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>>556890542
Sounds like the plot to a shitty movie
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>>556890287
the saving grace of this picture is probably the pubes
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MOAR!!!! FUCKING MOAR!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DAMN MOAR!!!!!! Like the FBI is really watching 4chan. If they were I want them to send me a note saying so. If not they do not care. Fuck the government. Hope Obama dies. Fuck!
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>>556889798
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more pr0n here in this secret google link

https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
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>>556890287
looks like trixie model to me....
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>>556890743
4chan archives are directly link to a fbi database
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Why did I enter this thread?
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>>556890954
Pizza?
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I am the mastermind behind the islamic attacks on america.
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>>556890954
Because you are the weakest link.
Good bye.
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>>556890954
You wanted your IP logged for further investigation by FBI.
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>>556890954
What do you think we are, mindreaders?
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>>556890743
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>>556890954
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>>556890840
Well, shit. I guess this is it.
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>>556890954
in hopes of glimpsing cheesy pizza before it's scooped by the people who monitor this thread... the same reason there's about a hundred lurkers waiting in a cold sweat.
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op is the fbi, its a trap
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Should've known dam it. A cup request fag
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Just say you're gonna bomb something they're probably already all over me just for saying bomb even tho I didn't do shit
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>>556891106
]input lizard "heh" picture[
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>>556891051
Top kek. Everyone knows we destabilized the middle east on purpose.
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>>556889451
hang on here, chocolate pizza sounds delicious as fuck, think cookie doe like a pizza with a base chocolate syrup, the toppings could be peanut butter and shit. idk what to replace the cheese with to. shredded frozen milk like the stuff from those breakfast bars.
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>>556891278
>implying he's not the FBI
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>>556891152
You shouldn't have had so much dinner.
tomorrow make sure to wear the thick pair of socks.
yes your new haircut impresses the ladies.

I never asked to be blessed with 'this gift'
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>>556891327

White chocolate
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>>556891327
and bake it just enough to get the syrup sticky, youd have to bake the cookie crust by itself for a while
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This place is just a scent trail.
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>>556891237
>(Heaven) 07/16/14(Wed)03:35:16 No.556891237
>op is the fbi, its a trap

>>556891183

mods or the FBI are deleting posts calling them out
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>>556891327
This was a thing at dominoes.
It was called the desert pizza.
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>blocked from posting
like I don't have neighbors wifi to use
time to nuke the old hdd i guess
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>>556891415

do me, do me
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>>556891484

F.B.I test
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so i was thinking of joining the holy jihad in syria, because my life here sucks. Allah Akbar
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>>556891415
I wanna be read
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>>556889192
just cp this shit.
party van will be on your ass before you can say your own name*
(*unless its 'I'.)
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>>556891215
>says he
The very fact that I am under 4 proxies is helping me feeling cool

I could even ask for chocolate pasta but I don't because I'm not a degenerate white faggot
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>>556891442
yessss. i kinda wanna put ice cream on top of this when its done.
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>>556889192
sounds like fun, monitoring.
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Delivering PC.
Somebody order a Pagan Child?
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>>556891593

FB I test number 2
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>>556891415
Me three
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>>556891682

You can't have it too sweet, you need something to offset just sugar on sugar on sugar
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I have a dynamic IP, am I safe?
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Oh uh.. Hey guys! Wouldn't it be great to post some pornographic images of minors?
-not FBI
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>>556891237
>>556891484
>>556891593
>>556891753

they are deleting posts containing FB I, holy shit
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>>556889192
I'm in Saudi Arabia
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>>556891831
Yes
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>>556891831
Completely sage.
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>>556891865
WHY GOLLY GEE WIZ ANON. THATS A GREAT IDEA!!
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>>556891106
i understood that reference
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>>556891831
Yeah, sure.
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>>556891865
^ this guy has the right idea!

FUCK THE POLICE! IM BEHIND 6 PROXIES
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>>556891803
Crumbled Salted Peanuts maybe some maple bacon, get that sweet and salty going on.
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I shared two songs on TP nbm .n ,
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>>556891573
You don't look as impressive when you squint, so cut that shit out.
You better take those daily vitamins bro.
That girl you've been texting and whatnot likes you more than you know.
yeah she's not great, even for 4chan standards but fuck her anyway. If you play those cards right, that daily sex will lead you to your desired female.
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>>556891183
if this were at all true, than why are cp threads a weekly occurrence if not daily
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>>556892104

Bacon is a great call
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>>556891865
Why yes it would be not FBI. yes it would
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Delivering more of this... this nordic youngling. Hopefully she learns how to beat rugs, make my mead and ale, and help my wife.
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Well shit
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>>556892148

noted

alright i will

the last girl I got a text from was my mom and that was july 9th
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>>556892104
thats why i was thinking like a frozen milk in their somewhere to, or atleast to dip your pizza in milk. but peanuts would do well.
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>>556892148
Me next me next
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>>556891658
chocolate pasta sounds delicious mane
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>>556892163
More like 5+ daily.
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there was a guy on last night, who was going mad with CP bread on the fucking PO board...

I didn't save any of course... but yeah, it was pretty twisted. they were like 8..... and not from a first world country... [unless you consider russia first world]

you want FBI, get that guy back...
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>>556892148
me plz sensei sama
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>>556892497
>>>556892148
>>556892458
>>556892335
>>556892332
more deleted posts
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>>556892148
read mine please.
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>>556891625
you are great at that one specific thing.
instead of hiding it, use it. Hone your skills.

you will be suprised what comes about when you show people your talent.
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>>556891214
1-10 how dead are you?
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>>556892148
I want to be read! do me do me!
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..... Wait is it bad if you save
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You want CP? I got ya mane, one Crying Pixie coming up!
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>>556892335
the frequency varies from time to time but my point still stands.

the FBI doesnt give a shit about cp. hell almost nobody in government gives a shit about cp until its out in the open and/or it makes them look bad. if they did we would have been hearing about all the successful fbi raids on cp sites instead of the fagnonymous raids on cp sites
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>>556892703
kek
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No cp....I'm out
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>>556892148
Meeee
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>>556892703
Party v& on its way m8
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>>556892676
you will die.
in your underwear only.
with a fur thread as the last thing you logged into on your browser.
from an gas line explosion next door.
oh did I forget to add, you will bleed out to death, it wont be insta death.
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>>556892802
MOAR
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>>556892767
kek
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testing if servers are down
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>>556892767

>the FBI doesnt give a shit about cp.

why are they deleting posts then/
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>>556892783
Legit question
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G76vBvQ7Jw&feature=player_detailpage GO TO NOW
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>>556892613
Shittingmyself/10
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>>556891530
that's a midget you fag
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>>556892930
what are mods
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>>556893008
what was it?
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>>556892946
R u srs
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>>556891791
One time I learned that there is a type of parrot fish that eats corral and shits sand.

I figured someone as intellectually advanced as you are may like to know this tidbit of information.

Also make sure not to blow air in a dog's face. That fucker already hates your guts
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>>556893095
MODS ARE ASLEEP M8!
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>>556892895
That's all I had on my phone
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>>556893181
>Update

clearly not asleep
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creepshot level
BRAVEASFUCK
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>>556892930
>because it's the only amount of power and control he will ever have
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>>556890954
>>556892104
Hey nigga you know what's good.
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>>556892973
he can't sing worth of a dick. like I'd rather watch a dog get anally raped. it would sound better....
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>>556893140
Oi,I asked first you wanker.
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>>556893137
Yep
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I really want to make cookie bacon pizza now
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>>556893427
Then the answer is no. Why would you even look at something illegal, let alone save it?
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>>556893257
THEY ARE ASLEEP! ssshhh just post. do say anything... it will be over soon.
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>>556893181
they clearly arent

the only reason moot wasnt accepting applications for /b/ moderators was because he knew all of faggots would rig the system in our favor.
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>>556893371
well I see you liked it
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>>556893140
Holy shit I think you're legit. I do appreciate that information and I was blowing air in my dog's face as I read this.
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>>556892802
she's 18 dumbass
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another chan?
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>>556893587
i need another chan....
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>>556893427
you won't know until..
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>>556893554
Me next me next psychic sama
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>>556892876
Hey maan, if you wanted to hijack my wisdom you could have started a thread and linked it .
or just tell anon that he dies a terrible death, only adding to his phobia of dying while jerking off.

you did not even give him a timeframe to live?!
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Inflatechan cg?
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I am in the ISIS
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Who likes my cousin? :^)
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>>556892609
please read my mind
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>>556889824
You make me giggle. As a JewSA citizen, this is most definitely laughable. At least the cartels openly oppress the Mexicans. The Jews just do it through politics and popular art (like they always have and have been banished from almost every nation for).
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bumping with things getting fucked up now..

>inb4 another ban for animal abuse..

>fresh video coming up soon, gotta render it..
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>>556889192
ANDREW D. BASIAGO WILL WIN THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION UNDER THE CAMPAIGN PROMISE OF TRANSPARENT AND UNSECRETIVE GOVERNMENT

Hey we might get the CIA while were at it
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Deleted the pics
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>>556893587
>>556893672
https://shanachan.org/cats/
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ya es hora
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>>556893908
de adventura
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>>556893771
now you haff to mitivate yooths
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>>556893879
kek omg idiot
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>>556893787
She has a nice ass
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>>556893983
Not yet
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>>556893908
me guta papas en mi ano en una dia frio
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this thread's getting weird

im out
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>>556894113
y por qué no las acompañas con mayo?
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>>556894113
gusta*
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>>556894093
i meant adventure time translated into spanish
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>>556893416
You have the ability to be ripped.
Fucking zyzz ripped bro.
only problem is you lack the willpower.
if you found a competitive friend or trainer you would go far.
only warning: crosssfit will destroy this revelation, p90x and a solid 4 to 5 thousand calorie diet will take you over the top.

keep up the good lifts bro
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INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR, I DRIVE A CHEVORLET MOVIE THEATRE.
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>>556889192
its like a bag of sand
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Go to bed spick
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>>556894246
Me next
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>>556894243
Yeah i know... I meant its not on CN yet
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>>556890542
yep you fucked up son
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>>556894246
ive been asking for so long
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>>556894210
>2014
>usar google tradcuir
>acentos
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>>556894341
I asked first m8
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>>556893839
no body wants moar?
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>>556894464
Alchile no pendejo
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>>556894294
wat
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>>556894464
I do, gib moar!
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>>556894552
>this new
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posting any whore.

this fucker got hit in the neck, missed its brain by an inch. I finished it off with a swift chop, fucking bird seed came flying out like candy. wish I got the chop on video, was priceless...
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>>556892859
You need to go out moar.
concerts. Live sports games. Festivals and fairs.
groups of people will help mold you better than your current situation.
Find a way to contribute in these instances to truly maximize your potential.

Rock on!
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>>556894552
SURE SMELLS LIKE SUMMER IN HERE
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man i wish i hadent had to leave shortly after making the thread still it dident take long for somebody to make a stupid threat hell it dident take long for some idiot to post child porn these threads always get some idiot making direct threats which is really what i meant by something that will get them v&
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>>556891724
I'd like to unzip that zipper if you know what i mean ;)
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>#GODOFATHEISM
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>>556894464
moar
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>>556894615
>>556894782
see
>>556894698
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>>556894552
SMELLS LIKE SUMMER IN HERE
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>>556893839
>>556894698
I know its cool to be edgy as super villain on the internet but pls kiddo get back to your books summer gonna end soon and I don't think you really want to disappoint your mommy
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>>556889491
and it does matter you do something stupid the fbi will tell your local authoritys
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Lol, i archived a cp thread
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i want to kill president
death to america
osama bin laden was a pretty cool guy
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Ever since I posted on here my pictures on my phone seem to be disappearing.
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>>556894961
heh you fucked up son
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>>556894883
god do I wish I have time to edit the video of a wasted squirrel, with tiny little aborted baby squirrels pouring out from her insides... bet that'd rustle a few jimmies...
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>>556894829
Moar Moar Moar
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>>556894341
I feel a powerful force with you.
you are better than 95 percent of your friends and family in this particular case.
Your skill is unclear to me although I do feel a hint of data stream. You could be a badass gamer.
if this is the case, pick mega swampert in November.
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>>556894246
Holy shit.I actually have been wanting to work out,but I keep being lazy.
>Are you a actual psychic?
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>>556894128
this bread's getting beard

I'm out
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>>556891214
What was it m8
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summonthensa.com
Press the red button! DO IT!
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>>556895148
Sum gr8 b8
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I'll just leave this here. Faggots.

goo dot gl / WvLphk
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>>556895093
please do me
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>>556895067
>god do I wish I have time
it's summer you have shitload of free time living in murica
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>>556895215
You spooky skeleton
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>>556890542
anon is kill

be sure to write letters from your undisclosed location after you're victimized by rendition, faggot
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>>556895258
click it and get v&
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>>556895093
me next
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>>556895392
Nothing happened fag
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>>556894414
You need to start kicking the imaginary barriers down in your life.
too much of people's advice and ways of life has impeded upon who you are as a person.
break away from these invisible bonds to enjoy your salvation.
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>>556895287
its also 4:13 fucking AM, not even the FBI is up this late m8. lrn2armicunt time.
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Bridge Bombing 9/11 slavery child porn anarchy assassinations destruction white house black kill rape murder isis iraq iran nuclear weapons weapons of mass destruction alqaeda
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>>556895503
M8 can you do mine next, I've asked a couple of times
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>>556895258
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>>556895503
could you be a luttle specific? or is that it for me
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>>556895648
Learn how 4chan works you scum
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>>556895093
lol he cant read me
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>>556889192
>in this thread we attempt to summon the fbi

FBI scout here, the fuck you fags want?

Most of you are just desperate little pathetic no life faggots not even worth our time to lol"v&"

You're all fucking retarded as shit.

>hurr durrr FBI honeypot website cuz der b bad pplz here.

>inb4 you're not FBI, you talk like us!

No shit dweebo
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>>556895895
dear, FBI. do you even know what site you're on?

LURK MORE FAGGOT!
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The FBI is actually lurking /b/.
Apparently an investigation started soon after Toaster Steve and they're supposedly still here
>source you fucking faggot
Here. I can't link the website since 4chan thinks it's spam but it's first result.
>https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
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>>556895895
Shut the fuck up before I rape your wife faggot. Oh and kill your children and drown your dog.
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>>556895895
your using v& which is past tense as a future action
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>>556895731
I do know. I just posted the hot bitch to draw attention to my 'murican trap.
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>>556895503
do me nigga
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>>556890743
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>>556896036
I actually went to the link.. hue
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>>556895506
I live in america and it's not even close to 4:13
lrn2timezone fag
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>>556896206
Same.
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>>556896157
I can't read this shitty handwriting
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>>556896036
See
>>556895258
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>>556893705
You're good yo.
keep brushing those teeth, and keep on keeping on.
You will need to assert yourself a couple times in the future. Dominance is key. Think with your quick wits and utilize your attitude in the moment.
You got this
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>>556896294
just a heads up
the __ are monitoring this thread
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>>556896157
Wow the NSA 4chans. That's bad ass NOT. nice try
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>>556896294
that's called being illterate.
in which case, it's strange you can type..
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>>556896070
you're forgetting an apostrophe
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>>556895895

probably b8 but if not...

> dweebo

fucking seriously? You make fun of people for being lame and then say

> dweebo
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>>556896394
feds....jesus christ.
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>>556896157
FEDS
\
NSA

PICK ONE FAGGOT.
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>>556896476
>seeing this for the first time.
newfag
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>>556896007

It's my job to know the website shit tard. So no I don't know the website I'm supposed to know.

>>556896061

We've done worse to others under less threatening pretense. Not impressed fag.

>>556896070

You're*. Thank you grammar nazi, you remind me of Hitler, that faggot thought he was great too but got his ass handed to him in the very same way he thought he was great. The fucking irony you fags idolize him.

>>556896430

Some words must imply how pathetic the state of the user base for this site is.

Are you mad dweebo faggot? Did I hurt your fucking feelings because I've exposed how pathetic your user-base is?
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>>556896570
>euphoric
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>>556896337
Holy fucking shit are you God?! Literally brushing my teeth while reading this. Thanks /b/
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>>556889192
Don't provoke me, son.
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>>556896549
most current NSA programs were culminated by the FBI.
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>>556896476
>summer
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>>556896570
kek
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>>556896570
>implying the FBI would contribute.

fucking lol, whats your badge number?

>inb4 FBI doesn't have a badge number
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>>556896570

> /b/
> 'exposing' how pathetic the user base is

you're a cute one
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>>556896570
Not buying your gig bro. If you did work for the NSA you really must have been a shoo in. And you give the impression of a 12 year old cum stain. So if you really are the NSA or what not. Who am I and where do I live. I'm calling you out punk!
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>>556896570
Doubt anyone with such low IQ would be able to work in FBI or anything remotely related to protecting their country. Faggot.
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>>556896337
>>556896337
DO ME DO ME!!!
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>>556893806
You are too fucking nice.
you need to have a mean streak, something logical but pure rage. No cursing.
Tattoos and piercings are not the route you should take either.
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>>556896337
i didnt understand yoyr other fortune if you could please do me again
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>>556896570
im not a grammer nazi i dont care if you do or dont use puncuation im a word nazi dont use the wrong tense and dont use words in the wrong places
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>>556896337

do me psychic-san

lets so if you aren't bullshittin us
>>
I love how before the internet, the government lies about listening in and claims it would never do such a thing, gradually info is leaked more and more and finally we find out they're spying, and you think all the world is going to uproar and kill these motherfuckers, but what do we do? we sit back and bitch and moan about it. Fucking pussies, we all deserve it. No one has the balls to orchestrate a militia to take these fuckers out.
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>>556892148

Nigga, do me!
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>>556896891
DO ME!
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fuck you cunts, im going to bed.

enjoy a painting of jebus fucking a baby!
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>>556895093
are you a wizard?
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>>556897032
You do something. I don't even live in the US...
>>
This may seem a little off topic but does anyone know the names of the other dancers in jordyn jones banji video?????
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>>556896410
>NOT
8th grader detected
>>
Doesn't matter what you post on here. The NSA and other intelligence communities consider this and other chans as extremist websites.
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>>556891962
Likewise... and I feel bad for it.. :(
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>>556896891
Do me! I wanna see how this goes.
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>>556897032
go live in the hills faggot. the whole point of civilization is to live and be the sedentary farmers/workers that gain resources for the leaders. it's how it has worked for a long motherfucking time. if you don't like your surplus of supplies then go for the mountains and live off the grid. I can guarantee you they can't get you.
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>>556897158
I'm part of the problem, I just bitch and moan. I'm too much of a pussy, I just wish someone had balls. This whole country is full of faggots.
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>>556897197
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>>556897032
If we did something like that they would come in and call you a terrorist. We have to find other ways. Unless you can mass everyone all at once and just take them out with pure numbers before they can use their sound cannons on you and stop you.
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>>556897172
anyone know?
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>>556896337
Do me, anon!
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>>556895093
hey i want a reading too, please good sir
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>>556896570
Do you just lurks or pc or do you contribute in threads sometimes?
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>>556896146
If you don't own a couple, buy double pistols.
you're a pretty cool cat to begin with.
The pistols wont make you a better person, but you'll look like soo badass.
Use them wisely, don't be drinking and using em.
you'll be able to pass these on to your chilluns provided that you do the right thing.
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>>556896891
Do me mane
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>>556897172
>>556897426
someone tell me please
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>>556894552
how the fuck do you not know this
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>>556897678
script
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>>556897409
they're the terrorists. we need to rush them, from all directions, their sound cannons aren't omnidirectional
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>>556891327
biscoff cookie spread, broken up ferrero rocher,caramelized banana, some caramel drizzle,marshmallow fluff
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>>556896810
>fucking lol, whats your badge number?

More of a contracted "scout" than actual FBI but same shit, different pay sources.

>fucking lol, whats your badge number?

Why the fuck would I give such information? Not only that, you can't even use that information without fucking yourself over disregarding shit given to me for posting it.


>>556896712

Pretty much, I get to laugh my ass off at you fags as my job.

>>556896836

That's what I'm told. Generally give me a 8/10 on face and 7/10 on body. Fucking manlet status...but I work with what I got.

>>556896873
>And you give the impression of a 12 year old cum stain

Part of the job is learning the environment you fucking retarded ponyfag. Who the fuck would speak in office FBI lingo on 4chan tard?

>hurrr durr he dun speak fbi on website dat hate fbi, he no fbi!!!!

Where the fucking potato girl pic when you need it.

>>556896874

Again, you stupid little shit. You adapt to the environment you work in. 90% of this user-base are just pathetic little fucking losers. Yea, let's get real intellectual on a website with shit stains intelligence, good way to be convert. Faggot.

>>556896965

Fair enough. You still cut plastic bottles in penis shape cylinders and glue them to your my little pony dolls to "suck" their dick to make yourself feel loved.

>>556897493

Mostly lurk as a "scout" my job isn't to instigate but to collect, most of the time it's drudgering through utter shit of traps and ponyfags, fuckin disgusting.

Right now I can since I'm off-clock and this thread and traces will be erased in the morning. Also, I'm drunk but wtvr, 4chan isn't some special fucking FBI priority.
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>>556897787
Rofl

Citizens have the right to ask your badge number
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>>556897787
You still didn't answer my question.
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>>556897787
You're still a shitty faggot troll.
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>>556897787
fake and gay. but I give 3/10 for effort and 400 internets
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>>556897787
Forgot the picture. I give 0/10 on the effort.
"Dweeb"
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>>556897941
>Citizens have the right to ask your badge number

Topkek

>assume you have citizen rights on a anon board.

>>556897972

Which was?

>>556898026

Know what the amusing part is? The shittier I am, the less shit I get due to low-key suspicion. Only a fucking complete dumbass would be overt about his/her status especially on you faggots.

>"be real" on a website known for fucking over people

>>556898062

Thanks I'll take what I can get
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>>556897787
without proper proof you are a really shitty troll at best, faggot buttsex initiator
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>>556896881
You need to find a sport.
could be anything, as long as it's active.
Track might be good for you, or soccer.
I get the feeling that contact sports will tear you apart like that jock jake did to the retarded kid from not another teen movie.
yeah I can feel that you're not retarded.
People don't understand this though because you're hyper. The sport will chill you down and prove your value to others.
don't get hurt, if you do know when to quit, but don't you ever walk away like a pussy.
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>>556898186

Good, I don't want you actually believe I'm real you fucking retarded dweebo.

So take what you can get shitstain
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>>556898206
My name and address mr FBIdo you read?
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>>556898338
Can you do me? Please friend
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>>556898234
>without proper proof


>implying I would give you actual proof in the less than 2 shits given about this website and user-base.

>>556898420
>
>>556897787

Read the last fucking sentence of that post.

Next, quit fucking asking for proof or any actions in which involve obvious proof.

Nigger, this isn't a troll in which I troll you with "proof", no actual scout/FBI would do any of this shit tard. GUESS WHY KID?
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>>556898602
You sound like a faggot.
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>>556895895
>>556896570
>>556897787
>>556898206
>>556898367
>>556898602
GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8 W8 2 L8
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>>556898602
wait what... not sure if trolling about trolling or serious about having trolled. fuck... are you for real?
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>>556898338
Hey can you get me annon, do the others ahead of me if you can though because that's only right.
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>>556895278
Dude you need a vacation.
Get out of the state for a while, relieve some stress.
a business opportunity or a family member wanted/will want you to stay somewhere for an extended time. Don't turn them down, and if you have already, bring it up.
There's moar to life than you're used to, now is the time for you to understand this.
>>
so
tired
oh
piss
god
everyones
terrible
done
oh
wow
never
oh
neptume
terrible
hellish
epitome
fools
look
over
on
roche
>>
>>556898338
Please do me.
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>>556898667

Guess which website has the most fags?

pro-tip it has a number in it.


>>556898717

you're welcome asian stewey.

>>556898740
>fuck... are you for real?

Maybe, maybe not. The more confused you are, the less shit that can potentially happen to me,. though it's not like it'll happen anyway..but I need the job.
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>>556898871
9gag?
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>>556889192

That's an easy one. /x/ taught me one thing and one thing only...

RED KING IS A FAGGOT
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>>556898602
Well it is our right to ask for a badge number. So by you not giving us your badge number that is considered an amendment infringement. You are fake you suck at trolling.
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>>556898871
9gag?
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>>556897787
>Why the fuck would I give such information? Not only that, you can't even use that information without fucking yourself over disregarding shit given to me for posting it.

Because if it were true you would, by law, have to.

>More of a contracted "scout" than actual FBI but same shit, different pay sources.

That would mean you don't have a "badge", make up your mind.

Hope you don't live in the US because if there actually are any real authorities patrolling here then you'll have just risked committing a felony by posing as a federal authority official.
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>>556898871
99chan?
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>>556898931
its the ibternet, it could be messed with, fuck
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>>556898871
>North Korea - Man
>murica - woman
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>>556895645
You deserve a good pint of beer.
you're a good friend to a couple specific people.
Make sure not to break the bonds with them and they will attend your funeral one day.
People come and go, people change, do not throw away a timely homie relationship over something stupid.
cheers and beers man!
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>>556899290
Do meee
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post limit reach
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>>556898338
WAYYYYYY off, friend....
>:(
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>>556899290
Do me please next, asked already, don't know if you forgot
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>>556897728
Agreed Anon. The only thing that will work on these terrorists is mass numbers + troops not really comfortable attacking people justified in fighting against them. Have talked with many such soldiers. They don't like where we are headed. And many just want a leader to start the whole thing.
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>>556898920
>>556898962

9gag full of pathetic weak faggots. Why the fuck would FBI give a shit about that website.

>>556898931

lol'd, no, no it's not.

>>556899005
>Because if it were true you would, by law, have to.

Do you fucks understand law implication and interpretation? Do you even understand the website you're on you retarded fucks?

Quit asking kid, it's not happening AND I'm well within the law. Don't like it? Go fucking cry to your congressman faggot.
>That would mean you don't have a "badge", make up your mind.

I never said I had one, you dumbass kept asking for one. I told you no information would be released. Learn to fucking read shit stain.

>>556899005
>Hope you don't live in the US because if there actually are any real authorities patrolling here then you'll have just risked committing a felony by posing as a federal authority official.

lel, please report me dumbshit.

>>556899026

Yes.

>>556899094

I've seen worse, a lot worse.
You fags should be asking what I do instead dumbshits.
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>>556895416
I get the feeling that you don't know how to do some simple tasks or activities.
Something along the lines of swimmin, riding a bicycle, or doing your own laudry.
You will need these skills to flourish.
No you won't die because of inability to 'blank'.
you actually may perish while acting out this simple task. safety first then teamwork.
Please don't 'accidentally' while riding a bike.
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>>556899449
What do you do? Look for retarded annons who post CP and request their IPs from Mootykins, who is more than glad to do so to avoid going to jail for the 5th time.
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>>556899990
Wow I love my post #
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>>556899837
My life isn't really good with shotgunning, I wanna see if you're legit,

Do me plz.
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>>556895838
Bestow your wisdom upon my future.
As a man of many faces, I'm sure that you are able to harvest this energy. Show me my path. Take my hand and guide me
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