gotta post it here if the old thread is about to die, I'm too proud of it...
"someone please draw a banana shark sexing with a big titted lemon head girl"
Chris Bishop. Long story short, he's is utter cancer. Do not interact with it. Do not mention it. Do not encourage it. It is delusional beyond belief with a narcissistic arrogant god-complex. And shit music.
I've always liked your art style tbh. Little narcissistic, but draw me? :D
Someone want a draw?
Fuck, I forget her hair
I am not breaking any rules.
Also i don't DESERVE a ban
Heheh, would you enjoy frotting with a girl (with her strap on)? What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
He makes 'music'
Thinks himself as god-tier whos gonna bring in a new age of music genre
He's actually shit
Makes death threats here, saying with his millions of dollars/retiring at 30 hes going to hire hitmen to kill everyone here who ridicules him.
All in all he is a massive faggot.
Nobody likes him and he has fucking mood swings from "Why does nobody like me?" to "I just want to be friendly with everyone" to "Fuck all you haters" to "Just you wait i'll be on top of all of you."
ON TOP OF THAT he's constantly forcing around his shit fetishes/drawings.
BECAUSE MAKING FUCKING DEATH THREATS HERE ISN'T DESERVING OF A BAN
Just go shrivel up and die you miserable excuse of a human life.
Batboi, could you draw a creepy spider with this symbol on it somewhere, also the text "Wildheart" next to the spider. As big as you can, if possible.
Alright, I'll try.
Hello again drawfriends.
I'll make the request for a drawing of /x/-tan
(I stole her clothing style, I know)
I'm taking requests as well.
Oh man, look at what we have here.
Mister HomoBoto himself,
How you doin.
Wow ur so cool are you The Rock?
Give me soda
>As bad as he is
>Fills an entire thread with his shit
>I explain to an Anon what he is and reply to him once in a new thread
Now i'm no math expert, but that doesn't exactly add up as equal.
It's a trap bro! Just like the Cat thing with the Egyptian get up. It gets requested in every thread.
Berri-bro, do you have the finished drawing saved for pic related I asked for a while back?
Haven't had internet for about a week so im finally back today
Sure, right here.
Nah, this is it.
here you go
WHY ARE YOUR UNDERWEAR SO GROSS LOOKING, GOD, I HOPE THE HOLY GHOST COMES AND DOES SOME POTLGEIST SHIT ON YOUR NASTY FAT ASS.
OR here, that looks fantastic! Thanks man. You have a name?
>Use the perfection that Purple is as a vile way to represent the impacts of sloth and lack of self-respect and discipline
Requesting a kog'maw
yo i fucked your mom while your dad watched and fingered his butthole
indeed it is
another vidya doodle
Your mom gave me a blowjob while your dad ate his own ass
Then after that, both of your parents creamed their pants when i showed them my sweet skating moves. Fucking GNARLY MAAANNNN
Requesting gay somnophilia shit
GOOD GOD IT RETURNS.
DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THEM SEAS! RUN!
>laughing at people eating ass
>not eating ass yourself
Do you realize how autistic you are? Take a step back, get out of your house for a week, reconsider your life and if the urge to fap to animals comes back to you after that, shoot yourself
[spies voice] I did all I could.
Wow wanna fuck
im not a slut tho
ur cute too!!
I've got a few minutes to kill, so what's up?
Damn, that's awesome man. Cheers for that, my aunt will love it.
Also did you try and sneak what looks to be a cigarette in? What's it got near it's mouth?
yo you got snake boobs?
yo sup nutbag
May take some simple requests in-lurking.
YOU DO NOT CALL ME THAT ONLY MY WI....err..... FIAN... well wait a.... ONLY LINDY CALLS ME THAT.
Coconut Head pls
I REQUEST YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN VOMIT.
TO HELL WITH YOUR SCIENCE.
..OH MY GOOD-
DAT PUSSAY BE STANKKKKKKKKKKKK
OH GOD, THIS...this image...will stain my mind forever, like when i accidently saw my dad's penis, shit was sick,
Thanks. That's his leg. That's because I don't know how 2 draw.
Kek to the power of infinity.
>Do you realize how autistic you are? Take a step back, get out of your house for a week, reconsider your life and if the urge to fap to animals comes back to you after that, shoot yourself
I'm working on a collab with a really good friend of mine. This shit ok? Not subject but sketch.
Oh god, it's like a fish market and a cheese shop had a baby covered in shit.
um. i'll touch your boobs lol?
Keep in mind that this is the woman who vomited blood at me when I first met her, got jealous and stonewalled me when I threw up bees on another woman, threatened to kill me when I claimed her, watched me get the absolute shit beaten out of me by just about damn near every drawfag on here just to keep her attent- You know what I really need to re-evalutate my life.....
>Yeah. He would. He's been through a lot of crap with Linds. I'd doubt a few pounds would turn him away.
Futurism is fucking cool
Fuck these are adorable
of course u can!! Im not a slut tho
Whoops, forgot the image.
Oh, that's pretty small. Fun, at least?
I.... I think I'm gonna dip out.... I gotta think over some things.......
>Oop... maybe I was wrong?
For pixelart it's perfect.
Rip in peace
what if only bad things happen in the future?
She's a cute character. Apologies in advance for my inability to get women down to a key. Seen you here today, whats your name?
Well it looks cool whatever happened to it. A scenery image of the great pyramids with your guy looking at it with a tear in his eye dramatically
hahaha i love you
but i'm off to test something
Testing if Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory goes well with Half life 2
aaa SI MIGNON! <3
what is everyone up to tonight?
Here take this shit.
Who the fuck are you callin yellowdork?
suddenly slow in thread, so i cause commotion by stealing this guy's glasses! >>556877396
Painto, show him who is boss!
Nice to meet you. Friends think alike >>556881301
>autism and sadness
That's normal here.
/r/ all drawfriends in glasses.
Doubt you're still here, but going down the list
Eyyy. Tohma. Looking good man.
Good mother of holy fucking jesus h christ. What is this shit?!
> pulling out the. WHAT EVER- the fuck you are. This has got to stop!
It's okay now, hugs ensue.
Oh that ass ...
Dig the glasses brah?
Oi 'ere we go
>look up filename
I'm a little lonely, but I'm goin to bed soon
awww sorry friend.
what time is it in your part of canada?
>Its just past 3am
yeah go to bed. i should too you're a nice guy
what about music?
B-But I'm not even Cuban!
Especially Music you dickbrain
You basically write the intro to a song and just play an entire song like that. ITS FUCKING ABYSMAL AND YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT HACK.
lol how do i draw that? make love to your character?
Implying i don't follow the verse/chorus/verse format. implying that isnt repeat parts for purpose
PS. my demo is only demo quality, don't expect it to sound like i just got out of a studio. i did it ALL in my room
Yes I am here gib bourd seed
I GOTTA GET OFF FOR NOW
(see below for details)
tommorow when i see you i will hahaha.
because my little brother finally kicks me off after i've been on for over 12 hours
so ill draw it now. but i'll post it tommorow
just fer you bb now excuse me while i go get baked as hell
hit me up on tumblr tho i miss you for reals
I think I did this wrong...
Its not the quality, you are just a shit writer
I have heard music that sounded like it was blasted through an old PVC pipe and it was 10x better than the autistic ass noises that come from the scrambled eggs you call brains
I absolutely don't know what or who you're talking about
shhhh, I'm going 007, I'll give you a feather or two if you dont blow my cover
And I will! Here have a Grackle.
Today was pretty funny for my first class of the 4th quarter.
>I was at the mall getting some grub before class
>black guy sees me eating and calls me a faggot because I was wearing eyeliner
>"I'm glad you know I'm a dude"
>calls me queer
>"are you planning to start a fight, or do you want a bite?"
>he flips the bird
>I got up an stomp my right boot, "What did you say you little bi-"
>for some reason he jogs away and headed to the restroom
I was just joking with him the whole time. I guess he doesn't know the internet tough guy mimi. Anyways I'm pretty jolly now. Cooked up some stir fried rice and listening to plucking guitar~~
I stole X-Ray's glasses
I leave for a few and return to find this.
I am trendy, yes?
This is some good shit.
This is a faggot who won't fight for the Socialist Cause. Even Che Guevara fought in Cuba, and he was an asthmatic Argentinian.
So the boat is landed. You have a couple days of supplies, and the base you are targeting will take you through miles of jungles and shit.
How do you fags look as you crawl out only to come under fire from government soldiers? Are you bleeding? Shit man, get some bandage on that.
Yeah man. Lookin great.
Yo. Nice glasses. Let's float.
Sure, what've you got?
I have an art blog on tumblr called artofmoo, just forewarning though I've been busy so it's been a lot of bullshit sketching and stuff until I can work on some more serious stuff.
hope you don't mind i did a kind of doodle of this
I'll see what I can conjure up!
Oops. Y-you okay?
you and me bed now i got money
herp derp derp
are you new
OBVIOUSLY I KNOW
she is so beautiful, thank you so very much draw friend
Anyways, I got some new ink and acrylic paint. I'm going to plan a painting of the Four Knights of Gywn, in the meantime I'll take simple request..
I have mornign class which blows, but I have all day after that~
not really, I was wondering if you wear still alive though, been working during break. I'm in college again so I should have some time to finish it up..
glad I can be of service for your fan, it is summer
no such thing as perfect, I'm afraid~
is it gay if I say no?
I've failed you
I dont need to validate myself with attention you egomaniac. Somebody did not love you enough as a child, this is a fucking fact.
Who was it in your life that ignored you completely until you did something stupid and then beat the utter shit out of you? This is the only way a brain damaged man child like you is created.
Either that or eventually shut you the fuck up, permanently. Im just so tired with the idea that you might be a real person.
Its nothing against you, its just that people who act like you should be given lots and lots of psychiatric drugs and put in a small white room with legos that are too big to swallow.
Mush here! I am bearing a box.
/r/ lurking drawfriends do something 'sexy' or empowering!
hazing is really stupid. i hate it. anyone who believe in it should be shot
I am a real person. and I am also better than you in every way, shape and form.
I am smarter than you, more creative than you, more talented, more spiritually inclined, more tougher physically and mentally, more courageous, more rebellious, more helpful, more caring, more advanced and more attractive than you are.
you mean think im an idiot. but I know I am the superior one, so your words dont even anger me. I just see you as a poor lost soul who cant fathom my words
Nah, it's a bit fiddly so I don't mind if you pass it up. I'm looking for a female version of Heihachi with her gi open, exposing some underboob. The hardest part would probably be keeping the wild hair. Or maybe the toned physique.
just popped 4 sleeping pills
let's see how long i can do this
hit me with requests
Ok i had to stop right there, judging by your picture you weigh 140 soaking wet. So i have 30 pounds on you and i am probably taller or as tall as you. I would knock your dick in the dirt without a second thought.
Dude, you are about as talented as a baked fucking potato
You know who thinks they're smart? Stupid people.
SOMEBODY STOP THE KEK TRAIN
Sure, if you count caring about yourself
Exactly how does someone measure creativity? Do you have a dildo with a "creativity meter" on it that you shove up your ass?
Hi Eva! How are you? :)
This guy joyfully riding on the back of a milotic through the waves.
>More spiritually inclined
Once again proving i am smarter than you
Ill give you that. You gotta either be completely fucking oblivious or have a huge set of nuts to walk around being as flamboyantly retarded as you are and expect not to get decapitated.
I give it 20 minutes.
just got out of the shower, my socks made my feet smell like laundry detergent, disgusting
Why you gotta hate me bro :I
so proud now my tohma is a real man
sorry it took so long
those pills hit me half way through and i feel all warm now
i'm good, just trying to sleep at a normal time tonight.
how are you doing, friend?
can i draw it flying instead?
oh god i hope so
i haven't had a good nights sleep in 2 weeks i think
how you doing, level?
Are you serious brah? You hide behind a literal safety wall and even other stronger drawfags until you get the chance to finally kill somebody weaker than you? MUSH EVEN?
Tohma i am disappoint
I want to see her butt squeezed~
>WE NEED NEW THREAD
>THIS IS ABOUT TO DIE!
and to newcomers: can find new draw thread most of the times using this link