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Just found these baby rats. 69 decides if I cut their little

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Just found these baby rats. 69 decides if I cut their little limbs off or raise them as my own.
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tie one of them too a bunch of balloons and let them go
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Raise them to be generals of your army
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>>556841962
Raise 'em.
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OFF WITH THEIR LIMBS
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>>556841962

raise them
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Raise as your own!!! Don't be a cunt OP fag....
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>>556841962
make a hot air balloon and send them off to meet Scorpoin King Joe
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>>556841962
raise them faggot
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Raise as your own
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fuck rats kill them all, you'll be doing the world a favor.
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>>556841962

>put rats in cup
>fap
>drown them in cum.

If your cum isn't voluminous enough, add piss.
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you know the rules. space program faggot
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Teach them everything you know op
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Cut the fuckers
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>>556842105
Do it faggot
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raise da cunts ye cheeki cunt
cheeki breeki iv damke
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SEND THEM TO SPACE
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Raise them to fight crime
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Fuck em up.
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>>556841962

Masturbate on them
Post pics
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>>556841962
soak in wd-40 or something flamable and burn them
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Raise them as if they came out of your own penis.
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>>556841962

I used to feed baby mice like this to my south american horned frog(rip frogger).

Kill em.
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>>556842418
seconded
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>>556842469

Slick
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>>556842469
WINRARRRRRR
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>>556841962
SEND ONE TO MARS
ONE TO THE SUN
ONE TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
and one up uranus
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>>556841962
Raise as own or stick in ass.
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Tie a couple of them to bottle rockets and post pictures of their little bodies after
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>>556842469
WINNRAR
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eat them
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>>556841962
Raise them as if they were the son you never had op.
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>>556842469
Winrar :( I wanted to see them die
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>>556841962
Don't cut anything you uncivilized savage. Just break their necks and throw to rubbish bag.
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>>556841962
STOMP THEM TO DEATH WITH HEAVY BOOOTS!!
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>>556842469
Winrar!
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>>556842469
Winnar
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Raise them until they're big enough to take a dick. Then fuck them. Post pics ftw
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>>556841962
Eat them.
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raise them, or let them free
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>>556842469
Well looks like i win
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>>556842469
WINRAR
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Space program
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>>556842469
Hahaha winrar
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insert them into your anus
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rolling to send it into space, using a primitive helium based device.
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Make them eat your cum
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>>556842469
there you go
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>>556842469

YES
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>>556842469
Excellent. This is what I like to see.
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>>556842270
You were oh so close
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Raise dem lil niggers
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>>556841962
rape them with our dick
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>>556842469
Fuck year.
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>>556842469
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DIN.RAR
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Raise them. And have check up theads on /b/; so we can monitor their progress
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>>556842469
Good choice bby :^]
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>>556841962
Raise them, train them, kill the ones who are less responsive to your commands, breed the ones who are more responsive.
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put them in neighbors mailbox.... pics
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>>556842469
Winrar!
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>>556842469
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>>556842469
WINRAR

be sure to give them a sick ass mentor like... some kinda kung fu turtle
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>>556842418

rollan
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>>556842692
Seriously, go back to reddit, you faggot.
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>>556842469
fuckin right
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do this.....
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dammit
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>>556842469
here faggot
now you have some teenage mutant ninja rats
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>>556842664
>FaGGOhd

wow your faggotry is so intense it's in high definition
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>>556842469
I hope OP is a wise old turtle that knows martial arts
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fuck that, do this instead
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>>556842891
no op don't be a faggot 69 has spoken
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Fucking pussys..
Chop em up OP
Lets see a baby rat smoothie
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>>556842890
This.
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>>556843025
I don't have balloons :(
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>>556842891
Here is what you should do, call a fucking exterminator or something, you have a pest problem retard.
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>>556842891
69 won you fucking faggot.
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>>556842418
Like this
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>>556841962
We just had 2 threads aiming at people who are abusive to animals (the turtle being ignited and the bb gun kitty)

>but these are rodents
I get that because the other two were cute there should be some rage, but what if someone found baby rats cute.
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>>556842105
this lol
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I will raise them as my own until I find balloons. I'll make a thread later on
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>>556843208
Then go out and fucking buy some then you faggot.

Baby rat space program is a go whether you like it or not.
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eat them
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>>556843010
>turtle
you retard
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>>556843208
Fuck, if only there was some kind of a building where you could acquire some.
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>>556843761
>not understanding joke
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Eat them
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>>556843553
You will do what i said. Their martial arts training begins tomorrow
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>>556841962
damn I´d love to have some baby rats to raise, I want a fucking rat.
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Raise them, do the right thing, OP.
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>>556842469
RATS have GREAT sniffers,, can detect and alerto>MONEY>DRUGS>EXPLOSIVES>FEMALES!
,"/b/uttMAn and Rattin"!
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eat them
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>>556844071
Then buy one you ugly nigger, they cost like 10 dollars.
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put them into a blender.
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someone skin or torture a cat plz
bonus if kitten
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>>556843553
OP you fucking faggot. 69 got kung fu rats, don't tell you me you're a pussy, bitch.
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>>556841962
Raise them and post pics when they grow up.
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>>556844385
Shut up faggot, the kerval rat space program is a go.
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>>556842105
never 4 get /b/ space toad
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Raise them as your own. No reason to be another Attention whore Sicko who tortures animals to get a rise out of 6 random internet faggots. Gl either way tho.
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>>556841962
You raise them as your own. You will not let any harm come to them in any way.
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>>556844071
they are perfect pets if you give them some of your time, had 6 already, make sure that you get at least 2 though.
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>>556841962
hat are you a serial killer? Fucking shit.
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put them into a blender. film it. post results
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>>556841962
Love and care for them
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>>556841962
slide them into your anal cavity one by one and show us and let us know what it feels like to have little pink jellybean rat babys inside your sphincter
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I have them. Name it first faggots.
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>>556842891
I suggest you don't.
Seems like you took this with a phone...
>Yes I am implying things to people who will bite
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>>556845010
Aw shit

Name one : moot
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>>556844361
Kill youself
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>>556842469
WINRAR, and a good WINRAR at that.
where's the LIKE button?
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don't hurt them
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>>556845010
>>556842469
stop being a faggot op
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send them to space
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>>556845010
You will not do this. They must be raised to fight crime 69 demands it
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>>556841962
raise them
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>>556845010
Space Jam
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>>556845010
Fuck you faggot. Reported for general faggotry.
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>>556845305
>>556845315
so you cum dumpsters don't want me to tie them to balloons and send them to paradise? I wasted almost two dollars on balloons. Fuck it crime fighters it is
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>>556845580
Top lel
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>>556842469
WINRAR
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>>556845213
no no I said kill or torture a cat, not me.
also bonus if kitten

thanks in advance
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>>556845010
Please OP I have never wanted anything more.
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>>556845656
Did they fill them with helium? If not, how did you expect them to fly anyway?

Okay. First step is you need to develop an action plan for their kung-fu training.
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>>556845656
You will document the progress of their training.
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>>556845970
I just started laughing thinking about this too lool.
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>>556845656
You realize they dont float up if you just blow them up right? You needed to buy them filled with helium before you brought them home.
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>>556845901
sorry anon, 69 got got and I now have to raise them as crime fighters
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>>556845656
tie yourself to the baloons and be off with you
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>>556845010
Alright, make sure to attach a go pro to it.
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>>556845869
ohey 69 get :D
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>>556845580
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>>556845213
This cat don't give a fuck.
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>>556845656
YOU TEACH THEM MUAY THAI RIGHT NOW
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>>556845656
be a good person and don't hurt them
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>>556846320
inb4 he raises irl Splinter.
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put them in an empty can, then pour boiling oil inside it
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>>556842469
YOU, LORD EDDARD WINRAR, OF HOUSE WINRAR, WARDEN OF THE WINRAR, AND LORD OF WINTERAR, ARE WINRAR. HOORAY WINRAR
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>>556846250
69 was got by me early in the thread
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>>556842469
like dangermouse
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>>556846826
yea I know.
and a good one
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>>556845010
You have helium? And name one my captcha : under nishget
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One day my successors will take on the crime of the world. Until then, training starts now.
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>>556847257
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>>556847257
Kek
So fucking cute.
MOAR
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>>556842469
winrar
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>>556847257
No tie them together then send them into space
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>>556847257
give them Rabies and Plague,, super Rattit powers.
,only bite EVIL!
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>>556847257
Op owns boxing gloves
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>>556847257
Post Bi Weekly threads on their progress!
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>>556842469
fuck yess, the best post it's the winner <3
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>>556847257
op you must teach him to block

no hero can fight crime without proper defense
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Cute motherfucker
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>>556842469
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>>556842891
hey faggot, you heard 69, now do as he commands.

those rats are the future of mankinf
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>>556842469
you are the best kind of person.
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>>556847257
They will need costumes and masked fighters names.
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>>556842891
wow
fucking op doesn't deliver again
faggot never fucking delivers no matter what
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>>556847810
roll for this

i rolled for the cat to be the villain for these crimefighters
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We are witnessing 4chan history.

I hope you all know that.

Everyone smile for the eventual reposts.
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Feed them to a reptile
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Raise them!
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>>556841962
I love this fucking thread man
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Cum on them
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>>556842105
rolling for this genius idea
>youtube that shit nigga
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>>556841962
Good thing your not a black teenage girl with a bb gun or they all would want to fucking hang you. But your safe their double standards still stand....
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>>556841962
in pooper && timestamp
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I am enjoying this thread
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>>556849708

wouldnt it be a quadruple standard because he is probably white and male?

plus a huge difference is that cat didnt have a chance, these mice did and fate decided that they are meant to fight crime
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>>556849673
i like this idea we need to be sure OP is raising them correctly. pic related its the people the rats will fight
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>>556848730

What the fuck there's no way that thing is alive? It's eye isn't even lidded and it's covered in dust like those stretchy hands.
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>>556849708
What a retard. You think we fucked over niggerbitch for killing a cat?
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>>556850229
newborns don't open their eyes for a while. They were moving around trust me.
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>>556842105
awesome
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>>556850229
Probably not, and smelling like a human the mom won't come back. Although, if they are moving around and such they might live. I took care of baby rabbits when I was little after my grandpa's neighbor accidentally hit their mother with a lawn mower. After they could eat real food and not just baby formula from an eye dropper I let them go.
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You need to make little costumes for them and have them fight dummies made of marshmallows
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>>556841962
once my father found some baby rats at our house, he chopped their heads off. haha
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>>556842105
All hail space toad!
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>>556841962
Heh heh heh throw 'em in a deep frier.
Heh heh heh heh
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>>556841962
cut their limbs off, AND raise them as your own. Warm dick mittens without the scratching whenever you get lonely.
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>>556850162
tru dat g
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>>556851225
I found a baby mouse and wanted to raise it but my mom euthanized it. Nevar forget
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>>556851659
did she really euthanize a fucking baby mouse or did she kill it?
If she euthanized it she's a fucking retard
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>>556851416
uhhh...huhuhuh yeah. that would be cool.
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>>556842469
They absolutely must be named;
Raphael
Michelangelo
Donatello
Leonardo
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>>556851659
my sides
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>>556850162
i was reading this just a moment ago
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EJECTO SEAT CUZ


TO THE MOOOOOON
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>>556852065
the nigger stopped me from wanking. his face just put me off
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>>556841962
both
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>>556852065
link?
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>>556851841
What are implying? You do know that euthanasia is "the practice of intentionally ending a life in order to relieve pain and suffering", and the mouse had clearly been abandoned by its mother, right?
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place in anus
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>>556842105
Don't care if get, do this shit anyway
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>>556841962
Don't kill!!
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Tie them to a balloon and let them go
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>>556842396
nice number
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Raise Them
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>>556852065
Fuck what's this comic called
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>>556843553
do the winrar u piece of shit
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>>556841962
Rats are awesome and highly trainable. Keep 'em, raise 'em.
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Thread has been archived for further referencing. OP must continue updates until training is complete!
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you guys realize these rats can't live without their mother?
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>>556852450
i know that feel
>>556852597
>>556852986
bangin buddies
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>>556853253
Who cares.
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>>556853253
probably they'll die.
but if he take good care of them, gives them milk. they could grow up.

then he will need some mutagen and make the superats
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>>556853253
eat shit faggot they can still fight crime
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>>556853253
OP is their mother
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>>556853732
just throw them at criminal types
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>>556842105
roll for this
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RATS TO THE SPACE NAO OP
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space program or riot
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>>556853923
Master*
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rolling for space, even the captcha knows whats going on in this thread!
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rolling for edge of space
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be nice to them
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>>556841962
are you still there op? ust fry those disgusting things
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Raise them as your own. Feed them. Train them.
Get more rats. Breed the strongest, the fastest, the smartest. Create a new breed of super rat. Release super rats upon populace.
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>>556855791
do dis op.
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>>556855791
They are not disgusting! These are my children!
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FUCKING /B/ SPACE PROGRAM YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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>>556857439
you need to breast feed them back to health
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>>556842469
will op deliver? this is perfect
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>>556857439
They'll stop being disgusting once they're fried to a golden crispiness
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>>556857439
r u gonna raise them to fight crime?
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>>556845010
What's the fucking point to ask for 69 what to do, and just being a motherfucking faggot?
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>>556858832
228 replies. seriously being this much of a faggot should be a bannable offence
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>>556842516

wd40 isn't flamable dipshit.
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>>556859097
>>556858832
What do you faggots expect, baby rats becoming hardened nigger catchers in 30 minutes? This shit takes time.
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>>556861281
OP needs to just coat them in batter and deep fry them. They'll be nigger catchers in 20 minutes
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