Just found these baby rats. 69 decides if I cut their little limbs off or raise them as my own.
Excellent. This is what I like to see.
fuck that, do this instead
We just had 2 threads aiming at people who are abusive to animals (the turtle being ignited and the bb gun kitty)
>but these are rodents
I get that because the other two were cute there should be some rage, but what if someone found baby rats cute.
RATS have GREAT sniffers,, can detect and alerto>MONEY>DRUGS>EXPLOSIVES>FEMALES!
,"/b/uttMAn and Rattin"!
Raise them as your own. No reason to be another Attention whore Sicko who tortures animals to get a rise out of 6 random internet faggots. Gl either way tho.
slide them into your anal cavity one by one and show us and let us know what it feels like to have little pink jellybean rat babys inside your sphincter
I have them. Name it first faggots.
so you cum dumpsters don't want me to tie them to balloons and send them to paradise? I wasted almost two dollars on balloons. Fuck it crime fighters it is
Please OP I have never wanted anything more.
Did they fill them with helium? If not, how did you expect them to fly anyway?
Okay. First step is you need to develop an action plan for their kung-fu training.
tie yourself to the baloons and be off with you
YOU TEACH THEM MUAY THAI RIGHT NOW
put them in an empty can, then pour boiling oil inside it
One day my successors will take on the crime of the world. Until then, training starts now.
give them Rabies and Plague,, super Rattit powers.
,only bite EVIL!
you are the best kind of person.
fucking op doesn't deliver again
faggot never fucking delivers no matter what
We are witnessing 4chan history.
I hope you all know that.
Everyone smile for the eventual reposts.
Good thing your not a black teenage girl with a bb gun or they all would want to fucking hang you. But your safe their double standards still stand....
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wouldnt it be a quadruple standard because he is probably white and male?
plus a huge difference is that cat didnt have a chance, these mice did and fate decided that they are meant to fight crime
i like this idea we need to be sure OP is raising them correctly. pic related its the people the rats will fight
Probably not, and smelling like a human the mom won't come back. Although, if they are moving around and such they might live. I took care of baby rabbits when I was little after my grandpa's neighbor accidentally hit their mother with a lawn mower. After they could eat real food and not just baby formula from an eye dropper I let them go.
Heh heh heh throw 'em in a deep frier.
Heh heh heh heh
cut their limbs off, AND raise them as your own. Warm dick mittens without the scratching whenever you get lonely.
uhhh...huhuhuh yeah. that would be cool.
What are implying? You do know that euthanasia is "the practice of intentionally ending a life in order to relieve pain and suffering", and the mouse had clearly been abandoned by its mother, right?
rolling for space, even the captcha knows whats going on in this thread!
rolling for edge of space
Raise them as your own. Feed them. Train them.
Get more rats. Breed the strongest, the fastest, the smartest. Create a new breed of super rat. Release super rats upon populace.
OP needs to just coat them in batter and deep fry them. They'll be nigger catchers in 20 minutes