Dashcon thread? Dashcon thread.
*** DASHCON 2014 ***
>AKA biggest tumblr failure so far
INCOMING CRINGE, PREPARE YOUR FUCKING SIDES
*** SUMMARY ***
>tumblr tried to make a con
>failed fucking miserably
>only had a ball pit and jumping castle as entertainment
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
>speakers were late and didn't come
>people were probably scammed out of $17,000
>a shitload of other non-professional things
*** TOP KEK LINKS ***
>/b/tard prank calls hotel after con
>guy from /pol/ goes around con for free making videos of the miserable shit
*** 4chan's INVOLVEMENT ***
>none known other than /pol/ going around and pissing in the ballpit
>rumors going around that 4chan /b/ did it
*** MORE COVERAGE ***
>good daily dot news story, sums up the whole fucking thing, pretty expansive
>hambeast jew feminists trying to excuse the $17,000 dollars
>tfw it's been about 15 hours and nobody remembers dashcon
Doing my best
>tfw funny shit
>tfw nobody remembers
Yeah, hebe goldstein had a video of it, got removed after a few hours, was funny as fuck
That's awful, thats not even funny awful. Even furfags know how to make a successful convention.
Shit's fucking gold man.
He said it would be reuploaded last night or today.
>mfw ballpit is becoming a tumblr trigger
IF YOU ARE SCROLLING THE FIRST PAGE AND SEE THIS
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY PISS MASTER HEBE GOLDSTEIN
GOOD LUCK AND PROSPERITY WILL COME TO YOU
ONLY IF YOU POST "THANK YOU BASED HEBE"
People that reserved some expensive ass seats to see guests got an extra hour in the ballpit instead of getting to see the guests since they all jumped out
Thank you based hebe
wait wait wait. this actually happened? Did someone from /pol/ really pee in the ballpits or are did a fucking autist pee in it and tumblr people blamed 4chan. So the whole con was just a bouncy castle, a ball pit, and a room with tv? Anyone know how much this shit would actually cost (including hotel rent out)?
People who purchased VIP seating (I think something like that) to the panel that never happened were compensated with an extra hour in the ballpit
This really happened, some /pol/ock pissed in the ballpit.
It was 1 tv, 1 game system, a bouncy castle, and a ballpit full of piss.
>More than $500
>pic related: supposedly the $17,000 dollars they collected
>reverse image search nothing, probably legit
>tfw someone posted my pic
>17,000 hours in mspaint
keep the good work up anon, this is comedy gold
That would be retarded.
But it could be a really cool way for m00t to actually pay for the site, by making a profit on it.
Dashcon 2015 FUCKING CONFIRMED :D
not my oc
Just watch this guys vids, it'll sum Dashcon up pretty well.
This is the guy suspected of pissing in the ball pit too.
we are assuming it was 4chan
Hopefully fucking never
Dashcon? More like cash gone, amirite?
Also isn't that the golden ballpit, heard everything inside besides the balls and the people is pure gold.
This fucking guy.. He's like the physical manifestation of all that 4chan believes.
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All of /b/ and /pol/ should go to the 2015 one.
Now, assuming they actually have security and the only way you could get in is via pay, we should all just stand outside.
(if we were to do this we should bring some ball pits)
Pretty much. Slidely less wincest and daiper fetish but same about of neckbeardery
Holy shit guys, they're planning another one
>Our second event will focus on expanding on the values we brought to our first event, and we hope to even further bring the people of tumblr together. We're bringing back popular 2014 programming and are going to provide yet another great panel of guests!
>great panel of guests
yorofag reporing in. This has potential.
with pee in it.
So I heard there was an Orgy in DashCon, anybody knows anything about it?
holy shit dashcon2015 is in indianapolis. I'm a 25 year old NEET in indy with nothing better to do than to sabotage the SHIT out of this. I could clean up good and personally ruin the next one.
GIVE ME IDEAS.
lemme get this straight, 14+ teens decide to make a convention and their entertainment is a jumping castle and a fucking ballpit?
they deserve to be branded losers
Watching this in awe and keks
I think the travesty in all this is that Welcome To Nightvale, one of the best weird scifi programs to come out since The Twilight Zone and Twin Peaks, was fucked over by these tumblrfags. It's truly a shame. They should've known better, obviously, but still.
Someone supposedly made a simulator for this con in Doom, but I haven't been able to track down the wad.
Damn, I didn't know there'd be so much snatch available.
sugest some filthy celebrity.. like blood on the dance floor or Shane Sparks that also diddled some kids.. keep it formal it would be cool if they actually could book some convicted child molester as one of the acts ..
Here is what I put.
2 Ballpits (wasn't enough room in just the one), also some panels.
Brent Spiner, Christopher Poole, Crispin Glover, Gary Busey all come to mind.
Fewer trench coats in the summer, and rainbow suspenders.
christopher poole would be the first person to piss in the ballpit then spend an hour describing in detail why he's the smartest person in existence
either or man.
Finally finished this OC, enjoy mah anons
can you imagine the tabloid headlines if these guys actually would get a child molester as showact on a con full of some teenys and kids.. fuck would be hillarious
Lotta rumors about it happening from the BDSM panel, that no one checked ages for. Biggest support for it having happened is a few scattered complains of people catching crabs. and only crabs, not an ambiguous std, but every std complaint is crabs.
This bitch on the dashcon web site says she is staff. She posted stating she was only an atendee.
just saying the dudes got a bit of a fat head lately
Being only a part time b/tard due to having a job plus other interests that dont involve wasting my life in front of the internet, I had no idea about this dashcon thing.
I have since perused the various links and have come to this conclusion.
>most of the time
From the #Dashcon 2014 tag on tumblr:
"DASHCON 2K15 PLANS LEAKED:
DOUBLE the ball pits with one designated for piss
5 WHOLE cardboard cutouts of famous actors, including british_guy_with_cheekbones.jpg, some extra from an episode of supernatural, and shreg the troll (low budget version of shrek)
panel discussing the correct pronunciation of gif
BDSM 102 (minors allowed apparently)
real-time 4chan raid
vaporwave version of the doctor who theme playing on repeat the entire con
picture of whoever in yahoo decided to buy tumblr looking disappointed in himself
and more scams YET TO BE ANNOUNCED"
FARK! The ones who gotta good sense of humour have got a GOOD sense of humour. MY SIDES HERE.
so i've been doing some research not sure if you guys are aware but i saw some posts from people that attended apparently after the dashcon people collected the money
they all sang we are the champions in unison
does anyone have names of tumblr-famous feminist activites//SJWs? Giving them their own panels would probably prove to be lulz worthy.
Also, I've asked for there to be some vendors put in place specifically to raise awareness about "feminist issues". We should really push this and see if we can get the organizers to rope them into it so /b/tards can go and mingle/troll them irl.
For bonus points, request this and ask for Moot to be on one of the SJW panels.
I'm gonna make a chan-con.
The entry will be $500, you will get extra features like a hot cocoa and a slice of cake.
We will meet and play put the tail on the donkey ($100).
I tell you h'what
pleeeeeaaase do this, maul is throwing balls from his hand (or out of the ballpits on the others and they deflect them with their laserswords
>MFW everyone at dashcon caught STD's from the ballpit of autism.
Dont forget to wear your dashcosplay!
And what are you? Edgy 14?
No honestly, I don't see why everyone is bitching about the bouncy castle and the ball pit. If you are drunk and with friends shit like that is plain fun, you don't have to be dead serious all the time to be an adult.
There is more than enough stuff to make fun of on such a tumlr fag ride but that?
/b/ros, the ballpit... We just created a brand new meme, and not a shitty one.
Next year will be even better.
Sorry but it's so beautiful.
Ok which one of you faggots did this?
Can we not set up a new tumblr event in Detroit for real? Just send them all to a hall in one of the shittier parts. The thought of all those autists with their pony hats and stupid turquoise hair being hassled by niggers makes me feel giddy and rock hard.
>Small horse = pony
>Bronies fuck ponys
Tumblrfags = bronies.
Love how she claims to be "an attendee" and then says things like "Our management also made it clear we should NOT get angry at hotel staff for what happened, since this was indeed in no way their fault. We listened." "Our management team" doesnt really sound like you were just an attendee
needed the bouncy house
I love this guys cringe videos he cracks me up. If he goes to dashcon 2015 to make fun of it I want to be there.
there goes my sides.