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Dashcon thread? Dashcon thread. *** DASHCON 2014 *** >AK

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Dashcon thread? Dashcon thread.

*** DASHCON 2014 ***
>AKA biggest tumblr failure so far
INCOMING CRINGE, PREPARE YOUR FUCKING SIDES

*** SUMMARY ***
>tumblr tried to make a con
>failed fucking miserably
>only had a ball pit and jumping castle as entertainment
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
>speakers were late and didn't come
>people were probably scammed out of $17,000
>a shitload of other non-professional things

*** TOP KEK LINKS ***
>short summary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nff7Ljee9ZA
>/b/tard prank calls hotel after con
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHDNL4NxlS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rhEKFLNzZt
>guy from /pol/ goes around con for free making videos of the miserable shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_edLlqeAA1g ...

*** 4chan's INVOLVEMENT ***
>none known other than /pol/ going around and pissing in the ballpit
>rumors going around that 4chan /b/ did it

*** MORE COVERAGE ***
>good daily dot news story, sums up the whole fucking thing, pretty expansive
http://www.dailydot.com/geek/dash-con-controversy-tumblr/
>other coverage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_6v4J6AIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCSgrHogq6I
>hambeast jew feminists trying to excuse the $17,000 dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VaBhpkAWTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56TS7Oa4XsQ
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>>556581135
>Comedy gold
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>>556581260
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Bumping for OP because your thread is pathetic.
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>>556581395
>tfw it's been about 15 hours and nobody remembers dashcon
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Archives here
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/556391841
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/556416112
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/556433351
>http://4archive.org/b/res/556448368
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>>556581456
This is my last bump for you OP, don't screw up.
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>>556581771
Doing my best
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>>556582015
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>>556582096
>tfw funny shit
>tfw nobody remembers
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>>556582159
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>>556581319
so its true?? some one really pee in the ball pit???
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>>556582324
Yeah, hebe goldstein had a video of it, got removed after a few hours, was funny as fuck
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That's awful, thats not even funny awful. Even furfags know how to make a successful convention.
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>>556582420

i relly need to see that video plz !!!!!were i can find it?
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>>556582473
Shit's fucking gold man.
>>556582568
He said it would be reuploaded last night or today.
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>>556582126
>>556582126
>>556582126
>>556582126
>>556582126
>>556582126
>mfw ballpit is becoming a tumblr trigger
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>>556581946
keked loudly, thanks
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>>556580397
Is there any footage of the guy who peed in the ball pit?
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IF YOU ARE SCROLLING THE FIRST PAGE AND SEE THIS

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY PISS MASTER HEBE GOLDSTEIN

GOOD LUCK AND PROSPERITY WILL COME TO YOU

ONLY IF YOU POST "THANK YOU BASED HEBE"
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i dont understand, where did the extra hour in the ball pit part come from?
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>>556583187
People that reserved some expensive ass seats to see guests got an extra hour in the ballpit instead of getting to see the guests since they all jumped out
See
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxAeAo7duYc
>>556583186
Thank you based hebe
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wait wait wait. this actually happened? Did someone from /pol/ really pee in the ballpits or are did a fucking autist pee in it and tumblr people blamed 4chan. So the whole con was just a bouncy castle, a ball pit, and a room with tv? Anyone know how much this shit would actually cost (including hotel rent out)?
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>>556583187
People who purchased VIP seating (I think something like that) to the panel that never happened were compensated with an extra hour in the ballpit
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>>556583449
This really happened, some /pol/ock pissed in the ballpit.
It was 1 tv, 1 game system, a bouncy castle, and a ballpit full of piss.
>More than $500
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>>556583457
The thing was that it was free to use the ball pit with no restrictions, then suddenly they were given an extra hour in this free ball pit.
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>>556583612
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>>556581196
It's always 4chan's fault
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>>556583596
oh god muh sides. did 4cdhan so anything else? bomb threat? or something
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>>556583186
thank you based hebe
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>>556583752
Some guy supposedly swatted the hotel, but it turned out to be bullshit.
Other than that, only involvement was hebe pissing in the pitt
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>>556581196
top kek
>pic related: supposedly the $17,000 dollars they collected
>reverse image search nothing, probably legit
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>>556583954
Nice, did you get your share of the btc?
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I bet the patriarchy did this!
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>>556581946
Loved it
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>>556583612
>tfw someone posted my pic
>17,000 hours in mspaint
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Why is DASHCON so retarded and autistic ?
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>>556584235
keep the good work up anon, this is comedy gold
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>>556584235
my own OC
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>>556584341
>Because tumblr
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>>556584835
kek'd so fucking hard
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>>556584454

Why did they even do it ?

I see no points...
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>>556584086
Yeah my own 0.25 of a bitcoin. Neat
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>>556585020
For the hell of it I guess, in the last few threads, people were joking about making a 4chan convention called fagcon
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I need to see the video where someone pisses into the ball pit
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What a fucking travesty. Dashcon is the perfect representation of how tumblr-fags would fare in the "real world"
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>>556583954
they said a lot of it was paypal and shit doe, like those faggots had 17k cash between them rofl
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>>556580397
>who or what is /pol/
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>>556584835
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>>556585797
>newfag as fuck
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>>556585289

That would be retarded.

But it could be a really cool way for m00t to actually pay for the site, by making a profit on it.
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>>556584349
>>556584431
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>>556585289

Something tells me that would go down just swell.
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Dashcon 2015 FUCKING CONFIRMED :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt4iDrCLZZc
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>>556585797
it's a reskin of /b/
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Top keks
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>>556581196
not my oc
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>>556586142
>>556586075
>Aside from the rapes and murders
It'd probably be similar to the animoo convention moot showed up to in 2006
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdrjYy8_kB8a-cqcn7EYVzQ/playlists

Just watch this guys vids, it'll sum Dashcon up pretty well.

This is the guy suspected of pissing in the ball pit too.
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>>556580397
we are assuming it was 4chan
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>>556586304

I guess. wouldn't come.

And there would be no girls
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>>556586550
It's not a bouncy house though, it's a bounce castle.
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So when is the 4Con coming?

>Detroid
>Year 2015
>July 26-28
>Ballpit
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>>556586550
Kekking so goddamn hard it hurts to breathe
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>>556583449
<someone from /pol/
<a fucking autist

pick both
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>>556583186
THANK YOU BASED HEBE OY VEY
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>>556586763
No, we already figured this shit out
2 ballpits, 1 full of piss, and 1 of semen.
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>>556586763
why not july 36th?
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>>556586915
What if you want both?
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>>556587017
Because the Ballpit won't be available then.
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>>556583186
thank you based Hebe
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>>556587059
Then take a dip in the piss, then take a jump in the semen, is it so hard?
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>>556586217

Needs more ballpit
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>>556583186
>THANK YOU BASED HEBE
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>>556583954
Nah, not the missing 17k. They asked for paypal donation and those take some time
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>>556586763
Hopefully fucking never
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>>556585826
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxAeAo7duYc
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>>556586763
Also forgot to mention, the gameroom will have 5 tvs & no PS3, because it has no games
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>>556587345
17000 hours in mspaint
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>>556586167

You can almost see this guy's sides leave this dimension just out of frame
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Spot the Klansman
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>>556586550
IS THAT A SPRINGY FORT?!
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>>556587624
shit I have been found out
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Dashcon? More like cash gone, amirite?
Also isn't that the golden ballpit, heard everything inside besides the balls and the people is pure gold.
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>IKEA
>Local Attractions
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>>556587130
But he'll get piss on my semen
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>>556586915
>2 ballpits

Sounds expensive, we'll need $15000 by tomorrow :^)
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>>556588025
>FOAM ADVENTURE
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>>556581196
I wish we were that organised.
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>>556586706

Nope, it's a bounce house.

Source: http://dashcon2014b.sched.org/event/355e568a7ff77d076c37a33b73787f94#.U8QujfmSx8E
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>>556588025
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>>556588162
I think you mean
>$34,000
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>>556588223
Look at this faggot, taking everything Tubblr says seriously. It's a fucking Bouncy Castle.
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This fucking guy.. He's like the physical manifestation of all that 4chan believes.
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>>556588280

http://www.dashcon.org/dashcon-2014-dvd/

DashCon will be filming during the convention, and we would love to share what we capture with you! We'll be filming three different panels, and including the highlights, as well as providing exclusive content like guest interviews, attendee stories, and behind the scenes diaries! You'll be able to vote on two of the panels filmed for the DVD, making this DVD exactly what you want it to be!

These DVDs will be available for pre order only and will ship mid to late August! The pre order cut off date is July 31st! You will receive an email when your items have shipped, please allow two to three weeks for shipping.

What you need to know:

Ordering Price-- $20
2 hours of content
Highlights of a select 3 panels-- 1 hour – The Night Vale Q and A, and two fan selected panels
Extras-- 1 hour – interviews, behind the scenes, attendee stories, etc.
This DVD is the perfect way to remember DashCon by, and it's a great way for those who can't make it to be part of the action!
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>>556583186
THANK YOU BASED HEBE
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>>556588280
It's so weird that I live right there and know all those places, I'll definitely be heading to Dashcon 2015
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British Men...With Cheekbones
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>>556588606
>Names of Panels You'd Like Filmed *
Ball pit.
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>>556580397
sounds exactly like thumblr feminists... fuckin each other up the ass
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>>556586167
All of /b/ and /pol/ should go to the 2015 one.
Now, assuming they actually have security and the only way you could get in is via pay, we should all just stand outside.
(if we were to do this we should bring some ball pits)
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>>556586550
>existential dread
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>>556580397
>dashcon
>they conned them, then made a dash
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>>556586175
Pretty much. Slidely less wincest and daiper fetish but same about of neckbeardery
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Holy shit guys, they're planning another one

>Our second event will focus on expanding on the values we brought to our first event, and we hope to even further bring the people of tumblr together. We're bringing back popular 2014 programming and are going to provide yet another great panel of guests!
>great panel of guests
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>>556588974
kek
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OC
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>>556588834
yorofag reporing in. This has potential.
pic animooted
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>>556589106
>bring back popular 2014 programming
Ballpit comeback confirmed.
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>>556586763
Never. Now quit asking you autistic faggots.
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>>556589106
>popular 2014 programming
More cheekbones?
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>>556589191
Five star post
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>>556588834
So with /pol/ going, it's going to be half 15 year old Harry Potter fans and half 25 year old ugly rednecks?
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>>556589231
with pee in it.
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>>556589231
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>>556589106
>popular 2014 programming
Bouncy castle?
Ballpit? Or just the piss from /pol/?
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>>556588834
>implying there is such a thing as bad publicity
they'll probably like it
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Am I the only one who saved this?
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>>556588567
Hebe Goldstein 2016
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>>556589106
i can already see the panel that show's tumblr-users how to grow crystals
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>>556589106
>values
It's practically a CIRCUS of values!
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>>556582998
10/10
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>>556589548
Not anymore
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>>556583186
Thank you based Hebe.
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Let's make a con called "UpVoCon", a Reddit-based convention in Alabama or detroid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ&google_comment_id=z13cudoi0ribd1ch104cd5yp1s2mgfma2ko0k

lel
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>>556585797
It's actually where all the oldfags went after /b/ was flooded with cancerous newfags like yourself
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>>556589548
What's his face supposed to be?
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>>556583186
That is a pedophile's mustache if there ever was one.

Thank you, based Hebe.
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>>556590121
>not knowing duane
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boop
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Dashcon
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So I heard there was an Orgy in DashCon, anybody knows anything about it?
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>>556580397
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>>556583186
Thank you based Hebe
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holy shit dashcon2015 is in indianapolis. I'm a 25 year old NEET in indy with nothing better to do than to sabotage the SHIT out of this. I could clean up good and personally ruin the next one.

GIVE ME IDEAS.
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http://www.dashcon.org/dashcon-2015-ideas-survey/

Think it's time to start giving these tumblrfags some good ideas for the next DashCon
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>>556589803
The type of circus I'd like to INCINERATE!
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>>556581196
If we stole the money, where's my fucking cut?

I need a new phone.
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>>556580397
4chan had nothing to do with that, they fail miserably on their own
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>>556590506
Pee in the ball pit. Twice.
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>>556590318
I know it's DUANE, retard. What's over top of his face??
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>>556590506
Eat loadsa beans and fart on everything
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>>556588834
We'll definitely outdo Dashcon.

We'll surprise them with TWO ball pits.
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>>556590506
Film the orgy, ayy lmao
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>>556586915
remove the ball from the ballpits and I'll be there
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>>556590506
Shit in the pit
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>>556586706
>>556588223
I thought they were called Bounce Walks?
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>>556580397
It's all fun and games until somebody pees in the ball pit.
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>>556590712
tumblr icons i think
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>>556585797
/b/ containment board
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>>556580397
lemme get this straight, 14+ teens decide to make a convention and their entertainment is a jumping castle and a fucking ballpit?
they deserve to be branded losers
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>>556580397

Watching this in awe and keks
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>>556586763
We can raise 34K, then blame it on Tumblr when some anons steal it.

>t-they turned it into Buttcoins!
>i-it's Tumblr's fault!
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>>556580397
Tumblr create a con...? Fucking why...?
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>>556590374
They say that about every con, it didn't happen
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Am I the only one who's delighted that we're being blamed for how terrible the con was?

I don't know or care whether it's true.
>>
I think the travesty in all this is that Welcome To Nightvale, one of the best weird scifi programs to come out since The Twilight Zone and Twin Peaks, was fucked over by these tumblrfags. It's truly a shame. They should've known better, obviously, but still.
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>>556583186
THANK YOU BASED HEBE
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>>556591006
Nobody ever mentioned an Orgy at Pax Prime though
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>>556581946
Kek
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>>556591117
tumblrfag detected.
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>>556580397
Oh god... part 2 of the plot summary link. They're already planning a bigger venue for dashcon 2015.
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>>556583186
THANK YOU BASED HEBE
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>>556583752


They managed to hopelessly fuck this up unaided.
>>
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>>556591394
Fuck tumblr and fuck you.
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>>556591262
Usually the more cringey ones and failures
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>>556591532
aww did baby get triggered :(
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>>556581196

Hahahhaha blames failcon/circlejerk at 4chan
oh god my sides
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>>556590369
>2014
>encyclopedia dramatica
>not using know your meme
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>>556587739


Not a looker in the bunch
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>>556582998
9/10
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>>556580397
"Death to Israel" video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJs-mbwuFVU
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>>556591645
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>>556581319

Ballpit closed due to pee and AIDS
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>>556582998
Five fucking stars
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Someone supposedly made a simulator for this con in Doom, but I haven't been able to track down the wad.
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Damn, I didn't know there'd be so much snatch available.
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Who has the orgy vid?
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>>556582473

even ponyfags know how to make a successful convention, tumblrfags confirmed worst than ponyfags
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>>556589404
Ok.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMNVsi5D0U8
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>>556590530
sugest some filthy celebrity.. like blood on the dance floor or Shane Sparks that also diddled some kids.. keep it formal it would be cool if they actually could book some convicted child molester as one of the acts ..
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>>556583186

Thank you based hebe
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>>556583186
Thank you based Hebe
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>>556583186
Thank you hesed babe
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>>556582324
From what I understand it was a /b/ro
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>>556592285
Ghost from True Capitalist Radio.
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>>556591947
mofo got triggered niggered
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>>556590530
Here is what I put.

2 Ballpits (wasn't enough room in just the one), also some panels.

Guests
Brent Spiner, Christopher Poole, Crispin Glover, Gary Busey all come to mind.

Other Suggestions
Fewer trench coats in the summer, and rainbow suspenders.
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>>556592212
i know some ponyfags that rentet a shooting range and got som full auto sigs for funn so yea
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>>556583186
thanks based hebegebe
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>>556591912
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>>556592167
With or without the crabs?
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>>556592446
christopher poole would be the first person to piss in the ballpit then spend an hour describing in detail why he's the smartest person in existence
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>>556592623
either or man.
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>>556583186
thank you based hebe
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Finally finished this OC, enjoy mah anons
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>>556592647
CP is more based than that.
moot'd rather just jizz in the fucking pit and blame it on another girl.
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>>556592420
can you imagine the tabloid headlines if these guys actually would get a child molester as showact on a con full of some teenys and kids.. fuck would be hillarious
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>>556583186
Thank you based hebe
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>>556592446
What no Will Wheaton?
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>>556590374
Lotta rumors about it happening from the BDSM panel, that no one checked ages for. Biggest support for it having happened is a few scattered complains of people catching crabs. and only crabs, not an ambiguous std, but every std complaint is crabs.
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>>556592101
Sides. Orbit.
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>>556592860
10/10
Darth-maul Dual-Ball Pits. Two times the balls, Two times the piss
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>>556580397

This bitch on the dashcon web site says she is staff. She posted stating she was only an atendee.

kearabaggins.tumblr
com/post/91714526882/as-an-attendee-of-dashcon-id-like-to-clear-up-some
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>>556592860
thats why i love this place so much
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>>556592882
just saying the dudes got a bit of a fat head lately
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>>556590121
dashcon logo
>>
- surveymonkey - com/ s / XNLFWFK

answer their survey /b/
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>>556580397
the /pol/ guy... jezz fucking christ. He is even more miserable than the people there.
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>>556593037
We all know he'd show up without an invitation.
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>>556590738
FUCK THAT. we need THREE ball pits. this is /b/ you need to think /b/igger!
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>>556593309
somehow he has to blend in
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>>556590506
Go outside
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>>556593148
Really? I thought eh's a pretty cool goy. I mean, given the shithole he's made, there's literally fuck all to be proud of.
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>>556592860
thank you based anon, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand saved
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>>556583186
THANK YOU BASED HEBE
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Wait so whats with the 17K how could a holtel charge that much to use a toilet?
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>>556583186
THANK YOU BASED HEBE
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>>556592860
I already told you this, but five fucking star post
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>>556592101
Here's a Google doc for Dash-Con Simulator. All I've got.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mNLx94-ERXQl52YtkilS3VnYG-NLu8kh-dzs51bXAAQ/edit
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>>556580397
Being only a part time b/tard due to having a job plus other interests that dont involve wasting my life in front of the internet, I had no idea about this dashcon thing.
I have since perused the various links and have come to this conclusion.


LOST.
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>>556589043
>most of the time
HA!
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>>556593307
>can't rate more than one thing as hated or meh
What the fuck kinda survey is this?
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>>556583186
thanks based hebe
>>
From the #Dashcon 2014 tag on tumblr:

"DASHCON 2K15 PLANS LEAKED:

DOUBLE the ball pits with one designated for piss
5 WHOLE cardboard cutouts of famous actors, including british_guy_with_cheekbones.jpg, some extra from an episode of supernatural, and shreg the troll (low budget version of shrek)
panel discussing the correct pronunciation of gif
BDSM 102 (minors allowed apparently)
real-time 4chan raid
vaporwave version of the doctor who theme playing on repeat the entire con
picture of whoever in yahoo decided to buy tumblr looking disappointed in himself
and more scams YET TO BE ANNOUNCED"

FARK! The ones who gotta good sense of humour have got a GOOD sense of humour. MY SIDES HERE.
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>>556593131
that was painful to read you could tell she was lying every inch of her fat ass off
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>>556592860
>>556592860
>>556592860
OH FUCK MY SIDES TURNED INTO TINY ATOMS; HOLY SHIT 11/10
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>>556593612
Best game I have ever played
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>>556592101
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>>556588179
OH GOD NO.
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>>556594204
Yeah, on mobile atm. Gonna check it out when I get home.
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>>556580397
so i've been doing some research not sure if you guys are aware but i saw some posts from people that attended apparently after the dashcon people collected the money

they all sang we are the champions in unison
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>>556586075
>want to save
>probably underage
>going into military soon
>don't want to be suspected as pedo
GODDAMMIT
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>>556592446
does anyone have names of tumblr-famous feminist activites//SJWs? Giving them their own panels would probably prove to be lulz worthy.

Also, I've asked for there to be some vendors put in place specifically to raise awareness about "feminist issues". We should really push this and see if we can get the organizers to rope them into it so /b/tards can go and mingle/troll them irl.

For bonus points, request this and ask for Moot to be on one of the SJW panels.
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>>556591829
I really hope your kidding
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>>556580397
A fucking ball pit? Bouncy castle? what are they 5?
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>>556592860
thank you so much for this.

Maybe when he uses force push he could shoot out some ball-pit balls from his hand?

10/10
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>>556583186
thank mr skeltal
>>
>TL;DR : They royally fucked shit up.
Top fucking kek
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>>556590506
>streak
>bring in some of those beta mens rights faggots, piss off the feminists
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>>556582998
11/of possibly 5
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I'm gonna make a chan-con.
The entry will be $500, you will get extra features like a hot cocoa and a slice of cake.
We will meet and play put the tail on the donkey ($100).

Be there!
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>>556580397

If we only know how easy to CON tumblrfags, god 4chan why didn't we think of this sooner? we're be bathing in shekels right now
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>>556583186
Thank you based hebe
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>>556593918
Top kek
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toplel
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>>556583186
THANK YOU BASED HEBE
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>>556594532
thanks for the life story
>>
I tell you h'what
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>>556594382
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_4G449s1SQ&feature=kp
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>>556590506
Get a jar of piss for it so you can discreetly empty it into the closest thing to a ballpit. Or semen
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>>556592860
>>556594863
pleeeeeaaase do this, maul is throwing balls from his hand (or out of the ballpits on the others and they deflect them with their laserswords
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>MFW everyone at dashcon caught STD's from the ballpit of autism.
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>>556595293
REQUESTING LINK TO BALLPIT ON EBAY
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>>556595293

WE MUST GET THAT BALLPIT
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Dont forget to wear your dashcosplay!
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>>556594821
And what are you? Edgy 14?
No honestly, I don't see why everyone is bitching about the bouncy castle and the ball pit. If you are drunk and with friends shit like that is plain fun, you don't have to be dead serious all the time to be an adult.
There is more than enough stuff to make fun of on such a tumlr fag ride but that?
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>>556595390
>>556595390
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>>556590506
OH GOD ARE YOU ME LETS DO IT.
We, with the combined piss-power, can RUIN this con!
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>>556595480
>>556595494
newfags dont understand jokes
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>>556592101
Okay, I haven't been able to track down the wad, but I can confirm that there is no moonbounce. Fuck that.
>>
>tfw you could have gone to dashcon and pissed in the bouncy castle
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>>556595456

well it is a pool of AIDS
>>
/b/ros, the ballpit... We just created a brand new meme, and not a shitty one.
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/Original-Watercolour-of-Dashcon-2014-Ballpit-never-forget-/331261425186?pt=Art_Paintings&hash=item4d20b83622

some anon?
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>>556595293
>>
Next year will be even better.
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>>556595668
you had to point it out...
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>>556595526
You're either one of them or retarded which is pretty much the same thing.
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Why was it called 'Dash'con?
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>>556595868
AHAHAHAHAH
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>>556595804
Sorry but it's so beautiful.
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>>556595721
Someone has to buy it
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>>556595912
Because the way tumblr is set up, the front page of your blog is called a dashboard.
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>>556595868
oh lawde
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>>556595526
Holy fuck.

It's a god damn ball pit.
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKNkMR953h4
if you havent seen it already
>>
so you had to pay how much for one more hour in the ball pit?
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>>556595912
cause tumblr didnt want to be associated with their stupid shit, so they were like, change the name so you dont use our copyright or we sue you.
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>>556592446

we should push them to invite moot so hard. I would love it if he was strong-armed into going to the 2015 one
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>>556580397

Ok which one of you faggots did this?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Original-Watercolour-of-Dashcon-2014-Ballpit-never-forget-/331261425186?pt=Art_Paintings&hash=item4d20b83622
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>>556595912
Everyone likes rainbowdash
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>>556595721
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>>556596102
>>556595721
Holy fuck this is funny
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>>556580397
Can we not set up a new tumblr event in Detroit for real? Just send them all to a hall in one of the shittier parts. The thought of all those autists with their pony hats and stupid turquoise hair being hassled by niggers makes me feel giddy and rock hard.
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>>556595868
>>
>>556595912

because it's full of lesbos and hambeast just like rainbow dash
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>>556580397
>even /mlp/ is laughing at this shit
boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/18707524/have-you-guys-heard-of-this-dashcon-shit-tumblr
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>>556583186
THANK YOU BASED HEBE
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>>556595868
>my sides have reached the fourth dimension
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>>556595668

And it's just beginning...

I guess i have to create a ballpit folder
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>>556595912

>dash
>Rapidash
>Horse Pokemon
>Horse
>Small horse = pony
>Pony
>Bronies fuck ponys
>Bronies

Tumblrfags = bronies.

Loomynarty confirmed?
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>>556595721
>mfw people are actually bidding for that work of art
>mfw that painting is currently worth $27
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>>556580601
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>>556596073
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>>556593131
Love how she claims to be "an attendee" and then says things like "Our management also made it clear we should NOT get angry at hotel staff for what happened, since this was indeed in no way their fault. We listened." "Our management team" doesnt really sound like you were just an attendee
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>>556580397
>/pol/ guy pissing in ball pit

hahaha my fucking sides
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>>556588606
Can't wait for this shit to pop up on TPB.
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>>556595390
we sould get this guy that collects his semen on board
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>>556596443
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>>556583186
thanks doge
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needed the bouncy house
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>>556586167
I love this guys cringe videos he cracks me up. If he goes to dashcon 2015 to make fun of it I want to be there.
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>>556595425
Kek.
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>>556582998
10
>>
Bumping this thread, it's too good not to.
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>>556595868
>>556597018

there goes my sides.
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