YELLOWSTONE SUPERVOLCANO ERUPTING 2014-2015;
NC reporting in, I'm safe.
Murrica is going to get BTFO.
If this thing explodes we're all fucked. Say goodbye to warm weather for the next 10.000 years.
I kinda want to see it, but then again I don't want it to happen. It would probably mean big changes in the world and I just want to sit in home and browse 4chan.
Just imagine, 30 years from now the entire world will use solar panels and wind power, then when something like Yellowstone happens, we'll be COMPLETELY fucked.
I don't think you really want yellowstone to blow.
If yellowstone blew up the united states would be rendered completely useless
Even if you aren't a meritard the countries influence on the global economy would cause a crash which would also cause hardships
o yes very much so
I don't know about fine, regardless of a countries dependence on the US, the event is still large enough to cause global environmental change. The ash alone could cause temperatures globally to drop up to twenty degree's.
No, i want it to fuck up america to kill all these mexicans, and once america stops being such a grade A paradice all the liberals can go fuck themselves with an unsustainable budget.
They've actually implemented plans to open up the caldera, and lower big Tungsten buckets layered with dry ice(to prevent melting) and pick up the lava and dump it into the ocean. Kind of like Minecraft
New Hampshire, all systems go!
Cave dwelling master race here. Mushrooms and earthworms for years. Have fun surfacefags.
netherlands , well i guess we're fucked to
Three things OP
>Yellowstone will not erupt
>If it did it is estimated that the force will be enough to shift earths magnetic field and also cause global nuclear winter, only the eco-systems in the deepest parts of the ocean will be same
>You are a faggot
Wait Wait, Hold the fuck up.. This is the Road the super volcano melted?
Roads get like that all the time here in australia during summer, you walk bare foot on them and feel the tar stick to your feet... This is propaganda, all speculation... you had me for abit OP
4/10 for having me for that bit
well. it's not like it's hitting anything important. just the south, the shittest parts of the midwest and sou cal. it's mostly just going to kill hippies, mexicans, rednecks and blacks. it will also be obama's katrina, making him even more like bush.
naming the year is not a good argument for anything. just because its 2014 by our measurement of time does not mean we should have flying cars or the ability to render SUPERVOLCANOES useless.
this the real world, not a video game.
It has to do with the fact that the reason it melted was because the ground is what's causing it to melt, demonstrating the fact that the Yellowstone Caldera is getting more active each year.
With that said the articles OP posted were dumb
Who the fuck would help America if that shit explodes? Every other country would laugh and agree that you got what was coming to you. Don't bother making provisions, it will draw out the dying process
I just think this whole thing is getting blown out of proportion, I feel like yellow stone blocked off that road because it was a fucking hot day, tar melted, they didn't want people to get pissed at their tires being ruined and some dude with a foil hat takes a picture of this road and makes up a bunch of bull shit.
Do you know what global volcanic winter means?
All of our major trading partners (China, Canda, South Korea, Japan, Germany, UK, EU)
Like it or not the US is a huge portion of global trade and if we stopped trading things would go downhill
ITT: Retards that don't understand a super volcano would affect the entire globe.
at least we would go quick, you would all die slowly.
If you aren't from the greatest city on earth (Wilmington) then get out
>not using the year to justify any valid point
I was just reading an article in Geology Magazine that we should be able to cement over a volcano by 2014. Direct quote "I mean it's 2014, we should be able to cement over any geological structure at this point."
>China, Korea, Japan
Oh yeah because they're known for really, really liking America
Well they can help with your snow shortages, but that's about it
You guys bugged the Chancellor's personal mobile phone and despite being rumbled you still won't stop probing foreign people. She won't give two shits
Probably, the UK is notorious for throwing what little resources she has left at anyone who requests is. There are hundreds of thousands of British children going hungry yet the Prime Minister thinks the best thing to do is invest a billion quid in his war machine
California is giong to get hit tha hardest, anything that blows into the stratoshere gets carried west dumb shit, no one will want to visit your crummy beach after the natural disaster, your whole way of life is going to shit itself
Thermal areas actively evolve and change and have since the Yellowstone country has been known. At Mammoth Hot Springs the park had built a sort of small subdivision at the foot of the springs, but over the years the hot spots have migrated toward the houses and have made one or more uninhabitable.
The boardwalks through the Yellowstone thermal areas are made so that they can be moved easily to avoid new features that arise along the way.
You want something to be scared about? How about I beat the fuck out of you and your mothers? That'll give you creampie failures something to be scared shitless of, you fucking pussies.
The populous' opinion of a country has little effect on the conglomerates that trade with it.
The people who go around spouting "fuck murrica" aren't the executive heads of huge corporations like Toyata, Sony, Nikon, etc.
If the United States stopped importing goods from these countries the populous will take on the burden through higher prices.
>mal areas actively evolve and change and have since the Yellowstone country has been known. At Mammoth Hot Springs the park had built a sort of small subdivision at the foot of the springs, but over the years the hot spots have migrated toward the houses and have made one or more uninhabitable.
You retards not noticing it's going to ash and fuck up the entire corn belt. You know, that place where corn comes from. That is all americans eat. Well corn based prodicts or animals that are fed corn.
Stock up on food mother fuckers.
>tfw also 18
>tfw same with my parents
That was just a suggestion. I don't fuck with shit that my dad does just for the sake of not ending up like him. I can manage to keep myself entertained, but that's probably because I'm a retard that finds joy in the simplest of things.
sometimes I eat carrots or broccoli or tuna or ramen or goat cheese and vienna sausage sandwhiches or peanut butter (is that from corn?) or chips so I think I am a-okay
IKR I hate that shit, I can legally get somebody pregnant at 18, but I can't have a beer.
I'd like to think that a child will fuck my life over harder then alcohol would.
Yeah, I live in shitty suburban sprawl so all I really do all day is just 4chan reddit and vidya.
oh not you again, selfhating-NCfag. I get it, that dude tried to steal 4 dollars from you but come this damned apocalypse we're gonna have to go fortress mode.
NC standing by.
Virginia beach reporting in. I'm at the edge of the USA nigga.
Me at Yellowstone. ujelly?
So, you're a Falmer?
Noice ! Wouldn't be anyone's fault but the volcanoes. Get to be epic and not have to take responsibility.
wow, maybe we could make a missile and blow it out of our orbit saving everyone
Maryland sucks. Your mayor sucks. Your state legislators suck. Of all of the states I have lived in, it is one of the worst. Instead of fixing problems and creating jobs, that state just hands out welfare and makes excuses. It's trying to be NYC Jr.
It very well could be. If Yellowstone goes off, there's theoretically enough heat to trigger a continent-sized, self-sustaining 'hypercane' with supersonic winds that will rip your skin off and impale your family with it. The only way to not have that happen is to 1. Not have a family, or 2. Not have skin.
not OP, but I found a more reliable source then OP's shit.
SW PA fag here. I should be alright. If SHTF, I have a cabin up in the mountains, and relatives in Canaduh.
>I am not of Canadian descent.
>brother and his wife moved there
Raptors are the shit.
Okay, so realistically. This thing goes, and I'm in southern AZ. How fucked am I?
Is this inna woods time? Will there even be woods to go inna?
There's fallout shelters and bunkers and shit further south, I know that.
Worst case scenario.
Worst case scenario, you're an astronaut before you realize you're an astronaut. There's a theory called the 'Verneshot' where a supervolcano can blast a continent into orbit. That could actually have been what killed the dinosaurs, what with the ash from the volcano AND the shooting ourselves in the face with a major land mass. If everything goes to shit, we could be BLASTING OFF AGAIN!
Actually, physics-wise, isn't that what made the moon? I'm pretty sure the leading theory (other than "LET THERE BE LIGHT" is that a mars-sized, dense iron-filled planetoid smacked into the earth, cracked open the shell, and now forms our planet's rapidly spinning iron core. In the midst of the mayhem, our planet kind of shot out the molten moon!
>If this thing explodes we're all fucked. Say goodbye to warm weather for the next 10.000 years.
Nah. When Krakatoa and Tambora blew up in the 19th century, the debris caused approximatly one year of colder climate before the ash dispersed. Granted, the Yellowstone caldera is quite a bit larger, but the chances of the whole of it blowing up at the same time are very, very slim.
Besides, it might reverse some of the polar ice melting. Good news for based polar bears
Just plug that shit with garbabe, niggers, mongoloids and scandinavians..what's the loss here?,. Nothing but profit. Besides, I got google chrome and 3,..4,, 5 packs of pop tarts..shit I'm ready for anything. A picture of what most scandinavians look like.
If all the Amerilards die then there will be nobody to protect their greatest ally.
Bring on the Yellowstone!
>mfw there is a bison farm within minutes of my house
>mfw supervolc eradicates the Midwest
>mfw maine repopulates america with the iconic animal
>mfw maine rises to power as the new midwest
>maine dominates bison AND lobster industry
East/lake side Wisconsin bro here
If this shit went off would I die?
I kinda hope this shit happens.
We need to reset the planet, man.
Besides, if I move to Colorado in the next couple of months, I can get completely blown the fuck up and die instantly *while* being completely stoned off my ass.
So long, suckers!!
fuckin chowder slurper, last thing we need is a country full of people talking the way you faggots do. I hope a nor'easter blows your bison right into the ocean
Ever hear of the Year Without Summer? Happened in the 19th century, I think. A volcanic eruption and the following ash caused semi-global (I think) winter for an entire year, destroying most food production, making many starve. Imagine that but a supervolcano.
>BLOWN out of proportion
I am a Martian
I want to see this erruption. bb merica
>chilling out on a boring monday
>drinking some beer
>open 4chan thread
>ahahahah amerifags, i hope volcano explodes you facktards
>search on google the actual consequences of an hypothetical eruption
supervolcanic eruptions typically cover huge areas with lava and volcanic ash and cause a long-lasting change to weather sufficient to threaten species with extinction.
>b-but.. i am still young
>i've never done anything cool in my life
>im not ready to die
>pls obama your rich and powerful do something
>merica im with you
Alabama reporting in, all systems still go. Nigger lynching' in progress.
>eata da meatball
>not a eatin pizza or lasagna
can't wait to have my last slice of pizza while i watch the world burning down or becoming a great gray and cold desert
>The irony of moving all the way to the opposite side of the planet from the most volcanic country in the world, only to be fucked up by yet, a volcano...
Ah well, let's hope 724 will hold up, with all it's bankrupt glory!
Some people tend to forget that our planets core is made of MAGMA and has always been unstable. Just because the human race is currently live on this planet does not mean we are not exempt from another ice age or the reverse. Our planet has never been completely stable and never will be because it's just how it is.
Bullshit. There's always a faggot like you trying to kill our buzz, Personally I would love to see the Siberian caldera rip open and rain hellfire down on the chinks. In the event that it does happen Jesus will protect the whites,
At least when i see the blast i can get in my car and floor it as hard as i can towards arkansa and only get hit with some light ash. I think i would make it....Right?
Fellow Florida fag here, reporting in from the 850
You all DO understand that a supervolcano eruption like Yellowstone would cause a world-wide crisis, right? It'd be better to die in the blast, because it's starvation and crime otherwise.
NE IL fag here, Zone 6 ftw
North West corner of Wyoming
Within a radius of 100 kilometers (63 miles) of Yellowstone – everything would be wiped out by the pyroclastic flow.
A quarter of Wyoming (north west)
Part of Montana (south west)
Part of Idaho (north east)
Everything and everyone trapped by heavy ash fall at least 100 cm (39 inches).
Western half of Wyoming
Southern half of Montana
Eastern half of Idaho
Everything and everyone trapped by heavy ash fall 61cm (24 inches).
All of Wyoming, Montana, Idaho and South Dakota
Half of North Dakota, Nebraska, Utah and Colorado
The north east of Nevada
Ash fall 15 cm (6 inches) – combined with rain this is enough to collapse a roof.
All of Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, South Dakota, North Dakota, Nebraska, Iowa, Utah and Colorado
Most of Kansas and Minnesota
Eastern half of Oregon
South east corner of Washington
Western half of Wisconsin
Northern third of Missouri
North west corner of Illinois
Ash fall 5 cm (2 inches) This area includes the grasslands. Animals grazing would be killed. This is the grain belt which means the food is gone.
All of the above and then spreading out and extending as far as the eastern seaboard – pretty much everywhere else in the US.
Ash fall 1 cm (0.4 inches) – it only takes 1 mm (0.04 inches) of ash fall to ground planes and close an airport.
You wouldn't make it far because all the other schlubs in Oklahoma would be jumping in *their* cars trying to make it South or East.
You'd probably just hit a traffic jam getting on the highway and then be screwed.
OP is always a fag m8
I go to the Lenoir Walmart all the time because the only cameras that work there are above the counters. Easy to steal shit.
Wilmingtonfag reporting in. I actually own Auto Masters on wrightsville ave.
>pic related. My motherfucking logo
This, sort of. If Yellowstone erupts, it'll be the end of civilization. Our deaths will be an unfortunate side-effect.
>you will never see the post-apocalyptic world
>you will never become a sage and a hermit, the last with memories of the old time
>you will never amass a huge library and store it in your basement (next to the lolis) so it will be rediscovered and pored over centuries from now
Fuck. What is best course of action?
CT masterrace fuck your eruption
If you ever see a skinny chick walking around with HUGE fake tits, look out, she's loss prevention. Think her name is Dani, I worked with her when I worked at the Morganton Walmart.
It will erupt one day, but that day is probably not going to be in either of our lifetimes. Asphalt roads melt anytime they're put around yellowstone. There's a very good reason we've switched to putting in stone, concrete, and cobblestone roads. (That reason is that they aren't ruined by changes in heat as easily and have built in buffer areas to allow for expansion/contraction)
Seems like ur getin a blast america
It wouldn't be THAT bad.
But I think we would benefit from being smacked back into the 1800's to be honest.
No more hoes with their snouts in their smartphones 24/7, getting constant validation from social netwhoring, no more fags playing Call of Dipshit all night...men would be men, and women women. If the scales were to be reset, we'd see everyone forced, by necessity, into their natural roles again, instead of the fucking mass gender-blurring bullshit we have today.
Like Louis CK said, we have easier lives and more technology now than ever before, and yet we're less happy than we've ever been.
Cant wait for that volcano to kick in at least. Just imagine, dollar will be worthless and everything will be at cheap ass price. Cant wait to get my dream 67 mustang, stop fucking around and blow the fuck up, Yellowstone!
Well once the mouthshit/raping initiation is complete we have to seize all the food and essentials before lesser rioters and looters grab them.
Friendly reminder that if Yellowstone erupts, the entire world is fucked, nor just Murrica.
When Krakatoa erupted, temperatures dipped by a degree and a half, and that was minor compared to this. Enjoy twenty years of winter, fgts.
The volcano will erupt,it seems to be cyclical and for what i remember it should have already exploded.
The world will be fucked(except for Iceland,they are full of greenhouses which will probably save them,and maybe Italy will resist a bit)
But probably we will die and the volcano will do nothing
Now we're talking. I have some football pads in my parents' garage I can put on.
i need suggestions on what pose i want to die in, so that my pose will be preserved for generations whjen i get covered in ash and petrified like those at pompeii
oh my god what if we know each other? i use to hang out at the old walmart here all the time. then this new one at morganton heights was built and imo it sucked
All these faggots thinking they're safe. If it's a super volcano, it's going to affect to the entire world.
These types of things happen fairly regularly there. If you people actually cared about the geologic activity in the Yellowstone hotspot area you'd already know this.
Nothing new except the media has hyped it up.
Taken in May 2013
Kek. If it is like Pompeii,your death will be caused by pyroclastic flows. Essentially ash,water,steam,carbon monoxide and dioxide,and dust at a temperature of 500-1000°C. When this flow will reach you,and it's very fast,you will breath this and you will twist for the pain and the shock. there will be no time to do a pose,in a pair of minute of extreme pain you will die.
Yellowstone tourist here.
Just got back, not new news. It was hot as shit though on Saturday