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I've made a Dashcon Simulator for those that were dying

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I've made a Dashcon Simulator for those that were dying to go to the event but just couldn't make it. This simulator emulates Dashcon 2014 to a tee, so jump in and have fun!
WASD+SPACE+MOUSE to move!


https://5c46b25af4685881954af207e9b6d23f498a8ea0.googledrive.com/host/0BwbFo8bZiuhcNjlMeVZ4VUJnRGM/Builds.html
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top kek
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>>556488446
Can I piss in the ball pit like that guy from /pol/ ?
If not the game isn't finished.
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>unity
muh linux :^(
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>>556489138
There is a link to the client versions on the header. I've included a linux build ^^
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>>556489138
>linux
yur pipelight :^)
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Anyone have the doom mod?
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>>556489016
DLC
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>>556488446
marvelous
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I just came here for the orgy
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>>556490123
How're the crabs?
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I'm gonna need some box are for this...
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>>556488446
i took the bait
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>>556489498
Props to that reply. Try throwing this game on steam greenlight OP. Then follow with the DLC. I'd totally buy it.
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>>556489330
You're great. Excellent game.
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>>556488446
you should put put a price for the game, make it $65, $5 dlc for an extra hour in the ball pit
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Any feature suggestions so I can EA the fuck out of my player base by turning simple requests in to profit?
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>>556491424
This is exactly what I'm looking for.
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>>556490294
i think that whole thing is a troll. someone started it and everyone on tumblr is sharing the fuck out of it because they think other people may have been involved. not a bad strategy if its fake though. I'd kek pretty hard if it really happened though
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0/10 Bouncy house doesn't make you bounce (is that going to be 10$ DLC for me to be able to do that?)
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>>556491872
fuck you $45 premium subscribers get bouncy house and double ballpit exp weekends
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>>556491424

>$100
>putontumblydoo
>profit
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Adding waterfall explosion of piss feature now
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I had fun playing with a green ball. I would bump it off of me an shit.
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>>556488446
need more balls
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Idiot here, what what this game made on?
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>>556492945
Unity3D

Piss update on the way, building and uploading now
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>>556493182
can you increase the number of balls in the ball pit?
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>>556493413
Would you like an option to shoot balls out of your face?
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>>556493509
yes
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>>556488446

just fyi, it's just Unity or Unity Pro, not Unity3d
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>>556488446
what in the fuck are these balls made of?
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>>556493182
>>556493906
meant to reply here
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>>556493509
is that even a question!
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>>556493509
Make tumblr npc's that you can kill with the balls and piss.
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>>556488446

Server is down, thats what i get for early access I guess.
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Moots is blocking me for spam, hold on. V2 is ready, just is hard to share
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>>556495126
upload to pomf.se
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Here is a build log! The latest version is here!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mNLx94-ERXQl52YtkilS3VnYG-NLu8kh-dzs51bXAAQ/edit?usp=sharing
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>>556495503
how do we pee?
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>>556495808

E
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>>556495503
next update shoot balls
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>>556495503
>Adrian Lawrence.

Might want to because about that.
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>>556488446
Is this a fucking joke? Where's Welcome to Night Vale?
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>>556492021
>double ball pit xp weekends
Top fucking kek

I have some basic fat fedora neck beard .fbx models if you want em
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>>556496026
why? the fuck is anyone gonna do about it?
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>>556495859
how about not having a torrent of piss gush out of your face
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>>556496061
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>>556496026
to be careful about*
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>>556496026
Omg what ever shall I do

Working on ball face update now.
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I'm getting a 404. :/ Anyone have a seperate link?
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>>556496061
They went off talking about a cloud or something.
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>>556496563
That version is obsolete... because I broke it.
Here is the build log

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mNLx94-ERXQl52YtkilS3VnYG-NLu8kh-dzs51bXAAQ/edit?usp=sharing
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bump to keep thread alive
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I can't seem to piss. Looked in the controls and everything.
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>>556496779
Oh my god. Thank you. This is perfect.
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fuckin gold
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>>556488446
unlike dashcon, i was not disapointed
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And OP, You have my thanks for building Linux versions.
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Update V3 is Live! Press F to shoot rainbow balls!
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flight view
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>>556496779
can't copy paste the link from this shit.
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>>556499329
Any time :)

Any more suggestions?

>>556500192
Hax and B&

>>556500235
Highlight, Control+C
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>>556488446
OP, put it up on Kongregate so we can spam Tumblr with it. I'm sure they'd appreciate it.
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>>556500235
save as text file.
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>>556500356
add battle toads?
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>>556500356

I want to have all the versions of this, what happened to 2.0?
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>>556488446
Getting a 404 error from Google?
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>>556500569
use this link for all available versions
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>>556491005
holy fuck thats a great idea. OP, put this on greenlight for the lulz
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>>556500725
forgot link
https://5c46b25af4685881954af207e9b6d23f498a8ea0.googledrive.com/host/0BwbFo8bZiuhcNjlMeVZ4VUJnRGM/
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Did this game cost $1700 to make?
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>>556488446

Where is the 18+ orgy room?
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>>556500964
it just costs 17000 to play
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>>556500964
I got my funding from scamming some faggot convention
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>>556500356
THIS
>>556494774
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>>556500089

If you could make it rain money or throw money or something like that, something pertaining to 1700$ somehow.
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>>556500356
If only there was multiplayer DoshCon Sim to get more people playing it than went to DoshCon heh
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10/10 MOST FUN I'VE HAD ALL DAY
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>>556500356
>Highlight, Control+C

It wont work. Pls paste it in the thread.
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>>556491745

It wasn't a troll, the 18+ room with sexual explicit sm content was real, the problem is the rumour about underages in, so right now every thread speaking about the orgies is being deleted, not even /pol/ is safe now.

Tmblrites don't care abot the pool, they are sliding threads about the orgy.
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>>556489330
doesnt work still :^(
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>>556501650
https://3d27c95e5ac6ec9425d89289520174bb675012f1.googledrive.com/host/0BwbFo8bZiuhcRVBVNjMzS1BJQ00/Webv3.html
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>>556488446
Make an updated version where you can pee in the ball pit and get crabs in your pubes from it
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>>556501272
That is a good idea... I don't have a web server for that though :\

>>556501650
Sorry, moots spam filter blocks me from doing so :(

The Feminist update will be next
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Make it multiplayer, add BDSM room!
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>>556501850
What doesn't work? actually getting linux to play it?
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>>556488446

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67JpMyrOVE


Final Decloration, Word of the Emperor.

We have arrived and it is now that we perform our charge...

In Fealty of the god Emperor, our undying lord, and by grace of the golden Moot. I declare Exterminatus upon the convention of Dash-con.

I hereby sign the death warrant of ~500 people and consign the death of 17,000 dollars to oblivion...

May Rationality and reason account in all balance...

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

**********

It is feminist nature to seek culpability in a time of retardation. It is a sign of weakness to cry out against reason, rather then listen to it. Inevitability, many shall fault it against 4chan, the reasoned anon. The feminist merely performs the duties of it's office. To fear them is stupid. To hate them is patriarchal. Those more sensible will place responsibility will those who forced the hands of 4chan. With some fortune they may foster this knowledge into purpose. And further rule their own fate by coming to Moot's service.

Yet ultimately, it was I , who set these events in to motion. With a single signal-boost, from my post, Feminism.
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Guys.
We should make Chancon.
Aka we go to the next dashcon the hambeasts are trying to make and just shoo all those hambeasts away.
Free con that's lots better.
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>>556501989 If you could make the game look more like the building took place in, IT COULD MAKE US FEEL LIKE WE WERE REALLY THERE.
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>>556501850
Yes it does. Remember to give the resulting executable permissions to execute.
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>>556502079
yea i have linux and every time i click open it gives an error message
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>>556500089
make the fem fat as fuck
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>>556502354
this. need muh grafics
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>>556502354
I will do graphical touch ups after the femnazi update :D
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>>556502286
Emperor Identified as gay son
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>>556502450
post about of

ls -l LinuxUniversal.x86
or
ls -l LinuxUniversal.x86_64

if you're using the 64 bit version
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>>556501989

is ok, the googledrive link works right.

Also, any multiplayer?
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I am so screencapping this thread, so that future generations will know that OP this day, was not a faggot.
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>>556501989
>The Feminist update will be next
yus.
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>>556502450
what distro? I'm using elementary(Ubuntu). I just did
>sudo chmod +x /home/patrick/Documents/LinuxUniversal.x86_64

And then I dragged the excutable file into my terminal window.
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>>556502664
im using 32 bit if thats what youre wondering
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Make a steam punk giraffe... Whatever that is. I heard something about that on one of the YouTube videos summarising dashcon. But it never showed up apparently, so maybe make it looking over from the top of the room. Looking over the wall and watching you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ&list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh&index=5

>Mentality of 4 year olds. Blame the 4chans for their grand, all-encompassing idiocy and rampant retardation
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>>556502903
./filename.jpg
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You know those satirical MLG montages people make?
Someone should do that for this.
xXx_360NoScopeBallPit_xXx
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>>556503326
wat
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>>556503095
It's not what I'm wondering.

Open a terminal in the directory with the file and run "ls -l LinuxUniversal.x86"

ls is the listing command and -l is the "long" flag.It gives you info about it

"man ls" if you don't believe me.
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>>556503408

No need. Just link this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ&list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh&index=5
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>>556503323

Muh sides, have transcended to another dimension.
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FYI, I'm bad at modeling. For now, there will be a placeholder femnazi. If anyone wants to contribute a femnazi model, let me know. I use FBX, MA/MB, DAE, and OBJ!
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http://youtu.be/l3_6v4J6AIk?t=1m17s
1:45 someone asks for there money back
ha
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>>556488446
Add in the kiddy fiddling room.
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>>556503726

Don't know jack about modeling, but keep up the good work
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where is the orgy video

why is op a faggot
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>>556503732
We'd be happy to send them some pizza.
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>>556503726
Try looking for a free model a fat lady online. Then just give her blue hair and a nazi armband.
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>>556503548
im sorry i dont really understand. im not very good with these things. so put the file in terminal but also include that phrase in there?
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>>556500356
make nazi look like this
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>>556504007
I got the mating video right here.
It'll probably be taken down soon, though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj96Nmiod8k
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>>556503323
God Bless Hebe Goldstein
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>>556504007
got posted at the last thread b4 it went 404
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>>556504154
??
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>>556504320

fatter
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>>556504320
Good enough.
You might be able to steal some from the Garry's mod workshop though.
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>>556504453
>>556504553
I'm going to get the actual programming done, then touchups will be done next update :D
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>>556504320
No that person is much too skinnny and privileged
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>>556488446
Hey anon.

I put this up on Kongregate, to share, but since you made it, say the word and I'll take it down. Or give you the account I uploaded it on (Dashcon2014). Here's the link, though Kongregate's website is doing some weird shit right now so you might not be able to see it.
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>>556504174
open your terminal. Navigate to the folder with the file in it using the "cd" (change directory) command. For example, if the file is in "downloads/DashConSim2014LinuxUniversal" type "cd downloads/DashConSim2014LinuxUniversal"
(PROTIP: use "tab" to autocomplete file names. It's also case sensitive)

Once there, run the command I posted for you earlier and then copy/paste the output here.

>>556504320
lel, make the clothes colored different and maybe use blue hair. Pink hair is too kawaii /a/ for tumblr. They have green/blue hair because they're all "punk"
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>>556505006
Shit, forgot link.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Dashcon2014/dashcon-simulator-2014
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>>556505037
okay thanks anon. sorry for the hastle
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>>556505148
thanks nigga
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>>556505006
This is a free project to every and all! Once I'm done with my fun, I'll make it open source.
You can keep your account and the uploads

This is /b/s creation

btw, here is an awesome piece of code I'm working on... how relevant.
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>>556492209
the joke went right over your head
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>>556505284
>trigger
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>>556505148
We need to request some one famous such as Pewdiepie play this game.Get the Tumblrfags really pissed.
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>>556505160
No worries. You may want to look up a brief intro to linux video for the future.
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>>556505284
topkek m8
>muh trigger
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>>556491424
but now, if OP cancels on a DLC do we get a free hour in the pit?
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>>556505284
Sweet. I'll be sure to share it around. Anon, you are a god. Also, lol at the "trigger" code.
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Make it where you have to play in the bounce house to earn some extra hours in the ball pit.

Put money in the bounce house and you jump and catch them till $17,000.
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>>556505284
lel
lets get this shit on steam.
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>>556505732
Yus
>>556505493
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>>556505732
Yes OP. Put this shit on greenlight and you will go down in /b/ history.
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>>556505946
my god, id buy it
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>>556505946
I'd buy it and buy it for my friends
>tfw no friends
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>>556506161
Anybody in their right mind would. This is solid GOTY material right here.
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Exploding femnazi build is underway, I'm making the packages now!
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>$100 to submit to greenlight

shit get tumblr on this they'll throw money at anything

say it's for a teenager trying to get his parents to call him by female pronouns or something
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Don't let this thread dieeeeee.
Keeeep it Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
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>>556505946
this shit is already in the books, everyone wants an extra hour
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>>556505503
okay thanks ill do that.
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Anyone know some way to get something seen by a lot of people fast on Tumblr? I want to share the Kong link.
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>>556488446
Good job OP. This simulation is 100% accurate.
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>>556507028
99% accurate, this was satisfying unlike dashcon
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>>556507005
Tell everyone in this thread who has a tumblr account to share it.
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I will post a new thread when 404 in

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mNLx94-ERXQl52YtkilS3VnYG-NLu8kh-dzs51bXAAQ/edit
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>>556507125
Alright, well, do what the anon says, anyone with a Tumblr account. Here's the link again, http://www.kongregate.com/games/Dashcon2014/dashcon-simulator-2014 and yeah OP's awesome for making the game.
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>>556507005

#doctor who
#thin privilege
#sherlock
#supernatural
#superwholock
#yaoi
#feminism
#drama
#self-harm
#anime
#kittens
#cats
#dashcon
#lol
#tumblr
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>>556507125
>Tell everyone in this thread who has a tumblr account to share i
#4chan raid #dashcon #feminism
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>>556507005
Twitter

Everyone share to known Tumblr users, Dashcon's Twitter, possibly people who play videogames like Markiplier or Pewdiepie
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>>556507005
bump
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>>556507371
got a floor tile texture
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>>556508253
noooice
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>>556508532
doubre bomp
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>>556508403
just made it. I used to make resources for modders in my spare time.
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Okay. Client builds are out.

Should I focus on any sound FX or graphics?
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>>556509009
Game gets extremely laggy when I try to piss on the feminazi
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>>556509009

sound
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>>556505503
i got command not found. have it in my downloads directory with a bunch of other files could that be the problem?
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>>556509009
I say Graphics
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>>556509009
How big are the texture files?
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>>556509009

Make it look good.
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>>556509009
Hey, I write electronic music as a hobby/future carreer. I can whip up some background music if you'd like. also, updated the Kongregate link to V4.
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ATTENTION
ATTENTION All tumblr warriors
Type this into note pad save as IPS.bat and click on it
this will collect the user ips that reply to a thread you make on 4chan so we forward them to the police, we can win

CODE :

@echo off
color 0a
echo IP's collected.
Pushd "%~dp0"
:a
title win%random%a
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
start IPS.bat
go to a
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>>556508253
Looks awesome with a specular map. TYVM anon!
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>>556509285
And what will the cops do with it? Arrest people testing a simulator? C'mon man, don't be so beta.
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>>556509009
is this game 5760x1080 ready?

>>556509107
get a better computer
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>>556509267
Yes! Please do! The more assets, the more fun!
>>556509532
I was originally going to program this for wide screens, but... This is a project I want everyone to have a chance to be a part of; so 4:3
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>>556500889
>i fell for it twice
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>>556509715
id prefer for a full immersion in my dashcon experience
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>>556509164
run "ls" and "pwd"
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>>556509715
Alright, I'll be done the music probably in half an hour or so. Might take longer though.

By the way, people should check the comments on the Kongregate link. They're pretty good.
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>>556509715
Can I use my oculus rift for total immersion?
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make it so you leave puddles of piss behind.
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>>556510393
wait hold up. i forgot to put in the ls part. now its saying "ls: cannot access LinuxUniversal.x86: No such file or directory"
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ATTENTION
ATTENTION All tumblr warriors
Type this into note pad save as IPS.bat and click on it
this will collect the user ips that reply to a thread you make on 4chan so we forward them to the police, we can win

CODE :

@echo off
color 0a
echo IP's collected.
Pushd "%~dp0"
:a
title win%random%a
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
start IPS.bat
go to a
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>>556510905
I want this to be a stage in HitMan. Sneak around everyone, piss into ball pit.
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>>556511238
But they were all in the pit, do you mingle with them, and secretly piss in the ball pit while sitting in it.
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>>556511673
Forget the sneak part.
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>>556510878
Yes, I can make an oculus build if you'd like.

I've re-don some lighting and make a couple doors.
Also, made the wall better
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>>556511859
My god, it's becoming so real
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>>556510915
Okay, assuming you downloaded the most recent client build (v4, https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0BwbFo8bZiuhcMkFHbDFQUFhLakU&export=download)

ls DasCon2014V4.zip

If you get an error, that means you're in the wrong directory. If that shows you the file name, you're good and do these:

unzip DashCon2014V4
unzip Linux
chmod u+x LinuxUniversal.x86
./LinuxUniversal.x86

explanations:
>unzip extracts .zip files
>chmod changes file permissions. the "u+x" flag is "owner add executable" meaning it gives the file permissions to execute for the owner (that's your user).
>./LinuxUniversal.x86 runs the extracted file.
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>>556512073
ooops change that first command to

ls DashCon2014V4.zip

Typing is hard.
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>>556511859
I don't really have an oculus, but it would be fucking epic if someone did and did a youtube review of this.
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Ballpit and Bouncy castle texture
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>>556512345
Kinda makes me feel bad for canceling my order, would play the shit outta this game.
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>>556512662
dont worry oculus is just a fad
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https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/67560273/Dashcon%20Simulator%202014/Dashcon%20Simulator%202014.html

Someone from Tumblr actually made one. It's not as cool, but they have ball kicking features that you may want to consider.
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>>556512810
Bot anymore. DashconSim2014 will be the just the introduction it needs.
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bump for great success
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http://plokdev.itch.io/dashcon-simulator-2014
Someone already beat you with the best sim I have ever played.
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Here, I made some music. It's not done yet, and I'm not even sure this is the right kind of music, but I thought warm sounding slow-ish music was a funny contrast to the game. https://www.mediafire.com/?7uku8ezu66700q7
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>>556512229
here ill just show you whats up. am i doing it right?
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>>556514484
Yeah, the file (DashCon2014V4.zip) just isn't in that directory.

redownload it and make sure to download it to your Downloads folder.
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First graphical update coming in just a few moments
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>>556514163
This is fucking perfect hahahaha.
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>>556514163
Fuck what the hell happened to the quality?? The hi-hat isn't supposed to be that loud either. I'll re-export that.
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>>556488446
Try turbosquid.com for some free models. Might be hard to find land whales. Maybe just use an actual whale with a wig. If i had the time I'd model one out
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The music is fucking gold.
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>>556514763
here, I uploaded the "Linux.zip" file to pomf, so you can just run these commands from anywhere in the terminal and it should just werk.

wget http://a.pomf.se/blhrle.zip -O Linux.zip
unzip Linux
chmod u+x LinuxUniversal.x86
./LinuxUniversal.x86
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>>556514163
Fixed the music. Same link. https://www.mediafire.com/?7uku8ezu66700q7
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>>556514484
it worked. thanks so much
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New web build out, client pushing soon
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>>556516050
Yeeeah
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>>556516050
TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>556516050
holy shit mate you're doing gods work right now, this is great stuff
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>>556516050
Shit, my music doesn't loop so well. Hold on, I'll make one that loops better.
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We need this as an iPhone/Android app.
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>>556516050
the day 4chan makes a video game, game of the year award incoming
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>>556516718
I'd be sure to play this at the next dash con
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>>556503323
>dashcon
I've heard things here and there from 3rd parties, but I had no idea it was actually this retarded.
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Am I missing something? When I play it, there's no music. What am I missing?
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>>556515661
>>556514763
woops. meant to reply to you. been up too late
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>>556517174
music
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>>556516718
Windows phone. Goddamnit, I know only 11 people use it, but I'm one of those 11.
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Holy shit this is quickly becoming better than the real event
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Clients pushed. Now taking suggestions for what the femi-cube will do when you get near it while I keep updating graphics
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ

dashcon in a nutshell. this guys channel is loaded with good shit from dashcon2014 maybe this will help OP accurately depict the autism.
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>>556517602
Make it scream rape.
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>>556517583
and with a bigger turnout

in 2 hours the guy working on this is gonna say that moot messaged him and in order to stay we need to donate 17,000 dollars
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>>556494003
Steel
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>>556517602
Making it screech " RAAAAAPPPPPPPE" and jiggle around while you're within a certain distance of it or something would be hilarious.
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>>556517602
play this audio man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvYyGTmcP80
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>>556517864
Hahahaha I'll make it like a HUGE godly event and make it screach this shit
>>
ALRIGHT.
1: I updated the Kongregate link to V5.
2: I made a better looping version of the music (I hope) but I'd still recomend starting with the original. Like, play the original, then loop the looping one I don't know. https://www.mediafire.com/?tn8m55nakbm6xa7
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>>556517864
this is perfect if you can find a good loop of a crowd that matches this
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>>556518024
I've programmed the music to loop in game already :)

I didn't expect the project to become so large and fun. All of my stuff is spaghetti... I've got to clean it all up.
>>
Steam greenlight and $5 for the pizza DLC
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>>556518024
That is some top-notch work there matey.
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>>556518247
It was the fact that the reverb didn't carry over through the loop, and the new version does. I think. Now that I think about it, it's probably better to just use the original and loop that like what's already in the game lol.
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>>556518460
Thanks m8!
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>>556518247
you should make the femnazi do something when you piss on her. like puke or something
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>>556518021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyfkjxlPBYA
Wish this was in english, and the cube would fly and bounce around and scream it.
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>>556518710
"RAAAAAAAAPE!!!"

also, make some homestuck faggots in, around the ball pit. Make pissing trigger gay activity between them.
>>
>>556517864
Kek.
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>>556519270
bump
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Welp, it's 5 am here, so I'm going to bed. I feel honoured to have my music in the game, and to be the one to upload he game to Kongregate. If anyone needs to contact me, send me a message on Kongregate at Dashcon2014.
>>
>>556488446
Could you post a link to the newest build? For some reason i cant seem to open the change log anymore.
>>
i want to be able to pick up the balls
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>>556517864
boss lvl go go
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>>556520191
Same here
>>
>>556520191
WEB BUILD:
https://e4fc39a4bcfcfc75ce7f1080ac3b382e1bc2473a.googledrive.com/host/0BwbFo8bZiuhcS2t2Mnp1bTZIMzA/Webv5.html
CLIENT BUILD:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwbFo8bZiuhcVFdvR3g1TEtwVzQ/edit?usp=sharing
>>
>>556520293
I saged out of habit im so sorry
>>
Im gonna eat be back
>>
>>556520482
Your id spells a word.
Therefore you must draw a picture of a piece of cheesey pizza to keep us entertained while OP is gone. http://prntscr.com/42i6df
>>
OP is still here! I've made a nice femcube trigger sound!
>>
Does anyone have the pic of the piss filled ball pit?
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>>556520754
Not leg id man but im bored so i drew a pizza ad for the game in paint
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>>556521096
I like how you can blow up the femanazis by throwing balls at them.
>>
>>556521096
Make the ball pit literally able to fill with piss and overflow.
>>
>>556521234
noballpit/10
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>>556521234
but.. you ARE the Leg ID man
>>
>>556521234
DLC for console editions
"Pizza Party update"
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Bumping with random shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw6K9UULzP4
>>
>>556503323
"I cannot take this dude seriously. He starts off the sideways video with ableism and you can fucking tell everyone is trying to ignore his immature, rude ass and then he goes out of his fucking way to be a horrible human being.
fuck this dude and fuck the people making fun of dashcon attendees. hate the people who organized this mess, not the people attending. fuck"

http://rothschildreptillionaire.tumblr.com/post/91654569194/rox1n-pirate593-lechet-fuck-i-cant-stop

jesus christ my sides, what the fuck is ableism?
>>
>>556517864
my god, why the hell did i watch this hole thing, can someone give me back my 12min and 16sec
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>>556521276
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>>556521584
oh fuck i am . I was going to go to bed but looks like its pizza bumps for me
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>>556521398
When you're finished with derekts double dose you can listen to this rather more suiting peice.
http://youtu.be/L_Srr85QZ3U
>>
Back. Had a bacon burger.
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>>556522015
No one gives a fuck.
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>>556522015
Awww, you almost crashed my browser too. Mean.

Still working on Femcube. 3AM and sleepy, so sorry if slowish
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>>556521584
pizza bump

>hungry anon ?
>go ahead , touch the cheese you know you want too
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>>556521840
I dont know what "what the fuck.webm" but i found it on my hard drive and i cant be bothered to check what it is. Lets hope its not cp.
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>>556522383
can u make it possible to pick up the balls? please
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>>556522341
LEG off anon im pizza guy now !
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>>556522414
>>556522341
>>556521584
>>556522916
>>556522956
My contribootion
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>>556517864
jesus fucking christ i'm going deaf
>>
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>>556522621
Okay i see why i named it what the fuck now.
What the fuck.
http://youtu.be/PUIPOKOGIOA
oh look its arnold singing a kids book
the femniazis would love this
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>>556488446
OP, put this shit on steam greenlight.
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>>556523109
funktaculas
http://youtu.be/AriKw7LR9GM
this video sums up UK politics in 1:22
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>>556488446
OP put on steam greenlight
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>>556523339
bump
>>
continuing to dump based swede
http://youtu.be/xuY1rt4qp5M
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>>556522956
im too tired for this , im going to bed . Gnight all !
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>>556523693
night
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>>556523582
im running out of good stuff
http://youtu.be/uRKQsba_cuM
>>
will OP or whoever else that posted the game to Kongregate post updates there as well?
I'd like to be able to check the updates and shit without having to find a thread who-knows-when

Anyways, I'm off to bed. night /b/oys
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Guess what time it is?

BUILD TIME!!
Posting new version soon
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>>556501208
Here's a video playlist of the con. add the quiet room and that shitty gaming room!
>>
>>556523875
half-life speedruns are the most impressive speedruns
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>>556524063
forgot link

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh
>>
Webclient V6 published, client coming in a second
>>
about to hit bump limit. need a new thread
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>>556517705
Anon, thank you!
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>>556523875
Im having to move away from based swede
Heres something that got posted yesterday
http://youtu.be/JM2KJO1w-kk
(im in the procces of trying to make a better verson of this webm, it might not work as i am a dumbass)
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>>556524463
HOLY FUCK that scared me
>>
Client Pushed, V6 out now
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Someone make sure to link the new thread
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Bump limit reached, make a new thread op.

>page 7

hurry
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>>556525412
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