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new thread? Why not. *** DASHCON 2014 *** >AKA biggest t

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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new thread? Why not.

*** DASHCON 2014 ***
>AKA biggest tumblr failure so far

Summary of events so far:

con staff trying to push more expensive tickets onto people that apparently came with a Steam Powered Giraffe show ticket (which is apparently not happening)

vendor hall mostly empty for some undisclosed reason

Welcome To Night Vale ditched the con and cancelled their panel and performance when DashCon would not pay them. attendees sat in the room for an hour before they got an explanation

people paid RESERVE SEATS months in advance for the WTNV panel

Con staff insisting they had people in the thousands attending and present at the venue, when real numbers were closer to 500

Panels and events were not planned at all, with hotel mints being given out as prizes

Games room had just a single TV in it and some tables

there was a BDSM panel and DashCon allowed minors into it, along with other +18 panels where they did the same

some people started to sing Let It Go and were verbally assulted

DashCon meow blaming the bank for not being able to pay WTNV

people are demanding partial or full refunds (and they will not likely see any of it due to the con not actually having any money)

it has already spread around that DashCon was likely a scam

last night they ran an emergency #SaveDashCon thing and raised like 17,000 bucks

nobody knows where it went

most of their contracts were verbal only

rumors of the venue meow threatening to shut the whole thing down

people called hotel asking WTF about the $17k. hotel staff reportedly knows nothing about $17k demand
(if a convention doesnt pay up, they let if finish and sue the shit out of you after..thats standard for big hotels)

>tl;dr see video below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ
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>hotel call trolling:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHDNL4NxlS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rhEKFLNzZt

>short summary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_edLlqeAA1g

>DEATH TO ISRAEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJs-mbwuFVU

TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>556433351
wtf is dashcon?
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6:00

http://youtu.be/RCSgrHogq6I?t=6m
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>>556433597
tumblr tried to make a con
failed fucking miserably
only had a ball pit and jumping castle as entertainment
some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
speakers were late
people were probably scammed out of $17,000

>other coverage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_6v4J6AIk
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>>556433351
Is this real? What the fuck?
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LINK TO ARCHIVED THREAD, WILL TELL YOU ALL THE SHIT THAT'S GOING DOWN.
http://4archive.org/b/thread/556391841#p556411000

>Tumblrfags want convention
>Jews start it
>Only a few hundred people
>Ballpit and bouncy castle
>Hebe goldstein pisses in ballpit https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh
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>>556433590
those vocaroos are made by a /b/tard in the other thread btw

>quiet room kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6061bVNNec
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>>556433918
>tumblr tried to make a con
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
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I didn't get to post this in the last thread
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>>556434240
someone post vid
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Hebe goldstein
http://rothschildreptillionaire.tumblr.com/
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>>556433351

FOR THE SAFETY OF YOUR HEALTH
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>>556433918
>they ask for the crowd to hand in 5 dollar so they can order pizzas from pizza hut
ayy lmao
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>>556434476
I'm dying
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>>556434470
i think someone is uploading it later
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That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find tumblr users being scammed to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm home on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting shit like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known is scammed. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about tumblr users. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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I made this for you guys


Pls r8
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>>556434572
haha
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also to clearing is this what happened?
>tumblr wants to make con
>rent hotel
>guy comes up and tells them they need $17,000 for equipment
>get scammed?
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>>556434847
FUCKING 10/10
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>>556434835
OP here, this is pasta
no worries
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>>556434904
Yes, the jews took the 17k, the only thing there is a ballpit and a bouncy castle.
$17K BALLPIT, FUCK YEAH
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>>556434904
>people set up a con for tumblr
>raise 17,000 dollars on top of admissions
>con is shit
>total scam
>keks
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some anon from the last thread just swatted the hotel too (supposedly)
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>>556435154
top kek
who scammed them?
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>>556435320
the 17 year old kid who was running the thing
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>>556435320
Some hamplanets from tumblr.
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>>556435320
The admins who did the whole con thing supposedly, also
>Every guest that was to show up didn't show
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OP here, here is a vid of him pissing all over a toilet seat
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIztbqxYyZA

presumably an after-video before the other one got deleted
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>>556435320
They scammed themselves. The con organizers said the hotel had demanded 17k so they asked for donations, but when people rang the hotel for clarification, they knew nothing about any of it.
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>>556435320

these fuckwit hamplanets

the first dude is 17

all the fatties just got triggered and left him to clean up all the shit

including the one bitch that controlled all the money lol

http://dashcon.tumblr.com/tagged/meet%20the%20admin

no doubt they're preparin to blame 4chan though
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>>556435558
Like I said, furry beach all over agen
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I'm mostly pissed that they screwed Welcome To Night Vale. Say what you will about the fans, that's some quality shit there, and an independant show. THey didn't deserve to get fucked like that.
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I've always been a bit of a wet blanket, but I've got to say I think this is as sad as it is funny - which is to say, very.

I'm guessing there will be a lot in the way of recriminations after all this...
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>>556435713
Nah, that's an old video, presumably just a hotel he's fucking with.
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>>556434835
TL;DR
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So all in favor of rubbing this tumblr's hash tag faces?
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>>556435713
>mfw I do that at every fast food restaurant I eat at
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>>556435787
They already have.
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>>556436142
this!
idk why no other anons have mentioned it
Anyone know which tumbler they hang out at?
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>>556433351
about 20 years ago i made a fake flyer for a rave on my 386 with windows 3.1 with fancy shading and fonts using corel draw 3.0 for something called "hardcore anal cyberfuck" and set the address as a jack in the box across the street and had people pass them out in high school. i didn't show up but apparently a bunch of people did.
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>>556436138
TL'DR
>copypasta
>>556436142
Already happening
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>>556436142
post pics of the ball pit
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>>556433351
Jesus Christ I laughed so hard at this.
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>>556436370

You sound really cool let's hang out and watch the matrix
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Guy perfectly summarises dashcon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nff7Ljee9ZA
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>>556436459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr-SIizAByw&index=13&list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh
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>>556433597

http://www.dailydot.com/geek/dash-con-controversy-tumblr/
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>>556433351
>Tumblr succeeding at anything

I seriously hope this never happens.
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>>556436459
>Hebe pissed in it
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>>556436567
Only if you let me shit in the top tank of your toilet.
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>>556433918
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
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>>556433590
those vocaroos suck
this really isn't that funny guys
tumblr's not worth spending time on
saged
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>>556436640
guy who reviews other youtube videos called it 'nerdy shit'

pot, meet kettle
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>>556436979
That's no pit.

That's a raft filled with balls.

[spoiler] and piss [/spoiler]
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>>556437096
Nigger, this shit's comedy gold.
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>>556436640
this guy doesn't even have friends to help him mock these fucks?

this video sucks and you suck for liking it
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>>556437096
>saged
>doesn't sage
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>>556436640

him trying to explain the bouncy castle and ball pit is pretty funny
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I can't believe nintendo actually made a game that almost made me laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOqrcg7vazE
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>>556437249
nobody has friends faggot. friends are a myth
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>>556437096

Faggot.

> Kill yourself.
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"There's a difference between a failure and a fiasco. A failure is simply the non-presence of success. Any fool can accomplish failure. But a fiasco, a fiasco is a disaster of mythic proportions. A fiasco is a folk tale told to others that makes other people feel more alive because it didn't happen to them.

And then there's DashCon."
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>>556433590

hahha everyone going 'it was 4chin'
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Words can't express my joy at seeing these autists fail so hard.
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>>556434835
The pasterino
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>>556436640
Oh jesus, I can't breath
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>>556437614
even worse is his glasses lenses are color matched to the balls lol
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>>556434835
It's summer now I rather my house be cool
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>>556436443
have links plox?
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>>556436640
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>>556438097
Check the archive, there were a shitload of pics and shit
http://4archive.org/b/thread/556391841#p556411313
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4qQSFpmQM8
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>>556436640
Dashcon 2014, as summarized by German Homestar Runner
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>>556437096
I don't know that guy calling them fucking hamplanets is pretty funny
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>>556438225
OP here, forgot the two archived threads:
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/556391841
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/556416112
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The important question: how many people were triggered?
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Also, according to last thread, people were getting fucking pickpocketed, lelele
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>>556438519
These novelty accounts are fucking gay
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>>556433351
Why is it called dashcon? Instead of tumblrcon?

>Why doesn't somebody order about 10 pizzas?
>Why doesn't somebody pull out a xbone or ps4 and start a tournament?
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So tumblrinas paid $17,000 to go to a seven-year-olds birthday party?
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>>556434847
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>>556433918
>We're gonna need $5 from everyone for pizza
LOL
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>>556438519
All $17,000 of it.
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>>556438798
Just dumping pics from previous threads
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>>556434572
jokes on you...urine is sterile
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>>556438982
preciate it anon
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>>556433918
Ill use it when cringethread
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>>556439092
Go out and ask people if you can drink their piss, and then drink it.

See what happens.
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if i wouldve know some /b/ros were going, i would have made the trip for some keks
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>>556439302
hacked dashcon?
And we don't have members here. Just users.
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>>556439302
Pretty sure nothing was hacked though. The ballpit was funny
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>>556438809
Just wanted add, the problem isn't with the con. The problem is with the average tumblr user. They suck.
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>>556439221
i drink my wifes piss all the time..i get a boner
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>>556439446
>1999+15
>not having a gold membership
sure smells like summer over here
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>>556439249
I would of went if I knew about it
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>>556439302
>hacked dashcon
Have you seen these sides
Went missing on july 13, 2014
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>>556439302

what the fuck is a 4chan member? like some sort of phallic representation of 4chans genitals? Im so confused.
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>>556438809
implying people from tumblr are mentally competent to not only come up with a solution to their problem, but even realize there is a problem in the first place.
seriously look how happy they all are in that ball pit
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>>556438809
>it was called tumblrcon at first, but tumblr got butthurt that they used the name because it's not sponsored by them
>no idea
>no idea
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>>556439542
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>>556435713
/fit/ here, dude needs to drink more water
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>>556439569
>letting people know about gold membership.
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>>556439761
That's actually a pretty good color when you're a Fedora wearer drinking 6 liters of Mountain Dew a day
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Anyone else wish they were there to fuck a desperate, horny tumblr chick?
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>>556439607
Trust me, you can't prepare your sides for this
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>>556438632
hidden gem
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>>556439092
Nothing to do with me pal. I just like the phrase 'for the safety of your health'.
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>>556440007
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>>556440007
>I'M AFRAID OF CONFRONTATION SO I'LL JUST BLADE 4CHAN
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lol
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>>556440007
lol
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Shills posting...
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>>556440054
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>>556439997
Dat desperate tumblr pussy tho
>>556440007
My lord they are just about as bad as us, except not in an ironic way
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>>556439302
>mfw hacking real life
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>>556439858
what am I reading?
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>>556439997
Seeing as there was an orgy, there would be multiple desperate horny tumblr chicks.

>thethirstisreal.mp5
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>>556437959
that's a chick... I hope because I wanna fuck her
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>>556440239
For real?
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>>556440239
my brain is literally full of fuck
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>>556434835
I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Made the **** beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures
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lol they almost got sued by a panelist ALREADY

http://bakerstreetbabes.tumblr.com/post/91649409655/dash-con

fucking thing ended a few hours ago and already someones threatening to sue
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>>556440007
For the sake of clarity, did 4chan do literally anything to these people and their stupid con?
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>>556440239
dude, don't post about how we're hacking google images.

Googly might check their employees and see how I've been tweaking the image search algorithm
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>>556434847
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>>556439997
>tfw i only live like half an hour away

yeah. yeah i do.
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>>556440460
Not a damn thing, they ruined it themselves
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>>556440384
holy fuck
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>>556439092
Not after it passes the urethra
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>>556440460
of course not!
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>>556440460
/pol/ dude pissed in the ballpen but thats about it
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>>556440030
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>>556440239
nice trolling assface
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>>556440007
That dude... is trolling.
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>>556439861

>Not having a Diamond Platinum membership

Captcha: sauve abougged
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>>556440542
we did nothing more than sit back and report in

except from the /pol/ guy, but he was just trolling people.

other than that, it was their own autistic failures
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>>556438445
Too soo
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>>556440007
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Part of me really feels bad for all the kids that paid money to attend this clusterfuck

This is why you don't let kids organize things I guess
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>>556438445
Oh jesus, oh my fucking god, i've never laughed so hard in my life.
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>>556438632
brb my sides just declared a war for independence
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>>556440302
A fake version of what the organizers really posted....which is an attempt to get away with stealing 17k....just google tumblr dashcon
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>>556433351
>that narrator
I want him to work for a fucking news team as an on the scene reporter
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>>556440460
>>556440773
>>556440625
It's not clear, but as far as we know, the /pol/ guy pissed in the ballpit and that's it.

Also, it raises the question that, if this hack thing was just a rumor, who started it - the scammers?
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>>556440305
I think this is from the orgy
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>>556440030
my sides, they hurt!
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>>556440007
It's obvious he is a 4chan member trolling both tumblr and 4chan to gain a flamewar. I don't mind though,
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>>556441196
Some guy last thread theorized that it was the admins of the con, thus the scammers.
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>>556439997
People got crabs from the orgy. There was a picture of it.
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>>556441196
>the scammers


yup. thats my guess
so they've blamed:
>the hotel for baker st babes having to pay thir own room
>paypal for not being able to pay nightvale
>hotel for changing their agreement (which especially bein a mariott owned hotel, they would NEVER do this)

>4chan will be the reason they will not be able to give refunds. mark my words
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>>556441196
Why do you keep saying he's from /pol/? He's a tumblrite.

http://rothschildreptillionaire.tumblr.com/

He and his friends have tweets about Israel/Palestine shit on their tumblr pages.
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>>556441202
Oh god, yes.

>My DIIIIIIICK
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>>556441196
Yeah, the rumor was started by the scammers. Just like they blamed WTNV for not wanting to give a panel without getting paid.
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>>556441575
>Implying there really was an orgy
Also
>>556438982
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>>556441694
>agreement
It was a 'verbal agreement'
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And this is why i lurk this fucking cancer of a site 12h+ a day.
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>>556441758
i GUARANTEE this is whats going on

and when they get called out, the landwhales will go into PTSD victim mode WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!!! I HAVE MUH TRIGGERS!!!
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>>556435713

So, I just watched a guy pee on a toilet.

Yep, I'm going places in life.
>>
If there's a 2015, I'm gonna be the one to piss in the ball pit
Be careful /b/ros for the safety of your health
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>>556434572
this is serious
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>>556441931
kek
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GET IN THE PIT AND TRY TO LOVE SOMEONE

#dashcon #17000
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>>556433351
See
>>>>556439675
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>>556441992
We will all be there, look for the guy pissing in the pool at the same time as you staring deeply into your eyes, that will probably be me
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>>556441913
its come out that their agreements were well documented in email about paying for rooms/travel/etc.

a hotel would NEVER reserve a convention hall on a verbal agreement. even if the money was paid upfront (which i think it was, or they wouldnt reserve it) there would still be contracts to be signed for liabilities and such


TL;DR: dashcon admins are full of shit and trying to go into damage control mode, but their autism gets in the way
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>>556442161
>tfw I accidently made that thread instead of posting it in this one
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>>556433918
I love that they knew in advance that the group wanted the money in advance.
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>>556434847
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>>556441694
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>>556442123
hahaha all those people look fucking pathetic sitting in that piss pool. except the blonde, shes kinda cute
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>>556441992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VaBhpkAWTs
> 2015 being 'even better'
Does that mean two ball pits for /pol/ to piss in.
It's funny how much these people love being scammed.
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>>556434572

#thisisserious doesn't get used enough
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>>556433351
WHY HAS NO-ONE MADE A JOKE ABOUT PISSING IN THE POOL
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>>556442272
>but their autism gets in the way
>mfw reading
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>>556438156
is that post-op hitler on the left???
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>>556442161
DISTRIBUTED THE MONEY AMONGST THEMSELVES AFTER CONVERTING IT TO BITCOIN

FOX 11 LEVEL REPORTING RIGHT THERE
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>>556442592
>Everyone already has
>Except you
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>>556442438
it has begun
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>>556440950
My fucking SIDES
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>>556439761

Hurrrr, I am from /fit/ guys, that makes me a fucking pissologist. I got my doctorate from the school of 4chan, I am a doctor.
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>>556442547
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>>556442547
wooo! we pissed away a weekend, accomodation, con and travel expenses and there was fuck all!
#femcon'14
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>>556442592
YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER, SEE
>>556434847
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>>556442438
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>>556436419
Mah fella oldfag, 386-usin' nigga! I was just telling my wife about the Aerosmith teeshirt I made with a dot matrix printer and iron-on paper with my 386 back in the day. Nostalgia as fuck!
I had a Packard Bell 386 16Mhz, 1MB RAM, and a 107MB HDD. I put a sound blaster in that bad boy and played the shit out of some Wolfenstein. Good times!
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>>556442958
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Fuck getting in the van

Get in the pit!

#andtrytolovesomeone
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>>556434847

glorious

beautiful to see some real OC
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>>556443029
>pissed away
>my sides
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>>556442958
b...but i am a doctor...
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>>556441726
Because of all the Jew jokes, pretty much. You might be right, he could just be taking influence from Sam Hyde or something.
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>>556434476
>also, a side note, this guy bought the fucking ticket to get into the con. so yeah level 50 douchebag
>i didnt buy SHIT, nobody had badges because there was no con security except outside the dealers hall

This guy is gold.
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>>556442438
SHUT IT DOWN THEY KNOW SHU-

oh wait
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>>556437434
you made me laugh. thank you
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>>556443301
Actually, there was a post saying that he just walked in, the security at the door left the first day
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>>556434847
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>>556442852

here we go
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>>556443426
tfw I didn't read the rest of your post
>>
Seeing this and then seeing a post trying to pin the blame on all the shit that they have been fucking up with on 4chan just goes to show you how stupidly retarded tumblr can be.
>>
This might be the perfect time to put the #Dashcon tag to use - Tumblr feminists were expecting something on the 20th.... but giving how popular this tag is now, it might be the perfect moment to cause some mischief...
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>>556443253

Whoa there Doogie Howser, what are you doing here? You should be off using your piss shade checking powers to help the world!
>>
So...still, /b/ hasnt gone after the organizers in our signature fashion? Or atleast this roxanne cunt who stole all that money? Why not?
>>
>>556443301
>>556443426
yup. security were all volunteers. left after the first day of the shitshow
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>>556443464
Guys we DID do this. You didn't get your bitcoins?
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>>556443464
fuck it let's take credit for it.
I'm sure they'll probably believe it
>>
>>556443727
I only got buttcoins and coinye
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>>556443640
So what you are saying is that we should give positive reviews for dashcon, encourage more tumblr fags to donate to dashcon and disprove any rumors that make the convention look bad to amplifiy damage.
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>>556443464
I say we take responsibility for it. Someone go make an "Anonymous" twitter account and post on behalf of 4chan taking responsibility.
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>>556441196
In the video where the organisers beg the crowd for $17k, they blame 4chan. It's probably somewhere in this thread and it's too late for me to make that kind of effort sozzah.
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>>556443834
why did coinye make me lose? goddamn it.
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Yo, guys. Taking donations for Chin-Con 2014 later this year. We need a squabillion dollars and are getting Moot himself to lead a panel. Homestruck fans and jews will not be allowed in. /pol/tards will be redpilled at the door. Bring your own ball pit.
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>>556443572
op here, this is why i fucking love 4chan

no one knows if an anon did influence the event somehow, yet tumblrfags think we're some sort of cohesive singleminded entity

it's like hivemind, a single person don't know fuck and doesn't give a shit but the group acts towards a goal
>>
>>556443756
>>556443727

but if we take credit the autist hamplanets who ran it will get away with the scam....i'd rather see them pay

maybe we should spread a rumor saying THE ADMINS are/b/tards. win-win IMO

admins get hounded out of tumblr, we get credit for sitting an laughing

most productive weekend evar
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I say we take credit for it! Let's come up with how we spent the 17,000$.

New hacking servers maybe?
>>
>>556433972
>What made you dress as the PM of Israel
>I say dress for the job you want

Cool guy/10
>>
>>556443861
>this
>why are we not doing this
>>
>>556443994

please this
>>
>>556443875
>>556443756
>>556443727

no, we frame the admins and say they were /b/tards all along

tumblr focuses their rage at the admins

we still get credit
>>
>>556443938
Fuck you, we already planned Fagcon 2014, it's gonna have 2 ballpits full of piss
>>
>>556442547
>2015
2 ball pits confirmed
>>
>>556444065
>>556443756
No you retards
>>
>>556436370
They should castrate you so you can't pee standing without soil yourself.
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>>556443994
actually wuite an idea
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>>556443938
EVERYONE BRING A BALL PIT. NO CHAIRS WILL BE PROVIDED.
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>>556443756
Faggot. There's no point in taking credit for something that is so beautiful in its own right.
>>
>>556444065
see
>>556443994

>>556444284
there is if it ruins the lives of the admin at the same time see above
>>
>>556444226
>>556444181
>>556444065
>>556443994

If we take the credit, they'll feel /oppressed/ and out themselves.
Therefore making tumblr look a) shitty b) to be working with 4chan
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>>556443994
it think it's funnier if they get away with it tbh
people from tumblr need all their money scammed away from them
>>
>>556433786
5000 people
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>>556434835
Why do you tumblrfags humiliate yourself like this? Do you get off on posts like this? I can assure you that /b/ gets off on posts like yours.
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>>556444065
But it's not true we did it, you shouldn't lie! :)
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>>556434754
baby skrillex
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>>556444065
How long can they go on like this? Seriously, where do they go from rock bottom?
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>>556434754
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>>556444186
>>556444202
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>>556444065
I bought a car.

>pic related, just took it
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>>556444065
I can't believe anyone is this stupid.

Shit, we fucked up so bad lets blame it on 4chan who will agree with it just to piss us off so we don't have to take responsibility. My parents are going to be so pissed I used their credit card..
>>
>>556443875
>>556443960
>>556444065

Faggots. All of you.
>>
>>556433918
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
Jesus fuck. That is amazing. Is there a video?
>>
>>556443994
This.
>>
>>556442445
>implying Kid Rock is cute
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>>556444724
It was removed from youtube, he said he's reuploading it tonight
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>>556444620
hard to say if shes ugly or pretty
>>
>>556444724
There's a vid of him pissing (don't know where) that was removed from youtube.
I think he said on his tumblr that he'd eventually re-upload.
>>
So, Tumblr's con failed on every level?

>a ball pit
Jesus fucking kek
>>
>>556443701
because shes a fucking hero you fag. I bet hse's lurking right now laughing her pussy off and rolling in money
>>
>>556444890
I wonder if we could convince even more people to piss or maybe even shit in the pool.
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this is the funniest fucking thing i have seen in a long time. thank you for bringing this to my attention.
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>>556444969
if you're into bad traps...
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My new hero, stole 17k from kids in one weekend.
>dashcon organizer, roxanne schwieterman
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>>556444407

I just want to spam gore on the Dashcon hashtag so they'll really think it was us (ie were "covering' it up by posting offensive shit on the dashcon tag)
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Shoopable
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>>556433351
ALL YOU FAGGOTS WELCOME
http://flockdraw.com/4chan
>>
Lets just say we planned it with the admins, then the admins gone away with the money without distributing it, win-win situation, admins fucked and we get credit.
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>>556433351
>there was a BDSM panel and DashCon allowed minors into it, along with other +18 panels where they did the same

this needs to be reported to the authorities, /b/. pretty sure this is against the law.
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>>556445268

Jews gotta Jew
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>>556445316
someone should make a back to the ballpit for tumblr fags lol.
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>>556445139
I am into a lot of things, friend.
Your mother, among other things.
>>
We could always blame someone else...
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>>556444065
Spending the money for all the most l33t 4channers to go to disneyland
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>>556445464
This xD
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>>556445293
>then they'll dig through the endless gore searching for something that isn't there
>so many "muh triggers"
someone get on this shit now!
>>
Wouldn't a BDSM panel trigger them their rape flashbacks?
>>
no one on tumblr is even taking this shit seriously
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>>556445408
exactly what we should do. tumblr faggots will rage an go after the admins, creating more lulz
>>
>>556445464
>lol
fucking summerfags
>>
>>556445497
lmao jokes on u she's dead rofl XD
>>
>>556445032
whats his tumblr?
>>
>>556445691
not unless it was a FEmale or some similar species running it
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>>556443994
supported.

But... why /b/tards?
We could say they were from /pol/
/pol/ doesn't have enough notoriety. Imagine if every board was as infamous.
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>>556445691
you would think

>>556445763
exactly why he's into her
>>
>>556445679

You can do this if you get extra Tumblr accounts lying around, they just have to exist for 48 hours before your posts will show in the hashtag search.

Knowing Tumblr, people are manually searching the #dashcon tag right now because it just happened. It's pretty much the perfect moment to fuck with them because all of this shit JUST went down.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCSgrHogq6I
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>>556445758
Yeah dude totally we should all say things like "kek" and "lel" because those aren't the exact same fucking thing at all.
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>>556445763
D;
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>>556445879
You fuckers are always one step ahead aren't you?
>>
>>556445846
and just how do you think we are going to get /d/ & /wsg/ notoriety
>>
>>556445691
I do not know what kind of triggers BDSM will cause to SJWs, but I do know it will trigger my erection in an explosive amount of time.
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>>556444261
Bring a spare ballpit for toilet breaks
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>>556445846
>not realizing /b/ is the scapegoat
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Their apology for the $17,000:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VaBhpkAWTs

essentially a fucking armyswamp of lies and cringe
do not watch if cringe is your trigger niggers
>>
IS NO ONE GOING TO ENCOURAGE ANYONE WHO IS CURRENTLY BROWSING AT 4CHAN TO PISS OR SHIT INTO THE BALL PIT, COME ON, SO FAR FROM ALL I KNOW, ONLY ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DID IT!
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>>556444261
4CHAN

FINAL DESTINATION

BALL PITS ONLY
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>>556445032
Not the best proof, but in his playlist you can see he had a video removed for 'sexual content'

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh
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>>556445846
Yes, I'm sure they'd be afraid of fluffy pony threads from infamous /mlp/
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