>implying I will ever stop laughing at the dashcon debable.
Join in on the fun guys! We got cringe, greed, cons, landwhales and tumblrtears.
>claim they needs to raise 17k in like an hour to pay the hotel
>hotel knows nothing about it
>performers don't get paid, dashcon administration doesn't let attendees know about it until AFTER the panel was about to start
>other panelists have to pay for everything themselves despite promises to the contrary
Thank you for posting this again. I keked my pants
This was the conventions "game room". Consisting of 1 tv, 1 console and.. well, chairs?
As Tumbler Loses ground to the Russians and 4chan, Queen Tumbler Whale Rallys her forces. "Ballpits and Bouncy houses for all platoons" She cries with a commanding tone.
Nobody knows. But after the on-site fundraiser to, according to the officials, keep dashcon from getting kicked out of the hotel, people got suspicious, contacted the hotel itself and they knew nothing about it.
So to prove to the audience that they weren't full of shit the dashcon admins provided this as proof that the 17k went straight to the hotel.
Ballpit and bouncy house material there.
My fucking sides....!
So tumblr landwhale convention and 4chan made them pay 17000 for a fake bill?
This is some organic tumblr shit that doesn't need any additives.
They also ran an indieGoGo fundraiser last year for the con, guess how many people got their donation rewards?
And let's not forget that the ones who paid extra for priority tickets to events that never happened because the performers never got paid and cancelled got an extra hour in the half-deflated urine-soaked ballpit.
This Convention smells like piss and Doritos.
THIS IS WHERE YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR MADE OF!
I'm packing for vacation today and monitoring the dashcon fuckery. Thx to you guys for keeping the goods flowing.
It's an actual panel that was at the con, dubbed "British Men with... Cheekbones"
The Ball Pit (which was just a damaged kiddie pool filled with balls and urine) was an actual "panel" at the con that people who reserved WTNV seats got an extra hour to play in
>mfw even Tumblrfags hate Dashcon
Today is a good day
>Many jewish people have been complaining about the elevators, because the shabbath prevents them from accessing them
Holy fuck my sides are taking electrostatic spectrum imagery of the planet of Neptune
Riding through and epic bread
Aww god. wipes tear . . .
>humanity gets faxed instructions for building a worm hole
>Jodie Foster takes a ride
>gallivants with alien disguised as dear old dad on beach
>seashells, seabreeze, stars, my sides part of alien constellation in the Vega system
I typed this so I could catch my breath. My wife can't wait to see what has me so blinkered
>We’ve taken this into account; If you have a sunday ticket, we’ll have a team of shabbos goyim to assist you. :)
am literally crying
I saw one earlier thread... here's all I know:
>mentally ill people from tumbler organize shin-dig
>sell tickets, promise speakers from dr. who and some other shit
>speakers cancel for lack of payment, and hotel is about to throw them out
>last-minute fundraiser (this is what is shown in the vid I believe)
>ticket holders get extra time in the ball pit or something
>urine in the ball room
>jews win oppression olympics by not even being able to push the goddamned elevator buttons
>It's an actual panel that was at the con, dubbed "British Men with... Cheekbones"
How can you fucking fail so bad. I mean that ball pit the 'game room' holy shit that is the worst thing ive ever seen. HOw could you even go outside after this bad of a failure.
PLEASE be real. Please.
I imagine at some point the admins will shift from damage control to a more cultish tactic of telling all the tumblerfags that the rest of the world hates them for their views and is trying to shut them down in order to set up the cult us-against-them dialectic.
How do i use tumblr? I am trying to troll them, but it just seems counter intuitive to me. I've got a blog and i am trying to get followers to spam with porn and crap but anyone got any suggestions?
you just post shit, then underneath your post you can "tag shit"
like #feminism #donkeydicks #Ihateniggers etc.
then those who are subscribed to those tags will see your post
Reblog any of the following
>Attack on Titan
>Kill La Kill
And you're golden
Actually iirc those posts only show up if you're the OP of said posts
Too much info floating around to make any sense whatsoever but this is the motherload of cringe.
There was a wedding between 2 tumblers .. kids attending BDSM rooms, pickpocketing, lotsa triggered whales .. a possible scam of 17k ...
Unsecured comment board now accepting trolls:
> DashCon landwhale: "We suspect it was 4chan, but we will not let the system beat us at this point"
Neptune has been photographed, now approaching Kuiper Asteroid Belt and on to Alpha Centauri
Can someone give me a tl:dr of the situation? I know pretty much nothing about tumblr people, the con they set up and whoever they invited for panels, just that it was a disastrious clusterfuck.
Like I said .. it's the motherload and there's just too much cringe for my sides to comprehend.. even 4chan gets an honourable mention in the donation plea of the whales ..
Archive.. need like a new thread with the absolute best of the best
Tumbrl con, conned people, and the events that actually happened were really troll. (BDSM for kids, someone pissed in the ball pit for adults.)
Guest celebrities didnt get paid, hotel scamed people even harder.
Yay us .. at about 0:30
Here's an explanation of some organiser in the other thread
Im going to play the long game with this blog. Try and get lots of followers and then fill their screens with gore and rape.
why all the tv show tags?
im sorry but i laughed pretty fucking hard at that
I honestly have no words to express my thoughts on this entire situation.
4chan gets on honourable mention is a few vids here and there, just too much to cringe right now ... getting the blame would be lame compared to the shit over at >>>/cgl/7676252 right now
If the owner of the youtube account Hebe Goldstein is with us in this thread, I would like to thank him for withstanding the blinding cringe of Dashcon and surviving in order to upload the videos to youtube.
Oh here's the image
> administration doesn't let attendees know about it until AFTER the panel was about to start
Just pointing out that this mean --
> administration tells attendees BEFORE the panel was starts
AFTER the panel was about to start is the same thing as BEFORE the panel starts.
Good job, idiot. You should be a journalist.
>4chan is the bogyman of tumbler
>tumblys are incapable of self analyzing and reforming themselves
its only logical that they will shift the blame
I'm struggling to make complete sense of what has gone on, but I suspect it's due to the nature of this thing having fucked up at every conceivable level. Am I right?
Does Tumblr demand you hand in your competence and ability to hold responsibility when you sign up?
These people are disgusting.
ponyfags are able to pull a decend con... several a year since 2011
why cant they do it?
What was the con supposed to be about? Tumblr general?
Ponycon is obviously ponies, and all the other cons have their main theme - typically something specific.
Lol so these fat fucking mcdonalds workers "feminist" fucks are pushing the blame onto 4chan because they don't have an ounce of smarts... makes sense
>"oh the thug life chose you"
well its actually smart to do given the fact the event antendees are dumb and cant see through em. They will feel the backlash in coming days and will regret even mentioning 4chan.
I know, but I'm talking in the general crowd.
Faggot in joker makeup at 10:15
a bunch of other cringe worthy shit strewn about. Hunger games shit at 10:45 again...
Don't be butthurt. If your mulatto like I am I'm sure you're more attractive than that poster anyways. Everyone knows mixed races are better looking than whites who mostly look inbred.
I'm looking forward to their "raid" on use tonight.
Revving up my sides, and my gore.
>DashCon aims to be the largest gathering of Tumblr users to date
That's all I needed to know to not like this shit. Time to get another twitter account banned.
fucking didn't save them man
cant find them on /pol/ right now
He probably is, meh also Argentinian so probably worse than your average whity
This site's to have fun, it's pretty easy to tell which responses are retards trying to get a reaction (Points at self)
Autist tumbling whale made a video summing up the battle.
The way she spoke was retardedly funny.
> a lone wolf in rainbow suspenders
My sides are ascending faster than the speed of light and have disproven Einstein's theory of the always-growing universe. Thanks.
I've made a lot of feminists cringe with this motherfucker gif, give it a shot raidfags
lot of feminists are veganfags also
Here is Dashcon OST to get you in the mood
You'll have to be more specific. We're talking about tumblr here. The chick on the webm with the spurting wrist? Probably not.
We're talking about tumblr here.
So is the meme that no one is allowed to explain anything in complete coherent sentences. I've read this entire thread and I still have no fucking idea what happened.
1. Some convention called DashCon took place somewhere in the universe.
2. The website Tumblr has some kind of relationship with this.
3. $17,000 was raised or it wasn't.
4. Some bigger loser than everyone at the Con went to it and harassed people with his ugly mustache.
5. There was a ball pit and a bouncy house.
6. Someone pissed in the ball pit.
X. What nation/state/city/hotel did this occur at?
X. When was the money raised, if it was ever raised?
X. 4chan is being blamed for what?
X. Did the Con organizers scam the people, or did the hotel scam the Con organizers?
X. Why does anyone here give a shit about one random convention that sucked?
I bet he pissed in the ballpit.
Can't trust that mustache.
But how would that have changed the essentially lack of effort put into the con. Isn't the hotel to provide various basic material ie tables? Seems pretty sketchy on the hotel's part if so.
>implying it will be ineffective against feminists
>implying it's younger than this site
summer sure is here
>During the con cause the faggots didnt raise enough beforehand
>We're being blamed for spreading "fake" rumors that the people who set up the con were scamming the tumblrfegs
>That is undetermined so far
>it's funny to look at the children having a good time in a pissy ballpit
lmao, there's a fucking spy among them.
Shit, my account didn't get banned back in business.
the piss has been planted!
My name is Anonymous. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I've told you my name: that's the Who. The Where could most readily be described as a rubber dinghy. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a rubber dinghy and being in a ball pit. The What is easy: recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect tumblr robbery. That's also the When. As for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can. Which leaves us only with the How; and therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub
>Queen Tumbler Whale Rallys her forces
all of my keks
>you know the tumblr admins aren't the ones running dashcon right?
I used "admins" in a universal sense. I am aware that Tumbr as a company has nothing to do with this besides hosting this mental illness on their platform.
Which one of you was it?
Ball pit, confirmed meme.
>mfw a dude and a kid in bed sheets as ghosts
thomas was it
oh its real...really sad...
I'm well aware half the time I see race threads I post as a white girl who craves nigger dick the rest of the time usually as a white supremacist. Poe's law is always in effect while on /b/
The know your meme site calls the ball pit pissing and deflating "rumors". But you can actually see the ball pit ruined in that Johnny Mustache video, and outside of the claims of people pissing in the ball pit, there are comments about the ball pit smelling like a toilet.
Posting from /cgl/ thread
Oh the fucking lulz
You couldn't hope for better
You fucked up
>landwhales trying to organize a con
lmao, nigga today is going to be a good day.
The wikipedia article got deleted, sadly
>butterflies fly away
lol, everyone's taking the ball pit moniker.
I still can't stop laughing.
>as compensation we'll let you soak in the half-deflated urin-filled kiddy pool for an hour extra
>also we need 17k
top, TOP fucking lel
so supposedly the organizers sai theyre going to refund the 17k dontions
they admitted the hotel didnt actually ask for it
how much you wanna be they'll have some excuse come monday about how theres too much paypal activity and they cant refund because paypal suspended their account or some bullshit
Anyone archiving this motherfuckin thread?
will make any tumblrfag butthurt
or screencap niggers
what is this? An image for ants?
There wasnt any black people at dash con. I want this re evaluated.
We know tumblrettes are retarded landwhales but I doubt they're THAT retarded.
>mfw This entire thread
> "4chan decided to start posting gore and triggering things in the tags, to trigger people and make them freak out, and they think it's absolutely hilarious."
Yes, love. Yes, yes I do.
you and me bro
Tumblr meet up.
They asked for 17,000$ for a hotel fee.
Turns out the fee doesn't exist
And some, a lot, are saying 4chan hacked the hotel computer to falsely display the fee and cause the problem.
At the end of the day, I'm laughing hard.
Tell that to this bitch. Look at that smile.
>At the end of the day, I'm laughing hard.
See but whether or not the fee is real, why would anyone think a ball pit was sufficient sole entertainment for an entire "convention". Which I'm sure etymologically, and by definition involves more than 1 thing.
I do not normally spend a lot of time behind my computer, but this has to be the best 2 hours spend in front of /b/ this month ..
i got an idea
lets all hammer the dashcon staff to 'refund' the cash we donated at the con. see if they'll be dumb enough to hand out $$ to random people
worst case you get $0 and get to trigger the dashcon organizers
>why would anyone think a ball pit was sufficient sole entertainment for an entire "convention"
They had a "gaming room" as well. Plenty of entertainment for all!
WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS
>>implying I will ever stop laughing
> at the dashcon debable.
> Join in on the fun guys! We got
> cringe, greed, cons, landwhales
> and tumblrtears.
>>claim they needs to raise 17k
> in like an hour to pay the hotel
>>hotel knows nothing about it
>>performers don't get paid, dashcon
> administration doesn't let attendees
> know about it until AFTER the
> panel was about to start
>>other panelists have to pay
> for everything themselves despite
> promises to the contrary
my reaction to all this. :-D
Here is a good example.
heres some its all over. ton of people (and their parents) called the hotel asking about it, and the staff had no idea wtf they were talking about
you could call the hotel right now and get the same story
hotels dont do shit like that. they will let it happen, then sue the shit out of you later
>my face still
no...im sure its easy to find the fat autistic fucks trying to run this trainwreck.
they'll be the urine soaked fatties at toys r us trying to return an econo-sized pack of ball pit balls and a broken kiddie pool
The second I heard the word "triggering" I paused the video, chugged some whiskey, stood up, went outside, had a cigarette, and thought about what the world is coming to...
sauce motherfucker, have tits in return
>mfw this entire thread
This thing almost makes me wanna do the same thing. Even if I get caught red-handed, people would still defend me (or I could always pull the good old "eBaum's did it" trick) and I wouldn't have to reimburse them.
17k of tax exempt money, shit yeah
Summary of events so far:
con staff trying to push more expensive tickets onto people that apparently came with a Steam Powered Giraffe show ticket (which is apparently not happening)
vendor hall mostly empty for some undisclosed reason
Welcome To Night Vale ditched the con and cancelled their panel and performance when DashCon would not pay them. attendees sat in the room for an hour before they got an explanation
people paid RESERVE SEATS months in advance for the WTNV panel
Con staff insisting they had people in the thousands attending and present at the venue, when real numbers were closer to 500
Panels and events were not planned at all, with hotel mints being given out as prizes
Games room had just a single TV in it and some tables
there was a BDSM panel and DashCon allowed minors into it, along with other +18 panels where they did the same
some people started to sing Let It Go and were verbally assulted
DashCon meow blaming the bank for not being able to pay WTNV
people are demanding partial or full refunds (and they will not likely see any of it due to the con not actually having any money)
it has already spread around that DashCon was likely a scam
last night they ran an emergency #SaveDashCon thing and raised like 17,000 bucks
nobody knows where it went
most of their contracts were verbal only
rumors of the venue meow threatening to shut the whole thing down
someone urinated in the ball pit
I can't believe this is real. Keep tippin' /b/
niggers you need to save this link
it's fucking gold to assfuck tumblrfags with later
>vast butthurt predicted