Alright, listen up you dirty maggots. First order of the night:

>>556300192

Two risotto, one scallop salad and a Caesarean, YES CHEF!

Is that a dish for you OP? I mean the only reason i ask is because it sounds like a faggot dish filled with no real protein, slow burning carbs or essential vitamins. Why don't you take your pussy ass dish to /lgbt/ im sure they will eat it up

yes chef!

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>>556300471
One Caesarean? You have got to be fucking pulling my leg!

>>556300192
THE RAVIOLI IS FRESH EVERY DAY WE TAKE IT FROM THE CAN

>>556300724

Sorry Chef, I grew up in a house with a lot of lead paint and my parents are first cousins. I will try harder. This is my dream. Please give me one more chance....

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>>556300192
How many orders of pizza did you need again?

>TWO MINUTES ON THE RISOTTO CHEF

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>>556300192
Fuck you chef. I do muh own shet aight?

>>556301537
you might want to make another one, I ate it.

>>556300192

Chef! I can't find the Cream for the Risotto

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Here's the scallop chef

>WALKING WITH THE SCALLOPS CHEF

>>556301764
RAW. EVERYBODY COME HERE AND TOUCH THIS. JUST TOUCH IT.

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>>556300192
I'm on it chef - two scallops coming up - Gail's on the risotto - Trevor's handling the salad

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>>556301290
You have got to be fucking around? You try to pull that bullshit in my kitchen, and it's your dick that will be served to the pigs tonight!

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>>556301635
Ho, you stupid bitch!

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>>556301764
Have you gone FUCKING MAD?! If you try to give me them anemic pieces of shit I'll fucking throw them up your ass sideways.

>>556301865
Finally, some fucking clear skies opening up in this kitchen. Second order of the night:

One beef wellington, one scallop, two salmon.
Is that clear?

>>556301892

Fucking amerifat TV blurs the mouth on swear words and bleeps them. How fucking retarded and puritanical is that?

>>556302492
One beef Carlton, a side of potato skins, and a human foot coming right up chef

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>>556302492
YES CHEF
>starts cooking two salmon

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>>556302492

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>>556302271
Fuck you chef. This piece's of shit out there are gonna get what they get bitch.

>>556302838
Sabrina we don't need more salmon, my pussy already has it.
>salmonvadge reporting in

>>556300192

>Two scallops, one risotto, one caesar salad. Is that clear?!

I'm sorry, we don't serve faggots here. You're going to have to leave.

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>>556302815
If I get anything less than a perfect beef wellington from you, I'll personally fucking skin the meat off your ass and sear it until its medium fucking rare.

>>556302492
One beef, one scallop, two salmon, Yes Chef

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>>556303093

Chef, I slipped with the knife. What do I do?

>SALMON IS READY BUT JASON IS LAGGING ON THE GARNISH CHEF

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>>556303093
Here ya go cheffy boi

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>>556300192
the person leaving hell's kitchen tonight is... me

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>>556302975
Amazing, a fucking order up to perfection. Can I please get a fucking risotto? And how much longer on that Salmon?

>>556303336
throw jason under the fucking bus why don't you!

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>>556303093
Do it you bitch.

>>556303336

Yeah, fuck, you aren't a team player. If we go up tonight I am nominating you...

>>556303472
4 m-m-m- uhmm chef, maybe 3 minutes CHEF!

>>556303472
about 2 more inches longer chef!

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>>556303472
Don't worry chef i got the choco milk

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>>556303661
Im nominating you cunt. Work harder in the fucking kitchen

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>>556303472
shit

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>>556303472
risotto up

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Here's the Caesar, plated and good to send, Chef

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Give Jason a chance to respond:

>Jason: BLARGLEGLARBLE ANAL EXPLOSIVE BLARGLE

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>>556303472
walking with the risotto CHEF

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>>556304027
Fuck you and your milk

>>556304125
Stupid bitch.

fuck yourself gordan I shat on all the food you cunt.

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>>556303472
3 MINUTES CHEF! 3 MINUTES!

>>556300192
CHEF HOW DO YOU MAKE A CAESAR SALAD

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>>556304125
try again

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>>556303472
About that pizza earlier

>>556304125

FUCKING BAN HIM!

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>>556304168
You think this is a fucking risotto? There is no fucking flavor, it's fucking drier than your mum's cunt. Can I get somebody in this kitchen to come up with one fucking risotto?

>>556304324
Shut the hell up.

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>>556304327
>errrm, the salmon's actually gonna take about 10 minutes...what should I do? I can't tell Chef, he'll go ballistic...
>Just hurry it up, maybe he won't notice...

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>>556304372
not again

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>>556300192

And a naked dude.

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>>556304497
SORRY CHEF!

>>556300192
excuse me chef? i'm vegan and i can't eat anything that could have ever come into contact with an animal. Exploiting animals is wrong and I just can't bring my self to ever endangering them.

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>>556304497
Don't worry chef. I cooked for the General of the Western front himself.

>>556304605
CHEF THE SALMONS GONNA TAKE 10 MORE MIUTES!

>>556304258

Reported for rule violation.

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>>556304497
i aint no bitch

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>>556304497
Here it is Chef

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Here's the salmonella you asked for chef...

>>556303472
>>556303472
Uuuuh uhm c chef? Is it cool if I vim in that cream shit Jasons about and I saw a thread about Cumming inmuh soup, l like a si signature

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>>556304625
What are you, a fucking four-year-ol--- um, nevermind

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>>556304990
Ten fucking minutes?! You want to know why salmon swim through the ocean? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT.

Jesus fucking christ, I have an order up, please: one chicken, one beef wellington, and one pork.

Can we get it fucking together?

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Less talk and more cooking you bastards

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>>556304990
shut up and i'll show you my tits

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>>556305638
U WOT M8

>>556305691
Together? like all in one plate and shit? Whatever, you da boss chef. coming right up

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>>556305151
Unbelievable, a perfectly fucking cooked risotto. Why was that so difficult?

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>>556305691
HERES THE PORK BELLY CHEF

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>>556305691

Yes Chef! 1 Beef Wellington, coming right to the window

Shit, I have to leave and go pretend that I left my kid in the car all day by accident!

>>556305691
>>556304990
GOD-DAMNIT
SORRY CHEF
I'M ON IT - HELPING GAIL WITH THE PORK

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>>556306046
You think that's a fucking pork belly? This shit has absolutely no flavor, have you forgotten what fucking salt and pepper is? The only thing I could fucking taste is the massive amounts of grease from the oil you pissed on this.

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Oh fuck

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Chef my long rice will be ready in 30 seconds

>>556305691
THE PORK IS SO RAW, IT'S STILL SINGING HAKKUNA MATTATTA!!!!!!!!

>>556306392
THATS THE HONEY AND APRICOT GLAZE CHEF

>>556306392
Come over here and say that to my face! You're not so tough if you don't have a knife in your hand. You're just an underwanked bully!

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>>556306827
You fucking idiot! The glaze makes it so fucking sweet, you could add spice and everything nice and get a fucking girl. Can somebody fucking competent seer a pork belly?

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>>556306827
>>556306392
No chef you're right I'm sorry chef.

Here I hope this is better.

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>>556306438
STOP!!! HAVE YOU GIVEN UP??!!

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hurs da saled chuf

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>>556307209
Found a couple on Craigslist. they say they can cook, Chef

>>556307464

Yes I have chef

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>>556306915
Has this kitchen gone bat shit bonkers? I will close this shit down so fucking fast, you'd think its a toilet. Give me a fucking reason not to close it down.

>>556300192
Chef! I lost my Two scallops in the pan! Wat do?

>>556307261
>>556307693

Pork belly done ready for next order chef!

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>>556307261
Finally, a fucking pork belly without a sweetness that would give a four-year old a damn rush. I don't know why this is so complicated.

>>556307665
GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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oops.

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chuf Gordo i mad u soup

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>>556300192

http://youtu.be/zzQ1hdVvAr0

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>>556308056
>image

>>556308056

Yes chef

> Leaves Hells Kitchen

>>556308014

Sabrina, Chef is an awful cook. I bet I could do his job. Dead easy.

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>>556307921

I need two chicken, two Amuse-bouche, and one shepherds pie! Is that clear?

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>>556308014
OH SHIT CHEF IM SORRY I FORGOT THE CRISPY CHICKEN

HERE IT IS WITH THREE DIPPING SAUCES AS PROMISED

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Spare some cash for some smack bro?

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>>556308220
that guy was a propa faget, yeah?

>>556308545
Second one is coming out of the frier in 30 seconds chef!

Shepherd's pie is in the oven

Hallo my name is dewberry lel i can cook meth

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>>556308740
>>556308014
>>556308420

One deconstructed shepards pie chef!

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>>556308651
YOU'VE STOPPED CARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sup chef how is it going

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>>556304125
MODS

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the vip guest has arrived
please do not screw this up for fuck sake