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Alright, listen up you dirty maggots. First order of the night:

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Alright, listen up you dirty maggots. First order of the night:

Two scallops, one risotto, one caesar salad. Is that clear?!
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>>556300192

Two risotto, one scallop salad and a Caesarean, YES CHEF!
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Is that a dish for you OP? I mean the only reason i ask is because it sounds like a faggot dish filled with no real protein, slow burning carbs or essential vitamins. Why don't you take your pussy ass dish to /lgbt/ im sure they will eat it up
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yes chef!
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>>556300471
One Caesarean? You have got to be fucking pulling my leg!
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>>556300192
THE RAVIOLI IS FRESH EVERY DAY WE TAKE IT FROM THE CAN
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>>556300724

Sorry Chef, I grew up in a house with a lot of lead paint and my parents are first cousins. I will try harder. This is my dream. Please give me one more chance....
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>>556300192
How many orders of pizza did you need again?
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>TWO MINUTES ON THE RISOTTO CHEF
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>>556300192
Fuck you chef. I do muh own shet aight?
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>>556301537
you might want to make another one, I ate it.
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>>556300192

Chef! I can't find the Cream for the Risotto
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Here's the scallop chef
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>WALKING WITH THE SCALLOPS CHEF
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>>556301764
RAW. EVERYBODY COME HERE AND TOUCH THIS. JUST TOUCH IT.
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>>556300192
I'm on it chef - two scallops coming up - Gail's on the risotto - Trevor's handling the salad
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>>556301290
You have got to be fucking around? You try to pull that bullshit in my kitchen, and it's your dick that will be served to the pigs tonight!
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>>556301635
Ho, you stupid bitch!
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>>556301764
Have you gone FUCKING MAD?! If you try to give me them anemic pieces of shit I'll fucking throw them up your ass sideways.
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>>556301865
Finally, some fucking clear skies opening up in this kitchen. Second order of the night:

One beef wellington, one scallop, two salmon.
Is that clear?
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>>556301892

Fucking amerifat TV blurs the mouth on swear words and bleeps them. How fucking retarded and puritanical is that?
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>>556302492
One beef Carlton, a side of potato skins, and a human foot coming right up chef
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>>556302492
YES CHEF
>starts cooking two salmon
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>>556302492
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>>556302271
Fuck you chef. This piece's of shit out there are gonna get what they get bitch.
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>>556302838
Sabrina we don't need more salmon, my pussy already has it.
>salmonvadge reporting in
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>>556300192

>Two scallops, one risotto, one caesar salad. Is that clear?!

I'm sorry, we don't serve faggots here. You're going to have to leave.
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>>556302815
If I get anything less than a perfect beef wellington from you, I'll personally fucking skin the meat off your ass and sear it until its medium fucking rare.
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>>556302492
One beef, one scallop, two salmon, Yes Chef
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>>556303093

Chef, I slipped with the knife. What do I do?
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>SALMON IS READY BUT JASON IS LAGGING ON THE GARNISH CHEF
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>>556303093
Here ya go cheffy boi
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>>556300192
the person leaving hell's kitchen tonight is... me
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>>556302975
Amazing, a fucking order up to perfection. Can I please get a fucking risotto? And how much longer on that Salmon?
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>>556303336
throw jason under the fucking bus why don't you!
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>>556303093
Do it you bitch.
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>>556303336

Yeah, fuck, you aren't a team player. If we go up tonight I am nominating you...
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>>556303472
4 m-m-m- uhmm chef, maybe 3 minutes CHEF!
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>>556303472
about 2 more inches longer chef!
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>>556303472
Don't worry chef i got the choco milk
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>>556303661
Im nominating you cunt. Work harder in the fucking kitchen
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>>556303472
shit
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>>556303472
risotto up
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Here's the Caesar, plated and good to send, Chef
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Give Jason a chance to respond:

>Jason: BLARGLEGLARBLE ANAL EXPLOSIVE BLARGLE
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>>556303472
walking with the risotto CHEF
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>>556304027
Fuck you and your milk
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>>556304125
Stupid bitch.
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fuck yourself gordan I shat on all the food you cunt.
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>>556303472
3 MINUTES CHEF! 3 MINUTES!
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>>556300192
CHEF HOW DO YOU MAKE A CAESAR SALAD
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>>556304125
try again
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>>556303472
About that pizza earlier
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>>556304125

FUCKING BAN HIM!
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>>556304168
You think this is a fucking risotto? There is no fucking flavor, it's fucking drier than your mum's cunt. Can I get somebody in this kitchen to come up with one fucking risotto?
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>>556304324
Shut the hell up.
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>>556304327
>errrm, the salmon's actually gonna take about 10 minutes...what should I do? I can't tell Chef, he'll go ballistic...
>Just hurry it up, maybe he won't notice...
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>>556304372
not again
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>>556300192

And a naked dude.
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>>556304497
SORRY CHEF!
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>>556300192
excuse me chef? i'm vegan and i can't eat anything that could have ever come into contact with an animal. Exploiting animals is wrong and I just can't bring my self to ever endangering them.
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>>556304497
Don't worry chef. I cooked for the General of the Western front himself.
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>>556304605
CHEF THE SALMONS GONNA TAKE 10 MORE MIUTES!
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>>556304258

Reported for rule violation.
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>>556304497
i aint no bitch
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>>556304497
Here it is Chef
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Here's the salmonella you asked for chef...
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>>556303472
>>556303472
Uuuuh uhm c chef? Is it cool if I vim in that cream shit Jasons about and I saw a thread about Cumming inmuh soup, l like a si signature
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>>556304625
What are you, a fucking four-year-ol--- um, nevermind
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>>556304990
Ten fucking minutes?! You want to know why salmon swim through the ocean? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT.

Jesus fucking christ, I have an order up, please: one chicken, one beef wellington, and one pork.

Can we get it fucking together?
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Less talk and more cooking you bastards
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>>556304990
shut up and i'll show you my tits
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>>556305638
U WOT M8
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>>556305691
Together? like all in one plate and shit? Whatever, you da boss chef. coming right up
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>>556305151
Unbelievable, a perfectly fucking cooked risotto. Why was that so difficult?
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>>556305691
HERES THE PORK BELLY CHEF
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>>556305691

Yes Chef! 1 Beef Wellington, coming right to the window
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Shit, I have to leave and go pretend that I left my kid in the car all day by accident!
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>>556305691
>>556304990
GOD-DAMNIT
SORRY CHEF
I'M ON IT - HELPING GAIL WITH THE PORK
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>>556306046
You think that's a fucking pork belly? This shit has absolutely no flavor, have you forgotten what fucking salt and pepper is? The only thing I could fucking taste is the massive amounts of grease from the oil you pissed on this.
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Oh fuck
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Chef my long rice will be ready in 30 seconds
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>>556305691
THE PORK IS SO RAW, IT'S STILL SINGING HAKKUNA MATTATTA!!!!!!!!
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>>556306392
THATS THE HONEY AND APRICOT GLAZE CHEF
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>>556306392
Come over here and say that to my face! You're not so tough if you don't have a knife in your hand. You're just an underwanked bully!
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>>556306827
You fucking idiot! The glaze makes it so fucking sweet, you could add spice and everything nice and get a fucking girl. Can somebody fucking competent seer a pork belly?
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>>556306827
>>556306392
No chef you're right I'm sorry chef.

Here I hope this is better.
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>>556306438
STOP!!! HAVE YOU GIVEN UP??!!
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hurs da saled chuf
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>>556307209
Found a couple on Craigslist. they say they can cook, Chef
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>>556307464

Yes I have chef
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>>556306915
Has this kitchen gone bat shit bonkers? I will close this shit down so fucking fast, you'd think its a toilet. Give me a fucking reason not to close it down.
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>>556300192
Chef! I lost my Two scallops in the pan! Wat do?
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>>556307261
>>556307693

Pork belly done ready for next order chef!
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>>556307261
Finally, a fucking pork belly without a sweetness that would give a four-year old a damn rush. I don't know why this is so complicated.
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>>556307665
GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oops.
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chuf Gordo i mad u soup
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>>556300192

http://youtu.be/zzQ1hdVvAr0
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>>556308056
>image
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>>556308056

Yes chef

> Leaves Hells Kitchen
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>>556308014

Sabrina, Chef is an awful cook. I bet I could do his job. Dead easy.
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>>556307921

I need two chicken, two Amuse-bouche, and one shepherds pie! Is that clear?
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>>556308014
OH SHIT CHEF IM SORRY I FORGOT THE CRISPY CHICKEN

HERE IT IS WITH THREE DIPPING SAUCES AS PROMISED
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Spare some cash for some smack bro?
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>>556308220
that guy was a propa faget, yeah?
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>>556308545
Second one is coming out of the frier in 30 seconds chef!

Shepherd's pie is in the oven
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Hallo my name is dewberry lel i can cook meth
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>>556308740
>>556308014
>>556308420

One deconstructed shepards pie chef!
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>>556308651
YOU'VE STOPPED CARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sup chef how is it going
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>>556304125
MODS
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the vip guest has arrived
please do not screw this up for fuck sake
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