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So...a couple months ago I had the most awkward moment of my

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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So...a couple months ago I had the most awkward moment of my life occur. And last week, the craziest thing happened. I would like some input, if you faggots don't mind. Lemme explain:
>be me
>be only child
>be a year ago
>be 23
>mom and dad invite me over to talk about something
>mfw they tell me I'm not an only child
>whaa.jpg
>a few years before the had me they had another kid
>daughter
>they were in high school so they gave the kid up for adoption
>not sure how to feel
>fast foreward six months
>decide to find my sister
>hire PI
>tell him wassup
>get the dude to find my sister
>finds sister
>I look at the name
>mfw it's my ex
>awshitnigga.mp4
>can't even begin to grasp this
>mfw I banged the shit out of my sister in high school
>mfw I came in my sister's mouth more times than I can count
>mfw I took my sister's anal virginity
>mfw I used to cum in my sister's pussy whenever she was on her period
>Jesus fucking Christ
>mind=explode
>text my sister
>tell her we gotta talk
>break it down for her
>mfw she doesn't blink
>"...wow"
Cont
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>>556239296
>she comes over
>opens the door. Everybody walk the dinosaur!
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>>556239512
Actually no
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>>556239296
Are there nudes to this story?
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Nice thread op haha
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>>556239296

Too bad this isn't true.
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Enjoying your summer I see 0/10
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Bump for interest
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>>556239512
You're the faggot in this thread, congrats
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>>556240000
Got Quads and my ID has DCK in it. Today was a good day 10/10
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>>556239512
Lol
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>>556240326

Quads confirms the barbeque dick
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>>556240326
They call me BBQ Dick
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>>556240326

Just wakin' up in the mornin' gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
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>>556240000
BBQ DCK and quads
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>she has to meet her (our) parents
>tell my parents I found my sister
>they wanna make it an event, have dinner and stuff
>mfw I have to reintroduce my ex-girlfriend to my parents as their fucking first-born daughter
>my parent's fw they see her
>cut to the most uncomfortable dinner in the history of dinner
Really, what kind of conversation do you have over dinner about that?
Cont
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>>556240326
quads demand dick on bbq
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>>556240000
You must legally change your name to Barbeque Dick.
Can't say no cuz quads.
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>>556240768
It took you ten minutes to write that much?
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>>556240768

Is the girl above your sister OP?
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>>556240768
why would you do that? if they knew her when she was your gf/ex why would you then be like 'lul mom and dad guess what, shes your daughter'. no one would do that. your story is bullshit
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>>556239296
my bullshit detecter wants to know how much older than you is she? why did they keep you if they were so young.
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>>556240326
your ID says BBQ DCK
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>>556240671
no barkin' from the dog
no smog
and momma cut the breakfast with no hog
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>>556240768
nudes or the story is bullshit
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lurking
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>>556240768
pre-type this shit while you wait for the timer to run out. I want to stay hard.
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To the BBQ dick and quads
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>>556241269
Story is bullshit so declares the BBQ dick
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>>556241128
I'm sorry, you're gonna have to rephrase. I don't get what you're trying to say.
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>>556241416
praise be to BBQ dick
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>>556241013
>>>>>>>>THIS
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>>556240768
>>556239296
my bull shit detector wants to know how much older than you is your sister? why were you the one to hire the PI? why did you and not your parents contact her?
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>>556239724
haha
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>>556241416
BBQ DCK SPEAKS
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>>556241162
This!
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>>556241423
why would you reintroduce this girl to inform them it was actually their daughter.

if they wanted to find her they could have done what you did. because you wanted to find your 'sister' doesnt mean they needed to know and then have it said to them they you two also fucked
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>>556241162
A couple years. My parents gave her up because they were fresh 18 and still in high school at the time. Pretty much out of the womb and into an orphanage. It killed my parents to give her up so a few years later when I was born they decided to keep me even though they were both still in college. It worked out alright.
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>>556239296
>>556240768
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
That is a really shit story. Try again, millenial toddler born Y2K+ fagglet.
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>>556241162
His parents obv didnt want to keep the weaker sex.
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>>556241020
He had to come up with it.
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probably walk dinosaur amirite?
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>the storeis n infomation posed here are autistic tworks of friction n falsood.

>only a fuel wood take anthing posed her ass fagt.
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>>556241787
your parents settled for a fgt
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>>556241787
Post pics of her, the BBQ dick demands it
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>>556240000
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>>556241423
>>556241678
Basically, why'd you introduce her if you knew it'd turn out awkward?
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>>556240000

All hail to the Barbecue Dick 0000!
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>>556239296
>>556240000

Fuck off OP, this is Barrbeque Dick's thread now.
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>>556241416
BARBEQUE DICK IS MY SAVIOR
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so i guess we're all taking about barbeque dick now
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>>556239296
>daughter

stopped reading here
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>>556241678
They didn't really wanna find her like I did. I wanted to. But once I told them, they kinda had a change of heart.
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PICS PLZ NAO
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>>556242457
Who isn't peasant?
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Barbeque dick
is so great and stuff
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>>556242505
of course they did. they figured why not.

the fact that you did all these and even still did it once you found out she was an ex proved youre just a selfish faggot and wanted to cause such an uncomfortable thing
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>>556242505
so are we getting pics or more story or what
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>>556242505
Continue the story OP!
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BBQ Dick, bathe us in your sweet tangy glory.
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fuck the sun, praise BBQ dick!
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>>556242795
>>556242802

give him time. he has to think of it and also decide whether there is enough interest in his bullshit story to spend the time and write it out
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>>556242856
Only those who appease me shall embrace my tangy seed
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OP you had sex with your sister hahahaha weird ass fucker. better kill yourself now
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BBQ DCK is a fucking faggot, you're all fucking faggots.
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Can I get back to the story, please? Or do you guys still wanna try to poke holes in it?
And yeah, it was gonna be awkward. But once I found her, they really wanted to meet her. What was I supposed to do, tell them I didn't really find her, that it was a joke? And then what would happen if my little "joke" spurred them into looking for her themselves? They were gonna find out one way or another...
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Yeah
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>>556243074
explain to them how your sister is a whore!
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>>556243074
continue
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>>556243001

you must be new here
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>>556243074
pics of sister nao then cont
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>>556239296
>>556240000

OK, everyone from now on, we refuse to agnowledge OP's thread topic

Do not reply to OP, and do not mention the original topic.

This thread belongs to Barbeque Dick

ALL HAIL BARBEQUE DICK!
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Plz keep going
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>>556243238
Hi my name is carl whats yours?
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no proof
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

fuck off OP
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>>556243283

fuck off
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>>556243074
Have you fucked since knowing?
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>>556243074
>Can I get back to the story, please? Or do you guys still wanna try to poke holes in it?

Yes, because you NEED to reply to everyone. Fucking idiot.
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>>556243351
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>>556243074
Picture!!!!!!!!!
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I can't believe no one has posted a pic of BBQ Dick yet
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>>556240326
I'm still trying to grasp this
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This is now a BBQ Dick thread
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>>556242965
>>556242909
Daily, daily, sing the praises
Of the city BBQDICK hath made;
In the beauteous fields of Eden
Its foundation stones are laid.
O that I had wings of angels,
Here to spread and heavenward fly!
I would seek the gates of Zion,
Far beyond the starry sky.
All the walls of that dear city
Are of bright and burnished gold;
It is matchless in its beauty,
And its treasures are untold.
In the midst of that dear city
Christ is reigning on His seat,
And the angels swing their censers
In a ring about His feet.
From the throne a river issues,
Clear as crystal, passing bright,
And it traverses the city
Like a sudden beam of light.
There the forests ever blossom,
Like our orchards here in May;
There the gardens never wither,
But eternally are gay.
There the meadows green and dewy
Shine with lilies wondrous fair;
Thousand, thousand, are the colors
Of the waving flowers there.
There the wind is sweetly fragrant,
And is laden with the song
Of the seraphs, and the elders,
And the great redeem├Ęd throng.
O I would my ears were open
Here to catch that happy strain!
O I would my eyes some vision
Of that Eden would attain!
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>>556243351
shut up David Davidson, we know its you
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>>556239296
This is copypasta
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>>556240000
postin in an epic thread lalala
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>>556243353
Your one of those honey mustard worshippers aren't you?
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Shit, you incest-loving weirdos are just jealous that it didn't happen to you. Well, I guess I am one too now, but I'm getting to that
So after that dinner:
>go outside to smoke with ex/sis
>sis says "that. Was. So. Fucking. Weird."
>"yeah. Yeah it was."
>sis: "let's...let's never ever talk about this. Ever."
>"agreed."
>cut to one week later
>I get a text
>sis
>wants to talk
>we get coffee
>talk about how this essentially ruined everything
>mom and dad won't talk with either of us
>can't shake the weird feeling about everything
Okay, yes. I should have typed all this out beforehand. I'm leaving out important details trying to get the story out faster. I'm sorry /b/
But I shall continue if you're patient with me.
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>>556244095
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bump
working on bbq dick oc
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Archived thread.

>>556239296
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>>556244335
mfw
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>>556244335
still calling bullshit
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>>556244412
why? this is one of the dumbest threads.
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>>556244570
It is pretty shitty
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>>556244335
I'm very patient. Just freaking give me the details.
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>>556244335
Jesus Fuck OP. Learn to type faster or pretype this shit.
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>>556240000
sheeeit
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>>556245021
not a dick 5/10
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>>556244335
I have already lost interest in this thread op. Kill yourself faggot
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>>556244335
BBQ dick demands the pic
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>>556244335
just
just give up
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BARBEEE-Q DICK
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>>556244335
This is an epic thread op
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>>556245187
find me a bbq dick pic then nigger
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>>556245476
Nice ID FHAG
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>tfw BBQ DCK
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>>556245407
Not amused
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>>556240000
ALL RIGHT FUCKERS, LISTEN UP!

Barbeque Dick will not stand the gross injustice that OP still thinks he owns this thread.

Once again, do not reply to OP, or agknowledge, unless he resigns the thread, and praises BBQDCK

ALL HAIL BARBEQUE DICK!
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>>556245476
lol faggot
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>>556245627
thought that was a black dick.
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>>556245504
you think i havnt fucking tried??
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>>556245601
Fuck you that's the best I can do with a laptop
and check my id out.
It means I'm a chosen disciple
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>>556245627
Now that's an amazing BBQ dick. I would eat that up
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whats a bbq dock
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>>556240000
>BBQ DCK
>quads
The legends were true
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>>556240326
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>>556239296
NUDES? that's an awesome story.
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>>556245792
Put bbq on your dick and post pics
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continue, OP
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>>556245810
Imposter condiment
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>>556240000
yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>556244726
why? we got the BBQ DCK and quads, so hail yourself and let him archieving your glory day
>inb4 best day of BBQ DCK's life
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ITT closet faggots find an outlet to express their faggotry and love of dick by latching onto a random ID

meanwhile the rest of us just want to hear more about OP's saga of accidentally his long lost sister
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>>556245637
TWO BBQs in one thread
BbQ the second
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>>556244502
>>556244518
Yet you're both here. Whatever guys.
>we decide to do something
>go to parents' house
>have a real, honest conversation about this
>it boiled down to is saying "yes. This is super fucked up. It's strange. It's weird. But it happened. Let's move past it and try to be a family. We never have to talk about it again."
>we all agree
>still weird, but things get better on the homefront
>sis and I start hanging out semi-regularly
>we agree to never talk about our relationship again, just so it isn't weird
>it's kinda fun having a sister
>one night we get drunk together downtown
>try wing manning one another with qt3.14's
>get sloppy drunk
>go outside club to get air
>we chat next to the dumpsters over a cigarette
>sis says "hey anon."
>"yeah?"
>she smiles
>"you remember when we snuck tequila to the football game when you were still in high school?"
>I laugh
>"yeah."
>sis says "we got piss drunk and fucked behind the dumpsters raw."
>awkward laugh
>blood to boner
>ohshitnigga.mp4
Cont
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>>556246187
not to mention two of them just keep going on about it
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>>556246187
>Calling quads and topkek ID faggy
>Is fapping to incest greentext
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>>556240000
just poastin in a legend thread
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>>556246187
OP has failed BBQDICK and his disciples by abandoning this thread like it was the Titanic
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> Be PI
> Get a bunch of low paying assholes who want me to find their long lost something or others
> One day this beta looking motherfucker comes to me and asks me to find his long lost sister put up for adoption, gives me his sob story
> Decide I should fuck with this guy just for shits 'n gigs
> Look up the guy, find all his previous gfs, not many though so it was easy
> Find the one he dated the longest and probably introduced to his family
> Tell the kid that his ex was his sister
> He actually falls for it
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>>556245627
can somebody archive this glorious BBQDICK thread? jesus
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Old pasta
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>>556246337
aaaaand here's where the story turns to bullshit
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>>556246337
im here for BBQ dick not your bullshit post nudes of sis or gtfo
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I am BARBEQUE THE SECOND
HAIL ME
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>>556246103
I like you ranch dressing, you are a chosen disciple
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>>556246486
wryyy
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>>556246439

its an interesting scenario, true or not. im not jerking it, actually, unlike these bbq dick faggots. but ok, believe whatever you want mang
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>>556246695
you're bbq junior.
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Op's story is beta bs, all hail BBQ dick!!
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>>556246439
lol
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>>556246695
This faggot think he can outdo BBQ Dick but he's just a poor faggot who's butthurt he didn't quads or a good ID.

Fuck off niggerton.
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This is now a barbecue thread.
Post your grills
>pic related, similar to mine
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>>556247012
niiice
(faggot)
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>>556246958
fuck you nigger faggot
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>>556246543
>> Look up the guy, find all his previous gfs, not many though so it was easy
>> Find the one he dated the longest and probably introduced to his family
>> Tell the kid that his ex was his sister

You forget that fact that she has to 'believe' it as well and have already known she was adopted or something, etc.
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>>556246337

waiting
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>>556246695
>Implying that BbQ is even nearly as impressive as BBQ DCK
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>>556247012
Dat grill...
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>>556246337
go on plz
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>>556240000
BBQ DCK + Quads

Legendary
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>>556247284
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>>556246857
Entertain us BBQ Jr until op decides to not be a faggot and post more
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>>556246337
your story sucks
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>>556247140
I bet you get all the dick posting le may mays, fagmaster
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>>556246695
bbq jr
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>>556247012
>dat pueblo tile roof
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Hurry the fuck up OP
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Glory to BBQ DCK
Continue posting the delicious pasta OP
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>>556247513
You faglord nigger bitch
I fukt ur mom
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KEEP IGNORING ASS HAT OP!!
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>>556247284
10/10 would eat
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>>556247513
>>556247397
Here's a funny picture
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All hail the glorious BBQ DICK and fuck op and his shitty sister. All hail BBQ DICK. All praise be to BBQ DICK. BBQ DICK IS LOVE, BBQ DICK IS LIFE.
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>>556247284
What is this ketchup blasphemy?
>>
this is a steaming pile of horse shit. nobody believes your pice of nigger shit faggot story OP. just give it up kid, its shit and better luck next time fuckboy
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>>556247764
Finally someone who gets it!

TODAY WE SHALL FEAST IN HONOR OF BBQ DICK!
>>
Fuck em OP, keep goin
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>>556246337
C'mon /b/ro don't leave us hangin
>>
Finally that fag with the gay made up stories is gone.
>>
>>556246616
I mean, we were attracted to each other at one point, and we did start hanging out again.
>fuck, boner making a profile in my pants
>she sees it
>stares at it for a bit, prolly thinking the same million different things I'm thinking
>mfw we are both considering doing this
>thanksalcohol.jpg
>she puts her hand on it
>gives it a firm squeeze
>she was smiling at first, like it was a joke
>mfw it's no longer a joke
>starts rubbing it
>fuck.gif
>I pull her close
>we kiss
>thisishappening.mov
>we walk further into the alley, kissing as we back peddle
>she's wearing some skimpy little miniskirt
>wraps her legs around my waist
>I push her into the wall
>pants unzip, unbutton
>we both know it's gotta happen before we agree it's a bad idea
>pull her panties pack
>insert my cock
>her pussy gives some resistance before it gets wet
>push harder
>she begins to moan
>slides all the way in
>she starts getting really wet
>start increasing speed, soon begin ramming her
>some drinks walk by
>I look at them
>"this isn't a fucking show. Move the fuck on!"
Cont
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>mfw people are complaining that OP is taking too long and that his story sucks
>mfw they dont realize this means the story might actually be legit
>mfw faggots are having a faggot party because a random ID can be seen as saying "bbq dick"
>mfw /b/ is full of cancer now
>>
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>>556248229
i know right
>>
>>556248150
Fucketh you sir for you are a op butt licker and must pay the penal tea which is death by BBQ DICK! All glory to BBQ DICK!
>>
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>>556247727
Your ID stands for
gay
Titty
Wanker
Queer
Bitch
babby
Queef
Imbecile
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>>556248432
Your id stands for faggot
faggot
>>
>>556248325
*drunks
Fuck me, sorry /b/
>inb4 and alcohol
>>
>>556248326
>Is a faggot
>Conveniently forgets about quads.
>>
>>556248326
>Believing any green text incest story is really
>being a dipshit
Pick two
>>
You are so full of shit.
>>
>>556248325
Maybe the most fake story I have ever read on here. You even went out of your way to make yourself look alpha by yelling at some drunks.
>>
>some drinks walk by
Topkekkel
>>
>>556248143
nice trips in your ID

>>556248325
this interests my penis
>>
>>556248326
>butthurt he didn't get BBQ DCK
>>
>>556240326
Dude, your ID also has BBQ in it.You should celebrate, pour yourself a cup of good ol' chocolate milk.
>>
>>556248774
He really did go out of his way lol
>>
>>556248584
BTFO
>>
OP will deliver............aaany second now
>>
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Keep on grillin' /b/ros
>>
>>556248660
go on OP, true or not im actually monitoring.
>>
>>556248325
>some drinks walk by
mfw
>>
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>>556248584
>posts old men
>is a faggot
>>
>>556248853
>keep reading fag
>>
I love the summer
I can grill any day any time
>>
>>556249005
That shit looks like ass
>>
>>556249021
This
>>
>>556248326
this.

but BBQ DCK + QUADS = impressive
>>
Nevar forget BBQ Dick.
>>
Look at my fucking ID

DUCKITBRO
>was fuck
>did not chop
>guacamole
>brazil
>dull, not compute
>>
>>556249005
>mfw that image name
>>
>>556240000
tell us a story BBQ DCK
>>
aaaaany second now
>>
>>556248325
hurry op
>>
>>556249165
Imagine if his ID was BBQopDCK
>>
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>>556249089
>>
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Time to do something that should have been done a long time ago.
>>
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>>556248756

probability wise, at least a certain small percentage of them are true and actually did happen

>>556248704
>>556248846

you guys love dick therefore your opinion is irrelevant, thanks for rising to the b8 tho fags
>>
Came for nudes. Stayed for BBQ dick
>>
<3?tribute?<3
>>
>>556249258
>>
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>>556249105
>>556249021
>doesn't watch the red green show
>bbq dick is a faggot now
>>
>>556249269
I think the best attitude to take is to think it's true so fapping is better, but to know in your HEART that it's not. But to be immensely turned on by the fact that at least once incest story you've heard is probably true.
>>
>>556240000
>>556240326

Hail BBQ DCK
>>
mfw op has no sauce on sister
>>
Just give him a sec, a good story always ends great anticipation
>>
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>>556249417
put it on your dick faggot
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Oil the fuck up and grill or gtfo
>>
>>556249165
In the beginning there was only fried pussy, then one day the mighty BBQ dick arose from his 1000 year slumber to take what was rightfully his. In doing so the world was born. It has been many years since this day and the world long forgotten me, but today I cum upon you once more
>>
>pull out
>cum all over the back of her miniskirt
>still kissing
>foreheads resting against each other, eyes closed
>thisissogoddamnfuckedup.nig
>sis says exactly what I was thinking
>"this is so fucked up"
>I agree
My dick does not
>we decide the night is so goddamn over
>walk back to my car
>begin driving home
>awkward silence
>sis says "...it's because we're drunk, right?"
>"yeah."
>I'm not drunk anymore
>sis says "let's uh...never talk about this night again"
>agree
>we get to her place
>I'm tired as fuck
>"anon, you good to drive?"
>"I'll be fine."
>sis says "...you won't. Just stay here, you can sleep on the couch"
>I comply
>be laying on the couch
>three hours later
>sis wakes up, decides to take a shower
>I find out why a shower at four in the morning later
>she comes out in a towel
Cont
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>>556249417
Nice pubes.
>>
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>>556249439
>>
>>556249678
amen
>>
rolling for cool ID
>>
>>556240000
Anyone who doesn't eat dick in honor of Barbeque Dick is a fucking collossal faggot
>>
>>556249441
Says the faggot who wanted to be like me
>>
Rolling for simpleton followers.
>>
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>>556249439
>>
>>556249862
I am like you faggot
I'm bbq junior
>>
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>>556249793

i see whut u did thar
>>
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>>556240000
'm glad to be alive so I can post in a legendary thread.

Hail to the BBQ Dick!
>>
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>>556249441
You fucked up, nigger poster.
>>
>>556249793
nice meme
>>
>>556249410
Agreed
>>
>>556250023
your id is "puts 5 N (in) your mu"
>>
>>556243074

lol your fake ass story is the shittest I have heard in months. ultra low-quality wincest
>>
>>556250023
>pUT5nYMU
Put in your massive uterus
new best idea praise massive uterus penetrator
>>
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>>556249862
Please oh mighty one
Enlighten us and shows us the way
What shall you have us do next?
>>
>>556249735
Yes cont need moar
>>
>>556249793
Confirmed nigger.
>>
>>556249678
Amen to that BBQ DCK. Peace be with you brother
>>
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>>556249735
Pay no attention to this autistic work of falsehood.
>>
>>556249997
nah, you're just a faggit, like any of us, except the BBQ DCK. He is fuckin special
>>
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>>556250130
confirmed for being a faggot
>pic related
you
>>
>????????????????
>???????????????
>?????????????????????
>?????????????????????
>?????????????????????
>?????????????????????
>???????????????????????
>???????????????????????
>???????????????????????
>???????????????????????
>???????????????????
>????????????????
>????????????
>????????
>????
>>
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>>556250267
>>556250271
>>
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Is this thread ever going to get less crap?
>>
rollin for bbq
>>
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>>556250532
>>
>>556250532
This guy
>>
>>556250616
so close to GAY id
>>
>>556250426
all hail the BBQ DCK
>>
>>556250616
Says GAY. BBQ DCK didn't have to try. He just is.
>>
>>556250616
GAY AHAHH
>>
>>556250609
When OP hurries the fuck up and improves his typing skills, yes.
>>
surely OP has not forsaken us
>>
>>556250532
>>
>>556249997
Look faggot, stop trying to leech off of Barbeque Dick's glory.

I have trips in my ID, you don't see me being a fag about it.

The quads are what truly make him godlike
>>
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>>556249735

I"M STILL WITH YOU, OP!

COMMENCE!!!!
>>
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>>556249997
You have
>Bbq
In your name
>not BBQ
You dont even have jr or dck
You dont have anything else
Not dubs
Not trips
Certainly not quads
You make me sick trying to ride to coat tails of BBQ DCK
>>
hurry the fuck up
>>
Believing such a bad made-up story.
ISHIGGYDIGGY mother fuckers

Stop posting in our BBQ DCK thread
>>
this thread is full of crappy IDs, but OPs story is even worse
>>
Shit sure hit the fan in here
>>
BBQ DCK 4 LYFE
>>
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>mfw this thread
>>
>>556241787
an orphanage??? are you a nigger? why else wouldn't a private adoption take place?
>>
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>>556250427
ha ha oh wow

Stay Negro I hacked ur facebook and found this profile pic of u
>>
>>556249735
>sis says "you still awake?"
>"yeah"
>I'm on her couch, in my boxers
>it's a hot night, so no sheets
>she looks down at me, scans over my crotch
>sis says "you, uh...got some...on your boxers"
>"it's also still on my...well, yeah."
>she smiles, giggles lightly
>sis says "you remember when we used to fuck raw, and then an hour later we'd wanna do it again, so I'd suck all the cum off your cock before we fucked again?"
>shit, goddamnit, shit
>boner rising
>towel drops to the floor
>I stare at her tits, small but perky
>she moves over to me, gets on the couch, her head at crotch level
>she pulls my boxers down slowly
>diamond hard cock bounds out
>grabs it
>starts to stroke
>puts the head in her mouth
>slowly moving her mouth around it as she strokes
>I forgot how good she was at this
>begins putting more of my cock in her mouth
>starts sucking and stroking, alternating sometimes, doing them simultaneously others
>she begins to lick my balls
>sis says "just in case" and smiles
>she gives my cock one last tug with her mouth, then pulls it out of her mouth and kisses it
>her signature finish
>she gets up and straddles me
Cont
>>
>>556251113
well i gotta jerk off to something and hentai shemales isnt doing it for me today
>>
cant have to manny female famely can kill all the men if you wish xD
>>
Can we just 404 this shit already. OP had his chance.
>>
I guess BBQ DICK is a thing now?
>>
>>556251259
your boner rose twice.
>>
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rolling for xyz
>>
>>556251251
shut up nigger
>>
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>>556249793
Okay, that was kinda clever
Btw, I'm not posting my sister, but I'll give you a pic of what her body kinda looks like
>pic relate
>>
>>556251352
If only I could keep my ID then you could praise me in all the threads
>>
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>>556251343
Dumping hydrant porn.
>>
>>556251259
>this is where it gets fake as fuck
Good jaaaab OP
>>
>>556251259
nigga stahp
>>
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>>556251259
>her signature finish
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>>556251437
>>
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>>556251538
>>
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>>556250885
>>556251437
Nice Try faggot
>>
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>>556251259
>her signature finish
>>
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>>556250532
nice
>>
>>556251565
Bitch it was fake as soon as he said
>so
>>
>>556251613
SHELL SHOCKED BROTHER
>>
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>>556251719
>>
>>556251719
moar
>>
waiting patiently for sis to be prego
>>
>>556251275

well i'm out for today, have to get up in 7hours to catch my flight to cyprus. holidaysfuckyeah.jpg
>>
>>556251513
Sauce38
>>
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well it was mildly interesting when op was still going through the background of how he accidentally his sister without knowing, how he found out, and what happen afterwards, now its just devolved into incest greentexts, im out
>>
>>556251840
sauce
>>
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>>556251473
faggot
>>
>>556251437
WHAAAT?!
>>
ITT: A potentially good thread ruined by faggots.

>>556251437
Kill yourself faggot.
>>
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>>556251842
you got it bro
>>
>>556251534
Dude, I feel you
>>
Woo
>>
>>556251259
#DoNotStop
>>
>>556251437
lel
>>
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>>556251982
>>
>>556240000
>>556251437

Lord Barbeque Dick, the ID gods have chosen your second in command!

BbQ can go suck a niggerturd
>>
>>556251840
why does this fire hydrant have an antenna?
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