Going to kill myself.
>Post ending in 15 decides how I die.
Slit your wrists then dip your hands in battery acid and live stream it
You gotta make it count, OP
I never got why people would kill themselves.
So if you want to die, you obviously don't give a shit. Like, about anyone. 'cause if there is anyone who loves you, you don't give a FUCK about them, or hurting them, and if there's not, there's no one to give a shit about.
So instead of killing yourself, why don't you just get the fuck out? Leave the basement, leave the house, leave the motherfucking country. Go on an adventure. Spend your time doing something awesome, like tracking down some terrorists. Go be James Bond, go fuck up a shark with a harpoon. Danger? Fuck that, you were going up against 100% death rate before, you're being safe now. Fuck EVERYTHING, man, the world is your oyster.
Sometimes I wish I was suicidal, I'd pull the barrel out of my mouth and point it in the air, start a revolution, LIVE. Move to Barcelona, hit the bars, bang some chicks.
And when I'm done, maybe I wouldn't want to kill myself, because I've see how beautiful the world is.
tldr op is a faggot.
How about an STD? I want you to go get laid OP. Oh, and you can't do it by a hooker. You have to become a player and fuck as many women as possible until you get an unlucky draw. You're going to become a man before you die.
"Killing oneself is, anyway, a misnomer. We don't kill ourselves. We are simply defeated by the long, hard struggle to stay alive. When somebody dies after a long illness, people are apt to say, with a note of approval, "He fought so hard." And they are inclined to think, about a suicide, that no fight was involved, that somebody simply gave up. This is quite wrong."
If you're really gonna go through with it: make it quick and painless or fucking legendary you come out on the national news.
If you pussy out, get your shit together and be a good man.
Ah yea, coz it's just brilliant to go on living if you have some nasty spine cancer, ms or some other terminal shit that pains as fuck and turns you gradually into a complete vegetable but hey just get out and have a blast, samba-pa-ti woo!
this one. be hardcore
i don't care about the thread
give me a subjecively good movie i should watch right now
If you live near washington state, I need you to find someone, grab her by the hand and tell her that she's being followed and the evil presence will kill us all, then shoot your self in the face.
did i miss the show ?
What is the webcam url ?
go into a strip club (several if necessary) and piss off each stripper in turn until they are so mad that they start chasing after you. Once you have enough, "accidentally" run yourself into a corner at which point you will then be beaten to death by half naked women
>have with prostitute
>die of old age
also death by snu-snu
>This post has spoken
Also now that I know I should'nt commit suicide I'll join the Matkal unit and kill some Hezbellas and Hamas for killing off innocent palestinians
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Start going to the gym and get yourself in amazing shape. Get reconstructive surgery to make you beyond handsome, a man that makes all of the women stop and turn their heads when he enters a restaurant. Move to California and date your way through half of Hollywood, until you find that one actress that is so gorgeous, all men are jealous of you, but would pay half a years salary just to smell your cock after you've fucked your starlett. Marry her, have 6 children, and get a reality show that makes you 100X's more famous that you already are. Live an amazing life with your rich Hollywood wife, watch your children grown into amazing young adults. Enjoy yourself over the next few years. On your 40th wedding anniversary, lay out a trail of roses to the bedroom for your wife to see after she gets home from a long day on the set of her new cop drama. Light hundreds of candles, and leave love notes strewn throughout the house. As your beautiful wife enters the bedroom, greet her at the door. Tell her how amazing the years have been with her, and that she's been the only reason that you've kept yourself alive all of these years. Take her to the bed, make passionate love to her, in all holes, and fill her belly full of seed. As you are lying together, post coitus, tell her you have a surprise for her. Lead her to the garage, where you have the thoroughbred you bought her for her 35th birthday being held at ready by a young filipino. Tell her to stand against the wall as you walk over to the stallion, bend over, and allow him to mount you. As he is fucking you and shredding your insides with his mammoth horse cock, scream to your wife "It's all for you baby, it's all for you". Lie on the floor, your ass leaking massive amounts of blood and frothy horse semen, and laugh as you listen to the sound of your wife sobbing, as the light fades from your eyes.
this gets a cap
Some weed until you die. If you don't succeed, continue to do so until you do.