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Going to kill myself. >Post ending in 15 decides how I die.

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Going to kill myself.
>Post ending in 15 decides how I die.
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Old age
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>>556218468
reroll
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gonna be that faggot who says of old age
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old age
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old age
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Dragon Dildo up ass, jump off building
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Singlehandedly bringing the liberal messages of peace and tolerance to the Muslims of the middle east.
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killing oneself isnt worth it dude
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boredom
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Slit your wrists then dip your hands in battery acid and live stream it
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loneliness
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Starvation
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>>556218674
aka old age
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ChallEngel 2-knives to a duel.
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>>556218674
Reeeeroll
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old age
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>>556218727
That's why I'm killing myself.
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Magick
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>>556218385
You gotta make it count, OP
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>>556218385
2 guys 1 horse
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Old age
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>>556218385
Of old age.
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>>556218385
old age
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>>556218385

Cammed hanging
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>>556218385
hammer
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>>556218385
OLD AGE FAGGOT
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by wiring me all your money and then jumping off a bridge
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I never got why people would kill themselves.

So if you want to die, you obviously don't give a shit. Like, about anyone. 'cause if there is anyone who loves you, you don't give a FUCK about them, or hurting them, and if there's not, there's no one to give a shit about.

So instead of killing yourself, why don't you just get the fuck out? Leave the basement, leave the house, leave the motherfucking country. Go on an adventure. Spend your time doing something awesome, like tracking down some terrorists. Go be James Bond, go fuck up a shark with a harpoon. Danger? Fuck that, you were going up against 100% death rate before, you're being safe now. Fuck EVERYTHING, man, the world is your oyster.

Sometimes I wish I was suicidal, I'd pull the barrel out of my mouth and point it in the air, start a revolution, LIVE. Move to Barcelona, hit the bars, bang some chicks.

And when I'm done, maybe I wouldn't want to kill myself, because I've see how beautiful the world is.

tldr op is a faggot.
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>>556218468
>>556218585
>>556218647
>>556218741
>>556218846
>>556218920
>>556218935
>>556218942
Rolling for this. The only acceptable answers.
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not die at all
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>>556218385
Holy shit. Today's the day for me too. Hanging myself. I'm partial to hanging, so hanging.
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Of old age.
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light yourself on fire and livestream it
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>>556218385
Of Old Age.
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>>556218894
rollin for this
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>>556219024
rero
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Drowning in bleach
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>>556218675
I want to die, not be tortured.

>Why does everyone want me to die of old age?
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>>556218385

Butchugging
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death by snu-snu
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Live a 1000 years
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Buy a gun and attempt to kill the president.
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>>556218468
>>556218585
>>556218647
>>556218741
>>556218846
>>556218920
>>556218935
>>556218942
>>556219062
rolling for these too
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>>556219089
reroll
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>>556219165
one last try (for the money)
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>>556218385
Dynamite up the ass and light it.

>inb4 OP won't do it
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Bullet to the head after going rampage in mall\school\cinema.
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old age
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>>556219114
So close.
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Fake death by burning. Secretly live in Austria
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Old age
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>>556218894
this
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by sage in all fields
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old age
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>>556219031
Because unable to function on my own. Dependent, ignorant, sensitive, no personality, no connections. I'd die on my own
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Starving
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How about an STD? I want you to go get laid OP. Oh, and you can't do it by a hooker. You have to become a player and fuck as many women as possible until you get an unlucky draw. You're going to become a man before you die.
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sharpies in pooper
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>>556219181
KILURSLEF WID TEH TUMBLERZ AND EATING SHARDS OF BLACK PEOPLE
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>>556219376
reroll
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>>556218385
By opening the Ark of the Covenant
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Dig your insides out with a spork
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"Killing oneself is, anyway, a misnomer. We don't kill ourselves. We are simply defeated by the long, hard struggle to stay alive. When somebody dies after a long illness, people are apt to say, with a note of approval, "He fought so hard." And they are inclined to think, about a suicide, that no fight was involved, that somebody simply gave up. This is quite wrong."
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die from old age
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>>556218385
old age
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old age.
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>>556219031
Well, you are indeed retarded
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fall repeatedly into a bath full of lego until desired level of death is reached
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By shouting the word nigger in a black neighborhood
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>>556218385
Exit Kit
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>>556219579
Rerollin
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>>556218894
roll
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>>556219342
This
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suicide by cop
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>>556219579
reroll
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jump from high place
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Death by SnuSnu
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just contact the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs they'd be delighted to do it for you.
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>>556219702
rollin for this
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death of old age
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>>556219702
rolling for this
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>>556219031
I live in Israel, I'm enlisting next year. If I'll be found fit, I'll join an elite unit and hope i die a glorious death in battle.
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>>556218385
Your choice, but you have to do it on cam for the whole of /b/ to watch. And you have to do it before this thread dies too
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>>556219769
^^ this.
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Eat glass till you die
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Raping your father
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>>556219609
rolling for this
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The good ol lickeroo
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>>556219579
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Smoke 50 g weed in a run
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Do a backflip off your couch, then die of old age
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17get

put raw meat and yogurt
up your ass until it rots inside you and you die from infection
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Old age
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>>556218385
Climbing Everest
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>>556218385
Helium Exit Bag
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>>556218385

If you're really gonna go through with it: make it quick and painless or fucking legendary you come out on the national news.

If you pussy out, get your shit together and be a good man.
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>>556219031

Ah yea, coz it's just brilliant to go on living if you have some nasty spine cancer, ms or some other terminal shit that pains as fuck and turns you gradually into a complete vegetable but hey just get out and have a blast, samba-pa-ti woo!
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Deadly anal rape by a random gang of niggers.
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>>556218674
reroll
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>>556218385
dont do it
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OLD AGE
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burn a national bank
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Eat bleach and kool aid
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>>556219857
Rerolling for this
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Contact jesus, tell him to kil u
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jump from a bridge
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>>556218385
this one. be hardcore
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eat 5 bags of peanuts per day until you happen to choke on a peanut and die
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Drown yourself in saltwater
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death by snu-snu
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Of old age
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rolling with shit in the bath and drown yourself face down in your own shit
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>>556219920
15get for this
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>>556218894
reroll
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Rolling for old age
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old age
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You don't. You get off the computer and either stop trolling, or seek help.
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>>556220040
re-rerolling for this
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>>556220136
fuck ym post, this
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Choking on your own 90 year old cock
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>>556218385
death for intoxication of air in 85 years
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OLD AGE OP
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Tie knives to your fedora, and slit your throat
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old age
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>>556220207
This
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>>556219938
i don't care about the thread
give me a subjecively good movie i should watch right now
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rolling for old age aswell now
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>>556218385
Mentors+ diet coke
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If you live near washington state, I need you to find someone, grab her by the hand and tell her that she's being followed and the evil presence will kill us all, then shoot your self in the face.
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>>556220138
re-roll
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>>556219886
This
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>>556220273
just suicide on camera and say "THIS IS HOW TO DIE OF OLD AGE"
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Go to https://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/world-leaders-bring-in-the-purge#share
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>>556220219
re-re-rerolling for this
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>>556218385
did i miss the show ?
What is the webcam url ?
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<--- til you die
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go into a strip club (several if necessary) and piss off each stripper in turn until they are so mad that they start chasing after you. Once you have enough, "accidentally" run yourself into a corner at which point you will then be beaten to death by half naked women
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Why not become a serial rapist/killer, until caught?

Do it for us.
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Drown yourself in the fecal matter of Barack Obama on live TV
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>>556220260
Rerolling for this
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>get prostitute
>have with prostitute
>choke prostitute
>die of old age
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>>556218385
You dont do it faggot.
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>>556220426
>>556220426
too lazy to look for 15

fuck you
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old age.
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>>556220367
Just one more roll
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>>556219552
This. And stream it
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.>>556220515
asshole
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old age
btw my way i want to die:
jump off a plane without a parachute
>love speed
>love falling
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>>556220515
WINRAR
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>>556220325
snow on the bluff
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>>556220515
WINNAR
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Jerk off till you die, And yes, that is possible.. Either that, or reroll
>>556220450
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>>556220460
do it, faggot. rape all those bitches who denied you your male privilege.
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>>556218385
in spirit of those saying die of old age.
Find an elderly man who goes by the name of Age, and have him kill you
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Hold your breath to ddeth
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>>556220515
Winrar, however wasted
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>>556220325

also death by snu-snu
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Okay you fucking faggot, pic or didn't happen.
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>>556220515
winnar
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>>556220515
wow faggot shoulda said something
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Sign it faggots

https://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/world-leaders-bring-in-the-purge#share
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die by death
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duct tape on nipples, run naked through town, fuck shit up, piss off cops. wear a gopro and have a friend upload the video.
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>>556220515
WINRAR
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>>556220515
WinRar
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Hold your breath to death
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Be sodomised to death by a group of burly rhinoceri
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>>556220515
the fuck man, this is impossible, nearly all the roll XX threads I've seen lately have had this sorta thing occur
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>>556220515
winner winner chicken dinner
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>>556220610
i'll consider it if the guy i originally quoted doesn't answer
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cut off dick
drink bleach
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>>556220515
fucking whiteknight summerfag.
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Killing spree
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>>556220515
hardmode
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>>556220515
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
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>>556218894
Rawl
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>>556220515
>15

Get.

Sorry OP, looks like you're toughin it out like the rest of us.
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>>556218385
Starvation faggot
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Die of old snake
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>>556220515
The mods probably did this.

Thank goodness.
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Rape and kill someone, and then kill yourself by hanging
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>>556220515
OP speaking.
>This post has spoken

Also now that I know I should'nt commit suicide I'll join the Matkal unit and kill some Hezbellas and Hamas for killing off innocent palestinians
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>>556220515
I-It's a message from g-god
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>wear bombs to restaurant
>wait for waiter to ask how the food is
>say if you eat another bite you will explode
>eat bite
>explode
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>>556220515
WIN
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Make a racist comment, close to one of those animals, and get shot up.
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>>556221176
Thanks, we hadn't noticed
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rerolling for old age
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Ladies and gentleman, 4chan is a CIA node, by way of the gentlemen at Raytheon.

In Internet gang is you--you stalks you...
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>>556221332
12/7/2014
the day 4chan had mercy
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>>556220658
the only way a man should die
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>>556221610
This was my first roll ever.
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>>556218894
This
But don't kill yourself
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>>556221610
Nice to know /b/ cares about my well being.

>>556221680
I know I'll never well.
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Heroin overdose
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>>556221610
>>556221785
mercy ? 4chan ? no way...
this man must have an absolutly shitty life ...
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Masturbating in front of a moving train.
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I do.
>That's why I wanted to kill myself.
But I guess the IDF will do it for me.
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Go shoot up a government building with several guns and have the cops kill you
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Start going to the gym and get yourself in amazing shape. Get reconstructive surgery to make you beyond handsome, a man that makes all of the women stop and turn their heads when he enters a restaurant. Move to California and date your way through half of Hollywood, until you find that one actress that is so gorgeous, all men are jealous of you, but would pay half a years salary just to smell your cock after you've fucked your starlett. Marry her, have 6 children, and get a reality show that makes you 100X's more famous that you already are. Live an amazing life with your rich Hollywood wife, watch your children grown into amazing young adults. Enjoy yourself over the next few years. On your 40th wedding anniversary, lay out a trail of roses to the bedroom for your wife to see after she gets home from a long day on the set of her new cop drama. Light hundreds of candles, and leave love notes strewn throughout the house. As your beautiful wife enters the bedroom, greet her at the door. Tell her how amazing the years have been with her, and that she's been the only reason that you've kept yourself alive all of these years. Take her to the bed, make passionate love to her, in all holes, and fill her belly full of seed. As you are lying together, post coitus, tell her you have a surprise for her. Lead her to the garage, where you have the thoroughbred you bought her for her 35th birthday being held at ready by a young filipino. Tell her to stand against the wall as you walk over to the stallion, bend over, and allow him to mount you. As he is fucking you and shredding your insides with his mammoth horse cock, scream to your wife "It's all for you baby, it's all for you". Lie on the floor, your ass leaking massive amounts of blood and frothy horse semen, and laugh as you listen to the sound of your wife sobbing, as the light fades from your eyes.
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old age
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seppuku
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>>556222419
Not trying to sound like one of those edgy youtube comments.... but I think that's enough /b/ for me today
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>>556222419
this gets a cap
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You're welcome.
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Why would you be so dumb? Kill many others instead, you want to die anyways, though the other produces more results. I say supermarket stabbing spree
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Preferably of old age, but if not, jump off a building while doing as many flips as possible
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>>556223354
Rolling for Supermarket stabbing spree again. Tape an Ipad to your chest to livestream
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>>556222101
Live op live
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>>556218385
Cut yer dick off

Post results than die
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>>556222419
This is golden.
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get stabbed by nigger
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weapon of mass destruction
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do a 360 corkscrew off a roof with a go pro on and record everything
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you will love yourself and not do kill
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>>556218385
Choke yourself on dildos.
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>>556220542
>>556221761
Gratz man, my first roll was naming a dog sanic the hedgehog
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Sneak into the nearest zoo and rape the lion in the ass while it's asleep
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You won't an hero
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>>556218385
slowly and of old age.
suffer faggot.
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Some weed until you die. If you don't succeed, continue to do so until you do.
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>>556221610
It's July not December you autistic nigger.
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>>556227460
being this kind of an english fuck
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>>556218468
i like it.

old age
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Old age
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