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ITT: we get rich
money making discussion thread lets make each other rich as fuck
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will be dumping from my hot girls folder too
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>learn photoshop shit on youtube
>freelance graphic design (literally the easiest thing in the world)
>use proceeds to go into the trade market
>use guides to figure out how to cope with losses and when are prime times to invest
>in a year you'll be rich

Been doing this for about 2 months, easy as fuck. Lost a bit, but I've over doubled my profits and I'm still going up.
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>>555835446

I've seen that image literally an infinite amount of times in the last 24 hours. She hot though.
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>>555835492
>using guides for the stock market
>trading in this world's stock market (Unless you're chinese)

You dun goofed
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>>555835492
where do you start with graphic design?
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>>555835492
you can't just start being a jew anon
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>>555835690
>this world's stock market

Guess I'll try the Mars stock market. I've been doing amazing, though. I've more than doubled what I've put in because I got started in 2008
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>>555835961
>more than doubled what you put in

So you went from 100 to 200 dollars?

Sweet dude, now you can buy a used Wii
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The stock market is ridiculously easy if you're smart. Buy quality diversify, and try to time things as well as you can (you will never be 100%, but the goal is just to have more at the end than you started with). Don't start buying random companies you've never heard of because you read one article about them or just like the industry in general.

Source: Finance Degree, perpetually underemployed.
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>>555835690

Alright then, stay poor.

As long as you're not doing long-term investments in a company, you'll be fine unless you're an idiot.

>>555835730

Start by pirating photoshop and cruising through beginner guides and tutorials on youtube and stuff. Then when you feel ready, get your name out there by any means necessary (Facebook friends, craigslist, local ads). You should get a couple of customers, then if people like your work you'll get reccommended, you'll work for more money, put some into trading for extra potential. You won't even have to leave your house.
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>>555834815
ive been tryin to buy a franchise but i dont have twenty thousand dollars
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>>555835886
lol'd. Maybe he can convert?
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>>555836080

Started with 18k now I have 51k.
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>>555836080

I've made about £1,200 and lost between £400 and £300. I need to keep better track of it, but that's still a fucking good load of money for something that I can do sitting in bed on a laptop.
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>>555836345
You're not the same person
>>555836219
Nice argument about how much money you've made. You totally showed me with your insult!
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>>555836452
i already have some Photoshop knowledge and did two years with it at school
how easy is it to get customers though
how long did it take you to get your first customer?
how much did you charge at the start?
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>>555836464

You fucking simpleton: >>555836452
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>>555834815
Can op source dat pic
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>>555836464
>You're not the same person
ID: TAtrdYNO

You're not that bright, are you?
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>>555837080
nope no idea
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>>555835730
don't. been doing it for 14 years now. the industry is saturated with entry level fucks driving compensation down. if i hadn't made art director by now, i'd have left this line of work long ago.

also free lance profit is a myth.
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>>555834815
>go to >>>/ic/
>learn how to be the best
>years later
>go on tumblr or fake Facebook and beg for money while pushing some shit out
>get pity pussy
>roll in dosh
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Yae moniez
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>>555836824

Well, I was lucky that someone I knew was starting up a company, so I helped out with a basic logo and other bits for the website. I charged about £100 for the whole lot (There was a good 30 hours of work involved). I took a couple of personal jobs aswell, people wanting designs for youtube backgrounds and other such things, I don't charge much for that (Between £5 and £30, depending on how long it'll take) since they usually provide a couple sources to work with and I hardly ever have to work entirely from scratch.
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>>555837562
how much did you save before entering investing?
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>>555837241

Have you considered the fact that you might be shit? Nothing works for everyone, I'm sharing what worked for me. And it clearly didn't work for you, so why the fuck are you still doing it after 14 years?
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>>555834815
You fuckin' niggers and your fuckin' we get rich shit. Tryin' to make money by doing as little as possible while I'm workin' 6, 7 days a week for all I got (and it ain't much)!

Worthless niggers like you make me ashamed to be a Democrat. I'm all for helpin' someone when they're down, but I also expect a return on that investment; not just a nigger taking my handout and doing nothing to get out of the situation they're in.

You wanna be useless all your life? Fine; I want me a nigger chair and a nigger desk with a nice big nigger paperweight on top. Might as well get some use out of you lazy niggers.
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I had an idea for buying/selling tires.

I found out most tires are made by the same manufacturer who sells them by the truckload (they fill a semi up with tires and it ends up coming out to like $10/tire depending on the size). They stamp whatever name or logos on the tire that you want and send the shipment wherever you want. goodrich, pirelli, firestone, etc all use this company, and just get their logos stamped on the tire.

I was thinking of getting a shipment of tires (around $5000-$10000 depending on size, quality, etc) and selling them for like $50 brand new, or roughly half the price of new tires here. I could even get my own tire company started if I wanted to, all I'd need to do is send them a document with the name/logo.
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>>555837841

My first investments were small amounts (£20-£50), and I made sure I had at least £500 in the bank before investing. I've made it a rule that the maximum amount I'll ever invest must be under 10% of what I have at the time. Any over that and you'll risk losing too much.
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>>555837241
>freelance is a myth
>>555837562
>charging 5 to 30 pounds

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Dip your hands in blood and sell your soul, lady Macbeth.
>draw stupid /mlp/ shit
>charge 60USD per character
>make Calenders
>make dakimakuras
>go to a 'con'
>get pussy
Mission complete


And LegoMan charges 90 per character
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>>555837943
>im white
>im not in your gay ass country so it makes jack shit difference which way you voted
>not my fault youre poor as fuck
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forex. If you excel at it, then you make fuck you money. I've never seen a faster way of losing money though, including vegas.

We'll see if it works out for me, but until then I got my sweet software job in the mean time
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>>555838332
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!

YOU'RE A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING NIGGER! ADMIT YOUR NIGGERNESS ALREADY!

FUCKING LAZY ASS NIGGER!
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>>555835446
im in love
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how do I even invest?
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Learn to play poker, takes years, but when you start to get good= cash flow.
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>>555838664
inb4 Dan Bilzerian
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>>555838298

If you read my first post, I wasn't initially trying to use graphics as a money making platform. I was using it to get just enough to start investing, now I have an £800 profit.
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>>555835492
sauce on girl?
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Ok go with me on this:
>all stats show niggers love to kill other niggers
>but niggers always going to jail for it
>whites can kill niggers b/c stand your ground
>whites can get away with killing niggers b/c legal knowledge, literacy, etc
>so why not have niggers pay you as white to kill other niggers?
>let's recap:
>niggers paying you $
>you kill niggers for $
>less niggers

Really the only downside is niggers are poor/ uncreditworthy, so you'd just have to demand payment in advance.
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>>555838859
>£800 profit
Every year? That seems a tad low but ill go for it then
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>>555838859
i have about ~£1.5k savings
you think i should be looking straight into investments now?
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We send spam mail to Bill Gates.
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>>555839238
we black face and chill outside the Microsoft offices
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Would it be worth while to invest some time and money into the android app market?
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>>555838664
have fun getting constantly sucked out on by idiots who think they're pros
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>>555838664

My buddy applied for welfare, when they asked him what he did before he told them he was an online poker player who just kinda ran into a bad luck stretch.

They approved him :D
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>>555834815
We fill marketing contracts as workers on the worlds #1 untapped aggregate media hosting website. (4chan). Sell 4chan pics for 30K$ to companies.
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>>555838664
Tom Dwan here. Nice to see poker get a mention on 4chan.
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>>555834815
There's this guy that posted in a stoner thread about penises.

Severed penises can be reattached
Even a whole arm has already been transplanted
penises are even less complex than arms(what the poster said in the thread), like less muscles and bones and shit (allegedly)
Using these info, here's the plan:
1. Slice dick from big dicked hobo
2. Find desperate little dick guys with lots of money
3. Surgery the penis onto them
4. Profit
5. Sell hobo as unsullied
6. Profit 2x (made that shit up)
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>>555839132

And, if you read my other posts, you'd know that's 2 months of investing, with losses (£300 - £400 lost).

Not bad for sitting on my ass at home.
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>>555834815
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>>555840403
That might get you enough money to be able to eat a packet of ramen noodles everyday and once a week noodles WITH A FLAVOUR SACHET.
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>Start a kickstarter about how you're going to suicide because you're poor.
>Post some sad story
>Take screenshot and post link all over Tumblr or some other bitch filled site
>????
>Profit
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Get a job
Don't buy anything stupid
EZ money
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>>555840171

Yeah, you will need a proof mate.
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Professional poker player / writer / coach reporting in.

Tips anyone?

>>555837194
is that a dude?
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>>555836452
where do you invest anon?
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How to be rich:
>get into network marketing
>worship Jordan Belfort
>worship the Straight Line
There are fucking 24 year olds making millions a year just because they learned to sell, they learned to teach, and they taught everyone they sold the same thing.
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>>555838141
And how much can you buy with 5k and how much will you profit?
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>>555839434
You sir took what I said and brought it to another level. Bravo. I tip my hat to you.
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>>555841018
Martin?
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>>555841018
now that you mention it could be
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I joined the merchant marine sea lift two years ago and have already saved up 40k after expenses. The average pay is around 60k for 6 months at sea and has amazing benefits + travel. No college degrees required just effort and willingness to be on the ocean for periods of 4plus months.
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How to make money
Install Blender
Lrn23dmodel
Make hats/weapons for TF2
Once you get experience, start to make random complex shit like cars/scenes
Sell on Turbosquid and other sites
Money
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>>555841261
>thinking Bianca Beauchamp is a dude
>2014
hah
Go the latex threads in /s/ sometime.
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>>555840634

Yeah. If I spent the rest of the money on stupid shit.

£250 a month goes on rent, and about £50-£80 on food (Lidl, nigga). And I've only just started investing. In about a year, my profits will most likely be up tenfold. Investing isn't a get rich quick thing, you have to play the market right and it involves patience.
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>>555841421
my bad dude
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>>555841259
Nope
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>>555841018
Also Its Bianca Beauchamp. Not a dude but her body is fake as fuck.
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>>555835446
looks like that french girl from pulp fiction
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>>555841901
She was hotter before the implants, but you gotta admit she fills out a catsuit nicely.
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>>555841421
I wouldn't touch that beast with yours
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I will share with you /b/ros a method that will bring you good cash and depending on your work, can give you up to $500 a day:

>get some templates or themes that you can install on a host
>get some classified ads saying youll setup a free website
>all the technophobe peasants that wanted a website but never had a chance yo get one, will call you
> you say you will do it for free but wont pay hosting
> give them your affiliate link to a host, and gain $50+ per sign up
>install the theme that was previously chosen by said peasant

now thats some real profit
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If you're smart enough, 3D printing investments.

If you're REALLY smart enough, find new ways for 3D printing

Having a lot of mates in the technology departments they say that 3D printing is becoming the next biggest thing
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bitcoin hosted mining for 5 years, use my link faggost i make 50$ a day:

bit ly / 1q23B0f
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>>555842193
Do what now?
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>>555842304
This. I read in Road & Track that a guy figured out a way to use long-strand carbon fiber in a 3D printer. The guy is going to make a fucking killing.
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>>555839119
looks like jenna marbles
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>>555841614
what site do you use to invest on?
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>>555842428
I wouldn't touch her with a 10ft pole, even if it was your "pole"

geddit?
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>>555834815
>>>/biz/
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any IT techs in ?
I want into fix laptops, windows, networking on craigslist.
I did it before and was ok.
how do i get rich with this ?
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>>555842384
how about fuck you?
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>>555843072
you don't
not unless you start a company employing multiple underpaid IT works and reap all the coin for yourself, you bastard.
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Finish an easy IT degree such as Information Technology, or management.

Never get your PMP. Manage a few smaller junior level projects. Move up to Pharma, Tech, or even retail corps. Mid to Senior level project managers make 100k MINIMUM. (My new gig is 120k, full benefits, bonuses, and company perks.)

Best part it's really just setting up meetings, hounding people for updates etc. It's the easiest work ever, and granted it's not for everyone and everyone won't be great at it...but I'm basically managing other people doing work and getting rich off of it.
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>>555843072
Get to management. Don't be a peon in the service industry you rarely will earn bank with it.
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>>555843236

B..But workers rights ?

I just wanna work by myself
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Listen to me Bros, and you may follow in my footsteps. I may even bring a few of you with me just for the hell of it.

>have qt3.14 Chinese waifu, wtf that means
>She has a cousin who invests in Casinos
>I gave him $10,000 to add one of his Casinos
>ROI is 1 month. 1 fucking month
>Making $120,000/yr
>Bring back the money I need when I need it
>Opened 3 fast food restaurants in China
>Opening Restaurants in the US now with the money I made in China

I attribute this 99% to luck and 1% to not being a retard with money.
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>>555843289

What company do you work for exactly and in which country?
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>>555843438
then you'll need to work your ass off finding contracts
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>>555842870
Got it. But I'd fucking love to have some latex sexytimes with her. Primary fetish, so yeah.
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>>555837943
stfu i study and work, both full time believe it or not, and i still dont see myself getting where i want, so i want to try a way to make more money asap. because fuck being poor. and fuck sleeping.
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>>555843674
just for you
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>>555843072

Get your CCNA and be a Network Engineer. Instant $70k starting.
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>>555843554
You lucky fucking bastard
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text this number for nudes (210) 370-2969
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investment strategies anyone?
where would you be/are you investing your money right now?
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>>555837943
why the fuck are you a democrat?
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>>555843790
Noice.
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>>555843421
>management
>not owning the company
This is why you will be forever poor.
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>>555843072
Use twitter, facebook and make a fcking website to promote urself u lazy fag. At least it works to me. In a good day I can make 100€ more or less. Once ppl get to know u, things will be much more easy.
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>>555844070

*tips fedora*
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>>555843561
inb4 120k indian rupee

>>555837943
pic related

>>555843674
there must be hotter latex bitches
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>>555843861

You can do this too. It's easy to go to China and find a wife. That makes connections 10x easier, that or knowing Chinese if you don't have a translator.
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>>555837109
Oh look, the tard is talking.
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>>555837943

lol this guy things working hard means he deserves more.

It's called working smarter, but since you're a democrat, you probably can't grasp this even basic concept.
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>>555844308

what parts of china? blue eyed caucasian here wheres a good place to start? i want a chinese waifu again
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>>555844247
ok
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>Realize your poor
>Make monetary decisions based on that
Realize how much you spend every day, and see how it adds up. $5 a day at that fast food joint for a month is $150. Cook your own food.
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I remember a thread a long time ago when anon supposedly sold used panties on craigslist for 15 dollars a piece. He would Photoshop a picture of a hot girl who he claimed to be and desperate people would fall for it
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>>555837943
You make me ashamed to be a Democrat

Go back to your Hitler dick-sucking thread
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>>555844292
There's this one petite woman posted every now and again. She has A-cups and looks fucking wonderful in latex stockings, gloves and such.
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>>555844469
>this even basic concept
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>>555844627
>$5 a day for a month is $150
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Started a company with a few friends. Friend is a veterinarian and we designed these super food type pet treats for horses, dogs, goats, lamas... Ect I've been marketing it and we're currently selling it to 10 different stores in 4 different states and still going. I have a feeling we'll be millionairs in a year or two selling it everywhere.
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>>555840567
Please source meh
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>>555844929
What brand and do you sell in New Mexico?
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>>555844678
Nice
I love those tiny chicks
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>>555844875
>what is math
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>>555845029
go to /r/
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>>555844494

Blue eyed? You'll have no problem my friend. I went North, near Qingdao. Beijing is overloaded with foreigners so you won't get anywhere.

Heres great places to get started and full of potential:
>Xi'an
>Chengdu
>Chongqing
>Hangzhou (best business area)

Stay the fuck out of Henan. Too many people with AIDS

And that is the easiest way to get to China? Teach English or be a "college student". They provide you with a 1-2 year visa. Most of the times working in China takes literally 20 hours a week, usually just the weekend.

I used Aston English, it was the easiest and most laid back after speaking with other people at other schools. It might not be for everyone, but it worked for me.
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>>555844308
>>555844494
Blue eyed Caucasian here too. This actually sounds tempting.
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>>555845118
That's the joke, fuckface
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>Ride a bike instead of driving
This is twofold: You save on gas and your healthier, which means less medical bills.
>Don't have kids
They're not "Miracles", they are people. Theres 7 billion of them already. Stop having kids.
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>>555834815

Buy bitcoin on second week in august. Hold it until first week September.

save this and watch, i make you all rich.
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>>555839186
Isint this bitch that one vampire from True Blood?
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>>555845305

thanks bro wish me luck. had me an american chinese wife once but that didnt pan on. going straight to the source!
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>>555840328
Would totally do this if I could just find some hobos in Irvine
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>>555845229
Tried and denied
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>>555843561

USA. I'm not stating the company lol I'm under NDA. I did a 3 month stint as a contractor and was pulled on full time immediately. (They usually wait 6, but my manager pulled for me).

Career path was: Service Desk-->Business Analyst-->3-4 contract jobs that were all minor PM work, usually laptop rollouts etc--->Helpdesk Tech Tier III, took on better projects and became sole guy at the office. Coordinated office move and remote site setups for solar--->Director of Managed Infrastructure Services for an IT Outsourcing Co.--->Current position Senior PM.
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>>555845475
was looking into bitcoins for a while
you really think its going to go up anywhere high again?
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>>555845029
>>555840567
>>555837080
Louisa Lockhart
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>>555845475

Anon, please explain...
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crowd funding is a thing, but it's hard to get people to actually start donating.

on that note, people should donate to mine.

http://www.rockethub.com/projects/45356-help-ross-s-car-look-like-less-of-a-piece-of-shit
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>>555840171
Really though?
heads up for rolls?
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>>555844292

Lol no USD. BUT my last job I was required to travel to Gurgaon, India (outside New Delhi) and train a team at a remote dev center there. That was actually kinda fun and exciting.
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>>555845314
the Chinese will just rip you off - Asians have no ethics (though they will constantly brag about their manners & ethics - take an mrt; youll find the truth of both)
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>>555845634
thats Sensi Pearl
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>>555845673

Good Luck! You'll literally feel like a rockstar, but don't let it go to your head. Keep your goals clear and don't let the endless pussy distract you.
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>>555845852
Thank you sweet gods of 4chan
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>>555844875
>Saving $5 a day for a month
>roughly 30 days in a month
>30x5=150
Learn to math u simple faggot
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>>555845808
try again, faggot. How do you expect to get rich if you just take no for an answer?
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>>555838664
this

what limits / bb/100? / roi?
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>>555845836
>>555845863

it will certainly happen.

~234 day cycle, recurring price boom. this bubble will bring us to $2,300-$10,000.

Take out as big a loan as you can and drop it all on Bitcoin. You will thank the Lord I came and saved you all.
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>>555846035

wow butthurt detected. Chinese are just people. You can't just trust them all.

Did you fall for one of the following traps?

>tea ceremony
>the restaurant with no prices and a bill that's $3000?
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>ITT: 14 year olds come up with irrational money making schemes
If you're not irrational, you'll never be rich, but at least you'll never be homeless.
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>save 200 money
>invest 100 bucks in shitty PC
>build up a forum website
>get a hobo
>pay him 2 bucks an hour To shitpost on this forum
>24/7 later
>have forum with shitposters
>add ads
>gain £££

basically how 4chn was made
lemonade lemonade where is my handgranade
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>>555845314
see
>>555845305
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>>555838664
>learn to play poker
>lose thousands of dollars learning
In poker u have to lose money to learn
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>>555846016
>>555845825
>>555844292
>>555843289

OP here. Basically I made smart decisions career wise and busted my ass at every job I've had. I'm 10 years graduated from college this past spring. Technically summer since I had one class that was Maymester that went until end of July.

I was lucky in that I had a cousin who worked for AIG at the time, he set me up with a 2-year Junior-Senior summer internship outside of school, AND when I graduated I got a 8 month contract out of it.

Now ALSO factor in there was a YEAR that I was literally out of work too, and the 4-5 contract positions were no benefits etc. I'm a Type 2 Diabetic (not really overweight but it runs in the family :L) so it's not all peaches and cream.

At age 27/28 I realized I was not being smart with my money and I got hardcore into automatic saving and putting into my 401k at a full time job. I put 18% of every paycheck to that, and then paid down any other loans/bills.
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>>555846430
whats the maximum price you'll buy at?
minimum you'll sell at?
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>>555846143

haha thanks again. funny you mentioned chengdu - thats where my one of my english teacher friends met his wife. never made it that far inland myself how is it?

>>555846035

i already know im a white devil. cant be fixed
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Is it possible to survive by giving private lessons in english/french/bulgarian while working in a restaurant or something in Japan?

>p-pls respond
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>>555846016
how many times did you get dysentery while you were there?
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>>555846556
>If you're not irrational, you'll never be rich
nigga, the hell you talking about?
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bleach one dollar bills
print hundreds
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Use your connections bro. If you know someone that steals shit, fence it for them. If you know a drug dealer, finance his next deal. If you know a lot of stoners, sell them their drugs. GTFO the internet and find opportunities in your life.
>Sold weed to some friends
>Cocaine was much more lucrative so switch
>Made good money, left the street
>still in the game (financing, finders fee, dealing ks)
That's what worked for me though. You might do something else.
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>>555836219

I've been trying to get PS for months. Any direction?
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>>555846767
maximum i will buy at is $1000. but why wait till its that high?

minimum i sell at is irrelevant, because I hedge as the price climbs. 2300, i sell 20%, then benchmarks as it grows, 3000, sell 40%, etc.

It will take around a week to crash from its bubble, so dont panic sell. There will also be a drop just before the bubble, dont panic, its called a bear trap. just hold and watch your friend on 4chan make your dreams come true
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>>555846718

You can make it rich at any income level though. You just have to be smart about it and show a little restraint.

I'm of the camp of finance where the biggest earnings you can make aren't giving up a daily latte, or counting every damn cent. Make your savings/investing as hands off and automatic as you can, and when you get raises, bonuses and new jobs with massive salary increases (compared to raises etc), don't increase your standard of living.

I'm 32 with nearly zero debt. 4k left on a college loan, and pretty much saved for engagement, wedding, honeymoon and halfway to a down payment on a place.

Best thing you can do is educate yourself in a lucrative and profitable industry. Liberal Arts doesn't count. It kills me that my poor gf busts her ass daily at a daycare and makes $11/hour. She's exhausted every week and private nannying she made at least $16/hour completely under the table
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>>555847192
the pirate bay jesus are you retarded
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>>555846827

Its a great place. Massive City when tons of great food. If you like spicy food, its perfect. Its also surrounded by beautiful mountain ranges to hike if that's what you like.

The clubs are a blast. I can't find anything like it anywhere else.

Also that part of China is well known for its beautiful girls, at least by Chinese standards.
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>>555840660

You'll have to be an attractive early 20's girl or a transpansexualotherkin for that to work.
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>>555834815

step 1 buy many guns and bullets for guns

step 2 go to big bank

step 3 tell lady who gives people money that you want all the banks money, or else. Also show weapons

step 4 lady gives you all the monies

step 5 leave the bank very fast and hide from cops

you are now rich
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wow, a thread on 4chan with good advise?
I've done my fair share of graphic design in school and on my own. I currently work at an upscale restaurant that is lacking there professionalism in there home made marketing ads. The ads are grainy and missing that professional touch. Maybe I could start there... Thanks /b/

Nothing spectacular but, pic is 100% OC I did a little photoshop work for a friend last summer that I'm pretty happy with
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>>555834815
>>>/biz/
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>555847252

when is the end of the next cycle friend? i got a few thousand ready on camp bx ready to buy
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>>555847315

The last time I looked, there was nothing current or good up. I did DL one that was loaded with virii.
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>>555845118
>>555846156
>mfw you're the simple faggot for not getting the fact that I was calling >>555844627 a simple faggot
Fucking 4chan and your summer
Pic fucking related kiddos (it's you)
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>>555839124
As dumb as this was, itmademe laugh. Thank you anon.
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>>555847531
you did that pic? dude... it's ugly as fuck.
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>>555847114
If you could be rich without taking risks everyone would do it.
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>>555847369

well hell yea im all about the mountains bro. looks like imma have to research chengdu some more!
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>>555834815
>be a girl
>suck dicks
>be rich
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Start selling heroin/coke wholesale, very lucrative.
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>>555847637

Talk to a friend who works for a company who has corporate licenses of older versions. You don't need the newest shit. Hell PS7 is still great.

You can even start off with Paint.net and do the same stuff and that's free.
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>>555847252
i have around 2000$. thats not enough i suppose
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>>555843072
>I want into fix laptops, windows, networking on craigslist.
>I did it before and was ok.
>how do i get rich with this ?

The same way you get rich fixing cars or houses. Save big chunks of your money and invest it.

I did a consulting gig in 2000 that paid 3k. It was a huge amount of money for me then. If I'd kept it, I would have blown that money out of my ass. Instead I bought into the SPDR S&P 500 ETF with half and bought physical gold with the other half.

I have not regretted that decision.
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>>555847531
>professional touch
>did a little photoshop work for a friend last summer

sorry dude but that image is horrific
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>>555847943

>Talk to a friend who works for a company who has corporate licenses of older versions.

Who? Do you have his email address?

>You don't need the newest shit. Hell PS7 is still great.

I'll take it. Got a link?
>>
Jesus, just be born into a wealthy family.

Why is this so complicated?
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>>555847252
currently i have about 1500GBP saved invest all in coins?
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>>555847830
Taking risks doesn't imply irrationality.
Putting some money into something that has only a 20% success chance isn't irrational. Putting all your money into something that has only a 1% success is irrational and fucking retarded.
Spending all your money on lottery tickets would be one of those stupid ideas.
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>>555834815
Here's how I made $3.5 million:

1. Work for established product company
2. Learn the industry and buzzwords
3. Learn their business flow, from design to production to sales, suppliers and customers.
4. Quit company
5. Start competing company with your knowledge. You'll be too small for them to care.
6. Sell startup to large company trying to get in the industry.

$$$$
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>>555848521
be more specific
what industry?
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Not really rich as fuck, but go into chemical engineering and work towards bp, Exxon, chevron, or lyondell. I'm interning with one of them and making 70k. Decently good for a 21 year old coming from lower middle class.

Next step for me is to invest safely anyone got any easy-tier investments ideas? Not even looking for a big marginal profit, just low risk low reward so I can learn.
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Any poker players on here? I was thinking about getting into online poker again. I used to be really good. Don't see why I wouldn't be able to make a living off of it if I actually tried. Anybody have any REAL success with poker? Like richfag success. Or at least enough to pay the bills, buy nice shit and always have money in your pocket and in savings.
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>>555845836
> was looking into bitcoins for a while
> you really think its going to go up anywhere high again?

I'm getting 233% first year returns on my bitcoin miners, if the price stays where it is now. If it falls I've broken even. If it rises then yippee.
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>>555848704
For investments, go with ETF:s. I have 50% in vanguard s&p 500 (exposure to the US market), 50% in Vanguard total international EX-us (worldwide EX-us exposure). Low costs (brokerage fees though, unless you have a vanguard account and get them as funds, so buy less often to minimize those costs), steady return as the worldwide market grows in each sector.

Btw, how did you get a chem eng internship at 21? Did you start college at 16 or smth?
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>>555834815
I own a 45 acre vineyard. My grapes are used in $100 bottles of wine.
I had my piece of property appraised at 25million.
I make 300k every year.
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>>555848704

Index funds. I don't recommend any short term investments unless you REALLY know something is going to blow up big.

Then again they said Bitcoin'd be dead by now or less than $10 and it's <$1,000
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>>555834815
If you tell the future, you could have bought CRMB yesterday.

No seriously, Google that crazy sombitch.
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>>555849025
>I inherited wealth
Well, that's shitty advice dude.
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>>555848416
yes, you will be glad you did.

>>555848101
dont say no to free money. you invest the 2k, you come out with 6-8k. sounds good to me. also, you could put those 3ish bitcoin away for a year, and you will have significantly more, as the next bubble will be between 10k-25k in march
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>>555844183

A lot of managers/directors have a great stock portfolio

Rarely would someone own all of their company
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>>555848689
Mine was software (aviation software) but it can be any product-based company. Most large companies with established products have stale designs because there's no reason to change if it's already selling. That's where you create a newer/better alternative.
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>>555848861
Professional poker player for 15 years reporting (again)

apparently Tom Dwan was here earlier...
>>555840171

but anyway, what do you want to know?
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>>555848861
Are you sure you're good enough at ONLINE poker to earn a living?
Even most pro poker players don't have it easy making more money than they lose.
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>>555849008
Started at 18.
Did nanotech and cancer detection research freshman year at 18 years old. Apparently, the professor I worked with was nationally renowned for his work. Used his reputation to get noticed, now I'm here.
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>>555849145
Wrong. I'm 34 years old. I slaved to get to where I am. I staretd off with just 10 acres, then as property became available around me I purchased it. I ran the vineyard myself and I kept expanding upon it.

I grew up with a farming background though. I was a blue collar guy that took a chance. It took close to a decade for it to really pay off.
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>>555846718
>got hardcore into automatic saving and putting into my 401k at a full time job. I put 18% of every paycheck to that

This!

The basic trick to having money is ... not spending it all. It's weird how elusive that comment is.

* I'm not personally 100% sold on the 401k thing, as I don't trust our government, but save nonetheless.
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I have better stuff but, compare it to the original you douche and tell me I didn't do some work on this. (keep in mind this is after not using photoshop in years)
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>>555849067
Buying an index when the market is more than 120% over valued (Wilshire 5000/GDP) is stupid.

Short term plays only, or gtfo. This is not a market for the meek.

You want safety? Go buy metals.
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>>555836238
cash loss, dont do it
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We threaten to release this image to the public if moot does not pay up. Then we do it anyway.
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>>555849459
>I staretd off with just 10 acres

>that I bought with inherited wealth
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>>555841314
Shit, that seems good. It's a shame I get seasick.
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>>555840328
This totally reminded me of the movie Ice Pirates where they use that machine to turn the men into eunuchs if they had little dicks and the queen didn't want to fuck them.
>pic related, good flick
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>>555849387
this guy has a point.
I remember back when I turned 18 I'd been making tons of money playing poker vs friends & idiots in bars. Then I went to a casino and got cleaned out by the regs in about 30 minutes.

Poker isn't a get rich quick scheme either, it involves strict bankroll management and discipline.
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>>555847192
months?? my 15 year old sister downloaded it on my computer in about one hour you autist
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>>555848416
>>>555847252
>currently i have about 1500GBP saved invest all in coins?

Are you willing to lose it all? If not, no. Only invest what you can lose. This is doubly true with bitcoins.
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>>555849178
Got a chart? Saying "it'll go up X" doesn't mean anything without a chart.
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>be 22
>working as a C# & PHP (with Jquery) developer
>living in a 3rd world country
>44 hours per week
>$550 US DOLLARS PER FUCKING MONTH
Can I make some extra money online by knowing PHP, C# (with Asp.NET), SQL/MySQL and Jquery (a bit of javascript)?

I want to buy a $5,000 car, just that.
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>>555848473
All the money making schemes are not necessarily irrational on their own, but focusing on making quick bucks in your life rather than aiming for proven stability is irrational.
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>>555849717
Wrong again. I took out a loan. Like I said I slaved over it at first. It was just me and my wife.
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>>555840660
best idea so far
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>>555843824
lol anon currently doing this. Going to classes and shit. Don't get me wrong it's cool and shit, but for anyone who wants to do it be prepared to memorize a shit load of acronyms, and other useless stuff. Like no joke I've heard you only use about 10% of the stuff you learn for the test irl on the job.
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>>555838147
>Low risk
>Low reward
>High risk
>?????
>Profit
>>
>be young and buetiful
>have connections in right places
>sell shit you shouldn't for good prices
>????
>profit
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>>555849008
worlwide dropped for me, but biotech franklin went up nicely and profited me over losses
>>
>write a book in your free time
>1 year later contact a semi successful author
>let a linguistic student read through your book for 100 bucks
>talk with author
>be friendly
> sell him your book idea for 15k
>he buys it
>book flops harder than stone

> bear I dunnot care
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>>555849554
>safety
>metals
Confirmed for retard. Gold/silver (which I guess you meant) have no inherent value either, they are as useless as a dollar (industrial use is low, the price is based on speculation nowadays), because unless people decide to give it a certain value, it has no value (fiat money works the same way).

Fucking goldbugs.

>buying index funds at an overvalued market is stupid
You don't know if the market is over valued and it doesn't matter over the long run, because the market always grows as more people enter the consumerist ratrace all over the world every day. The whole reason that people invest in stocks is that they are almost (save WW3 happening) guaranteed to give a reasonable ROI in the future.
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>>555850004

I'm not talking DL time, faggot. I'm talking finding seeds that are actually any good.
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>>555849178
yea sure, but im not that smart nor knowledgeable to be comfortable with longterm investing
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>>555850423
>biotech
Kinda dumb to put money into those kinds of sectors, but it's your choice...

Also, franklin templeton funds have crazy management fees.
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>>555849387
Well I've turn $0 to $500 in a week after winning a free roll. And I was always a positive player on both pokerstars and full tilt til they banned them. I've had pretty good luck with live games too. I figure if I actually started with a big enough bankroll I could come up with the right bankroll management strategy. I don't need to become a millionaire, but it would be nice to not need a regular job.
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>>555850285

> I took out a loan

>with inherited wealth as collateral.
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>>555834815
Become a major drug distributor
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>>555850371

Classes for a CCNA? dude, just read the book and memorize the exam at pass4sure. Yes its $120, but it will land you a great job.
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>>555845305
Do you need a degree?
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>>555849178
How do you know this?
>>
1st you buy all the supplies you need
Then you make fucking meth
This one is so no duh it burns
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>>555845457
Make sure your saddle is high enough that leg is straight when the pedal is at its lowest. Not doing that fucked up my knee.
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>>555850371
>lol anon currently doing this. Going to classes and shit. Don't get me wrong it's cool and shit, but for anyone who wants to do it be prepared to memorize a shit load of acronyms, and other useless stuff. Like no joke I've heard you only use about 10% of the stuff you learn for the test irl on the job.

It used to be worse. When I sat for the CCIE Lab exam I had to configure all the kit you are working now AND SNA, DLSW+, Token Ring, Voice, IPX, and ISDN. (2000)

I get it, that's an old man uphill both ways story, the point is it has gotten a lot better.
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>>555850763

yes I have a 4 year degree. I have heard of people faking them though since their is almost no way someone in a tier 2-3 city in China can check if its real.
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>>555850284
If you can consistently make money on the same kind of supply-demand structures and chart set-ups, you can make a "quick buck" consistently. Kind of the whole idea behind trading, really.

It's like investing, except you don't sit still, waiting for the goddamn company to go bankrupt and get delisted. You're in, you're out and you keep moving.
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>>555850103
see all my comments R tard. i posted 3 charts.
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>>555850913

well thats not a prob. how is it working for aston?
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>>555850371

just get a recent brain dump from here:

http://www.examcollection.com/

passed my ccna and network+ using them

obviously read the books too, but 80% of the questions on them were there
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>>555850284
Agree, if you don't have any reason to expect the schemes to pay off, you'd be better off investing your time elsewhere.
even if you succeed, you're most likely just lucky.
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>>555850428
I'm not a gold bug, bro. I bet you don't even know what a market maker is.

You're in over your head, pal. I'm a veteran stock trader. Your opinions of the market pale in comparison to actually doing it for several years.

Rule #1 of ALL markets. Never listen to anyone. DYOD.

What is your career? No, please, do tell. I'm all ears.
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>>555851110

i want to believe sir... what makes u think the price will go over $1000? been stagnant for awhile
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>>555850535
coinbase.com

all of your problems are solved.
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>>555851301
much appreciated /b/ro
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>>555850778
im a bitcoin millionaire.

im also an anon on 4chan. so dont trust me, but you will lose out lol
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>>555850996
I'll accept that we have a difference of opinion. Just a curiosity, have you had your first big loss yet?
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>>555843554
I hate you
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>>555850428
>You don't know if the market is over valued

http://www.gurufocus.com/stock-market-valuations.php

Actually, I kind of fucking do.
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>>555851443
So you can't tell me why the price would drop all of the sudden? i just don't see how anyone could possibly know this.
i will do it though just not with a lot cash
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>>555847192
CS2 is free and still pretty good.
Before you ask, Google it.
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>>555851275
research, my man. the last bubble was over 1000. traditionally, every bubble is 2.5-10x higher than the last.

we are talking about the internet of money, here. that is why it grows exponentially.
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>>555850428
>Confirmed for retard. Gold/silver (which I guess you meant) have no inherent value either, they are as useless as a dollar (industrial use is low, the price is based on speculation nowadays), because unless people decide to give it a certain value, it has no value (fiat money works the same way).
>Fucking goldbugs.

Nobody is saying "Turn all yr money to gold! The man takin yo dollarz!" That would be silly.

It is reasonable to keep some part of your money in something with intrinsic value. I have stocks. I have gold. I have a farm. I have momma cows. A whole lot of shit has to go wrong for me to have nothing. That's diversification. Compare that to "I bought Coca Cola and Pepsi! I'm diversified."
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>>555851473
Ive had many losses over the years.

It's just a % to me. I've gotten a lot better at filtering out the stocks that are obviously not going to help me, even if the chart looks "pretty".

It's really simple stuff once you keep track of patterns for several years. You figure out what causes what, chance of SEC suspension, how much the company is diluting by (just by the amount being dumped per day), etc.

You figure this stuff out sooner or later. Education is never free.

I made $800 on a stock that was definitely a scam. Welcome to trading.
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>>555851621
everything is a bubble. the price drops, the price rises.

im just telling you when it will rise. i told you it will fall a week after it hits the peak too. what more could you want?
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>>555837943
>Democrat

You deserve having very little money you scumbag
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>>555851918
Have you lost everything yet?
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>>555851125

Depends on if the school is franchised or not, but the teachers are well taken care of. Mine was franchised. Take the ESL teacher training at the beginning of your contract, it'll help you be a better teacher. It took me a month to get the hang of teaching. It'll seem overwhelming but only at first, stick with it. You only work Saturday and Sunday and will have more than enough money since the school pays for your housing and utilities.

There was once they tried to make me ride a bike in the snow to hand out flyers. I told them fuck no and paid $1 for the taxi. That was the worst thing about it. Everything else was fine.

My teaching style was very structured, which the Chinese teachers aka your translator will like and so will the kids. Most of the time you learn something, then play a game for them to work on it.
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>>555834815
Ok, so everyone knows that once you have a bunch of money, then it's easy to make more money. So what we do is, everyone here gives me all of their money. I wisely invest that money to make it grow, and use loopholes to pay no taxes. After a year, I keep the profits and give the original seed money to the next person in the list to do the same.

Bam. Free money. And all we need is a little communism and a little bit of most of us starving before their turn.
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>>555851809

alright ill take your word for it. 2nd week of august im going all in wish me luck. already lost 20k fucking around with bitcoin hopin for a come up
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>>555851137

Exam collection fucking sucks now. They charge you monthly to use the VCE player. It's no longer $20 for life.
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>>555852118
Multiple times. I thought I had mastered trading this year as I had turned $1500 into $7000, but a few things came up and quickly undid all that progress.

So I'm rebuilding with the same principles, but with more emphasis on wealth preservation (my greed is a double-edged sword).

I've lowered my end of year expectation from "at least 200k" to "target 50k".
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>>555851481

Don't hate. You can do what I did if you're Caucasian.
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>>555845836
Looking at bicoin trend, the lowest you'll see it is high 400s.
If you Ever see it go to mid to low 400s, invest. It's the lowest it'll go, a little higher than the drop after the bitcoin frenzy went cold.
That is, if you believe in bitcoin.
Look at bitcoin trend chart to confirm
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>>555851301
Sounds like Mt. Gox.

>oops, shutting down the company
>all ur bitcoins gone, lol
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>>555849025
I go online and lie about owning millions and millions of dollars in vineyards, too!
Where aren't yours? Might aren't in Sonoma Valley. It's probably gorgeous there!
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>>555852184
you wont need luck. the math has been done for you, and math is actually real!

=D see you on the top /b/ro
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>>555847637
>virii
You idiot
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>>555849539
here you go anon
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>>555852306

just download a crack for the player,

i passed net+ just last week and the questions were 80% there
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>>555851125

Also your lesson plan is mostly made for you by a book they give you. So really you just get to make fun games for the kids to play. Your main goal is to get people to speak English.
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>>555852696

thanks anon. like i said i want to believe. i got fucking cleaned out on mt gox im still salty
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>>555850529
>Download trial
>youtube search (photoshop crack)
>Cross fingers no virus
>Download file
>Replace existing file with new said file
>???
>profit

Fucking idiot.
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>>555852565
you sound like a poor man.

do your research, coinbase.com is already affiliated with banks, and in california, USA.

anyone who used mt gox was fucktarded, why use a fucking magic the gathering site to trade your fucking MONEY
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>>555852818
kek
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>>555850825
As will you if you fuck it up.
>>
I know a guy that makes 100-200k a year by entering tons of no purchase contests.
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>>555851137
anon you may be a godsend. Thank the lord for ppl like you!
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>>555853289
just sharing the wealth to my /b/ros
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>>555852509
Thanks for the background.
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>>555853274
He also gets stuff like free groceries,gas,food
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Okay lots of funny ideas that we know aren't practical or smart. Very good work, everyone.
Seriously though, he's a thought.

> community college
> learn trade (electric, plumbing, welding, whatever)
> move to a state with low population
> guaranteed employment, minimal competition, low cost of living, ever increasing pay that starts high from the get-go
Yeah?
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>>555852886
>>Cross fingers no virus
>>Fucking idiot
>>Cross fingers no virus
>>Fucking idiot
>>MFW
>>
>>555847531
Bahahagahahgagagahahahahahaa are you sure you didn't pirate mspaint on accident?
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>>555853579
No prob. I understand it's not for everyone. I'm quite dedicated and stubborn.

I have every intention on reaching 100 million one way or another.
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>>555852878
>got fucking cleaned out on mt gox im still salty

I'm genuinely sorry.

I have a paper wallet, on actual paper, that I use for long term storage. I won't trust anyone else with my coins again
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>>555852878
so buy during the second week of august and sell after the firt in september? or after second week and in first week of september?
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>>555848861
you need all the software and to be able to multi table like at least 8 tables, whilst also playing a table with people doing the same shit. Its all systematic now I think the poker bubble passed.
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>>555853759
you again?
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>>555853810

smart man
>>
Research sucker bets.

Implement them.
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