Can we get a life hack thread going? I will dump some stuff that

... fuckin bump

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postan

>>555823361
but im all outta gum.

>>555823452

Kick it's ass then, son.

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Teach me to hack one of these bitches /b/

>>555824234
Try working the shaft

>>555823452
Put the onion in the freezer for about 30minutes before slicing. It cuts way down on the "vapor" or whatever it is that makes you tear up....

Lol im totes gonna hack a sign

>>555822309
Like anyone in the history of ever has had aaa batteries.
Picture is clearly shopped

>>555824709
yw

>>555823331
or just use the shower....

Anyone got any other cool shit?

>>555821949
what does this do?

>>555825050
Or just use an outside tap like any normal person

>>555823174
This creates mustard gas

What does what do?

>>555822940
Or maybe just live in a civilized country where you can enjoy a beer at the beach unharmed

>>555825521
fuck you. You could at least reply to someone in this thread, lurk moar

>>555824234

Does this actually still work? Anyone ever tried it?

>>555825184
Fuck with people

>>555825723
Lol chill

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brb, nsa

These were all pretty good

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>>555824234
Ask and thou shall receive anon. Now go forth and spread anarchy.

>>555826549
Im on it!

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>>555826549
Tell them the bulldog sent you.

>>555823361
This is 100% false though.
What makes you cry is the gas released from the onion reacting with the water in your eyes.

The only way not to cry is to wear goggles.

>>555826892
Trollolol perfect

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>>555824234
Got you covered.

>>555827164
Ty anon

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>>555823532
Thanks based anon.

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>>555825050
people still bathe? it's like 2013+1.

>>555823452
I'm so lost without you.

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>>555827707
Damnit, Anon. I see what you did there.

>>555822309
mfw this makes mustard gas

>>555823361
>>555827094
If you put it in the refrigerator beforehand, you won't cry.

>>555826062
What is this?

>>555825184
This kills the crab

>>555830417
Mac 10/11

>>555822309
does this actually fucking work

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captcha: 420

>>555826549
'Heil Hitler' the shit out of those signs

>>555831954
Are you thirteen by chance?

>>555822940
I don't get this one.
Is drinking alcohol on beaches illegal in some countrie?
Also how is this better than just filling alcohol into ANY other countainer that isn't transparant.

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>>555831918

>>555823361
How is that even supposed to work?
I mean, most people say this doesn't work, but what is the idea behind it even?
That your brain is too occupied with chewing that it forgets that there is acid burning in your eyes?

>>555831954

420 YOU GUYZ


kill yourself

>>555833671
Yes, it is often illegal. And the Coke cans are just the top half, they slide over the beer can; you don't have to pour the beer into a different can.

Requesting actual recipe for mustard gas. For educational purposes obviously.

>>555831918
Yes.

>>555830417
Instructions on how to convert a semi-auto mac into something more fun.

>>555834968

Why is it illegal though?

Beer is like 4% alcohol.

>>555835302
actual mustard gas is hard to make becaues of restrictions on the materials. To make chlorine gas, take bleach and mix it with any acid, pool acid works well, but you can really use anything with a proton. When they react, chlorine gas is produced, which is POISONOUS AS FUCK

>>555835820
It's not illegal where I come from.
But how much alcohol it actually contains doesn't really matter if you drink enough of it.

>>555836462
>It's not illegal where I come from.
>But how much alcohol it actually contains doesn't really matter if you drink enough of it.

Well I brought it up because if it was 90% proof grain alcohol, then I can kinda understand why its illegal.

Beer has only just stopped being counted as a soft drink in Russia.

>>555836462
This is also why there are dry cities/towns in the US. Doesn't matter if it's 1%, It's alcohol.

>>555835820
Because 'Murica

>>555836853
My point was that even though it's not prohibited in my country, I udnerstand the logic of banning alcohol on beaches altogether.
Because why care how much % the drink has, the main reasoning is to have no drunk people, not banning alcohol.

>>555821949
/r/ing a diagram on lock picking with simple things no pro devices and no lock drills please

>>555837260
This, where I live it's a pretty turistic place and everyone here hates the locals and visitors getting shitfaced on the beach or just in the streets.

>>555837260

Well I would say that the strength of the alcohol does make a difference.
With beer, you would have to carry around and consume 8 cans to equal a small bottle of vodka.


The biggest difference of course is cultural.

In France or Italy, where you are introduced to drinking very early in the family home environment becoming excessively drunk is very rare because its frowned upon.

Where as in the US, people hit 21 years of age and drink till they piss blood.