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/b/, let's create 10 new commandments let's start

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/b/, let's create 10 new commandments

let's start with the first commandment

>first commandment: first post that ends with 1
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>>555683959
Thou shalt not be a homosexual
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>>555683959
OP is always a faggot.
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Thou shalt always call OP a faggot
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>>555684174
rawll
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>>555684129
well rock on faggots...I crapped out
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niggers gonna nig
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>thou shalt let this thread 404.
get
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Only non-whites are allowed to live
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Commandant 1 is null
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No niggers allowed.
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OP shalt lie with men as other men lie with women.
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>>555683959
No posts on Sundays
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>>555683959
OP is a faggot
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>>555684361
1st Winrar
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>>555683959
sex for any purpose other than reproduction is an abomination
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>>555684361
fucking GodSpoken
>so metal
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The /b/ commandments from God:

1) OP shalt lie with men as other men lie with women.

>second commandment: first post that ends with 2
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The only good nigger, is a dead nigger.
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>>555684582
le win
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>>555684582
Second Winrar
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Tits or GTFO
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Evrybody should be allowed to kill niggers
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The /b/ commandments from God:

1) OP shalt lie with men as other men lie with women.
2) The only good nigger, is a dead nigger.

>third commandment: first post that ends with 3
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Be vigilant.
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Thou shalt not make fun of bald people.
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Thou shalt call them Bitches hoes, because them Bitches is hoes
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Fuck the mods.
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pussy pounding is a must
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Thou shall treat the Jews as kings
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>>555684742
Hitler did nothing wrong.
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Always fartwinkle
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>>555683959
Thou shalt not be a nignog
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mysterious girlfriend x will always be best manga
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>>555684854
Reroll
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>>555684742
op is always a fagget, always
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Thou shall not lie with a nigger.
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>>555684742
Thou shall do to niggers that thou does to women
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thou shalt not have other gods other than m00t
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>>555684742
All ten of these commandments are retarded as fuck, and should not be taken seriously by anybody.
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No one should listen to the 10 commandments
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lurk moar
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When in doubt, thou shalt be the people's champion and also rape
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>>555684950

Reroll
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Thou shalt not post Gore unges it is undesired
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Shalt one use meme as toilet paper
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all priest must be called yoda and have speech problems
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>>555684990
reroll
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>>555683959
loyally and dutifully, OP will suck dick in accord to his rampant faggotry.
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>>555684742
Thou shalt never leave 4chan
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>>555685091
>>555685080


Rerollin
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shrek is love
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Friendship is magic
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>>555683959
Tits or yee shall be casted the fuck out
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jews did wtc
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The /b/ commandments from God:

1) OP shalt lie with men as other men lie with women.
2) The only good nigger, is a dead nigger.
3) shrek is love

>fourth commandment: first post that ends with 4
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>>555684998
reroll
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>>555685273
winrar
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To fist is to love.
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Suckle upon thy enemy's mothers tit
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>>555685273
Nice meme
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>>555684950

Rereroll
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>>555685118
Thou shalt not post Gore unless it is undesired
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Klose is Close in german
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>>555684742
Niggers and jews, bad news
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Shrek is love
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>>555684742

3) Cum, it does a body good.
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>>555685273
>>555685273
>>555685273
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>>555685354
Fack
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>>555685080
reroll
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The /b/ commandments from God:

1) OP shalt lie with men as other men lie with women.
2) The only good nigger, is a dead nigger.
3) shrek is love
4) Thou shall treat the Jews as kings

>fifth commandment: first post that ends with 5
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>>555685154
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>>555685401

roll
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>>555685314
All OPs are raging fucking daggers who like nigger cock harshly penetrating their faggit assholes.
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>>555684742
Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli
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Thou shall spit on pussies before thou eats them
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shal allways use paper clips as pussy lips
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>>555685503
Shrek is life
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>>555685503
Thou cannot corner the Dorner
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Poland cannot into space
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>>555685314

4)>>555685474
Winrar
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>>555685565
kek
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System 32 must be deleted.
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>>555685474
re-re-roll
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The /b/ commandments from God:

1) OP shalt lie with men as other men lie with women.
2) The only good nigger, is a dead nigger.
3) shrek is love
4) Thou shall treat the Jews as kings
5) Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli

>sixth commandment: first post that ends with 6
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Thou shalt not rape when concent is given
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Dicks are for pussies
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all over the age of 50 must be renamed yoda
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Disregard previous comment HAHA I SUCK COCKS
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>>555685540
Errol
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Thou shall rape an infant anally with a knife made of razor blades.
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May all live in peace and harmony accompanied by the music of Mozart
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>>555685654
newfags cant triforce
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Having gonorrhea is a display of good health.
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>>555685569
Fuck 69...pointless now I guess
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>>555683959
Thou shalt slaughter all Jews as quickly as possible
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>>555685503

If thou shalt claim to be a girl on the internet, they must show tits or they must gtfo
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>>555685314
Drinking raid has been known to have many positive health affects
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>>555685654

wat
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>>555685654
Disregard the fourth Commandment
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>>555685671
Reroll
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Thou cannot Flim-Flam the Zim-Zam
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PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
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>>555685741

Reroll
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>>555685846

wat
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OP is a faggot
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>>555685751
Reroll
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>>555685860

Refoll for:

Thou cannot flim-flam the zim-zam
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K
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The /b/ commandments from God:

1) OP shalt lie with men as other men lie with women.
2) The only good negro, is a dead negro.
3) Shrek shall become love.
4) Thou shall treat the Jews as kings.
5) Ravioli ravioli, give thou the formuoli.
6) Male sexual glands are for women sexual glands
7)

>seventh commandment: first post that ends with 7
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>>555685503
This is bullshit I'm out.
>epic meme
>Hitler should have finished the job.
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Thou shall not obey commandment 4 also there is no god but Hitler
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>>555685846
Winrar
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>>555685719
reroll
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>>555686032
I'm a girl btw
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shrek is life
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Heaven is lord
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The above commandments are false
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>>555686032
You just lost The Game
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>>555683959
Thou shalt treat life like a bowling alley and strike what you heard, cause God has dick to spare.
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>>555685401
Winner
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>>555686032
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong.
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>>555686041

Reroll
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>>555686037

winrar
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Females are to be dominant to males
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>>555686032
>The /b/ commandments from God:
>1) OP shalt lie with men as other men lie with women.
>2) The only good nigger, is a dead nigger.
>3) shrek is love
>4) Thou shall treat the Jews as kings
>5) Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli

Commandment 4 is to be ignored. Kill all jews
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The floor is lava
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>>555686032
Hitter did nothing wrong.
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>>555686032

Refoll for:

Thou cannot flim-flam the zim-zam
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Hi I'm Carl
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>>555686198
in bed? ;3 up forr that
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All posts ending in 7 are the truth.
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The /b/ commandments from God:

1) OP shalt lie with men as other men lie with women.
2) The only good negro, is a dead negro.
3) Shrek shall become love.
4) Thou shall treat the Jews as kings.
5) Ravioli ravioli, give thou the formuoli.
6) Male sexual glands are for women sexual glands
7) Adolf Hitler shall finish the job.

>eight commandment: first post that ends with 8
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>>555686037
winrar winrar
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>>555685654
Thou must always keep a folder full of spiderman reaction images n hand at all times.
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>>555686198
Reroll
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All niggers have aids
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>>555685741

Rereroll
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THOU SHALT FREQUENT NO IMAGE BOARD BEFORE 4CHAN
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>>555686294
Thou cannot corner the Dorner
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When a dick enters the butter it makes a sandwich
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>>555686224

Refoll for:

Thou cannot flim-flam the zim-zam
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tits or gtfo
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Domberth is a faggot
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The /b/ commandments from God:

1) OP shalt lie with men as other men lie with women.
2) The only good negro, is a dead negro.
3) Shrek shall become love.
4) Thou shall treat the Jews as kings.
5) Ravioli ravioli, give thou the formuoli.
6) Male sexual glands are for women sexual glands
7) Adolf Hitler shall finish the job.
8) Thou must always keep a folder full of spiderman reaction images in ones hand at all times.

>ninth commandment: first post that ends with 9
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>>555686308
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>>555685751
Rerolling
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>>555686198
Rerereoll
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>>555686308
Winrar

wincest be gone
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OP's mom will be raped by a pack of wild niggers while the Jews take photos to post on the internet
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>>555686169
reroll
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porn
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>>555686418
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milhouse is a meme
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all niggers have aids
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>>555686434
THOU CANNOT CORNER THE DORNER
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>>555686294
Most of these are not even commandments just statements. Anyways they're all retarded OP is retarded this thread is bad and nobody should take any of these 'commandments' seriously or you're fucking retarded.
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Metallica fucking sucks dude
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Thou shall accept the seed of Muslims inside you, for they are the purest of the peoples.
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>>555686434

Refoll for:

Thou cannot flim-flam the zim-zam
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>>555686434
Thou shall call OP a faggot
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>>555686434
Ignore commandment 4. Exterminate jews
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thou shalt always fuck her right in the pussy
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All commandments are null.
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Ignore the 4th commandment, Jews cannot be trusted
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>>555686463
And again
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>>555685741

This
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>>555686208
>>
>>555686550
Shut the fuck up
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>>555686459

my nigga
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Waifu above all
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Moot is a fag
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>>555686619
love <3
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The /b/ commandments from God:

1) OP shalt lie with men as other men lie with women.
2) The only good negro, is a dead negro.
3) Shrek shall become love.
4) Thou shall treat the Jews as kings.
5) Ravioli ravioli, give thou the formuoli.
6) Male sexual glands are for women sexual glands
7) Adolf Hitler shall finish the job.
8) Thou must always keep a folder full of spiderman reaction images in ones hand at all times.
9) Show breasts or leave if thou art a female.

>tenth commandment: first post that ends with 10
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Having gonorrhea is a display of good health.
.
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>>555686434
Again

Refoll for:

Thou cannot flim-flam the zim-zam
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Females shall be dominant to males
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Boy pussy is the best pussy.
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>>555686434

We need more cookies.
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>>555686736
All above commandments are false
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Smoke weed every tuesday
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>>555686736
Thou shalt penetrate her precisely in the vagina
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humana humana humana
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>>555685741

Rolll
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the zim-zam is unflim-flammable
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>>555686434
Hitler did nothing wrong
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All commandments are null; you must exterminate all Jews and niggers, or go immediately to jail.
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>>555686736
Moot is master faggot
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>>555686643
Trying hard
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always sprinkle when you tinkle
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>>555686736
Ignore all commandments
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>>555686736
Most of these are not even commandments just statements. Anyways they're all retarded OP is retarded this thread is bad and nobody should take any of these 'commandments' seriously or you're fucking retarded.
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It's a trap!
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>>555686736
Jesus is kill
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>>555686810
this guy
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>>555686574

Rereroll
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>>555686736

Fuck bitches, get money
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>>555686810
Winrar
>>
>>555686883
gotta roll for this
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>>555686810
WINRAR
>>
Cook copypasta until tender
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Having gonorrhea is a display of good health.
..
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>>555686173
reroll,
>>
Sucking nigger dick will give you Jewish wealth
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Niggers tongue my anus
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>>555686810
winrar
>>
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The /b/ commandments from God:

1) OP shalt lie with men as other men lie with women.
2) The only good negro, is a dead negro.
3) Shrek shall become love.
4) Thou shall treat the Jews as kings.
5) Ravioli ravioli, give thou the formuoli.
6) Male sexual glands are for women sexual glands
7) Adolf Hitler shall finish the job.
8) Thou must always keep a folder full of spiderman reaction images in ones hand at all times.
9) Show breasts or leave if thou art a female.
10) Thou can never have too many cookies!

>/b/ has now become a prophet

Feel free to make a new thread with your own rules, etc.
I think this was fun.
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>>555683959
Thou shall not wear a fedora unless he is a raging faggot
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>>555683959
OP is a faggot
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damn m and m s are salty as fuck
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>>555686736

Refoll for:

Thou cannot flim-flam the zim-zam
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>>555686736

We need more cookies.
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Whoever makes a screencap of all the posts gets first prophet
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There is only one commandment that you should take seriously.
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>>555686810
Wow. What an end.
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>>555687064
I agree, this was fun. Kudos to OP, even if our first commandment says you're a faggot.
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good now lead us thru the lake of menstruation blood.
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thall shall pray to Zyzz every nigh to remain holy.
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>>555687064
this was awesome, kek
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>>555686736
Thou must lurk moar
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>>555687858

Gj anon 10/0
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>>555687143
Sir, please refer to the 1st commandment
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#10 Thou shall remember in the day of thinking of commandments 1-9, that all commandments are for nought. And the one who obeyeth what is not there is deemed unclean in the eyes of God and men
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>>555687947
Fuck it's low res
here you go
http://web-capture.net/
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When one is fucking a man in the ass, one must have the common decency to give said man a reach around.
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>>555683959
>forum games

We did this before.

It was called "rules of the internet".

'Cept we didn't do forum games.
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For anyone who wishes to keep this touching moment close to their heart.
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faggots
http://i.imgur.com/rCKmnx6.jpg
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>>555688809
Bless you, Anon.
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>>555689091
Only thing you need to bless is ma trips, niqqa.
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Every Saturday hereafter shalt be known forever as "Caturday."
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>>555684545
Femanons shall never fuck OP
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>>555683959
Thou shalt suck black cock daily and take it up the ass
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1) OP shalt lie with men as other men lie with women.
2) The only good negro, is a dead negro.
3) Shrek shall become love.
4) Thou shall treat the Jews as kings.
5) Ravioli ravioli, give thou the formuoli.
6) Male sexual glands are for women sexual glands
7) Adolf Hitler shall finish the job.
8) Thou must always keep a folder full of spiderman reaction images in ones hand at all times.
9) Show breasts or leave if thou art a female.
10) Love the niggas as you love your mother.
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ty blessed OP archived http://4archive.org/b/thread/555683959
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>>555683959
Great thread op laughed alot :L xxxx
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>>555690794
Bitches love the ':L' :L xxxx
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>>555691414
hahah fuck yeah :L xxxx
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