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Hey /b/ so I'm forced to do a 12 step program and they say

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey /b/ so I'm forced to do a 12 step program and they say I need a higher power

69 decides what my higher power is
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>>555565065
Swagyolo420
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>>555565065
sheogorath
>69 get
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Me too.fuck it.. just drop your head and pretend to chant thier cult ways.. enjoy the coffee, fucking brain washed jesus freaks.
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>get
Your higher power is now meth.
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>>555565065
Ultra-giga-nigga
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>>555565065
The Flying Spaghetti Monster
>pastafarianism
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>>555565065

He-who-must-not-be-named
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>>555565065
Teddy Roosevelt
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power of love d'uh
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Moot
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>>555565065
Megatron
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Shrek.
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>>555566301
bump
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Vince McMahon
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niggers
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>>555565065
santa claus
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Shrek. He's *the* highest power.
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Bill Cosby
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>>555565065
YOU ARE
BIG BLACK NEGROID
THE WHITE RACE ABOMINATIOR
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Your higher power shall be the King himself
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Jesus Christ
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Shawn Michaels
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>>555567810
Satan
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Mary Jane Watson.
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John Madden
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Maddox
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Whatever substance you've abused to land you in a 12 step program.
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Satan's wife
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>>555567998
Rerawlang
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>>555565065
Im also in a 12 step program. I chose the Great Pumpkin. From Charlie Brown
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>>555568263
Fuck so close
Rawl
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Rerolling for shrek
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Lord helix
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Sweet bro and Hella jeff
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Yourself
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>>555567530
rolling
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Lord helix, your lord and saviour
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No one at all
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>>555568657
ReRoll
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>>555568438
Rolling 5 shrek
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>>555568823
Re-roll
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reddit
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>>555568995
Final Re Roll
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>>555569120
WINRAR
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>>555565065
the cock of a nigger up your ass
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>>555565065
Whoever forced you in to the program.
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Go back to tumblr faggot.
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>>555565065
The Stay-Puft Marshmellow man
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>>555568597
Seconding Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
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>>555565065
how 2 NOSCOPES
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Jake from State Farm
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240Volts
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>>555565065
le doge meme
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The power of love
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Jesus Christ
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>>555568597
Thirding Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
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Your own balls
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>>555565065
Rollin for Sheogorath
Or
Hitler.
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Dank Maymays, my child.
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me, for I am the one destined for 69
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alcohol
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harold
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>>555570406
jesus got it in three rolls, roll 2
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>>555570263
Close..
Reroll.
Or Tyrion.
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shrek
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The All Powerful Fungi
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jack daniels
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Obama
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>>555570406
>>555570562
and as it was said in the book, so shall it be. your higher power will be me.
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harold again
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fucking niggers
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Your asshole
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>>555570114
one last roll.
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>>555565065
You sound like you're nowhere near getting over your substance abuse problem.
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>>555570806
Rolling for Harold
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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
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Re rolling for satan
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Light Yagami is your god.
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>Shit in plastic bag

Higher power is your shit
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Eating ass
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>>555568139
Maddox.
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>>555570567
Fucking kidding me. God damn Jews.
Last roll.
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>>555568597
re rolllll
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the almighty helix fossil
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can someone explain this rolling thing?
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>>555571076
rollin
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My ball hair
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Karma chameleon
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>>555571196
96=opposite of 69
Drinking pussy=opposite of eating ass

OP is an expert in drinking pussy
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Mithra, the Zoroastrian prequel to Jesus.
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Last roll for poor black niggers
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>>555565454
I'm rolling for this anon, he's got it right.
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Gabe Newell
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>>555571373
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This is your god
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>>555565065
dis ur higher power
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Rollin for helix fossil
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Motherfucking

cthulhu

all the way.
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>>555571667
re-rollins
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>>555565065
All hail GG Allin Jesus reincarnated God of Fire in Hell
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>>555565065

George Zimmerman

or the based murder/k/ube
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>>555571554
why is pussy opposite of ass and drinking OPPOSITE of eating....?
can't you think of opposites for those basic things?
are you retarded?
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>>555568597
>>
Elliot Rodger
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>>555572016
P??????????????h????????????'??????????????n???????g???????????????l???????????u???????????i????????? ?????????m??????????????g?????????????l?????????w????????????????'???????????n?????????a?????????f??????h???????????????? ????????????C????????????????t???????h??????????????u????l??????h???????????????u??????????????????? ????????????R??????????????'?????????l??????????????y????e??????????????h????? ?????????????????w???????????????g??????a?????????h??????????'?????n?????????????a?????????????????g?????????????l?????????? ?????????f???????????????h????????t??????????a?????????????????g??????n??????????????????
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>>555572381
Fuck you and your logic, I'll use my own, for I am euphoric because atheist atheist fedora
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a giraffe wearing roller blades on it's two front legs and it's left back leg but an ice skate on back right leg wearing a sombrero and singing a song about how wayne lapierre saved christmas
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this is your god now
69 get
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>>555572548
R?????????????????????????E????????????????????R???????????????????O????????????????????????L????????????????????????L??????????????????????????????????????I???????????????????????????????????????N?????????????????????????????G????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????F????????????????????O?????????????????????R???????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????B??????????????????????????A??????????????????????????????S????????????????????E??????????????????????D?????????????????? ?????????????????????????????C?????????????????????????????????T??????????????H??????????????????U??????????????????????L?????????????????????????????????????H???????????????????U????????????????????????????????????
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>>555572614
reroll
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>>555572597
opposite of ass is mouth and opposite of eating is regurgitating or shitting
just so you know in the future, you mongoloid
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>>555572671
rerolll
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>>555572735
and again and again until he wakes from his slumber

P??????????????h????????????'??????????????n???????g???????????????l???????????u???????????i????????? ?????????m??????????????g?????????????l?????????w????????????????'???????????n?????????a?????????f??????h???????????????? ????????????C????????????????t???????h??????????????u????l??????h???????????????u??????????????????? ????????????R??????????????'?????????l??????????????y????e??????????????h????? ?????????????????w???????????????g??????a?????????h??????????'?????n?????????????a?????????????????g?????????????l?????????? ?????????f???????????????h????????t??????????a?????????????????g??????n??????????????????
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Roody poo
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Dan is the one true man.
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>>555572898
R????????????????E???????????????????????????????????R????????????????????????????????????O????????????????????L????????????????????????????????L?????????????????????????
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>>555572614
one more reroll
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Moot is your god now.
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>>555572016
R????????????????E???????????????????????????????????R????????????????????????????????????O????????????????????L????????????????????????????????L?????????????????????????
>>
Shrek
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>>555572868
So what you're saying is that he's supposed to be good at shitting out of his mouth?
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>>555573235
R????????????????E???????????????????????????????????R????????????????????????????????????O????????????????????L????????????????????????????????L?????????????????????????
>>
money
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>>555566301
roll
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Rolling for Shai Hulud

>>555569208
Nope
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The Dude
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>>555570601
that's not. ...

what. ...

YOU SON OF A BITCH THAT IS NOT WHISKEY!
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>>555572614
maybe just one more reroll
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Your constitutional Freedom of Religion
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this butt
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>>555573365
There have been some instances of people shitting out of their mouths when their digestive system was in some sort of disease
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in all seriousness though, just use doorknobs
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>>555573518
Reroll
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>>555573668
rerolling
>>
Obama Bin Laden
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>>555573649
rolling
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>>555572614
just ooooooone more
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>>555573775
reroll
>>
>>555573391
R????????????????E???????????????????????????????????R????????????????????????????????????O????????????????????L????????????????????????????????L?????????????????????????
>>
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>>555565065
Your new religion is Jedi
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>>555567303
this
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>>555573183
rollin for Mootykins
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>>555568597
>>555568737
>>555570158
>>555570987
>>555573357

ROLL
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>>555573970
>>555572016

omg so close
R????????????????E???????????????????????????????????R????????????????????????????????????O????????????????????L????????????????????????????????L?????????????????????????
>>
Big meaty cocks in and around your mouth.
>>
Wait aren't 69s disabled because moot is homo
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>>555573775
and again
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Become a discordian and worship Eris
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>>555572614
ok last one
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>>555565065

Darth Vader
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>>555574061
that is a fantastic gif my friend

and reroll for doorknobs
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>>555574152
reroll
>>
>>555574196

Dyslexic rarwin
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>>555573668
one more
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>>555565065
AHNOLD
>>
SHREK
>>
Pikachoo
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>>555573668
last reroll
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>>555574196

Re-roll
>>
Thy right and honorable dub gods
>>
The Purple Wiggle
>>
Super Jesus
>>
>>555565065

Your higher power is the substance causing you to do the 12 steps. Guaranteed laughs.
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>>555574309
reroll
>>
Giant dildos
>>
Become a thuggee cultist and worship Kali
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Shrek, The Ogrelord
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your higher power is the flying spaghetti monster
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>>555574663
Rerool May the power of the DUB GODS give me strengh
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>>555565065
Perhaps you should come up with a power greater than yourself that can relieve you of your addiction like all the others who have been helped by 12 step programs.

Name the God Almighty... Aspertame
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The almighty Maude
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>>555572614
reroll
>>
>>555565065
The government of the United States of America. They don't like it, tell them to fuck off.
>>
Ainsley Harriott
>>
Dongcopter pirate
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God, you sick fucks
>>
Shrek the Ogrelord
>>
roll for flying spaghetty monster
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>>555565065
Luis Suarez
>>
Boxxy
>>
Justin Beaver
>>
Black Iron Tarkus
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>>555572016
R????????????????E???????????????????????????????????R????????????????????????????????????O????????????????????L????????????????????????????????L?????????????????????????
>>
Satan
>>
>>555565065
heroin
>>
Niggers
>>
yolo swaggins
>>
T????o???? ????i???n?????v??????o??k???????e??? ??t????h????e? ????h??i???ve?????-????????m??????i????n?????d?????? ????????r????????ep??????r?e????????s?????e???n?????t?i???????n?????g?????? ?c????h???????a?????o??????s????.???????
?I??????n????v?????o???k???i??????n?????g??????? ????????t?h?e???????? ???f????ee???????l???i???n???????g????? ??o?f??? ??????c?????h???a????o???s????????.??
??????W??i???t????h?????? ???????o???????u?t? ????o??????r???d?er.??
??????T??????h?????e???????? ???????N???????ez?p????e????????r????d????????i???a???n??????? ???h?????i?????v??e?-??m???i???????n???d??? ??????o????f?? ??????c???h?????a???????o??s?????.??????? ???????Z?a??????l?g?o????.?
??????H???????e??????? ???w???????h????o???? ??????Wa??????i???t???????s?? ???????B???e??h?????i???n???d??? ??????T???????h????????e??????? ????????W?a??l????l??????.????
?????Z?????A???L??G????????O????????!?
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Shrek, muh nigguh.
>>
a pigeon
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>>555572016
R????????????????E???????????????????????????????????R????????????????????????????????????O????????????????????L????????????????????????????????L?????????????????????????L
>>
gabe newell
>>
The White Man.
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Shrek, the Ogrelord.
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Joshn from ipswitch
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this
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Nigger god
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Rolf
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>>555565065
Satan
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The rodge
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>>555572016
R????????????????E???????????????????????????????????R????????????????????????????????????O????????????????????L????????????????????????????????L?????????????????????????
>>
Cracky-chan the Sky Goddess
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Their is no higher power then you, you are the highest power! Worship yourself!!!
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Randy Macho Man Savage
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Moot the great and powerful, Father of all, Destroyer of worlds
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>>555576885
reroll
>>
>>555577048
satanist pls go
>>
Beans
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>>555577108
reroll for Satan
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The Iron Sheik
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>>555572016
R????????????????E???????????????????????????????????R????????????????????????????????????O????????????????????L????????????????????????????????L?????????????????????????LL
>>
>>555565065
Shrek
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Alduin Bane of kings
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>>555577213
reroll for Satan
>>
tumblr
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>>555577337
reroll for satan
>>
Roll for Cthulu
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I am winrar
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>>555577417
reroll for satan
>>
>>555577443
Reroll
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>>555577509
rolling for satan
>>
Roll for
>>555576885
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the cloud
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>>555577591
Rolling for Satan, 69 get
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9/11
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>>555577710
reroll for satan
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>>555577443
M???????????????????????A?????????????????????????????H??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????N???????????????????????????????I???????????????????????????G????????????????????????????????G??????????????????????????????A?????????????????????????????
?????????????????R????????????????????E????????????????????????????R??????????????O????????????????????????L?????????????????????????????????L????????????????????????????
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>>555577782
reroll for Satan
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From this day forward, you will worship Penetratus, the giant transparent dildo/snake hybrid in the sky. Only you can see him, and you communicate through telepathy, though you may only communicate with a full erection.
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>>555577868
Reroll for satan
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>>555577939
reroll for satan
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Dovahkiin
>>
ur mom
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>>555578020
rerolling for Satan
>>
>>555577443
?????????????????R????????????????????E????????????????????????????R??????????????O????????????????????????L?????????????????????????????????L????????????????????????????
>>
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>>555578106
reroll for satan
>>
>>555577443

?????????????????R????????????????????E????????????????????????????R??????????????O????????????????????????L?????????????????????????????????L????????????????????????????
>>
>>555565065
Satan. You're now a satanist.
>>
>>555576885
Roll for
>>
>>555578667
rerolling for our dark lord.
>>
>>555577831
M???????????????????????A?????????????????????????????H??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????N???????????????????????????????I???????????????????????????G????????????????????????????????G??????????????????????????????A????????????????????????????? ?????????????????R????????????????????E????????????????????????????R??????????????O????????????????????????L?????????????????????????????????L????????????????????????????
>>
>>555576885
Reroll for
>>
Raptor Jesus
>>
tha cock
>>
>>555565065
Satan!
>>
Sasha Grey
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>>555572016
Rawling for the Chtulhululululululu
>>
>>555578667
>>555578686
>>555578853
>>555579004
>>555579224
Be more creative.

The Botfly
>>
You now worship Lil B the Based God
>>
Just use FSM faggot.
>>
>>555579024
reroll
>>
>>555579391
no, roll for Satan
>>
Bob Ross
>>
>>555579391
I must disagree. Satan is the one true answer to trolling a bunch of middle aged drunks.
>>
>>555579414
Based God fucked your bitch
>>
flying spaghetti monster
>>
>>555565065
dark lord inglip

oreven better, Count Dooku
>>
>>555565065
Abbadon.
>>
>>555579695
reroll
>>
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/b/
>>
FUCKING HELL. GIVE ME THAT CTHULHU GET ALREADY YOU FUCKING NIGGER CHAN
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>>555579695
Reroll plox
>>
Rolling for cthulu Satan botfly raptor jesus
>>
Satan will be your higher up, 69 get
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>>555565065
Xipe Totec, aztec god of corn. Bonus points if you claim Jesus is an inferior imitator of the mighty corn lord.
>>
>>555565065
i roll 69 sometimes so it catholic school girl panties.
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>>555579695
Rerollsing
>>
Michael Gira
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>>555580429
Rerolling for the corn lord!
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>>555565065
well fuck me
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>>555580429
roll 4 this guy
>>
One Satan pls
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Gandalf
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Olaf
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>>555580429
Reroll, corn God, you know the drill
>>
>>555580762
Xipe Totec
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>>555576759
WINRAR you now worship shitting on people necks. Is there a word for that?
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>>555579224
roll
>>
Rape
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>>555580967
So close...
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>>555580991
Bring the Corn, baby.
Xipe Totec
>>
Xipe Totec
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>>555581183
all hail rape god
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>>555580429

rolling for this, the real he who walks between the rows.
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>>555581369
Fucking finally
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>>555581002
fullretard.jpg

also roll for cthulhu
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>>555581002
I argue that since there is no such word, OP should accept Xipe Totec as his Lord and Saviour.

Blessed be the maized one!
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>>555565454
rollin
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I like this xipe totec. Eh is Lord of corn and doesn't afraid of anything
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>>555581369
Corn god it is.
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>>555581369

winrar
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>>555581369
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>555581369
Well it's settled, Xipe Totex is your high power, though Satan would've rustled more jimmies.
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>>555581369
thank god for winrar. OR SHOULD I SAY THE LORD OF CORN
lel
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>>555581528
VICTORY!

Thank you fellow Cornites! May your children be sacrificed last!
>>
>>555581369
Congrats.
SUCK IT SATAN HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
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Slenderman
Cmooooon Schwartz!
>>
>>555577931
Roll for this!
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>>555581730
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>>555581369
Xipe totec will not mine be done
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straight up satan
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>>555581906
All of my lulz. In4 results
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