>male gay friend asked me out, i rejected 17, 57, 97 decides

Come on you faggots, I'm stalling

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>>555559726

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>>555559770

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>>555559831

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>>555559954

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>>555560029

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>>555560120

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>>555560174

>>555559340
but i do have an .. intresting offer for you

>>555560524
Here I was giving up, everybody is just waiting for the get

Look here, I lied, I've always been gay for you, I was just afraid. Yes, I am secretly a faggot but I'm afraid of having relationships with you....

>>555559340
Just kidding, let's go out. Come to my place right now, you giant faggot.

>>555561317
Oh hey, I won!

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>>555561317
Oh shit winrar

>>555561317
winwar.exe

>>555559340
I've been lying to not just you but myself. I love your. Your body is perfect, your eyes, well i cant help but to get lost in their shining palletes. Your lips feel so smooth on my cock and I can only imagine how they feel against my lips. I want you so bad.

winrar.exe im fucking bad

>>555561317
Do it OP

>>555561317

winrar paid version

>>555561317
noice

>>555561317
make sure to post pix

>>555561317
winrar

>>555561317
winrar winrar chiken dinrar

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>>555561095

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>>555561317

>>555561317

Let's go OP! Send this shit!

>>555561974
shet

>>555561974
Lulz

>>555561974
Lol, good stuff, OP.

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>>555561974

>>555561974
you can't text him while waiting shitlord

>>555561974
op delivered

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>>555561974
op is being a faggot by not being a faggot

Can I fist your asshole?

>>555561974
lool

>>555562150
I should've had the foresight to say "Just kidding about earlier" instead, but I'm kind of drunk right now. Oh well.

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His reply

How much for buttsex?

I want to try something new.. bring extra clothes, you'll need a shower after I'm done with you.. I want to poop on your face.

i have genuine feelings for you

>>555562341
new roll?

>>555562341
give him the D

4chan made me do it

Stop doing that table thing you fucking autistic fuck

I want to stuff my wee wee in ur poop hole

>>555562317
>17 again
Ach mein gott

>>555562487
rolling for this

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>>555562487
rerolling

/b/ is has been killed by cancer (although thats fucking apparent) once a time for fun and OC, now its a time of the same 15 threads over and over again, with no fun in sight. this could easily be fixed with enough chemo, but moot doesn't care about 4chan. he thinks /b/ is disgusting and he has said himself the only reason he hasnt pulled the plug was for the money. when /b/ died ma never be agreed upon, whether it was 2006, 2007, 2010, whatever, all we know is that /b/ is kill. it is plagued by furry porn, stupid roll threads, old and unfunny pasta and memes, traps (because /b/ can never get enough cock), boxxy the queen of cancer, and other retarded cancer. if for example snacks were to still be here, all that bullshit would be banned on sight. but moot doesnt give a shit about us, and never will. will /b/ ever be fun again? nah, probably not, moot is a stupid jew faggot can we fix it? yea, we probably can. by banning all autism and attracting all the oldfags back from wherever they went after FYAD was killed, it could be fun again. but thats not going to happen. that would mean someone would have to care about the shit they made and let turn into a shithole. moot could literally revive /b/ by getting snacks back, but he probably isnt even man enough to talk to him, let alone make it worthwhile for him to return, because moots tried and failed to get him back. even post ending in (x) could be some good chemo, but of course moot is too much of a faggot to ban like he used to...

>>555562606
rolling for this

Send cock pics

Same numbers
just sent this
>>555562317
Waiting for a reply. Also same numbers for the whole thread

>>555562554
roll

>>555562341

I'm deeply in love with you. I've always had this feeling. Deep inside I knew, I always knew.

>>555562408
rolling for this

Would you be concerned if the bed covers we have sex under had a swasticka pattern and yell my V2 rockets are blasting off when I cum in your ass?

>>555562487
rolling for this

>>555562487
rolling for this

>>555559340
I want your man butter inside my butt
Then I want to shit your man butter in your mouth then smell it

You gave me the best blowjob I've ever had and I want to return the favor faggot, get over here now

>>555562797
i fucking love you

Ask him to bring some crystal over so you can have lots of ravaging sweaty gay butseks.

>>555562797
>97
Yes!

>>555562341
Nice maymays

I love you but this fucking table shit is fucking annoying please stop posting it and I will suck your dick within the hour

>>555562797
op's matchmakers succeed again

so post a phone number or do i just masturbate to the lights on my modem?

>>555562341
Now or never, bud.

>>555559340
Why let him suck your dick? What's your sexuality?

>>555562797

I smell winrar.exe

>>555562797
this man won

>>555562750
reroll
>captcha = success

>>555562835
OMG your so funny, do what this guy wrote OP, he's soooofunn lol 10/10 anon you are funniest shrek

>>555562797
winrape
>>555562487

I don't mean to jerk you around man but well fuck...I actually do. No more words I can't sleep without your meat in me.

>>555562806
rolling for this

my asshole is ready

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I think hes actuall coming over. Gonna turn off my lights

OP post a pic from him

I-It's not like I like you or anything..

Fag here, I would be fucking sad to see that my straight-ish-gay-ish friend is just fucking with me and doesn't actually want to go out with me
Like sui-sad

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>>555563302

>>555563197
>>555563357
Winrar

>>555563357
winrar

dude my front door is open. i'm turning the lights off. burst in, find me, and rape me

>>555563302
you had better actually fuck this faggot.

>>555563357
holy shit

>>555563357
WinRAR

>>555563302
dont be a pussy anon
its meant to be

>>555563357
you motherfucking faggot

>>555563302
Looks like someone's getting their dick sucked tonight.
Congrats on.

i'll turn the lights off to set the mood

>>555562487

rolling for this

>>555563302
Sorry, my friend had my phone. ._.

>>555563519
rollin

I love you

>>555563302
prepare uranus

but honestly tho i think you're kinda cute. send nudes?

>>555563609
come on we need op to lose his anal virginity
roll for this

>>555563660

rerill

>>555563302
...Has no one noticed that OP's ID is almost Rorschach?

>>555563302
I'm shutting off my lights but I'm still home. Just knock on the door.

>>555563302
Also OP's ID: Rors Hacs

Fuck him anyway, have a butt buddy with benefits.

>>555563737
OP delivers

Please fuck me

>>555563737
i hate this now, way to fuck everything, god what an asshole

>>555563387
Well then I would take pleasure in doing this to you.
rot faggot

OP's carrier is an accurate description of him

>>555563790
Reroll for this

>>555563302
dont be a pussy op let him suck your dick again

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>>555563737
Oh god

>>555563107
rereroll

>>555563519
This

>>555563747
Holy shit quick winrar

>>555563759
PLOTERINO TWISTERINO
HIS GAY FRIEND IS DR MANHATTAN

>>555563737
I'm just a little drunk. I'm shutting off my lights but I'm still home. Just knock on the door.

>>555563884
Well you are what you eat...

Dress up like a girl.

>>555563852
reroll

Are you cut or uncut? I've always wanted to dock with another man.

>>555563737
If you don't fuck this guy tonight OP, I will find you and rape you.

>>555563678
reroll

>>555563737

I love this thread. Today you weren't a fag OP, but you're damn sure about to become one.

>>555563737
anal.virginity.jpeg <deleted>

>>555563897
well then

>>555563737
Not drunk enough to say things I don't mean. When you come over the lights will be off but the door's unlocked so just come in. ;)

BRING CONDOMS

>>555563678
roll

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>>555563897

>>555564161
this

>>555563519
rolling for fksx sake

I may be drunk. But I know what I want. Come over please.

>>555563790
Reroll

I could just use some... Release you know?

Whatever, just cum over now ;)

Get over here and give me raw ass to mouth before I change my mind.

im a big bubbled cunt

>>555564161
rerool

if i let you put it in my but can i put it in yours?

>>555564198
oh no faggot you've started beign a faggot here, you were doing well till now

>>555564198
fuck i wasted my get

>>555564161
we need to salvage it from the virgin mobile fag

>>555563912
rerereroll

>>555564198
shit

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>>555564198
winra>>555564197

>>555563790
Rooooiilllllllklllllklcjdjhxhxbdhxuzhjdn roll u you fucked up OP

i am going to eat your shit ;)

Come over and pretend I'm Ryan Gosling and bruise my taint

>>555559340

niggers tongue my anus

>>555563897
lel

>>555564197
winrar

rolling for
>>555564161

>>555562554
roll roll roll your boat,

I'm sorry I'm horny drunk and I don't know what I'm saying just come over and lets fuck

>>555564503
The faggot

WOULD YOU STOP POSTING THOSE RIDICULOUS FUCKING TABLE FLIP SHIT MEMES
I KNOW YOU ARE GAY BUT SERIOUSLY SHUT THE FUCK UP

look, I may have drank a little, but the thing is, I want to make love to you. if you see the lights off, it's just me setting the mood for us both to have a good time

>>555564197
Winrar

Look fucker, stop flipping tables or I'll shit down your throat!

>>555564649
Reroll

>>555564605
Reroll

>>555564523
rolllllllllllllllllllllllling

>>555564503
stop flipping your fucking tables

do what you do best get over here

>>555564197
winrar

I want your man salami all the way in my chocolate carnival

>>555564503
nothing, could you come over right now? before i change my mind ;))

INTERCOURSE

>>555564503
I just found out doughnut holes are made by the center of doughnuts.

gibe a man a fish and he will learn to fish and never eat to fish, learn him to fish he never angry again.

listen faggot if you dont come fuck me right now i'll have to fuck myself

>>555564503
do me pooper big guy

>>555564161
roll

>>555564197
THISTHISTHIS

I posted our convo on 4chan and people want me to get fucked in the ass by you.

>capatcha- assfort place

>>555564512
Re rolling for bruised taints

Send me a dick pic, I want to possibly try returning a favor

>>555564503

Sorry just a typo. Come on over.

I'm going to eat your nigger COCK!!

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID BITCH AND CUM ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW BEFORE I FORCE YOU TO KILL ME WITH YOUR DICK IN MY EYE

Honestly all I want is for you to come over right now so we can have some fun

>>555564873
what is love.

roll

>>555564404
>captcha is iphstd
>std
>op
>faggot

>>555564873
Smooth moves OP

cover your self with shit

>>555564917
aw shit son

>>555564917
Fucking idiot

I want your tiny little peepee in my mouth ^o^<--B

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>>555564917
winra

>>555564974
baby don't hurt me

>>555564161
rollan again

>>555564872

>>555559340

Go on that link you retarded faggot. Just because you sucked my dick doesnt mean I give a fuck about you.

Tongue my anus you dirty nigger

>>555564917
lolwut
winrar

>>555564649
roll for this

>>555564917
Ohhhhhh shieeeet

555555555 Get

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>>555564503
ur gay

>>555564632
this

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ill send them too ;)
Attach image:

>>555564901
Roll

I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME UNTIL I SHIT BLOOD

PUT THAT FUCKING TABLE FLIP TEZT SIGNATURE ONE MORE TIME AND YOUR DICK WILL NEVER TOUCH A FUCKING ANUS AGAIN

>>555565061
no mroe.

Im really horny talk dirty to me

I want to make sweet sensual love with you. I can hardly contain myself right now. If I can't have your dick in me then I'll have to seek it else wherem

>>555564917
If I get any of the three
Don't say this one

>>555559340
hey look, I may have drank a little, but the thing is, I want to make love to you. if you see the lights off, it's just me setting the mood for us both to have a good time

>>555564917
winrar

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>>555564917

Let's practice docking like the astronauts do

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>>555564873

>>555565217
THISTHISTHISTHIS

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>>555565217
winra

OP get fucked today

>>555565089
It removes links wow.. I feel like a newfag.. At least i can tri force

>>555565031
ReRoll

>>555564873
Come to my house and we'll suck each other off.

No homo

>>555565217
WINRARRR!!!

>>555565217
winrar

>>555565240
roll

>>555565207
What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Get it right, faggot.

>>555564901
Roll again

>>555565217
This

I may be confusing you right now but that's only cause I want your body, please come over right now

>>555565217
winrar

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>>555565217
WINRAR top kek

Just jizz in my mouth please, I need to know what it tastes like.

>>555565217
please do this one

>>555565292
bruh

>>555565217

>>555565417
GOGOGOGOG

the lights are off i want you to come in and rape me

>>555565417
Holy shit... Winrar?

NOW TOUCH ME LIKE YOU'VE NEVER TOUCHED ANYONE BEFORE... I WANT THE UNIVERSE TO QUIVER BEFORE YOU SEND THAT SEED INTO THE DEPTS OF MY SHIT

Do you even know what Schizophrenia is?

>>555565292
I just want to return the favor because I feel a little bad.

>>555564198
This is really badly shooped

>>555565516
reroll for op getting raped.

>>555565217
>>555565417

DOUBLE WINRAR

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>>555565217

>>555565417
this

I'm fapping so hard right now just deliver

>>555565636
Why the fuck does he throw so many tables

>>555565451
This

To be honest i really dont give a shit about you just because you sucked my dick. If you ate my asshole out that would be a different story however...

nice 5 digit pali

stop flipping the damn tables

>>555565240
roll

Now show me what you are packing and lets make this happen. This is your 1 chance where I want to experiment

>>555565636
rollin

>>555565703
Get off his nuts dude. Flipping tables is my fetish.

please come over, i want to kill myself and i need you

>>555565703
It sits four

>>555565451
This

Jk the internet is telling me what to say lelelelellellel

>>555565636
If you don't fuck him it will be a sad day for everyone.

>>555565605
\O.O/

please, if you have any shread of dignity left in you, come over to my house right now, and ravange me like the hitler and the jews

>>555565703
I was wondering that too wtf is wrong with this guy

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I love you

>>555565340
Ima roll for this

Grasp me with your hands and whisper into my ear i love you, and your dick breaks the walls of my anus, and ushers in a new era our relationship.

>>555565843
reroll

>>555565809
this

My anus hungers for the feeling of cock!

>>555565917
WINRAR

>>555565917
YES

>>555565773
Re rolling for this

>>555565917
winrar

Honestly, I just want your soft lips around my throbbing hard cock again, one last time before I kill myself

>>555565917
do it

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>>555565917
Here it comes you guys

>>555565917
winraaaaaaaar
i love everyone in this thread
we're making op's secret fantasies come true <3

>>555565636
I GOT IT!

>>555565917
wiiiiiiiiiiinnnnraaaaaar

>>555565917
winrarino

>>555565636
According to the prophecies, I am a sex wildebeest

I wanna flip you over just like that table.

>>555566004
Why not

This

>>555565703
He's obviously moving and looking for gay sex. You have to get that collection of tables in the trucks somehow.. what better way to do it then asking out your straight friend in the process?

>>555565031
ROWL AGAIN! NO 31.

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>>555566072
GO OP

>>555566072
ha

>>555565703
Signature

you did a great job last time but id liek to go a bit further. wuld u show me what ur packing?

>>555566097
inb4 op sends that

>>555566072
dude i dont want a dui
come here baby ;)

>>555566097
Double winrar

>>555566061
reroll

I need it man, I'm having withdrawals. You won't be my first but I have no doubt you'll be my best. I just cleaned myself in preparation. When and where should I present my ass to you?

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>>555566072
DONT BE A PUSSY OP
GO DO THAT SHIT

>>555565031
reroll

We all know that OP will fag out of being a fag somehow so fuck it.

I want you to make me your cum dumpster. now send nudes you fucking fgt

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>>555566272

>>555566072
but I'm already naked

>>555566272
reroll

>>555566072
Either you come over here or nothing is happening, babe. The lights will be off but just come in, door isn't locked(;

I want you to clean the shit out of my asshole with your penis

Lets fuck and film it
Then i will uploade it and post a link on 4chan

now, like the greeks and chuthulu, make me your bitch wiht you wounderfuly distrught nightmares of the infinite dicks drenching in the sea of cum

>>555566272
this

GOD HATED RETARDED FAGGOTS LIKE YOU LOL

>>555566403
roll

>>555566072
GO FOR IT OP

>>555566263
re rolling

>>555566452
rolling for what this guy is rolling for.

>>555566328
reroll for this

>>555566425
OP THE LEGEND