Hey guys, what's up?

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Check out this awesome pistol i just found...

not much how's it going. long time no see

go away moot.

>>555312973

you have my interest.

took meth 2 days ago and now i have hamorides or what this shit in your ass is called

fml

and whats about you OP?

>>555312973
woa! be careful where you pointing that..

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Check out this awesome tits I found

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It's jammed or something though, i can't figure it out.

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>>555312973
Go on..

>>555312973
cont

>>555313274
look in the barrel, see if something's stuck in it.

>>555312857
>.gif
dis gon be good

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>>555313274
i made a new meme

>>555313346

its "EFG" of course hes going to look

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OH SHIT

>>555313421
i like it

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>>555313525

>>555313521
Lights out nigger.

>>555313521
HE'S GONNA KILL PEDRO BEAR AGAIN.

>>555313521
told you man! but you wouldn't listen

>>555313521
XDDDDD U got me this isnt a gif newfag!!!!

>>555313521
watch out for the light bulb EFG

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Fuck, I can't see shit. Let me light a match.

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Ahh, much better.

>>555313951
watch your step

>>555314051
DO A 360 HES BEHIND YOU

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>>555314051
FUCK LOOK BEHIND YOU NIGGER

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>>555314051
SHIT NIGGER TURN AROUND

i'm fukken scared

>inb4 get thread - you don't know about my power thread

>>555314051
360 quickscope that lil bitch

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>>555314156
>>555314204
>>555314304
What are you talking about? There's nothing behind me...

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BAZINGA

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Fuck, match burned out. Don't worry I've got another!

>>555314156
you do realize that he'll look at the train face

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>>555314628
you missed

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>>555314628
WHAT IS THIS WIZZARDRY EFG

>>555314740
oh shit

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>>555314740
>>555314740
>>555314740
>>555314740

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Here we go. Let there be light!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>555315025
AW FUCK

>>555315025
OH FUCK
GET OUT OF THERE MAN!

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>>555315025
HES SO BIG

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>>555315025

>>555315025
pool closed

>>555315025
OHM Y GOD KILL IT

>>555315264
that's whut she said...

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SOMEONE FUCKING HELP M-

>>555315438
NOOOOOOOOO!

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>>555315438
IM OUT EFG

>>555315438
Jesus...
Did you died efg?

>>555315438
9/10 I love you OP, OP is now life.

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>>555315438

>>555312857
Here we go. I honestly hate every single one of you sick motherfuckers. You’re all the vilest scum on the face of the planet. I have no idea how you live with yourselves. How can you think it is okay to joke about gore, dead people/animals, and people with disabilities? Don’t even get me started on how racist you fuckers are. We are all human so therefore we’re all equally the same. Also, how the heck do think incest is okay? That’s one of the most fucked in things in our world. I just can’t wrap my head around the fact that you people exist. I think I’ve lost all hope for our world to advance any further. At this point it’s just a giant cesspool of villainy and faggotry. One day there will be a way to get rid of you motherfuckers once and for all so that normal and sane people can take your place. That way the world and the internet, especially this site, would become a better and more productive place. When that day comes I will smile.

>>555315438

THE DAY EFG WAS EATEN BY A GIANT TUMBLER HAM PLANET.

WE MOURN YOUR LOST SOUL

>>555315438
OH GOD NO

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>>555315438
oh shit nigger

>>555315685
>>ere we go. I honestly hate every single one of you sick motherfuckers. You’re all the vilest scum on the face of the planet. I have no idea how you live with yourselves. How can you think it is okay to joke about gore, dead people/animals, and people with disabilities?

Stopped here, cus it's funny m8

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>>555315438

>>555315863
oh no.

>>555315863
Efg? Efg? EEEEEFFFFFGEEEEEEEEEE!

>>555315685
tumblr fag get out.
please youre literally not helping.
youre literally winning our raid. for us. without us doing anything. just by proving how little you shitheads know about 4chan
and how mcuh we know about you.

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>>555315863
is EFG kill?

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>>555315685

>>555315863
PLEEZ DON'T BE DIED EFG!!!

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>>555315863
plz tomas

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>>555315863
No way hes alive

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Hmmm...what should happen next? I'm not sure how to bring EFGMAN back to life. Fuck this story is confusing.

>>555316375
A time portal?

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Fuck it! Starting this shit over. It was just a comic anyways.

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>>555315438
>>555315438
OH

OH SHIT NIGGER

>>555316375
The 4chan x tumblr couple must bring him back to life.

>>555316023
>>555315931
its a copypasta, newfags

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>>555316375

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>>555316023
>falling for copypasta b8

>>555316534
You can't just change the rules

>>555316375
We see a bang in the dark, and efg emerges victorious, but heavily injured.

>>555316375
wizardy of course

>>555316575
So that means you can't reply to it?

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>>555316375
>>555316534

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>>555316375
OP's good.

>>555316534
fuck you for toying with our emotions like that.

fuck you indeed.

>>555316618
>implying everything isn't bait

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>>555316625
EFG listens to no man. This time we do this shit for real...in pen.

>>555315685

>believes in equality of love
>insults for fucking mother

Top kek Tumblrfag

>>555316683

with nothing but the mask damaged, he takes it off and shows his old fashioned glory for all to love and cherish.

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>>555315685

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>>555316683
>We see a bang in the dark

>>555316534
WHAT A TWIST!

>>555316820
aw shit he's got a pen

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>>555316820
shits going to get real

>>555316820
Oh fuck EFG are you sure you wanna use a pen?

>>555316820
Oh shit. Things are about to get serious

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>>555315685

10/10 thread, entertaining, I miss this kinda shit. Now it's mainly just faggots raiding each other

>>555316820
That better be blue ink you fucker.

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Almost ready...

>>555317046
surprised nobody is calling this cancer, any good thread or OC is usually called cancer

WE THOUGHT WE LOST YOU, ALL THESE FEELS!!!

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>>555317176
>erasing yourself

>>555317176
what are you going to do...

10/10
we need moar like this

Hey guys!

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>>555317176

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>>555317176
Dat .jpg. Its glorious.

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>>555316824
people are still falling 4 the b8

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>>555316375
jesus tapdancing christ i thought efg was kill fucking 3spoopy

>>555317356
Hi

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Fuck me, i forgot the picture. Anyways...

Hey.

>>555317606
hi

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>>555317176

>>555317606
EFG sign my action figure

>>555317606
hi

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Did you guys hear that? Something is going on over there...

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>>555317606

>>555317835
where?

>>555317835
Don't do it EFG.
This is how you die for real.

>>555317835
now what?

>>555317835
go check it out nigger

>>555317835
It's probably fucking niggers

>>555317835
n-no pls

>>555317835
what could it be?

>>555317606
this time, no guns, okay?

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The fuck is this shit?

>>555318086
Elephant


>ordered nnamsu

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>>555317835

you should check it out

>>555318086
touch it.

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>>555318086
You must touch it.

>>555318086
Touch it.

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>>555318086
Oh god my sides

>>555318086

things just got harder

>>555318086
According to the sign it is something meant to be gently stroked until ejaculation.

>>555316820
EFG? On this /b/?

Your effort is futile, newfriend.

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>>555318086

>>555318086
stick it in your butt

>>555318086
I don't know, better touch it.

IT'S THERE TO BE TOUCHED

>>555315685
You do realize that the internet you know today only exists because of 4chan. Just think about it a bunch of "sick motherfuckers" sitting in their mom's basements have had a bigger impact on the world than you ever will. If you truly are against racism and think you are better than us than please don't come on here passing judgement and throwing homophobic slurs insinuating that you would be happy if we all killed ourselves.

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>>555318086

>>555318086
Don't fucking touch that

it's a nigger

>>555315264
FOR YOU

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>>555318253
You got it. Let's do this shit.

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>>555318260
oh you

>>555318324
shut up, it's troll. welcome 2 dee interwebs

>>555318324
Nigga srs?

>>555318482
STOP EFG, YOU'LL GET AIDS

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>>555318482
Shit is about to get messy.

>>555318482
what will happen?

>>555318482
>danger

>>555318482
So fucking close

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>>555318482
this isnt going to end well

oh shit the niggercock might cum on you

>>555318482
shit nigger dont be fag
dont touch the dong!

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>>555318482
nigga, das ghey

It's black so expect some rape and a stolen bike, at least

>>555318324
The internet was made way before 4chan. The rules and principles were already set up and then 4chan came along and ruined everything.

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OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK HOW DO I TURN IT OFF

AIDS incoming

>>555318785

it came buckets!

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>>555318785
Show it this

>>555318785
QUICK, you must poop to make it stop!

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>>555318785
NO

>>555318324
>2014
>still falling 4 this b8

>>555318785
Shit! Quick! Get a black woman and tell her to demand child support from it!

>>555318785
RUN

>>555318785
You're gonna have to DRINK your way out!

>>555318785
QUICK PLUG IT WITH A VOLUPTUOUS WHITE WOMAN

>>555318785
get out of there

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>>555318785
you don't, time to drown

>>555318785
Fist it

>>555318785
NOOO

>>555318785
YOU DUN FUCKED UP NOW EFG
YOU HAVE TO PLUG SOMETHING IN THE HOLE

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>>555318785
DRINK IT

>>555318785
Jack it off

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IT WONT STOP COMING

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>>555318785
run EFG!!!!!

>>555318785
sharpee in penis

START SLURPIN'

I KNEW IT

>>555319074
DRINK! IT'LL SAVE YOUR LIFE!

>>555319074
AW SHIT NIGGA

>>555319074
RIP in peace

>>555319074
Embrace the semen, EFG.

Embrace your destiny.

>>555319074
i c wat u did ther efg

>>555318785
drink it, should help

>>555319074
Let it into your anus

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>>555319074

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>>555319074
CLICCK MY PICTURE LOLOLCLICCK MY PICTURE LOLOLCLICCK MY PICTURE LOLOLCLICCK MY PICTURE LOLOLCLICCK MY PICTURE LOLOLCLICCK MY PICTURE LOLOLCLICCK MY PICTURE LOLOLCLICCK MY PICTURE LOLOL>>>CLICCK MY PICTURE LOLOLCLICCK MY PICTURE LOLOL>CLICCK MY PICTURE LOLOLCLICCK MY PICTURE LOLOL
>CLICCK MY PICTURE LOLOLCLICCK MY PICTURE LOLOL

fuck the niggercock

>>555319074
DRINK IT!!!

>>555319258
Shut the fuck up. You should be sucking EFG's dick like the rest of us.

>>555319074
you must drink it all to survive efg it's your only hope

>>555319074
go fast drink it!

>>555318764
Incest was cool way before 4chan even the ancient Greeks loved that shit. Ever heard of Oedipus?

>>555319258
get out butt fag

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>>555319198

>>555319258
6$pooky9me

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Wait...there's a doorway down here. A doorway to another thread! I'm taking it, this is my only chance!

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>>555319485
MY BUTTMAD DETECTORS ARE OFF LE CHARTZ!@11
>>555319418

there gonna be cp or nah

>>555319074
Won't stop cumming. :^)

>>555319594
RUN EFG
FOR YOUR LIFE

>>555319594
I'll wait for you EFG

>>555319594
DO IT

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>>555319697

>>555319679
what thread?!?!? which fucking thread?!

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>>555319074
QUICK DRINK IT

USE THIS

>>555319679

quick! track this fucker! to the forums!

>>555319594
YEAH

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>>555319679

>>555319594
>>555319679
GUYS,
THIS IS A SCAVENGER HUNT,
WE MUST SEARCH EVERY THREAD ON /b/ UNTIL WE FIND HIM

>>555315685
>We are all equal
By that logic you aren't better than any of us. Kill yourself

>>555319776
nigger

>>555319776
nigger

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>>555319609
Man you're right I'm so mad. I'm literally throwing things around and braking shit because someone posted a picture on 4chan.

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>>555319679
FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!

>>555319776
in the thread where you're a nigger
which is everythread

>>555319776
I'd just like to say that you're really an awesome guy and I hope you have a great rest of your day.

>>555319679
He's going to come out in some random thread in /fit/ or something.

>>555319776
Nigger

>>555319609
>>555319609
>>555319609
>>555319609
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

>>555319776
Fucking Nigger

>>555319776
nigger

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>>555319954
>yup your mad. ruse succesful

>>555319996
thanks bro

>>555319776
You nigger.

i give this thread 3/5 cawks

Someone find him!

>>555320104
>a
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8.

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>>555320220
>using the wrong pic and it doesn't have a name
Clearly you are le master oldfag troll :^)

>>555320365

>>555320203

>>555320203

>>555320203

>he's here

>>555320203

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>>555319776

Here he is
>>555320454

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>>555320595

>>555319776
You're a nigger