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you have 10 seconds to prove you are not a bronie

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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you have 10 seconds to prove you are not a bronie
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>>555276578
I'm not. I'm a horsefucker.
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i'll admit used to be for about a month
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>>555276578
How 'bout no.
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>>555276578
I do not know which is best pony, nor do i care at all.
My gf likes the one with funky hair, but thats because its hair has loads of colours like hers.
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>>555276578
you wrote cock loving clopper faggot the wrong way dude, idk what bronie means
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>>555277270
>i'll admit used to be for about a month
>I'll admit used to be
>used to be

Cute.
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What's a Brany
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>>555278472
k
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>>555278472
post your porn in /mlp/
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>>555278471
A form of glorious person that loves and tolerates!
Can't believe you didn't know that, my friend.

>inb4 LEL BAITED
>inb4 I'm not your friend
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>>555278471
brand of paper towels
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>>555278829
>being this new
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>>555278983
Steph is amazing.
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>>555276578
but i am a brony
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>>555278829

Make us.
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>>555278829
no
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>>555278472
post your porn to /mlp/
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>>555279179
this is true
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>>555277064
Mah nigga
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>>555279625
See >>555279358
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>>555279625
no
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>not a virgin
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>>555276578
Aw shucks, looks like I failed
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I prefer 3D ones.
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I am , but im perfectly fine with it and dont even try to say faggot to me , bisexual femanon here..
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>>555276578
i'm not a faggot
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>>555279625
/mlp/ is a sfw board
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>>555276578
I'm not a brony but if they aren't annoying little fedoras about it then I don't have a problem with them. To each his own, man.
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>>555279942
me too.
how do i find stuff like this?
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Oh shit.
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>>555276578
I just like pony r34 does that makes me a brony?
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s
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brony haters, post fluffy abuse if u want them to go away
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>>555280564
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>>555279794
post your porn to /mlp/
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I don't know any of the ponies' names
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>>555280019
You're definitely not a brony then...
Stupid wimmins
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>>555281413
so then define the word brony to me , what do someone has to do to be a brony?
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>>555276578
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>>555281167
There's the white one, the dyke, Tex, quite one, other one, and purple smart. Not killing myself was a mistake, but I live to see the day this shit is forgotten about.
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>>555281067
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thx guys i just faped to mlp
you won
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I enjoy the company of other men
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Jesus Christ you people make me fucking sick. A show that is FACTUALLY for little girls is not something you absolute faggots should be into. Seriously it's almost depressing that people like you exist at all, I sincerely believe you are a detriment to the fucking human race as a whole.

I'm glad you're all raging fucking queers or too engrossed in your pervert/little girl loving shenanigans to actually find someone to fuck you. Any legacy carried out by you fuckers is bound to be damaging to society.

Kill yourselves,all of you.
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>>555281857
post your porn to /mlp/
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I've had consensual sex at least once without having to pay.

When I go to parties I have actual interesting things to converse about.

I bathe.

Not brony/10
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>>555282107
>Tits
>Not underage
Why?
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>>555282260
"all of you" " people like you exist at all"
you know its just one small hobby or thing to like , dude thats definitly not how to get a girl if you act like that , you never know if maybe here on 4chan sits a girl who likes mlp but is much more into playstation gameing maybe a competitive player gamer girl , that "rare" kind of girl , but ok she maybe just killed herselfe for your words
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>>555282775
I will toast to her death and them promptly forget she ever existed.
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thats the only pic i had saved here , thought it'll be nice to bump here
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>>555276578
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little pony? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in magic kindergarten, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Nightmare Moon, and I have over 300 confirmed friendships. I am trained in magic warfare and I’m the top pony in the entire Equestrian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another friend. I will wipe you the fuck out with friendship the likes of which has never been seen before on Equestria, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Ponynet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pegasi across Equestria and your hoofprints are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, pony. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed friendship, but I have access to the entire arsenal of ponies and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable flank off the face of the continent, you little pony. If only you could have known what magical friendship your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn pony. I will shit friendship all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, pony.
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>>555282775
Admit it, you get off to the idea of little girls watching the show with you don't you?
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What's a bronie?
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>>555283328
nope
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>>555283415
Little boys? Don't worry we're all anonymous here.
You can come clean.
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Bronies are zoophiles and fucking pervs.
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>>555283547
im not really into pedophilia so nope ,
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>>555283728
thats 4chan , we're all pervs
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>>555283328
Nope, and I am one of the few bronies who actually is a pedophile. Never actually occurred to me...
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>>555283753
No one said anything about paedophilia, you brought that up.

>>555283967
One of the few? There's lots of them out there just waiting to meet you anon
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>>555276578
But I am. And I'm in a brony club at university.

We watch a pony show together.

We make cookies, cakes, brownies and such for each other.

We do charity and volunteering work together.

We try new things together.

We take people who are too different to feel like they fit in and give them a community. And we do awesome stuff together. Deal with it.
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i had sex with my girlfriend yesterday
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>>555283945
There are pervs and then there are pathetic, desperate faggots like you and your entire community.
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>>555284293
if thats true thats awesome
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>>555284293
still an enormous faggot
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>>555284508
Your pony plushie doesn't count as a 'girlfriend'.
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>>555284778
Was meant for
>>555284429
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>>555276578
I'm not a fat, arrogant fedora wearing cunt that forces Mlp onto people like there trying to force people into a cult
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>>555284206
Eh, I know a lot of bronies, but only two of them are pedos. Shame, really, it'd be a good way to come into contact with each other. The rest are pretty much all fine with it, though. which is nice.
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I have sex in the missionary position for the soul purpose of recreation, sometimes more than once a week.
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>>555276578
I dont know the names of the horses
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>>555285079
The rest are fine with you wanting to fuck children?
Your community is a fucking shambles. If there was a button to destroy all life on Earth I would press it just to make sure none of you faggots survived.
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>>555276578
>10sec
oh shit oh shit....

ummmm
eeeeh
I LIKE HORSECOCK!

Shit! I fucked it up!
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>>555276578
[This response can only be read with a tumblr Gold account]
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>>555280405
In the barn or in the fields.
Do you have a aunt/granddad/whateverfamilymember farmer?

Just come close when she is in matting period.

If u can't afford it, buy a dog and do it. Or a figurine.

or just:
http://www.videoszoofilia.org/video/6767/man-fuck-a-gay-horse
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>>555285379
Faggot? But I like little girls. One of them's actually a homophobe, which is about as top as kek gets.
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>>555285470
yeah and that gif just brought us to the weird part of mlp and stuff like that
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>>555284516
This was taken at the most recent volunteering event. I guess there were maybe 8-10 of us there in total, out of around 15-20 regular members.
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>>555285702
Still a nonce faggot

>>555285897
I could have sex with multiple men and be less gay than you.
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>>555285897
sad that i dont know anyone who is normal and likes mlp besides my exboyfriend .__.
do you ever realised that rais this barn sounds like racist porn? :'D
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>>555278829
/mlp/ is SFW summerfag
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>>555286080
I'm sorry you're upset, I love you anyway :P

>>555286209
Look up racist barn on youtube :D
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You know, it was thanks to all the trolls on 4chan that made this show popular. It was you guys that turned it into a huge colt fandom.

That's right, trolls, You did this. You fucking did this so for that matter, you should really kill yourselves.
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>>555286582
Thx :'D
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>>555286582
Hahaha you legitimately can't make this shit up.
I'm embarrassed for you.
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>>555286898
hes more sympathic than you
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>>555286796
Trolls forced people to like a fucking kids show and create the worst fandom in the history of the internet?
What kind of backwards twat are you?
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>>555284293
very fagget indeed
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>>555286796
>colt fandom

heh, nice

>>555286898
Why? I'm happy.
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>>555287083
Really? What does that even mean? Please explain it to me.
I'm pretty sure you're just shitting onto your keyboard to type your counter-arguments now.

>>555287312
Some of the biggest faggots and autists in the world are 'happy' doesn't stop them from being faggots and autists.
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Have penis
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Hearing /b/ insult bronies is like hearing tumblrfags insult /b/, the only people butthurt by it are the ones doing the insulting.
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