it's ok tumblr, I still love you.
mostly because you have cute traps.
Cont from last thread.Key card in hand, 4Chan walked out into the cold November night. It was the 14th; the night he had promised that little airhead Tumblr that he would put her in her place. As he walked on the path past the Macintosh Lecture Building, he encountered Firefox and Safari walking out of Professor Jobs' seminar on Operating Systems.
"Hey, 4Chan, what're you doing out in this weather?" said Safari as they approached him.
"I'm gonna go sort out Tumblr, once and for all," he said, with no explanation.
Then, as if it were an afterthought, he asked,
"Where's Internet Explorer? I thought he was with you guys when you left?"
Firefox spoke this time,
"Dude, that little bitch went back to the dorm right away. He kept complaining about how cold it was the entire seminar, and then he just ran for it when we got outside."
4Chan snorted, "God, he's ALWAYS freezing."
The three friends laughed, and Firefox and Safari decided to follow 4Chan and YouTube to see what was going on.
We love you, Tumblr
[spoiler]Show us your tits[/spoiler]
This is fanart from the 2010 war, anon
4chan and Tumblr went to war over stolen content
>>554819483When they reached the cafeteria and admissions building, they encountered ICanHasCheezburger, MemeGenerator, Flickr, and PhotoBucket as the four left the dining hall. They had heard about the upcoming confrontation from Twitter, who was calling everyone she knew to tell them about what was going on between Tumblr and 4Chan.
Twitter also apparently reached another friend, BlogSpot, who was furiously typing away in his room, in the process of writing a very lengthy and opinionated post about what was happening. Not that anyone was going to read it.
The four newcomers joined the growing crowd that was advancing on Microsoft Hall, and if anyone looked out the window they were able to see the group making their way through the November night to the building ahead of them.
Inside Microsoft Hall there was plenty of activity going on. Almost everyone knew that 4Chan was coming; he had announced it earlier in the day, and Twitter had been telling everyone. Both 4Chan and Tumblr were her trending topics that night.
Friendster kept running up and down the halls, knocking on doors and repeating over and over that "4Chan is coming, and we're all gonna die, and I can't do this, and I don't want to die, and I love you all, and omg…"
>>554819732No one was really listening to her.
Myspace just turned the music up louder and went back to ignoring them all, not interested in anything that was going on with anyone else.
By the time 4Chan was almost at Microsoft Hall, his entourage had grown to include Oovoo, Skype, and Chatroulette, who were quickly joined by zShare and DivX.
Z and Div had been watching a movie with Megavideo, but he kicked them out halfway through because his girlfriend Money came home early.
4Chan finally reached the building, and swiped the key card to let everyone in. The now rather large group stood in the foyer, warming themselves for a moment, and 4Chan addressed them.
"Maybe you guys should just stay here. This is between me and Tumblr, not any of you."
The group was quiet for a second, and then they all burst out into laughter.
"Yah, right," said Chatroulette, "like we're gonna miss this."
The rest of the group nodded and agreed, and 4Chan sighed and began leading them upstairs to the floor he knew Tumblr's dorm was on.
As they passed the dorms on Tumblr's floor, people looked out to see what was going on.
>>554820021Imdb saw the group, and saw YouTube filming, and mused to herself,
"I could totally make a movie out of this! It would make millions! I'm gonna have to talk to YouTube about that footage once this is all done."
peeked his head out into the hallway to see what was going on, but soon went back to watching the "Rock of Love" marathon on Vh1 with EHarmony and PlentyOfFish.
4Chan finally reached Tumblr's room, #394. He dropped his bag and started pulling out his tools for humiliating, disgusting, and annoying the hell out of Tumblr.
In the box next to her door that was labeled "Hate, Love, Anons, TMI's and FMK's" he shoved several cans of SPAM. He taped a bunch of horror film stills onto her Doctor Who, Supernatural, Gossip Girl, Vampire Diaries, True Blood, Skins, and Big Bang Theory decorated door. And, finally, he slipped a large stack of porn pictures under the crack between the door and the floor, and waited for her reaction.
what are you guys doing
whatever it is , you are doing it incorrectly, mister
marking is now a deathwish
Tripfags are communicating using the subject.
i can see the text stuffs! you cant fool me for i am one of you!
but not you
please dont stare at me
eh.. it's probably safe now, mods are asleep
post inappropriate stuffs
Does anyone even know what tumblr originally did? Like as far as I know a few tumblr feminists came in and said "ha you suck" and everyone's getting butthurt for no reason
i feel like you are staring through my clothes kyaa
Question: As someone who discovered 4Chan (I don't internet much outside of youtube) after this tumblr thing, can I ask why? I get it, I get it. The tumblr feminists annoy me too, but is the gore necessary? The porn is poorly placed but not the only porn on tumblr (if I had a dollar for every time I saw porn on tumblr....) anyways, the people spamming tumblr are kind of hurting the people who really aren't feminists and just annoying fangirls (although I don't know what's worse...) like i don't know about you guys but if I looked up something I enjoy (say for you guys, you looked up idk boobs) and saw a girl with her guts graphically spilling out or animal abuse I'd be pretty mad. BTW loving the fan art .
So I was [spoiler] browsing my dashboard on Tumblr [/spoiler] and saw this mirthsome fellow's comment on 4chan.
Personally, I don't feel we should have spammed anything except SJW-related tags.
But the raiders took a different approach.
He's a trap, though
Look at him. Just fucking look at him
>20 years old kissless virgin
>discovered 4chan on my 18
>in just 2 years my mind is now a den of rage, hatred, racism and so on
>the once, optimisitc and kind boy is now dead
>now i'm just a repulsive monster
>there is no way somoene could ever be interested in me
I'm sorry tumblr but i'm not somoene you should be attracted to...
get out of my home kanker
from what I can tell no. just bored b/ summerfags trolling the fucking motherland of bored easily upset summerfags.
personally I think everyone involved is fucking retarted.
that's more of a representation of the whole of /b/ and dumbler,
this is more related to the raid situation specifically
also: vieze gore kankerhomo, krijg zandnegeraids
did someone mention traps?
>people say i'm still a child
>however i mostly feel like a old man
>watching the autumn leaves flow trough the garden of the nursing home
It's all in the mind, man.
I found 4chan at a much younger age, and lived exclusively through it for many years. I am now happy and normal(ish - becoming more so), just by deciding what to think, and how to think of yourself.
I think tumblr is upset that we have become cancer, we don't have any oc, we have destroyed the balance in nature. It's ok, tumblr, we're still here and we still love you. Keep eating our shit cause it fuckin stinks. pic+filename related. even they recognise it
I know anon, i know...
I thought the reason Tumblr fans are so sensitive is because they purposely overreact with gifs so people could laugh and reblog their posts. I have to admit some of the "sensitive fags" are really funny, when a death occurs in an anime, you brows that tag and you find shittons of reaction gifs and pictures and they make me laugh for a while. But that's just from the anime tags, I hardly browse feminism tags and stuff like that since I don't care and that's why I didn't know about the "other" sensitive people there(even though it's been a year since I made my account). I just recently browsed those tags though. Those feminists seem to overexaggertate and abuse the term "feminism" and I only found like one or two good arguments. Don't get me started on the hetero shaming, skinny shamming etc...
In summation, tumblrfags in the anime tags are funny. Everywhere else, they're just pissbabies.
ohoh i can beat that
>18 year old virgin
>discovered 4chan in 2008, knew about it years prior
>in 6 years i am basically the same
>i am actually kinda happy
So basically, /pol/ raided us, so we would think Tumblr was raiding us, so we would raid Tumblr, so Tumblr would get blasted and actually raid us?
Did Tumblr ever come on /b/ to begin with?
Wow, you found out on your own. Impressive.
>So basically, /pol/ raided us, so we would think Tumblr was raiding us, so we would raid Tumblr, so Tumblr would get blasted and actually raid us?
>Did Tumblr ever come on /b/ to begin with?
It seems like there are some real ones on here today but no way to be sure.
Isn't the average girl on Tumblr a raging Feminazi who would never subject herself to the "patriarchal system of Womyn enslavement known as a relationship"?
When I see women like on that Tumblr I just wish I could see their reaction when they fall madly in love with a guy, try to hook up with him and he says "No, I won't subject you to that enslavement and perpetuate the patriarchy"
"So I just got off the phone with the FBI
They are already investigating 4chan and have found photoshopped porn of a minor’s selfies, which means ARRESTS WILL BE MADE.
If you are raiding, STOP. YOU COULD FACE ARREST.
if you are supporting the raiding, STOP. "
The difference is we're only really raging at the Feminazis.
They rage at ALL Men.
I have new respect for /pol/. That's actually pretty impressive.
>this nigger gets it 100%
>nobody will listen to him
K E K
There's only one thing Tumblr's good for
>be any year
Everyone on the interbutts needs to grow a pair of balls. If you think harrasment is funny, you need in the balls. If you think you can abuse the harrasment argument to overpower the innocent you need a kick in the balls.
What I think would settle this argument is if guys took the girls out skateboarding and the girls took the guys out to the mall or something'. If girls did manly things and guys did girly things, maybe we could understand each other more but noooo, shit like that doesn't happen! It's the interbutt remember?
PS, I want a 4chumblr fanfic/doujin of that situation.
This, except I was 17 in '08
You're about 6 years late, fuckmuffin
I don't see how this site warps people's minds. Still the same person I always was.
>just call up the good ol' FBI and get information on open cases
>because that's how it works
>"hello, 1-800-fbi-guys, I'd like to talk to the head of catching 4chan.... Oh that's you? Great. Where are you guys at with that, they are picking on a website.... Okay thanks!"
I know it's bait, but cmon.
When your actions hurt an innocent person, even if their reaction seems unreasonable to you, that doesn't change that your actions have hurt an innocent human being.
/b/ talks about how much they hate the world because it's so shitty, but a lot of users on here only work to make it worse. Not everyone, but a lot of them.
But I like >>554828039
once started, only the banhammer can stop it
its obviously against the law to manipulate publicly posted images. becauseeeee pls dont raid pls
>hello mr fbi could I please lie about you so i can use fear to tear away basic rights like a terrorist?
>sure we'll get right on that
Where is it going?
your mom is a cringe thread
post moar tumblr tan. board tans are ok too.
Nothing about this makes the slightest bit of sense. The SJWs will think they won, we'll think we won (protip: we did), and everyone else will think whatever benefits them.
And yet we're doing it. Why? Who fucking cares? It's fun.
Well that kinda makes sense, it also pisses me off.
/b/ is like the psychosexual uncle that shows up at your birthday party in a clown colored thong walking your way with your cake, compared to /a/
About a 3rd of the site.
It's a pretty fucking huge number compared to the rest of the (I'm going to hate myself for saying this) fandoms, but they're fucking huge.
I'll be honest, if it was left in the feminist tag that would have been fine, but there was really no reason to go into the "4th of July" "america" or even the coping tags. and was photoshopping selfies into NSFW pics REALLY necessary? Like was it necessary? It shines a bad light on 4Chan, which isn't the worst place in the world.
thats what the fedora is for
its a metaphore m8
I was digging through twitter seeing what people were saying, and apparently a Change.org thing is getting spread to send a complaint to the Internet Crime Complaint Center because honestly guys, what the feminazis did was annoying, but what you guys did WAS borderline criminal and that's how 4Chan can get shut down. I'd say stop while you're ahead (because from what I've heard it's still going on?)
Someone should make a new thread on /b/ and /pol/ (they spammed them too)) to take full advantage of a fully organized raid. Yesterday was done by a small amount of people and it worked well. Feminists and fags crying about their PTSD and crying and shit.
Things to have in the official thread
-make at least 3 accounts on different emails
-accounts must be 48 hours old if you want to post shit into public tags for others to see
-only the first 5 tags you use work (anything more is just to index on your blog, they wont appear publicly)
-official tags to use are #feminism #attack on titan #dr who #sherlock holmes #lgbt (other versions of these tags can be used but must be in a new duplicate post)
-gore seems to work the best, animal abuse 2nd, child deformities work too
-after each post, make sure it appears in at least one of the tags to make sure you have not been shadow banned
-tumblr is trying to cleanse tags by spamming cute stuff, you have unlimited posts, so spam back with hundreds of posts
-a lot of users have "submissions" where you can send them pics. sometimes they let you do it without being singed in, you can unlimited spam them with gore and shit. sometimes the submit button is not visable. use theirnamehere.tumblr.com/submit the slash submit will take you to their submission page, select image and enjoy
Make this into a nice image and FUCKING MAKE SURE you let other knows, including tumblr users that this started when they (feminists and sjw's mostly) raided us first (which they did but they admitted to not knowing how to use 4chan so it failed hard and pissing in a ocean of piss is useless, wtf were they thinking)
They are taking to twitter and tumblr to try and hide they started this and calling 4chan a "MRA" website to try and make this into a feminist issue on how its PROOF that women need feminism.
4chan has gone downhill, but this can be a good opportunity to really recapture a part of the old /b/ and truly scare these PTSD tumblr fags,
>Internet Crime Complaint Center
>Feminists and fags crying about their PTSD
>implying 4chan will get shut down
>implying spamming gore and loli is illegal
I did nothing else and I disclaim responsibility for the actions of my fellow /b/tards.
Meh, I've seen that picture and it's really stupid. Trust me, I think all pictures shouldn't matter. If a guy can get a hot girl like the first pic, good for him. Same with the others. I don't think it should really matter that much. but wait, wtf is the red on the guys elbows?
I'm a fair 7.5/10 with a six figure family income.
>tfw i'm not actually ugly
>mfw I do have some self esteem issues
>tfw I actually have a Tumblr as well
WE NEED MORE FANFICS AND FANART OF FOURCHUMBLR STAT.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Harvard Medical School, and I’ve been involved in numerous medical treatments, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Pharmacy and I’m the top prescriber in the entire US Medical Business. You are nothing to me but just another Patient. I will wipe your ass when you shit yourself with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pharmacists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little things you call germs. They’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can heal you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare pills. Not only am I extensively trained in one-armed bandaging, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the FDA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass when you get incontinent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying medicare, you goddamn idiot. I will shit medicine all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking saved, kiddo!
I just dove into 4Chan after the tumblr incident because it seemed like a funny place, so no, I don't understand it. and I'm a naturally nice person (something almost unheard of on the internet) and so I'd prefer to not insult people - but that probably makes me a pussy.
i kekl'd 2hard
They're like the illuminati of trolling. They've been mind fucking feminists on twitter for months. That whole #endfathersday shit was them, then they posed as feminists "purging" troll accounts and got them to accuse and block each other.
I think today they'll be expecting it, so maybe we should do nothing today.... let them get all over protective for nothing. Then, maybe a couple days later, when they think shit has died down, BAM! Hit them again in full force when they're not expecting it.
I created a Tumblr account today cause I didn't take part in yesterday (just watched) but am soon gonna get in on the act.
fuck captcha . real 6/7
7/7 it would be nice to have actual contribution. p.s. i would hight recommend not photoshopping porn of minors on tumblr, the FBI is apparently on it now.
She drew a Yaoi face on 4chan
You are in the place that even the most degenerate of the other board-users fear to tread.
And you seek logical and intellectual discourse.
I guess in a way that means you belong here.
It sort of proves that these bitches just love being abused doesn't it? They're not making up fantasies and art about their white knights, they're doing it for Anons who wreck their shit and laugh at them.
Fag=the most annoying people you can find
Homosexuals=people who have an attraction towards the same sex
Gay fags=really annoying homosexuals
That's what I learned from browsing 4chan and watching South Park.
I've been monitoring the Tags on tumblr today to figure out what is going on.
Some actually claim that tho they didn't make the initial post yesterday, people from tumblr actually did end up trying to raid 4chan, but ended up getting confused and not really doing anything or getting banned right away. Some god damn stupid Social justice warriors decided that it was a good idea to do this, they probably don't remember the 2010 fiasco.
Because there are people on tumblr who are feminazis, and then there are the fan fiction girls, who will write fan fiction about anything, I'm pretty sure I've seen fan fiction about Dora's backpack and Map.
but seriously though. make a dating site for anons and tumblrs. happiness and sex for everyone. Make love not raids <3
Add a rule that states nothing illegal can be used as it can and will be used against mootykins. Remember, regardless of whether we wish it or not he is the physical manifestation of 4chan praise be to Emperor Moot
Uhh I mean guys listen, dont be stupid cunts about this and get Moot into a shitload of legal trouble because we lack any accountability for what we post. Without Moot, we don't have a board.
Definetly post loads of that tumblr x 4chan stuff though because that will either: Enrage them or make them believe we want to be with them.
Both are hilarious outcomes.
I don't know why I didn't expect that. If you want tits that bad, there's a place on this site for that, though I'm sure you're familiar with it already.