new thread as i promised result of last request didnt work

cum on pear, go outside and offer it to people

post more outrageous shit i will delivar you have my word as the chardonnay guy

>>554815718
Put all of them inside the fridge and go play some Dota 2.

I would like you to go ahead and walk to the hardware story and pick up some duct tape, then retry the "Power Pear Penetrator™"

>>554815718
What do you do with this items?

piss on remaining pear then eat it

>>554816432
good one except im poor as fuck i would need to steal the duct tape

>>554816401
roll

>>554816521
Rolling for stick up hardware store with Power Pear Penetrator™, and get duct tape to improve design.

>>554816472
roll!

Open the beer, cum in it, mix well, drink up

>>554816432
yeah you should try Power Pear Penetrator™ again

Cut pear into small pieces. Shove up ass. Take pieces out of ass and eat them.

>>554816606
do it fgt

>>554815718
>open ale
>pour in arse
>put can in arse

>>554816606
Reroll.

>>554816612
Reroawl

Cut pear into small pieces. Shove up ass. Take pieces out of ass. Put them into a bowl. Pour beer into bowl. Eat with spoon.

>>554816606
May the infinite rerolls begin anew.

>>554816693
re-raul

>>554816717
Rollin

>>554815718
Throw the can at someone outside, and throw it hard and don't be a pussy, oh and record it too

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>>554816606
Come on lucky 50.

Put pear on street, insert Icepick in anus, impale pear with pickanus, while yelling "gotta prepare for winter!"

>>554816779
reroll

>>554816606
this

>>554816606
keep on rollin

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>>554816606
50 bby.

>>554816910
winrar

>>554816950
winrar

>>554816910
Weiner weiner

>>554816910
WINRAR

>>554816950
10 mins wil delivar

>>554816910
YOU MOTHER FUCKER.
Could have had a Power Pear Penetrator™ robbery.

>>554815718

Cum on pear, then throw it at a family member or random on street.

>>554816868
imma gonna reroll

>>554816910
gotta pre-pear for winter!

>>554817012

whoops, late call

>>554816910
real winrar

>>554817060
Don't be a fag op
>>554816910
wiener

>>554815718
>take sharp thingy
>stab in car door
>leave it
>poast vid

rolling for op too throw the pear at a random persons head and scream 'AMURICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!' and chug the beer

>>554816910
ok this is the wiener will delivar in 10 mins

cant wait to flag this video

>>554817060
OP, do this.
>>554816910

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>>554815976

you have to decide
is your name chardonnay guy
or macgayver ?
also - reroll for >>554816910

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>>554817235

>>554817324
motherfucker thats chardonnay pear in ass guy

>>554815718
Prefer a bottle of the dog myself m8

>>554816861
I want this

>>554817532
So clos

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>>554817416
you again...

>>554817532
Rollin on the bumpy road

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bumping
>>554817861
so we met again...

>>554815718
Chill and drink the beer.

Throw the pear outside to be eaten by animals.

Sharpen the ice pick...in...case you ever need an ice pick. I don't know for sure that ANYONE has actually ever needed an ice pick but I assume they don't just exist for no reason at all.

Clean and maintain the powertool for future use because they are great investments.

Rolling for name to be McGAYver

>>554817532
So many shit rolls

>>554817868
what site is this?

>>554818034
the one and only macgayver

>>554818084
Kickstarter.

>>554817416
>>554817861
>>554817907
Great. Battle. Of. Our. Time

bump this shit!

>>554818080
Pls

http://dl.dropbox.com/s/ybw34k5wx7la7m1/huge_overhaul.html
^^ This

As a guy from Newcastle, I have to say your drink choice is fucking awful.

I must sleep. Someone please archive this and provide WebMs of all of OP's antics.

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>>554818392
I stand alone... for chardonnay pear in ass guy

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bumping for macgayver

uploading now thanks whoever flagged me on youtube have to upload to daily motion now

>>554818872
That name is way too long. With others like W.T. Snacks and Cracky-chan, they're short. MavGAYver is a perfect name

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bumping

>>554816606
rolling for this.

>>554819151
create new acct

>>554819190
you stupid fuck no one wants to take the time to hold shift when typing gay

>>554818451
Do i win op

>>554819190
ok I'm sorry I got angry we can compromise how about chardonnay pna guy

>>554819419
you actually dont have to
macgayver is fine too

>>554819557
op no delivar??{:

bumping for thread life

Use the ice pic like a pogo stick, and jump onto the pear and the can. Post results.

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>>554820127
reroll

>>554820127
rerule

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x20vv04_mov-0042-2

new numbers is 69, 59,49 and 39

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OP we're waiting

>>554815718
I can tell you rn that Costa Rica is gonna win OP

>>554820409
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x20vv04_mov-0042-2
404 not found

>>554820409
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x20vv04_mov-0042-2
as in last thread your dailymotion video links dont work...
make another yt account, or check if youve properly shared the dailymotion video (public, right link, whatsoever).

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x20vv04_mov-0042-2

>>554820409
Not workin again
Blend together the pear bear and your cum, drink it all

>>554820946
doesnt work

>>554820946
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x20vv04_mov-0042-2
well i'm out 404

>>554820946
still 404, does anyone know, whether dailymotion needs additional time for conversion after giving out the link?

Else it might be indeed >>554820649

>>554821057
Roll

>>554821057
More rolls

>>554821856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03Kh6jfAU9M

>>554821057
For life

Macgayver, make it work!

>>554821057
CMON SO CLOSE

>>554822367
404

>>554821057
>>554821634
>>554821856
>>554822063
>>554822367
roll

>>554815718
Ale enema then spray that shit on someones car whilst they are stopped at lights

>>554822786
re-rolling for that windscreeen wash service (bonus points if you ask for a dollar afterwards)

>>554822786
oh fuck

rollin for this

>>554822786
re-rolling for this

>>554823159

rerollin this

>>554822786

>>554822892
this this this

Guess the threads dead

rerollin one last time

>>554822786

>>554822786
I still have hope, maybe another /b/rotha can do this or better yet laxatives then do it