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fuck me or nah

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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fuck me or nah
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TELL ME ABOUT OP
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE FACEMASK?
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Shrek/10
So yes I do
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>>554544712
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Sure, why not?
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"you wouldn't like me when i'm angry"

- op
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>>554544712
Nah.
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>>554544712
Hulk tap
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>>554544895
nah
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Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
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>>554544712
Yeah
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>>554544712
its all ogre now.
i'd let YOU fuck ME
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>>554544895
Something tells me we wouldn't get along.
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>>554545051
you sure
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>>554544712

i'd fuck anything at this moment in time

a hole in the wall would do
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Yep, tie up and Fuck right in the pooper
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it would be extremely painful
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>>554544895
Yeah, and with every thrust, you'd stare up at the grey in my beard and be reminded I'm 35.
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>>554544712
depends on what kind of crazy you are
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Your beautiful but this is my swamp
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>>554544712
The shock here is not your green face but in fact how white your skin is! Go outside.
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>>554545339
I tilted my head 90 degrees to the left.
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>>554545339
holy shit... look at all dem cuts
5/10
would rape but not fuck
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>>554545339
More slices than a Pizza Hut
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more like KILL YOU ugly ass bitch!
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>>554545339
maybe if i see your tits but i can't promise anything
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yes, now post more nudes
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pls be in london
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>>554545339
I found you gorgeous in every way imaginable. Shame about the scars but it's a bitch growing up in this greedy shithole of a world.

Also, I have to call you sexy.
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Affirmative, as soon as I get on my Captain Kirk suit
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>>554545339
>scars
>"fuck me"
no
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Fuck yes
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>>554545674
but it's hot out there. the sun, it burns
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shrek is love shrek will get on muh dick
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>>554544712

Ssssmokin/10
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THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE
I'M THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT
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>>554545339
you look cute but fishing for compliments on /b/ is the worst , in all reality no one here wants anything to do with you , all if not most of the people around have given up on life , and all sense of normalcy as most of the people on this board are fucked to highhell
>pic related
>myself being a loser as usual
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>>554546281
>>554546290
Shared thoughts, seems.
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>>554546281
my sides are no more
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>>554545339
yes, we are sure we do not wish to allow such an ugly ass cunt to reproduce... burn it with fire!
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>>554545339
yes but those scars are a turn off
why did you make me tilt my head :/
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>>554546040
whens the last time you left your mothers basement for a jog? or anything.
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>>554546427
/b/ is where you can usually get the honest ratings about people without the bullshit
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>>554544895
nigger in disguise.

not fooling me niggatron.
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>>554545339
ya, i usually get along with insane internet girls
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>>554545339
>11/10
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>>554544895
You actually do look kinda cute in this particular pic. Can't quite put my finger on it.

>>554545339
Please stop with this tough..
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>>554546427
I forgot to say answer your question
wouldtakeoutonadate/10
[email protected]
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>>554546427
i think the shrek makeup on my face would indicate that this is a joke
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>>554546427
Hey hey hey Rog, What's Happening!!
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>>554546991
>a joke
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>>554546125
faggots can't tell when a wound is years old
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>>554545858
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>>554547208
it looks like you just did it before you took the picture
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>>554544712
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>>554546991

>shrek
>joke

> still trying to be relevant w/o a timestamp
>>554547208
>>554547318
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>>554547208
"a wound"??
Bitch be crazy. Also how old they are doesn't matter..
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>>554547360
hehehe
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>>554547208
>years old

the cut is still red
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>>554547360
thank you for this gem
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>>554547318
timestamp and tits
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>>554547030
not much just having a shitty day , haven't skated since monday after work
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>>554546991
its not a joke , when you fucking with a board full of autistic underage fuckers that are full of nerd rage or just straight up suicidal loser adults like myself
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>>554547396
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>>554547578
you look like some bottom shelf odd future wannabe

also i can tell you suck at skating from your board
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>>554547578
Damn son, did you dye that shirt all by your self?
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>>554547897
lack of ( . Y . ) but still acceptable.
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>>554547897
god damn
if legit, show with hands covering boobs?
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>>554547897
Can we see your boobs now, or?
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>>554547897
Good job you dirty little slave. Now please your masters by inserting one or more sharpies in your ass.
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>>554548117
may have itty bitty titties
at least i don't have fucked up nips
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>>554545339
post dat vagoo doe bae
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>>554548347
you actually have good tits
full body shot with tits doe?
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>>554547897
Getting worse by the post
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>>554548347
Small tits are best tits.
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>>554548347
quality over quantity.
look fine to me.
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>>554548445
at least i dont reside in mommy's basement
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>>554544712
OP what is your age then add on 5?
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>>554548347
hnnng
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>>554548347
Cute.
Now post full body with face.
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>>554546281
lol ja lel kek kak
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>>554547897
Wild guess; Eurowhore pics taken in March
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>>554548679
24
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>>554545339
>>554545339
---------L
------ O
------N
---------D
---------O
-------N
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>>554548774
you know vag is always nice though unless it has giant beef curtains
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>>554548347
the things i'd do to those nipples and that body. would break you in many ways.
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>>554548620
Oh snap bitch, got me real good!
Better start slicing up my arm so we can be bleed-buddies <3
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>>554548756
fuck you buddy
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>>554548347
OP needs to an hero pls
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>>554549102
OP what is it you want?
in mean time, more boobies pls you are gorgeous
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>>554549031
sounds like a party to me
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>>554549102
East coast women slightly better than any other women in the US unless Bostonian
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>>554549328
midwest hun
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>>554547578
Shitty boards, hate em
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This thread is gay
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>>554549102
Wouldmakefuckbuddy/10
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>>554549440
Michigan? :D
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>>554545339
i wanna lick you up and down
till you say stop
let me play with your body baby
make you real hot
let me do all things
you want me to do
cause tonight baby
i wanna get freaky with yooouu
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>>554549298
You must not go out much then..
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>>554549489
this is a thread of straight guys hitting on a straight girl. Get better adjectives
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>>554547208
Nigger I see blood.
I'm glad I never met you, you batshit crazy bitch.
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>>554549102
ass ass!! give me some asS!!!!
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>>554549731
Your gay
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>>554549591
OH
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>>554549440
Close enough
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what's going on in here guies??
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what about her gay>>554549850
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>>554549606
You are also gay
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>>554549731

Post feet toes curled like so
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>>554549850
just because a beautiful woman approaches me instead of you, and i agree to lick her sweet nipples, does not mean i'm gay
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>>554549143
an hero is not a verb.

However, you need to become an hero, newfag.
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>>554544712
this thread is cancer, fuck you OP
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>>554549731

i'm not a guy and i'm still hitting on you babe
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>>554549987
Gay
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>>554544712
post tits or gtfo
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>>554550003
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>>554549102
Do you bleach your butthole bb?
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>>554549974
The Death of /b/
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>>554550074
you are too pretty for /b/ stop trying to get back at your dad for not being there
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>>554550257
vag? with one or more fingers
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>>554550074
Stay away gay
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>>554545339

u can play with this babe..
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>>554549731
>hitting on
Only old men and disgusting weirdos are hitting on you.. Not actual men.

Just so you know.
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>>554550169
im more interested in your tits than OP's. pls post
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>>554550239
lurk more
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>>554550257
dahmn gurl... you need to touch that shit up! let it dry next time ur sumthin.
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>>554549897
That's lame.
>post ass
> (:
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>>554550510
if they have dicks unlike >>554550509 then they actually are men
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>>554550679
what are your hobbies?
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Not with the cutter marks. Nope, nope, nope. Sorry. Great bod though.
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>>554550587
i dont live to please your fetishes
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>>554550775
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>>554550775
She's a lowlife camwhore, she doesn't have hobbies. If she did, she'd be doing something productive right now.
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>>554550257
sharpie in pooper with timestamp pls :)
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>>554550876
>Goes to an imageboard
>Posts pics of self
>Complete request like showing tits and feet

>i dont live to please your fetishes

uwutm8
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>>554550837
i'm aware of it being a great bod, it is mine
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>>554550959
Why do you have christmas lights around your room
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>>554550959
You have a pretty smile. You should show me your vagina now. Please.
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>>554550876
fetish nothin... you done wracked yous nails bitch.. betta take your strumpet self to the salon if you want to NOT look like a slob.
>oh wait, you're on 4chan
nevermind...
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it would be an honour to fuck that which shrek has already wrecked
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>>554550959
double middle fingers up?
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>>554551132
what is the point of this thread
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>>554551319
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>>554550959
finger yourself and post
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>>554551410
self esteem issues
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can't wait till someone tries to dox op
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>>554550959
show booty nigga
i bet you have a great ass
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>>554551571
I agree.
>post ass
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>>554551410
it was going to be a shrek thread i think idk bro idk i'm stoned as fuck
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>>554551512
>>554551410
...and small tits...
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>>554549850
You're*
Fix'd
Also
>You're gay!
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>>554551512
Show your asshole :^)
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Show ass and vagina pls
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>>554551537
Aaaaaand thread.
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>>554550959
why on earth do you have a rugby ball
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>>554551512
oolala, where you from?
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>>554551571
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>>554551760
oh if it were only that simple...

/thread??

nope: sum lurkers still fapping
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>>554551836
to insert in her massive cunt probably
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>>554551836
nigga asked a nigga what they do for fun
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>>554551880
remove panties?
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I'd ravish your ping-pong clit if you asked nicely.
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>>554551880
WouldBreakUpWithCurrentGfFor/10
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>>554551880
Sharpie in pooper
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>>554552083
i cant there's a troll in there
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>>554551880
so i'm stoned as hell at the moment
i think i just got hard without touching myself while high for the first time in months
congrats OP
you cuted me
god damn
thank you <3
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>>554552130
wouldstopmopingaboutendoftenyearmarriage/10
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>>554551880
now take off the panties
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>>554551698
Gay
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>>554552198
There's 50 trolls fapping to you right now you dumb cunt.
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>>554552223
Cured*
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>>554552257
Thats cute, enjoy your ten year marriage break up?
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You look like the woman I cheated on my wife with. It made me want to cum inside you like the good old days.
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inb4 shrek and fiona comments
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dat a$$ without panties
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>>554552438
>you inb4'd wrong
>gtfo
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>>554552442
kiss dat ass
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>>554551676
that's not how you start a shrek thread on /b/
all the thirsty neckbeards are distracted by your attractive physique
if I were you i'd hit up my friends and ask if anyone wants to hang out, maybe go to a park and get some munchies
I've gotten stoned and went on /b/ out of boredom on several occasions, was never fun
obviously you're aware that underage b&'s will fawn over your body but I doubt that that's how I'd spend my time being stoned if I was a grill
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>>554552542
Would
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>>554552542
how often do you play with yourself?
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>>554549897
which part of ohio
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>>554544712
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>>554552632
but i'm not a grill
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>>554552693
seconded
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>>554552414
ayy lmao
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>>554552376
Well, there are things I enjoyed more.

You know, like losing friends in Iraq.
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>>554552542
i would for sure
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>>554552751
No panties pic anyway
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OP's self worth is reaching critical mass:
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>>554552709
the shitty part
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>>554552947
me too!
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Cute but a cutter. Would not, brah.
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>>554552947
why are you so against showing pussy?
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>>554552947
soooo, all of it?
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>>554552542
post dick
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>>554552985
area code?
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>>554553162
330
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>>554553076
Welcome to the party..
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>>554552198
I'm a fellow midwesterner, though.
Besides, trolling attractive people on 4chan isn't something I am keen on doing.
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>>554552751
so you're a trap?
honestly, if i was drunk or high enough id probably ignore that and go for you anyway
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>>554552871
Losing friends in a governments war to cover up bullshit. Must be murika
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>>554553076
lol wat an attention whore
cut for /b/
post pics
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>>554544712
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>>554553142
you know whats up
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>>554553338
OHIO: a great place to be from....
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OP I have seen all pics gonna have to see pussy and ass if hairless answer may be yes. However the cutting will be fetishized and you will be dominated throughout the ordeal that is having sex with me
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>>554553323
how did they get that body paint on so smooth
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Show us your toys?
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>>554553479
make this
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>>554553472
Hey, thank you for:
1: Being OP
2: Not being a giganticc faggit
3: Delivering
>Today was a good day
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>>554553472
whats your area code OP?
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chloe o.o
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>>554553472
Also, I shall now dub thee


>_________________ SHREK-CHAN ___________________
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>>554553710
this is paige
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>>554553710
faggot
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>>554549102
you are really cute.
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>>554553829
paige do a sexy pose for us
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>>554549606
Keith sweat. Muh nignog
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>>554553832
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>>554544712
Shrek? I thought we had something special.
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>>554553829
>long hair
>paige

hi chloe dont worry im not gonna show anyone else
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10/10 would definitely fuck ya.

irishfag here, [email protected]
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>>554544712

Yup. Question is, would you fuck my girlfriend too?
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>>554544712
only in the ass
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yeah i d fuck u, id fuck u hard
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9409021111
>You know what to do.
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me and OP gonna get it in, she lives right by me yo
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>>554553472
I have seen all pics gonna have to see pussy and ass if hairless answer may be yes. However the cutting will be fetishized and you will be dominated throughout the ordeal that is having sex with me
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>>554554334
>>554544712
enjoy your an hero, I know I will...
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lel
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>>554554557
tits or gtfo
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this shit's still here?

also

sage
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>>554550000
quads???
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>>554552198
Clerks 2 reference.
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Show open mouth, tongue and teeth?.

I have a fetish for girls teeth and making them brush with my cum :).
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>>554555074
edgy
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>>554554625
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>>554554940
no
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>>554555226
doge in ID
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chloe i need to see your pussy mother of god its all i want i wont tell trevor
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>>554555175
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looks like shes gone faggots you best cap the pics now
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>>554555587
"chloe" clearly left.
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>>554555709
my sides
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jokes on you OP i'm still jacking it
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>>554555904
would show her facebook but not gonna ruin my friends life, im just fucking shocked
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Feet in stockings please
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>>554556287
i found it lololol
she left because i found out her area code :p
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>>554556085
I now own this thread!!!
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OP you are beautiful. Very much like the panties and butt pic :) could you do another one but more bent over (all fours), with your face in the shot looking back at the lens?

Thanks!
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>>554553323
gonna need some sauce on that asspounding
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>>554556449
damn. at least i got to see boobs out of it
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>>554556449
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>>554556769
Fuck Yeah GG Allin
>>554556287
Tell facebook or gtfo or tits
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>>554556616
Self anus cavernous extremus.
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>>554556287
just to make sure i got the right fb page whats her last name start with
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>>554557290
nigga you thirsty
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>>554557157
moar pls
>>
fjfdgj
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>>554557497
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>>554557290
you already know her first name and her face, not gonna say sorry
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>cutslut
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>>554557743
>06:11:11
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Would hit...bareback.. and not pull out!
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>>554555587

Trevor the twat.
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You goin let me hit it Or Nah
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