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Ask me Anything: I'm dating a tumblr girl and I slowly hate

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Ask me Anything: I'm dating a tumblr girl and I slowly hate her more with every passing day Edition

some backstory:
>met her, idly talked for awhile
>we were both in this activities group, hard to explain.
>she was extremely shy and slowly opened up to me over time
>still dont know her all that well, but one day apparently she bought me some gifts when she was in France.
>oksheprobablylikesme.gif
>wasnt too attracted to her so let it go on and whatever
>starts being more active around me/when i show up
>ok she definitely fuckin likes me, still dont care
>buys me more shit this time croissants.
>still going on with life
>she texts me one time (gave her number awhile back so could keep up with updates on events and stuff) referring back to me saying that i could show her a part of town she wanted to see sometime
>go through whole day, can see it written all over her face that she is nervous and shit
>heading home, still nothing. say bye and leave.
>get home. 2 hours afterward she calls me and is stuttering a fuckton then tells me she has had a crush on me (i fucking hate when people use the word "crush" it just bugs me) anyway saw this coming miles away
>start dating for awhile because whynot, thought id see if it would go anywhere
>kissed her one morning. whole day stumbling and tripping over herself myfuckinggod come on
>sees her on her phone constantly. eventually notices that the reason she is on her phone
>fucking. tumblr. constantly.
>and she is clicking that heart button on every fucking post on there like a 13 year old girl on facebook on a shit iphone.
>all pony posts
>all dr who posts
>all Naruto and SAO and Fruits Basket posts my fucking god does she have absolute shit taste

Cont.
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>>554537650
My grillfriend is a tumblr fag too
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Bumping
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>she was bullied as a kid in elementary school so she is extremely self-conscious about fucking everything
>wonderful, of course.
>still extremely childish acting also. she shys away from and avoids things she doesnt want to deal with because they are scary or she doesnt like them
>she was trying to apply for schools but literally didnt even turn her applications in to the schools she wanted to go to (which were really low on applications too so it wouldve been almost guaruntee shot) because she was afraid that they wouldnt like her work
just extra info: her artwork looks like char designs straight out of disney and shit, can post some if want
>anyway she shys out of all scary shit and also she is kind of fat in the stomach because "ab workouts arent fun"
holy shit when she said that my inner demons were raging like a fucker, because i was trying for the life of me to get her in a swimsuit for the longest time but she wouldnt do it because she was afraid of showing her body to people, which leads to the "get fit", and circles back to she doesnt want to work out because it isnt "fun"

rant Cont. even more
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cont op
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>>554537650
>we were both in this activities group, hard to explain
Was it an autism support group?
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>>554537650
>"activities" group
>actually an autism rehabilitation centre
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>>554538346
MOAR BUMPS
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>>554538462
why are you still with her if you hate her so much? and have you even fucked
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my ex was huge into tumblr. I don't feel like typing out stories though, so I'll just post her tumblr.

bellstosh69.tumblr.com
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>>554538523
>>554538526
it was like a school club, except it wasnt actually a school club.
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Have you fucked her yet?
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>>554538526
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>>554538602
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Well OP this is why we don't fuck the first bitch that comes along
Don't worry though I doubt she would let you fick her since she probably thinks you're creepy
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>>554538867
Playing Dank Souls, so bumping with it aswell
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>>554538715
Is she blonde and wears glasses?
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>>554538876
no, you DO fuck them
OP didn't -fuck- them, he made the horrible mistake of starting a relationship
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>>554538715
thats some of her stuff btw.
she likes to draw fucking furries

>>554538694
>>554538754
Getting to that right now.

>shes a mexican. thats its own issue so ill leave it alone

>she has fucking cholo spic mexican relatives which like half of her cousins are pregnant so she is afraid of fucking sex even with a condom
>literally cant even touch her tits
>all i can do is occasionally poke them to piss her off
she has 38C cup btw so not bad
>i did find her somewhat charming at first, but now she is just getting kind of annoying.
>she likes kissing like guys like sex though, maybe repressed urges or something. doesnt matter she never gon fuk me
>she just jumps on me and tries to kiss me for an hour straight like she is turned on by it and after awhile im just kinda sitting there waiting for it to be over cause it lasted quite long enough.
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>>554537650
Great story on the eve of Tumblr invading /b/ tomorrow.
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>>554537650
dont date a low self esteem girl who is extremely self conscious of everything she does. surprisingly, these are the kinds of people that would cheat on you
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>>554539067
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>>554539373
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OP do you live in Texas? Is this girl's name Dallas? I know someone just like this.
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>>554537650
You sound like an underage faggot. I'm sure she'll be just as sad she developed a crush on a fucking /b/ kiddie who thinks it's super cool and macho to be insensitive. Grow up.
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>>554539536
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>>554538462
>she is kind of fat in the stomach because "ab workouts arent fun"
spot reduction isnt a thing

kill yourselves
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>>554539975
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>>554539363
so dump her what's the problem
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>>554540367
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>>554539087
black hair, spic. short, mildly overweight. no glasses.

>she also doesnt like talking shit to people, so everytime she wants to express something, she draws her emotions out in her drawing books and never shows them to anyone ever, because she actually writes words expressing what she is thinking
>i guess i can understand that but still... really? its like asking for it to get taken by people and know your every thought

>>554539369
she is actually really liking of me and she is too moralfag and introverted to actually talk to anyone that doesnt go and talk to her first and even if then she gets scared

she only liked me because i slowly talked to her over a long period of time. if i didnt do that, she never wouldve spoken a word to me.

>>554539648
nope. Californee

>>554539836
thats just what she said. not me

>>554540248

oh yes, also my main issue is that i will feel too guilty if i break up with her because i know for a fact she will be absolutely destroyed by it and her life will be fucked up because she will go all introvert against everyone again. It wont effect me at all, and i know im being a big pussy about it, but ive seen shy girls do this shit before. it just hurts to watch.


My plan for the moment i guess is just to stay with her until i eventually move to east coast or south of the state, and break it off, or find someone else first then break it off.

also more of her work. she draws me all the time even though i tell her not too because i fucking hate it when she furrifys me
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>>554540560
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>>554540863
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>>554540570
Question here, do you know which methods does she use to learn to draw or is she 100% self taught?
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>>554541028
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>>554540570
so basically you're using her which makes you a shit tier human being. by all means this girl is a cunt but you are by no means any better. stop being a fucking pussy and do what you want. you obviously don't like her or you're just coming here to bitch like a cunt. both of you are the problem our generation is having. and to finish off you attracted her to begin with so you're obviously just like her. also think you're too much of a neckbeard to leave her because you know your faggot ass doesn't have a chance with a normal girl. i've gotten a good chuckle out of this thread though op, so thank you for that. but seriously stop being such a massive faggot.
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>>554541129
Everyone is self-taught, there's only one person holding the pencil you know.
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>>554540570
oh and she wont give me her tumblr either.
>like i give a fuck its tumblr, but still.
she says she acts like a diff person on the internet and doesnt want to show me "because she can" (she always uses that phrase when she does something genuinely retarded for no reason and i hate it)

>also as added info, she always stays clear of shit she finds on the internet and is afraid of all of it.
>she literally all day every day just browses shitty tumblrs, draws furries, and goes onto RP servers with loads of faggots who pretend to be ponies or have mystical powers.
im talking really faggot RP sites. not saying they are all bad (cant say havent been on em). but there are some really fucking dumb ones im sure.

>>554541129
ever since she was bullied in elementary she never talked to anyone ever and just drew her emotions in her notebooks. and she grew up with her parents only allowing her to watch disney movies until age like 15 or some shit (sad i know). so it just developed over time i guess.

>she sent me this picture after i was pissed off one day. was waiting for message back for like 30 fuckin minutes, then i realized she was probably drawing some response that would initially take like 10 seconds
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>>554539369
This.

Girls who are confident don't "need" your attention, they like you enough to be with you. Girls who aren't confident "stick" to you because you give them attention. If anyone else gives them attention in the right way, they will accept it because of the boost it gives them.
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>>554541367
Huh, Tumblr's raid was using GMT. Happy 4th of July tumblrfag
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>>554537650
How's the sex?
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>>554541367
yeah i know that actually really bugs me.
i am not someone who wants to use girls and i know im being a massive faggot too.
really never expected this shit, but that was kinda my fault anyway.

i did come here to bitch obviously like tons of other people (and also because of supposed tumblr raid tomorow), note the endless ranting about shit wrong with her.

but seriously all that anger shit does kinda help me. i do need to break up with her at some point. i dont want to be some cheating dickbag
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>>554541445
No. She could be using one of those guides/books recommended by /ic/? Ya know, Loomis, videos, any other art shit?

>>554541515
I see, before you cut her out of your life. One last gesture, if you feel like it, could be showing her /ic/ recommendations, basically those are guides to help develop other shit like perception and what not.
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try introducing her to other people.
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>>554541682
>1/10 for making me reply
try harder m8

>>554541526
only thing with substantial meaning in this thread
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>>554541452
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>>554541851
Nonexistant by the looks of it
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>>554541932
cant, she will stick to me, talk to them maybe once, then never again
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>>554541925
i respect your honesty. i mean the longer you wait the shittier it's gonna be for her. which i don't give a fuck and i'm sure you don't either, but just something to take into consideration.
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>>554537650
>mfw this was me two years ago
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>>554542254
>story ensues
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>>554540570
It's funny, i dated this mexican bitch back in highschool that was just like your gf.Draws a lot of furfag shit, naruto,and other jap crap.One day enough was enough i dumped her,she went crazy,ran away from home,stalked me,had to get law involved.Now she's a dike and i'm with a normal white girl.I would post more stories of her mentally twisted self,but started drinking,and too lazy.
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>>554541957
I'm sorry oh great /b/ lord. The words that fall from my peasant mouth aren't worthy of your moral ears. Oh great and all-knowing moralfag, teach me your ways
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>>554541851
>>554542039
;_;

>>554541928
shes afraid of 4chan doesnt matter what board, i think you can guess why

>>554542197
yeah, i know that. it also just kinda hurts knowing that im going through all this conflicting shit to off her from me when she is completely unknowing of anything and is happily aloof thinking the relationship is perfect
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>>554541129
she was teached by circle jerk draw threads
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>>554542568
it seems you've already made up your mind on what to do,either leave her or stick with her you dumb shit.

most of the other things are stupid after thoughts,grow a pair and either decide to stay or leave all your doing is making more problems by being indecisive as fuck
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>>554541928
yeah sorry, you're right. Isn't there fairly common how-to-anime bullshit books?
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>>554541515
you're absolutely fucked mate.
You could always try changing her personality if you consider yourself a good manipulator.
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>>554541367
this
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Seems like some mind expanding substances would be useful to this girl.
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>>554542568
is there a substantial age difference here or is she just naturally childish? to be honest dude sometime shit sucks. have you guys been dating a while? didn't see a time period on this thread anywhere. i mean i'm sure she's gonna feel like shit for you leaving but it just isn't what you want. you can't blame yourself for trying something and not liking it. however you can feel like a piece of shit for dragging it out longer than it needs to go on for. if i were you man i would just try to fuck her and cheat on her anyway because i'm a dickwad. but that's just me.
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>>554542568
She doesn't have to know, tell you what, I'll upload a MEGA most of /ic/'s recommended. Just don't leave.

>>554542786
Yup, but they're shit, and you shouldn't even try them. Pick related.
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>>554542023
bump moar pics like this
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>>554540570
I like her artwork
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>>554542568
shit thats actually mine, not hers. eh whatever. good comparison i guess

>>554542659
yeah, im just literally at that decision point, which is why im being indecisive and thinking it through.

>>554542815
i am an extremely good manipulator (not to boast powerlevel or whatever) i managed to slowly change her mindsets on certain things over time.
>for example: she has always hated boobs with a passion, but i keep slowly introducing it in topic and months later we now casually talk about them and her boobs all the time for no reason. and she draws them alot now too
>still can fondle them though ;_;
i have slept with them as a pillow, which is kinda nice, but doesnt really help

>>554543034
ive thought about it, and i definitely would fuck her given the opportunity, but thats only because i have a birth condition that makes me produce shit tons of jizz (giving me a really really fucking high sex drive)
>and her not giving da p00sy isnt helping.

>>554543278
i can just do that myself, ive given her lots of anonymous /ic/ pics for reference

>>554543403
yeah its not that bad.
it changes like every week though. dont even know why
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>>554537650
ITT: OP finally had the chance not only to BE with a girl, but to BE WANTED by one and - incredible to believe - to DISLIKE one.
Wow Op you're such an edgy faggot, talking shit about a girl who likes you, only A++ alphas get to disregard their actual companions.

>tl.dr.: don't like her? Dump her, is bthe best for both, especially her.
>go be edgy somewhere else, I'm trying to get over my sexual frustration, and you're drinking in the face of an AA
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>>554543034
also, she is older than me by a year. and she is just really naturally childish. too childish. to the point where she shys out of duties and really important stuff because she is afraid or doesnt like it or find it fun
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>>554543954
Just try and get her into some of the things you enjoy if you're too much of a faggot to dump her.
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>>554543684
>anonymous /ic/ pics for reference
In that case, have the mediafire link
mediafire.com/?i44dwzkf9j9n8
And all these free Loomis
http://alexhays.com/loomis/
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>>554543954
How old are you for reference?
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>>554538462
show us a picture of her
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>>554543684
I'm done.Wow.Just wow.
>i have slept with them as a pillow, which is kinda nice, but doesnt really help
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Let's find her tumblr, can't be that hard. Should be worth some laughs
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>>554543684

Have you ever tried mentioning possible Handjob, or blowjobs? (Feet if you're into it?)

I was with a girl who was like that, Wouldn't have sex... but eventually managed to get that, and after a while she pretty much begged for it.
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>>554544406
>>554544290
both of these pls
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>>554542434
inb4 hate. ima make it swift
>be brony
>liked the show, fanbase is allright at that point (its utter cancer now) whatever, i dident take it too seriously
>meet girl through this
its funny because it ended in drama on her part but wont tell story with no demand for it
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>>554544290
this
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>>554544697
If you think it's worth a read, I'll listen
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>>554544697
Don't delude yourself.
The fanbase was never alright.
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>>554544697
>demand for it
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>>554537650
op don't be a faggot, but still you are actualy a faggot
do you know the power of communication?
you need to speak about the problems with your gf instead of us
and if there is no way out of this shitty relationship, then don't cry like a little fag, just broke up
that's simple
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>>554544697
Go on then...
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>>554544697
another brony here, agreed on the fandom being total cancer now
10/10 would listen
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>>554543684
What the fuck kind of birth condition makes you produce shitloads of jizz?
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>>554537650
>scroll through thread
>not a single nude
Fucking sage.
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>>554544697
there is demand, proceed
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>>554537650
>>and she is clicking that heart button on every fucking post on there like a 13 year old girl on facebook on a shit iphone.

Know that feel, but then on fucking facebook it self, beta chick are the worst
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>>554537650
What does she look like OP?
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>>554544398
im not saying that satisfys me in any way at all.
but you cant deny that it wouldnt be comfortable
>38C cup

>>554544290
she always draws herself as her "persona" that she says isnt her but its pretty fucking obvious.
still a tad skeptical on doing that because every picture she takes she either is ugly as fuck in it or its a fuckin shit selfie (she is really bad at picture taking)

>>554544268
I'm 23. just imagine her being all the things i described. and a year older than me. its hard.

>>554544697
i actually thought the show was alright too
(im an animator for a job, so i appreciate it)
its just the fanbase made me hate it after time

>>554545132
i dont even remember if it has a name, but basically what it is is i have an unusually high number of sperm cell producers
>tl;dr i can let out for like 6+ rounds in a row and be ready for more minutes later still shooting out like a teaspoon per (just a reference)
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>tumblr girls
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>>554544506
im on the path to it, but it will take way too long.
sadly i think the relationship would be way over by that time

>>554544406

oh i actually did find it after some time without her help. im just afraid one of you faggots could message her and link to thread or some shit
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>>554545514
Post a picture op, can't be worse than anything we've seen on here a thousand times before
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>>554538462
holy shit to much tumblr
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>>554544949

/thread

>>554545106
>>554544697

>fandom being total cancer now

fucking negative nancies, you're the epitome of cancer. You encountered something you don't like and now you whine about the whole thing spoiled for you.
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>>554545852
>oh i actually did find it after some time without her help. im just afraid one of you faggots could message her and link to thread or some shit

dang man you can't tell us all this and not give us the tumblr link, you're breaking my balls op
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>>554538526
>>554538523
dat hivemind
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>>554545852
just wait till the thread starts dying down so you can avoid whiteknights
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>>554545482
this
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>>554545629
as expected, she is the biggest dr.who fan i know.

she dressed up as a weeping angel for halloween and the costume was so shit. like pure shit. made from cardboard and paint.

>>554545920
you think?

>>554546012
ill post some screencaps. just dont want no faggot messagers contacting her, so its sad but necessary
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>>554544697
here i go
>16 yo kissless virgin (19 now)
>meet girl through brony group
>im a bit socially awkward whereas she is actually sexually active , been in relationships etc so if anything its the other way round
>however all her interests end up being tumblr shit
>so we sorta meet up alot, actually is massive boost to my confidence
thats about as far as the tumblr part goes really HOWEVER since you are all here.
>keep meeting up
>practically a couple at this point, quite close, only thing buggering it around is my lack of confidence so dont ask her out "officialy"
>think, ahh fuck it because by this stage we have made out a hell of alot (i even remember the first time it was fucking awesome because reasons)
then
>"oh hey anon btw i have a boyfriend now it was a really tough choice but yeah"
you fucking what mate
she was genuinly sad from the sounds of it however it left me in a fucking state for a week. but whatevs i got with her best friend for about a year or so after that (thank you confidence boost) so that was that

sorry if not interesting, never really greentexted a story so dident really know what to leave out and what to put in
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>>554545852
we wont message her, we promise :^)
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>>554545514
Do you smoke weed or do any psychedelics?
I'm serious OP, I think introducing her to some might help her gain perspective on her issues and expand her mind.. assuming she doesn't freak the fuck out.
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tumblr-tan thread go
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>>554546248
Stern but fair, i accept your ruling
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>>554545962
nah i liked the fandom. really fun guys we had meetups with and only a smattering of neckbeard. now the group on facebook has over 4k people and writes with le may may arrows and call each other newfags.. on facebook (and other 4chan related bullshittery which really aught to just stay on 4chan)
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>>554546346
it was alot more dramatic than i made it seem but getting with her best friend was nice. ironically her best friend was incredibly shy
which sorta brings this full circle as she slowly got into tumblr as we went on.
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>>554537650

With every post you make I'm starting to see a trend here, and this is what I'm getting out of it (by the 5th or 6th post).

>I a newfag on 4chin
>I can english
>I burrito chower
>Girlfriend stupid
>Girlfriend in middle school

Seriously you sound like some stupid bitch who can't understand free obsessive pussy will give out to you eventually and she actually seems to like you. You sound like a twelve year old who can't type in the English language, and you need to kill yourself.

Your girlfriend sounds like a weaboo pseudo faggot whose short, stubby, fat, and has an irrational fear of her own vagina. I bet she is named some stupid shit like "Ali" and wants to have a magical penis instead of her cunt.

You're a faggot, she's a faggot, both of you need to faggot off to >>>/mlp/
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>>554545962
>negative
realistic*
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>>554546410
i smoke weed on varying occasion.

she is afraid of all drugs 100% and thinks theyre stupid
but shes mexican so she is open to drinking beer
>she has a really retarded way of thinking i know

>>554546346
sucks man

>>554546505
standard tumblr introvert virgin girl shit
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>>554546665

that actually sounds really horrible, but this is what you get if you don't purge the filth from your community.

>>554547437

>keep pretending it wasn't always like this
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>>554547450

Oh my god you sound like the worlds biggest 12 year old edgy ass tool... Are you sure you're on the right board? Hell are you sure you're even on the right site?

Go to Tumblr with your gay stupid middle school MLP worshiping home-suck fan of an illegal.
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>>554547450
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>>554539369
i've been in this situation. also, when you fill them up with enough self confidence to exist without you for more then 2 days? She'll leave all your shit in front of the door.
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OP
>pics
I wanna see for myself if you are a judgemental faggot or you are being honest on her looks
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>>554545514
I figured out your matter op. Tldr: help me b I'm too much a faggot coward to split up, instead I'm seeking justification
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she was probably just pressing like on everything because she was nervous, she in luh with you dude , cum inside her and then leave her.
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>>554547450
im really still not a drug person myself. im not really pro-drug person, i just have some family issues with my brother killing himself because he acted like a fucking retard (wont go into that) and we were close so it pushed me to get kind of a stress reliever
i do it like maybe once every 2 weeks or something like that

>>554547384
i is am do agruu

>>554548267
ok will upload

>>554548413
yeah pretty much. except for the "help me b" part. wasnt asking for help. just conversation.
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>>554547450
Sounds like she's scared of almost everything as a whole and just needs to be broken out of her shell.
That's easier said than done, but if she's aware of the things you do that she's afraid of herself and accepts you doing it, then it should only take abit of coercion to take the small step to have her trying them.
This isn't specifically about weed, but things in general, 4chan, socializing, nonpenatrive sex acts, directly discussing her feelings.

I'm not suggesting you change her, I'm suggesting you show her how she can change herself and expand her horizons through example.
If she's unwilling to try new things even when they are put into perspective through example, she may be more trouble than it's worth.
/shrug
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>>554548650
Hey OP, why do you need drugs when you have your 4chin /b/ros that will always cheer you up? (and call you a faggot)
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>>554548650
>conversation
>gosh, does any one else think their mexican tumblr gf is annoying?
grow a pair OP
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>>554548650
Growing up means to do uncomfortable decisions
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>>554548650
I'm not going to argue drug morals as that's neither here nor there, I'm just going to say that psychadelics aren't something that commonly causes "drug issues" or suicide.
Whether you subscribe to the gateway drug theory or not is up to you, but there is such a thing as rational and safe self medication.
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>>554548650
waiting for pics

also would like cringey tumblr shit
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>>554549460
you mean smoke weed erry day
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>>554548650
I recall my point>>554543932
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>>554549460
Hello druggy
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>>554549656
Not at all.
I mean that prescription and recreational substances aren't as far apart as many make them to be.
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>>554548879
thats the problem. she is too childish and unwilling.

>>554548980
iunno. i kinda like both. im not really depressed or anything anymore i just do it because its entertaining

>>554549295
she refuses to accept that. she is living in lala land expecting everything to turn out fine
>while she is trying to find a job and slacking off because thats not fun either

>>554549460
oh im still open to it though. theres no reason ive stuck to weed. ive tried psychadelics twice.
i just have no increasing interest in using drugs really so ive just casually done things here or there out of boredom
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>filename.jpg
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>>554549862
please don't answer my dumb-ass posts with serious answers.
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>>554549759
I don't take any substances except multivitamins, and I haven't for several years.
This thread isn't about me though.
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>inb4 OP's grill friend is a fat ugly wetback.
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>>554550057

she shaves a mustache...doesn't she?
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>>554550057
She's not THAT bad...
Sure. "pretty" is a really big word to describe her. But so is ugly.
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>>554549924
I meant you. Maybe think a little about maturity op
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>>554550057
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN
>or just an adult mexican.
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>>554550057
Need more lemon pledge
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>>554550057
she's not terrible looking.. but has horrible taste in jewelry and probably style like I expected

>>554550287
lol'd
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>>554550057
OP
>run
Ehh, 4/10, eyes are beautiful and face is kind of shit, boobs are big but after looking at the shoulders I understood she was just a fatty.
Also, is that a little stache on her face?
Looks nasty
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>>554550135
mexican

>>554550057
she actually doesnt look too bad in person, but holy fuck every single picture she is in she looks like a mammoth

thats why i was skeptical to upload. ruin peoples days
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>>554548650
Dude I can totally see where you're at, just for your information this girl is completely full of shit and her life will go on without you, bless ya. She'll get over you rapidly and move on to the next retard available. Do you wanna get stuck with this bitch for a long ass time? Really? Here's what you do
man it and lock it off and stay alone for a while till a decent girl comes along
>potentially a day to years, it's a gamble

stay with her secretly until someone comes along then break it off
>what everyone does but no one will admit it

Or get married and stay with her forever drawing furfag shit and listening to her bullshit cause her life will fall apart without you
>lel

You're 24, you're a big lad, so make the right choice you aren't young forever. now run along son. There's a good boy
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my ex was a feminist tumblr cunt. i called her out on her always on tumblr and brought up some of her opinions...next day she breaks up with me. lel

fuck it
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>>554549924
>thats the problem. she is too childish and unwilling.
Then there in lies the rub.
If she's unwilling to learn and better herself as a person I'd be hardpressed to justify being in a relationship with that individual.
Self growth is something we all should be striving for, but that is just my two cents, but that's just me, and certainly isn't the mindset of all individuals.
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>>554550192
Most mexican women do grow a bit of facial hair.
Is this a surprise to you?
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>>554550287
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>>554547450
>source

http://8oo.tumblr.com/post/90269718378/itsoldjohn-8oo-it-begins-ngl-i-thought

Help me find this faggots girlfriend
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>>554550057
>>554550473
This changes everything she needs more fucking lemon pledge, pic of you for comparison reference
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>>554550545
yeah i understand that. i know im just gonna feel bad for making her feel like shit, because she is pretty obsessed with me. im gonna do it, just delaying for awhile.

>>554550473
mentioned that that was a possible plan of mine earlier
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>>554550736
pls don't link her this thread
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>>554540570
She draws furry shit

0/10

Regular artwork though

10/10
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>>554550473

w-w-w-wait a god fucking damned minute

OP is 24?

and this is his gf?

>>554550057

I mean she's okay, I'd even say pretty -for her age, definitely, she's also in a good, motherly shape-, but she looks like 40 and the mother of 3
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>>554550057
she's pretty why the fuck are you complaining? You're lucky she wants your sorry ass.
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>>554550736
10,000+ notes

lol good luck. i picked that specifically for that reason

you and i both know its too much time and effort for any sort of satisfying conclusion
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>>554550990
Op gf found thread abort abort
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>>554537650
It's never too late to show someone 4chan
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>>554551329
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>>554537650

>oksheprobablylikesme.gif
>wasnt too attracted to her so let it go on and whatever
>starts being more active around me/when i show up
>ok she definitely fuckin likes me, still dont care
>buys me more shit this time croissants.
>still going on with life

>go through whole day, can see it written all over her face that she is nervous and shit
>heading home, still nothing. say bye and leave.
>get home. 2 hours afterward she calls me and is stuttering a fuckton then tells me she has had a crush on me

cool story bro this sounds totally like how it happened
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>>554550990

i said she isnt bad looking in person
she is just not the prettiest in pictures
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OP you dun goofed, here's her tumblr everyone

trippy987(DOT)tumblr(DOT)com
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>>554551329
>implying 4chan is only for the chosen ones
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It's over guys, OP is confirmed for a middle-schooler with mommy issues. No one can say that this >>554550057 woman is younger than 30. There's no way. It's over everyone. OP is confirmed for a baiter and shitposter riding on the fucking tumblr raid maymay.
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I just realised how sad this is, I keep pictiring op and his gf as some stupid 16 year old couple, both OP and his gf are adults. I mean how fucking pathetic can this get, OP is 24 years old and does not have the fucking balls to end it with his gf because he "doesent want to hurt her" grow the fuck up OP. if youre half the alpha you claim to be surely it wont be hard to find somebody decent. what do you care if she stays a shut in for the rest of her life, its her life not hers, let her fuck it up however she wants, man the fuck up and end it
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>>554550057
Judging by the filename she doesn't really know how to use makeup that well?
Given a proper coat, she could probably look pretty darn attractive, almost any woman short of completely disfigured can though.
As is a rather plain jane.
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>>554551113
We now 10000 clicks away from destroying your life.
Don't underestimate the creepiness of /b/ faggot.
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>>554551460
I can't stop lellin pledge
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>>554549924
OP, are you me?

Broke up with a girl a month or two ago that was just fucking like this.

Except she was hot. She wasn't a virgin either and loved sex, which was nice... but god damn I got so sick of her petty "I can't deal with this" or "i'm so upset over nothing" bullshit. And that fucking website, jesus christ. The shit she looked at. She drew straight disney shit all the time and was actually really good, but she was so obsessed. She would cry if I said something like a disney character was a douche. I made her cry so many times by just stating my opinion about something that she liked, like god damn boy bands or something.

The sex was good, but between her petty bullshit attitude and the fact that she made facebook pages for her cat's, I just couldn't fucking take it. I havn't gotten laid since and I still think it was worth it.
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>>554537650
>liking moeshit
dump'er OP
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>>554551547
I Kind of thought the same thing, I mean she looks like fucking 30. That face is quite manly too.
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>>554551454
im literally not even kidding
every day i saw her it was written all over her face

i know i wrote it like a prestigious faggot im sorry it was hard not to
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>>554551506
It was only a matter of time. Not sure if OP half wanted it with all the material he was giving out.
>>554551582
This is 4chan. You should know how sorry the state of love affairs are with a large portion of it's users.
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>>554550857
If you hate your girlfriend so much why don't you kill her?
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>>554544398
I thought the same thing too. So lame sorry
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>>554551547
>being such a distrusting faggot, because you wanna look cool
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>>554551898
>written all over her face
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>>554551506
sorry buddy not it.

have a hint:
all those 3 screenshots posts were from her tumblr so if you can find all 3 together and right above/below each other, you found it.
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>>554540570
Any chane you guys are from the Central Valley? Fresno perhaps? This sounds like a girl I know
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>>554551506
lol is that her? Making a tumblr now so I can message her
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Your girlfriend is also fat under that photo isn't she, admit it
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>>554537650
If you hate her so much then why don't you just leave her?
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>>554551587
im just not a makeup person
i like natural skin tones way more than fake ones
just opinion

>>554551725
yes but me no get sex
atleast you got sex

>>554552182
not her.

her tumblr has all 3 posts that you saw in images in a row.

>>554552131
Bay Area land of the gays
2nd pic of her with her *shudder* f-fursona edited in...
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>>554552182
Same theme and from what my girlfriend told me the theme she has is edited from the original theme so not many people would have it
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>>554552498
Didn't he already admit it?
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>>554550736
>the theme she is using

https://www.pixelunion.net/themes/tumblr/fluid/

its only a matter of time
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>>554551898

yeah. Sorry. I'm really not buying the whole 'this girl is into me ugh, damn'
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>>554552112

then how old is she supposed to be? Don't say that the woman on that pic is ~25. Don't you fucking dare. Just say that you're into older women or that you're actually 34, no one cares.
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>>554551506
her theme is shit holy christ
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>>554552617
OP you're not dating an artist, you're dating an autist
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>>554552617
>only responds to faggot responses
>girlfriend smells like Taco Bell fryer
>she's a 24 year old drawfurfag that RPs
>top alpha
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>>554552706
edited theme

>>554552761
not kidding she is the age i said

>>554552892
actually lol'd a tiny bit. clevor.
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>>554550057
She is cute OP, 5.5/10

She would be a 6/10 at least if she got more sleep
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>>554552617
Bay Area fag here.

Hate this place but it has more people and is cooler than the flaming hot cities in the middle of no where.
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>>554538462
Hi Jared
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>>554553006
funny you menti

>>554553009
absolutely true. shits super expensive too. but i do like it a hell of a lot more than i would like anywhere else
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>>554552128
I'm wondering if this a preemptive dissuasion counter to people messaging her, or if you just genuinly want us to find her tumblr and give her a threadlog to break up with her for you.
I mean why else would you be giving out hints?
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>>554553172
*funny you should mention, she often stays up until 4AM for no reason drawing shit then never sleep then message me saying "DID YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT YOU NEED SLEEP"
>daily occurance
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>>554552995
Sounds like you're ready to give up on her, OP. Get it done quick, if she cares about you then you at least owe her that much. Your mistake getting involved if you can't handle her personality, her fursona, etc. Every day you wait is one more day of your life wasted (the way you make it sound) and one more day of her life wasted. If you care about her (I won't say 'love' because you haven't but you must care a lot if you're this frustrated...) then do it tonight.

Ideally, before someone figures out who she is and messages her. Which I'd guess will happen in, oh, 15-20 minutes.
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>>554553172
Bay area fag here too, used to live in so cal; so glad I moved up here.
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sage and abandon thread OP is a self pitying cry baby, you've made your bed faggot
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>>554537650
>SAO
>shit taste
u wot m8?
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>>554551898
op. listen.

i had a friend like you. goalie on our soccer team. super ripped. super smart. got accepted to northwestern for engineering. senior year of hs he starts dating a slightly chubby mexican. she is childish for the same reasons your gf was. she is not hot, nor is she intelligent, nor does she put out. he goes bananas for her (even though she is 3 years younger). he goes to northwestern for a year then transfers back to shitty state school to be close to her. a chubby mexican with a shit personality who is barely passing school.

this dude was incredibly good looking, smart, fit, charismatic etc. then he met this girl and lost his shit. last time i saw him he had gained about 80 lbs im not kidding. he lost touch with all of his friends. he was a brother to me but i navent talked to him in 3 years because i fucked his gfs younger sister and told him she was a ho after (he told his gf i said this, she hated me, so he stopped talkig to me). she was a ho though. she fucked loads of dudes.

but seriously. watch for fat childish mexicans. dont let her get her claws in. i dont want you to be ruined like he was.
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>>554541515
I fucking hate you, OP.
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>>554552617
>>554552995

well, on the second one she looks way younger, actually she looks like a different person, but whatevs, I've seen some weird pictures of people I know.

7.5/10 on the first and
4.5/10 on the second one
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Well you could always be a dick and play the ultimatum route.
"I need x y and z from this relationship or it just isn't going to work for me"
If she cares about you that much and breaking up would destroy her maybe she will flat out conform to your desires.
Not saying this is the most moral route, but it may be an option.
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>>554553397
I think your problem with her is that she's a grown woman but acts like she's still 16.

Tumblr may be to blame for that, it may not. But she needs to get more mature now that she's an adult.

She doesn't seem like a bad person though, I hope it works out.
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http://heartofthelizard.tumblr.com/post/65408738293/happy-tennant-tuesday-happy-fanboy-the
do it faggots
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>>554553223
well i am about 80% sure it will not be found, and i should at least point you in the less wrong direction.
>but then again messaging random fucking people telling them about some random internet thread could also be funny

>>554553559
most of fanbase is shit m8 thats one thing you have to agree on
also i felt like they buttfucked the series after they got out of the game in 15 episodes then went into another one and now a fucking 3rd.

>>554553623
why, so i can give some retarded response in probable agreement
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>>554554098
>heartofthelizard
lol
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>>554554098
What is that shit faggot?
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>>554553607
>>554553607
OP PLEASE READ THIS AND TAKE HEED. IT IS IMPORTANT.
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>>554554425
yeah i did, appreciate the story, but if i sensed that shit coming already i would have indefinitely ended it. hasnt happened yet.
my main rule is that if a gf is seriously imposing within my life to the point of drastic change like that for no reason, then im not gonna go for it
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>>554537650
When you'll come out of the closet as the fag you really are?
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>>554554381
A post on her tumblr with only 215 notes.
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you didn't date a "tumblr" girl. You dated an ugly girl. You're on here trying to sound superior. But really, you're just an ugly, insecure prick. You dated her because you couldn't do any better. She dated you because she couldn't do any better.
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>>554554425
The impression I get is that the OP is not like your friend.
I doubt he is either super ripper, super smart, or got accepted to a prestigious school with a strong career path.
For all we know this is the best he can do.
Not trying to shit on OP, just pointing out it's probably not a perfect parallel.
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>>554553981

>implying anyone with a hint of pride would accept being push around for the sake of "saving the relationship"

and you don't really want to do anything with those who would
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>>554537650
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If it weren't for the tumblr bullshit that'd be an excellent gif.
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>>554554837
Admittedly I know nothing of tumblr, but that isn't even the same theme, is it?
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PLOT TWIST:

that wasnt her direct tumblr, that was her best RP friend's tumblr. but they pretty much reblog absolutely everything from each other.
not even fucking joking almost all posts are shitty reblogs
>feel let down a retarded for expecting anything more from me searching for like 3 hours a long time ago for it

i guess it doesnt even make a difference though cause if you find one you find the other.
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>>554554967
>implying anyone with a hint of pride
Does it really seem like OP's girlfriend has a hint of pride?
>and you don't really want to do anything with those who would
Isn't he already?
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>>554555206
You really do want us to break up with her for you, don't you?
You just gave away something you could have played off.
Now anons have a second hand connection to your GF, and soon will have a direct line.
Harsh man, at least do the deed yourself.
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>>554555268
yes she does strangely.
she is stubborn as fucking shit on anything she believes in.
and whenever i prove her wrong she always rebuts with "its my decision what i do"
>she does retarded shit the long way like 90% of the time then doesnt listen and keeps doing it when i tell her not to
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>>554554861
thread in a nutshell
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>>554541925
>i do need to break up with her at some point.
do it now you stupid shit
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>>554555206
eh I'm getting fairly bored with this, what are you going to do with her now? Bail? Or are you going to try to make it work?

Honestly bro this relationship sounds like a dead end, that chick is 24 and she sounds like she has the mentality of a 13 year old girl. She isn't capable of handling a real relationship and are you prepared to have a sexless uninteresting few years of futility before you realize?
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>>554555517
well the only hint i actually gave off was that all the posts i capped were reblogs.
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I think i found it
tumblr url is negaduck13
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>>554555529
Then maybe you aren't giving her enough credit.
If she has that much pride to turn down an ultimatium for change in a relationship, then she's pretty much the one breaking up with you.
She'd probably get along fine without you.
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Alright OP, there is a simple solution for you that none of these retards mentioned, which you are hypocritically blaming her for.

>Be the fucking adult since she is childish
>Tell her what you don't like about her and that it's driving you away from her

It's simple, take her on a nice date, dinner and all that jazz, then take her home and sit her down to have a serious talk about your relationship. You seem to be a direct guy who doesn't beat around the bush, but do take her childish emotions into account when you tell her she should get a job, grow up, etc.

>Don't be a fucking faggot about it, just say you would appreciate it of she made (more of) a/an effort on those topics

It's super simple. Really. She's pretty, so at least you have something to work with.

>Inb4 all the anons are coming over to fuck your bitch
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>>554555070
It's not HER tumblr, it's a post she reblogged/liked/whatever and it has only 215 notes so finding her should be easy.
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>>554555864
All the thread I tought OP was nothing but a faggot, but if he does this I'll change opinion.
Best advice so far.
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>>554555712
Yep, that's it
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>>554555712
he claimed that was her best friend/rp butt buddy I think this might be her.

CutieKnife

Says her name is Maria, same insipid uninspired art style
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>>554555712
pretty sure you actually found it
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>>554542524
That is literally what happened with me. She's now in Canada with her carpet licker "partner" are all Mexicans like this?
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>>554555712
Not sure, the art on the Twitter linked to that account looks different
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someone screencap and message both, should be fun. trying to navigate tumblr is giving me literal cancer.

negaduck13
Cutieknife
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>>554556417
cutieknife, negaducks friend. Same art style, claims to have an alternate persona, name is Maria. Seems to check out

also op claims that the screenshot was of her friend and not her. so I think thats her
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>mfw my girlfriend was addicted to tumblr RP-ing and now can't stand the community
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You know guys, this was fun ranting and all and talking with you, but if you guys seriously do find the tumblr, id appreciate just browsing for luls. id rather work my problems with her on my own
>inb4 posting on /b/ about it

>>554555712
dangerously close but no cigar yet.
yall niggos smart

>>554555864
well i have been trying to reignite anything ive had for her, but it just hasnt really worked out.

its sad, but i think i might be done.

>>554556762
lucky nigger. also nice pic saved
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>>554556880
is it cutieknife?
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the art blog link is just a post she liked, so not her art
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>>554556880
I've screencapped, will send to both girls. Does that sound good op?
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>>554557049
i don't think so, the art on that blog isn't nearly as good as what OP posted
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Well i guess there aint no stops on the rape train.
*sigh*
>boy am i retarded
http://cutieknife.tumblr.com/
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>>554557049
some of the things cutieknife is putting up is in Russian, so unless she knows Russian then its wrong
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>>554556880
You know someone's gonna message her anyway so better get to it soon
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>>554557283
i mentioned earlier, it dabbles and changes all the time, what i posted is her on her tablet like 1 year ago and she stopped drawing for like 4 months (it decreases her ability usually cause she forgets how to art)
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>>554557316
pretty sure you want us to send her shit

doesn't matter I'm not making a fucking tumblr account to do it. just sticking around for possible lulz
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>>554557316
Also, how does she know Russian?
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>>554557283
some of it isnt, some of it is. Shes not going to always do her best shit, she probably takes her time for op cause she loves him (lol)
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>>554556093
Thanks, man.

>>554556880
Ok, ok, I wouldn't say it's worth giving up until you try what I said. If she does start the sexy times with you, grows up a bit, get's a job, stops browsing a site for 12 year olds (so much, since she loves it don't be a prick and take it away from her completely), at least tries to make new friends, starts working out even a bit, 10/10 girl for you OP.

Don't look at it like none of this will ever happen, give her a chance to change. You're basically dumping her without telling her whats wrong and not giving her a chance to change the negative things about her for you since she's so head over heels for you.

It's the most gentlemanly way to manipulate a girl.
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>>554557235
OP entertained us with an enternaining cool story. I don't get it. Would you rather not have seen her pic or her drawings posted?
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>>554557326
not full mexicofag
Slavic dad
>>554557574
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>>554557283
>good
kek
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>>554555712
negaduck13 it is
>post thread to both anyway
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>>554557316
> I also loved the cartoon Lego Movie
Is she talking about the.. cg lego movie?
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>>554557316
idiot
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>>554557596
ive been trying to subtley get her to do that for at least the past 2 months.

i dont plan to break up immediately because i still have very slight hope of survival, but i have been keeping things like that in mind
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>>554557923
too pussy to break up with her himself

we're doing OP a favor really
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>>554557706
this is 4chan nigga, I don't give a shit. lolz were had but now it's time to take this to the next level.
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>>554557813
>>554557316

holy shit if youre going to be a dick at least nab the right person, dont drag her friends into it, that is genuinely just kinda mean
>mean
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>>554558090
It's obivously what OP really wants anyway.
He's just too scared to admit that he wants us to.
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go submit stuff http://negaduck13.tumblr.com/submit
name and email, no tumblr account needed
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heres the deal, I sent them both messages. I have screencaps, I dont know fuckall about how tumblr works but apparently I cant send links. If either one messages me before 404 then I'll share otherwise I'll let it go. If she asks you about 4chan disavow knowledge and say something like: must have been a phishing attempt lol
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Guys, someone needs to archive. Thread will probably 404 before she sees this.
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I feel bad for the girl, but if OP can't be honest with her, maybe the brutal truth is best heard, even in this most inhumane way.
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>>554538289
how are these made
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>>554537650
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>>554558364
which screenshots did you send? included her picture in it, right?
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>>554558238
C'mon, OP, knife cutie obviously isn't your GF. Your GFs name is Dee, not Maria, and Knifecutie hardly draws anything related to your GFs fursona.
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>>554558320
Maybe we will find out who OP is if we play it nice?

DO IT FAGGOTS
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>>554558863
havent sent any screencaps yet, tumblr wont let me know or I dont know how. But I have screencapped everything relevant.
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>>554553559
sao is shit. over hyped love story trying to be the titanic of mmos
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>>554559046
Post messages plz
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>>554559201
upload to tiny pic then edit the url a little so it allows you to link
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>>554557968
That's exactly the issue. I know it's difficult to voice a negative opinion to someone's face, but if you have any remote hope for this relationship to survive, you need to be direct to her. If you go through with it:
1) congrats, I don't think you're a power bottom twink anymore
2) at the end, ask her if there's anything she would like to voice that she thinks would improve the relationship (she isn't the only one at fault in this relationship, it's never like that)
3) since she likes it, kiss her throughout the night and if everything goes alright and she doesn't explode, kiss her after you ruin her self impression.

If you want, I can be a bit more detailed on what to do if you are considering doing this. I was on the receiving end of this type of relationship, now that cunthole is trying to get back with me because he regrets his decision he made like 2 years ago.

>Inb4 I would have changed what he didn't like about me if he told me
>I progressively made those changes on my own, before he eventually told me what he didn't like about me/our relationship

Once again, I can give details. just ask. i actually like fixing relationships.
>>
OP obviously being an uderage "emotionless" edgy little cunt again. Good to see hes getting the dickening he deserves.
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>>554558863
I used the ask away button, if anyone knows how to navigate this shit site might want to take over from me.
>>
>not on skype.
she must be out with her friends
well that was anticlimactic.
i am almost 100% she wont even understand the tumblr messages
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>OP just wanted /b/ to flood someone's tumblr
>plays it out like a shitty relationship
Nice try OP, but NYPA
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>>554558238

OP are you still here, currently dating one of these bitches because I'm far too attached to her and I have a lot of stories that might make you want to gtfo.
>>
Someone fucking archive
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>>554559201
>>554559432
http://negaduck13.tumblr.com/submit
I just checked and it looks like there is an "insert image" feature

don't know shit about tumblr either though or if it resizes them too small or something
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>>554559676
I think you get the option of what size it is by dragging it about
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>>554559669
4archive.org/b/thread/554537650
Someone already did
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>>554559614
yeah im here please do go on

>>554559367
i do relatively know what i should do, but i am interested in what you have to say
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>>554559504
Just like how you were 80% sure we wouldn't find it
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>>554559504

I told you faggot.
>>554551637
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>>554550057
Time for the chloroform
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>>554559935
did you ever tell her you love her or something?
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SHE IS NOT CUTIEKNIFE GUYS. http://cutieknife.tumblr.com/image/62910374440 THIS IS A PICTURE OF CUTIEKNIFE, THE SEARCH IS STILL ON FOR OP'S GIRLFRIEND
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>>554559935
Ok this is going to be long so bare with me and you might have to wait a bit. I am replying.
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>>554560281
It is fucking negaduck13 you dumbass.
>http://negaduck13.tumblr.com/
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>>554560281
i had a feeling OP purposely misled us
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>>554560579
it's ok I messaged both of them
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>>554559935

Alright, my backstory's a lot like yours, so I'll go into detail. But basically we started dating at the end of highschool, as expected she was a tumblr bitch, reblogging depressing shit about cutting and bands etc, these should've been warning signs but she was fucking hot and still is.

Anyway one day she tells me her favorite band are playing in my city, I don't really like them at all, but I get us tickets to go and both of us get a little drunk and love it.

>ffw 6 months of immature bullshit and i'm attached as fuck
>MY favorite band are playing in my city, really want to go and see.
>Hey gf wanna go see anon band with me
>"Idk anon, I don't really like them, I don't think it'll be fun"
>ask her a few more times and she still resists
>think this is bullshit, I went to see her bs with her
>Ask my hot asian ex fuckbuddy who used to like them too to go with me
>She says yes
>we have an amazing time, end up kissing her on the way home
>no fucking regrets, awesome night
>A few months later we're having one of our regular arguments and she tries to tell me I dont care about her feelings or do anything about her
>bring the latter up
>silence.jpg
>know about her secret twitter account and watch her complain about said argument to all her online friends.
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>>554560257
>>554560579
Her fucking deviantArt
>http://negaduck13.deviantart.com/
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i love all you gully niggers

>>554560115
i still am 80% sure you won't find it.

boy i wonder what that means.

>>554560269
no, not that far
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>>554548650

Dude you're a faggot, no way around it.

If anything I say someone should find out your info, then find out her info.

Ruin your life, then ruin her life later.
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>>554560897
Meant to say I'll go into detail later.
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>>554558238

OP after reading through most of your faggotry and bullshit, I've determined that your girlyfriend is a beta. And to a lesser extent so are you.

Give her an ultimatum, have her get her shit together, and help her move on with her life.

Never ever ever let a woman tell you what to do OP.
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>>554560924
it even has her "fursona"

definitely her. now this is something I can navigate. give me good screenshots with her picture in it and I'll send them
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>>554560924
>>http://negaduck13.deviantart.com/
Not her, but looking there led me to
http://madi-estrellita-duck.deviantart.com/
That may be a hit
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>>554560738
what reason could i possibly mislead the good citizens of /b/ for?
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>>554561287
look at the pics,
http://negaduck13.deviantart.com/#/art/Dual-Lives-345408654?hf=1
See who it says inspired her?
http://madi-estrellita-duck.deviantart.com/
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>>554561401
The hits correct fursona things match up
>>
http://madi-estrellita-duck.deviantart.com/
This is her deviantart, negaduck is the friend

http://negaduck13.deviantart.com/art/Our-Terms-and-Conditions-385727834 Note the ducksona on the right, curved beak matches pictures posted by OP
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>>554560929
How long have you been with her? Sorry if this is already answered
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>>554561401
what the fuck? there are more people with duck-female anthro fursonas... I do not understand this world
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its okay man it happens. Ill share my story.

>browse 4chan, barely tumblr unless link.
>meet girl
>6.5/10 but whatever Im getting desperate.
>start to talk to her
>texts/messages are mostly tumblr links replying to my previous text
>wierds me out whatever.
>she tells me she has a secret tumblr
>whatever dont fucking care.
>she shows me her regular tumblr
>all black and white photos of disney characters, kittens, sappy quotes, anime
>fucking anime, already wrong turn
>one night she gives me her tumblr password to her "secret diary"
>"but dont read it please :3"
>fuck you Im all over that shit
>my name... is everywhere.
shes obsessed with me.
>had to let her down easy

She ended up attempting to slit her wrists (probably the pussy way) in her room about 30 minutes after. I had to call her mother to go tell her to stop or check on her.
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>>554560929
Negaduck is a furfag Mexican who's fursona is a duck. Fits the bill pretty well.
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>>554561630
Yeah, Madi.. Dee.. makes sense
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>>554561794
why did I laugh at this stupid fucking duck pun
>>
>mfw a genuinely helpful bunch of people in a thread
>thread turns into search party
well couldve expected this, i am on 4chan
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>>554561794
Look at the gallery
See
>>554561547
>>554561630
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>>554560897


Some more backstory

>We started dating when we were both 18 now
>She's older than me by a couple months
>She's 19 now and I'm 18, 19 soon.
>She used to be really bad with all the social networks, especially tumblr where she would tell the world she cuts herself somewhat anonymously
>Back then our whole relationship consisted of me making her feeling better about everything all the time
>Extremely dependent on me
>Thinking about it now, it still is like that
>demfeels
>Like OP's gf is an introvert
>Hates meeting new people
>Claims she hates everyone but me
>Won't talk to anyone
>Won't come to any parties with me, which is kinda shit since I go to parties a lot
>Also kinda good since it's easy to cheat
>also gets mad at dump fucking things
>like me talking about anything to do with the female race that isn't her, for example, skirts
>also jealous as fuck
>story to come on that
>keep telling myself I'm only still in this relationship because I'm scared of being lonely
>tried to dump her once, she was crushed, I regret it like an hour later and got back with her like the faggot I am
>still together
>still cheat on her a lot
>still love her
>don't know why I'm still with her
>So conflicted

Does anyone even care?
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>>554561401
>>554561547

>post thread, archive and screens to both.
Thread posts: 323
Thread images: 71


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