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OPERATION GENTLE GIANT NEW THREAD

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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OPERATION GENTLE GIANT

NEW THREAD
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i just finished making breakfast, what did i miss in the other thread?
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I don't see why we are doing this. she is just stating her opinion
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bemp keep it going fegs this is amazing
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Thread was kill when devin msgd anon

pls anon cone back
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that poor girl

how old she?

at this rate she wont be able to walk any meaningful distance by age 35
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>>554482592
bump bumpity bump.
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>>554482695
NAVY response Devin that faggot whale fucker.
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New message
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Do we use this thread or >554482514
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>>554482678
Full dox

Hopefully someone saved everything. Mobile isnt exactly the most convenient thing to browse with
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>>554482692
Yeah, opinion that's p. much the same as claiming that sun orbits around earth.
Also, for teh lulz.
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>>554482782
Send this to devin
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I WONDER IF SHE KNOWS SHE'S FAT LETS SEND HER A PIZZA

how does this do anything

>let's ruin the life of an unemployed delusional morbidly obese person who must literally beg for money like a hobo

oh wait she beat us to it

what can this possibly accomplish?
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lol omg
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>>554482692
an opinion that got a show off TV
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>>554482692
Opinion
>I'm fat
>I'm entitled to money because of it
>fat people who want to be skinny need to get fired from their jobs
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>>554482881
Her info

Archived copy:
http://4archive.org/b/thread/554454073


Amber Sarah
Attends Massasoit Community College
Lived in Marshfield, MA

>Google+
plus.google
.com/111818915017350984858/posts

>YouTube
youtube
.com/user/randomlancila

>Facebook
facebook
.com/randomlancila

>Boyfriend's facebook
facebook
.com/iambenshaw

>Her activist facebook page
facebook.
com/AdiposeActivist

http://radaris.com/~Amber-Kosarick/929913268
http://www.mylife.com/amberkosarick
http://www.whitepages.com/name/Amber-Kosarick/Pembroke-MA/3au3dbk

Real name: Amber Kosarick
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>>554482959
what show?
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What was the pic that Dan Johnson guy posted? I didn't get to see it before she deleted all her messages.
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>>554482782
"Boom."
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>>554482929
hatred, insecurity, lulz
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>>554482782
>boom
Uh oh that's the sound of Amber Sarah approaching
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>>554483041

Amber Kosarick
27 Fairwood Dr
Pembroke, MA 02359
Age 28 (Born Jul 1986)
(781) 826-5601

Amber Kosarick
682 Plain St
Marshfield, MA 02050
(781) 834-7615
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>>554483048
a show on the travel channel, I know the host is the dude from M v F (or it could be M v F, i don't really know)
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>>554483075
rhe coffin from the last thread
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There are so many sex sites that would love to get her info. Let's help them
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>>554482782
>um hello police
>someone sent me a threatening message
>what do you mean that's a copypasta
>what's a copypasta
>hello
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>>554483182
why does she have two addresses?
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>>554483048
Man VS food ffs omg. wake the fuck up man
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>>554483041
>http://www.whitepages.com/name/Amber-Kosarick/Pembroke-MA/3au3dbk

Just wreck both those addresses. Collateral damage acceptable during war.
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>>554483182
Also
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>>554483392
She can't fit in one house?
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>>554482782
This devin guy... i don't like him
facebook
.com/albeit.mrakt
he smokes weed, maybe contact his employer about it, give him a bit of trouble, you know what i mean?
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>>554482497
>(You)
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>>554483392
One for each asscheek.
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>>554483324
Already got her in Ashley Madison.
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>>554483281
Fuuuuuck I posted that
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>>554482740
oh wow
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>>554483392
No idea, maybe because she's too fat.
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>>554482692
You are in the wrong goddamn internets, friend.
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>>554483178
kek'd
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>>554482692

Because we can.
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>>554482929
This guy. I agree, there's no point in ruining this shitty person's shitty life, but if her shitty "love thyself" new-age garbage convinces fat people that they need a blog instead of a treadmill, then fuck.
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>>554482692
Like we need a reason.

Now where's the whale's mobile number?
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>>554483517
I made that image, I was the first one to get her address, so a lot of good comments obviously had you next to it
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>>554483517
Hi Devin
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>>554483529
top kek, giggled hard at that irl
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>>554483508
agreed
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don't forget her mobile number!
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Guys, we need to confirm that it's really her house and not someone elses

Someone call that phone number? If you hear a grunt or slow breathing, then it's confirmed
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>>554482978
People give her money because they have a fetish for fat women and they want her to get fatter. Its a gift. God this thread is fucking gay.
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>>554483680

>>554483452
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>>554482959
She cancelled his show?
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>>554483494
>>554483529
>>554483552

lel should've known
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>>554483508
>>554483756
never fucking mind, obvious troll account, he'sone of us...
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>>554483416
man finds food, new show
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Guys ┬┤how do i help you?
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>>554483494
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>>554483508
I think this would be the ideal course of action.
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>>554483745
Any response after boom? Oh the suspense

So far there are 3-4 anons 20mins away from hambeast. Recon mission?
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>>554482782
>heh, gottem. Enjoy ur b& fagtron >:)
What a dimwit
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>>554483770
No you don't. Literally just shit on all the houses
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>>554483913
Pizzas. Pizzas, hookers, porn sites, and fake facebook production and hatred.
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>>554484021
As one anon said, there will always be collateral damage
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>>554483890
oh, my bad.
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She's got a food "addiction" right?
SEND HER PIZZA
SHE CAN'T TURN IT DOWN
LETS BANKRUPT THE BITCH
SEND THE MOST DISGUSTING PIZZA
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>>554483770
If I can get my mic to work I'll call neighbor to confirm and voocaroo.
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>>554483975
bro don't, i fucked up, see >>554483871
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I can't wait when Tumblr gets a hang of this.
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How can people contribute to this? No instructions on what to do or any of that shit, be more clear on what is supposed to happen.
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>>554483452
Wait Maryland? I'm in Northern VA.
Hmmm may be if I can get a ride, because my car is broken.
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There was never any confirmation as to whether or not she lives at these addresses.

We could be sending some retired old fart all this stuff.
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Does anyone else think she's on this thread and started the pizza idea herself? Next we'll be sending her 14 inch horse dildos and shit.

We should wait until tonight and then place a domestic violence call to the police.
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>>554482497
First I thought this was petty /b/ullshit, but then I read they got this dude's TV show pulled.

That could have been the man's meal ticket for the rest of his life. It's absolutely disgusting how petty these fat fucks are.

Though, to be fair, from what I've seen as a Eurofag, I think the problem is American culture, not just the fat fucks living in it.
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I am going golfings now, but when I get back I expect to see a pic of a whale with slit wrists in her bathtub. Do me proud /b/rothers
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>she deleted all the lovely comments

i hate when people do that
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>>554484423
Please tell me you're not that stupid...

MA is Massachusetts. MD is Maryland.

Fucking 12 yo summerfags...
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How can people contribute to this? No instructions on what to do or any of that shit, be more clear on what is supposed to happen.

Explain plox
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>>554484426
No confirmation, but pretty good evidence suggesting she does live there
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>>554484519
sorry faggot i'm not american.
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>>554484464
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>>554484464
People who are making comments on tumblr do not fire people. If you really care raid the network that fired him.
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>>554484526
wait, what is this? is this legit?
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In one of her blogs she writes about how obesity is not a medical diagnosis. I understand the premise, it's true that being really really fat will not kill you, the same way jumping off of a 10 story building won't kill you. It's the hitting the ground that does it, just as it's the massive cholesterol levels, weak heart, high BP, diabetes, and renal failure that comes with a garbage diet, inactivity, and excess weight causing poor circulation.
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>>554484524
You're kind of late to the whole party
We were looking for dox now we do, now we're just fucking with her by ordering pizzas, signing her up to websites and such
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>>554484524
Send pizzas and all to her apartment, spam her facebook. Look at the pictures posted and you see all you need to know.
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>>554484526
WOW EUREKA
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>>554484398
Fuck her anon, use her info to fuck her.
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>>554484526
You just won the internet!
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>>554484675
Sucky shop.
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>>554484712
>>554484702
Thank you anons
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how can you possibly be this stupid! fucking whales the should hunt them down like in the olden days
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eurofag at your service
how may i help?
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Someone made a meme of her called fat Amber a few years back. Looks like Meme Generator took it down though.

source:
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1542761&mc=7&forum_id=2
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>>554482959
his show was cancelled because he told someone to draw a bath and cut themselves after calling amber thing a cunt.
TV doesn't like the cunt word, even if it was done on IG
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if there are any hackers out there you should hack her password and delete her accounts on the social networks shes on
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>>554484967
>hackers
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>>554484967
>being this 12
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>>554484526
And you broke it
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Are we sending pizza today or for July 23?
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>>554484967
are you like 10, you fucking moron?
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ANYONE HERE GOT HER EMAIL SO I CAN SIGN HER UP FOR WEIGHT WATCHERS?
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>>554484967

>hack her password
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>>554484524
>>554484524
Too lazy to go through all similar posts, but you guys need to self-start here. You're all capable and intelligent, have seen these threads before. Fake FB's, pizza, posing as a fatty needing /adv/, gym subscriptions. C'mon guys, enough with the "this thing didn't come with a manual"
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Bumping for fucking justice

i wanna see this fucking landwhale being harpooned just like her sea equivalents are being harpooned by japan
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>>554485147
[email protected]
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>>554484967
Underage newfag
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>tfw 4chan gets trolled by devin
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>>554484526
how did you get into her account? password? was it cake?
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>>554485147
[email protected]
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>>554484967

KING LEONIDAS WILLS IT
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>>554485080
You forgot the t at the end...

Also, this...
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>>554485147
[email protected]
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>>554483442
This made me laugh, I approve of this message. :D
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>>554482497
>track her down
>break into her house
>murder her
>post pics on internet
>suddenly fat cunts are too scared to do anything anymore
>they quietly eat themselves to death
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>>554482497
welcome to neo-4chan where no one will do anything but repost memes hoping any oldfags still around will do the work... They wont.
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>>554484967
>hack her password

MASTER OF INTERWEBZZ!!
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>>554484967
pack your shit and leave, your services are no longer needed
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>>554485163
Was looking at OP's picture and it didn't explain much, just he background and how much of a fat cunt she is. First thread I've seen about this and that is why I'm asking. I was expecting something like sending letters to news stations telling them dumb shit about her (maybe we can get a trend going like we did with Bikini Bridge and get it on the news)
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>>554482740
This guy's FB profile is confusing as fuck.
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>>554482692
I cant believe these reddit goyim gave you real replies instead of just telling you to fuck off.

Well played brother, I have taken some notes.
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>>554484526
oh man! I forgot we can post to people Facebook via email!!
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>>554485147
Thisthisthis

Sign her up for all the weight-loss programs you can think of. Atkins, Medifast, &c. You can order free Atkins bars, I'm doing that now.
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>>554484967
WE NEED A HACKER HERE ASAP!!!!
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I love telling this story

I used to live next door to a fat woman. Her kitchen window faced mine. When the light went on in her kitchen, it would light up my house.

Anyways, I kept wondering why this light kept going on like every 15 minutes. Some times it was like a fucking strobe. So I watched one night.

She was eating. Every. 15. minutes. She'd come in, open the fridge, shove something in her mouth. Leave. Repeat. Non stop.
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>>554483953
topkek
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>>554483041
thanks anon, you are going to /b/ heaven(whatever that might be), i hope you realize that
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>>554485629
That's because it's fake...
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>>554484668
You know what the problem is? These radicals are organised. They have experience dealing with stuff like this, and know exactly what to do to get a network to pay attention.

But for anyone not on their side, it's been made all but illegal to associate in groups.
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What's been done so far:

>Pizzas
>Free weight pill samples
>Weight Watcher subscriptions
>Ashley Madison and other pr0n sites.


And this was all done a couple threads ago.

C'mon guys original ideas now.
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>>554484967

u wot?
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>>554484648
>from NOVA
>not american

let me guess, you live in Alexandria and are Latino?
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>>554482729
>Implying she can walk any meaningful distance now.
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>>554484967
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>>554485890
Oh and Craigslist BBW ads.
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What happened with that casket for obese people? Did someone order it for her?
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>>554485414
I'm going to hit this mark in a few weeks after this shit all calms down. Wait for it.
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>>554485595
My bad, just trying to encourage the creative process. I'm working on a fake fatty to befriend Amber Dick looking for help with fatty problems, be all boo-hoo and anhero talk, then project insecurity by calling her fat, etc, see how she reacts/post results/profit???
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>>554482782
hue
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>>554485890
Don't forget my mormons!
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>>554485931
Irish living in McLean
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>>554485890
Has anyone sent razorblades? Also I believe someone contacted mormons in previous thread.
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>>554484967
ok i'll get right on it let me create a GUI interface using visual basic to track her ip
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>>554485479
This couldn't be more accurate.
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>>554484429
>implying bee hasnt ordered pizzas for years.

Welcome new friend.
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>>554486041
trollolol. CoD
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>>554486104
Some people suggested it not sure though, don't think anyone has sent any.
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>>554485890
There was also shit and razors.

What about bibles/qurans?
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test
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>>554484429
>implying it's ever been different
gtfo newfag
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Signed her up for a Weight Watchers meeting.
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>>554484967
10/10
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>>554484967
fuck off from 4chan
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>>554486142
No man, I know about the pizzas.

But this bitch would love some pizzas.

What if we mail her some CHEESE pizzas?

If you get my drift...
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Can't wait for tomorrow when the tumblrfags
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>>554486245
>CANT EVEN MAGNIFY THAT SHIT
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Several of us have sent pizzas so far, so I think we have that angle covered. Dominos is the only one that will deliver to her house...
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>>554486319
Is there such a thing as low-carb pizza?
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>>554484967
Shit my hacktron3000 program requires more RAM... Know where I can download any for free? Heard lemonparty.org is good
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>>554485890
I say pose as fatties looking for guidance and fatty wisdom flooding her inbox, watch how incapable she is is at meaningful impact for people's lives who really want to change their fat ways

captcha whysingo serious
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>>554484967
What did you say you littl....
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Okay heres what I plan on doing.
You guys do whatever the fuck it is you're doing.
I'm going to sign her up for more fitness shit. And after that I plan on ordering 800x boxes to her houses.
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Anyone know any major spam emails or something that will flood her inbox?

Another idea: Sign her up for things that mail a shit ton of letters to her home
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>>554486274
Kek
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>>554486245
Apply for work at McDonalds.
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>>554486319
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I could've known that someone would beat me to it...
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This shit is dumb.
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>>554486052
Might do, although she's so full of herself she thinks she's practically famous now she may just reject you as a peasant if you aren't sneaky.
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>>554485717
That picture pisses me off every time. They're just so... unaware and unashamed of how disgusting they are. How can you be happy to eat a pizza like that when you're so fat you can't even masturbate? let alone wash. How can you put that bottle of coke to your mouth when your arms are so fat they probably flap like a tarp in strong wind.

If you showed that to people in Africa, they'd probably laugh half an hour before asking if the one on the right has a boyfriend already.
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>>554486617
topkek
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>>554486521
http://spamsignup.com/
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>>554486520
Ordering boxes? Go on. She lives near my house, about 3-4 blocks away. I'm thinking about going to visit with like a cake or something, recording of course
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>>554484429
Pizzas are a mainstay of shitting on people, but a domestic violence call isn't a bad idea.

>>554486319
You're suggesting we print out CP and mail it to her?
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Holy fuck, just looked up a the story to see what happened to richmond.
Fat fucking jealous cows start attacking him for a meaningless hashtag, he yells at them back, and he gets cancelled. These cunts need to learn to take their own medicine.
Also seeing "trigger warning" at the top of the article makes me wanna fucking kill someone. You don't have a trigger for some self-diagnosed disease. You got offended, that's it. Get the fuck over it.
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>>554486617
nononononono
Try doing it on really fucked up porn websites.
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>>554486274
toplel n1ce 1 m8
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http://www.myfitnesspal.com/user/amberkosarik/status
I made her an account
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>>554486717
How do you print out a cheese pizza, doofus?
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>>554486717
>You're suggesting we print out CP and mail it to her?
>>554486319
Fucking this
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>>554486085

Good man, Mclean is elite tier. I live in clarendon but grew up in McLean.
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>>554486694
wat
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Upload all of her pics to Motherless? I'm out of ideas right now.
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>>554486437
>download ram
kek
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>>554486521
sign her up for trunkclub they will call non stop
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If somehow her car gets impounded...that's when we know that we have won.
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Could we pay a pizzadelivery boy in her town to give her a shit-sauce pizza or something?
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Don't order too many pizzas, the store will get suspicious
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>>554486847
Tell me the specifics of ordering boxes, the other thing is unrelated
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>>554486694
Does she have a pet? Murderering her dog would be pretty good. Leave a note "SOME FREE FOOD FATTY"
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What if we sent her those free cardboard boxes you can get from UPS?
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>>554486717
27 Hunters Gln Apt 2 Marshfield, MA 02050-2253

her address
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someone add her in an addiction control program
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>>554486847
>casket for obese people
lets do something even better, go to a phone booth somewhere where no camera faces it, call the fbi hotline tell them they think this person is sending and recieveing CP .... wait... PROFIT as swat storms her door and takes her pc away for weeks
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Yeah, send pizzas to a fat bitch, I'm sure she won't be happy about that.
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>>554487015
Don't fuck with pets.
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I'm not suggesting anything but if someone that lives close planted crack or something on her property and then called the cops that would make me kek
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>>554487035
There's 2 or 3 potential addresses. We need to hit all of them.
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>>554487035
How she fuckn fit in an apartment?
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>>554485890
craigslist ads for a gangbang, garage-sale, gloryhole, etc...
backpage hookers
send some plumbers. say a massive shit clogged toilets
mormons/jehovas witnesses/scientologists all make home visits
mailing lists for NRA, tea-party, pro-life, MRA, and other right-wing groups that make her rage
call towing company and say someone left a car in her driveway and she needs it gone

At work on my phone now but I'm sure someone here has the time to run with a few of these
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>>554486617
go to motherfull and click around A LOT on those "related" sites until you find some juicy sites to sign up for
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>>554487015
dont blame pets...
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>>554487086
bump PEOPLE READ THIS ITS EPIC LOL
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>>554487015
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>>554486829
McLean is shit now mate. These kids are spoiled as fuck. Just hang around back of 711 with friends and smoke
ALSO I signed her up for a bondage porn account.
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>>554487086
And what of they actually find some... Lel
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>>554487015
calm down psycho
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>>554483121

He must have rolled her out of bed
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>>554483871
any evidence supporting your statement?
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>>554487015
Jesus fuck. Cannot tell if pure genius or pure evil... Well done /b/
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>>554486437
ty for link, i needed the RAM
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Sign her up for colleges, they'll send crazy amounts of information. Bryant and Stratton college called me non-stop for a week until I had to block their number.
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>>554487219
dude bump someone do this, its one phone call at a random phone booth. my town dont have phone booths. or i fucking would
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>>554487015
too far

I probably vaule her dog's life more than her's
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>>554483324
>implicerend dat iemand ooit naar haar profiel gaat
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>>554487015
She probably force feeds her dog to morbid obesity to liberate it from the shackles of unrealistic pet standards.... Someone rescue that dog, don't do it harm
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>>554487162

No, run craigslist for give away garage sale.

People will show up and take stuff like a raging hoard of niggers
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>>554487015
why would you fuck with the pet? that'd be implying the pet gives a fuck about the hambeast. only reason the pet stays is because hambeast gives them lots of food, what they think is normal to give a pet
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This bitch has succeeded in using the interwebz for being a total bitch empowerment, we need to use it to break it down. Pizzas are great, but it's the blogs and shit she's using as a force multiplier, so we either need to drown out that voice or shut down that voice.
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>>554487015
Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.
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>>554487346
Some dogs are valued more than others?
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>>554486694
Ordering UPS boxes to her house then sending her the bill. You can order like hundreds mate. Thousands with multiple accounts. Her yard will look like Fallout.
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>someone do this
>someone do that
>someone order her a pizza
>someone post mean messages on her facebook

a bunch of barking pussy dogs in this thread
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>>554487086
>Hivemind
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>>554487015
i'm in for this. mix rat poison with kibble, lure him with the treat.
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>>554487376
this. kidnap the dog and treat it well. send her pictures of it not being a fat worthless slob anymore.
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>>554487523
what do you suggest feggot?
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>>554487486
yeah some animal's lives are definitely worth more than some humans'
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ok im going to call the police right now and tell them ur doing this, hope u have fun in jail stupids.
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>>554482497

This is great, how did I miss this?

Oh yeah I was over in /fit/ gaying it up with my br0z
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more bondage
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>>554487394
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
ANONS THIS
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>>554487523
Literally just got off the phone with Hy-vee ordering a low-fat non-frosted cake that says "Congratulations on the weight loss" in glitter. 26 bucks. Bark moar.
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>>554487086
O LAWD
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>>554487560
Just give her a ratpoisoned cake or something
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>>554487560
fuck off nigger. this is all about the hambeast cunt. don't bring a pet into this.

>>554487614
moreso that than anything
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>>554487683
>100ROLLSOFDOOM
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>Ask if she has Battletoads
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>>554487726
good work soldier
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>>>554487669

>b8 kekekekek
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>>554487035
>>554487015
>>554487015
I live near there, how about I cover the eye hole and knock and if the dog comes out with the whale I grab it and slit it's throat?
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>>554487746
I'd like to give her misery at first, so any pet she loves would be the first to go.
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>>554487726
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>>554487669
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>>554482929
>what can this possibly accomplish?
Suicide
>with any luck
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>>554482497
Contact her claiming to be seeking models for diet pill "before" photos. Offer top dollar, elevate till price of her dignity is reached.
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>>554487726
Bless you anon.
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>>554487086

Some anon in a 3rd world country should do that.
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>>554485890
>send her a old female prostitute
>somehow manage to apply her to a UN mission for the starving children in Africa
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datehookup.com

user: amberwhale
pass: isuckcockforfree
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>>554482929

lulz mostly

also i hate people that spend the amount of money it takes to be that fat, and then have the audacity to say they are poor and disadvantaged. YOU COULD AFFORD A WHOLE LOT MORE SHIT IF YOU DIDN'T EAT $1000 A MONTH IN GROCERIES YOUR GODDAMN SELF, FATTY!!!!!!!!
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Getting bored of bondage sites. Might have to take break to milk my self soon.
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ITT:

>a lot of 'funny' suggestions'
>but no real lulz to be had
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>>554487669

/fag is that way ====D
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>>554487870
Look captain edgy. I'll be at the Marshfield hy-vee in about 15 minutes. You show up in your guy fawkes mask and get your ass kicked on my way to not being a faggot land
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>>554486939
Done
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gat to the phone, give the adress, accuse her of harrasment and undecent exposure.
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>>554487870
I have an actual good idea for people who live around there. Make masks of HER face, carry them around, and put them on any time we eat like, cheeseburgers, pizza, etc. while making big gross NOM NOM NOM sounds
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>>554487870
>>554487891
p sure /b/ would fuck you guys up just as much as they are this hambeast right now
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(508) 746-3047 called Army recruiting, look up armed forces career centers in brockton, MA (closest to her). They never stop calling, because once the phone number goes down it's circulated and saved forever and distributed to other recruiters. She's gonna get calls every week asking if she's still interested
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>>554485859
This.
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>>554487870
Just leave a pack of opened rat poison mixed with something nearby her house. if she has a dog, it'll eventually sniff out the food and eat it.
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Is it possible to get an exterminator into her house? Possibly without her even knowing it, one day they would just storm inside her apartment.
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>>554487669
If this post gets more than 10 replies Jesus will save little Timmy from cancer. 1 like = 1 prayer for little Timmy
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>>554488092
oh my god
fucking genius
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>>554485321
kek
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>>554487669
>asdf
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>>554488153
i think you just want to kill animals more than fuck over the hambeast, fucking weirdo
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>>554487560
You two could share a couple of them treats while you're at it.
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>>554482497
I am stimulated to help in the cause. What can I do to help?
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>>554487870
holy fucking shit check yourself into arkham asylum
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>>554487997
My sides! Nice jerb anon-kun.
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>>554487086
Sure. That face when law enforcement isn't staffed by complete retards and comes to the conclusion that you were trying to frame this person and you find yourself in court for wrongful prosecution, perjury and potentially extortion charges.

This is why we can't have nice things, /b/. Being indignant is of no value if you aren't actually smarter than your target.
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>>554488189
upvoted
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>>554488225
>55448822
not bad
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>>554487669
dat 69 get d0e
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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
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>>554487870

pssh nothin personnel dawg
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>>554488293
>>
NEW THREAD NEEDED

10 POSTS LEFT
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>>554487015

There's always some asspie nitwit in the crowd with no concept of what will be socially seen as pranking/fun/horseplay and what will wind your ass up in jail.
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>>554488036
#rekt
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>>554488153
No. Don't drag the dog into this. Stay focused.
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>>554482497
I should be mad that SJW actually effect the mainstream now. But I never gave a shit about that show. Meh.
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http://logs.Omegle.com/9b25227
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>>554488352
Stallman?
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>>554488423
I was totally going to kill her dog, but you all convinced me. It's only on 'okay' idea, not DA BEST
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I've been sending her Korans.

http://www.allahsquran.com/free/
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I don't know about America but here in Australia of we do an online application for a loan from some money shark like GE Money or Nimble it pings on our credit report. It's a bitch to get rid of these pings and makes your credit profile look bad for the future.
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>>554488568
Genius
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>>554486437
you can't download ram, that's a hardware thing friend
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>>554488615
bumping for great idea
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Adam Richman lost a lot of weight?

Good for him.
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>>554488568

>Sending korans to a pig

subtle.
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>>554488423
this

>>554488548
shut up creepy faggot, you weren't going to do shit anyway.
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>>554488615
We'd need her credit card information first?
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signed her up for heavy-r
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>>554487997
>Hair, eyes: Bald
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>>554488568
>>
this thread has made my sides non-existent.
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>>554486437
http://www.downloadmoreram.com/
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>>554487870
Are you cunts sure she's there? I'm going to grab my blade and go right now, I don't mind getting thrown in jail, for like what, a week?
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>>554488307
is imposible to be smarter than the target, because they will block everything with 'muh bones' 'muh freedoms' argument. the only possible way to win is to decimate and humilliate them. and it's better than violence itself.
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>>554488680
0/10
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>>554488568
fucking lost so hard
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>>554488352
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>>554488689
can we all take a moment to appreciate how behind this guy is
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>>554488840
anon, get off the fucking computer and kiss a girl you psychopathic fuck
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>>554488840
Whatever it takes for you to stop posting.
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>>554488948
New Thread
>>554488948
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>>554483898
I lost it at that face in the corner.
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>>554488568
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>>554488963
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>>554488840
holy shit can't tell if trolling or 100% certifiably insane
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>>554488840
Fuck off Dahmer. literally ZERO people ITT are saying to do it you creepy fuck
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>>554487964
GENIUS
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>>554488840
>being the creepiest /b/tard alive
You're like a new level of socially defunct
>>
http://thisisthinprivilege.tumblr.com/
>this shit
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>>554488984

>responding to bait


Or are you a troll trolling trolls?
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>>554488732
Nope
Just basic stuff
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>>554487997
har har har

was that the best you could do? maybe you have some friends with an actual sense of what is funny?
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>>554488963
I just came back from vacation to New Zealand, it's like the darkages over there.
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I've always said this. It's not the being fat that's so nasty, it's the total lack of dignity and self-control
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>>554489228
thats for you to decide
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>>554488840
Go ahead
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>>554488840
Do it anon, for the team

post proof
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>>554489272
Sounds like fun, then.
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>>554489201
wow
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>>554489201
Inhabited by the absolute dregs of society. My least favorite demographic
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>>554488273
>public phonebooth
"Hello 911, I've had enough of being persecuted for my weight, so I've taken an overdose and I'm heading home to get my gun. Don't try and stop me they made me do it they deserve this oh God I'm so scared arrggllblaarggll"

>give fatties address.
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>>554489494
This shit is posted on pol every day. I'm surprised you're surprised.
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>>554487035
I live like 15 min away from there
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>>554489494
>#healthism
>#omgtheirdiscriminatingagainstfatties
faggots
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>>554488840
Go for it, you're the only one who could confirm if it's her address. Godspeed.
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>>554488840
doooo iiiitttttt
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>>554488840
When you cut her, remember to tell her that it was nothing personnel and that she's a kid
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Anyone got here credit card? And how do I send the pizzas without the credit card?
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