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OPERATION GENTLE GIANT Here's what happened >Adam Richman

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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OPERATION GENTLE GIANT

Here's what happened

>Adam Richman (Man Vs Food star) lost a fuck load of weight
>Puts a picture of himself on Instagram showing off his weightloss
>Used the hashtag 'thinspiration'
>Hamplanets got mad as fuck
>Hamplanets are jelly as fuck
>Hamplanets rant at him about it
>He calls them cunts
>They complain about it and get his new TV show taken off air

Action needs to be taken against these hamplents.
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Will post info of the hamplanets shortly.
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facebook.
com/AdiposeActivist

This is the page of the hamplanet that cried about the use of the 'thinspiration' hashtag.

Her name is Amber Sarah and she is a 'fat activist.'

She has been trying to make money from this too, will post more info shortly.
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>"Health at every size"
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>>554454778
A "fativist" you say?
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>>554454117
Oh snap. I don't get what's happening, but that insult is too good not to back up
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Adam Richman killin it!

No way thats raelly him??
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"Richman’s initial target, Amber Sarah, says she wants the food star to participate in walks with eating disorder groups and donate money"

The landwhale has a donation page somewhere, that I'm trying to find. The cunt is trying to milk this. I'll find her personal twitter and facebook, I believe /fit/ found them yesterday.
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why would you get mad over a fucking hashtag, are HAMlets retarded?
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>>554455309
Yeah it really was.

Have you seen him recently? He looks fucking awesome. I'm an overweight guy myself. Just like there's a difference between "fag" and "homosexual gentleman" and "nigger" and "African American gentleman" ai like to think there's a difference between "rotund gentleman" and "fucking butthurt land whale"

I funnly support Rickman in everything he has done and said.
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Don't die
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Here is the fat cunts donation page: www.gofundme
.com/9zo4gg

She is leaching off of this, and has raised 1k this week alone.
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I'm all out of info now.

It's down to the rest of /b/ to either let this die, or dig deeper and dox the cunt and help out our based Richman overlord.
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Here is her xojane page

http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/adam-richman-thinspiration

The comments section was shut down yesterday because of the overwhelming volume of incredible /b/ posts.

Don't let this fat cunt get away with it
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http://adiposeactivist.wordpress.com

Here is the land whale's blog. Someone needs to dox her bad
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plus.google
.com/111818915017350984858/posts

GOOGLE+ PROFILE FOUND.

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Amber Sarah
Attends Massasoit Community College
Lived in Marshfield, MA

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HER YOUTUBE PROFILE

youtube
.com/user/randomlancila

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I'm still digging
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>>554457639

Ohhh shit son. Get her good GET HER!!
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>inb4 op is actualyadam richman
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>>554454073
you have my support
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>>554457969
lel
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facebook
.com/randomlancila

HER FACEBOOK

facebook
.com/iambenshaw

Her boyfriend's facebook. WTF
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>>554454117
God damn, I like the man vs food guy, but shit he can dish a serious burn like he can eat a dish of serious food
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Can't do anything myself, stuck at work with my iPad but I'll bump in case this goes anywhere.
This fatty needs to be dealt with.
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>>554458367
maybe he likes fatties
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lurking in epic bread
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I am always down for some fatshaming.
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Bumping the fuck out of this
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I knew I liked Adam
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>>554454073
Today is the day I start to worship Adam Richmand
Adam is Love
Adam is Life
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Here's all the info gathered so far. Bundled it together in this post so it's easier.

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Amber Sarah
Attends Massasoit Community College
Lived in Marshfield, MA

>Google+
plus.google
.com/111818915017350984858/posts

>YouTube
youtube
.com/user/randomlancila

>Facebook
facebook
.com/randomlancila

>Boyfriend's facebook
facebook
.com/iambenshaw

>Her activist facebook page
facebook.
com/AdiposeActivist

"Richman’s initial target, Amber Sarah, says she wants the food star to participate in walks with eating disorder groups and donate money"

She set up a gofundme page. She states on her gofundme that she is out of a job, when she was really linking this from her blogs and such, milking the shit out of this.

www.gofundme
.com/9zo4gg
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bamp
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>>554460559
She's got an etsy that has her birthdate (minus the year) https://www.etsy.com/people/randomlancila
July 23rd.

That intro sentence is infuriating:
"Rad pansexual feminist atheist fat babe from south of Boston."
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>>554461243
Oh lord, she's got some model site too
http://www.modelmayhem.com/ambersarah

dat profile picture...
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>>554457639
EVERYONE FIND HER ADDRESS AND SEND PIZZA TO HER HOUSE
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Knew I loved that guy.
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Good. god…..
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>>554461528
Foursquare /randomlancila reports two mayorships at private residences, but only one of the residences in Marshfield.

foursquare.com /v/chateau-bambler/4c32b6813ffc9521686290f5

Getting closer...
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>>554461849
lets harpoon the whale
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>>554461730
I can only assume she actually loves directly above a pizza place...
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>>554461849
oh boy, huntin us a landwhale
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>>554462063

Gentlemen, man your battle stations.
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>>554454778
>>554454971
The cries of irony once she hits the dust from a heart attack.
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>>554462198
Christ it's easy to hate this woman...
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>>554461849
It speaks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbW9F2la2Ks

Nothing really interesting in there. She owns a PT Cruiser, and had a livejournal.
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>>554461528
She is a fucking planet!
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/R/aid worthy. loved man vs. food and his insult was fucking epic.
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>>554461528

Look at the pockmarks in her fat from where she rubbed on the beach rocks. Each of her thighs is the size of a fucking Ent from LOTR.
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contribooted
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>>554462198
all i see is a land fucking whale in its natural habitat. The fridge, and this is coming form a fat guy.
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>>554462636
don't do that faggot, you may compromise the pizza deal we were going to get her.
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On my phone so can't join the hunt for some whale but I wish you all best of luck, fags
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>>554462731
in /b/ nowadays noone has the balls to do the order
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>>554462461
>Fat
>Annoying
>Bitchy
3 strikes, you're out
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>>554462824

Get an address and ill gladly order
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>>554459162
Maybe he can't escape her gravity
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>>554460559
...wait....boyfriend?
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>>554462461

I cannot imagine the stress on the car's suspension.

Also, the car must me tilting on the left side with that whale inside lol

On a sidenote, how the fuck does that guy fuck that ugly ass piece of moving lard??
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I'd still fucking hit it
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>>554463082
*man servant
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>>554462935
>Essex university
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>>554463082
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What a cunt
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>>554462636

Learn 2 english retard
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>>554461528
>Oh lord, she's got some model site too
>http://www.modelmayhem.com/ambersarah


>Genres:
>Erotic
>Fetish
>Lingerie


Who the fuck would want to see that?
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>>554463243
c/o Amber Sarah
Massasoit Community College

Bill it to registration or something.
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>>554463330
I would. she has beautiful eyes
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>>554463330
You forgot the most important points

>Height: 5' 7"
>Weight: 400 lbs
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Call me Ishmael.
Landwhale needs to get harpooned.
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>>554463481
GOD DAMN THE BITCH IS THREE BIGGIE SMALLS AND 2 BIG PUNS ROLLED INTO ONE
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>>554463395
shut in or ethnic animal detected
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>>554463481
Shoot nudes: Yes
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>>554461049
OP what the fuck do you want us to? Just raid her shit and cuss her out? c'mon OP think of something creative, or anyone here
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Her bf Ben Shaw must be a closeted homosexual/ trapped by gravitational field. There is no other explanation
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>>554463481

if we're gonna destroy this whale, we best screencap this shit.
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>>554463395
Such beautiful eyes, here's another one
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>>554463608

We're trying to track down her address. Then pizzas will be ordered.
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>>554463608
bro...The Pizzas to the house have never been more suited for any other attack..
What we should do is get dominos to leave her a note in the box with the #hashtag that pissed her off
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>>554463152

You will be needinng this
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>>554463608
As this guy says. Remember, attention with no real direction only helps her. If you don't have a plan all youre doing is making her famous. Should have everyone flood her posts and etc with allegations that shes a child molester
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>>554463769
fucking this.

>spell #thinspiration with veggies on muh pizza
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>>554463608
Her birthday is coming up on July 23rd. Why don't we organize a party for her? You know, like 40 pizzas, a clown (a fat one, can't have no fatshaming clowns), possibly a bouncy house or something...All cash on delivery, of course.
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>>554463769
Holy shit yes
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>>554463330
Niggers
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>>554463872
Fuck yis. So much this.
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>>554463872
Fatogram. #richman in whipped cream on tits
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>>554463872
Also tell the clowns etc it's a surprise just incase they check with the address.
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>>554463872
I'm liking this idea
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taxi's need to be ordered for her too. but!!! they driver needs to be someone who poorly speaks english.
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>>554463769
>>554463758
>>554463872
my bad bros didn't see that pizza thing, also have you guys read http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/62427798816/i-got-asked-this-tonight-and-it-made-me#notes
holy fucking shit this bitch needs to go down
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did i really just fucking write "taxi's"... wow i need t sleep <.<
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>>554464210
>I have a lot of trouble synthesizing that, for a variety of reasons.


1) bodies are intensely personal. I don’t think it’s ever appropriate to ask someone about weight loss or weight gain, especially an acquaintance.

Stopped reading there
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>>554463872
Dude. Yes.
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>>554463395
fixed with over 1000 hours of paint
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make a new hashtag you nerds
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summerfags don't have the balls to pizza this land beast
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So what did the fat cunt even say before the Adam Richman's responses?
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>>554458367
>boyfriend
>not one profile picture with the whale
Even *he's* embarrassed.
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Do we have an email yet? I'm predicting multiple gym memerships, diet pill tests and SlimFast samples
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>>554463769
YES
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you have my support /b/.godspeed and give'em hell
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>>554464210
>2) the follow up of “you look good” upsets me. Do >I look less good if I weigh more? Does how good >I look directly correlate with whether I’ve lost >weight?

How can such delusion exist in 2014?
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>>554454778
>i stand
for ten minutes and then i have to sit and fan myself
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>>554454073
If I get trips, the next fat fuck I meet who claims obese is healthy is gonna get fucking stabbed
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>>554460559
Also...Walks with fat people...Fucking Lost it
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>>554464542
Gotta find her address first. I'm trying, but not really getting anywhere...I have very little experience with this, couldn't even find the person I wanted to a few months back.


In other news, check out her photo from instagram (sorry about tiny pic)
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It usually takes a crane to get her out.
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>>554463769
Golden!
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>>554464695
kek
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she's honestly not that bad
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Put her name, address and phone number on some gym shit. They will contact her and ask if she would like to get a gym membership and all. Bonus points because she's fat.
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Man vs Food?

Love that show. Food porn is good stuff.
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>>554463872
The big gift could be an interracial gang bang. I'm sure she'd love that.
A couple Craigslist ads and she's got a long line of sex-crazed niggers showing up at her place all night long.
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>>554464695

top
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>>554461761
>filename
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>>554463769
Glorious!
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>>554463769
#thinspiration
#heartattacks
#obesity
#landwhale
#ugly
>#rekt
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>>554458367
bumping.. go on.
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To /b/

I love you

From /fit/ no homo
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>>554463220
>>554463220

i gotta be honest

it's kinda hot thinking about being locked in chastity and having to serve a hambeast like this with this mentality
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>>554464803
I agree, She has beautiful eyes.
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Rain Hellfire on this bitch
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>>554461761
I would actually fuck her in this photo
Fat chicks always try hard to please, idk about her though since she is accepting of her weight
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>>554464704
reroll
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>>554464803
>she's honestly not that bad
>Love is everywhere
well shes ALOT of everywhere
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>>554464958
imagine how she would look 200lbs lighter
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Faggots, do this: she obviously wants attention. Figure out the nearest city to hers (not her own) and claim to be from their local news outlet. Organize a quick interview with her. Be professional, tell her it can be arranged completely around her schedule, but most important, get that address. Make sure you say you will pay her too. $160 for a standard 3 minute news piece.
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>>554464958
>sympathizer detected
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What about booking a crane to arrive at her party?
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>>554458367
fucking hate fat cunts who are proud of being fat.
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>>554463769

she'll probably just eat them ffs. The landwhale will love it
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>>554457969
that would be epic
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>>554465160
yes yes yes
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>>554465026
Now she trieshard to jew others like a good wimmin, too bad she has to resort to SJW bullshit since she can't use her body to get ahead in life, what an improvement eh.
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>>554465183
then she dies of obesity-related diseases early.
Natural selection at work here.
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http://randomlancila.tumblr.com/post/90476491022

while it’s pretty cool that the whole country is talking about how Adam Richman’s new show got pulled because of the stuff he said to me and my friends, it’d be way cooler if any of it got me paid.
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>>554463872
you know when they have big orders if they cant call her to verify the order they dont make it
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Most fat chicks I know make up for their shit tier body by being really funny, or really chill, etc. This chick went in the opposite direction completely...
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>>554465390
>Google Voice
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http://www.tmz.com/2014/07/02/adam-richman-thinspiration-instagram-obese-eating-disorder-suicide/

TMZ Already interviewed her lol

>>554465390

Couldn't you give a disposable number like google voice, and have someone be on hand to verify it, etc? Person would say it's for a surprise party for her birthday.
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>Amerifats
Insta hide
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>>554465390
>>554465483
No sirs, look. If you're doing this smart you order from every pizza place in her city 2 or 3 pizzas. Then not only is she on the hook for all that pizza, her doorbell will be ringing constantly. much more annoying that way
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>>554465361
Ugh, Irish scum from South Boston.
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why not order her razor blades in stead of pizza?
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>>554460559
BTW, she no longer attends the college. Graduated 2013

http://massasoit.zenfolio.com/p857065154/h6AEFBE43#h6aefbe43
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>>554465602
This is correct. They'll still call to verify. Use Google Voice.
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>>554465520
Fucking bitch got his show pulled.
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People like fat-activists are actually the MOST insecure about their weight. They can't stand not being the norm so they have to bring everyone down to their level. I'll never stare or make comments to a fat person, but don't ever tell me I have to praise you, and when you start discouraging people who want to lose weight that's going too far. This bitch needs to go down.
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>>554465670
Or give her pizzas with razorblades inside.
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I'm not one for advocating the torment of someone until they're forced to kill themselves, but this fat fucking bitch needs to go. There's no other way for it, she needs to die. This shit has absolutely infuriated me. Disgusting fucking mammoth of a womyn.
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>>554454778
I SIT
FOR POSITIVE SELF-IMAGE AT ALL SIZES.
WORTH IS NOT DETERMINED BY WEIGHT.
Stop weight bigotry. Eat At Every McDonald's.
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>>554465713
Papa johns.
Place an online order.
No confirmation.
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>>554465445
Fat insecure chicks are all the same, pretty sure she tries to come off as chill and fun IRL too since she's probly surrounded by guilted mangina, they crave to be everybody's friend on the outside but if they think they can overpower you they'll try to mold others.
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>>554465390
order just a few from all kind of different pizza places, that way the doorbell keeps ringing the entire day. she'll be dead of exhaustion from getting out of her chair at the end of the day. even if some decide to call, the most will probably just deliver.
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http://www.officedepot.com/a/products/397492/Office-Depot-Brand-Single-Edge-Razor/?cm_mmc=PLA-_-Google-_-Mailing_Shipping_and_Envelopes-_-397492-IQ_PE%20&Channel=Google&mr:trackingCode=E3E9D250-9595-E311-90E9-BC305BF82162&mr:referralID=NA&mr:device=c&mr:adType=pla_multichannel&mr:ad=22726157036&mr:keyword=&mr:match=&mr:filter=57945754796
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I gotta head out to work. Keep fighting the good fight boys, I expect to see this thread with full info when I get home tonight!
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>>554466142
brilliant
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>>554463152
she reminds me of little britain
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mfw this thread
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If these people took half the effort they spent ostracizing everyone and forcing everyone to accept them, and spent it going to the gym, They would be models.
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thanks. sending pizza would be funny and all but why give a fat person what they want?
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>>554465812
You sir.... You get it.
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>>554464803
>love is everywhere
>so is her body
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>>554460559
graph facebook com/AdiposeActivist
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>>554466512
Would you pay for 20 pizzas you never ordered just because you like them?
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>>554464713
>http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/adam-richman-thinspiration

At least there will be plenty of breaks.
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>>554465858
yes

>>554465889
even more yes
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Dudes, she's probably on a first name basis with every pizza delivery driver in a 50 mile radius.
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>>554465103
has potential
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>>554465103
I reckon this has potential
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Super late to the thread but what's the point of trollling these fat girls.

Most of them look like they have a few months left before their final heart attack...
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>>554463769
I'm calling Divine Inspiration on this one!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWg1jzkk87E&list=UUh6EXOtPY9TZB9ToZZewMQg

OMFG .. puked twice. Help me.
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i would rather remind them of the epic smack down that was put on them in public while i eat my pizza laughing my ass off at her posts about all these random razors she is getting in the mail
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>>554463769
She would probably just enjoy herself and eat the pizzas
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we should send her hydroxycut and similar shit. not pizzas
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>>554466874
"bad things (will) happen to me" ? 0:56
Guess she got it.
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>>554466550
Doesnt work if thy cant pay for it.
Its not fucking free.
>>
Let's send her veggie pizzas.

She will fucking hate the vitamins and nutrients involved.

Fat cunt.
>>
I fucking hate these cunts both the men and the women. As a person eh struggled every fucking day with his weight in highschool as a person who finally said Iv got to make a change as a person who worked hard every fucking day to loose that weight and as a person who works hard to maintain his body today I fucking hate to the depths of my soul these degenerates. These people are quitters who instead of bettering themselves decided to embrace their degeneracy.
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>>554454117
"Grab a razor blade and draw a bath"
>>
Step 1:Get Address
Step 2: Mail packages of single razor blades with a note, "Draw a bath before use."
Step 3: Harvest Whale Oil.
Step 4: Profit.
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>>554467008
That's also not a bad idea
>>
Wish she would come to Europe, I'm a pretty charming guy and I'd love to organize something with local anons and show her how beautiful it is here, just like her chick flicks. nomsaying
>>
relevant
http://www.shitsenders.com/
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i fucking hate shit like that, how can someone being happy they've lost weight be offensive to you, you're just a fat cunt whos mad that someone else has done something you couldn't
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>>554467097
mfw she likes veggies

>One of the worst parts of being poor is not being able to eat well. I’ve been doing a lot of frozen stuff like chicken nuggets and tater tots, or grilled cheese or ramen noodles. Contrary to the fallacy that omg fatties live on 10,000 calories of donuts and Big Macs every day, I actually really love fruits and veggies. Anyway, my mom recommended this produce market in my town YEARS ago, and I, in true rebellious daughter fashion (even at almost 28) never went. Until today! I got all this yummy stuff for SIX DOLLARS! I could weep! It’s gonna be so nice to get some fresh produce into me and incorporate it into my meals! Yum yum yum thanks mom
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>>554467151

Don't call being fat a "struggle". You were a lazy piece of shit. It wasn't some great battle.
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>>554467154
To be fair, Adam was referring to her shaving her legs.
>>
awaiting address
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>>554467008
yes but how do you want to let her pay that at the door? or are you gonna pay for it?

anyone got her adress yet?
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>>554467409
>>One of the worst parts of being poor is not being able to eat well. I’ve been doing a lot of frozen stuff like chicken nuggets and tater tots, or grilled cheese or ramen noodles. Contrary to the fallacy that omg fatties live on 10,000 calories of donuts and Big Macs every day, I actually really love fruits and veggies. Anyway, my mom recommended this produce market in my town YEARS ago, and I, in true rebellious daughter fashion (even at almost 28) never went. Until today! I got all this yummy stuff for SIX DOLLARS! I could weep! It’s gonna be so nice to get some fresh produce into me and incorporate it into my meals! Yum yum yum thanks mom


mfw this was just meal 1/6 on the day.
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>>554467416
losing it is a struggle. maintaining it is not.
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>>554467409
In this case the pizza must be fucking coated with grease and meat.
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>>554463872
Cherry on top's gonna have to be a single bottle of diet coke
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>>554467442
Im still lookin for it myself, bitch is Annonymouse
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>>554463686
APPLAUSE!
If this was YLYL you got me
>>
I live the next town over from this gravity challenged orca. ideas? kind of want to cover lawn in empty crisco cans
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>>554467553
Some roast beef some chicken and pizza
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>>554463872
>>
>>554454778
>Health at Every Size (r)
>(r)
>Registered Trademark

You have no idea how mad it makes me that someone would protect that. Or worse still, pretend to have protected it.
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>>554459162
sick
>>
>>554467416
Exactly right I was a lazy piece of shit. The struggle was getting rid of it. But let me tell you hate is the best weapon. If you're fat and you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it then in my opinion you should kill yourself
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>>554467409
good digging.

>One of the worst parts of being poor is not being able to eat well. I’ve been doing a lot of frozen stuff like chicken nuggets and tater tots, or grilled cheese or ramen noodles. Contrary to the fallacy that omg fatties live on 10,000 calories of donuts and Big Macs every day, I actually really love fruits and veggies. Anyway, my mom recommended this produce market in my town YEARS ago, and I, in true rebellious daughter fashion (even at almost 28) never went. Until today! I got all this yummy stuff for SIX DOLLARS! I could weep! It’s gonna be so nice to get some fresh produce into me and incorporate it into my meals! Yum yum yum thanks mom

I reckon she bought all that just do eat the packaging, then use the veggies to make a table to eat het fucking greasy lard shit off of
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>>554467673

>filename
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>>554466840
reducing the number of months
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>>554464902
I wish I could be friends with those guys.

Imagine how hysterical daily life would be.
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>>554467409
Jesus fucking christ, this book is on top of all those.

http://www.amazon.com/Sometimes-Act-Crazy-Borderline-Personality/dp/0471792144
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>>554467776
Even just making this would be terrifying.
Oh also enjoy watchlisted
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>>554467754
1. Get extra strength weed killer, the kind that'll fuck up grass too.
2. Mark out #Thinspiration on her lawn.
3. ??????
4. Profit.
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>>554461761

I don't even know what's what in the pic.
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Just clarifying shit from further up in the thread so it's more clear.

Currently searching for her address, this won't take too long since we have her instagram and facebook etc.

Once we get that, the ideas are
>call pizzas (obviously)
>have notes put in said pizzas with the hashtags that made her rage

>organize a birthday party for her on her 23rd birthday
>clowns and shit
>COD

We need more than this but good job.
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>>554468096
This is a Win idea.
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>>554467754
Youre the only one that can truly avenge Adam. You are the one from the prophecy. You can do it anon. I will remember you.
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>>554463846
>>554463769
Yes
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>>554468096
THIS
>>
Fuck we need an address or phone number trying everything I can
>>
So does /b/ actually make people like this pay for their disgusting faggotry, or do we just talk a bunch of shit? I'm a newfag, so this is my first revenge thread.
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>>554467347
It's a shame that these bitches got him booted from food network but hey. You figure the only people that sit there and watch tv shows about food are those very fat chicks. He had some zingers in those comments but when you're on tv you have to pussyfoot like a complete motherfucker or they kick you off. I don't wanna be in that business, amusing the people I can't stand.
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>>554468279
we'll find out
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>>554467867
this. the disgusted stares and being completely ignored by even the most mildly attractive women was the biggest motivation for me. and now that i've lost it I'll never let myself get fat again because i know how much it sucks.
>>
>>554467409
God I fucking love when they say they're vegan. Like how many acres a day do you eat. Anything they get offended by they add -ism to the end and make it a term with no scientific meaning other than "that offends me"
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>>554468187
dont forget the razor blades
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>>554468414
My man! Good job bro
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>>554456979
Holy shit how has she not been thrown in a nuthouse yet she's so fuckin delusional
>trigger warning
Fuckin fat slob
>>
Captain Ahab
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>>554465520

dat comment
>Fat activist - you actively got yourself fat that's for sure
>>
Could she be using an online nickname? There is no amber sarah listed here
http://www.massasoit.mass.edu/stud_serv/grad_info/grads.cfm
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>>554468602

He doesn't look like he can lift her fat flaps up to gain access
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>>554468490
they are basically killing animals by eating all of their food
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>>554468602
/thread
>>
>>554468602
>mfw the only people who like fatties are creepy fetishists
>>
>>554468668
Kosarick Amber Marshfield MA
http://www.massasoit.mass.edu/stud_serv/grad_info/grads.cfm#m
could this be her?
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>>554468187

>implying she won't just accept and ravenously eat all the pizzas in a row as they arrive

But yes this is otherwise a very good idea
>>
http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/01/showbiz/tv/adam-richman-travel-channel-weight-loss/

>Writer Amber Sarah recounted Richman's exchanges for the website XOJane, saying that some of his incendiary words were lobbed at a friend.

>Writer Amber Sarah

>Writer

well i guess CNN has to call her something
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>>554468793
Kosarick Amber
That is her, just confirmed
captcha: university perabsp
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>>554468602
he is the Doctor, he's just doing this to save us
>>
http://www.whitepages.com/name/Amber-Kosarick/Pembroke-MA/3au3dbk

Brothers, I believe I have struck gold.
>>
guys

http://jezebel.com/network-pulls-adam-richmans-new-show-after-his-vile-ins-1598329532?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
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>>554468793
also little digging
http://www.mylife.com/amberkosarick
>>
>>554468865
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/amber-kosarick/14/82/21b

Is this her too or am I just a dumb faggot?
>>
>>554468865

yep, that checks out. Just got this image off a .edu webpage.
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>>554468931
Someone should call the associated number under a good guise to see if legit
Will dig further to 100% verify
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>>554468931
it begins....
>>
I almost want to make a thinspiration Twitter and follow her twitter bullshit, just to piss her off.

You know, really wax poetic on the virtue of self-hate in weight loss. It does work wonders.
>>
>>554468931
>>554468931
Someone vocaroo a call saying you're CNN wanting to do a story to confirm.
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>>554468994
>father
http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=11312735
>>
http://radaris.com/~Amber-Kosarick/929913268

FOUND
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>>554468602
He's dating her so you don't have to.
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>>554468931
DO IT FAGGOTS.
>>
Why doesn't someone make a Facebook that looks like a news station and everyone in this thread "likes" it to make it look less fake, an then message her and ask for her address?
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>>554469108
I would but don't live in America
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>>554468865
Figured that cunt was using a Fake name "AMBER SARAH" two fuckign first names fucking stupid cunt
>>
MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS
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>>554468602
He feels no compassion for that cow.. I can see it in his eyes. She's simply a fetishized object.
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>>554469169
skype? google voice?
>>
#Thinspiration,
Hamjelly loses her shit,
Adam Richman wins.
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>>554462636
Isn't overeating an eating disorder too?
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>>554468602
Harpoon it
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>>554469113
>inb4 Pizzas sent to her father's grave?
>>
>>554468935
>http://jezebel.com/network-pulls-adam-richmans-new-show-after-his-vile-ins-1598329532

from comment section:
I don't blame him for the initial use of the hashtag...I'm sure the average privileged white male is not aware of the connotation behind the word "thinspiration."
>privileged white male

So somehow it's about race and gender.
Could these people be bigger bigots if they tried?
>>
>>554469143
Critic, man

you could've gotten so much better ;_;
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>>554469217
Most defiantly
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>>554454778
"Health at every size"
bitch if you way 400 fucking pounds and cant use the goddamn stairs then i don't think you're very healthy
>>
>>554469113
http://www.411.com/name/Amber-Kosarick/Marshfield-MA/3au3dbk
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>>554464803
Yeah I bet she tastes great. Like Pig.
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>>554469247
yes.
Never, ever, assume it can't get worse.
Though we're close to rock bottem already
>>
Have at it, boys.
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>>554468931
My god she is so fat she needs two addresses
>>
razor blade for the win. cheap and easy to mail.
>>
>>554469454
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>554469454
This anon is gr8
>>
does this look about right?
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>>554469576
#thinspiration not #thibspiration
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>>554469576
You got a typo there.
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>>554464750
Nothing about that picture is tiny.
Hideous cunt, I wouldn't even shit on her.
>>
>>554469576

>thiBspiratoin

you dumb nigger
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>>554469576
you got a typo there m8
>>
>>554469094
let's make it and get it trending! then we'll see how much jimmies we can rustle our selves up
>>
>>554469576
Thin* m8
>>
>>554467442
>>554468931
>>554469246
>>554469454
>>554469576
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>>554463152
I cant lie, I'd hit that too. With a goddamn shovel. Repeatedly.
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>>554469636
thanks /b/ro, after I fix that I'll get her some delicious veggie lovers
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>>554469454
cheers anon
>>
>>554468823
they were gonna go with humpback whale but that would hurt that species eputation
>>
>>554469787
that bitch is so fat she'll eat the fucking shovel
>>
>>554469817
Make it nothing but pineapple. Lots of it.
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oh god I'm going to throw up

instagram com/p/pUdXbMprQb/
>>
Whats that website where you can send horse shit to people? that with the message "you are what you eat so eat up" will do some severe psychological damage
>>
What else would she appreciate delivered?
Also, 2 addresses makes things trickier.
>>
eurofag here.
How can I send pizza her way?
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>>554469909

You idiot, pineapple is sweet, she'll love it
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>>554469937

Pretty much sums up this whale...
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>>554470056
snap
>>
>>554469975

>http://www.shitsenders.com/

God Speed brother
>>
>>554469576
Looks like you need to clear that notification bar.

Shit son, all those icons.
>>
>>554469937
>flawless

Well her massive rotund gut and whatever the fuck that huge red mark on her left leg among other things beg to differ
>>
>>554470164
hopefully cancer
>>
someone in the US send her a strippergram with some fit girls.
>>
>>554464825
1,000,000 times this. My God, 9 out of 11 for creativity.
>>
>>554470265
YES THIS CASH ON DELIV.
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She shoots nudes.
>>
/b/ros! I require assistance! I need her email in order to order her dominoes. also, I ordered 3 large no sauce no cheese, triple pineapple, do you approve?
>>
>>554470265
Tell the girls she loves to berated for her weight and it really turns her on.
>>
Would it be appropriate to send her a tub of mass gain protein powder?
I dont mind paying for it.
>>
>>554464825

lol love it. can we get that going right away? I mean, aren't Crglist ads free?
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>>554464825
This
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>>554463769
>#thinspiration

Make it so /b/ro's
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>>554470339
there is no way thats only 400 lbs
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>>554468602
>>
>>554470339
Run.
Run for the fucking hills, she won't be able to get up there!
>>
>be fat entire life
>entire family of fat hill people with shitty diets
>depressed all the time
>nearly 300lbs
>become withdrawn from friends
>massive drunken pity party in my room every night
>one day something snaps
>anger
>cant do this anymore
>decide im going to drop this weight even if it kills me
>buy 200 dollar exercise bike
>build up endurance until i hit 1 hr per day
>ride bike daily while playing vidya
>avoid shitty food
>do this for over a year
>emerge a comfy 180lbs
>confidence through the roof
>friends stunned at how much ive changed
>lots of attention from women
>life is good

fuck these landwhales. theyre fucking lazy. i was fucking lazy. if they were actually happy with themselves they wouldnt spend all their time complaining on the internet.
>>
>>554470162
it's my cake day so ppl I talk to once a year are msging me...
>>
>>554470350
>I need her email in order to order her dominoes

Why? So she can phone them up and tell them it was a hoax?

Just use 10minutemail com
>>
Where is the /b/ro that lives near her? We need pics of all this foodage arriving
>>
>>554470350
Don't order stupid shit like that, they will want to confirm such orders.

Just order something normal
>>
bro's go to shitsenders.com and have massive quantities of cow shit sent to her front door
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>>554470339
Post nudes?

>>554469937
I would put my dick in every fat roll and fuck it, one roll a day for a few years, it would be like fucking a new pussy every day
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>>554470350

just make a fake email real fast. i use aol. but yeah, those pizzas sound good and fat-appropriate. Or should I say 'fat positive'?

>>554470373

good idea

>>554470380

excellent idea
>>
>>554454073
Well i guess Richman just out-edgied Bourdain, and lost his show for it. If he had been pulling in Duck Dynasty numbers for Travel Channel, he would have just got a paid vacation.
>>
>>554470457
I wish i could do pushups while playing Vidya
>>
>>554470350
simple orders from as many services that will deliver
>>
>>554461730
She'll eat them all probably
>>
>>554470467
Mmmm, well happy birthday and that, but that still doesn't excuse the lingering notifications. Get your shit together, or you'll compromise the whole operation.
>>
>>554458032
AND MY AXE
>>
should send her all the season of man vs food as well as razor blades with a note "love adam"
>>
>>554465103
bumping for this idea, this fat bitch is stealing from other stupid fat sympathizers and fucked with our nigga Adam, are we really going to let her do this? Fuck that fat hambeast.
>>
>>554470457
Not only are they lazy, they're massively projecting in a retardedly militant fashion. Their lack of attention and real-life social comfort - or whatever the fuck kind of words you people with english tongues say - cause them to knit together like old and mushy yogurt. They're an amalgam of insecurity, jealousy and mental instability. Atleast that's my uneducated hypothesis
>>
Can someone toss her twatter link to see if she blows it up after this?
>>
http://4archive.org/b/thread/554454073
Archived.
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>>554470551
So you're going to pay the $30 to send it for me? Thanks bro, whats the card number
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Anybody have her address? I'll order right now also link to her fb?
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heres her phone number
(781) 826-5601
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>>554470467
>>554470704

and don't say 'cake day'. that's leddit shit
>>
Maybe order tow truck/cranes to her house? The call out fees for that shit are crazy
>>
>>554470596
>not playing League of Legends and doing pushups while games load.
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>>554470871
She deleted it..But i do have this i found interesitng
https://twitter.com/search?q=%40randomlancila&src=typd

Her twitter WAS
@randomlancila
>>
thanks for your help /b/rothers, it is done(and I changed it to 2 larges double pineapple regular sauce and cheese)
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>>554470895
protip: get neighbors number. ask for her. see if neighbors confirm she lives next door.
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