New Joe the King scorpion thread!
We're space programming him!
Get in here!!!
Fuck it, are you an American? Go buy some bottle rockets, tape them together. Then glue wings on them to stabilize them. Find one of those old vending machines that give you a prize in a plastic ball thing. Put him in the ball, glue the ball to the top. Presto, we have a scorpion in space!
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Everyone must listen to King Joe's theme song as we prepare to send King Joe into space, thanks to Based OP.
JOE HAS SPOKEN.
HE WISHES US TO WAIT UNTIL OP CAN GET SOME HWLIUM BALLOONS
i need this to happen. you are my only shot to save this week, OP
>JOE, THE SPACE SCORPION KING OF VALHALLA
Maybe multiple stage fuel for the balloon? Like some how make it to where when one of the fuel sources gets close to burning out, it lights another fuel source?
my dicks is diamonds
A shit one.
OP look at this, pretty easy to do fast at home.
You can use something else instead of candles.
IM COMING TO FIND YOU OP!
IM COMMING TO HELP!
I don't care about what anything was DESIGNED to do, I care about what it CAN do.
This is the best thing I've seen on /b/ in years. God speed, King Joe. God speed
>saging this thread
>this must be bait...
I don't know, what's wrong with you.
GOD SPEED KING JOE. YOU WILL REMAIN IN THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE ON /B/ FOREVER. ENJOY YOUR BUXOM SCANDINAVIAN WHORES IN VALHALLA!
What do you suppose joe will do in space?
Have sex with some hot humalien (Half Human,Half Alien) bitches like this one
suggesting installation of an anti-suicide device. scorpions sting their brain at the slightest realization of destruction, aka thinning atmosphere, or heights.
GUYS,KEEP THE BREAD ALIVE!
Joe a day the AEROSPACE STAR GAZER_00107895,7 are ready.
pre flight systems check
we are go for launch i repeat go for launch
LAUNCH IT FAGGOT
>capatcha : space rflmun
ALL SYSTEMS GO
oh shit, its the empire!
there is no stopping it now!
We need a report was launch go or no go
we don't need this right now, ground control
Record a video and make it into a gif.
Goodbye, my sweet joe. Rule the stars as tou were born to. We will forever be watching the night sky, remembering this day.
GOD SPEED JOE MAY YOU RULE THE HEAVENS ABOVE
>i waited 2 threads to post this
God Speed Joe!
You will always be loved!
JOE CAN INTO SPACE
Replai to these ife u Crai evry tim
we have done it /b/ros Joe is on ascent to the heavens
Let the light carry King Joe to the sun, where he will reign in glorious incandescence
Gentlemen, I'd like to thank you all, and most importantly OP, for bringing about one of the most legendary threads on /b/ in years.
It's threads like these that keep me coming here.
You have my respects joe
Watch joe get fucking captured by aliens thinking he's from another planet like then and use their advanced technology to turn him into a super intelligent 6ft morphoscorpion that will come back with the other scorpion life forms and fuck us all by launching us into space. Highly unlikely though, Our hero will likely accomplish a fantastic orbit very high in the atmosphere then return in a rather dramatic crash landing somewhere in the ocean or luckily on land. Or a plan fucking hits him. Shit im so high while browsing this thread that I'm thinking up all the shit our joe could go through. God speed Joe Lightscorpion
HOUSTON! WE ARE HAVING DIFFICULTIES
We will see you again, Major Joe. The king of the scorpions!
The legacy of the /b/ space program lives on
JOE! MY GOD JOE! NOOOOOOO!
I-I'm scared mommy, will Joe make it to space?
a plan most certainly did hit him
JOE! NO NO THIS CAN"T BE
This isnt happening. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
M... Men.. We've recovered what is left of Joe's spacecraft.
GET HIM OUT OF THERE
the challenger blowing up is just a reminder King Joe lives forever
GUYS,JOE MAY BE DEAD BUT I AM THINKING WHEN MY DOG GIVES BIRTH,I WILL KEEP ONE OF THEM AND SEND THEM TO THE MOON! PROJECT DOGECOIN IS NOW IN SESSION!
I Will Never Forget you Joe the Scorpion king ;_;7
Shut the fuck up fuckboy, Joe was a god dammed hero
This day, we have suffered one of the greatest losses in BASED history...
THE SMOKE LOOKS LIKE A SCORPION.
IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN IN THE STARS FOR YEARS
I CALL FOR AN INVESTIGATION!!!!
What if joe reached Valhalla?
What if he made it after all?
It can't be over
Scorpion? Scorpion?! SCORPIOOONN!!!
Oh jesus....oh god...all the blood.
IDEMAND A VIKING BURIAL FOR JOE
WE NEED A REVIVE
JOE SURVIVED CHALLENGER ?
nevur ferget RIP in peese Knig skurpuns
I choose to believe he ascended to a plane of existence that we just can't understand
>mfw Joe escaped the crash and is now planning his own ship design and will go into space and will return in 5 years with a million bitches and advances technology and then give funds to the /b/ space program so that we can send sharks and tigers into space