Good morning, my headmates
This thread is triggering me
sometimes i look at my body and feel weird and gross about it: the hair, the rolls. the marks and the scars and what others will think about it, but then i just remember that it is a PRIVILEGE for people to even get to see my body or touch my body and that it is so valuable, but at the same time, just a body and not that big of deal? i feel pretty good about myself right now.
NOT FOR PORN/FETISH/BBW BLOGS.
i have lost the ability to can
Like... I just had like the most crazy idea.
Dude what it would be like if, like every person on b right now became like a part of some collective consciousness? And ended up in your head. Can you imagine all the rage faggotry and arguments? But I wonder, if we were all to be stuck in shared conscioussness like the hivemind and shit, would we grow to learn to cooperate and shit? I mean, hell, this could be the shit. Consider the collective consciousness of the alien from Galactic Pot Healer.
Don't you guys hate it when this happens?
I mean seriously, who the fuck do they think they are?
I was just stare raped.... well, not just but I was 2 months ago... How do I find the person and report them to the authorities? I can't find him because he was a stranger but please give me details
Hey fags I need to compile a copypasta list of feminist tags and buzzwords to use for my "deep cover" tumblr account. Any help is appreciated.
With the sudden recurrence of these "ACT LIKE X" threads happening lately, I am beginning to think that these might not actually be satirical. Needless to say, none of anything in this thread is funny, and you should all go back to tumblr.
fucking white privilege
>??follow me for more porn??
so sexy i have lost the ability to even
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TRIGGER WARNING: GINGERISM
OMG, how dare you, stop your gingerism! You cis non ginger people are the worst, hating other people because they have red hair! You ignorant bigot, ginger have a soul, too!
I cant understand how someone like you is so full of hate. I´m actually a trans-ginger and we have feelings too! I cant, no that is to much for me.
#ginger #have a soul #trans-ginger #autism #YesAllGingerHaveASoul #CarrotTop
did you just
>mfw this thread, loving it
ps. all form of sex = RAPE
A guy sat next to me where I was eating outside. He started telling me that he noticed me and that I was "pretty" and thought he should get to know me. I told that sexist pig that the only reason he liked me was because of his perceived notion that I was "pretty". He only wanted to get in my pants because he was attracted to me. Can you believe the nerve? If he wanted to meet someone, he should have just got to know them better first before wanting to fuck.
it's all right, kind of like /b/ with less disgusting porn. the angry intolerant teenagers are replaced with angry overactive social rights justice fighters.
Here's to the quiet corner of the vidya blogs.
No, this doesn't include the "Kingdom Hearts!! <33" or "Arrow to the Knee, I love Zelda! XD" blogs
*insert witty faggot comment thats related*
everyone look how special unique friendly and weird i am for using tumblr. its almost as good as 9gag!
A picture of an attractive person aND HRRRRGGGGGGG
Wooowww way to use ableist language, some of us can't check our privlege because we have been oppressed by your kind so we don't have privileges anymore
>mfw finding out that shit actually has a fanbase
The shit is borderline unplayable. It is actually the least fun zombie game I've ever played, not to mention it's a shameless L4D clone, and it's fucking british too.
Why do people have such shitty tastes?
I was raped last week. I was drinking a Frappie and feeling empowered at a local café here in Boston when I noticed this cute new barista handling some beans. He had like, soooo many tattoos and looked like a really bad boy criminal #sohawt lol. I caught him looking at me and we totally had a moment. It totally started tingling down in the ole’ Musky Mines—I needed a pickaxin’. So I made my way over to the counter and like really coyly asked if I could talk to him in the backroom about a new kind of bean—lol. He looked totally confused but was all like “sure” and he let me come through to the back. As soon as he’d closed the door, I bent over, hiked up my skirt and readied myself for impact, but then, to my, like, total surprise I didn’t feel anything enter. Instead, the dude started shouting “What the hell do you think you’re doing? This is extremely inappropriate, get the hell out of here before I call the cops!” Thinking he was joking, I grabbed his crotch, but he jolted and pushed me away, screaming, “Get out, NOW!” Humiliated and shocked that a person could do such a thing I walked back out, grabbed my stuff, and went home.
He made me feel so dirty—how dare he deny me sex? I was a horny woman who really wanted to have sex and this douche just refuses to fuck me? Wow. Just. Wow. Who does he think he is? How do you think that makes me feel? That’s right, violated. He’s not a real man.
You can’t possibly understand how hard it was. Here I was, wanting to have sex, and the guy I wanted to have sex with was denying me what I wanted. It was so bizarre, I’d never experienced anything like it. I couldn’t believe it, I had shown such courage by taking sexual initiative only to be turned down? DISEMPOWERING!! Denying me sex was his way of trying to regain patriarchal power over me, he was no doubt intimidated by a strong woman like myself, saying no was a desperate attempt to try to show that he was the boss. That’s as much a Patriarchal power move as rape—in fact, it is rape. Denying a woman sexual fulfillment is rape. He didn’t force me to have sex with him, but he forced me not to have sex with him when I really wanted to—this is obviously just as bad.
NO MEANS NO UNLESS YOU’RE A MAN; THEN YOU ARE DISEMPOWERING ME WHEN I WANT SEX.
I have obviously contacted the police and I will make sure that that fucking scumbag spends a good part of the rest of his life rotting behind bars for violating me like that, even if I have to tweak the story a little to account for our fucked-up legal system. No one will believe his side of the story LOL.
I had to go to therapy and everything cuz I’m really traumatized. I’m going to have to live with this for the rest of my life.
Fellow feminists, it’s time to start talking about this side of the rape coin too before more fall victims to “rejection rape.”
>Because they're idiots.
> Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)12:41:03 No.250497525?
>Take this post and shovel it.
> Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)12:41:55 No.250497627?
>they don't have to be
>if a guy sucks at video games everyone hates him, so he tries hard not to suck
> Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)12:42:41 No.250497725?
>Generally because of their poor hand eye coordination. It's also why they're bad at driving
> Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)12:43:14 No.250497802?
>>topic about girl gamers
>>posts an image of a dude
>OP you're drunk.
> Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)12:43:49 No.250497873?
>File: loser and his videogames.jpg (578 KB, 878x838)
> Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)12:43:57 No.250497891?
>clearly the fact that they are a woman is the least of the problems in this image
> Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)12:44:41 No.250497989?
>Less women are interested in playing in the first place, thus we notice women more when they do play and scrutinize their ability.
>There are shitloads of guys that are scrubs too, we just ignore them.
>Also, it's hard to have a good number of exceptional players when your starting sample size is so small. If 1% of players are good that are guys and there are 5 million guys playing a game and only 500k women...well, you get the idea.
> Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)12:44:48 No.250498005?
>they can't fuck videogames to be successful xDDDDD
> Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)12:45:10 No.250498049?
>You have so much wrong with your mental state, I'm surprised you're not a tranny.
> Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)12:46:10 No.250498185?
>They lack the drive to be good at video games.
>As in, they could, but they do not want to.
le epic mmem
Haha this thread is so funny!
While I rarely play it myself, it is fun when you're whole, or at least half of, party consists of bros with a big Skype call for easy communications. Playing alone or in pubs, it's not too great, but with friends it's pretty fun.
can't you at least try to appreciate the idea of the website? people are different from each other, you know. lots of people believe different things and are interested in different things, so naturally there's different websites made by and for them.
>File: 1402674342326.jpg (202 KB, 800x600)
>Anonymous (ID: AYdsMfQg) 06/27/14(Fri)19:44:02 No.553492628 ?
>File: fuckin plebe.png (68 KB, 250x182)
> >Killing Floor
> >mfw finding out that shit actually has a fanbase
> The shit is borderline unplayable. It is actually the least fun zombie game I've ever played, not to mention it's a shameless L4D clone, and it's fucking british too.
> Why do people have such shitty tastes?
>Anonymous (ID: RY2EMNyk) 06/27/14(Fri)19:44:21 No.553492657 ?
> That is to phallic for my taste cis scum
>Anonymous (ID: +os8kX3Y) 06/27/14(Fri)19:44:27 No.553492670 ?
>File: download (31).jpg (10 KB, 255x197)
>Anonymous (ID: hPwuE9/y) 06/27/14(Fri)19:44:39 No.553492693 ?
>File: 81393414.jpg (73 KB, 600x375)
.....FIND A REAL MAN
HEY, TUMBLRFAGS. THIS IS A RAID!
LOL WE ARE ANONIMIS WE R LEGIN
WE D0 NOT 4GIVE WE DO NOT 4GET!!!111!
LOL FAG MODS CANT STOP OUR RAID ON TUMBLRFAGNET WE ARE HACKERING THEM! WE ARE ANONIMIS EXPSHREKT US
>These people think they look good, but I think they're ugly
>So I don't need to date them
>I think I look good, but people think I'm ugly
>WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO LOWER MY STANDARDS & BE PUT DOWN LIKE MY ANCESTORS?!
it can be whatever you want it to be, it just depends on which blogs you follow. The main areas are: funny gifs and text posts, porn (lots of bdsm), fandoms (sherlock, dr who etc), soft grunge (pics of tattooed people smoking) and SJWs (some reasonable, some more like what you see ITT). there is siginficant overpap between these categories but it is usually very easy to find blogs that only focus on what you want to see.
A lot of anon hate (that's when trolls send you anonymous messages to which you can publicly respond) but you can turn off anonymous asks.
Reported, rapist troll
Funny how the same rules of beauty don't apply to pic related. He seems just fine and works with what he has like a respectable human being
DIDNT U READ MY POST? WE ARE HACKERING THE MODS. DO NOT FORET THIS DAY
Lmao I would just have my gf buy some for us right in front of them clearly announcing my intentions and seeing them rage from me beating their system.
But then again my gf makes way more money than I do anyway...
Still, seeing feminists rage like that would make my day.
#Pizza #wolves #sunglasses #hats #hats on animals #sunglasses on animals #everything that Tumblr loves
Didn't some Tumblr Anti-Cis Vegan Feminazi try to get people to rally & shut 4chan down? That's like average citizens trying to throw maximum security prisoners back in jail.
>phallic fingers shooting white material
My gf uses tumblr, should i be worried?
Do you know how much she's on it or what blogs she follows? My gf follows fan blogs for the typical shit like Doctor Who or The Avengers, but nothing out of the ordinary like Feminazis
lol no, you use 4chan. they're both weird and not weird in their own ways, just like people. if you appreciate her for what she is and she does the same to you there's nothing to be worried about.
This fucking idiot.Forever oppressed.
Wow so today I was kicked out of a liberary because I wasnt allowed to take 2 chairs. Some cis male kicked me out and called me a "weirdo". Who is he to tell me what weird is? If I like to dye my hair is LGBT colors than so what!?
#patriarchy #LGBTHDHDJFHHDHD #Furry #Abuse #Mental retardation #Fat shaming
>implying I know what happens on tumblr
Can't blow my cover yet, /b/ro. But my mission is to legitimize this cool new term:
Labelism: Prejudice or discrimination based on a person's physical or mental traits that may cause others to distinguish them, and view them as inferior based on previously learned terminology, or "labels" assigned to that person, which are emotionally processed as stigma. Such attitudes may stem from traditional stereotypes of gender or species roles, and may include the belief that a person percieved to be of one sex, species, or gender identity is intrinsically superior to a person of the other.
>tfw reddit and tumblr are now using >tfw and >mfw and feels
>tfw they are also using uczucie and Pepe
Maybe not Tumblr related, but I bet the chick was from Tumblr. Here's a personal story for you, /b/...
>I'm a white guy, mostly straight, smart & respectful guy
>Gf is black, straight, educated bookworm type
>One day we went out to eat, stopped by a park to walk around
>Wrap my arm around my gf & kiss her on the cheek after I teased her a bit about a comment she made
>A woman starts to speed walk up to us & shouts "RAPE! RAPE!"
>Both of us are startled, some of the parents by the nearby jungle gym are looking over
>Ask the lady why she's screaming rape in a public place like a park
>"Well why are you raping this poor woman of color, cis?"
>Explain that we've been dating for a long time & were spending the day together
>She acts like I'm making it all up, & yanks my gf away from me, hurting her arm in the process
>"You shouldn't be trying to touch her without her consent! That's RAPE!"
>Gf starts to say that she's fine with me doing what couples do, but gets cut off by "No, ma'am, let me handle him for you!"
>She keeps trying to enforce that I must be a rapist, I keep defending myself
>A police officer was called over
>It's a white female officer
>All three of us explain our sides of the situation to her
>"I saw this man raping this poor woman in the park!"
>Both my gf & I defend that we're dating & that she's perfectly fine with me kissing her
>Repeat this for a few minutes
>Eventually the officer asks the woman to leave the park
>Girl refuses, officer takes her away by force & apologizes to us
>We had to take a really long route home in fear that the woman might try to follow us
True story. We haven't had anything like that since, but we were kind of uneasy for a few days.
I am white, my gf is latina and we both hate feminism.
She would have bought two and very clearly given one to me just to watch them rage.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A 'CIS GUY'
Refer to twitch plays pokemon. Several million people beat the game in about two weeks. That's better than me by myself when I was 8 years old...
I'm pretty sure based off of the Republican mascot on the table that this is not, in fact, a social justice cupcake vendor but actually a Republican voter registration booth attempting to make a point about social justice.
Have a black booty
I live in a town where you'd think that kind of person wouldn't exist outside of tourists, so even I had a hard time believing the chances of it happening.
WHY THE FUCK SHOULD SOMEONE CHANGE IS GENDER TO BECOME A GOOD PERSON WHO CAN LOVE A GIRL/WOMAN?
sorry for the caps-lock, I AM RAGING!!!!!!!! AAAARR
Nice fake story
Please tell me you're joking. I don't want to live in a world where this is real.
I turn into a wolf every full moon
WHY THE FUCK do they hate a person who is not transresconstructed, or whatever the hell? What the fuck is wrong with a normal 'cis guy'? Are they unable to love a woman or something. Do they want tranny woman's plastic surgery penises in their bagina?
people were probably just staring at her fucking stupid ass hair and her gay ass hat. or maybe her giant glasses or her buckfuck teeth.
could possible even be the clothes she pulled out of a time warp from 1890
Mods... please kill this thread immediately it makes me want to a heroine.
OMG!!! New trailer!!!1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIzgoB8pXuc
He's still old & oogleh though. I wish they'd bring back David Tennant.
It's a satire, you would be agreeing with them.
that was beautiful, mang
How dare you make this demeaning gender/sex/species-specific request? Go back to the iron age and hunt mammoths or something. Leave society to the civilized people.
I need to establish the credibility of anyone challenging the patriarchy of cishet rapist shitlords.
I like the way you think. Pic unrelated.
why does she do this to herself
there are people like her that have tard wranglers with them
I have the apple but not the curvy person.
You think you're better? You used 'fuck', which is a cuss word for copulation. Some of us don't have a penis or a vagina you disgusting pig.
Check your privilege you shitlord.
STOP RAPING ME
Le meme part
Le cod I Best
Wow kawaii dezu naruto should ship with lelouch dat would be soooooo yaoi
Wow I'm sooo smart because I watch a tv show about time travel
Con please hurry
Tumblr attention whore
I wont my bf to go out n party
I'm sooo fukin bord
Ok well you are offending us white people.
>using OUR internet
>using OUR computers
>using OUR cellphones
>using OUR medicine
>using OUR race making the dumbass white people actually feel bad for ignorant niggers
>be me 25
>went to store today
>a girl WITH TIGHT WHITE Shorts passes by
>Oh shit this is to be honest the only moment i have gotten a bonner that fast
>Ok will buy stuff and try to find her to look at that again
>cockblock sister is with me today
>FUCK IT I don't care anymore
>We buy stuff
>sister says "Hey Anon I have to get something over there"
>Get my last thing and look at the line
>I see her!
>OMG no one behine her
>YEAH! I get behind her and get in line with my stuff
>Had a bonner for about 20 minutes
>I did nothing because my nephew was with me and sister
>What ever? I stare and the girl is doing crazy ass moves.
I dont know if you guys know what that is but shes like doing is squeezing her ass and stuff like stretching.
>ok i do nothing because her moms there..
>I feel so beta
>Ok im going home to fap
>get on /b/
>ok be get me going and ill do the rest
>see this PICTURE RIGHT HERE!!
>THIS ONE, THIS EXACT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you cunt! No one in hell was looking at you and if they were be happy you cunt.
I STOP Fapping because of this picture.
Jesus /b/ro, you poor fucking lad.
That squared faced bitch really has spoiled your day.
Have some premium tits in return.
Thanks Dude, I cant go back i wish i never came on here and used my imagination.
I had to turn of my monitor for a few and close my eye to think back to the moment she bended over.
It was epic. Also forgot to mention they had an Error when they checked out which lasted like 15 minutes
I'll have you know that some people aren't privileged with the ability to shit.
I hope someday you will understand what it's like to be full of shit.