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Hey murrica, Germany reporting in, how does it feel to get raped?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey murrica, Germany reporting in, how does it feel to get raped?
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ask your grandfather.
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>>553296120
>implying America was the savior of WWII

Who is Russia
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>>553296120
FUCKIN' GOT 'EM.
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>>553295985
Bitch please, u fucking suck.. Against fucking usa.. Hahahah we meet you in the final fucking faggest, robben will score one just for you fagget, greetings, a Dutch guy
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>0 - 1
>raped

lel
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>>553295985
June 6th 1942 best day of my life

Also my birthday
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>>553295985
Hey Hitler lover, allies reporting in USA still goes through. Well take u on once again after we get past Belgium first. It was one goal also so dont get cocky bitch
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>>553295985
I dont know, but your mom does. Ask her
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>>553296548
>implying Germany hasn't won at least one World Cup
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>>553296120
snap
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>>553296451
What happened on June 6th, 1942?
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>>553295985
lmao ask your grandfathers how it feels to get raped circa 1944-1945. murrica
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>>553296548
Get past Belgium.....this...... I laughed and lost
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>>553295985
Amerifag here.

I'm glad Germany won. We needed to lose at something to show what faggots we are. I'm serious about this.

Good job, deutschfags.
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>>553296451
D-day was in 1944.
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>>553295985

>Dat feelz when US rapes back for #1 in the last game of the world cup.

Fag.
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>>553296451
Wowwwww America...... please
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Hey Germany, remember those two times we kicked your ass when it mattered the most??

My niggas we made it!!


> group of death
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>>553296263
Americas cannon folder is who they are.
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>>553296451
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_of_6_June_1942

Nvm, I found the answer! Good day indeed!
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>>553295985
>0-1
>raped
Kennst du das Word?
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>>553296120
i'm sorry,you said something?
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Hey Germany,

literally name any other sport and we can substantially kick your ass in it.


love,
America
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>>553296263

>implying deaths represent combat effectiveness.
>implying us didnt neutralize the japanese army, which was more dangerous than the german army.
>implying nukes didnt stop the war.
>implying russia wasnt a bunch of jews that framed the axis for the holocaust in the name of communism.
>implying germany wasnt raped for generations with communism after the war.
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#rekt europa > 'merica
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>>553296921
The Russians ended ww2. Not our shitty country. Just get over it, man.
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>>553296356
>Faggest, fagget
you must be new here
summer has come
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Seriously, none of us care. Soccer is only amusing when we win because of how much y'all care.

-murican
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>>553295985
Win by one goal isnt rape, im mexican and i think usa played very well
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Hey german fags, lets play a game of baseball or football....oh yeah you suck at everything else, it's ok we'll barely let you win at a sport that only 2% of our country cares about.
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>>553296881
Learn somw history, kiddo.

>10 NVC killed for every one US soldier lost
>zero engagements lost to NVC forces

Only the SVC lost.
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>>553296907
rodeln. good luck lol
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>>553296838
>that image
Whelp
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>>553296120
#R3kT
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>>553296829
>implying USA will get past round of 16
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>>553297187
And we let you win at baseball and football.
Sports that barely 2% of our country care about.
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>>553297357

>implying any other team but Germany is even a equal to Americas.
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>>553297187
This, only people I know who give a shit about soccer are ones with families who very recently immigrated here.
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>>553295985

>Merifags thinking they won WW2 when they didn't even make up half the ground won back by Canadifags
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>>553297163
Flattering still won't get you a working permit, Juan!
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>mfw americans can't into history
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>>553297060
Your seriously retarded, america equipped the soviets so they can put up a defense on the eastern front. If it wasn't for that they would of been overrun. Go read about how U.S. cargo ships set up the largest supply route in the history of warfare to aide the soviets and the brits. Sure russian man power was used, better them than any american G.I.
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>>553295985

we made it through. Jackass.
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>>553295985
>german asking american how does it feel to get raped

is this nigger serious or what?
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>>553296921
>>implying us didnt neutralize the japanese army, which was more dangerous than the german army.
great joke mate
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I'm just happy that people in the US are finally enjoying football as much as everyone else in the world.
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>>553296907
F1 racing.
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>>553297187
You did care enough to reply.

So, keep sucking dick, Anon.
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>>553296675
The Action of 6 June 1942 was a single ship action fought during World War II. The German raider Stier encountered and sank the American liberty ship SS Stanvac Calcutta while cruising in the South Atlantic Ocean off Brazil.
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>>553297441
No we RAPE you at any other sport. You guys barely won and we almost tied it in the end. And I remember the last time we faced in the world cup 2002 you needed all the help from the referee to beat us 1-0. Play us basketball the score would be U.S. 140 to Germany 60. Master race my ass lol
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>>553297679
>driving
>sport
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>>553297669
>I'm just happy that people in the US are finally enjoying football as much as everyone else in the world.
Why do you guys let us have all 32 terms then?
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>>553296263
>implying implications

gtfo summerfag
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>>553295985
>>553295985
>>553295985
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>>553296921
>implying nuking innocent citizens and destroying 2 cities with radiation is ok
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Viel Erfolg! Ungarn
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>>553297242
crawliiiiiiiingg in muh skiiiiiin when i get home i'll be forever hobooo
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>>553297154
It's rigged so MERICA can't win, if we did it would start WW3. Haters gon hate
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Thanks for losing, dipshits. Everybody is going nuts over here with their shitty fucking horns. Someone even started some fireworks.

I hate those fucking monkey idiots and this fucking imbecile sport.
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It's nice to be important!
But it's more important to be nice!
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soccer is for fags
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>>553297792
I know, I posted the link...
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>>553295985
ja nee also 1:0 is nu wirklich keine vergewaltigung, eher ein knapper aber solider sieg. so viel sachlichkeit muss sein, echt jetzt.

ausserdem solariumgegerbte fussballschwuchtel.
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>>553297187

your best athletes are niggers for most sports
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>>553297993

>Implying in war "right/wrong" is in it like a tardfag

>Implying not nuking to kill for shock value would have resulted in less deaths then to INVADE a fucking country
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>>553295985
its just a soccer game. we rape u at everything else.
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>>553297993
>implying that compares to what the japs did to the chinese
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>>553295985
France will destroy them
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>>553297669
nah.. still dont give a shit about soccer.
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>>553298232
some hispanics too, and whites are some of the best in baseball and football. Losing to niggers make you mad douche land?
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>>553297154
This. And soon we will twist your pussies into knots and be even better at falling down and grabbing or faces and knees in a bitch ass attempt to get an advantage. Look, world! We are soccerballing!
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>Implying you people caring about football , not realizing that their government is passing law after law behind their backs while they cheer after a leather-ball arent total plebs
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>>553298287
Except quality of life.
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>>553297242
Learn somr history, kiddo.

>Southern insurgents known as Viet Cong, or VC.
>Northern military known as NVA, or PAVN, or VPA

Death totals don't count for much either, considering how much the US fibbed about daily firefights and how most Vietnamese casualties probably came from bombings and good ol' atrocities.
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>>553295985
feels like it felt for you in double u double u two bro.

BTW congrats on achieving 74 percent reliance non solar and wind power you magnificent futuristic kraut bastard.
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>all of this arguing when Colombia is gonna win anyway
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>>553297669
Americans care about soccer when the World CUp rolls around cuzit's the cool thing to do and then go back to rightfully thinking it's a shitty sport
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>>553296757
Kek
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>>553295985
Actually win a world war and we'll talk.
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>>553298232
So what your saying is our niggers are even better than you
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>>553298530
dont know how that non got in there, my north American education fucks up my typing. should read.

BTW congrats on achieving 74 percent reliance on solar and wind power you magnificent futuristic kraut bastard.
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>>553298645
You didn't either.
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>>553298402
im aussie

its just that you take credit for the niggers' work even though you agree that they are subhuman trash
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>>553298645

like USA in afghanistan ? I LOLD
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>>553295985
>>>/krautchan/
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>>553298695
2 time champs, biotch
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>>553298560
I fuckin hate colombians
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>>553298695
Sure as hell didn't lose two tho
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>>553295985
>implying 1-0 is raping
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>>553298645
i took half of the world to beat them
america got manhandled by some rice farmes with old AKs
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>>553296548
are you stupid? Do you even know how talented the Belgium team is? Maybe inexperienced but very talented young players full of energy and motivation
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>>553298530

that is something
i heard USA is not arresting people for wanting to live off the power grid

good job guys
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>>553297060
>Russians ended ww2
>ended in Pacific theater
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>>553295985
>implying we 'Murcians give two shits about our 4th or 5th most popular sport
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>>553295985
America 2
Germany 0
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>>553298709
We don't, its just all these eurofags that live in America that do that, and the south. They still have issues to clear out.
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>>553295985
Well OP, I didn't like how we lost, but at least we don't have to teach our children in history is how all we've done is fucked up the world and lost wars
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>>553298791
No. Other countries won these wars. The US played just a minor role in both world wars.
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>>553295985
America here
World Cup
Don't Care
Besides russia rapes better just ask your grandma
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>>553295985
how does it feel to lose 2 world wars that youre still paying for?
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>>553295985
You assume that futball (or whatever you Nazi buttfucks call it) isn.t played by the most effeminate, lowest, weakest tier of American society. We save our atheletes for real sports that allow for contact and competition.
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>>553298950
And won
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>>553297993
Man, Nagasaki only got bombed 'cuz the weather was bad in Kokura that day.

Think about that for a minute and wonder if life ain't a mother-fucker.
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>>553298795
You what?
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>>553296263
>implying russia fought japan
>implying russia fought italy
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>>553295985
current german team vs half the old german team. it german masturbation, really.
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>>553298923
maybe its just because australian niggers are literally subhuman trash. i assumed american ones were too from the sterotypes
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So,Nazi boys...we all know soccer is basically gay as fuck...so you score one goal and we still advance? Jesus...you kraut bastards are fucking pathetic. Can't win a world war, can't knock us out of a girly soccer competition...all you are good for is gassing jews...and you even screwed that shit up.
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>>553299012
Yes, these other countries won these wars. But not the US. The US was just on the winners side. Done was the work by others.
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>>553295985
>>553295985
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>>553295985
How does it feel to know you are a quarter Russian from the rape of Berlin?
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Literally every single post in this thread is annoying.
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>>553298950
>implying nuking the fuck out of a country and participating in the largest water to land invasion is minor
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>>553299153
>The US was just on the winners side
>but they didn't win.
That's how stupid you sound
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>>553295985
1-0 is not rape m8
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>>553299192
It must be the crazy Russian in them
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>>553298398
Its an honor speaking to the representant of the whole american pupulation.
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Good job germany from the united kingdom

>Heil hitler
>May the wrath of are lost farther crumble the legs of the American scum
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>>553296907
>name any other sport
Aw thats not the "winner" ideology I expected. Are you already accepting defeat forever? You guys invented handegg and call it "world championship"... thats what I call delusional shit.
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>>553298990
Germanfag here
I don't care
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>>553299190
Murrika fuck yeah
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ITT: /b/ thinking they know a single thing about ww2
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>>553299326
>Its an honor speaking to the representant of the whole american pupulation
Fuck off back to Nicaragua Pablo
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>>553299372
I don't get the picture I see football and then some pussy European
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>>553298791
>>553298950
And y'all played absolutely zero roles. Shut up and do something for yourselves rather than rambling on about how great something is that has absolutely nothing to do with you
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>>553299151
/thread
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>>553297481
And since only immigrants have kids Id buy football teams stocks if I live there.
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USA wins => master race reporting in

USA and a draw => usa_wins_1-1.jpg

USA loses => we dont care about stupid soccer / we won the world war / we are better in baseball

kek
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>>553297942
as much as chess or poker are sport
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>>553298997
at least we have money you dipshit if chines niggrs dont give you money you are done
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>>553299547
This
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lmao while two dying nations are bickering over some stupid game. 50 years from now it might as well be Turkey vs Mexico.

NEWSFLASH BETA FAGGOTS, SOCCER IS FOR PUSSIES
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>>553296356
It wasn't the finals you fucking faggot. Now everytime moves onto the next round to play. The finals aren't even close. Lol fucking Heaven faggot. Greetings Soccer newfag.
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>>553299372
What? Are you faggot even trying? Im from germany.
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>>553299547
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>>553299326
lived here my whole life. never met someone who watched or played soccer.
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>>553297980
that explains why texans are dicks

where is vietnam on this pic? nailing murica butt with his tiny dick
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>>553295985
I raged so hard on my gfs German parents at her pad. Fuck !
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>>553299782
>NEWSFLASH BETA FAGGOTS, SOCCER IS FOR PUSSIES
I bet soccer players never got their lunch money taken.
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USA still advance to round of 16 get fucking #rekt
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>>553298950
>we 'Muricans did the supplying and brave Russians did the dying
>still kicked your nazi teeth in, then rebuilt you after the spanking, just like daddy would do
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>>553299862
wups wrong link sry.
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>>553299782
this
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>>553298645
thats why you talk so much with russians?
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>>553298960
Germans need aloe for that burn
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Raped but we made it
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>>553299372
its called super bowl...? who calls it world championship?
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>>553298912
lel and they call it world series
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>>553295985
>USA
>winning even when we lose
Fuck we are so based
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>>553299995
maybe you shouldn't be betting, cocksmith
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>>553295985
I dunno, but being back to back world war champs feels pretty good.
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Still feeling good mate
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>>553300356
thats what you tell yourself about vietnam too right?
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>>553300315

Cause all the talent comes from around the world. To play in the MLB. Most of the players aren't American.
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Last I checked Germany literally needed rebuilt because we mericans with a little help from our English friends blew the fuck out of every major city in germany
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>>553300241

baseball calls it the World Series
only contains teams of North America

inb4 players from around the world
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>>553299045
Say hello to my little dick, mutherfucker
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>>553297942
are you serious? you couldnt probably even fit into an f1 car let alone make it down a straight
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>>553300524

little help from the English
bitch America was the help
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Ask Grandpa why he ran like a little bitch when he saw 1000 B-17s coming
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>>553300524
im american and this is stupid
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>>553300241
AFL–NFL World Championship Game
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We Americans single handed lay destroyed Germany's industrial capability
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HEY SAUSAGE LOVERS

EUROPE IS THE WORST COUNTRY EVER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOTS
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>>553300052
Ok faggot
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>>553299705
they arent sports either. they're games
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>>553301179

all sports are games
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>>553301040
says a fag who thinks austria is down under
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>>553297867
>disqualifying the exact same reasoning you just used
>being this mad
kek
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>>553299547
apply feces to affected ass
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USA fag in here,

germany fairly won. dunno all this rage in this thread.

we all love german cars in the US and what we have here ? McDonalds and fat ppl.

btw our president is a NIGGER !!!!

Sad but true.
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>>553295985
It was in the British press today that Hitler was a tax cheat, stashing cash in Switzerland.
I always thought there was something off about him.
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>>553299642
You studied the classics, rite?
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>>553301040
worst bait ever seen on /b/....
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>>553295985
Oh look, more banter about children's games.
Yep, we got soccer here too. Our kids love it.
As for real sports... we prefer something with a pulse like football, hockey and basketball.
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>>553297679
>racing is racing
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>>553301331

TRUE WORDS
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>>553301243
Cross country
Swimming
Track and field.
>not games
Besides, sports can be games but not all games can be sports.
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Good match Germany. Murrica here we are moving up as well. World Cup been around 84 years started in 1930. As the new kids on the block I am happy with my club. Only winning by 1 goal is not a lot to brag about better get your A game on. Again grats on your win!!
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>>553299642
/thread
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>>553298652
>rekt
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>>553297867
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>>553298990
How does it feel to be stupid? Germany never paid for ww2 and the debts for ww1 were even 4 years ago. Read a history book once in a while, being smart doesn't hurt.
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Hey Americans get so butthurt of a sport they don't even know the rules?????
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>>553298825
>yes germans, I'm sure if we have concentrated the population in camps we'd have been more successful
>winning hearts and minds is harder than robbing and roasting
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>>553296921
>implying germany wasnt raped for generations with communism after the war.
Not knowing Germany was split up after WW2.
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>>553295985

You guys barely beat us at a game we care nothing about. Even when America doesn't care or try, the rest of the world can barely keep up. Nice try foreignfags, but you're still 2nd best.
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>>553298332
implying anybody cares about the Chinese
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>>553295985
you still will be remembered as Nazis
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>>553302212
>implying the USA actually didn't do that
>trying this hard
Because robbing and roasting totally wasn't what all that napalm, agent orange and clusterbombs were used for.
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>>553298259
>Implying not nuking to kill for shock value would have resulted in less deaths then to INVADE

Correct you god damn idiot.
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>>553298941
american reporting in

at least their country doesn't dwell on the past and brainwash children to assume entire countries are harboring terrorists and therefore it is okay to drone women and children on that assumption alone
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>>553302621
you say that like it's a bad thing
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>>553302821
W-wwwowww!

TERRORIST DETECTED!

Drones coming to spread some democracy soon, terrorboy.
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>>553295985
Sooo..
The pic OP chose.. isn't that from Rammstein?

When Rammstein first debuted in the US I thought Du Haust was the shit. Bought the CD and everything. Looked up the lyrics and they are about homosexuality and fucking their siblings.

Those Germans rape people all right.. little boys. Smh
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>>553296921
What a fucking brainwashed faggot you are.
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>>553302965
i am going to assume you are also american, and by your logic prepared to be droned as well because your country is harboring me
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>>553302902
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>>553296263
>implying this hard
almost rustled my jimmies
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>>553296120
>le past
who the fuck cares about the past faggot, you americans are so dumb and brainwashed. what matters is yourself. And the difference between YOU and me is that I'm a whole man. The foreskin feels amazing during sex
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damnit so many butthurt amerifats in here
in moments like this I'm really proud to be german
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>>553303290
bunghurt?
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>>553296921
>implying us didnt neutralize the japanese army, which was more dangerous than the german army.

- Whadup?
- There's some japanese planes coming at Pearl Harbor
- Great, now that's a cool excuse to test it on humans,
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>>553303290
only people with foreskins say that
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>>553300003
USA! USA! USA!

God Bless these United States!

Idc that we lost - we're still in it. I bleed red, white and blue and shit Patriotism before I go to be. My Constitution is ratified and gives me arms to bear and shoot in celebration.

Deutschland/Allemagne may have won the game, but they won't be with us in the finals

tl;dr

Team America, Fuck Yeah!
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>>553302902
i am really happy to know that my great grand father send many of Nazis German scum to hell he used to tell me the shit he did to them he leaved a long life died 95 years old . how does it feel that he sent your grandparents to hell ???
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>>553297546
America also supplied the Nazis with oil so...would be very rude if they couldn't supply the allies lol.
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>>553297187
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>>553303571
Mostly yes. But look at all the activism that's going on. Cutfags who hate to be cut. but no one hates to be an unmutilated full man. But IF you do then you can still get the most pleasureable parts of your penis snapped off.
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>>553303380
was zum.... das ist NICHT das Bild das ich gepostet habe O_o

<-- pic related
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>>553303380
I have been to Germany 6 times and loved it, my family is from there. I have lived in America 24 years otherwise....you have no idea how horrible it is to live here with these people
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>>553301179
thats what "as much as" means.
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>>553303290

Sorry man, I can't really hear you over all of this FREEDOM. You probably wouldn't know about that though.
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>>553302758
>implying equivalence kek
>less than a million Vietnamese in over 10 years
>krauts murdered over ten million innocents in 5 years
>no cattle cars full of crying Vietnamese children
>no arbeit macht frei
>no zyklon b
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>>553301243
doesn't imply all games are sports
lets consider this is bait to save face
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>>553303730
Who cares jesus christ, I am cut and it feels just fine. I guess I just get the tight vaginas though
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>>553303793
where are you from, originally? did you learn proper german language?
and I can imagine how it is to live inbetween mindless amerifats...
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>>553303848
The next big freedumm thing that will happen is the jews getting rid of net neutrality.

I can't hear you over the moaning of the girl enjoying the pleasureable foreskin sliding effect and myself
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>>553295985

> German dude talks to Americans about football. No big deal

> Anachronistic Usa talks about World Wars.

Like those kids implying
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Don't feel anything at all as most of America doesn't give two shits about soccer.
Also we have guns so we're still better than you disarmed fagggots.
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>>553301000
that trips tells the truth
>bitches
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>>553304021
doesn't mean that it wouldn't feel better if you were intact :)

I just wanna dance in London
Just give me one night and a foreskin
European girls don't like mutilated jeeeeew coocks
mutilated jeeeeewcocks

I just wanna dance in Foreskindon
Just give me one night and a foreskin
Americans are mutilated for her pleaaasure
mutilated for her pleeeeaaasure :)
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>>553300730
My grandpa once told me a story that he and his squad captured a american soldier who pissed himself and was crying all the time whilst screaming for his mother and after a time they got so disgusted about what a bitch he was they let him go
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>Implying that the US could ever get past such Oscar worthy diving performance that is the German national team.

Germans are faggot footballers, real men like Dempsey get kicked in the face, and play on with a broken nose.

Enjoy the remainer of your diving tournament germany
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>>553304039
I was born here in Florida, but my mother's family is from Upper Bavaria.

It is terrible, everyone is so arrogant about their stupidity, it is enraging.
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>>553304081

I can feel the jealous hatred coming off each post.
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>>553300513
>running while holding a pig skin egg gettin beaten in the head to brain damage level
>talent
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>>553298902
that shit was just an aftermath of the main event.
hitler being defeated was the real victory, and that was made by russians, patton was butthurt as fuck because russians entered berlin first and blasted hitler´s forces

but you sure dont going to believe shit because of the nationalist shitty schoolar system you have, that always try focus on make dipshits and rednecks like yourself to love america and deny the truth. even if its in front of your eyes.
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>>553304338
>he mad
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>>553304493
rugby?
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>>553304223
but my parents decided to chop it off so imo there are better things to worry about now, such as having sex
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>>553303848
>having government spy on you 24/7
>not being allowed to drink until 21
>not being able just to walk down the street in a city without being harassed
>cops known for beating up random people for nearly no reason
>being afraid to be shot by random strangers because you DON'T carry a gun to 'defend yourself'
>calling this "FREEDOM"
nope thanks, I'd rather stay in germany where I'm actually able to do what the fuck I want, where the fuck I want as long as I follow some basic laws
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>>553296120
SHIT NIGGER
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>>553295985
You're robably not even in Germany you fag, let alone watch any football except the world cup. USA moves on as well, and where I was tonight most of us weren't that happy about beating a shit country 1:0.
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>>553300524
>we mericans
>blew the fuck out of every major city in germany
report your history teacher, he is full of shenanigans
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>>553304318
So he was a better actor than your soccer team iswhatyouresaying?
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atleast dem murricans still have that one time where they starved a couple of million germans after WW2
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>>553301040
try harder 0/10
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[IMG]http://www.sportschau.de/fifawm2014/nachrichten/usa-deutschland132_v-gseagaleriexl.jpg[/IMG]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsAmrx4k4oE

creamation of care
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>>553304801
and look who has returned yet again after being gang banged twice in one century...germany...try and say americans are on top, just try, oh don't forget about our multi trillion dollar debts
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>>553304650
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>>553304650
>They're just watching porn with me. Go ahead gov't do your worse :)
>We can't buy it till 21, doesn't stop us from drinking it b/c freedoms
>this is only if your a cute girl, I'm a decent looking guy and don't get harassed while walking down the street
>cops are dicks - I'll agree.
>Implying I don't carry a gun...in America...
>I pronounce it 'Liberty'
At least the German language sounds pretty cool
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>>553298505
Wrong again, before the Paris peace accord america was bombing both the North Vietnamese capital and their most major port city, North Vietnam agreed to come to the peace accord if we stopped bombing them, we did and then later a peace treaty was signed stating that for every bullet/helicopter/??? South Vietnam lost, we would supply them with another, and that if N.V invaded S.V we would aid South Vietnam. Later the democrats won the majority in congress, and when N.V did invade S.V they refused to send help

America didn't lose the Vietnam war, South Vietnam did because american liberals fucked them in the ass
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>>553304384
>It is terrible, everyone is so arrogant about their stupidity, it is enraging.
and exactly that's the main reason why I don't want to visit your country.
you've got wonderful land, but terrible people living on it (with some few exceptions, of course)
I don't mind stupid people, but I fuckin despise arrogant stupid people.
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>>553304650
What gives a government the ability to tell me what I can and can not do? This seriously pisses me off. On the most basic of levels, it's another person denying me the ability to do something. What gives them the right to tell me what I can put in my body? What gives them the right to not let me build a shed in my back yard, or let the grass grow? What gives a man the right to give me the death penalty, and kill me? Why is it legal for the government to murder, incarcerate, or fine people simply because they are the 'government'? In my opinion, a government should exist only to deal with other countries. It should not CONTROL it's people. Anyone else agree?
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>Murrica
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>>553302817

So you're that aware of the situation to invade Japan and the loss of life on both sides?

Damn you must have ACTUALLY been there when they had deep discussions on nuking vs invading and using all points of logic to make a conclusion.

Dumbass.
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>>553305485
>What gives the gov't the ability?
We do, friend. Have you ever heard of the Social Contract
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>>553296120
How does your daddy felt when a bunch of vietcong raped him.
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>>553305485
>In my opinion, a government should exist only to deal with other countries. It should not CONTROL it's people.
I completely agree with you
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Back to Porn I guess
>http://imgurl.us/?id=f570b1da-155d-6401-01ae3878513a8cd9
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>>553305243
I am on Facebook all day long watching people use worlds like hypocritical and ignorant wrong. It's so hard to make friends because everyone thinks I am arrogant when I correct them...LOL. If I learn better German and acquire a trade you think I can emigrate easily? Maybe marry a German?
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>>553297546
you're really good at pulling historical information out of your ass faggot
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>>553304515
russia's K/D sucks though
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>>553305873

ITT: Idealist neckbeards who don't understand reality.
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>>553304338
>Implying every human has the same tolerance to pain

imply harder summerfag
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>>553303691
It's funny how no one cares.
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>>553304515
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>>553306451
>implying 85% of soccer "injuries" aren't dives
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>>553306451
his hand barely grazed his face, lol
In all honestly Muller deserved a red card, headbutt, and bite for that dive. The German National team is single handedly killing football with their faggotry
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>>553295985
mearkel was raped
by obana
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>>553298912
what is a super bowl?
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>>553305798
When have I ever consented to a government being able to rule me, just to 'guarantee my rights'? As far as I see it, that's a fucking joke. America is using the Social Contract to its advantage, knowing that the average American will believe that the less rights they have, the more 'protected' they are. They'll cry 'much freedoms' when the government collects all of their phone and internet records. They think Big Brother is watching out for terrorism, but in reality, it's as if every American is a potential terrorist and guilty until proven innocent. It's like a warrant without consent. In the legal system, you need a warrant and reasonable suspicion to be allowed to search their home, care, belongings etc. but because the program is about fighting 'terrorism' it isn't questioned, even if their rights are violated.
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>hurr durr, russia won ww2 by themselves.

Ok then, ask your grandmother.
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>>553296860
>kicked your ass
I'd like you to know, the allies would have been destroyed if it weren't for Hitler ignoring his generals. Hitler being an idiot is the only, only reason we even had a chance.
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>>553304650
>Implying US govt is spying on you Germans too (cue Verizon news today)
>agreed, dumb
>harassed by whom? never encounter this
>nah not random people, random black males
>you lost me at "DON'T carry a gun"
>Until you walk the street, see and cheer as police do a routine nigger beating while pleasuring yourself from the feel of the cold steel of freedom in your holster with one hand and eating a free(dom) range pork McRib with the other, all the while being being observed by another American massaging his gun and eating his McRib at the NSA as the Star-Spangled Banner plays on repeat in overture, until you've done all this, you've never tasted freedom.
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Freedom of speech sucks ass.
I know exactly why a lot of places don't have it.
Most of y'all should be shot for your verbal diarrhea but noooooo thats inhumane..fuckin liberals
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>>553307138
>Implying Hitler was incharge in WWI

Also your football team does nothing but dive and feign injuries. The are the World's Best Divers
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>>553306831
>Implying that is a correct statistic
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>>553307295
niggers
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>>553307295
Go fuck yourself. See >>553305485 and >>553307085
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>>553296120
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>>553306004
if you're good at a specific job, then it's pretty easy to get german citizenship. or if you marry a german woman.
to get socially accepted it's important that you don't act arrogant (like stupid americans do), but open/accepting. many people here think that americans are pretty cool people (mostly because they never had to deal with the retarded stupidity of some annoying americunts, but know your country mainly from television).
most people in germany speak more or less good english, or are able to understand it, at least. you'll learn the language pretty quickly if you are here and have a bunch of guys to hang out with.
please don't take offense how I talk about the usa, it's nothing personal against you


>>553306285
and you don't understand the difference between 'manage' and 'control'
a government should manage it's country, NOT control every single citizen
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>>553296921
>dear god were losing bad !
>lets just nuke the whole damn place and say we won
great logic.
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>>553306897
you're still saying the situation would be different if it was you. but it wasn't, because you have no skill other than posting on 4chan from a basement, which you are not very good at
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>>553307468
>implying its not 100%
>Implying my two year toddler can't bite harder than Suerez

I don't go flailing around the house showing my wife and daughter the bitemark
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>>553307468
>ignoring the point

>therefore implying you know I'm right regardless of correct statistics
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>>553307602
Did I ever say that was my opinion? I guess I worded it wrong, there should have been a colon after the second sentence
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>>553305243
To be fair, he also said he's in Florida,which - like your Auschwitz, is where the old Jews go to die. Perhaps only Mississippi or Alabama are stupider than Florida, but nobody in the US matches Florida for crazy.
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>>553307085
The Social Contract also states when the people as a collective feel as though the government is oppressive they have a right to revolutionize and change it - this is the theory behind all the great revolutions in history. Don't quote the Contract on that, quote me.

Also you consent to it by being a citizen in the U.S.

America isn't using it to their advantage - not enough people care enough to do something about it. Actions speak louder than words and this NSA monitored chat between you and I isn't changing anything.
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Jhesus, Anons. I mean, I understand every last one of you, regardless of where you are from, is a hopeless neckbeard who can only find self gratification in arbitrarily taking credit for what other people who share the same nationality/race/ethnicity have done...But this is getting old
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>>553306254
because most of the civis were forced to join the army unlike the murcians they were on the other side of the world and no one attacked there cities
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>>553308026
>freedom of speech sucks ass

Seems like an opinion to me, you fucking nazi
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>>553307685
>upset no one else thought of that

>can't handle the truth

Eurofag detected
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>>553295985
Implying America is even noticing they are getting raped.
Grow a bigger dick and we might feel it...

If you don't understand, soccer is insignificant in America.
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>>553295985
hmmmm WW1&2 i dont know germany why dont you inform me
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damnit I fucking love german autobahns
>pic related
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>>553297546
it was the whether that defeated the Germans in Russia. Russia was on the verge of being totally annihilated by the Germans until they all got stuck.
Is that seriously what they taught you in America ?
>the Russians defended themselves just fine without us ?
>well.... they used our guns so there !
>America wins again !
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>>553295985
ask dresden, strudelfag
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>>553308197
jesus christ fine, freedom of speech is the right way to do things but here in america is usually sucks ass
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>>553307756
>you're still saying the situation would be different if it was you.

of course it would be but that's not the point he unequivically dove when Pepe's hand grazed him. Pepe couldnt handle the faggotry and rightfully gave him a headbutt
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I don't really care for football, but the fucking US played so awful tonight. Jesus.
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>>553308612
okay and head butting is okay in that situation? you must be a zidane fan
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>>553296263
Good question... Who IS Russia?

Oh yeah, they're the country that lost 24 times as many troops as America and Germany COMBINED.
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>>553308049
I wonder all the time, why don't Americans care? Their rights are being taken away quietly and slowly. I guess they're too caught up being fed bullshit by FOX news or CNN, or whatever entertains them. I'm not even going to go into that, because we (hopefully) already understand the deception and propaganda that goes on there.

I don't think that's how consent works. That's like saying I consent to dying by someone running up to me and shooting me in the face. I still think the system is flawed.

And yes, America is using it to their advantage. I could go on and on and on
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>>553308404
I'm glad you understand that anyone who thinks logically cant be an American.
Americas one of those countries that when they start losing they just smack all the pieces off the table and prance around like they won.
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>>553303765
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>>553309024
You are beyond retarded faggot. Go read a book before saying shit.
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>>553307913
its a part of the game if you don't like it then go take out your anger somewhere else, become a cop or something, play some american football
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>>553309371
Amerifag here

You are almost 100% correct, I know this from all of my friends being amerifags as well
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I like how Americans think they have a good life in america.
Stupid muricans, low standard of living
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>>553309837
it really is, and its all thanks to our "wonderful" two party system. people think either side is right...god so sad
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