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Sup /b/. As the constitutionally elected, basement dwelling

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Sup /b/.

As the constitutionally elected, basement dwelling Black Ambassador to /b/, I am here to address any question or concerns that the community at large may have concerning, but not limited to:

Black People
Niggers
Burglary
Samuel L. Jackson
Afros
Fryin Chikkuns
Watermelons
Catfsh
White womenz
MAHDICK
Welfare
Obama
and Twerking

The office of the President of the United States would like to thank you for the opportunity to be addressed on your wonderful forum, and we wish you all a good day!
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>>553281363
sharpies in pooper or GTFO
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>>553281363
bump it higher
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>>553281363
Welcome ambassador!

>captcha = native bioonar
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>>553281363
Bampitty
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>>553281795
Whatever floats your boat. Glad I could help.

>>553281947
Thank you anon!
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Bumpy
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>>553282223
Did that hurt?
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>>553282595
At first, but then it started to feel kinda good. So I left them in there.
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This thread makes me so happy
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Why are you so fat. Why are your tits bigger than my girlfriends. Why do you choose to be nigger?
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>>553282223
I like your attitude, anon!
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>>553281363
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WTF IS GOING ON HERE. hahahaha OP I don't like you or your people, but goddamnit I respect you. Today we spell redemption B-L-A-C-K-O-P
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>>553282935
also curious, why did you decide to roll nigger class?
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>>553282981
Well, the ambassador definitely came to /b/ prepared with sharpies. I say he is legit.
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>>553282856
Glad that you're happy! How are you today?

>>553282935
>Why are you so fat?
I work from home and I don't exercise.

>Why are your tits bigger than my girlfriend?
See above

>Why do you choose to be nigger?
Penis, always winning at tag, etc etc.

>>553282981
Right back at ya anon!
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>>553281363
ITT: We've all been visited by the black ambassador of happiness and have been blessed
You're a good man, OP

with a nice ass
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>>553283178
What do you work from home?
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>>553283178
Does work at home mean make crack and deal it?
Do you care/what is your opinion about the way the Black community is going?
Do you think you are oppressed?
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>>553281363
What the fuck are you doing with yourself mane?
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Penis picture.

pls
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>>553283454
This!
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>>553283068
You misspelled B-L-A-C-K-C-O-C-K. And hey, I respect you too!

>>553283108
I enjoy the challenge.

>>553283173
Thank you anon!

>>553283329
You're a good anon too! Thank you for your warm welcome. More ass just for you!
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>>553283173
Is this some kind of new, funky sage? Heaemv?>>553283178
Do you type in nigga for the captcha?
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Can we get a penis picture?
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>>553283669
I'm a straight married guy but fuck I would poke that ass with the fury of a thousand burning suns. You're ass is top. Gonna fap to it later, thanks OP you are the true bringer of happiness
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>>553283669
>I enjoy the challenge
But you niggers get shit for free all the time.
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>>553283669
Can you write Hecheng on your chest please? It would mean alot :D
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>>553283415
Nawww. Crack kills bro.

It's hard to say. I assume that it's going through ups and downs like any other community. I care, but I can't do much about it so I don't concern myself.

>I don't feel oppressed, but I've always been a hard worker and have done really really well in my studies. It may be different for people without those qualities.

>>553283439
Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, posting on /b/ homey.

>>553283454
>>553283494
>>553283847
One sec.

>>553283832
My Captcha was Saving Tyblaze
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>>553284108
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>>553284108
You from Murcia?
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>>553284108
Has anyone said that you look like Rick Ross yet?
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>>553281363
I've got a question. Why aren't you Rick Ross yet?
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>>553281363
not from country where there are alot of niggers, how true are the stereotypes

>niggas love watermelon and fried chicken
>alot of cheating in relationship
>stealing is a fact on poorer folk(not only niggas)
>voted obama cos he was black and its cool to be minority now days

>pic semi related
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Do you get niggers with little cocks? Do you get a tan in the sun?
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Here ya go guys. I've fapped like 3 times today, I can only get a semi.

>>553284259
Yes.

>>553284263
Yup, all the time when I take my shirt off at the beach.

>>553284359
Maybe I am. DUNDUNDUNNN

>>553284467
I have an average sized cock, so I'd assume so.
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>>553283669
Thank you, OP
hot

This thread makes me happy, good on you sir
and I'm going to bed
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>>553284428
>niggas love watermelon and fried chicken
Everybody loves watermelon and fried chicken, but yes, that one is true.

>alot of cheating in relationship
Same as above.

>theft
Yeah, I grew up in the ghetto. Theft is very real and very prominent.

>I'd argue that most people that vote have little knowledge concerning politics. I know a lot of people that voted for him because he's a democrat, but also a lot that voted for him because he's black.

>>553284803
forgot pic
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I like you OP you're neat.
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>>553284803
Don't tease me Black Ambassador.

(ยด???`)
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>>553285090
>>553283669
>>553282223
>>553281363

WE'RE IN THE CLEAR

BLACK AMBASSADOR 4 LYFE
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>>553285090

Now make it rock hard. :3
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how old are you?
what do you do for a living?
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Brandon get off /b/
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>>553284039
Sorry, I'm hairy and my sharpies are covered in shit.

>>553285329
We should make a handshake and some gang signs to celebrate.

>>553285453
It literally just won't get hard. I tried watching some pron. If I get a random boner during the world cup I'll take a pic.

>>553285473
Mid 20s. I own a small IT business.

>>553285660
I'm David.
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>>553285793
can you write "lurk" on your white hand side my /b/rotha?
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>>553285119
I like you too anon! You're quite snazzy yourself.

>>553284903
Sleep well anon!

>>553283957
True, but pimpin ain't easy.

>>553283946
You're welcome anon, and thanks for the compliment. Glad you're happy! Enjoy your fap.
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>>553285971
Of course /b/ro!

Who's /b/ cheering for in the World Cup?
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>>553286524
i want coffee in my cup if that counts
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>>553286524
OP, are you affiliated with the GNAA?
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>>553286524
Germany
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>>553286524
OP, are you affiliated with NWA?
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>>553285793
How will the match Germany : USA end?
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>>553286524
thanks homie. dap
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>>553286524
Do you play NBA 2k14?
Do you hit the dank. (I sure do.)
How often did you get ass-whoopings from yo mama and gran-nahnah.
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>>553286524
Being from Germany, I'd guess Germany.
But I'm not too much into soccer anyway.

Do you have a lot of white friends? Or black ones for that matter?
Are either of them roody poo-ish?
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>>553286614
I'm enjoying a cup myself! Cheers

>>553286786
I had to google that acronym. Thanks for the laugh. But no, I'm straight.

>>553286862
They're a great team. If the USA loses, I'm cheering Germany on for the rest of the cup.

>>553286889
Niggas With Attitude? Hell yeah, I'm a gangsta.

>>553286910
Draw.

>>553286919
Peace and chicken grease homie.
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>>553287490
U DA KING OF NWA
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>>553287490
must be confusing for the murricans, kicking an actual ball with foots in a sport we europeans call football. good luck anyways
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>>553286979
>Do you play NBA 2k14?
Nope! I might give it a try one day though.

>Do you hit the dank?
I've done it a few times, but naw, not on the regular.

>How often did you get asswhoopins.
Man, my mom and grandmother never whipped me, but my Dad used to beat the shit out of me. (Yeah, I know who my father is. Crazy right?)

>>553287051
I have a ton of white friends. Tons of black ones too. They're all pretty cool, but I do know a guy who's famous for getting drunk and vomiting on people. Hate that guy...

>>553287691
YEAH DAWG. BANGBANG

>>553287883
Our team does look a little clumsy today. If it's any consolation, I call it football too.
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Serious question here. Im a white female and have always dated black men. (sorry boys I just like them) Every black man I have ever been with has told me black women are too arguementive and fake and such. Now I have dated a black women myself and found it not to be true. What is your take on it?
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Apart from physiological differences, from your point of view, do you see any noticeable psychological differences between asians/whites/blacks?
If so do you think this is cultural/environmental or genetic?
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>>553288180
are you still in contact with your dad?
what do you think about him?
would you whip your children?
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>>553288276
>black men
>sorry boys

What are you implying?
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You made my day op.
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>>553288697
I'm sorry. I meant no disrespect by that. It wasnt supposed to sound like that
>_<
Not implying. Ive been with white men too. ^_^
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>>553288959
trying this hard? really?
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>>553288276
lol tainted coal burner forever

>sorry boys

no, we're sorry.
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>>553288276
To be completely honest, half of the black girls that I've dated have been extremely argumentative, and the other half were completely submissive/chilled out. I've noticed that many younger black women seem to be heavily influenced by pop culture, and are very impressionable. The ones that are overly argumentative seem to have something to prove; it's like they're struggling to find an identity. I don't really deal with those types often. Also tits or GTFO.

>>553288570
No. We all suffer and we all want happiness. We just go about finding it in different ways- which seems to be partly due to cultural influence. I grew up with quite a few crack babies though, and they have mental illnesses associated with that sort of thing.

>>553288632
Yeah, my parents are still together. I have the utmost respect for my father. He's well educated, kind and a great role model all around. I don't plan on having children, but if I did (by accident), I wouldn't whip them.

>>553288793
Glad to hear that anon! Go out and enjoy yourself!
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>>553281363
Dear free man of colour.

Explain to the average /b/fag, what's the difference between a black guy and a nigger.

Also, why the fuck aren't we honkeys allowed to say 'nigga' in a non insulting way.

Cheers.

PS. you're still a faggot
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>>553289276
you're based as fuck. much respect.

what do you think about white rappers and backpack shit?
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Is it true all niggers have moved from KFC to churches? I only see churches in the ghetto
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>>553288276
>Future single mom detected

We don't want undesirables anyways. Black men seem to always dig the most gullible fat ugly white women anyways. I'm sure I'm spot on with you.
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>>553281363
OP is bi , gay , or straight?
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>>553289306
To me, a nigger is any black person that would harm someone else for personal gain- whether that gain be physical, mental or emotional. Simple as that.

I don't mind when white people say nigga or nigger for that matter. But quite a few black people still hold a grudge for slavery/jim crow. Some people can't let the past go.

>>553289498
Thank you basedfam. Stay based, much love. I don't mind backpack if it's good or catchy. I've been listening to lupe/chance the rapper a lot recently. Do they count as backpack?

Also, there are a lot of sick white rappers, doesn't matter if you sound good. I say DO YO THANG BOI.
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>>553289276
Meh...thanks man
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>>553289502
There are a lot of Christian Baptists in the ghetto. Them niggas still go to KFC tho. I prefer Popeyes myself.

>>553289553
Admittedly, chubby white chicks give me a huge boner. I can't help it.

>>553289832
I think I'm straight, but I fap to trap threads on those really lonely nights. SOIDUNNOLOL

>>553290176
Thank you ma'am. Enjoy your stay.
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This thread is nice
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>>553289553
I cant have kids.
Apparently to everyone else Im actually quite good looking.
I'm sorry you feel that way and am alo sorry your parents didn't teach you that it doesnt matter what color you are. There are white baby mommas with white kids to you know.
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>>553288180
>Yeah, I know who my father is. Crazy right?
No, he should have beat harder.
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>>553290091
I wrote you a long reply that captcha raped and I won't rewrite it.
listen to Jedi mind tricks, Danny brown, Kendrick lamar, and anyone associated with army of the pharaohs.
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>>553281363
You're not even black you're just a fat sack of shit
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>>553291619
I don't think those things are mutually exclusive.
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>>553291335
Also, What is it about a womans ass that most black men find alluring?
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>>553290176
come cam? :D

femanons.org
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>>553290917
It's much nicer now that you're here anon!

>>553291335
I agree. I realized that I was a bit of a masochist at a young age. I was rock hard during most of my beatings.

>>553291554
All good, I have a pretty good library of rap saved. I love Jedi Mind Tricks, and once I got past Kendrick's cockiness I began to like him too. I'll have to check out Danny Brown.

>>553291619
Shit is more of a shade of brown isn't it? Maybe even blue if you have a Burger King Halloween Slurpy beforehand. Sorry for lying anon. This is now a shitbrown thread.
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>>553292043
Sorry dear. I've put camwhoreing (besides tits or gtfo)behind me. c;
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What do you think of Zwartepiet?

He's part of an old original Dutch tradition. Sinterklaas is an ancestor of your Santa Clause, a saint from Turkey.

Zwartepiet is his help, he is based on a lot of prejudices of the Dutch people a few hundred years ago. A large part of the Dutch black community thinks the whole concept of Zwartepiet is racist, while all the stories of his origin say otherwise. One story says he climbs through a chimney and that's why he's black, another story suggests Sinterklaas freed him from being a slave and Zwartepiet was so grateful he decided to stay with Sinterklaas out of free will. What do you think of this?
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>>553292061
I might give Kendrick too much credit because he's a potato and from the west but I really love his shit. also easy-e is end all be all in my opinion.
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>>553291964
I'm not sure. Probably biological. My assumption is that in some way a large ass/wide hips somehow signifies that a woman is more fertile/will give birth easier. No idea why black guys love butts- myself included.

>>553292314
He sounds interesting, I'll have to read into it. I didn't even know that there were Black Dutch. If he represents the more negative aspects of a culture, I'm sure that people will find a reason to be offended. If not, it sounds like a cool story.

>>553292232
I think we'd all appreciate more tits.

>>553292593
I know what you mean, I like a lot of Midwest rappers for the same reason. Easy-e is definitely god tier though.
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It looks like the thread is dying. This might be the end men. We had a good run.
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>>553293154
bamp
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>>553293154
Thanks anon for answering questions, delivering, and providing entertainment for us. ^_^
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>>553293825
I second this.
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>>553293154
Well, it was a cozy little ride we had.
Perhaps we'll meet again, kind sack of shit-anon.
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Waaaait. One more question. I was.on wifi (im tits or gtfo girl) and got off of wifi. My id changed(no suprise) But i restarted my phone and it changed again.....what gives?!?!
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>>553293470
And then we rose again like a phoenix.

>>553293883
>>553293903
I'm sure we will. And if not, just remember. Whenever your bike is being stolen- I'll be there.

>>553294129
Crazy voodoo obviously.
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Hey nigger don't come on my site again or you'll get memed to death next time. You fat sack of crap. You disgust me. How are you able to live your life the way you look? You are offensive to everyone who looks at you. The fact that I have to live on the same planet as a disgusting tub of lard like you makes me want to vomit uncontrollably. I am 6'4" and I can fuck any woman I want to. Can you even see your pathetic fat-covered dick? No I bet you can't. You think you are some kind of hero or something, being what the epitome of "neckbeard" is? Why don't you try going to the gym for once in your life? You will never meet a girl looking the way you do. I don't know how you haven't killed yourself yet.
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>>553294485

wow, op & random bitch delivered in a single thread, you're magic man, if you're leaving, just give all of us some advice for a happy and successful life
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>>553281363
OP is nothing more than a camwhore faggot.

OP is worse than the average attention whoring teeny bopping camslut because he thinks he is SPESCHUL SNOFLAK.

INB4 /b/ becomes overrun by actually obese basement dwelling neckbeards competing for ATTENSHUN and attempting to outvie one another for supremacy as /b/'s pet mascot.

Faggots
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>>553294528
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before you go, do you have any spread ass? also did you ever happen to get hard for another pic?
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>>553294528
Way to troll on in here and be a prick to a respectable anon that actually delivers.
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>>553294925

IKR

Namefag, so i guess it was to be expected

Why did you kill Mia Heaven?
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>>553292963
nice reply op.
stay based
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>>553294694
For a happy successful life? Hmmm. Two things. First off, watch out for the way you think. In almost every stressful or negative situation, we tend to think about things in a way that makes everything worse. Try some meditation too; you don't have to be a newagefaggot, but give it a shot and stick with it if it helps you. As for success, drop all the duress that society/family/friends place on you. Define success for yourself, and then go after it. Help others on the way if you can.

>>553294737
You got me. I'll start a furry thread after this to even everything out in the /b/ universe.

>>553294871
I did get hard for a sec after that one femanon posted tits, but I forgot to take a pic.
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>>553291204
post scientific evidence aka pic
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>>553295661
it's all good man... how about a flaccid pic or spread ass?
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>>553281363
God damn it sneed, you got fat
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>>553282223
DAT ASS!!!! Nice;)! This femanon likes it:)
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Congratulations OP!!
USA through to the next round
UK Fag here
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Nigga got some rick ross titties
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>>553282595
heaven is that you?
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>>553295810
I dont have xrays and docs of my uterus.
Nice try but my face will NOT be goibg on./b/
Just look at how many white trash bitches with white kids dont have their significant others around or theyre locked up. No photo evidence needed.
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>>553296082
Im femanon too TITS OR GTFO BITCH
I ALREADY DID MINE
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>>553296082
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>>553285793
Thank you!
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>>553295958
Now I have a semi and can't go back to flaccid. It's like my brain is fucking with me or something.

>>553296042
I'm David.

>>553296082
If I was gay, I'd use it to get free shit (no pun intended). I would never work another day in my life.

>>553296114
Thanks anon! That was a great game. Ronaldo sealed it for us with that clutch goal vs Ghana.

>>553296252
Wanna suck em?
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>>553297109
OP you remind me of Ron Funches
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>>553297109
well just post a picture, anything dick or ass... if you were gay I would gladly suck that dick until you busted deep in my throat
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>>553297109
do u watch football (soccer) usually or is it just cause the WC?
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>>553294528
why are you a dick to such a nice upstanding black man, you yourself must be a nigger
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>>553282223
your ass is so big that if you actually stuck them in your asshole you would not even see the sharpies
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>>553283068
you must be new here
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>>553297174
I hadn't heard of him before now, but holy shit, he's pretty funny.

>>553297745
I'm a huge Chicago Fire fan and I think they'll make the playoffs this year. I watch the Premier League too when I can catch a game. It's sort of hard though because of the time zone difference. I was a pretty big Manchester United fan back in the day too (please don't hate me).

>>553298172
For some reason I've always had a fat ass. Even when I was 6"0' 180lbs I had a budonkadonk and huge tits. Girls never seemed to mind though so I stopped worrying about it. We'd laugh about it and move on.
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Are you a wizard Op?
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>>553298843
Game over mate, I thought u was all right until u mentioned Manure. Arsenal the only team to watch in the Premiership Don't know much about American soccer but you get some Great individual players over there Pele, Thierry Henry, Best, Beckenbauer, Bobby Moore and plenty more
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>>553298843
ok why do black women take up the whole grocery line? like I had to move the barrier up and basically rudely move her forward to push my groceries toward the cashier while she just fucked around on her phone.
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>>553281363
OP
Are you Rick Ross
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>>553298986
yup

>>553299943
I knew that was coming, lmfao. If it helps, Manchester just always seemed to be playing when I tuned in to Premier. And they were winning, so I hopped on the bandwagon. I don't like them very much now that I've seen other teams play. And yeah, Arsenal is great.

>>553299978
No clue, but I've been in similar situations and it's pretty annoying. I don't think that people are trying to be dicks on purpose, they just don't realize that they're causing others inconvenience. Then again, maybe some people are just dicks.

>>553300638
Fuck that nigga, and anyone else that shaves their chest on a regular basis.
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>>553300976
And i had really high hopes for you to be rick ross. what a shame
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Op is mad phresh! this isn't a bump. its an homage! stay based /b/rotha!
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Porn good?
>http://imgurl.us/?id=f570b1da-155d-6401-01ae3878513a8cd9
Also nice stomach writing
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This thread is good, and you should feel good.
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>>553300976
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>>553300976
Thanks for the entertainment OP.
Femanon out. ^_^
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>>553281363
Why don't blacks cut their fingernails?
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>>553302208
Peace! Have a good one, tits before you go.

>>553302249
Google African Booty Scratcher.
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>>553302598
That didn't help.
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>>553281363
>come back soon
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>>553302728
TITS OR GTFO
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>>553303238
No.
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>>553302728
I know, but it's a funny ass phrase isn't it?

I'm gonna go take a shower guys. If the thread is still here when I get back I'll keep answering questions. If not, deuces!
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>>553303238
Wrong anon
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please post another dick pic or spread ass, I'll love you long time
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>>553303238
already did my tits....fuckboy
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>>553302598
At work now....cant do tits again. Sorry anon. Have a nice night.
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>>553303995
Farewell /b/ro, thanks for the thread.
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>>553303543
id love to have sex with you. no homo. its a school project
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>>553292061
JMT, my nigga (literally)
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>>553303543
>I'm gonna go take a shower
> If the thread is still here when I get back

Nigger no chance by the time water can get around you will 4chan even be in existence, where the fuck do you find that much water anyways you fat jiggly disgusting pencil dick nigger
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>>553300976
You seem like a kind man OP, it's the inside that matters. But all those people complementing you on your looks baffles me. I don't find you attractive at all. I'm just saying this for the balance.
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>>553294528
Eat a sack of dicks, at least op is entertaining. Id chill with this motherfucker and toss back a bottle. Probly even let him fuck my sister.
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>>553303620
My spread ass looks like a 10 cthulhu orgy. No one could get off to it, not even /b/.

>>553304250
What kinda school do you go to and where the fuck do I sign up?

>>553304658
Hell yeah!

>>553304662
Big ass lake next to my city. Gotta love the First World.

>>553304728
It baffles me too anon.

>>553305115
WHERE DA WHITE WIMINZ @
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>>553305601
>Big ass lake next to my city

Montana?
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why aren't all black guys on /b/ as based as you OP whenever there is a black dude in a thread he's usually defending the actions of niggers and telling us how racist we are and that "white folks do it too"
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mfw I got out of the shower and forgot to wash out my dirt. My dad was like "WTF, Why is your dirt blue?". He'll never know what happened to his sharpies. Hueheuehueheue

>>553305826
Nope! Not even close.
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are you antwon?
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>>553305951
Well, as the constitutionally elected black ambassador to /b/, I have to hold myself to a higher standard of conduct than your average negro American. I am the absolute apex of physical and mental perfectioYOWHEREDAWHITEWIMINZATFUHREALTHO.

No but really, they don't pay enough tribute to the Based God. TYBG. Fuck my tits Based God. Fuck my bitch based god.

>>553306279
I'm David, but I see the resemblance.
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>>553282223
oh dear Lord
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Just post pick of erect dick m80
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>>553305601
I beg to differ, I'm into chubby black dudes and would love to see that spread ass
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>>553282595
>DAT ID
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>>553281363
This is what people on /b/ actually look like

Jesus Christ, I'm way out of your guys fucking league. I'm never using this board again.
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>>553281363
OP I need you to recreate this pose. may you live forever alongside the arch magus and we all shall bask in your glory.
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>>553306896
yeah right, op is antwon. proof is in the pudding he's too wavy 4 his own good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6zFvLaoomA
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>>553308475
OP's areolae are not as big as the Antwon's.
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Black Ambassador is a cool guy, and I hope that he becomes a regular feature. SUBSCRIBED.
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> ok
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I would like to apply to be vice ambassador
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>>553307246
I did it. BEHOLD MY ERECT COCK IN ALL IT'S GLORY. It's blurry because it's radiating pure nuclear energy.
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>>553308308
I'm not worthy. That throne is for the magus and the magus alone.

>>553307841
Wanna fuck?

>>553307360
Ok, I might do it. Let me think this over.

>>553308949
I'm going back to /x/ after this. Unless /bx/ returns I won't be back. Plus someone called me a camwhore and hurt my feelings sadface.

>>553310510
You're in.
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>>553311294
>I'm going back to /x/ after this.
What do you go to /x/ for?
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>>553312157
It's fun and it was my first board. Nowadays I come to /b/ to have a fap once regular porn gets old. Or when the president sends me on a mission.
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>>553311294
>Ok, I might do it. Let me think this over.
I won't be able to sleep at night until that big brown eye is staring me in the face... glorious cock btw glad you were able to capture it's glory
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>>553310860
>Ambassador
thumbs up, bro!
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Are you into cuckold porn
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>>553313836
Alright here you go.

>>553314390
I can't thing of a genre of traditional porn that I'm not into. So hell yeah.

I've gotta go /b/ros, love y'all. Ambassador signing out.
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>>553314536
I expected it to be hairier but none the less I would tongue fuck the hell out of you, if you were into dudes... thanks again
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PLEASE MY FRIEND GOT BIRTHDAY TOMORROW

WRITE "100 LAT PITER"
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Thank you!
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>>553281363
Thanks op. Great thread. You asshole made me puke in my mouth but I had a good laugh. Come back to /b/ sometime. We need more threads like this. You should be a proud basement dwelling black ambassador
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>>553316310
>>553314536

thanks for a great thread op, made my day.

Thank you!
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