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So /b/ , Femanon here. You Pay, I play show n tell? Cute Femanon

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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So /b/ , Femanon here. You Pay, I play show n tell?
Cute Femanon (not ugly fat fuck)
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>>553155407
You look like a ugly fuck, would pay you a burguer.
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How about this: Tits or GTFO! Fucking cunt!
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how bout, i go look at 1000 girls hotter than u, and naked for free on the internet. i like that better
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>>553155407
Thinks she is better than anything we could get for free.
Bitch are you retarded?
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>>553155407
I`m in, whats the arrangement?
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>>553155740
The instant abuse makes me feel so at home :) Give it to me big boys x
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>>553155923
Start getting naked for more abuse.
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>>553155910
how high you wanna roll sexy?
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You know the rules, tits or GTFO.
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>>553156360
As far as I see fit, wheres the venue?
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69 get

Show tits and timestamp
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>>553156481
Venue Skype
Deposit before i give you my username

& Im horny as fuck so dont worry about me running away x
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>>553156723
>Deposit before i give you my username
Not even a retarded, underage, high, delusional nigger would fall for that.
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>>553156723
Ok don`t go anywhere i`ll get back to you.
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>>553156723
hahahah. Or open google.
This fat ugly cunt.
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>>553155407
>google says: not oc
abbandon ship
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>>553156815
>>553156880
this guy did
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>>553156723
She's gonna take the money and run to McDonald's
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How much you want?
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>>553156983
I'm hoping he's just a troll, otherwise he's literally the dumbest guy on earth.
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>>553156983
Haven`t paid a dime yet dipshit.
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>>553157040
Your soul and a double quarter pounder
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>>553157262
lmao. her name is MegaByte. thats a huuuuuge bitch
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>>553157383
You need a terabyte for 1 of her pics.
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Either make this cunt commit suicide, or let the thread 404.
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>>553157212
i hope you haven't other wise you seriously would be dumber than a "retarded, underage, high, delusional nigger"
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>>553157624
>or let the thread 404.
>Doesn't sage.
Shiggy...
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>>553156689
Yee of little faith, I just wanna pay back my loans. Nothing wrong with resorting to the oldest trade IN THE WORLD
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Tits first

or you can always GTFO
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Tits of GTFO
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>>553157624
So much edge saying let 404 and not saging, Damn I wish I was in high school again.
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>>553157734

You're doing it wrong. I see backwards timestamp and no full tits.
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>>553155407
tits or gtfo
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>inb4 op is a man
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>>553158007
You want tit, you gotta pay bitch x
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>>553157734
photoshop much?
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>>553158136
no tits=man
you want money for a guy getting a peak?
hurr durr
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>>553158204
Not at all, why??
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>>553157874
Was still hoping for T&T. If the cunt doesn't deliver fully, then sage this shit.
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>>553158136

LOL Camwhore thinks she deserves special treatment cause has tits, GTFO
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>>553158349
Dis bitch mayne
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>>553156723
alright whats the username?
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>>553158264
because for some reason you think people will pay you... you must have at least one noteworthy skill as tits on the internet are free
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I might give you a buck if you were on a stage. Then I could squeeze a nip but you are a stupid fucking whore if you think someone is going to pay to see your fat ugly ass naked. You'd have better luck threatening us with tits and we would send you money to keep your frumpy ass covered.
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>>553158136
the the fuck out whore
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>>553158136

Tits or GTFO
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>>553158349

Not Tits, whore has to GTFO
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>>553155407
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>>553158541
I like you, have a boobie x
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>>553155407
Go clean some old fart's dick cheese for money. Tits are free if you want to stay on /b/
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>>553155407
nice ass
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>>553158726
Good girl. Now, sharpie in the pooper.
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>>553158726
Reported for underage.
My uncle works for the F.B.I, good luck with that.
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sage this shit, fucking attentionwhore
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>>553158726
How much are you charging for that misshaped mammary gland?
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>>553158726
Ok.. so that is a nice fucking nipple... I'd chew on it. Still wouldn't pay you though.. oral I'd slip you some dough.
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>>553158417
You give me yours and ill ad, dont want spammed by the boys here, their a bit feisty lol
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Op is a fat neckbeard faggot, sage and abandon thread
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>>553158941
What you think i`m about to puy MY name on here? Guess we`ve reached an impasse, good night. x
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>>553158885
Hey asshole, Im 24
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>>553158726

Almost there whore.

Please note, not all women are whores. Just ones like you.
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>>553158726
That's not your tit bitch, show both with real timestamp or gtfo
I swear if any of u fags fall for this
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>>553158942
Request sharpie in the pooper, then if the cunt doesn't deliver, sage it.
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>>553159079
you gonna show that 24 year old asshole
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>>553158936
Thank you, ive always been fond of my nipples x>>553159064
Lol, hehe thought so. In truth your all right, im an attention whore. Wisna RLY after money tho i spose woulda been nice. But u got a boobie and i got complimented on my nipples >.<
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Still no time stamp.
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>>553159248
>24 inch*
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same thread as two days ago
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>>553159316
Your Scottish? That would have been pretty cool, never paid a Scot before. Oh well enjoy yourself.
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>>553159326

Stop being a fag. Learn to use sage.
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Bump
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Free tits on you now, and young too
Nobody wants to pay to see your fat ugly old ass and tits, gtfo
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>>553159316
Femanon, I actually like attention whores as long as they give something back for the attention. More oc for the folder is always welcome.
Sharpie in the pooper.
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>>553159496
bull shit dude, this is my nipples premiere show on the internet you fuktard.
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>>553159620
>bump
>heaven

Dude do you even know what sage is?
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>>553159734
u talk like a guy
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>>553159519
I am scottish aye,
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>>553159620
Bumping while sageing.... What?
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>>553159734

Please learn place whore.
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This is a man
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>>553158885
my uncle works for nintendo and he could beat your uncle up
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>>553159734
Pretty decent 4/10. Get better grades for ass and pussy maybe.
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>>553159938
this
does your family know you're whoring around on the internet
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>>553159884
Just because
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Fuck this bitch, give her no more attention and I'll give y'all some real win.. degrade this whore and let her know she's not welcome here I'll give y'all a great present
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>>553159847
Because I hang around with blokes, women are hardwork for women, not just men. But if you want me to fanny about and pretend Im retarded I can do that if it makes you more comfortable. Wouldn't want to bruise your delicate male ego

The saracasm enough honey? Im a chick, deal with it x
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>>553160102
Does your family know you're a fag on 4chan?
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>>553155407
why would we pay for something that we can get for free?
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>>553159519
Scottish?
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>>553160102

Once again, not all women are whores. Just ones like you.
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>>553160132
Nigga upload original pic without that screencap shit fuckin rookie
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>>553160213
Sharpie in the damn pooper already!
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>>553159620
topkek
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>>553160102
My family are dead asshole, you think id be trying to pay student loans this way if i had A SINGLE PERSON who gave a fuck? Ignorant cunt, calling women whores-ill do whatever the fuck i have to to survive, on the other hand you should go kill yourself because your a waste of space.
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>>553160213
op you cunt you haven't got a single fucking cent and you won't, during all this time you could have taken 50 normal timestamp pictures.
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>>553160213
cut that fake confidence, you're the one whoring for cash on the internet
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>>553160213
show us yer ass
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just... give it up. while it makes sense for you to want to earn a quick buck, while also making someones night a great one, this just isn't the place. if you seriously want to get paid, go cam-site. otherwise, go cam-whore, show us what we want, and ask for gifts in return, like steam games etc. people are somehow far more willing to be generous AFTER they've busted a nut. No real guarantees on the chan though.
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>>553160213

why are you hanging around these betas, are you on the low rate for dole?

which part of Scotland are in?
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>>553160505
Calm down my dear lady. What happened to your family? Where are you from? Maybe we can help you.
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>>553160564
I can degrade myself and have confidence, damn your so easy to unsettle /b/oi
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>>553160505
Bitch kill yourself faggot neckbeard
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>>553160505

You're not doing everything you can to survive. You're being an attention whoring cunt. If you were doing anything, you would've posted tits and time stamp.
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>>553160349
Forgot to cut, relax
Here
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>>553160806
> damn your so easy to unsettle /b/oi
>/b/oi
>kek, also your a guy
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How do I even pay you? What's your dogecoin address?
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>>553159773
Having a nice summer?
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>>553160505
go work, get a decend job
and dont you see that you are your own problem? you're to stupid to find a job and you believe that you can make a living with a few dollars from 4chan you piece of shit.
and again why would i kill myself, i'm not the one whoring on 4chan. you're probably to ugly to whore in rl
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>>553160803
Reunite with your fucking dead family that is, you fucking lazy ass cunt. I guess they commited suicide when they found out what a failure you are!
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>>553161009
lolwat
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>>553160667
I think i may take that advice FLESH SHOW IS OVER BOYS. Am bored and depressed. Fuck off.

>>553160757
Im not on the dole, and am in the NE

>>553160803
Woah /B/ you trying to be NICE to me now. shaan
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>>553161047
why are you talking to thisfaggot neckbeard?
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>>553161169
ur not depressed. u got caught m8
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>>553161169
Nah, we ain't being nice we just curious.
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>>553160803

>White Knight
>Hoping to get tits for himself.
>Beta Faggot.
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>>553161169

explains why you're on here then, all the locals are too busy with their wooly galpals.

go look for a job at one of the strip clubs, the arseholes that come up for the oil still like to watch little girls piss their dignity away
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>>553160967

fukken lol
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>>553161047
Unlike you i do not LIVE on 4chan, i have a life-y'know where i go and work n shit-in a store not on a street corner. As for stupid-ihave a degree, do you? Prick
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>>553161169
GTFO
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>>553161141
no one's gonna bump a thread while it's actively being posted on... bumping as heaven during this time is 100% troll, only newfags then see their chance to correct the troll.
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>>553161426
He is saging...

Unless he's OP himself.
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>>553161485
you have a degree in Bologna.
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>>553161485
theres a degree in whoreology now?
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More tits or gtfo, your life story ain't worth shit here.
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>>553161592
Well that's an interesting point.
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>>553161485
you have a degree and are still whoring on 4chan
your argument is invalid, i'm about to start engineering college doing sports and have everything i need. and i dont need to whore on fourchan with my shitty scottish degree
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>>553161485
Don't matter if you have a degree, you real fucking stupid if you think you can pull this shit here.

Shit, nigga, there's plenty of people with degrees who're real fucking stupid, and you're one of them.
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>>553161485

Whores get degrees too. Doesn't mean you're not an attention seeking whore.
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>>553161704
I have a degree in music actually

Dad-gone, Mum-overdosed when i was 14 2x brothers died in car crash last year
So judgemental /b/ but people dont grow up planning a life like this. Shit happens and you gotta deal.

And stop calling me a dick swinger
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>>553160080
lmao

best comment so far
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>>553162152
I already told you i ws whoring for attention and said show over-you the ones still bitching. Now im just venting. read on or find a nu thread faggot
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>>553162190
music lel dickswinger
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>>553162190
>degree in music
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>>553162190

>degree in music

well done on wasting that free tuition
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>>553162385
It's attention you will receive.. but only if you follow the illustrations. I will shower you with attention.
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>>553162190
r u okay =( here let me take out my give a shit keyboard. with my assortment of give a shit buttons. show me yer holes. all of them
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>>553162190
Well ain't that fucking interesting, dickswinger?

How bout you hget your tits out now? Don't forget a timestamp.
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>>553162385

Show me your nipples again. Nipples are great.
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>>553161169

from >>553160667

you can add me: throw.away28
not really interested in anything but talking though, but hey, from this thread, i'd say you could use that.
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>>553162190

> I'm Smart I have a degree!
> Degree is in Music

LOL
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>>553162485
Yh tell me about it, and i cant stand singing anymore, SUCKS THE FUN right out of it when you know what your doing.
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>>553162190
So what instruments other than the skin flute are you trained on?
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Well then, have a nice night, you cunt. Show's over, abandon thread!
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How much and where do I pay ?
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>>553162190
OP if you need money this isn't exactly the best place to ask for it, you are going to get trolled by faggots, just keep calm and try to find a boy in your area, be nice to him and I am sure he will help you out financially, if you lived in Miami I would help you out since money isn't exactly an issue for me, btw I am not saying this to try to appeal to you, i already got a gf and I am currently studying biochemistry/computer science. So dont worry things will get better if you play your cards right.
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>>553162568

newfag
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>>553162930
You just broke the fag meter....
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>>553162190
I have a depressing family background too. It's terrible to feel that things are out of your control. But is what we have. We have to deal with it and improve as person.

Btw, guitar player, writing noob, and bad artist here. Why are we more into arts? Because of the chances of expression, maybe?
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>>553163060
How so faggot?
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>>553162739
guitar/drums/piano
but am a composer not performer, can write for a standard symphony orchestra
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>>553160505

So what was all that rubbish about the payday loans because you bought your father a present?


Enjoy Failkirk you dumb cunt.

Commencing dump of this silly little whore
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>>553163180
Too bad she doesn't give a fuck. She's here for the attention.
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>>553163076
bro I honestly don't give a fuck what you think, different from you I don't act like a kid with girl and guess what? i get laid. So i am truly sorry for you if you think that being an asshole to all woman is going to work out for you.
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>>553162718
>music degree doesnt pay
>start whoring to pay for music degree
>"smart"
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Birds.
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>>553163358

so why does it still hurt
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>>553163376
she's?you misspelled neckbeard's
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>>553159079
Only a woman would fall for this

>>legit thread
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>>553163387
An hero!
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>>553163481

don't blow your mind with why
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>>553163358
loans from studying you twat, learn to read
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>>553163404
>quotation marks in greentext
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>>553163557
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>>553163387 just thought id let you know op is a guy
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>>553163602

not what you told me cuntlips
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Bird is the word.
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>>553162930
>"be nice to a boy"
>"he will help you out financially"

not saying i wouldnt do it in her situation, but that is still whoring

>these hoes aint loyal
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>>553163180
Im into arts because im a stoner and it makes sense?
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>>553163709
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>>553163358
Good shout man.

Nae bad either.
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>>553163387
I meant all the bragging bullshit you fucking nigger - and raping stray dogs doesn't count as getting laid.
I don't treat all women like shit, only dumb attention whores.
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>>553163776
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>>553163681
and you think i wouldn't help a guy financially when they are down? you think i would only help someone cause they got a pussy? hahah now who truly is the sad person here? my advice still stands.
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>>553163902
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>>553163967

you got some nerve
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>>553163681
u want timestamp then, am sick of this bloke shit.
tell me how many fingers to hold up wit my timestamp and tits then,
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>>553163768
im in to arts because im autistic (thats you btw)
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>>553163856
Your anger satisfies me a lot more than you think, could you please keep on? I might just get a boner out of this faggot
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I know this GUY!
Op is getting evicted from appartment, need 80$ by tomorrow, right? Better start sucking, Op.. Clock is ticking.
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>>553164058

coming here
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>>553163947
You sound like a tremendous boy-molesting fruit, you prancing la-la homo man.
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>>553156723
what are you, a hackforums member?
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>>553164064

12
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>>553163501
True! I actually did.

*tips fedora*
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>>553160505
The reality of life is that we all need to have something of value to offer to people in order for them to care about us.
Sadly, by whoring around online you are just showing the world that you have nothing of value to offer apart from the body you were born with.

Try to develop some skills or admirable character traits. It just takes some discipline and an ability to cast aside your entitlement mentality.

Put your clothes back on. You don't look above average anyway.
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>>553164148
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>>553164162
bro i am 20 and hetero xD
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>>553163947
just letting you know the whole story is a lie first they payday loans and then student loans btw i here the summer is very nice where you are
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>>553164212
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>>553164132
I saw that thread, he was in america, am in scotland fukwit
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>>553164195
I dunno about that, she's somewhere between Kate Bush and my first crush looks wise.

Shame she's such a scanky hoe.
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>>553164369
shhhhh sleep sakura.
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>>553164369

scottish accents are fucking bloody annoying
if you were aussie or nz i'd help but fuck you
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>>553163947
if you wanna help somebody then donate your fucking money. as if you would help people you dont know financially. piece of hypocrite shit
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>>553164273
That's as may be, but you sound like a tremendous boy-molesting fruit and prancing la-la homo man.
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>>553164369

and even then you still have a penis
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>>553157734
pay back my loans not pay day loans

and where the fuck is there a post saying fuckall about presents? Go on QUOTE IT, nah cos it dun exist :)
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>>553164472
I actually do donate, I stared a club in my school to help people get scholarships, plus last year I was part of a group helping homeless people around our area. Just because you decide to sit back and do nothing doesn't mean i will.
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>>553164580
>>553157734

never in earnest never get judged
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>>553164064
Why are you trying to win approval from this cesspool of people? You will not get it, no matter what you post. The more you try to convince, the less people believe you. Even timestamps are questioned as photoshops half the time. If you're actually a girl down on her luck, go find better places to earn the cash. 4chan is NOT the right place for that. If you're a troll, go away as well. You know why.

And in either case, find someone to talk to, because you're not going to find anything but hate here.
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>>553164195
this
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>>553164580
I have this chick on skype. She's boring as shit and has been busy with "revision" forever.
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>>553164114
Why would I be angry on a fag that brags on 4chan to a "girl" and a bunch of anons.
>boner
>not a fag
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>>553164552
>prancing la-la homo man.
kek... im stealing this
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>>553164318
it in fact is, miami is terrific in the summer
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>>553155407
Requesting squeezing tities with converse
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>>553164739
Fuck off, you attention whoring tumblr faggot.

You're nearly as bad as the skank.
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>>553164739
staring at clubs isnt the same as helping... neither is cuking dick which you seem to do a lot of
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>>553164785

This chick is her and her is a he


Well that's the lot of it boys. Don't give this whore a crumb
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>>553164840
bro... dont kill my boner... please go on
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>>553164754
now very slowly put that finger in your butt.
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>>553165025

oh her skype is mistressmeechan in case any further harassment is warranted
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>>553164959
I always see you upset heaven, what is going on? sad that last night the guy didnt't kill himself on tinychat? remember? xD If your life is so sad and you are always so upset? why dont you kill yourself? i DO WATCH THAT LIVE
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>>553165025
name/ skype id?
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>>553164580
suck my tits you damn trap your just jelous of my god-made pussy
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People dont like birds? Random pics then
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>>553164739
and who sets the limits of helping ?
your last 10$ help people as much as your first.
i try to help people i like too, but this planet doesnt offer the quality of life you have to everyone, so stop being a fucking stupid cunt.
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>>553165326

Look at those deflated gyno ridden pectorals
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>>553165332
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>>553155407
This thread made me realise /b/ is the worst board ever. There's no point to it.
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People dont like birds? Random pics then.
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>>553165219
Being this new........
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>>553165326
Eww
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>>553165326
Youre not holding up 12 fingers and the timestamp you dumb whore
Where are you so i can fuck the intelligence into your pussy?
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>>553165326
sucks to have shittier tits than a trap huh
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>>553165390
You are right, i have always pondered on where was that limit, then I realized that if i kept pondering on that thought, i would never actually do something. So I decided to help my community and do what I can for the time being. I am not a socialist if that is what you are asking, although i was born in a socialist country, care to guess which one?
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Still no timestamp, sugar tits...
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>>553165674
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Tits or gtfo and also timestamp next time faggot
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>>553165685
At least i dont knock myself out wen i run ;)
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>>553165326
TIMESTAMP
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>>553165326
no fingers or timestamp.
does playing the skinflute make you forget?
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I dont need you I got this place
>http://imgurl.us/?id=f570b1da-155d-6401-01ae3878513a8cd9
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>>553155407
Maybe if you weren't that cocky, everybody here in /b/ would love you.
Plus, you're too skinny. Need some curves. Maybe a cheeseburger?

Pic related, what true beauty is.
>>
Fuck that shit. How much do you need OP?

Didn't read through the thread but am gonna end it.
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>>553165814
>At least i dont knock myself out wen i run ;)
I don't get it
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>>553156961
Lack of timestamp says not oc
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>>553165814
wait what? OP are you drunk?
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>>553166098
Queensnake?
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>>553165326
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Lol look at this dumb skank thinking she deserves our hard earned bones just because she was born with a vagina. Hahaha what a dumb slut.
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>>553166040
£10,k lol

but 20quid fr food - cos yh am skinny-am poor, DUH
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>>553166490
FUCK YOU OP. UNBLOCK ME ON SKYPE AND GIVE ME A SHOW
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>>553166164
As an irish mn
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>>553166621

Ahahahahahaha she blocked you. What a stupid fucking cunt
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>>553166674
>man*
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>>553166621
And there we have it gentlemen proof this is bullshit
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>>553165737
there is no answer to where that limit is.
giving people money usually doessnt help them, or at least not for a long time. actually teaching people shit makes a difference, because that gives a human economical value. and if you dont even know where to set these limits, then dont tell other people how to live their lives. i have been in situations where i questioned my beliefs and it seems like you're in one of these situations where you need to do that. sometimes the "helping" becomes something that has only the purpose of presenting yourself and you're drifting in that direction. and i would guess cuba since it's close to miami.
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>>553166759
/thread
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>>553166757
i havent even handed out my skype name so wtf u talking about?
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>>553166674
Is that why you can't timestamp, you fucking cubt?
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>>553166859
bullshit
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>>553166098
that looks so painful
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>>553166859
An Auld Geezer. Swamped, quite literally with revision, don't expect to hear from me for a good week or so. This cunt is offline for the time being.

mistressmeechan
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>>553166674
OP, what are you doing here? just get out, do something better with your time, like sleeping. c'mon OP don't waste your time here, just get out
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>>553165326
Cute breasts.
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How the fuk do u ppl write ur timestamps backward?
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>>553166813
yup pretty good guess, i was born in cuba, and yeah our group focused on not giving homeless people money but try to incorporate them back into society, looking for jobs for them and writing their resumes, plus helping them out on basic education. And I never said everyone should do what I do, plus i don't think any less of someone who doesn't do charity. I just think it is unethical to assume that someone would help a woman and not a man under the same situation. I think everyone deserves a second chance, expect for people in the issis, those can be bombed until their bodies merge with the sand, dont give a fuck about those pieces of shit
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>>553167502
look at those disgusting fingers. must be a trap/man
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>>553167201

Lol you dumb cunt she blocked you ahahahaha what a faggot

You seriously just harassed her for internet sex and she up and blocked your ugly thirsty ass ahahahaha kill yourself mate
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>>553167712
i bite my nails lol
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>>553167502
thinking backwards? spelling backwards? come on OP you had an education, use your BRAIN
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>>553167712
quite clearly a guy looking for money for heroin so posting bullshit photos on the internet
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>>553167849
an anon proved you are a scam so whyy are you still here?

the sad part, i didn't jerk off since 3 weeks and i work in switzerland so guess the amount of money i have
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>>553160213
Are you Scottish? If so, then that's amazing. I knew Scotland had some amazing ladies.
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>>553167889
Use a mirror lol yh well there aint one here, suggestions?
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>>553168139
USE YOUR WEBCAM TO MIRROR THE IMAGE YOU FUCKING NINNY
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>>553168139
no mirror and female? sir, let me smell yo dick. WHY YOU COMIN HOME 5 IN THE MORN? Let me smell your dick. op is a faggot.
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>>553166621
lel owned
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>>553155407
>2014
>paying for images of tits

The fuck?
>youporn
>pornhub
>xtube
>fucking google
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Am just guna smoke a J and watch yous discuss wether or not im packing a dick, might have a long one so i can watch you argue over my "size" boys are insecure with tht shit right?
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you want to have money for tits?

do it for our entertainment, be a nice girl
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>>553168396
Are you taking requests of things to stick up your butt? I have some suggestions.
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>>553168297
your too addicted to the sterotype, Guess what I DONT WEARMAKEUP either, OMG!
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>>553168139
well if youre scottish then chances are you need money for skag like 90% of scots love heroin so realistically >>553168139
u are an addict trying to chase le dragon and fuck you i have a job and i pay my way in society instead of spending 3 years getting a degree in uni that you dont even have to pay back unless youre earning over 14k a year so this entire thread is clearly bullshit (sucks to have people who know youre full of shit in this thread right?)
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>>553168396
>Smoke a J
>"boys"
>times a ticken op, better hurry and get that money before your evicted.
I bet you could of got money by saying hey im a guy, let me show you my dick for $10. but noooo, had to go pretend female. 0/8"
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>>553168376

You're retarded. There is value in proximity. It's more valuable to see the tits of a girl you actually have some form of contact with rather than just some bitch on a screen who will never have the slightest hint of your existence ever.

Sure it's pretty fucking beta/ridiculous to be paying for tits in the first place, but you're an idiot for thinking generic porn and nudes from girls you are actually in some form of contact with are equivalent. They're not. Bar none.

Heaven out. I hacked my name to make it like this by the way.
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>>553168828
wow ur a hacker?
can you open my C drive for me? I cant figure out how to watch vhs on my macbook air. halp
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>>553168396
oooooh. so you're broke and starving but you have money for weed.
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>>553168735
drawing a lotta conclusions there faggot and like hell are 90% of scots high. Clearly your english -enjoy watching your country burn when we fuck off with the north sea oil.
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this thread is pretty sad
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>>553169053
its not weed heavs. its the meths. i know, we should really help her out. maybe i can direct her to some help if she could figure out what a timestamp was.
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>>553169053
dissecting stubs :/ gross i know-weve all done it so no judgy
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>>553162924
why did you cum on the bird?!
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>>553167698
most of the times it's the women who think they deserve to be paid for being a woman. and it sounded like criticism earlier. and people deserve a second chance, but attention whores in first world countries that are going to college dont need that help. and our lifestyle enslaves people too. it isnt possible for every human to drive a car, live in a house and go to college while making some money on the side. living in a first world country enjoying all these things that life here has to offer comes with a price. what do you why all these wars are fought and what the upcoming coldwar with russia is about. MONEY! and living in this society tossing some spare coins to homeless people doesnt solve these fundametal problems. and i'm criticizing you but the society
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Pls tell me no one actually gave her money?
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>>553169484

'course not
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>>553169156
oi wanka ill fuk ur mum u ruddy cunt. swansea pride
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>>553169354
You actually seem like a pretty chill, awesome and fun to hang out with girl. I'm jelly.
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>>553169484
I gave up like 2mins into the thread and ws just enjoying the banter, no money changing hands so chillowt
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>>553169673
lol this guy
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>>553169156
you know most of those companies are english right? they may have to pay you taxes but money comes back to england + oil is a a finite resource + have fun no longer having the british tax payer spending so more on you than any other country in uk + you dont need money to pay back student loans youre some sad act trap/guy who needs attention this bad and no one irl will give you it so you should become an hero
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>>553169354
its ok gurl. maybe next time we can play doctor with your massive cock.
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>>553169461
*not criticizing you
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>>553169673
Am just enjoying riling up the /b/rothers. I usually just lurk, wanted to c if i could get a convo -being provocative always works, so many blokes on here
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>>553169910
tick tock op. your eviction notice isnt going away.
better rev up some dicks.
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>>553169910
Yeah. These shitheads always get their jimmies rustled. Do you also listen to music while blazin'?
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