>got a job for babysitting >babysitting neighbors daughter

>>552723687

No, but you will anyway.

>>552723816
i wont continue if you dont want

>>552723687
no summerfag we don't need ur fake story

>>552723687
yes, but you probably won't

>>552723687

Nah bruh that pedo shit gay af

continue

>>552723873
it's only gay if you don't enjoy it

>>552723687
No.

>>552723849

>a bunch of people will say no
>one person will say yes
>"k continuing"

DO IT ._.

>>552723687

You really should call the police.
But the most important thing is, GET PAID FIRST.

No.

Go away.

>>552723968
i'm not some swagfag who will continue if people don't want me too

>>552723687
I'm curious to see what decisions OP will make in this complicated childcare dilemma!

>>552723687
MODS

>>552723687
Yes faggot continue.

>>552723687
GTFO

>>552723849
Fucking continue you insecure shit. I'm curious as to how this story ends now.

>>552723687
GTFO pedo

CONTINUEEEE

>>552724043
It's a fucking story you moron.

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>>552724028

i'm fapping so don't dissappoint me, son!

continue as long as it's a real fake story, no walk the dinosaurs please

>>552724043
mods for what? are you retarded? fucking piece of shit whiteknite summer faggot (insert every /b insult)

>>552723687
>do if fajit
>continue the damn story
>call the cops later
>make sure you get paid
>consider black mail

continue already

>>552723968
>>552724135
Fuck off Heaven! I'm sick of your shitposting in every fucking thread I see. Just because you've fucking hacked your ID, doesn't make you better than anyone else.

>>552723687

No and if your story ends in you claiming you molested some kid you babysat you can be arrested.

>>552724105
*SPOILER ALERT*


It ends with everyone walking the dinosaur.

Calling the cops

Yes you really should call the police. That sick fuck shouldn't have a daughter.

Also inb4 fake story turns gay and little boy asks for finger in pooper.

>>552723687
Are you fucking serious?

>>552723687
yes

>>552724028
First tell us how it ends and if this really happened or not, then we will let you know if we want you to continue.

>>552724269
Not Bel Air? I'm dissappoint

>>552724235
I can't tell if you're a summerfag or just decent b8

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> faggot comes up with some stupid as shit story.
> faggot begins story but wants to make an epic bread
> no one gives two fucking shits
> says he wont post if people dont want
> keeps trying to spark conversation
> gonna keep waiting for someone to finally say yes
> inb4 lame as fuck story

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>>552723687

>>552724253
so I went upstairs and used my penis finger on her and came buckets

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>>552724004
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHA

Dude He Is 100% correct. However collect your money.
>tell him its not enough
<he says thats the amount we agreed on
>you say we are going to agree on $20,000 over 6 months
<he will be astonished
>show him recording of what was said
<collect money
>ask for another 20,000
He will kill himself before he gives you up!!

Get paid money money GET PAID

>>552723687
tell whole story and give adress of your pedo-neighbour

>>552724345
You should do the same

>>552724235
Newfags can't even pasta correctly

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>>552723687
>babysitting
>fucking plebian

I'm a photographer for an Asian catholic school.

>>552724345
Your new is showing...

>>552724360
I said yes ages ago
>>552723859
tfw op won't continue his story

Oh based op please finish ur story :)

lol ok
>so i'm like no just fucking no
>is in mind say that
>i tell her no for real
>she asks why
>i can't do that
>waits till parents get home later on
>tells mother about
>mother is fucking mad like hell like she has been on a period for 7 years now
>calls police
>father comes down and mom punches father in chest
>father is confused
>'' YOU FUCKER HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO SALLY!''
>father pushes her back
>they start to rustle
>i try stopping the father
>he hits the mom in the with a glass cup head

continue or no?

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>>552723687
Cool story, bro

>>552724384

This pic is probably the most relevant one i have

>>552724419
Post pix

>>552724419
post pics for proof?

>>552723687
go ahead

>>552724463
dont ask fucking faggot , go on

>>552724463
Yes. I don't care if it's fake.

>>552724463
start to rustle...

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>>552724463
NO

>>552723849
just do it, these other niggers are just the cool kids who are yelling NO everytime they can to be cool, just like school

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>>552724515
>>552724531
I've been posting my shit for years. Arent you people tired of this.

>>552724419
>asian

hehehe so fucking ugly ppl

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>>552724463

>>552724463
Fuck it! Continue

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>>552724580
She's my favorite.

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>>552724463
i did not expect this at all

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>>552724360

>>552724419
Did you get your oc back yet?

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>>552724583
lol u just jelly.

Oh god the powertrip when I enter a classroom, they all stand up and they bow down to me.

>>552724463
Cunt-inue

>>552724623
is it wrong I'm more interesting in this anon than I am in OP's lame story?

>>552724463
Just tell your stupid fucking story; if people don't want to read it they're not going to

if she is asking for it, she most likely wouldn't go after you, but would be hating her dad most.

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>>552724689
Most of them! I kind anon had them lol.. Glad you remember me

Pic related, one of the OC I got back

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>>552724613
Ahhhha holy fuck that's funny

>>552724703
no, just asian ppl is ugly very ugly worst than indian

you wrote like a fucking sentence, finish the fucking story you fucking goblin dick shit fuck cunt pedofuck.

>>552724463
>continue or no

Need friends

>>552724463
continue, shits like jerry springer, fake or not it's awesome to watch.

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>>552724781
With those nostrils you can camp in? Nah..

>>552724558
that the one dude from pawn shop?

>spaghetti out of pockets
>walk the dinosaur
>hammer time
>then who was phone

continue or no guys?

>>552724756
You're pretty hard to forget, glad you got most of it back though.

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Falcon Punch Incoming!!!

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go fast faggot

fucking grammar mistakes i'm playing aottg while writing this shit

>mother is on floor, unconscious
>father looks into my eyes
>shit
>he wrestles me to the ground
>i get a good hit in the head
>he gets once in the arm
>he grabs me and pulls his arm around my neck
>i detach from his shitty arm
>grabs glass and stabs it in his arm
>he proceeds to get a spoon and hit me in the head
>i lay unconscious
>wake up in a dark room with flashlight
>father is in front of me and children and mother are tied and layed against a wall

>>552724926
>bel air

>>552724928
Call the shop and ask for battletoad

>>552724613
the fuckin bernie
so happy for tht gif Heaven thx

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>>552724904
That's Bruce Willis from Kill Bil

>>552724928
Not most but a lot lol

>>552724904
YES

>>552724967
ohh is it time for the dinosaur? or maybe moms spaghetti?

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>>552724781
>niggers is of better than asians
>mfw

>>552724926
then who was phone? haven't heard that one before

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>>552724849
And those fucked up teeth, and they all look like twins, and they're all flat chested as fuck. Ya real hot anon. Real hot.

>>552724967
>hits me with a spoon

Dude well ok at least you are trying

>>552724967
absolute bullshit, please stop posting

>>552724967
Starting to reek of dinosaur.

>>552724967
This is the fakest shit

>>552725049
phone was everyone, everyone was phone

>>552724967
>I'm Out

>>552724967
>father cuts off own dick
>Shoves in OP's mouth
>Fingerblast sally till she's 14

>>552724967
You got knocked unconscious from a fucking spoon?

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>>552724463
>i shout NO STOP THIS
>pick up 2 cup heads
>slam sally with cup head 1
>slam the dad with cup head 2
>all cup heads are broke
>cup heads crying
>mothers crying
>sally crying
>the mother
>you guessed it...crying
>take the son of family
>grab a burger and chill with him
>"fucking girls right"

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>>552725051
I like them flat and short if you get my drift.

>>552724967
LOL

>>552724926
continue please who was phone?

>>552724967
stupid shit that op day dreams about while in pre algebra class

>>552725113
yes thats exactly what happen
>end

>>552724967
>gets hit with a spoon and fall unconscious
0/0 did you even try at all

>>552725005
moar

>>552725120
>mothers crying
>sally crying
>the mother
>you guessed it...crying
I didn't have to guess it you told me faggot

>>552725005

Southeast?

>>552725120
>6/10 build starter
>4/10 continuation
>8/10 ending
>I lol'd

>>552725134
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>552725126
>>552725126

Who... Who would let you in a catholic school??

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>>552725049
you know that one when you are with your grill and the phone rings

so you anser the phone and they say
wut r u doing with my daughter

and you tell your girl and she says "my dad is ded"

lol wtf, then who was phone?

Where're the other parts?

>>552724419
pics or it didnt happern

>>552725113
sally fuckin loves it

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>>552725214
k

>>552725238
yep

>>552725263
HR I suppose. Imagine my smile when they handed me my camera and sent me off to heaven

>>552725236
better ending than whatever shit OP is cooking up

are no other parts
most people hate it

i don't continue stories unless people actually like it
but this one is just a funny test
call me a summerfag but idgaf

>>552725180
>end
>End
>ENd
>END
>Everyone Noodle Dances

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>>552725313
Do you even scroll brah

>>552725262
>months
>not a newfag

top kik

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>>552725273

>>552725320
Obviously faggot, otherwise Sally wouldn't fucking beg jack skellington (op) to finger blast her 6 yr old twat.

>>552725262
You can't stop being a newfag till you lurk for a minimum of a year.

Newfag

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>>552725357
You made me unlike you because you care about someone's opinion.
jeez nig wat da frek

>>552725330
> Imagine my erection when they handed me my camera and sent me off to heaven

Fix that for you.

>>552725463
the irony is that i don't care about the peoples who opinion that want me to continue

OP so are you saying you want to come to my house and fingerblast my 6 year old

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>>552725527
Thank you!

>>552725330

Judging by the malay majority and a teensy bit of chinese I'd say this one is either Indo or Malay. Though a catholic high school with a weird obsession of using english words is most likely located in Indo, yes?

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>>552725357
Heaven wins again. Literally fucking called it.
>>552724360

>>552725357
Keep going ffs, can't stop now

>>552725454
Kek

>>552724756
Don't know why the summerfags don't know your pics.

>>552725367
Neat proof, but where's the story? Anything actually happen with any of these females?

>>552725393
>>552725454
>still falling for this stale pasta
>claiming others to be newfags
faggots

>>552725545
just continue please

>>>>552725005


more of the middle one in the blue baby doll/bikini

she's just screaming to be fucked hard in that outfit

also the tall glasses one is cute as fuck

>>552725545
I like your story, fictional or real, I don't care, please continue

Related and actually true story unlike OP

>babysitting
>upstairs with little girl watching power puff girls or some shit
>she's like 4 or 5
>she gets on the bed
>does a summersault and props her ass into the air
>'anonette. touch me. touch me right there. I'm a bumble bee. Touch my stinger. bzzz. bzzz. bzzzz.'
>'no'
>'BZZZZZZ. BZZZZ'
>do not touch stinger
>tell her to shut the fuck up and watch tv
>never babysit there again because one or both parents is probably a kiddy diddler and I was still underage at the time myself

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>>552725583
Wrong but close

>>552725694
Nothing happen, I just like taking pics. I sometimes get hugs from the touchy ones, and kisses on the cheeks from the tiny kids. Sometimes I pat the heads of teens. Nothing out of the ordinary

>>552725393
>not recognizing stale pasta
fuck yourself, newfriend

>>552725735
>>
>>552724384

>>552725583

Never mind, I just remembered one country with a higher number of catholic schools. It's in the Philippines.

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>>552724967
>dad asks me why i didn't finger blast sally and keep my mouth shut
>say sorry sorry
>unties sally
>"sit in front of him"
>sally is in front of me naked
>dad unties 1 hand
>you better fucking finger blast sally
>start to cry
>"i dont want to finger blast sally"
>dad "FUCKING FINGER BLAST SALLY"
>"i dont want to finger blast sally"
>we go on like this till he slaps me with his teaspoon
>"next time it will be the table spoon"
>im pee a little
>start too finger bang sally
>sally is enjoying it
>dad unties me
>"now fuck off kid, and dont forget to post this story on /b/"
>"o..ok sir"
>before i go he whips me again with the tea spoon across my ass

i hot foot it out of there and here i am being a cock sucking faggot for not finger banging sally sooner.

>>552725454
then what, what are you after a year?

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>>552725773

>>552725806
Newfag me If you can uderage faggot

>>552725773
I lol'd

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>>552725773

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>>552725732
oh, I have tons of her, I think I have a folder of her somewhere.

Those aren't OC tho, I got those from her FB. Here's a pic I took of her and her sister

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All in motion of ignoring OP and his fucking headcannon and making this thread about Chinese Camerman?

>>552725803
>>552725578
>>552725367
>>552725330

At least this shit is more interesting and has fucking pictures of some kind.

>>552725843
(clap clap)
better ending than i can think off

>>552724756
Ikaw yung photographer sa isang school right?

>>552725578
Why the fuck are there always qt3.14 in Our lady of perpetual schools. Shit you on ph anon?

>>552725843
then i were dinosaur?

>>552725843
>dat gif's name
>my sides

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>>552725773
>BZZZZ BZZZZZ

>>552725843
>


>Continue to fingerblast sally for hours
>She has the strongest orgasm ever
>Shes out cold... WTF
>Tap her with a spoon to wake her up
>Not working
>Try bigger spoon
>Hit her harder this time, with a rolling pin
>Start beating her with a frying pan

>Fuck shes not breathing
>Wake up sally
>Sally are you OK? Are you OK Sally?

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>>552725943
I'm a Flip tho lol

>>552725979
Yes /b/rad

>>552726003
see above

>>552725934

Jesus CHRIST.

Please tell me you tapped that.

SHAWN SHAWN SHAWN SHAWWWN

>>552726051
Prepetual cavite b?

>>552725120
The fuck is a cup head?

>>552725954
just continue the story butthurt faggot

>>552725578
Those fucking hipster glasses....

>>552726051
Yeah, but aren't the girls Chinese? I seem to recall that at the beginning. Either way... Hijack the thread. OP is such a raging faggot that his thread and thereby his epeen is useless and moronic.

Post more stories and pictures.

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>>552726026

>>552724402
If this story were true, this man knows what's up.

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>>552726060
I did not tap any of the students. I may be a pedo/ephebo but I know my limits lol... I got myself a legal gf that looks really young

>>552726104
Nah, I'm near the capital

>>552726167
I love them, dont bash

>>552726151
head of a cup

>>552726003

Looks like one of those rich private schools. Rich, private, and catholic schools are like the birdnest of pretty faces with thick wallets. Also why the fuck are all the pinoys living in my city ugly as hell? Not to mention their lack of awareness on public areas and so on.

>>552726151
have you not been reading OP's story? i bet you think im OP too fucking newfag

>>552726161
fucking fine

>i hit the hipster dad in the head with a fork
>his head goes flying like when titan-eren punches that titans head off
>i fucking kill everyone
>fuck that
>fuck you
>fuck this, that and that
>fuck me and all
>fuck is all

>>552726051
I knew it. Glad you have your oc back /b/rad.

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This is a picture of my daughter. She told me no more blowjobs, so I'm posting her pics here.

She loves to swallow, and will do anything to add new things to her dinosaur collection.

She also likes to give hand jobs in restaurants. Her favorites are Italian ones with the checkered table cloths so nobody can see what she is doing. She always orders spaghetti.

If you can count to potato, I'll post more.

>>552726269
op is an alcohol

>>552726221
Sooo....olop main?

>>552726269
lame OP, you cant even finish your own pasta.

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>>552726191
Nah, man. They're all Flips.

So yeah, I was a freelance photographer and got hired for their modelling event. I submitted a resume and they hired me for permanents... Shit's cool. The girls are really nice and the boys are scared of the adults in uniform


>>552726278
Not all of them, just a lot

This is the worst thread ever.

>>552726361
i'm too lazy

>>552726243
Yeah, I know. I knew a chick who studies there..feels though you can't study on those colleges

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>>552726359
you missed the last two letters but yes. And what do you mean main? We haven't launched the branch yet... Are you an insider?

>>552726269
Great ending, we're done here! Abort thread everyone

>>552726269
axaxaxax op you are a genius
10/10

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>>552726425
> I got blown the fuck out. >>552724360

> FTFY
> Pic related

>>552726425
OP is a faggot.

>>552726382
Moar pics /b/rad

>>552726425
you fucking suck

>>552726467
When i said main the one i manila?

>>552725773
>True Story
>Be 15
>Watching kids for aunt
>4 kids; 2 cousins and 2 friends
>Playing with cousin, giving' piggybacks and shit
>little girl ask for a shoulder-ride
>She's in dress but figure it's fine
>She hops on my shoulders
>Feel something weird touch neck
>Fuck is that
>Carry the around the house for a few minutes
>Cousins wrap themselves around my feet
>Other cousin grabs my waist
>"Stop anonette might fall and get hurt"
>Cousin on waist looks up
>"Anonette isn't wearing undies!"
>Explains that feeling I had
>Grab annette off shoulders and ask where her underwear is
>"Forgot to bring some"

She borrowed a pair from my cousin and I put them to bed, then spent the rest of the night playing Call of Duty.

thinks its time to be an hero

>>552726467

more of the cutie in the nerd glasses please

also, would you tap any of that given the right situation? what would you do if one of your students openly said "fuck me"?

>>552723816
>>552723852
>>552723949
Nice sage.

You might not want OP to continue, but you clearly want attention on an anonymous board.

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fingerbangsally

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>>552726467
Oh yeah.. so I get to enter any classroom any fucking time I want. The older ones stand up and bow down to me. The little ones just say hi.

Funny when I get recognized in the mall or someplace public. Imagine I'm eating fries at McD's and some girls pass by and bow down and greet me. Fucking powertrip

>>552726532
Oh, we're not connected with Perpetual Help Manila.

>>552726535
>it was a dick.

>>552726573
Lols they're too much of a cam whore to do those..

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>>552724463
>>he hits the mom in the with a glass cup head
>>hits the mom in the with a glass
>>the mom in the with
>>in the with

Getting hit in the with hurts alot

>>552726467

Dude you do realise the risk of posting these pics right? What it takes is just one asshole who reports that there's a permanent photographer in the school who posts pictures of underage girls in a board like /b/

>>552726687
Got damn it
Didn't cover my bases well enough

>>552726535
I'm curious
10/10 continue

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>>552726746
I've been posting for two years and haven't been caught. I made precautions

>There are about a dozen photographers for different situations
>I'm close buddies with the girls who screen calls and emails
>other secret precautions taken

>>552724967
>he proceeds to get a spoon and hit me in the head

lost it hard, couldnt contain my laughter and now my keyboard and screen is full of spit

>>552726675

So all these students are just select "models"?

And here I thought the Philippines were blessed with random good looking girls.

>>552726746
>KEK
They don't care about those pics
And probably only a few flips here in /b/ knows the school

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>>552726573
I probably wont cause I'd prolly get caught. The only reason I get to take these pics and the girls love me is because I've been careful.

>>552726895
No, they're normal students. I'm not in charge of the official marketing photos.

>>552726874

good for you then. Keep on contributing mate. You're a good dude.

>>552726895
There a lot of good looking qt3.14 here though tehy typically pic pale skinned girls..our society's mind set is fucked up tbh

>>552724967
yeahno
>inb4 dinosaur

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>>552726642
This ladies and gents is the moral of the story

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>>552727004
Will do

>>552727085
KITTYCHAN I LOVE YOU! I WILL BREAK YOU OUT I SWEAR ON MY LIFE

>>552726535
lol you hand stank neck

i had a something similur
>go cousins
>little girl like 9 is there
>sitting on arm of the couch
>kind of like riding it
>im sitting next to her on the actual couch
>she gets off
>im tired so rest my head
>stank coming form arm of couch
>remove head from arm
>place arm on leg
>head on red 4
>we're playing twister?

but for real she didnt have undies on and was rubbing herself on the chair, stank.

>>552727127
Ilang taon na yan /b/rad? Looks solid tho.

>>552726286

Haha thats awesome.

If wish OP would not be such a faggot and try harder to achieve something like this.

>>552726221
you're a sad fuck
just reading your comments gives me an estrogen dose to last for months

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>>552727239
Right now she's 18 or 19, /b/rad. She just graduated.

>>552727246
Glad to be of help to grow you boobs. Send me pics when they develop!

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>>552725116

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>>552727352

>>552727127
Moar of her, /b/rad!

OP literally had his thread hijacked. Fucking goddamn that's funny.

>>552726746

Attitudes are different in non feminazi countries.

They arent always looking for reasons to say that every man is a pedo rapist.

>>552727352
If you post pic of yourself i swear I'll seriously turn into a woman.. a homosexual woman

>>552727352
>mfw its time to migrate to marikina

http://hi.kg/aN8

>>552727352
woodrose? or which school? i recognized one pic from bora.. im a foreigner who lived in manila for 16 years

>>552726535

>>552725773 here

I got reverse diddled once

>some other lady's kids
>a boy and a girl ages 7 and 5 respectively
>one of my first babysitting gigs
>don't know wtf to with these kids mang, they look bored and confused
>decide to win them over with candy and television
>huge mistake
>not 10 minutes into an episode of sponge bob these kids lose their shit and succumb to a ridiculous sugar high
>they double team me
>the girl launches herself onto my shoulders some how and starts trying to cut off all my hair with a pair of safety scissors
>the boy goes underneath the long skirt I was wearing as though it were some mystery table cloth to explore
>he starts tugging at my panties
>and then he balls his hands into a fist
>and then starts falcon punching me at lightning speed and force in the cunt repeatedly
>can't do much about it because again one of these fucking monkeys is trying to balance her self on top of my shoulders and waving scissors around and I don't want to lose an eye

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>>552727614
Brotip: Shanika Silverio

She's a camwhore, you can google her

>>552727753
The best kind of woman

>>552727782
Best place in the metro. Good food, clean streets and nice people

>>552724623
this is now your thread. OP and his shit story can leave.

>>552727867
#rekt.

http://4archive.org/b/thread/552723687

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>>552727467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

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>>552727127

Glad so see I'm not the only who thinks she's do-able, also she's the irl version of American McGee's Alice

#kittychan

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>>552727932
To tell you the truth, I didn't even read past the first two lines

>>552728060
#kittychan... Btw, You in the irc?

>>552725585
Thumbnail faggot

>>552727127
Seriously though, break kittychan out. Poor kid.

>>552727913
Found it!

>>552727867
Tits or gtfo.

>>552726853
>Wake up next morning
>It's 6 a.m. Wash all the kids dirty clothes
>Wake up kids around 8
>Cook food, pancakes, eggs, and bacon.
>Fuckin' kids love that shit
>Can't find anonette or little cousin
>badfeeling.jpeg
>Ask cousin
>Anonette is hiding
>"wft why?"
>"Cause you touched her peepee and now you have to marry her, but you can't see her till the wedding"
>God fucking damn it
>Search for kids.
>Hear them in cousin's room
>Open door
>Anonette is standing naked, while little cousin is looking for a white dress in the closet
>She starts screaming "No you can't see me till we are married!"
>runs past me, tries to go out the front door
>Gets halfway out, I pull her back in screaming.
>Shut the door
>I explain that she doesn't have to marry me, and the matter is resolved
>15 minutes later I hear knocking at the door
>Parents are probably here.
>I open door
>Cops
>Fuck.
>Neighbor in background points at me and nods
>Cops slam me into the wall
>Cuffs me, puts me in back of car. Lady takes kids away.
>"What the fuck is going on?!?!?!"
>"Shut up cho-mo"
>"Oh i'm fucked"

I end up getting released from police station 2 hours later after I explain what happened.

I still get weird looks from my aunts neighbors.

>>552727913
Salamat /b/rah!

>>552727867
rules are rules TITS

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>>552728185
We're trying to start something on Facebook and Twitter, something like the funds collected for the zimzam

>>552728196
Happy fapping!

>>552728220
Anytime

>>552727913

Is everything in English there?

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>>552728351
No, we mostly speak Filipino (Tagalog), why?

>>552724419
Tang ina kapatid ko yan, I don't care if you understood that use google translate if you're some foreign faggot... just remember
malalaman at malalaman ko kung sino ka at kakatayin kita, sisiguraduhing kong matatangal ka sa trabaho mo putang ina

I just woke up and am taking a fat shit, but apparently i'm actually still sleeping because I swear I SAW SOME CUNT GREEN TEXTING WITH NO TITS. So obviously i'm still not irl.

>>552728450
Tagalog fucking kik.

>2005+9
>Not speaking master race tengwar.

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>>552728463
Which one is your sis? You quoted my anime post lol.. I've been posting for two years and until now hindi pa ako nahuhuli.

Give in and fap to your sister like all good brothers should. Better you than some stranger

>>552724580
are u pinoy op?

>>552728348
#kittychan? because I was on anoth irc channel and we're trying something similar

>>552728463
Fuck off! Proof?

>>552728450
I think that's cool as fuck speaking multiple languages, all I can do is cuss at Mexicans and ask where is the bathroom in Spanish..

>>552728804
same but in french... the mexicans dont really get it

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>>552728645
wtf is Tengwar? lol

>>552728736
#TheSlendyOne

We're trying to start something for her

>>552728804
top kek... Two languages is nothing when you're not a native english speaker. Learning english is required to get anywhere in life

>>552726286
i am so unsatisfied right now

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>>552728175
no I don't use irc

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>>552728348
may I ask server name?

>>552728214
>>552728298
Rules only apply to attention whore not all femanons faggots

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>>552728889
Just googled Tengwar. I think I'd rather Dothraki lol

>>552729010
Oh it's okay man. You'll hear about it anyway if we're successful

>>552724781
as an indian
FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK NO
Go wash your eyes in acid they deserve it

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>>552729086
No, sorry.

>http://4archive.org/b/thread/552723687

>olopsc.edu.ph

Kek

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>>552729109
GOT FUCK YA!

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>>552723687
>>552724463
>>552724967

anon, after reading your story I stared at my computer screen for several minutes in shock trying to rationalize what I just read.

10/10, that was fun to read.

>>552728889

tengwar is a script. Famously used for quenya or sindarin but also khuzdul or black speech

>>552728889
Wait helix?

>>552728218
The neighbors were probably bitter faggots who don't know how retarded kids can get.

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>>552728348
kinda messed up there is no fund for Morgan Geyser, only for the victim

>>552729227
lol, if you manage to find the alumni page and extract the header, I managed to convince the webpage update person to embed the Anonymous logo up in there for lulz.

>dont judge, it was back when it was cool

>>552729328
top kek

>>552729395
I just got it lol

>>552729425
YES. You?

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>>552729503
Forgot pic

>>552729503
Kitchen. Shit, hi m8.

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>>552729010
>>552729086
the fuck

>>552725357
>someone post a pedo story
>/b/ screams yes

>someone post a story where the pedo will get fucked in the jail by 2 big black gentleman
>/b/ says no

>>552726026
I kek'd

>>552729629
Fucking timing

>>552wholy fuck the majority of the people in this thread are retarded as fucl mamblin with irrelavent shit

god damn niggers make a new thread with babysitter stories fuck damn

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>>552729592
lol, this is the administrative job I was telling you about..

And our plan with Cookiegirl? It fucking backfired. I now have a Holo Charmander pokemon card that she keeps inside her wallet for good luck q.q

>>552729643
those are just kids trying to be edgy.

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>>552729741

>>552727913
But marikina is prone to flooding. Remember ondoy. Caintafag here

>>552724463
>in the with a glass cup head

>>552729741
Nice, m8.

And shit. Umm...well you managed to not go to the movies with her, right?

captcha: the reclingin

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>>552729948
Well... every place has its downside. And that's only like once a year.

I feel like I'm living in Atlantis

>>552725773
the fact that you had to type "anonette" instead of anon just shows that you're some dipshit feminist or just some 15-17 yr old looking for attention, gtfo of our /b/

>>552728463
You got incest stories /b/rad?

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>>552730091
I did... I wasn't able to get out of her baking lessons tho q.q

Its not cheating right? Its just baking lessons... And I can gradually decrease our time together