>got a job for babysitting
>babysitting neighbors daughter and little brother
>both parents are out
>10:30 PM parents will be back home soon
>playing with the little guy and feeding him
>little girl comes down stairs
>need anything i ask
>'' could u stick ur finger in my private part?''
> wh-why would you want me to do that?
>''sometimes daddy comes into my room and sticks his finger in my private parts and it feels good
>''he says its ok, but he's not home so can u do it?''
continue or no
i'm fapping so don't dissappoint me, son!
Fuck off Heaven! I'm sick of your shitposting in every fucking thread I see. Just because you've fucking hacked your ID, doesn't make you better than anyone else.
> faggot comes up with some stupid as shit story.
> faggot begins story but wants to make an epic bread
> no one gives two fucking shits
> says he wont post if people dont want
> keeps trying to spark conversation
> gonna keep waiting for someone to finally say yes
> inb4 lame as fuck story
Dude He Is 100% correct. However collect your money.
>tell him its not enough
<he says thats the amount we agreed on
>you say we are going to agree on $20,000 over 6 months
<he will be astonished
>show him recording of what was said
>ask for another 20,000
He will kill himself before he gives you up!!
Get paid money money GET PAID
I'm a photographer for an Asian catholic school.
>so i'm like no just fucking no
>is in mind say that
>i tell her no for real
>she asks why
>i can't do that
>waits till parents get home later on
>tells mother about
>mother is fucking mad like hell like she has been on a period for 7 years now
>father comes down and mom punches father in chest
>father is confused
>'' YOU FUCKER HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO SALLY!''
>father pushes her back
>they start to rustle
>i try stopping the father
>he hits the mom in the with a glass cup head
continue or no?
Cool story, bro
I've been posting my shit for years. Arent you people tired of this.
She's my favorite.
i did not expect this at all
lol u just jelly.
Oh god the powertrip when I enter a classroom, they all stand up and they bow down to me.
Most of them! I kind anon had them lol.. Glad you remember me
Pic related, one of the OC I got back
Ahhhha holy fuck that's funny
With those nostrils you can camp in? Nah..
Falcon Punch Incoming!!!
fucking grammar mistakes i'm playing aottg while writing this shit
>mother is on floor, unconscious
>father looks into my eyes
>he wrestles me to the ground
>i get a good hit in the head
>he gets once in the arm
>he grabs me and pulls his arm around my neck
>i detach from his shitty arm
>grabs glass and stabs it in his arm
>he proceeds to get a spoon and hit me in the head
>i lay unconscious
>wake up in a dark room with flashlight
>father is in front of me and children and mother are tied and layed against a wall
That's Bruce Willis from Kill Bil
Not most but a lot lol
>niggers is of better than asians
And those fucked up teeth, and they all look like twins, and they're all flat chested as fuck. Ya real hot anon. Real hot.
>i shout NO STOP THIS
>pick up 2 cup heads
>slam sally with cup head 1
>slam the dad with cup head 2
>all cup heads are broke
>cup heads crying
>you guessed it...crying
>take the son of family
>grab a burger and chill with him
>"fucking girls right"
I like them flat and short if you get my drift.
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
you know that one when you are with your grill and the phone rings
so you anser the phone and they say
wut r u doing with my daughter
and you tell your girl and she says "my dad is ded"
lol wtf, then who was phone?
HR I suppose. Imagine my smile when they handed me my camera and sent me off to heaven
Do you even scroll brah
You made me unlike you because you care about someone's opinion.
jeez nig wat da frek
Judging by the malay majority and a teensy bit of chinese I'd say this one is either Indo or Malay. Though a catholic high school with a weird obsession of using english words is most likely located in Indo, yes?
Heaven wins again. Literally fucking called it.
more of the middle one in the blue baby doll/bikini
she's just screaming to be fucked hard in that outfit
also the tall glasses one is cute as fuck
Related and actually true story unlike OP
>upstairs with little girl watching power puff girls or some shit
>she's like 4 or 5
>she gets on the bed
>does a summersault and props her ass into the air
>'anonette. touch me. touch me right there. I'm a bumble bee. Touch my stinger. bzzz. bzzz. bzzzz.'
>do not touch stinger
>tell her to shut the fuck up and watch tv
>never babysit there again because one or both parents is probably a kiddy diddler and I was still underage at the time myself
Wrong but close
Nothing happen, I just like taking pics. I sometimes get hugs from the touchy ones, and kisses on the cheeks from the tiny kids. Sometimes I pat the heads of teens. Nothing out of the ordinary
>dad asks me why i didn't finger blast sally and keep my mouth shut
>say sorry sorry
>"sit in front of him"
>sally is in front of me naked
>dad unties 1 hand
>you better fucking finger blast sally
>start to cry
>"i dont want to finger blast sally"
>dad "FUCKING FINGER BLAST SALLY"
>"i dont want to finger blast sally"
>we go on like this till he slaps me with his teaspoon
>"next time it will be the table spoon"
>im pee a little
>start too finger bang sally
>sally is enjoying it
>dad unties me
>"now fuck off kid, and dont forget to post this story on /b/"
>before i go he whips me again with the tea spoon across my ass
i hot foot it out of there and here i am being a cock sucking faggot for not finger banging sally sooner.
oh, I have tons of her, I think I have a folder of her somewhere.
Those aren't OC tho, I got those from her FB. Here's a pic I took of her and her sister
All in motion of ignoring OP and his fucking headcannon and making this thread about Chinese Camerman?
At least this shit is more interesting and has fucking pictures of some kind.
>Continue to fingerblast sally for hours
>She has the strongest orgasm ever
>Shes out cold... WTF
>Tap her with a spoon to wake her up
>Try bigger spoon
>Hit her harder this time, with a rolling pin
>Start beating her with a frying pan
>Fuck shes not breathing
>Wake up sally
>Sally are you OK? Are you OK Sally?
I'm a Flip tho lol
Yeah, but aren't the girls Chinese? I seem to recall that at the beginning. Either way... Hijack the thread. OP is such a raging faggot that his thread and thereby his epeen is useless and moronic.
Post more stories and pictures.
I did not tap any of the students. I may be a pedo/ephebo but I know my limits lol... I got myself a legal gf that looks really young
Nah, I'm near the capital
I love them, dont bash
Looks like one of those rich private schools. Rich, private, and catholic schools are like the birdnest of pretty faces with thick wallets. Also why the fuck are all the pinoys living in my city ugly as hell? Not to mention their lack of awareness on public areas and so on.
>i hit the hipster dad in the head with a fork
>his head goes flying like when titan-eren punches that titans head off
>i fucking kill everyone
>fuck this, that and that
>fuck me and all
>fuck is all
This is a picture of my daughter. She told me no more blowjobs, so I'm posting her pics here.
She loves to swallow, and will do anything to add new things to her dinosaur collection.
She also likes to give hand jobs in restaurants. Her favorites are Italian ones with the checkered table cloths so nobody can see what she is doing. She always orders spaghetti.
If you can count to potato, I'll post more.
Nah, man. They're all Flips.
So yeah, I was a freelance photographer and got hired for their modelling event. I submitted a resume and they hired me for permanents... Shit's cool. The girls are really nice and the boys are scared of the adults in uniform
Not all of them, just a lot
you missed the last two letters but yes. And what do you mean main? We haven't launched the branch yet... Are you an insider?
> I got blown the fuck out. >>552724360
> Pic related
>Watching kids for aunt
>4 kids; 2 cousins and 2 friends
>Playing with cousin, giving' piggybacks and shit
>little girl ask for a shoulder-ride
>She's in dress but figure it's fine
>She hops on my shoulders
>Feel something weird touch neck
>Fuck is that
>Carry the around the house for a few minutes
>Cousins wrap themselves around my feet
>Other cousin grabs my waist
>"Stop anonette might fall and get hurt"
>Cousin on waist looks up
>"Anonette isn't wearing undies!"
>Explains that feeling I had
>Grab annette off shoulders and ask where her underwear is
>"Forgot to bring some"
She borrowed a pair from my cousin and I put them to bed, then spent the rest of the night playing Call of Duty.
more of the cutie in the nerd glasses please
also, would you tap any of that given the right situation? what would you do if one of your students openly said "fuck me"?
Oh yeah.. so I get to enter any classroom any fucking time I want. The older ones stand up and bow down to me. The little ones just say hi.
Funny when I get recognized in the mall or someplace public. Imagine I'm eating fries at McD's and some girls pass by and bow down and greet me. Fucking powertrip
Oh, we're not connected with Perpetual Help Manila.
>>he hits the mom in the with a glass cup head
>>hits the mom in the with a glass
>>the mom in the with
>>in the with
Getting hit in the with hurts alot
Dude you do realise the risk of posting these pics right? What it takes is just one asshole who reports that there's a permanent photographer in the school who posts pictures of underage girls in a board like /b/
I've been posting for two years and haven't been caught. I made precautions
>There are about a dozen photographers for different situations
>I'm close buddies with the girls who screen calls and emails
>other secret precautions taken
I probably wont cause I'd prolly get caught. The only reason I get to take these pics and the girls love me is because I've been careful.
No, they're normal students. I'm not in charge of the official marketing photos.
This ladies and gents is the moral of the story
KITTYCHAN I LOVE YOU! I WILL BREAK YOU OUT I SWEAR ON MY LIFE
lol you hand stank neck
i had a something similur
>little girl like 9 is there
>sitting on arm of the couch
>kind of like riding it
>im sitting next to her on the actual couch
>she gets off
>im tired so rest my head
>stank coming form arm of couch
>remove head from arm
>place arm on leg
>head on red 4
>we're playing twister?
but for real she didnt have undies on and was rubbing herself on the chair, stank.
Right now she's 18 or 19, /b/rad. She just graduated.
Glad to be of help to grow you boobs. Send me pics when they develop!
I got reverse diddled once
>some other lady's kids
>a boy and a girl ages 7 and 5 respectively
>one of my first babysitting gigs
>don't know wtf to with these kids mang, they look bored and confused
>decide to win them over with candy and television
>not 10 minutes into an episode of sponge bob these kids lose their shit and succumb to a ridiculous sugar high
>they double team me
>the girl launches herself onto my shoulders some how and starts trying to cut off all my hair with a pair of safety scissors
>the boy goes underneath the long skirt I was wearing as though it were some mystery table cloth to explore
>he starts tugging at my panties
>and then he balls his hands into a fist
>and then starts falcon punching me at lightning speed and force in the cunt repeatedly
>can't do much about it because again one of these fucking monkeys is trying to balance her self on top of my shoulders and waving scissors around and I don't want to lose an eye
Brotip: Shanika Silverio
She's a camwhore, you can google her
The best kind of woman
Best place in the metro. Good food, clean streets and nice people
Glad so see I'm not the only who thinks she's do-able, also she's the irl version of American McGee's Alice
To tell you the truth, I didn't even read past the first two lines
#kittychan... Btw, You in the irc?
>Wake up next morning
>It's 6 a.m. Wash all the kids dirty clothes
>Wake up kids around 8
>Cook food, pancakes, eggs, and bacon.
>Fuckin' kids love that shit
>Can't find anonette or little cousin
>Anonette is hiding
>"Cause you touched her peepee and now you have to marry her, but you can't see her till the wedding"
>God fucking damn it
>Search for kids.
>Hear them in cousin's room
>Anonette is standing naked, while little cousin is looking for a white dress in the closet
>She starts screaming "No you can't see me till we are married!"
>runs past me, tries to go out the front door
>Gets halfway out, I pull her back in screaming.
>Shut the door
>I explain that she doesn't have to marry me, and the matter is resolved
>15 minutes later I hear knocking at the door
>Parents are probably here.
>I open door
>Neighbor in background points at me and nods
>Cops slam me into the wall
>Cuffs me, puts me in back of car. Lady takes kids away.
>"What the fuck is going on?!?!?!"
>"Shut up cho-mo"
>"Oh i'm fucked"
I end up getting released from police station 2 hours later after I explain what happened.
I still get weird looks from my aunts neighbors.
We're trying to start something on Facebook and Twitter, something like the funds collected for the zimzam
No, we mostly speak Filipino (Tagalog), why?
Tang ina kapatid ko yan, I don't care if you understood that use google translate if you're some foreign faggot... just remember
malalaman at malalaman ko kung sino ka at kakatayin kita, sisiguraduhing kong matatangal ka sa trabaho mo putang ina
I just woke up and am taking a fat shit, but apparently i'm actually still sleeping because I swear I SAW SOME CUNT GREEN TEXTING WITH NO TITS. So obviously i'm still not irl.
Which one is your sis? You quoted my anime post lol.. I've been posting for two years and until now hindi pa ako nahuhuli.
Give in and fap to your sister like all good brothers should. Better you than some stranger
wtf is Tengwar? lol
We're trying to start something for her
top kek... Two languages is nothing when you're not a native english speaker. Learning english is required to get anywhere in life
no I don't use irc
may I ask server name?
Just googled Tengwar. I think I'd rather Dothraki lol
Oh it's okay man. You'll hear about it anyway if we're successful
GOT FUCK YA!
anon, after reading your story I stared at my computer screen for several minutes in shock trying to rationalize what I just read.
10/10, that was fun to read.
kinda messed up there is no fund for Morgan Geyser, only for the victim
lol, if you manage to find the alumni page and extract the header, I managed to convince the webpage update person to embed the Anonymous logo up in there for lulz.
>dont judge, it was back when it was cool
I just got it lol
wholy fuck the majority of the people in this thread are retarded as fucl mamblin with irrelavent shit
god damn niggers make a new thread with babysitter stories fuck damn
lol, this is the administrative job I was telling you about..
And our plan with Cookiegirl? It fucking backfired. I now have a Holo Charmander pokemon card that she keeps inside her wallet for good luck q.q
Well... every place has its downside. And that's only like once a year.
I feel like I'm living in Atlantis
the fact that you had to type "anonette" instead of anon just shows that you're some dipshit feminist or just some 15-17 yr old looking for attention, gtfo of our /b/
I did... I wasn't able to get out of her baking lessons tho q.q
Its not cheating right? Its just baking lessons... And I can gradually decrease our time together
No that's not cheating at all. But she'll be using it as a ploy to get your attention. The gradually decreasing time thing should help. Maybe you could set her up with someone? That would fix it.
I just ran out of pics.. I gtg anyway...
It was a nice dump, thanks for viewing.
Kitchen, see you at the irc when I get on lol
I'll be there if I'm not busy today
Jesus Christ, who the fuck uses anonette? I've seen femanon plenty of times, but never that. You probably go to 9gag. leave /b/ now.
Not to brag but I'm the nicest guy I know lol... And most of my friends are girls. The men are taken.
It might also be slightly my fault cause I find them really cute... When they get all clingy and psycho tho..... q.q
I'll do my best, /b/rad. Ingat din!
Will do, Kittyspeed!
Additional, don't know if anon is here or not anymore, but anyone ever seen School Days?
Thought it was funny that's beginning to sound like that scenario.