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If Nicolas Cage were a piece of paper, he would be a Nicolas Page

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If Nicolas Cage were a piece of paper, he would be a Nicolas Page
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If Nicolas Cage were ID Heaven he'd be Nicolas Sage
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>>552664390
If I were a faggot, I'd be OP
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>>552664390
If nicolas cage was a turrible actor he'd be nicolas cage
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If OP were straight, he'd still be a giant fucking faggot
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If Nicolas Cage was a good actor I would watch his movies.
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If Nicolas Cage was a laborer, he would be Nicolas Wage
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>>552664390
If Nicholas Cage was always angry, he would be Nicholas Rage.
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If I were 50, I would be Nicolas' Age
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>>552664685
I watch his movies, therefore he is a good actor
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If Nicholas Cage wore everything in a neutral brown color, he'd be Nicholas Beige.
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>>552664390
If Nicolas Cage was a bicycle tire product, he would be Nicolas Gauge
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If Nicholas Cage were a video game he would be Nicholas Dragon Age
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If Nicholas Cage had no penis he would be Dickless Cage
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If Nicolas Cage did magic he would be Nicolas Mage
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If Nicolas Cage was a wizard, he would be Nicolas Mage.
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if nicolas cage was a paint color, he would be nicolas beige
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If Nicholas Cage were Justin Bieber he would be Nicholas Swage
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>>552664775
>>552665243
>>552665453
>>552665519

>Nicholas
If Nicolas Cage had his name misspelled by faggots, he would be Nicholas Cage
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If Nicolas Cage could use magic, he would be Nicolas Mage
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>>552665567
>>552665690
Inb4 hivemind
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>>552664390
If nicolas cage ate bacteria he'd be nicolas phage
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>>552665793
>already posted
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>>552665783
You're not Nicholas Cage...are you anon?
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If Nicholas Cage was a campfire he'd be dead
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>>552665035
Sorry. Forgot everything YOU watch is automaticly good if you say it is.
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If Nicolas Cage were a plant he would be Nicolas Wild Sage
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If Nicolas cage was angry he'd be Nicolas rage
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If Nicolas Cage had a band, it would be Cage Against the Machine.
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If Nicolas Cage laid down and had a Metallica concert on his back, he would be Nicolas Stage.
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>>552666047
It was posted while I was writing mine so I didn't see it
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>>552666097
Argument invalid infidel!
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>>552666548
Should have checked first summer
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>>552666210
Youre an idiot. He was pointing out how flawed your logic is in a Socratic style, intended to get you to think critically.
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>>552666674
Shut the fuck up faggot before I suck your dick and eat your cum and shove your cock up my ass faggot.
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If Nicholas Cage were a Pedo he'd be Nicholas "whats ur age"
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If Nicolas cage worked at mcdonalds he'd be Nicolas minimum wage
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If Nicolas Cage was sainted, he'd be St, Nicolas Cage.
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>>552667001
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If Nicolas Cage was in jail he would be Nicolas Caged
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If nick coppola starred in mortal kombat he would be johnny cage
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If Nicolas Cage was cool he'd be Nicolas Kage
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>>552667736
Holy shit. I've never seen such a flaming homosexual before. God damn you're a faggot.
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If Nicolas Cage were poor, he would be Nickel-less Cage
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if nicolas cage were a power ranger, he would be the yellow one
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If Nicholas Cage were a squire he'd be Nicholas Page
>am I doing it right
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>>552667959
This guy
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>>552667959
THIS
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>>552667959
If Nicolas Cage were Chad Croeger he'd be Nickleback Cage
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>>552668251

Pages are tought by Squires that have yet to be knighted, while they are training under their specific knight.

They aren't the same thing so no you did it wrong.
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>>552664390
If Nicolas Cage went to jail, he would be Nicolas Caged
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>>552668708
*
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>>552664390
If Nicolas Cage was mmo character he'd be Nicolas Mage
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If Nicholas Cage were a scavenger he would be Nicholas Necrophage
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If Nicolas Cage were a future utopian society, he'd be the Niggaless Age
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If Nicolas Cage were descended solely from Acadian exiles who settled in south Louisiana in the 18th century He'd be Nicolas Cajun
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>>552664390
If Nicolas Cage was fine wine he would be Nicolas Aged
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>>552666981
Didn't say he was a universally good actor you massive cock sucking faggot.

>Is Nicolas Cage a good actor?
It's a highly subjective question and so it is only relevant on an individual level.

>What is a good actor in the first place?
A good actor is one which can entertain the viewer and makes the viewer want to see more films/show that involve the actor.

If Nicolas Cage is in a movie, then I am more likely to go see that movie, and because of that I would say that he is a good actor.
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If Nicolas Cage had an anger problem he would be, he would be a Nicolas Rage
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so many reditt
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>>552669212
EVERY TIME I see this image, it reaffirms my desire to see him play Bizarro in Man of Steel 2.
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>>552664479
HAHAHAHAHAHA goddammit!!!
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If Nicolas Cage were on let out of a cage he'd be Nicolas Uncaged
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>>552669212
The last thing you need anon is another opinion on Nicolas Cage
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>>552664676
I lol'd...hard, props to you sir.
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>>552664390
If Nicolas Cage was frozen, he'd be Nicolas Ice Age nialoads was
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If Nicolas Cage were to retire from film he could be.. Nicolas On Stage
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>>552664390
If Nicolas Cage did not like this gay ass thread he would be Nicolas Sage
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If Nicolas Cage proposed to his girlfriend he would be Nicolas Engaged
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>>552669104

A+ for effort
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