think girl likes me, but she's fat.
Hey umm. So I just want to be straight up with you and let you know how I feel. I want to date you but only if you agree to loose some weight. What do you say Kaitlyn?
Fat girls always need dick. if you arent a faggot you will make her your whore
just say "9inches, uncut"
kek. we don't have an arby's in our town lmao. she's a total slut.
bitch, i don't care where you are, the offer was let's fug behind arby's. Now, are you down to let me in that roast beef of yours or am I going to have to suffice myself with some between a bun?
wow he rolled trips omg what do we do
And/or send this to her.
waiting for op
Im sorry ive been in a weird mood. i wanted to talk to you cause i know ull listen. Im sorry but I think we're really meant for each other and whatever. but we ned to talsk. I killed my parents. theyre in the bedroom motsly. I want to run away with you. we;l be together forever. if not and you tell antyoyne ill come back and cut your fucking head off
> D of destiny
> my sides
sorry, already sent it. idgaf if you get trips or not
I don't even know /b/ what the heck I am sad w/ lyfe lol.
You fell for the b8 m8
inb4 op is fat
OP Is a fat sperglord who can't score with a girl from juvie. maaaaan, RIP
rolling for "I was only there to visit your mom for a little action. now show me them tits girl."
Lol, OP how was fat camp?
hihihihi, fat camp...
I should probably go to that as well, when i think about it... LOL
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I didn't really go to fat camp though, I actually went to the sperglord inn, where I can roleplay while wearing my fedora and NOT have to clean out my fat flaps =) anyways, 1 yes i did friend you because you're a girl, tis' an awesome thing to see! 2 dont be intiminated, if anything, i will be the one in the kitchen. 3 how are you?
I apoligize m'lady
i didn't even try hard. if you'd look at the pictures, you would notice the pixels don't even match, size-wise.
dumb summerfags will fall for anything
>LEL SUMMER I TRIKC U
Suck on a bag of niggers
op called himself fat though.
Gee golly, OP you sure got me. I have been tricked. Until next time.
was fun while it lasted