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think girl likes me, but she's fat. 4 decides

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think girl likes me, but she's fat.

4 decides
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>>552632552

lets fuck behind Arbys
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>>552632765

reroll
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>>552632765
kek this
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>>552632552

Hey umm. So I just want to be straight up with you and let you know how I feel. I want to date you but only if you agree to loose some weight. What do you say Kaitlyn?
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>>552632934
hooray
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>>552632765
how original
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>>552632934
You're going to send her "reroll?" Oh, because she's fat?
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>>552633106

gonna need bigger bait for that one retard
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>>552632934
that was quick
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Just watching your photos, your gorgeous
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Which fat roll am I talking to?
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>>552633174
More clever than >>552632765
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>>552632552
Fat girls always need dick. if you arent a faggot you will make her your whore

just say "9inches, uncut"
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>>552633226
roll
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>>552632765
roll roll roll a joint
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>>552632765

kek. we don't have an arby's in our town lmao. she's a total slut.

9 next
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>>552633342

critiquing posts on the chans? get a load of this dingleberry fellas
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>>552633493
If I come to jville you dtf?
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>>552633493
Damn. Maybe send some pictures I'm fkn horny
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Then lets do it at my place,
but send me some nudes first
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>>552633493

i'm into raep so you gotta atleast put up a 10 second fight
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>>552633493
She's on it.
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>>552633537
What are you mad about? That you could only think of one response to the thread and you peaked with >>552632765
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just cum to my house then, retard
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>>552633586
reroll
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>>552633597
this guy knows what's up
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>>552633690

ain't mad bro, just find your new level of autism both shocking and amazing

also winrar
>>552633689
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>>552633493
Your animal look alike is a beached whale and I want to fuck that
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>>552633597
gonna reroll this
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>>552632552
Jville nc?
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>>552633689
ignoring this, doesn't even make sense.
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>>552633493
Yeah, and?
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bitch, i don't care where you are, the offer was let's fug behind arby's. Now, are you down to let me in that roast beef of yours or am I going to have to suffice myself with some between a bun?
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>>552634000
wow he rolled trips omg what do we do
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>>552633769
so we're just ignoring my roll for this? >>552633597
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>>552633934
If you even know how to read on what it's replied.
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we need a pic OP
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i dont want to run into anyone i know while we're getting down behind arby's baby. lets go meet up in thirty!
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>>552634000
And/or send this to her.
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Tell her to send some pics until you can get up there and fuck her brains out
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>>552634000
Please this over this >>552633689
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>>552634215


0 decides
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well get your ass over here, ill buy you some curly fries after we fuck for the effort.
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>>552634606
bitch you better learn, fucking stupid whore
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>>552634540
>summerfags
>don't play by rules

U killin' the joy
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>>552634606
You text like a retard you fucking landwhale, forget it I don't want to fuck you anymore.
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Can i smear mayonnaise on you? I know you already sweat it out but it really gets me going
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Well I like to send pics
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>>552634606
so youre just gonna be boring then?
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Maybe for some time you will change your rules? Ill give you a "present" if you will do this
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>>552634629
this
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>>552634606
Well when you learn to spell tubby come back and I'll give you some D of destiny.
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>>552634335
Reroll
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waiting for op
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well, that might be the reason no one likes you :)
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>>552634890
Winrar
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>>552634843
Thats so classy
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>>552634890
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>>552634606
I wish you were here so I could cover your face in my sweet smelling smegma.
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>>552635000
Trips wins, use this one op
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@552634745
Stop calling me a summerfag and tell heaven to leave me alone to. I've been here since i turned 15
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>>552634890
>>552635000
trips win
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>>552634606
Im sorry ive been in a weird mood. i wanted to talk to you cause i know ull listen. Im sorry but I think we're really meant for each other and whatever. but we ned to talsk. I killed my parents. theyre in the bedroom motsly. I want to run away with you. we;l be together forever. if not and you tell antyoyne ill come back and cut your fucking head off
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Shit there's a damn nigger pointing a gun in my face. He's gonna shoot me if you don't send some damn titties
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>>552634890
cash!
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>>552635000
Trips overrules
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>>552634890
> D of destiny
> my sides
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>>552635230
Too l8 m8
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>>552635171
nobodys falling for your bait faggot, fuck off
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>>552635000
trips delivar
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>>552635000
OP TRIPS OVERRULE
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>>552633493
OP lives in...Maryland?
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>>552635171
>1984+(3*5*2)
>using @ instead of >>
>since I was 15
Underage summerfag confirmed
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>>552635527
Stop being such a faget
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>>552634890

3 next

>>552635000
sorry, already sent it. idgaf if you get trips or not
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>>552634890
WINNER
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>>552635000
op must delivar
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>>552635583
8 the b8 m8
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>>552635230
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>>552635583
Baited
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Fucking terrance
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>>552635667
you're*
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>>552635667
You're*
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>>552635667
ay bby u wnt sum fuk?
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>>552635667
OP is the biggest faggot on earth, one does not simply ignore trips
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>>552635667
>idk why i even wanted to fuck you

Troll Thread
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okay sorry bye
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>>552635751
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im sorry i have been in a bad mood lately...personal stuff
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I don't even know /b/ what the heck I am sad w/ lyfe lol.
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>>552635751
Replying to your own posts. Smh
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Get your shit together Terrance!
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>>552635667
we can still fuck
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>>552635667
Probably because you're fat and you'd fuck anything.
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Let me send you a dick pic to make up for it


*send dick pic with time stamp*
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>>552635667
im homosexual so it doesnt matter
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>>552635234
Rolling
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>>552635667
come on, let's just do it. don't think too hard about it. all these moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain.
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>>552635667
i want barry dik in u yes
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>>552635667
baby, you know I love you, right? I want to patch things up with us. I need you now more than ever....
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>>552635751
reroll
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>>552636112
reroll!
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>>552635667
I forgive you
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>>552636085
Get
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please, whales are my fetish.
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>>552636112
reroll
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>>552636243
winrar
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>>552636243
Hue
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>I want you to eat nutella out of my navel
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>>552636190
Fag detected
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>>552635667
fat chance you coulda fucked me. no chubby for you tubby.
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>>552635667
You lead me on and say you won't send me pictures... wtf, Why wouldn't I get mad and say shit I don't mean?
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>>552636243
winrae
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Fuck me and you get a juicey pork chop for your troubles
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>>552635583
You fell for the b8 m8
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>>552635667
god dammit...

inb4 op is fat

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>>552636514
Reroll for recovery
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>>552636959
lets lick nutella out of eachothers navels
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>>552635230
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>>552636959
OP JUST GOT SHIT ON
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>>552636959
So where are we with those pictures babe?
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OMG I'm sooooooo soorry!
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>>552636959
pic of your abs
>implying
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im sorry...I'm in a bad mood and taking it out on you...I love you I don't want to hurt you
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>>552636959
OP Is a fat sperglord who can't score with a girl from juvie. maaaaan, RIP

rolling for "I was only there to visit your mom for a little action. now show me them tits girl."
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>>552637083
rawrawl
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>>552637101
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>>552636959
>fatcamp

Send "I'm sorry I'm a fat piece of shit I really want you to kick me in the dick and spit in my asshole"
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>>552637101
stop faggot.
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>>552636959
Lol, OP how was fat camp?
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>>552636959
hihihihi, fat camp...

I should probably go to that as well, when i think about it... LOL
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sorry that was my brother. hey do you want to try some of my smegma?
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>>552637210
reroll
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>>552637069
Make me a winner OP
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>>552636959
so are gonna fuck behind arbys now or what?
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hell babe I can't say no to a feisty one!
let's say you and I stumble on down to point lookout and we fuck under them stars.
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>>552637160
this
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oh my god im so sorry this asshole stole my phone and new how i felt about you. im so sorry i really am
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>>552637083
rerolllll
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>>552636959
that was a exercise camp, there's a difference!
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Heh heh ah man oh SHIT! That's a massive kick in the COCK, man PENIS. PENIS.
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fake as fuck
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Hey I'm sorry, this is just a joke. You know I love you. I would never talk to you that way...because you're special to me.
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>>552636959
I'm sorry, the real reason I'm saying this shit is I want the cock. I was hoping you could help me get some.
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>>552637083
r olling
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>>552635230
reroll4op
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I didn't really go to fat camp though, I actually went to the sperglord inn, where I can roleplay while wearing my fedora and NOT have to clean out my fat flaps =) anyways, 1 yes i did friend you because you're a girl, tis' an awesome thing to see! 2 dont be intiminated, if anything, i will be the one in the kitchen. 3 how are you?
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>>552637471
reroll
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I apoligize m'lady
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>>552636959
Wait until tomorrow, cunt. I'll be in your room, watching you, waiting for you to get up so I can spread my mayo all over your buns.
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>>552637493
Re-rolling. ah man
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>>552636959
the past is the past, fatty and you still look like Grimace
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>>552637637
winrar
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>>552637083
rubeloolin
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>>552637645
lol, rerolling for this
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>>552637637
WINRAR
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>>552637637
winrar
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When did you last see your toes? Fat bitches tend to cum harder...and fall faster
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>>552637637
wow such meme
many lols
great list
wut shib
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>>552637637
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>>552632552
op fucking a fat chick is like riding a pink moped
>fun as hell while your doing it
>dont want anyone to see you doing it
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>>552636959
This isn't ogre
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>>552637083
>>552637228
>>552637415
>>552637582
>>552637742
Stop faggot
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>>552637637

i didn't even try hard. if you'd look at the pictures, you would notice the pixels don't even match, size-wise.

dumb summerfags will fall for anything
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>>552638169
>tfw you have no friends
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>>552638169
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>>552638169
Still fun for laughs
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DAMN, you win this round op. today we are the fags
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>>552638169
Hahaha op! You sure did troll me :)
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>>552638169
yeah i knew something was wrong with the pixels and the placement of that contact name
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>>552638169
I was wondering how people didn't notice the fonts and the resolution being off from usual.

Pay attention guys, come on.
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>>552638169
>LEL SUMMER I TRIKC U
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>>552638169
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>>552638169
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>>552638169
op got mad because 7 get was actually what happened
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>>552638705
This, fucking fatass OP.
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>>552638169
Suck on a bag of niggers
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>>552638169
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op called himself fat though.
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>>552638169
>This is the only kind of entertainment OP can get out of his miserable life.
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>>552638169
Gee golly, OP you sure got me. I have been tricked. Until next time.
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Good job Op
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>>552639268
How did you get that picture of me?
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>>552640307
I watch you sleep at night. Now go to bed.
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>>552640605
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>>552638169
was fun while it lasted

>7/10
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