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Why is the US crowd so fucking autistic? Half of them are dressed

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Why is the US crowd so fucking autistic? Half of them are dressed up in costumes and being all fucking patriotic cunts? Half of those faggots dont even know how the sport works. Then I watch these espn dickhead commentators that call the sport "soccer". wtf is wrong with you American cunts? God I'm so happy to be German.
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there is literally no way you can not understand soccer
thats why it is a sport for dumb niggers, spics and arabs
>kick ball into net
>hard
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>>552627697
Explain the offside rule nigger
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>>552627494
really op you fucking faggot
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>>552627494
I CANNOT WAIT FOR GERMANY TO FUCKING SMASH THESE CUNTS
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>>552627697
Shoot ball into basket (basketball)
Run ball to end zone (football)
make ball bounce twice on opponents turf (tennis)
Shoot ball into hole in the least amount of swings (golf)

With that logic you can disseminate any sport you want.
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Lead by example faggot.
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>>552627827
I love how that is literally the only go to response football fans have.

"Oooh the offside rule"
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>>552627494
we have better sports to worry about
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>>552628605
You basically stole rugby and pussied it up with padding and helmets. You fat fucks are embarrassing
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>>552628858
Sorry for adding pads and helmets to a sport where nearly every player gets injured seriously in their career. Eurofag probably doesn't even understand football
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>>552628605
hand egg
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>>552629327
You're all fat pussies that use scooters for shopping
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>>552629372
AHAHAHA GOOD ONE!
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>>552628605

like handegg
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Mark my words...we will beat Germany you fucking nazi
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You must either be a stupid troll who is American but looking for attention or a butthurt exchange student on a host family's computer. Either way, GTFO this ENGLISH LANGUAGE website. (*Those Google Translate fake kraut threads don't count*)
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>>552629520
Your all poor socialist pussies
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>>552628051
exactly. its super serious playtime for big kids.

sure it makes money but its never complicated. its a fucking childs game like any sport.
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>>552629868
top kek i live in norway fagit come get me, oh wait our planes cant handle your weight
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>>552629327
Go and fuck yourself
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>mfw when we win sports like World Cup Soccer that less than a handful of people in the US even watch or care about.
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>>552629690
>>552629372


you do realize its called football because the ball is about a foot long? you fucking euro trash.
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i thought the U.S. crowd looked like pretty cool people actually
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>>552627494
the UK used to call the sport soccer
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>>552630150
its barely even a fucking ball you idioto
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>>552627827
behind the last defender durrrr how hard
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>>552629980
I'll rephrase you socialist pussy viking
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>>552630150
You absolute fucking disgrace
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>>552630202

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball

wikipedia seems to think its a ball. maybe its just you thats retarded?
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>>552627494
>kraut being a pretentious fuck

well what else is new
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>>552630314
>pussy viking
retard
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>>552630150
about a foot long - so not a foot long. Nice
about the shape of a ball - so not a ball. Nice
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>>552630150
hand egg. stay mad faggot.
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>hurr durr i'm a britfag i need all sport names to be descriptive of the ball used to play it because otherwise i won't know what anyone is talking about.
also
>>552630179
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>>552627494
The American Cunts at the actual event don't know how the game is played? Oh ok.

Also... "football" is a word that comes from the word "soccer"

>>claims to be german with football IQ

>>doesn't know the word football came from soccer
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>>552630150
No it fucking isn't,
>being this fucking wrong

It's called football for the same reason 'soccer' is called football and Rugby is Rugby football.

They all have the same base game, which British troops took over to america/canada. In england we developed it differently than you, but don't pretend the name is because of its ball size.
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sage yo
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Americans being americans, I reckon.
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>2014
>Giving a fuck about sports

Have fun being redundant while I am being entertained the fuck out of my vidya games, and then watching professionals play while I eat and getting hype.
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>>552627494
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so many people in here are so mad lol it's also funny that a country that doesnt care about soccer is doing better than teams like spain and england.
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>>552627494
The term "soccer" was a term originally used in England to differentiate association football and rugby football. When the sport made it's way over here this was the term that was most widely spread. They invented the sport, so why argue with them? Unfortunately, now the world wants to get all pissy when we use the term that we were introduced to. And why does anyone care that we don't call it "football"? There are other countries that use it or some other form. Hell, many countries just call it some form of "leg-ball" or "kick-ball".

Seriously, get a hobby. Maybe soccer?
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>>552630541
>also fucking wrong,

The word soccer comes from Association Football.

Fucking retards in this thread.
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>>552630314
>>552630458
also
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>>552630479

>mfw i'm not even american
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>>552630728
Stay fat you diabetic pussy
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>>552627827
Doesn't offsides mean that you have to let the opponent catch up because more than 5 goals in 90 mins is scary offense...its the devil right? It is called soccer mr dumas.
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Perhaps the american sports news channel who expects most of its audience to be Americans, called it soccer as that is what Americans know it as. Just saying
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>>552630541
too add to my own post

Soccer was a "gentlemans" AKA highclass way of saying "football" so as the sport spread to middle and lower classes it was called "football"

So when other countries make fun of the USA for calling it Soccer, they are unaware that it is a poormans word to use "football" and the fact that the word football came from the word Soccer makes how dumb they look to me impossibly funny.
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Did you guys see clint dempsey score that touchdown!!
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>>552630991
Sorry but our country is infested with horrible minorities. At least we don't have to pay nearly as much taxes
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>>552631068
Nice assumption

>be 6'2
>benching 225
>deadlifting 390
>squating 300

I guess you're skinny for watching sports too faggot
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>>552630834
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE ARE FUCKING MAD FOR FUCK SAKES YOU AMERICANS ARE GONNA MAKE A HOLIDAY NOW BECAUSE YOU'VE BEATEN GHANA AND A NOTORIOUSLY SHIT PORTUGUESE TEAM
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>>552630874


who cares about the names of the sports involved anyway. you can call soccer "super exciting ball kicking" if you like but it would still suck.

personally, i'd name it "diveball" because the main tactic employed in the game is to dramatically make any contact seem like its going to take you to the emergency room.

well either that, or they're just euro trash.
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>>552631359
Are you talking about noreg or us?
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>>552627494
you cunts are going to fucking lose. we remember 2002

or we get smashed something like 4 nothing and I an hero
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stupid fucking americans dressing up as the statue of liberty and shit. Do you see any other countries doing that? no.
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>>552631369
Im 7'4 with a 9 inch dick and a 176 IQ level
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>>552631369
Don't mean shit, fat so.

Get out your mum's basement.
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AHAHA USA IS THE MOST LONELY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW

god knows i hate football, but i hate usa even more
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>>552631369
>>552631068
Will both of you faggots stop lying on the internet? Nobody gives a fuck about your e-peen.
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Raging about names...

All "professional" sports are for dumbs, really. WTF.

Go play something, fags.

Oh, and patriotism is patetic as well.
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>America doesn't give a shit about soccer
>still beats everyone else at it

Rest of the world, are you even trying?
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>>552627494
"soccer" rofl
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>>552627697
So true. Soccer is like the special ed kids have the playground for an hour.
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>>552628605
grabbing dicks? thats all i see
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Americans dont even like this dirty beaner sport yet somehow, like everything else, we are dominant in it. Hence the Portugal-U.S.A game. Dirty fucking monkies couldn't win at their own game.
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>>552628051
You seem to have mistaken rugby for football. Rugby is the one where you carry/throw the ball. Football is the one where you kick it and can't use your hands.

You're welcome.
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>>552631835
top kek
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>>552629327
#rekt
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>>552631603

Probably because the Statue of Liberty is in the US. I mean, it couldn't be that? Could it?
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patriotic???

You should have seen the fucking French fans a few nights ago.
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>>552631907
Do you see any other countries dressing up as the mona lisa or other stupid shit that represent their country? no.
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>>552631578
The US.we got the wise idea to bring blacks and spics over here and they make look horrible by giving us statistics like this. If you lived here you'd understand that most if our domestic problems that appear on statistics stem from niggers and spics.look at father abandonment rates, homicide rates, drug use rates, infant mortality rates, etc
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We have a real sport called football already where players don't fall and grab their ankle when someone grazes an elbow across their nipple.
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>>552627494


ITT: PEOPLE CRITICIZING AMERICANS AND USING AN AMERICAN WEBSITE. HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING EURO TRASH LOGIC. GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

>>552629372
>>552628858
>>552629690
>>552631835
>>552631603


#TEAMAMERICA
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>>552632036
You seem like a nice american.
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USA USA US....WAIT, WHAT DID I JUST SEE!?
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>>552627494
actually, since we make the fucking rules, it's called whatever the fuck we wanna call it... or did you forget how we fucked your cuntry up the ass not once, but twice. germans should stick 'shame porn', watching your women get fucked my male niggers while female niggers peg all your faggoty men is about all your good for.
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>>552629327
The nation that prides itself on being "Brave" and "powerful" needs to put on protective gear to play a sport the rest of the world plays in shorts and a shirt? Because of possible injury? We Europeans sure are faggy.

>Implying most American footballers don't get brain damage anyway.
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>>552632235
>implying m00t cared about the US
>>552632274
what just-
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>>552630279
and wrong
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Stupid fucking eurofags and your shitty futball. How the fuck could anyone that's not actually retarded not understand soccer?

Fucking 90 minutes with no goals. Hurrdurr 'GREAT CHANCE!'
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>>552627494
>calling us faggots for being patriotic
>mfw
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>>552631603
So do Brits have really fucked up looking eggs? Rugby balls look more egg shaped than a football.
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>>552631710
I hope you don't enjoy telephones, radio, flight of any kind, automobiles, computers, this fucking site, light bulbs, railroads, television, or most other modern technologies and inventions
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>>552632497
The member of the attacking team cannot be behind the last defender of the opposing team at the moment when the ball is played to him. Happy? I'm American.
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>ITT euroshits are poor and jealous
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>Inb4 We kicked Germany's ass in two world wars.
>Inb4 Soccer is for skinny faggots
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>>552632664
>railroads
television
automobiles

Not American
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>>552632764
This times 1000
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>>552631369
>Squats 300
>Uses skinny as an insult

Keep working those glamor muscles, faggot.
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>>552632269
You get fed up after dealing them for so long. It's like you can't even ignore the fact anymore there's something wrong with them as a whole
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>>552632874
Both of those things are so fucking true and you know it
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>>552627494
its not a real sport like hockey anyway. the few americans that are watching soccer are only pretending to care. its a sissy non contact sport.
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>>552632916
Sauce on automobiles not being american
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>>552631835
Someone is projecting
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>>552632712
nope still wrong.
Its the second last defender. The goalie actually is also a defender.
As a exampel if the last man isnt the goalie but a defender maybr at a corner. The attacker can be bahind the goalie and still no offside.
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>>552632363
Actually, we added padding because we were crippling too many teenagers/young men by literally doing shit like throwing people into the endzone and Teddy Roosevelt told the big colleges of the time they had to change the rules or else the government would have to. Britbongs and Ausfags play the game like little girls and never needed this sort of rules revision.
>Not that you actually care
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>actually giving 2 shits about the world cup

sports are for neanderthals
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>>552632925
>agreeing with a man whose only goal in life is to sage threads
>being this new
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>>552627494
0/10
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>>552633308
Of course I do, I'm a fucking American. Kicked Germany's ass so hard, they fucking tasted shoe polish.
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>>552633404
John ford created the first PRODUCTION car, not the first car. The first car was Austria/German.

Google
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>>552633456
shut the fuck up. You're fucking splitting hairs.
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>>552633486
I suppose you take the high road of intelligence
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>>552633404
The first modern automobile was the Benz Patent-Motorwagen build by Karl Benz,1886
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Hello /b/ my country has lost agaisnt France and Ecuador and we are agaisnt switzerland this wednesday.

We need two gols to qualify, how are our chances based on the play level you see on our team?

[spoiler]Pls give me hope[/spoiler]
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>>552629980
is this what the palest, weakest, faggiest people in the world believe?
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>>552633353
>More injuries per year than hockey, football, or basketball
>People getting kicked, shoved, knocked over every game
>Non-contact

have you ever watched a game?
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>>552632664
Telephone
>Scottish
Radio
>Amalgamation of research conducted mainly by europeans
Flight of any kind
>Jet engines designed by the Germans/English, but I'll give you the wright brothers
Automobiles
>hah
Computers
>First computer was..you guessed it, English
This fucking site
>moot
>not a jew
>world wide web
>not British
Light Bulbs
>Scottish
Railroads
>hahahahahaha. See the legacy of the prussian empire m80
Television
>again the scots
At least pick some inventions that are...you know...American
Like cheese in a can
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>>552627494

soccers more of a game then a sport. little poor kids play soccer with paper balls lol. fucking mexicans and curry dicks
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>>552633456
lol someones mad. and let me guess youre just trolling right?
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>>552633834
Non-existant.
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>>552633705
You are correct I apologize
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>>552634037
Miracles does happen though.
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>>552633730
last or second last isnt splitting hairs its a fact!
accept that americfag
be gratefull that i explain you the one true game.
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>>552633973
You can argue that flight is possible because of the british engineer Sir George Cayley - Wright-brothers pretty much just got lucky, there wasn't any real science behind their flight.
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>>552631603
europeans are so asshurt for no good reason. you only hate on us because you feel we're better than you, its the one thing you've got right.
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>>552633973
Alexander Graham Bell was the first to be awarded a patent for the electric telephone by the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) in March 1876. The Bell patents were forensically victorious and commercially decisive
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everyone stfu and wait till after the USA vs GER game to talk shit
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>>552632595
british people are poor and drunk.
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>>552634283
I'm not going to be grateful to someone who can't even speak english
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>>552633458
I care and it's interesting and all that but really how can you say everyone else plays it like little girls when it's a contact sport none the less and they're strong men built like brick shithouses smashing into each other all the while knowing that although in America they play with more contact and violence they undermine all of that by putting on 40pounds of body armour to do it? It's just fucking stupid, and hopelessly American.
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Top 10 Most Popular Sports in The World
Most Popular Sport at the top of the list is soccer with 3.3-3.5 billion fans all around the world Association football, commonly known as football or soccer, is a sport played between two teams of eleven players with a spherical ball. It is played by 250 million players in over 200 countries, making it the world’s most popular sport. The next on the list is cricket and number 9th is american football lololololol stupid americans thinks their sport is the best hahahahahahhahahah?
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>>552633942
i guess soccer players really are pussies. a hockey player will skate with a broken nose. i think you're mistaken little kid cuts and bruises for real american sport injuries like concussion, broken bones, and torn ligaments. i'm not going to try to stop you from pretending soccer is intense however.
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>>552634189
Not miracles that big, mate.
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>>552627494
gr8 b8 m8 8/8
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>>552630150
A foot? How many degrees Celsius is that? Oh sorry, Fahrenheit
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>>552634579
popular means best
>guess you were the biggest piece of shit in high school
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>>552634498
Dann halt deine Fresse und lern auch mal ne Fremdsprache.
Germany will teach the US "boys" how to play football. Then Klose and Müller will fuck you up the ass with blood and tears as lube
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>>552634357
>Alexander Graham Bell was from where?
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>>552634579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeSZWNtMKxA
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>>552633973
>The Atomic Bomb.
Open wide motherfucker
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>>552629750
>implying the U.S. aren't a bunch of Nazis
>implying the U.S. likes jews, niggers, arabs, spics,
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OP is obviously not really german and only wants to stir up some conflict. /b/ needs less faggots like that.
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>>552633973
This.
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>>552634189
yeah hitler managed to kill a few jews so anything is possible
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>>552634806
>Comes to an American website
>tells me to learn another language

top kek
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>>552634889
the united states of america aka the power house of the last 100 years and the next 100 years
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>>552634357
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Meucci
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>>552627494

Wait, I thought we called it fagball.....
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Who cares about who's better at what sport where? USA back to back world war champs. Germany? Sad 0 world war wins.
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>>552634739
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>>552634695
Pretty fucking normal in football (soccer) too.

Alvaro Pereira was unconscious, then got up and played on:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/20/alvaro-pereira-uruguay-england-concussion-fifa-world-cup
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>>552635208
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Meucci
This
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>>552635182
keep those italian niggers out of this. italians are the niggers of the Mediterranean. good for nothing except being loud mouth, jew like assholes.
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If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable -- unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies.
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>>552635159
Born: March 3, 1847, Edinburgh
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>>552634889
America. He might have been an immigrant I can't remember but he did invent it in America as a american citizen
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>>552629868
Crappy socailist American education detected
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>>552634889
>Alexander Graham Bell
>Born in Edinburgh, Scotland
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>>552635159
Education: University College London (1868–1870),
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>>552627494
we just plain don't care about soccer =\
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>>552635134
>try to explain european sport
>fails
>blaiming my language

mfw
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>>552635430
The bleachers (called stands in the part of the world that matters) would only collapse, if an american was to set foot (read; wheels) on them.
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>>552634739
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>>552634695
I suppose you weren't watching the world cup. Because Clint Dempsey had his nose broken in the last match the US played and played on. He went on today without any facial coverings too.
>sources: Actually watching the game instead of hating on a sport I don't like for no reason.
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>>552635532
You are telling the wrong person. My question was rhetorical.
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>>552635703
Yeah, I "failed" at explaining one rule.
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>>552634889
So arnold is an austrian movie star? No nigger he's an american because he made his millions here in the USA. Doesn't matter where you're from originally, it matters where you make what you're famous for and patent it. Sorry m8
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>>552635804
>europoor detected
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>>552635703
You realize you put mfw when there is a face you fucking ignoramus.
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>>552635703
I'm not even American and you're fucking this up. Get a grip.
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>>552635430
Top kek I remember this from tosh.0
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Didn't know it was a crime to have fun.
You're just mad that you tied with Ghana, a team we beat even when we played terrible.
>yfw you realize the America can beat Germany
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>>552628858
come say that to us when your team can win a game in the world cup!
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>>552636084
Tosh is a word we use here in the UK for a load of shit.

A load of tosh
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>>552634189
>>552634987
Well too bad then.
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>>552633973
You're right about a few misleading about most and wrong about one. How about these inventions that are relevant to the last hundred years though, microwave ovens, lasers, chemotherapy, the assembly line method of manufacturing, cell phones, GPS, video games, both computers and the personal computer. And I don't know how about the fucking internet.
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>>552632363
>implying rugby and american football are the same.
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>>552627494
>biggest crowd after Argentina's
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>>552627494
>Why is a soccer/fuutbel crowd being retarded???
Germanfag you just answered your own goddamn question.
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>>552636018
It must have taken an immense amount of energy to come up with that reply.

You deserve to take another pound of chesse that's never seen milk or a dozen cheeseburgers.

Come on, one little metric ton of HFCS and processed corn won't kill you, you can have it once in a while.
Maybe like a special treat, when you have insulted an european.
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>>552632664
Please do your fucking research before you make every American look retarded, okay?
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>>552636509
>video games
>relevant

at best, only culturally and arguably in sporting
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>>552636807
>being this mad
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>>552636036
mfw its gonna be a long summer
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>wow americans dont like soccer, what faggots!!
>wow americans are watching soccer, what faggots!!!
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>>552637156
this
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>>552628605
It's funny how these "football" fatass lard athletes cant even run half a field without being out of breathe dying on the ground. Maybe if we attach a donut on a string and drag in across the field it would motivate those fat sacks of shit to actually run.
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>>552634536
It's not a blood sport. Every sport should wear the appropriate amount of gear to protect it's players. I mean, do you really think that figure skating is more manly then hockey because they don't wear armor during it? If ye olde american football had more risk for physical injury then modern rugby (and it did) then more protection for it's players is warranted. They also made a number of purely rules-based changes to the sport to try to reduce the likely speed of impact between two players. Now, there is a completely different discussion we could be happening about the efficacy of the football padding (at this point, the game has evolved to take full advantage of the offensive properties of armor in a full-contact sport) but armoring your players when they are hellbent using high-speed collisions as part of the meta-game makes good sense on the surface.
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>>552636509
Did somebody say internet?
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>>552627494
>Proud German
>Ties team U.S. wins against
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>watching ESPN, then complaining about English.
Glad I'm not this retarded. Does someone feed and dress you OP? Because you don't seem smart enough to do it on your own.
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>>552633942

How do define injury? To me injury means unable to play. No come off the field and come right back in a minute. Coming back means you got hurt. Injured and hurt are two different things.
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>552637346
>Not knowing shit about football
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>>552636320
Im italian you fat cunt my team has already won the world cup 4 times
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>>552636509
>GPS
Based on a Russian equivalent
video games
Japanese
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Americans don't even play soccer, yet the world #4 team still can't beat us.

Are we that good, or are Yuropoors just really bad?
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>>552637058
Yes well I could make an argument about the development of AI although that's a stretch I suppose, for now anyway
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>>552631815
>beats everyone else
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>>552637789
Seeing as they are missing 5 starters due to injury and their best player is playing on one good leg, Yes the U.S. is still shit
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América dont have patriotic people cause 90% of the country its inmigrant. Que viva El Baraco Obama!!
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>>552637779
Yeah and books are based on cave paintings but a nigger didn't write moby dick. Also, sorry, japan did not invent the video game.
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>>552628605
Fuck yeah!! Couldn't of said it better anon.
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>>552635441
doesnt matter he was american fuck you and your eastern world ignorance
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>>552635359
your sport is lame and gay
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>>552635890
>Sources: Actually going to a country before hating on it. Fucking faggot
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>>552638428
So your excuse is Europoors are in poor health and easily injured? That's why they can't beat the USA?
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>>552635890
soccer is gay. its non contact sport. i could play it and beat an entire team with a broken arm doesnt mean shit
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>>552638428
So youre fragile faggots kek kek kek
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>>552638819
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>>552638428
injuries cant really occur in soccer besides a sore pussy or a sweaty hand shake
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>>552634806
>dann halt deine fressen

Hahaha made me kek
Vielen dank aus die niederlanden meine bruter.
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ITT: angry 3rd world peasants and angry 1st world faggots

Oh wait your all faggots my bad
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>>552635134
Hahahah typical american mentality

>Hurr durr i know english i don't need to know another language

Stay pleb negroid
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>>552640037
I never said I don't need to know another language.
Fucking dumbass
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>>552628051
>disseminate
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>>552634739

i'm actually canadian btw, so your argument is invalid and you're still a europoor.
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>>552635208
>being this delusional

Kek'd
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>>552639393
>>552639684
good luck getting that healed in your country with no universal healthcare coverage
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>implying being a kraut is anything to be happy of


aahahahahahahaha faggot
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>>552633456
obviously he wasn't including the goalie dickwad your sport isn't complex, there's no problem with that but just except it and stop being such a butthurt shitstain since our country is now beating others in the one thing they previously had over us
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>>552639043
ignorance? We wouldn't behaving these conversations on /b/ if it wasn't for so many Americans being ignorant in the first place.
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>>552641298
>except

C'mon m8 you're better than that.
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>>552640706

hahah damn mudslides can only afford dumpy apartments

The nazi must be the super
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>>552640037
Most Americans know a second language because it's taught in school.

Ich habe als Junge Deutsch gelernt. Wir koennte im Gymnasium Deutsch, Espanol oder Franzoesisch studieren.

That's probably wrong grammar because we never have to speak another language ever and I forgot it. But we do learn other languages, you simple Yuropoor.
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>>552627494
O.P. is just mad cuz his team couldn't beat a bunch of niggers.
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>>552631315
lol.. I love her vanity plate CLASY LDY
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>>552634283
and you think we are autistic.

>one true game
I guess if you are a 3rd worlder.
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>>552637587
living in the past.
losing to Americans still.
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