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go ask your sister or gf if you can lick their feet. post results.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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go ask your sister or gf if you can lick their feet. post results.
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>>552579000
bumparooni
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Any little feets?
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>>552579629
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>>552579764
Mm younger?
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>>552579893
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>Kylie can i lick your feet?
>What?
>your feet. Can i lick them?
>uh, okay.
>lick from heel to big toe, back down and suck on them for like 5 minutes.
>Are you done yet?
>uh, yeah...sorry.
>no, not a problem
>best experience of my life.
Thanks OP.
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>>552580563
W-what.
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>>552580502
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>>552580563
sis and / or gf and / or minogue
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>>552580773
Oh, little sister, shes 19. i'm staying with my family for the summer at our cabin.
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>>552580563
thanks man. here's mine
>Hey can I lick your feet?
>My what? Feet?
>Yeah I wanna lick them.
>I dunno. Last time you did it, it was a little weird.
>Pleaseee?
>Okay but only a little. They're dirty.
>Licks sole and kisses toe.
>raging hard boner. gonna go fap now.
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>>552580957
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WJ_BlOQGmo

captcha: successfully nketskd
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>>552580563
Lies. I don't believe anybody who has these fantasies has a sister.
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>>552581442
you're problem man. i've licked my sisters feet a few times. most of the time she doesn't mind, but if they're dirty she usually doesn't let me.
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>>552581442
TRUE
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>>552580502
10/10
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bumping. no sister to ask. sigh
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>>552582918
no gf either? sucks man.
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>Sister laying on bed skyping with friends about football.
>Belgiumfag so fuck yeah.
>Don't want to ask out loud because her friends might hear it.
>Take piece of paper of her desk.
>Write 'Can I lick your feet?'
>She stops a sentence halfway and stares at me.
>Friends asking if somethings wrong.
>'No, It's nothing, Anyways you want to go to...'
>Starts running her left foot over her right leg
>I'll take that as a Yes!
>I get on the bed and remove her pink ankle socks.
>Put both socks to my face while sis is looking at screen.
>SmellsSoGood.jpeg.
>Lick her soles.
>get to the toes, start sucking on them and lick in between.
>Slide my hand to my boxers.
>She sees and just slams her laptop close.
>Puts her foot in my stomach.
>pushing me off the bed.
>My sister has always been bossing me around.
>Force isn't working so she says.
>'Anon, if you wanna jerk off to my feet you better get on the floor!'
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.
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bump gf
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>>552583276
MOAR
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>>552583276
still fapped.
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Asked gf
>can I lick your feet?
>no
Oh well, I tried.
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>>552583000
haha, yeah, but she lets me do anything. I like the idea of the challenge a sister poses...
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>>552583807
go back and tell her this time you're serious and that you really want to lick her feet
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can i lick your feet?
holdingherfeet.jpg
i lick it and suck on her toe
she is moaning and giggles
she pulls back her toes
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>>552579000
>-Can i lick your feet?
>-Wha'..?
>-Can.I.Lick.Your.Feet?
>-Uhm...I...guess? I didn't know you are into this stuf....
>-I'm not,but there was this thread on /b/,and a man gotta do,whats he gotta do.
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>>552584056
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8c5wmeOL9o
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>implying i have a sis
>implying i have a gf
>tfw
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>>552584503
this
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>>552583807
lick her between her two big toes
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>>552584447
fag
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>>552581442
>has a sister. Feet were not involved.
>won't discuss further
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>>552584503
I'm the same circumstance, but I'm glad I don't have a gf right now. Broke up with my last one about two weeks ago because she cheated on me.
>inb4 nudes
She never sent me any
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>>552584891
tell us what happened! do eeet!
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>>552583969
The conversation evolved into pee and tickle fetishs, thanks anon.
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>>552585108
topkek
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>>552585083
She obviously pegged his boypussy.
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>>552585108
would have anything against pee fetish if she pees while i'm in here
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>>552585608
*her
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>sister is fucking hot 16 yo but I have never let on before
>can I lick your feet sister? it's kind of a dare
>she says "no, but you can fuck me hard if you like"

Am I doing it right?
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>>552585083
Ok - was 17 and snuck into lil sisters room to rub wet end of my tool omg
Along snoring mouth lips barely touched

Didn't touch really although a magickal clear string like spideys web connected us as I backed away

Hand shaking
Breathing hard- heart beat beating in my ears

Still silence

Dared to slide hand under the covers

Fingertips sliding under tummy
Rolling waist band down
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>>552586080
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>>552586336
lol, thanks, mate
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>>552585083
Hey Kik?
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>>552579000
>hey sis can i lick your feet?
WHAT THE FUCK? MY FEET? THATS DIGUSTING, IM TELLING MOM
>no... please wait...
FUCKING PERVERT
>being sent to autist camp as we speak, typing this on phone
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>>552579000
No but I could lick my sisters feet and everything else
>tfw
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>>552586292
Warmth against fingertips
Then .No. Omg is it really - soft hot softness- damp but not wet. Like sweaty and different
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>>552581442
Of course it's lies. The shitty writing is all the proof needed.
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>>552587228
I would write shitty regardless of my experiences. I simply am a bad writer.
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>>552587528

wasn't talking about you

mfw = :|
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"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
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>>552586292

This reads like a schizophrenic haiku rap.
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>>552588015
Never been diagnosed with anything like being a rap fan, or mental illness. Unless you count having to be sent away from her for a while....

No takers on KIK, hmm?
Oh well...
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>>552583276
thanks anon, its been too long
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>>552586848
lel
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I licked my cousin's feet while she was passout drunk once. Follow your dreams.
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Returned fingers from underneath-
Sniffed and seemed nice- was worried I had touched to near to wrong hole - nope.
Tasted and came and farted at same time - lol no not really
Tasted and - well nearly fainted from heart exploding in throat.
Came into covers and nearly got on warm smiling face as I panted and walked backwards away
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>>552581392
TIMESTAMP
dayum she's hot
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>can i lick your feet
>pls respond
My sister still won't talk to me since the last time I posted in a thread like this and asked her the same question.
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>>552588962
lrn2google
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>>552588962
>filename
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That's a definite no. Lol
> gf
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>>552589687
What a boring girl
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>>552589687
your gf is a faget. dump her
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>>552589687
ask her if you can fuck her into her pooper?
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>gf
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>>552589687
damn, If she responds like that to your requests, you better start sending your 'Fucked up shit I'd like to do to my gf if I wasn't scared she'd leave me If I told her' list.
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>>552580563
bullshit. she wouldn't just not care while you likc them, already because it tickles very bad
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>>552590851

Bit of ambidextrous, texting, nice.
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>>552588962
l2readfilename
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Been there done that.
>explain her what does a man with foot fetish do
>explain further
>foot massage
>smell dem feet
>rub your face to dem feet
>lick dem feet

>mfw I am beta as fuck
>mfw I have a gf
>mfw I have sex daily
>mfw dem feet
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>>552589687

that chick's colder than a>>552590404
receptionist at jp morgan
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>Hey Sis, can I lick your feet
Nothing
>Oh come on Sis, don't give me that
Still nothing
>From all this we're down to this? We were close, do you remember? The fun we had when we were younger? Our fishing trips and everything?
Bitch still says nothing, doesn't even look at me.
>Fine, I'll go then.

Left the graveyard, came home.
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>got hit...gf
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>>552591347

is she crying cum?

newgrounds.com/portal/view/550101
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>>552591347
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>>552584503
this
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>>552583276
Still got a boner.
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>>552590851
give me something else to say, will delivar
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>>552591347

>mfw
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>>552591915

Ask her if she's weirded out by it.
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>>552591915
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>>552589687
>Not alarmed, nor judging

Bitch, if you ever judge me I'll lick/kiss every single part of your fucking body until you die.
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>>552592148
asked her b4 but
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>>552579000
not gf, just close friend
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I did that and bunch of other stuff to my (ex)girlfriend last friday.
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>>552593253
Jesus christ you type like an autistic child
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>>552593253

I wish I had a good friend who'd let me lick her feet.
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>>552592817
bitch says 10/10

yeh seems legit
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>>552593572

results in win though

>>552593253

keep us updated, would love to see where this goes
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>>552593572
well I am on /b/?
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>>552593253
You type like a faggot. Kill yourself.

That said, I wish I had a friend who'd let me lick her feet and/or use her feet to play with me.
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>hey mom can i lick your feet?
>stop going on 4chan anon,you're 25
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>>552593572
>mfw
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>>552593253
> -hides-

This fucking shit. What is it with people who type this fucking role playing shit. Are you this fucking autistic?
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>>552594145
>Your mom is browsing /b/ RIGHT NOW
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>>552593756
She obviously wants to be more than a good friend
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>>552579000

i give my little sister foot/legrubs all the time. her feet often come to rest on my dick, which she doesn't seem to mind.

sometimes she falls asleep and they become upper thigh rubs. in loose shorts.

kissed her feet before, haven't licked them. its on the list.
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>>552594489
your and her age?
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Sitting in the living room. Sister is watching TV, I am on laptop.

>Can I lick your feet?
No, that's disgusting.
>Please?
I'll do it, but you have to do all of my chores for the rest of the summer.
>OK.

She wasnt wearing socks, so I sit down on my knees in front of her and proceed to work my tongue up and down her toes and the sole of her foot. She giggles.

I move my hand down the front of my shorts. She giggles again.

>Let me see your cock, you fucking pervert.

Pull down shorts.

She laughs and my 4 inch cock and then tells me to away.
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>>552594710
hi fbi.
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She's sitting next to me

>Hey, can I lick you feet?

>Thousand year stare from her
>Thecrinkleofthebrow.jpg
>..No

Then we read the thread together
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>>552595110
>implying this is illegal
>implying even if it was this would be enough evidence
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>>552594337
i'm not even into feet fetish
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>>552593869
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>>552595110
cyberpoleece
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>>552589687
I have a foot fetish and if a bitch ever denied me her feet she has to go.
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>>552595356
You are going to have sexual intercourse.
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>>552594710

me 19, she's 13 and rather accommodating.
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>>552595330
That doesn't mean you can't do it.
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>>552595356

Fuck. Yeah.

I'm a sucker for these kind of success stories. Continue!
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>>552593253
PLOT TWIST: post OP is female
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>>552595356
i'm proud anon. congrats!
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>Gf goes to bathroom
>read OP's post
>go to bathroom
>while she pees, I ask if I can lick her feet
>says no, she hasnt showered and needs to wash her feet
>watch her pee
>she raises her left lef and wiggles her toes at me
>came back and reported result
not even my thing
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>>552595356
What the fuck
>this faggot
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>>552595356
fake beta-written shit
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>>552595356
bumping for update, UK?
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>hey this might sound kind of weird, but can i ask you a question?
>sure what?
>can i lick your feet?
>ewww.... what? you're so weird
>dad hears me from upstairs
>what the fuck are you talking about licking feet for!
>he comes storming downstairs with a belt
>you need the get the fuck away from your sister right now
>i run away, hide in my room and lock the door
>now im posting
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>>552579000
This is an ex but whatever. She doesn't tolerate things "out of the ordinary" like foot fetishes apparently. Naturally it didn't work out.
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>>552595469
lucky sob
wish i had a younger sister but mine's a few years older
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>>552596132
YOU BETA FAGGOT
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>>552595816
>>552595821
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>>552596132
What a fucking cunt.
Good thing she's your ex.
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>>552579000
nobody noticed this nice trips?
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>>552596078
I want to believe.
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>>552596078
Are you 12?
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>>552596132
Pasta
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>>552595821
He's still getting it in you fucking nigger
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>>552595330

>2014
>Not into feet
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>>552593878
true shit, true shit. -tips fedora-
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>>552596463
keke
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>>552596078
Tell your dad to quit being a cock blocking faget or you're gonna take that belt from him and whip his ass.
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>>552593572
>>552593948
>>552594225
>they're not only mad because they weren't successful and he was
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>>552595356
>>552595846
Yeah > _ <
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>>552595356
inb4 everyone finds out that both typers were OP
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>took pic of OP
>asked gf if i could lick her feet
>she told me to lick her dog's feet
>denied
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>>552596324
Nope...
/b/ is even desensitised to trips now.
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>>552593253
You are a fag to the nth degree, a lot of summer I'm feeling this evening...
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>>552593253
that was so cringeworthy, please red some red pill game online, you are so bluepill beta it's a wonder any girl even allows your existence
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>>552596774

>Watching game of thrones
hahaha
Anyway,good luck, OP!
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>>552596774
Oi faggot, your "close friend" is obviously a Dom. Go ask /d/ how to be a good little boy slut for her and maybe one day you two will get married and she'll tie you up every day
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>>552596774
somewhat close by, dutchfag here. Tomorrow update in new thread? 23:00 UTC?
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Anyone find the video online yet?
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>Tfw no sister
>Tfw no mom

Hey kitty, can i lick your feet?

>Meow
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>>552580753

Fuck off weeaboo
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>>552595356
>You're so cute matt
Enjoy the friend zone.
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>>552597212
>no mom

Wow no gf am i that fucking brain dead today
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>>552579000
cant argue with trips
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>>552579000
Asked this 12 year old. She said no, but she did show tits.
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>>552597346
Freud would have a lot to say about that.
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>>552596774
conversation off topic, no more from me
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>>552579000
I asked my girlfriend if I could lick her feet, and she called me a disgusting perverted freak, and said she never wanted to see me again until I developed less stupid fetishes, and sought professional help.
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>>552597250
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>ask gf (show her thread first so she doesn't think imma lunatic)
> "Ew wtf you guys sicken me !!!"
tfw gf is a normalfag i should dump
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>>552597492
should thank her for not troubling you to dump her
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>>552597462

can you stop with the fucking >_< shit every other line? at least change it up if you're going to do stupid shit like that.
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>>552597459
Oh im sure he would. Fucking cokheads and tweakers blab incessantly.
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>>552597780
Fuck you I'll talk how I like, I don't usually talk about these things
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>>552597459
wow. Can't believe you just used a Freud reference.
>>
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>Can I lick your toes sis?
>Shut the fuck up anon and get out of here.
Tipped my fedora, did a 360, and walked away.
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>>552595675
i know,in the past an ex tried to jerk me off with her feet,i laughed the entire time then fucked her like a gorilla in the anal
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> no sis
> no gf
> no one even to ask until I get back home in August

sighhhhhh
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>>552597702
>Find a young inexperienced girl
>Be open about your normalish fetishes first date, if you have a few more fetishes tell her you're embarrassed about the rest
>She should think this is normal due to lack of experience
>sex her, sex her good with your fetishes
>if she breaks up she'll find that no other guy is able to satisfy her as well as you where
>???
>profit

And that's how me and my current wife eventually got married. We broke up like 4 times but each time she kept coming back because of the sex.

Also, it helps to be semi-attractive (ask /soc/ if you're attractive or not), and make a good amount of money a month
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>>552597875

making something stupid like >_< is not talking dude lol.
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>>552598134
>360
>walked away

lold xD
>>
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>>552597875
It's okay anon :) I understand how you can talk like that. Women will do that to you :P You just have to learn how to toggle it. Okay? :D
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>>552598436
>Being this new
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>>552598436
hshshshshahahagaahahhaha
ahahhahahha
OH OH ahhahaa
ahahhaah OAHAHAHahaha
AHHAHAH AHAHAHAH LOL!!!!
AHAHAHHAAH

oh man that's great.
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>>552597875
you talk like a straight faggot, you deserved to be punched in the face just for typing that stupid shit, how has your blue pill beta life been so far? lol
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>>552597969
>Watched Frasier.
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>"Hey Soph?"
>"Yeah?"
>"Can I uhhhh... lick your feet?"
>"Sure, fine by me!"
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>>552593253
>>552595356
>>552596774
>>552597462
>an autist who types like this manages to negotiate more booty calls than you
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>>552598706
not too good, previous gf cheated on me
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>asked my gf
>"I saw the thread, tell them they're faggots"

You guys are fags.

I lick her feet when we fuck anyway.
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>>552579000
>Eeuuwww

result.
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>>552596078
When I met you in the summer!
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>>552598706
>blue pill
>beta
>2014
>using buzzwords

>lol
lololololololololol lol out lound hahaha xD


get >>>/out/ you macho man.
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>>552598845
Is that a ps2 and a wiimote on the same floor? Doesn't compute.
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>>552598845
He obviously knows that the girl is a dom and would go for the pathetic beta type.
This man is a genius at fkin bitches.
Be jelly.
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>>552598678
we could debater who is newfag here
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>>552579000

"ew, no. I'm telling mom that you asked you perv."
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>>552583558
The newfaggotry is strong with this one.
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>>552597608
Fuck off weeaboo. Go to another board.
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>>552598949
>normalfags
Go back to facebook.
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>>552586080
No, you aren't doing it right. Your lies aren't even remotely believable.
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My gf is an ex gymnastics. I can suck her toes while balls deep with her feet behind her head. I kick her feet whenever the fuck I want
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>>552599805
>so autistic he's telling himself to fuck off

Look around you m8, were all weebs here.
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>>552600238
You deserve a medal senpai~
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>>552599805
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>>552579000
>can i lick your feet sis?
>No, but you can lick my pussy
>Im ok with this
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>>552600046
It's called parody.
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>>552600996
>grabbing a demotivational from google and renaming it
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currently dating younger cousin. licking/kissing/sucking feet is the lightest thing we do.
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>>552583276

Thanks anon, best dinosaur I've read for a while
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>>552601245
>implying that picture hasn't been in my /b/ folder for 5 years.
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>>552601274

whats the hardest
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>>552601245
yeah dude thats disgusting lets sue him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>552601378
I don't believe you


>>552601520
>>552601520
!!!!!!!
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>>552601492

she's straddled my face and i drank her pee. // I tonguefuck / fuck her ass
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>Hey sis can I lick your feet
>no response
>starts crying
>calls me an asshole

My sister has been a real asshole since she stepped on that mine
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>>552598949
You can only dream
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>>552601886

Well, I make my girls drink my pee, not the other way around.
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>>552601948
Top
Fucking
Kek
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>>552601948
top haha
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>>552596664
lel
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>>552599239
Hey, Captain Newfaggot, do you even know what turning 360 degrees and walking away even came from?
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>>552602675
Why didn't she just put:

[I] [ ] [L] [O] [V] [E] [ ] [Y] [O] [U]

It's ten fucking toes fucking retarded cunt.
>>
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>>552602693
Im glad that we dont have to deal with this shit with Xbox one
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>>552599805
Oh my!
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>>552602693
if you turn 360 degrees you are still facing the same way you retard
>>
My wife said
> Sure why not?
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>>552599805
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>>552584503
This.
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>>552598938
I wonder why >_<
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>>552603319
Don't bother with him. Newfags don't understand degrees.
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>>552603319
thats shooped, look at the shadow of the white dude dick vs. the nigger... notice anything?
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>>552594337
Damn it mom you're already the reason I can't use hookup sites.
>>
Screw it, going to go ask my cousin.

Will post results
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>>552603319
ok i think i just got baited
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>>552579000
Can it be a guy's feet? What's the difference?
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>>552597608
take your weaboo shit to another board you autistic twat
>>
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>>552595356
Congratulations, anon!
Marvelous, just, marvelous.
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>>552603869
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>>552599026
> using smilies like a faggot
> thinks he is cool
> MAXIMUM BETA OVERLOAD
Look you can't argue against the fact that most people reading your replies have a visceral reaction to how cringeworthy beta they are, basically you type like a woman, in highschool
>>
>>552602145

Eh. I had a dream about doing it. I let it slip once when drunk, and she didn't let it go. Ended up just going for it.
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>>552595356
WHY, JUST WHY IS IT ALWAYS THESE KIND OF BETA FAGGOTS GETTING IT SO EASY.

You better not fuck that up bro, or karma will deal with you.
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>>552598949
very nice feet, outside of suspected cankles, as always fat people ruin everything nice
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>>552604158
Emoticons appeal to the women, thinking you're too good for them doesn't help you get any
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>>552603869
>>
>>552604158
I don't think I'm cool. You're definitely not though.
>>
Anyone who makes an excuse afterword is a pussy and that's why nothing works out for you.
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>>552597459
That's great.

Makes me miss psych class
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>>552603869
>>
>>552604362
yes they appeal to them which is why they use them, as a man you should not. I mean you can do it all you want but you will look retarded, which is shown by the replies in this thread, and you will get less results than if you hadn't used them. Basically you need more experience with women and you'll understand.
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>Hey Leah can I lick your feet
>Wait what?!
>Yeah only for a bit
>Umm.. sure I guess just don't think this means anything
>I get on knees as she is laying on couch and proceed to lick and suck on all of her toes and sole

Well gg 4chin, never thought I'd be able to do something like that with her. Time to go fap to release this built up baby batter before my dick explodes.
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>>552603869
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>>552603707
my mom is too ugly to ask this question to, so would not attempt
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>>552604847
sister? gf? mother?
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>>552605164
Cousin, only person I am actually kind of attracted to in this house at this moment
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>>552605053
saved
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>>552604847
>sure I guess just don't think this means anything
so tsundere
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>>552597462
Fuck sake /b/, she wants to step on me and I don't even really want to lick her feet. She's nearing 6 foot tall and much bigger than me, I'm fucked. God damnit.
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>>552585038
Did you inb4 nudeless fag
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>>552605257
That's a strange thing for her to say anon. Has this sort of thing come up before? I seriously doubt she would say that if there wasn't an attraction there and she is entertaining the idea of taking it further.
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>>552604242

how much younger is she?
>>
I sat near my girlfriend and simply kissed and licked her foot without asking. She just smiled, being already used to my playing with her feet.
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Take this, you feet faggots

google link shortener /OVtWMW
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>>552604829
she was so cute
>>
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>>552606080
That girl needs to take better care of her feet.
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Okay, I don't have a gf or a sister. What do?
>inb4 mother
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>>552589687
Heh. Do it anyway.
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>>552596774
Tywin dies at the end
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I really want to lick my sister's feet, but I'm too much of a pussy to ask her. I really have no clue how she's react and I don't want to ruin our relationship.
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>>552586336
kek
>>
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>>552607638
how the fuck do you think she is going to react ?
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>>552583276

>read last line
>facepalm.mpg
>*golf clap*
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>>552607638

If she freaks out just say it was a dare on internet. No big deal really...

And you never know, she might surprise you!
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>>552579000
love this set
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>>552608486
Aww yeah wow, this guys right, and my Dick might just grow 10 inches more over night, yeah! That'd be great! Let me touch your Penis anon! I fucking love COCKS< I CANT STOP SUCKING OP COCKS!
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Dont have a sister, asked my wife

>Can I lick your feet?
>No
>Why not
>Just no
>But why?
>Its weird
>Why is it weird?
>Because its fucking weird. Did some troll on the internet tell you to ask this?
>yeah...
>You can tell him to get fucked

She knows me too well
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>>552608969
Are you into feet though ?
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>>552603015
kek
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>>552585038
same here...but I do wished I had a gf, just to not miss her that cheating whore so much
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>>552608969
Divorce.
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>>552608745
link full set?
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>>552609059
naw man, Im kind of a germaphobe
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>>552580502

<Topkek
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>>552609428
75 % uploaded
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>>552609428

ware is set
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>>552609428
here

https://mega.co.nz/#!g5ZljBpK!p5wzCnthRl8EzqhUreH3Vd8eWTe8jofa6irXF5l0sno
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>>552603308
>>552603308
Faggot, anime is gay
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>>552611823
Fantastic man.
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>>552611823
1st rule of /b:

Dont trust /b.
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old thread was so much better
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>>552612431
i just love feets
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