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why do girls like horses so much

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why do girls like horses so much
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English saddles put the bounce right on the clit.

Now ask a hard one.
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>>552205575
who wouldn't like some thing big hairy sweaty and powerful between their thighs, that also does what you command?
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A strong and powerful - but also gentle and friendly - companion that can take her anywhere she desires when she wraps her legs around it. The lean muscularity of the horse, coupled with its soulful eyes and servile demeanour . . . the feeling of power between her thighs . . .
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they are fast and strong. Have a muscular body and a big dick. Also they have a lovely hair.
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>>552205575
My mrs, who has ridden horses her whole life just said "they're motorbikes you can be friends with, and they smell nice".

Simple enough.
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>>552205575
horse dicks
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>>552205575
This again?
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it has something to do with pussy
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cause they have big dicks
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>>552208032
That was beautiful.
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>>552208225
It's the new meme, bro.
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>>552208032

>servile demeanour

You've never seen a horse up close have you?

Horses have their own personalities, but one overwhelming thread is that they act like they look down on you. They'll obey you, sure, but if it goes in the general direction of what they want to do.
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"there is one property of horses that is unmatched by any means of transportation" - George RR Martin
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>>552208519
only if you don't command respect from the horse...

be a man (whether you're male or female), and the horse is yours
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>>552208765

Again, do you own a horse or is this off the 10c novel you masturbate to?

I own 4 horses and been around them my whole life. I've personally trained 2 of them. Horses are assholes. They expect you to do everything for them, and while they can be grateful they mostly think they rule the place. That said, they're wonderful creatures, just the image that many people have of them is wrong.
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Misogynist cis-gender privileged male detected

First of all, women are free to like whatever the fuck they want. They don't need your permission or you constantly objectifying and questioning them.

Second of all, unlike worthless men, the horse provides them the freedom to go where ever they please and does what they're told. Maybe you fucking disgusting ugly ass neckbeards should take some notes.

They have pure power in between their legs.

You're all just some fat woman hating bitches though. yeah, blame women on your problems, see how far that gets you losers in life.
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>>552205575
big dicks
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Women like being destroyed by huge dicks
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>>552209161
>mysogonist cis-gender priviliged male
dat bait son
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a better question.

Why are horses so prevalent with female culture today while in the past they were almost solely an image of masculinity and those who rode them exuded that image in their entire personality?
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>>552209161
TITS OR GTFO YOU GOD DAMN BITCH
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>>552209397
because cars got invented
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>>552209162
>>552209330
>>552209359
>>552209397
>>552209409
>>552209464
Um excuse me.. try treating me with some fucking respect.

I'm a woman and unless I tell you to speak, how about you just sit there and shut the fuck up.

k? =)
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>>552209161
femenazi detected
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>>552209568
>only two people fell for it
>still quoting everyone for attention

failed troll is failed/10
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>>552209161
Use more lotion on your drying up cunt and maybe you will smile you bitch
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>>552209723
I'd love to see you talk that shit to my face. I'd love to see you cry after a woman beats your ass you fucking little prick.

Talk your big game on here.. I would choke you unconscious and smash your fucking face in in real life. Fucking piece of shit.
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>>552209568
YUSOBUTHURT
Oh right the horse cocks.
Nevermind, carry on trolling.
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>>552209568
i am feeling that you need a cock
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>>552210162
Hey, don't cry, or maybe you should so the tears can rinse the filthy tuna stank from your unkempt vagina.
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>>552209161
>>552209568
>>552210162
Holy shit the tumblr fenazi is trong in this one!
Kill it! With fire! Before it lays eggs!
(spoiler) No but seriosly, get the fuck back to https://www.tumblr.com (/spoiler)
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Horse dicks
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>>552210162
sure buddy.
I'll take your feminist bait as soon as you prove that you're the proud owner of a freed clitoris
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who goes around taking these pictures? srsly?
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>>552210776
Horse breeders
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>>552209397
Check out the Amazons of Greek mythology. They gave the muzzies of their day a run for their money, as horses are an equalizer in battle.
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>>552205575
>why do girls like horses so much

Because of feminism.
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Don't be greedy cunts. I'm not dumping for the sake of dumping you plebs
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Look at this beautiful thing
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>>552210997
I'll help you out before I go to work, guy
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>>552211282
Anyone still here?
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>>552210162
Hey calm down, sorry that you are probably mad that every single movement by feminists is considered a joke because it never really accomplished anything but make you all feel good about yourselves by joining your group of entitlement. Instead, you come to a thread asking a simple question as to why and come out guns blaring making hasty assumptions as to why the thread was made. After this, I hope you understand why almost the entire world laughs at feminism except for its overweight degenerate population of Amerifat women. It starts with you.
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>>552208225
>>552208470

So new it hurts.
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>>552211460
lurking
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>>552210928
>horses
>equalizer

lel

i bet them female warriors can wear heavy plate
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>>552211671
Good! Want some dog cock while I'm at it?

Could you assholes please stop arguing and start jerking it?
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>>552209161

I sincerely agree with your critique of todays people's way of thinking. You seem like a nice, critical person to me.
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>>552211884
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>>552211884
no dogs for me boss, just horses
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Why don't you post pics Bodil Joensen style
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>>552211974
Agreed
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>>552211941
I think this is my favourite cock.
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>>552210942
>mfw
>wtf
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>>552212075
it's a doll though
the cock is a lie
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>>552212156
Really? I never noticed that before. That breaks my heart.
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>>552212245
>>552212334
Dicks, yeah!

I gotta roll out guys, have fun lookin' at dicks.
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>>552208032
10/10 should b printed on the back of every iams bag
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>>552210827
why would they do that?
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>>552212813
DING DING DING. SUMMERFAG
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>>552210942
amazing art. the last frame is not by Miura though
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>>552205575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iSb5-X_2do
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>>552212929
lol, no.
I was constantly around horses the first 17 years of my life and never once seen erect horse cocks until I came here.
Why would horse breeders keep pictures of their junk?
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>>552210942
MOAR!
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My ex owned a horse. Biggest waste of time and money IMO. I have absolutley no idea why people(mostly girls) love horses. If you want an animal companion that is an eighth the effort, a fraction of the cost, and actually loyal to you. Buy a damn dog.
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>>552209161
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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>>552213491

That's funny, I have only been near horses on two occasions; once at a church fair and once at Medieval Times. One of the horses at Medieval Times had an erection.
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Dated a girl who loved horses once. Never again, dumb slut. Horse girls are an instant turn off. See them on Tinder with them and their fucking horse. Instant nope.
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Any decent Chans out there with this kind of shit?
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