I was turning this crab with the handle of a knife so I could

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone..

>>552083770
suck his dick

freedom earned

lul

CRUSH IT WITH SOMETHING HEAVY

>>552084010
This.

The crab has bested you OP, and won his freedom.
Release him, the gods will it.

>>552083770
nigga you fucked up, give him your wallet let him go before he cuts you up

>Find a nigger
>Bring nigger to crab
>give nigger a screwdriver
>watch them fight
>kill the one that lives with a rusty fork

>>552083770
get another crab and give him a knife so he can battle the other one

>>552083770
10/10

>>552083770
freedom...

Freedom....

Freedom...!

Freedom!!

FREEDOM!

FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIVE US FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OR GIVE US DEATH!!!!!!!!!

WE HAVE EARNED THE RIGHT
TO BE FREE!!!!!!!!!!!

BEST THREAD EVER

>>552083770
offer him ur virginity u stupid cunt or face his blade

>>552083770

You must fight him to the death OP, one-on-one man-to-crab.

copy pasta is old fuck you OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A

>>552085274
stay mad

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1mccpz/i_was_turning_this_crab_with_the_handle_of_a/

No fuck you

>>552083770
run mother fucker, he's coming for you

http://4archive.org/b/thread/552083770 fucking archived this shit 10/10 OP you made my night

Duel

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>>552083770
CRAB BATTLE!

>>552083770
YOU MUST ROLL 100 BEFORE YOU CAN BEAT HIM!

>>552086251
Dat MGS3

>>552083770

call the city watch

The crab has bested you and earned himself a free life. Give it to him, op. You know you must.

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Look at this crab walking his pet nigger

Ask what it wants for ransome. Probably freedom and tickets to australia. Maybe some spending money.

>>552086614
I was gonna say thats an intelligent crab to be able to do that but then i thought of it... Obviosöy anything could do that
>lel

put obstacles in your pubes so that the crabs can do hurdles